The Michelle Collins Show with Michelle Collins (Michelle Collins)
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| 16 Dec 2021 | Veronavirus (w/ Michael Urie) | 01:22:03 | |
It's the final episode of the year! Michelle kills time at the Italian outlets just like she did her friend's topiary. Dan's apartment sitting turns into an escape room. Then Michael Urie (Ugly Betty) joins Michelle to chat high school forensics, that Jeremy Strong profile, and his role in the new Netflix movie Single All The Way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 22 Sep 2022 | Meeting of the MichColls (w/ Michelle Collins) | 00:44:13 | |
We are LIVE from the London Podcast Festival, where Michelle and Dan lift the spirits of a country in mourning. The first podcast in King Charles' England features banter about their British doppelgängers and the meaning of narrow hot dog feet. Then a moment for the history books when Michelle meets the talented English actress Michelle Collins to unpack their life journeys with the same name. One Michelle reveals she was a teen punk club girl and the other discloses her original last name which made her sound perpetually ill. Which Michelle is which? Tune in to find out, and thanks to the fabulous live crowd! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 23 Jun 2022 | They Might Be Giants (w/ John Lithgow) | 01:18:48 | |
For the first time, Michelle and Dan record the pod actually AT Midnight and, shocker, she's tired! This jam-packed episode has something for everyone: Poisoned lentils, slow motion, Beyonce, and travel tips for two of the hottest travel destinations *squints* Antwerp and... Toronto. Then without further ado, the man, the legend JOHN LITHGOW graces us with his class and presence, where he finally admits to what behavior he hates in restaurants, a shocking subway confrontation involving a single BUTTON, and his exciting new drama The Old Man starring himself and Jeff Bridges streaming now on Hulu. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 18 Nov 2021 | Breton Minis (w/ Jo Firestone) | 01:16:04 | |
Dan got tricked into doing mushrooms and Michelle made friends with a woman transporting pounds and pounds of meat on a flight. There's a lot to unpack this week! Later on, Jo Firestone talks about her new comedy special "Good Timing", sneaking food from the "The Tonight Show" green room, and her love of crackers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 01 Sep 2022 | Brad Girls Club (w/ Rachel Lindsay) | 01:15:08 | |
Brits! Don't forget to get your tickets to the London Podcast Fest Sept 9 where our Michelle Collins will be sitting down with England's Michelle Collins! This week, Michelle gets hit on in a number of confusing ways by everyone but the Hyde Park birds while Dan as usual ruffles Michelle's feathers by bringing up wrestling. Then, we're joined by the best former-Bachelorette and now Extra TV correspondent Rachel Lindsay! These two swing through their love of modern reality TV and working those red carpet questions, and some especially intimate details about Brad Pitt. Rachel? A star. Listen now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 04 Aug 2022 | Chimp Fodder (w/ Bonnie Hunt) | 01:03:01 | |
Michelle's favorite way to die turns into a big budget plotline this week as she and Dan cover tipping culture, mansplaining, some HOTEL TENSIONS and seeing if we could maybe become Jane Lynch's favorite pod (vocally). And before you ask YES we spend 20 minutes covering chimp news. We then roll out the red carpet for the finest in entertainment, it's Bonnie Hunt on the pod! Together they talk daytime TV, comedy, Bonnie's beloved mom, Jumanji and TikTok. Watch all 10 episodes of Amber Brown on Apple TV+ now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 24 Mar 2022 | Downhill from Here (w/ Dan Acton) | 01:09:17 | |
It's the Midnight Snack you've been waiting for! It's an all Mich and Dan episode this week. But be warned: Michelle is on no sleep and Dan is caught up on a new Brooklyn sex shop that is causing quite the stir on NextDoor and beyond. Meanwhile, Michelle was followed by a creep in a leather jacket, possibly saved by a gang, and finds herself in Dublin thinking about BGDE (Big Goofy Dick Energy.) She apologizes for this episode in advance but would like to remind you "She's human" (her words) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 06 Jan 2022 | Rome Alone (w/ Ed Droste) | 01:19:56 | |
It’s our first pod of 2022! And so much is happening. Mich and Dan catch up about her covid-safe Italian adventures, West Side Story, Don't Look Up, and a quick Sistine Chapel rendezvous. Then Ed Droste (Grizzly Bear) joins Michelle to cosplay those horrible kids who study abroad in Europe and return with an accent. They discuss problematic movies with A-listers, leaving the music business, the wonders of travel, and the tragic downfall of Soho House. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 03 Mar 2022 | Just The Tips (w/ Nat Wolff) | 01:20:11 | |
Hay there Midnight Snackers! (horse pun) This week, Michelle hoofs it to TK Maxx and tries out the only horse shampoo avail to the public. Then Dan and Mich unpack dating etiquette around bill splitting and profile shadiness. Groundbreaking stuff! This week’s utterly charming guest Nat Wolff stops by to walk Mich through some of his life highlights, growing up famous, talented & tall, his priceless collection of fedoras, and starring as Travis on Peacock’s new series Joe & Carol, starring him alongside Kate McKinnon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 11 Nov 2021 | Frat Tatts (w/ Dylan Palladino & Molly Sims) | 00:58:19 | |
Comedian Dylan Palladino fills in for Dan and right on time, as Michelle fills him in on her moving man nemesis. Baldness and Linktree are also points of contention. Then the authentic and lovely Molly Sims joins to talk about how French women stay thin (smoking), her beauty regimen (no smoking), and her new podcast "Lipstick on the Rim." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 14 Oct 2021 | Live from the London Podcast Fest (w/ Paul Brunson, Naoko Mori & James Cooper) | 01:02:27 | |
Michelle takes 'Midnight Snack' to the London Podcast Festival! Live! In front of an audience made up of real life people. She joined by Paul Brunson (Married At First Sight UK), Naoko Mori (Torchwood & Ab Fab) and James Cooper (My Dad Wrote a Porno) to discuss all things from cultural dating differences to $25,000 matchmakers, and merkins gone wrong to depressed mini horses. It's like a free trip to a land full of drunks. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 16 Jun 2022 | Gunt Control (w/ Desus & Mero) | 01:08:02 | |
Energy levels are HIGH beginning to end, as Michelle and Dan try to help one anonymous woman face the world's worst enemy: The passive-aggressive fat-shaming friend. Listen as Mich drains a venti iced Americano and see if you can hear the black swan feathers popping out of her back because that sh*t makes her crazy. The fun only heightens as the brilliant Desus & Mero of late-night Showtime fame hop on to unpack gunt control, airport run-ins, New York's best toilets, vaginal poems (you're not ready) and, most shockingly, Desus' love of LOEHMANNS (!) among 1,000 other topics. Season 4 of Desus & Mero airs Thursday nights on Showtime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 20 Jan 2022 | The Judgementalist (w/ Jordan Carlos) | 01:25:41 | |
Step right up and see the amazing Judgementalist! This week Dan's comforter becomes a pee pad and Michelle doesn't have the security clearance to enter a department store. Then comedian Jordan Carlos joins Michelle to chat rude people who have gone to Brown, rude people who have come from France, and the perks of having an assistant (they're all liquids.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 15 Sep 2022 | Lil Nerve X (w/ Justin Long) | 00:57:31 | |
This week Michelle and Dan spill the English tea about Dan’s trip across the pond for the London Podcast Festival (and despite what you may have heard, Dan did NOT cause the Queen to kick the bucket). After discussing which cartoon character is more bangable—Goofy or Foghorn Leghorn—they regale us with tales of a pianoless piano bar, flirty banter AKA fla’ah, and Michelle getting “asslighted” on the dance floor. We’re then joined by actor, comedian, and all-around mensch Justin Long who trades restaurant horror stories with Michelle and gives us the lowdown on his own hit horror story—the terrifying new flick in theaters, Barbarian. Justin also dishes about his old flame Drew Barrymore and reveals his beef with rapper Lil Nas X over an Alvin and the Chipmunks birthday cameo video. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 25 Aug 2022 | UK BABE? (w/ Whitney Cummings) | 01:10:27 | |
London! Come see Michelle & Dan LIVE next month at the London Podcast Festival! Say hi, shake hands, kiss a baby and get ready for Premium Podder September 9th! This week, we unpack the essential - ESSENTIAL - questions to ask on a first date, after #breaking Martha Stewart news. Then the clouds part and Whitney Cummings drops by for a smidge of astrology dissection, Joan Rivers reflection, and follicular renovation. Run and stream Whitney Cummings: Jokes on Netflix now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 14 Jul 2022 | My Dinner at Patti's (w/ Shangela) - Re-Release | 01:37:41 | |
Here's something fabulous from the Midnight Snack archive! Michelle catches up with show-stopping drag queen and actor, the hilarious and electric SHANGELA! These two talk about how they’re skeletal opposites, various run-ins with the iconique Jennifer Hudson, Shangela's incredible tenure at TGI Friday’s, and most importantly... going on a date with PATTI LABELLE as your third wheel. Plus, Michelle and her sidekick Dan sound off about terrible hotels, AirBNB squabbles and an advice column that answers the question "Is it weird to ask my friends for their body parts?" Will Michelle really do anything for a part? Hmm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 30 Sep 2021 | Don’t Fry for Me Argentina (w/ Paul Scheer) | 01:00:22 | |
Michelle and Dan discuss the highs and lows of the Tony Awards, PVSD (post-vacation stress disorder), and Netflix's SQUID GAME. Then, the always charming Paul Scheer joins Michelle to discuss the secret to aging well (always looking old?), the magic of love languages, and the one place Michelle would like to have her ashes scattered: Target. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 21 Oct 2021 | Squibb Game (w/ Flula Borg) | 01:06:32 | |
Baseball bat sized tampons, tuna, garbanzo beans, oh my! Michelle spills the deets on moving and all the exotic things she’s found in her apartment. Later on, Flula Borg talks about getting ripped for 'The Suicide Squad', making eye contact with Kumail Nanjiani at the gym, and and shows off his trombone playing skills. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 02 Nov 2022 | Ya Sheel Me? (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:32:02 | |
WE ARE BACK. With so much new information and accents this week you won't even know we were gone! Michelle and Dan hit the ground running with a deep dive on the most haunting gargoyle of them all.... the Sheela Na Gig. Which understandably leads to a recap of England's most normal reality show, My Massive C**k, living with ghosts, MOGULING and oh so much more on this long-awaited return episode. We love you, Mich & Dan For the full episode go to https://www.patreon.com/michcoll Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 11 Nov 2022 | Billion Dollar Baby (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:34:56 | |
Has waking up at 6AM for 2 weeks in a row affected Michelle's brain function? We find out the answer to all this and more on this week's ep, as Dan and Michelle unpack their future as very very wealthy people (manifesting), whether or not that "looks good on them," table-side etiquette, and a brunch so magical you'll have to hear it to believe it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 17 Nov 2022 | "About to Have Fun" (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:32:29 | |
It's an XXL EP of Midnight Snack live from the confines of Michelle's parents' kitchen! You asked and so we delivered, yet another episode where Mich has her wine, Dan his negronis, as they unpack a slew of conundrums: where to sit on a date, fatphobic friends?, Christmas party decorum, terrible in-law gifts, dress codes, and perhaps the greatest conundrum of all.... Dan has never seen Speed. Guess I'll have to stop answering his calls with "Pop quix assh*le" huh... crack open a bottle of any non-toxic liquid, sit back and enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 24 Nov 2022 | Freebie Buffet (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:36:40 | |
It's a Midnight Snack Thanksgiving Miracle! That miracle being that we're giving you a brand new ep to listen to round the dinner table as your family keeps saying "what is this?" and "please we haven't seen you in a year turn it off." Michelle and Dan go deep on their Thanksgiving plans, which leads Michelle down a wormhole of Souplantation memories. They delve into Tár, pot psychosis, Katherine McPhee's Tanned Cuna, then those lucky Patreon subscribers can feast on a smorgasbord of ADVICE: Disney gays, traveling during climate change, vet bills, wedding gifts, stolen homes, OPM (other people's money) plus a lil Pepsi, Where's My Jet? chat. Sending you and the fam a Happy Thanksgiving! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 01 Dec 2022 | I Could Get Used To This! (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:40:53 | |
To hear the full episode, sign up here: http://patreon.com/michcoll This week! Michelle and Dan tackle the wonderful world of dating. Is it appropriate to show up to a date arms laden with Macy's bags? (ps Michelle did NOT do this.) What about googling a date's high school and asking him about the rampant defenestration? And for our Patrons! We go waist deep into your listener questions. Dying cats? Funeral drama? Are these even real problems? Are we plotfished? Email all of your questions, advice and needs to michcollshow@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 15 Dec 2022 | Check? Mate. (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:27:07 | |
It's a supersized edition of Midnight Snack, where Dan and I are here for YOU. It's almost Christmastime! And how better to celebrate then with your two negroni/wine-soaked faves, who sort of get into it this week over Mich's fave topic: Checkiquette. (Check etiquette.) We dig into feelings on some standard dating topics but Mich also vents "behind the paywall." Plus STARBUCKS SECRETS! Have you been grifted? Need a place to vent? Or advice in general? michcollshow@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 23 Dec 2022 | A Midnight Snack Xmas Snacktaculor (w/ Jeffery Self) | 00:37:22 | |
It's CHRISTMAS!! And there's only one person Michelle wants to spend it with... Jeffery Self! An actual living angel on Earth, comedian, actor and host of the must-right-now-download podcast Breakfast Buffet (with Cole Escola). So who has it better during the holiday season: Christians or Jews? They battle it out (with hilarious words and love) and unpack what their childhood holidays were like. This episode is laden with so much: Crime, passion, birds with nuts in their mouths, evil gay origin stories, books, and sh*tting in the aisles. Confused?? Of course. Listen, learn, love and celebrate. For the full length episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll and subscribe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 29 Dec 2022 | BONUS EP: Who Needs 'Em? (w/ Judy Collins aka Mom) | 01:13:31 | |
It's our last Michelle Collins Show of 2022, so in the spirit of generosity, we're releasing it to the masses! And who better to ring out the old year than Michelle's beloved mother Judy Collins. From revealing a hot celebrity chef blind item, to rings lost in age old toilets, from Costco diamonds to lying Long Island congressmen, and even child literacy rates and the United Nations' parking tickets, there isn't a single stone unturned in this ep, which is my gift to you as a thanks for such a great year. Don't forget, to listen to future Judy episodes as well as bonus eps and some video footage, sign up for the HELLO EVERYBODY Patreon tier!! (To listen daily, there's a tier for that too.) And yes I'm buying her a mic! Happy new year! xoxo Michelle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 05 Jan 2023 | Countdown to Midnight (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:44:31 | |
It's our first SNACK of 2023! Dan and Michelle are in a fine mood and recap their New Year's Eves for each other, replete with drinking, tuxedos, donut-bellied gowns, and sadly no SEAL COATS. The fireworks continue with a lil menu review, the legacy of Barbara Walters, the efficacy of self-help books and INTENTION in the new year, and of course... ADVICE (about elderly attention hogs.) Need advice? Now you can leave us a voicemail at 305-707-8158 or email us at michcollshow@gmail.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 12 Jan 2023 | Sexsomniacs (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:33:54 | |
You'll want at least 6 pounds of vintage clothing after this week's scintillating, bordering on OnlyFans level episode, as Michelle and Dan sleepwalk us through this week's Sex Diaries which absolutely, 100 percent happened and wasn't written by a laid off Sassy Magazine employee. Plus... cobalt allergies, a fight over art parties, and... is it possible.... we closed NOMA?!?! All this and as per usual much more on this pipin hot ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 27 Jan 2023 | Suspicious Grandma & the Busybody Aunt (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:36:48 | |
It's our LONGEST SNACK EVER (for those Patrons out there!) and after Michelle's cruise, these two have a lot to catch up on. Secret cruise swinging, immoral pineapple chunks, and a tense argument over the Wizard of Oz sees wine-fueled tension turn into many an LOL as Dan and Michelle also unpack a HEAP of gossip. Do you say thank you to Siri? And at what point do you just butt the hell out of family issues that aren't your business? We turn to our resident BUSYBODY AUNT (me) & Suspicious Grandma (Dan) for advice. Remember to sign up at www.patreon.com/michcoll to hear the entire episode and to email us your advice questions at michcollshow@gmail.com!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 02 Feb 2023 | Avatar 3 (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:50:07 | |
Avatar is not mentioned once this episode, however it's "extended run time" is longer than My Cousin Vinny so it felt RIGHT. Michelle Collins and Dan Acton record this week's show at ACTUAL Midnight (at least Michelle does as she is in Amsterdam.) Michelle doing her usual: reminiscing about meeting HBO's biggest STAR at an LA BBQ, her favorite BAIES-ic bitch candle, eye contact... while Dan stands on KEVIN CARPET! And folks, the wine continues to flow into the bonus ep second hour as they answer all of your advice, talk Germany's aversion to Kevins, treating family at weddings, WINDOW LOCK FIGHTS and honestly just join the Patreon.com/michcoll for the full effect of this unhinged near 2 hour "delight." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 09 Feb 2023 | Missed Manners (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:25:07 | |
It's another RECORDED in the MIDDLE of the NIGHT episode with Michelle and Dan, and listener, she is HYPED tha F*CK UP over New York Magazine's rage-inducing new etiquette rules. Did Michelle take the bait? Absolutely! And happily. This hour is dedicated mostly to unpacking some of these insane behavioral demands. Also controversial opinions about Patti Lupone, gritty hand-soap purchasers, and balds. It's 75 minutes of aural bliss. (Unless you don't subscribe and then it's 25ish minutes of similar bliss!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 17 Feb 2023 | Are We on Planet Sh*t Eaters? (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:58:48 | |
No, seriously, I'm asking ARE WE? Michelle Collins (hi) and Dan Acton join forces this week to do one of their favorite things: Tearing the NY Times a-f**king-part. Specifically when it comes to their "helpful" questionnaire of financial questions to ask people you're dating. (You may call them "earners.") Plus: Luddites??? What's their deal?! (They can't even read this.) Is she grinnin? Is she frownin? We are going to FIND OUT this hour. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 03 Mar 2023 | I Am Ham (w/ Dan Acton) | 01:05:49 | |
The last episode recorded on dial-up wifi is upon us! (BEAR WITH US, this kills me more than you, I hate it!) The episode opens with a 10-minutes breakdown of what it's like to accidentally over-order tapas as a single professional on the go. It's over an hour of pure lunacy as Michelle realizes she may have vacationed TOO LONG and hasn't talked to a single human being ALL DAY, not even any guys named K*ke! Plus, dogs reincarnated into private eyes, ATM receipt-iquette, husbands waking up wives, Deadbeat Dads, Diptyque Dreams, crashing people's homes, and STINKY YOGA GUYS. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 08 Mar 2023 | A Lot of Pee for a Little Dog (w/ Jason Ikeler) | 01:05:41 | |
Sometimes an episode is so fun, you have to release it for free to the public for free to let the non-subscribers know what they're missing on a daily basis! This is one such episode. Michelle is joined by her friend and media mogul Jason Ikeler to unpack the massive suitcase she's planning on bringing to his Brooklyn abode: Pee-shaming dogs, nearly dying in a lake in your vintage Saturn, being a charter guest on Below Deck, Married At First Sight: Australia (the best!!!!), yet more Scanderpump consideration, the ethics of loving the Daily Mail, and Christian Boy Bands. Plus... NEW LOGO! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 10 Mar 2023 | FREE: The Sheer Shade Of It All (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:28:34 | |
FREE VERSION! To hear the full episode, sign up for a free trial at www.patreon.com/michcoll Draw those sheer shades and get comfortable for this week's spicy episode of The Snack, in which Dan runs into a giant coincidence, debating casual catch-up runs, who dictates a schedule when traveling with a group, doling cough drops otu to theater audiences, good deeds going unpunished, when food allergies become burdensome, and a possible backfire on Michelle's part to which she says "here's to the assh*les! Bless them all." Cheers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 15 Mar 2023 | FREE VERSION: Florence and the Michelles (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:37:27 | |
To hear the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll then sit back and enjoy! It's a late night episode for Michelle Collins and Dan Acton this week, as they do a deep dive into the "Business Insider" story rattling the American community at large: The NYU student who hated her Italian study abroad experience. But other questions are posed... what kind of boss is Michelle? Will Dan ever see his Rom-Com Meet Cute again?!?! How should one handle themselves around celebrities? Specifically Will Smith? Yes, Michelle has a first person example story! Buckle up and whatever you do... don't hit a guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 22 Mar 2023 | FREE: Queen Eye for the Lord Guy (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:33:20 | |
To listen to the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial! You can catch up on all past episodes too. Netflix, are you listening? Dan Acton and Michelle prove that sometimes words speak louder than actions in this aphore-mentioned episode which we promise makes more sense than this sentence. We delve further into the mystery pooper haunting New York's Schubert Theater? Perhaps a disgruntled Josh Groban fan? Maybe... maybe... we decipher what it is to be in a "situationship" and if it's even possible to not be in one in this day and age. Plus... corpse photos? We say delete! All this and more as usual. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 30 Mar 2023 | FREE: 200: Rise of an Empire (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:26:41 | |
To listen to the full episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll! It's our 200th episode of Midnight Snack!!! Grab ur nearest slice of "celebratory pie" as Dan Acton and Michelle (Collins) with the absolute usual! Dan goes to a play, Michelle is physically battered by her 85lb luggage and then discovers where the "suits" of Amsterdam work, the loss of the art of handwriting, and for those "behind the paywall" a little tale of perhaps misunderstood cultural expectations or just someone being a universal asshole. Plus... advice!! Don't forget to write in to michcollshow@gmail.com and you too could get FREE advice from Michelle and Dan. Happy Danniversary!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 07 Apr 2023 | FREE MOM EP: Go For The Gould (w/ Judy Collins) | 01:03:14 | |
This week's Hello Everybody tier MOM EP is free! If you enjoy this, know that we do one of these per week and many consider it their lone form of therapy. Sign up now at Patreon.com/michcoll In a first, Michelle hosts this AME (All Mom Ep) from her bed as the illness continues, welcoming her mom Judy live from Miami for some extremely passionate debates. We weigh in on the last season of Survivor: Australia (WE DON'T SPOIL IT) and some of the "lookalikes" in the cast according to my "clearly blind" mom. A little sprinkling of Below Deck chat leads into an upsetting discovery of Lil' Curlies (my rapper name), some matzah ball chat, and as usual we weigh in on The Ethicist and Social Qs and read the NY Times columnists to filth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 12 Apr 2023 | FREE: Sauce Queens (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:36:12 | |
Want to listen to the whole episode and get new content every day? Head over to Patreon.com/michcoll for the Free Trial! A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to michcollshow@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 04 May 2022 | White House Gown | 01:25:13 | |
In this week's very special Midnight Snack, Michelle regales us all with a blow by blow account of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington DC, at the HILTON no less (not to brag). It's the SiriusXM/Earwolf crossover event of the season! She chats about manis, pedis, Robert Gowney Jr., red carpet snubs & red carpet heroes, and brushes with Pete and an incredibly hungry Kim Kardashian. Joined by her SXM team Abby, Steve and her date for the night Tim, you'll almost feel like the Gayle King or Queen of Nerd Prom. Enjoy every second. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 28 Apr 2023 | FREE SNACK: The Altimate Betrayal (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:27:58 | |
To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcoll A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to michcollshow@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 05 May 2023 | Celebrity Sex Tales (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:37:13 | |
This is the free version! To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcoll This week, Michelle forces Dan to listen to her tales of haircuttery (and yes, she thinned it again and ruined it!), Dan invites a local stranger to his birthday party and the guy DOESN'T slaughter everyone, Michelle throws her hat into the ring to become a local restaurant singer in Paris, they battle it out over succession, but more importantly we lean into RACHEL BILSON'S SEX LIFE (finally!!!), Dan learns new and exciting things about the female form, PLUS advice!! 40 year old men who have never been on a date??? And ugly wives!?? Apparently! NOTE: When we use video on the zoom the sound quality suffers! So next week it will be video off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 12 May 2023 | FREE SNACK: To Be Or Air BnB (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:33:44 | |
To listen to the full episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcoll Here it is. The famous recap of Michelle's LFD (Last Friday Debacle) with the one and only Dan Acton. First, Dan recounts a calf-hearted run-in with his elderly neighbor that ended up involving 90 percent of Brooklyn's NYPD. Then... a hell portal opens in North Italy as Michelle finds herself face to face with 90 percent of Milan's mosquitos in an AirBnB run by a woman who may or may not be the head of a crime family. And how did she get there? On a train pulled by two poodle-horses. None of this makes sense now and sadly still won't after listening, but strap in for the usual roller coaster of Mich's life called "Always Something." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 23 May 2023 | FREE SNACK: Hanger Issues (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:19:25 | |
This is a mini free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll! Ever hang out with someone who is hangry? How do you deal? Michelle kicks off this week's star-studded episode (guest Dan Acton) by delving into this scenario. And to make things worse? You're being TIMED. WITH TROUT DIP NEARBY. We're anxious just typing this. We also recount an untimely neighborhood run-in which may or may not lead to Mich's NETFLIX DEBUT (a murder doc), 106-year-old turtles named Adolf, and of course advice! Is it a red-flag to let your ex see your dog? Or is a bigger red flag that Dan thought Boxing Helena starred Hilary Swank in the ring? What happens when a cheater... becomes a cheatee? #CheateeGirls What about greedy kids who want their daddy's lofts? Oh we have opinions on all this and even more on this pipin hot SNACK DIP. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 02 Jun 2023 | Married to the Blob (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:24:54 | |
This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll! Lots of tales rounded out by reader advice sums up this Midnight Snack quite nicely, as Dan Acton and Michelle unpack some truths and also myths. Michelle regales with a tense, edge of seat lost cell phone story, tearing labels off beer bottles, and a "famous" SHAWL story that begged to be retold. We get into vegetable fetishes, an upcoming "meet-cute" lol, and answer some listener questions! One lonely listener with a heart of gold looking to date again, and another who can't stop dating locals who were once married. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 09 Jun 2023 | Yam Yam, Thank You Fam (w/ Yam Yam Arocho & Dan Acton) | 01:05:26 | |
It's a Midnight Snack EVENT this week as we welcome arguably the most hilarious, deserving and charming player to ever win the game of Survivor... it's YAM YAM!! Live from San Juan, Puerto Rico! In this exclusive interview, Michelle gets to ask her most burning Survivor questions... most of them toilet-related, but not ALL... and it's guaranteed you will learn something about the man, the game, and even yourselves. (Also nice to know the players ALSO want Jeff Probst to curb his enthusiasm during the challenges a hair.) But it wouldn't be an episode without Dan Acton, so we kick things off with one of the dumber intros in our lifetimes which ends with discovering the worst thing Playboy Magazine has ever published: Their interview with Koko the Gorilla. (Centerfold sadly not included!!!!) Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 16 Jun 2023 | Edible Derangements (w/ Dan Acton) | 01:08:30 | |
What better way to wrap the week up then by discussing people's TYPES. In the case of Dan's crush, it's the Cryptkeeper! (To clarify: It's not Dan.) Michelle swears she's over her haircut but insists on telling one last trimmy tale including a shallow dive into the world of Edible Arrangements. The theme of this week's listener advice is I Hate (Blanks) Partner, and they dig all the way in. Michelle then pushes past her frontal lobe lobotomy to learn about the flies avoiding the dead. An episode that we can all agree doesn't have it all but has some. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 11 Jul 2023 | FREE SNACK: Eve's Dirty Children (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:33:11 | |
Sure, it's a vacation week, but new shows are still coming your way, starting with this Midnight Snack with our guy Dan Acton who joins Michelle on a deep dive into Nordic culture, mainly haunted trolls, and a biblical tale that makes one realize the one thing the Bible was missing? Supernanny. To listen to the entire episode, head over to patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 21 Jul 2023 | FREE SNACK: Snack 2: The B-Sides (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:28:00 | |
This is the free episode! To listen to the whole thing, plus bonus episodes, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial! Dan Acton is back! So of course, Michelle does need to fill him on on yet more cruise details, like my Dad being "called on down" for the on-board Price is Right, or my Mom involving herself in a mini-feud with the on-board singer? Take your pick! What are those stone globes called anyway? Additionally... Barbenheimer... are we excited? Then, the latest dating "craze" as in it's a sign you need professional help: "Delusionships." Plus, the usual advice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 28 Jul 2023 | FREE SNACK: Lick the Bowl Clean (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:29:37 | |
This is the free episode!! To hear the full episode, go to Patreon.com/michcoll Midnight Snack is an appropriate title for this week's episode as Michelle (Collins) and Dan (Acton) discuss the trials and tribulations of disgusting eaters, stemming from an upsetting yogurt bowl licking incident we'd like to never think about again. (Too late.) Plus, remember Gchat? The days of the past, we miss them so. Then, a lilll more Barbie talk, as Michelle realized maybe the reason she didn't connect with the movie was skeletally based. On to advice! One listener writes in with a typical dating app conundrum (you can write us too michcollshow@gmail.com), a cousin who sends romantic texts, a husband's friend who has welllllllll-crosssssseddd the line (Mich gets fired up at Dan about this but she loves him haha), and other questions that will have you FIRED UP in the COMMENTS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 04 Aug 2023 | FREE SNACK: Some Questions Asked (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:30:29 | |
FIRSTLY: We're cracking the case as to why the connection was so-so this episode. Know that things like this drive Michelle (typing) legitimately INSANE, and will be remedied for next week. SECONDLY: The episode still does what it needs to do! Dan is a regular Nalgene Kelly, we touch ever-so-lightly upon the Lizzo suit, we get the LOWDOWN on FLUTES, reminisce about the alcohols we're allergic to, and ask ourselves what we'd do in a NO QUESTIONS ASKED situation. Thank you for believing in us and our wifi!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 24 Oct 2023 | The One Year Anniversary Special! (w/ Abby Holland) | 01:12:56 | |
To celebrate a year of her mogul era, this episode of The Michelle Collins Show is free! To hear more episodes of this and Midnight Snack, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial and to also watch video of this episode. Thank you all for a fabulous year! How has it already been a year?! (Minus one day?) To celebrate what has genuinely been the most fun year in recent memory, Michelle is joined by her "lil sis" Abby Holland to reminisce about where they've come from and discuss some of the usual garbazh. As there is VIDEO of this ep (check the Patreon for the post!) the girls marvel over their mutual symmetry and possible "secretly rich" aura. One has wine, one has coffee, so ya know it's a scene. From Abby's visit to "Devil's Post Pile" (?) to Michelle's broken laptop, it's been an exciting 24 hours. Also covered: Designer eye patches, showering habits, alert babies, stir-fry, salad bars, contact lenses, Tony Danza vs John Stamos, and a house demolishing where we can all agree... YOU CALL IT, WE HAUL IT. We love you guys!! Thank you for a great year!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 31 Oct 2023 | The Hazardous Hole: A Halloween Special (w/ Mamrie Hart) | 00:57:14 | |
Hi Midnight Snackers! We are doing daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show (as well as Midnight Snacks!) over on www.patreon.com/michcoll. Head over to sign up for a free trial, the content is flowing. Please enjoy this free episode with hilarious guest Mamrie Hart! It's a HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!! As The Michelle Collins Show welcomes one of the funniest to walk the Earth Mamrie Hart, of This Might Get Weird fame, to the show to celebrate HER favorite holiday.. Halloween!! It's like prom night between the Home Depot skeleton and Lil Amal! (Google.) Mamrie (who insists we use cams, video of which will be available to the Hello Everybody tier) shows up guns ablazin to unpack everything from martini carts to her Little Scamp Era, selling lone plums to neighbors, to her Fuddruckers era, where Michelle has stories revolving around hot tall Italian fake cops and their designer crossbody bags. This episode is SLUNG and HUNG!!! (Michelle is now wanted by Italian Authorities.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 17 Nov 2023 | FREE SNACK: A Whole Lotto Drama (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:29:48 | |
To hear the full episode plus daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll. We promise you will love it! Now the the blurb: It's been a minute since Dan and Michelle have reunited to chat, and they don't even know where to begin. From this phantom child's energy that's been following Michelle around all week, to Dan's first foray into men's shapewear (he is NOT the one wearing it relax), not a stone is left unturned. Following a little outlet mall recap (you can guess who gives this), they ask an important question: What do you bring in your overnight bag when staying at a romantic partner's house? If you said "one single condom" your name is Jordan Character and you are definitely a real person (this will make sense upon listening). Plus... LOTTO DRAMA! A lotto lawsuit leaves these old friends wondering about lottery legal ramifications that only a lawyer can answer. Now, if you'll excuse us... we have some scratchoffs to get to... *vinyl pants squeak away* Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 30 Nov 2023 | FREE SNACK: Michaelankelo (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:36:48 | |
This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial! It's an XXL edition of Midnight Snack this week, with Dan Acton and Michelle HYPED UP on some early AM CAFFEINE and ready to GIVE. In typical SNACK fashion, we unpack our deepest childhood traumatic memories all stemming from a flea market circus. (South Floridians: YES we're talking about the Swap Shop.) Michelle talks about her sprained lil ankle, which was completely her fault, and Dan recaps a mid-air flight with his plane seatmate which leaves Michelle wondering whose side she's on. New Year's Even plans are hashed, rehashed, and ultimately left in the air, we reminisce about the innocence of Craigslist, Sharon Stone "still bangable at 65" (her words), and an advice question involving surveilling your teen that will leave you SPEECHLESS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 07 Dec 2023 | FREE SNACK: The Talented Mr. Gen Z (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:37:45 | |
Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! To listen to it in its entirety, head to patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial. This episode is a less a snack and more a MEAL as so many cloches are whipped away to reveal things you need to hear! Michelle is joined by Dan, and the episode kicks off with a hilarious tale of thinking you're in a private showing of a film, only to have it be interrupted by a nice girl named Rebecca with interesting personal boundaries! Michelle gives her opinion on Saltburn aka The Talented Mr. Gen Z (she loved it) followed by an absolutely SLOPPY Chipotle visit that needs to be UNPACKED!!!! "It's almost like an autopsy table where they do the scooping..." exactly!! Then, for you patrons, we get into some Chipotle intrigue, specifically a woman who hurled a bowl at an employee and her hilarious sentencing by our new favorite person Judge Gilligan. And an incredible Sushi Sock update that finally clears Michelle's brother's name!!!! This episode is one for the ages. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 13 Dec 2023 | FREE SNACK: Nope-ray Lose-frey (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:41:08 | |
This is the free version of this week's Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll Come closer so we can stroke your arm and hold your hand as Dan Acton and Michelle walk you through this Golden Globe nominated episode. Michelle nearly gets nabbed by Dutch customs in a very Bourne-like premise starring her and 3 humongous suitcase, while Dan is busy pleasuring people in airport breastfeeding pods (not really but.....) We then unpack the hand-holding seen round the world... Drew & Oprah, what to do when receiving or giving a horrible present, the worst gifts you've ever given, a 7 foot tall man who has "problems" "dating," in-laws dropping by unannounced, and what happens when bringing your dog to the office inspires other people to do the same.... plus lots of random side stories as usual! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 03 Apr 2024 | The Shawlshank Redemption (w/ Dan Acton) | 01:04:55 | |
Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! And head to MichelleCollinsLive.com to snag tickets to The Big Natural Tour and www,patreon.com/michcoll to listen to Michelle's show every day. You have no idea the amount of twists and turns that await you on this Midnight Snack. Dan Acton opens the show with rugburns on his face, but we promise they're for reasons you will NEVER guess. Thick neck? You bet! Meanwhile, Dan creates his own Curb episode at the Alamo Drafthouse, and *phone buzz* sorry one second *checks phone* apologies, Dan's nudes finally came through. #OnlyDans It's actually a twisted story and will serve as a warning some many of you who listen. Meanwhile, Steve Jobs read his daughter to literal filth on his deathbed, and one slender Reddit mom doesn't want her body positive daughter to lay a hand on her wedding gown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 06 Aug 2024 | Synchronized Podding (w/ James Cooper) | 01:15:02 | |
Hi everyone! Enjoy this free episode of The Michelle Collins Show! To hear episodes every day, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial. You can also see Michelle on part 2 of her Big Natural Tour, coming to NYC, Nashville, Cincinnatti, Boston, St. Louis, DC and more. MichelleCollinsLive.com. Get your best Hennes & Mozart shirt on, because this show is about to be classed up with today's guest, star of My Dad Wrote a Porno, handsome AND English, the wonderful James Cooper @Coopdloop! And what DON'T these two cover? If it's Salzburg tips you're after, Michelle has got them, as she prepares James for his upcoming trip with some insider tips, like skipping the room Mozart was born in and NOT competitive schnitzel eating locations as he assumed. Major unrest in the UK is briefly touched upon (are the Lush's OK?), while the validity of dancing horses at the Olympics is hoofly debated, Michelle's long face notwithstanding. And is there anything China CAN'T synchronize? Plus... they relive the famous Milan AirBNB story, Michelle is tortured by some bite-ridden children on a train (first class!), and Starlight Express left zero to be desired. So sit back, relax, and spend what feels like 36 Hours with your two faves. ps No bear meat was harmed in the making of this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 10 Mar 2022 | Cheno Clock News (w/ Kristin Chenoweth) | 01:06:51 | |
It’s International Women’s Day Week, a real holiday we think, and who better to celebrate it with than icon, angel, and star Kristin Chenoweth?!? Kristin joins to regale us with tales of singing for Queen Elizabeth, finding love and her new children’s book. Plus, Dan and Michelle dig deep on Andrew Bone Jones, the world’s most famous scatologist, and his prized possession… a petrified ancient stool found under a bank. Love, Mich Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 09 Jun 2022 | What a Ship Hole (w/ Joel Kim Booster) | 01:01:22 | |
Hallo from Holland! Nothing like a jet-lagged episode to ring in summer. Michelle travels to the land of friendly giants to feel human again and Dan snaps out of his resting bitch face to help a friend in need. Meanwhile, the hottest film of the summer has landed to celebrate Pride Month - Fire Island - and we're joined by the film's writer and star Joel Kim Booster, who is rightfully begging for your positive anonymous internet love. They chat gym stank, trainers, Subway stank, dull weddings, mother mayo and what it takes to make the streaming sensation of the summer. Watch Fire Island on Hulu now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 21 Apr 2022 | United We Stan (w/ Dylan Palladino) | 01:32:48 | |
America’s Funny Girl is back! (Mich.) And the country has welcomed her back with open arms, unless you’re playing God at the United lounge, and then those arms are most definitely closed. Bright side: Mich & Dan scam a billion dollar members club out of a pizza… Plus Michelle’s hottest straight male comedian friend Dylan Palladino joins to do what he does best: Unpack his many failed dates! And provide some support. Friends with benefits?? As someone without health insurance, Michelle is interested! All this and more on this week’s unforgettable-ish episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 31 Mar 2022 | Pricele$$ Memories (w/ Ben Schwartz) - Re-Release | 01:05:09 | |
Actor, improviser and voice of Sonic the Hedgehog, Ben Schwartz joins Michelle Collins for this episode from the Midnight Snack archive! They talk big purchases after big breaks, fear of failure, comedy venues post-pandemic, the trauma of Howard the Duck, and the joy of touching a movie screen. Michelle is back next week while you can catch Ben Schwartz in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in cinemas April 8! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 18 Aug 2022 | Throw Some Bread (w/ Vinny Thomas) | 01:24:20 | |
Caught in the rain? Fire up this pod, grab your closest chimp poncho as Dan confronts Michelle about their rainy New York brunch last week (jk they still remain close friends!). Meanwhile they get to the bottom of what makes people irresistibly attractive according to SCIENCE, and yes listeners, Midnight Snack can do science-based research now. We’re then joined by the beautifully funny Vinny Thomas, actor, comedian and writer, who shows us his reptile, shares the hottest "clubs" in LA AND Denver, and you know there is a lotta love for pigeons. Throw some BREAD for Vinny, who stars in Platonic, out soon on Apple TV+. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 21 Jul 2022 | Titties Akimbo w/ Rhys Nicholson | 01:30:35 | |
It's amazing what a vacation will do, and in Michelle's case, it's made her tan, happy, and unbearable? (Hi, it's Michelle, I wrote that.) Back from Greece and ready to POD, Dan and Mich (hi) recap her Greek adventures including an all too apropos soundtrack, cat faces in Mykonos, and a bikini photo so SHOCKING a tabloid wrote about it. Plus... FUNNY GIRL UPDATES! Then we head DOWN UNDER with Australian comedian and charming superstar Rhys Nicholson whose show Rhys Rhys Rhys is taking the literal world by storm backslash GIGS. Where would YOU live if you were a pigeon? What are malls like in Australia? Porn awards? All these questions barely answered and more in this celebratory return to form ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 19 May 2022 | Just The Tipping Point (w/ Rose Matafeo) | 01:26:51 | |
Get your sanitizing wipes out because Michelle is headed back to NYC to face off against The Big City™, where she's called a bitch, possibly robbed, and on National TV in 36 hours. Meanwhile, Dan questions a certain "news" article from one husband to his beloved wife. Then we are blessed with the presence of Rose Matafeo, comedian, and brilliant creator/star of "Starstuck," season 2 of which is out now. Rose and Mich have too much in common, but mainly terrible British game shows, upside down dating stories and her turn on Taskmaster. One thing is for sure... they are both very BRAVE for leaving the house. Listen, Laugh, Love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 27 Jan 2022 | Trix, Not for Kids (w/ Trixie Mattel) | 01:24:32 | |
NSFK (Not Safe for Kids)! While Dan keeps an eye on the neighborhood apps mourning the closed multiplex cinema, Michelle helps some tourists during some basic bitch sunset photography and asks why are everyone’s ceilings falling in? Someone who hasn’t collapsed in anyway or anywhere, Drag Queen & Icon Trixie Mattel joins Michelle with life & comedy tips that will flip your wig! They talk travel escapades and being stuck with no make up in immigration jail, PLUS which reality TV show appearance they’ll never turn down.
Find Trixie's podcast with Katya 'The Bald and The Beautiful' and more: https://linktr.ee/trixiemattel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 24 Feb 2022 | Live from the Camps! (w/ Joe Mande) | 01:13:49 | |
Live from the camps...it's Midnight Snack! On the show this week Dan uses the gift of song to transport us to a racist food court. Next Andrew Garfield stands by as Michelle gets bullied. Then Joe Mande stops by the show to talk about working on the show Hacks, dogs in disguise, and why he stopped tweeting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 12 May 2022 | Jewmanji (w/ Isaac Mizrahi) | 01:02:18 | |
It's a WEEK of CHICNESS as Michelle cracks open the cursed board game known as MIAMI and finds a massive iguana causing Melrose Place style drama by the pool. And for the first time in history, Dan is also embroiled in some drama... at the GYM. But when iconic American fashion designer, author, creative director and performer Isaac Mizrahi joins the show, the drama is all out the window as they talk over creative projects during the pandemic, the love hate pull of a Jewish family, finding your tribe and everlasting fashion items and brands. He's an icon!! She has his size 11 flats to prove it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 26 May 2022 | Brighton Beach Memoirs (w/ Jake Cornell) | 01:07:11 | |
Does hypnotism work? This is a question that is barely addressed on this week’s episode as Michelle and Dan delve into this topic and the mystery of a lost and fairly embarrassing Amazon package. Then we are blessed to welcome comedian Jake Cornell who fills our emotional pint glasses with stories of Brighton, the great Disney debate, and our own personal obesity epidemic. Listen to Going Out with Jake Cornell on your podcast player now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 04 Nov 2021 | The Udder Two (w/ Adam Pally) | 01:01:40 | |
Pig milk…can you drink it?? Michelle and Dan do a deep dive into the dark, pink underbelly of the pig milking community. (It’s one guy.) Then one of our all-time faves Adam Pally joins to talk about the art of “bro” acting, how inbred our peoples are, and doing the impossible: directing Michelle in a scene. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 28 Oct 2021 | Hall In The Family (w/ Tamron Hall) | 01:11:41 | |
This week Michelle and Dune talk “Dan” (something like that) and mystery celeb sightings at New York’s hottest locale. Then we welcome daytime queen Tamron Hall to the show to discuss her new book “As The Wicked Watch,” difficult daytime guests, and which celebrity smells the richest… you will not be that surprised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 07 Oct 2021 | Why’s That Fridge So Loud? (w/ Ira Madison and Louis Virtel) | 01:13:31 | |
Michelle opens the show by telling Dan about getting psychoanalyzed at a dinner from hell, and then it's our old friends from "Keep It!" Ira Madison and Louis Virtel. They cover everything from Erika Jayne to vintage game shows, Wendy Williams to Mayim Bialik, and Ted Lasso to Sesame Street (one and the same). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 20 Oct 2022 | The Michie Lewis Telethon (w/ Dan Acton) | 00:35:03 | |
Michelle and Dan are back with lots of updates including a possible assault in the Funny Girl audience and which famous American author hit on Michelle’s mom, but also some POD NEWS and exciting things to come. More content you say? Head over to https://www.patreon.com/join/michcoll to support ur faves and stay updated on this new chapter!! Xo Mich & Dan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 16 Sep 2021 | Lunchables In London (w/Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher) | 01:24:39 | |
Michelle is back, people! She chats with co-host Dan Acton about her summer in London, her milestone birthday and a harrowing swan incident. Later on, “Guys We Fucked” hosts Krystyna Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher share their feelings about West Elm bed frames and the magic allure of the Tampax Ultras. Plus what exactly is their Youtube series ‘The Dumb Bitch Woo-Woo Hour’ all about? It’s a listen and find out situation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 14 Apr 2022 | Bring Shame Back! (w/ Chris Murphy) | 01:29:14 | |
Where there's smoke, there's fire, and maybe Dan's apartment, as this week kicks off with Michelle and Dan comparing notes on their apartments nearly burning down. And speaking of fired, Michelle is finally pushed to her limits and wonders if The View remembers that she was, in fact, a host of the show at one point... baruch hashem. Plus, a little THEATER TALK for you CLASS ACTS out there. But whatever happened to class? This is the question her guest this episode, comedian and Vanity Fair's Chris Murphy, would like to know. We're bringing shame back this week on an all new Midnight Snack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 09 Dec 2021 | Scusi! Man Dead! (w/ Heléne Yorke) | 01:15:33 | |
It's our most CHIC ep yet, as Dan returns from Paris (despite some plane problems) and Michelle is live in Milan dressed like a lady of the notte and seeing actual dead people Hayley Joel. Then, Heléne Yorke from America's best comedy The Other Two joins to dish on her hot husband, her hot husband's hot brothers, Ketel One Vodka gifts, and learning how to ski from YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 28 Apr 2022 | 44 Billion Dollar Baby (w/ Vanessa Bayer) | 01:03:07 | |
This week we’re poolside with Michelle in Miami, and it’s almost like going on a little vacation with your ears. Join us with a lil day drinkie as - in addition to their usual genius stupidity - Dan and her unpack the emotional baggage of the Funny Girl reviews. Then we summon the world’s funniest person, Vanessa Bayer, to chat about her new Showtime series “I Love That For You,” debate the merits of British children, and delve into their shared passion: The Home Shopping Network. This ep normally retails for $19.99 but today it’s FREE. Order now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 10 Feb 2022 | Easy Breezy Luxury Bitch (w/ Jonathan Van Ness) | 01:20:43 | |
This week, Michelle recounts her real life low key version of the Tinder Swindler while Dan has been celebrating the finale of And Just Like That. Then we are having a moment as Jonathan Van Ness drops by and nothing is off the table between these old Los Angeles friends. They have the height, the locks and the charm and so many laughs. You can watch JVN’s Getting Curious on Netflix now and subscribe to his podcast Getting Curious for more. And buy his hair products!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 13 Jan 2022 | Lose My Number, CVS (w/ Cat Cohen and Pat Regan) | 01:18:00 | |
This week, Michelle visits another Italian outlet where she discovers an actual STEAL, while Dan unearths a new beauty secret. Then Michelle welcomes the absolutely fabulous Cat Cohen and Pat Regan of Seek Treatment fame. They chat how CVS is, like, obsessed with them, Love Island, Love-ing your body, Lu-ggage, and the finest noodle destination in New York City. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 30 Jun 2022 | What's All This Then? (w/ Bowen Yang) | 01:30:15 | |
Lots to catch up on this week, so fasten your seatbelts! Michelle regales Dan with a Netherlandian odyssey that begins and ends with the pursuit of the perfect gown and meeting a gaggle of Dutch celebs (she thinks). Listen as they dissect an article on the proper etiquette of booing in a theater. Then we are joined by the endlessly talented comedy and podcast icon, Bowen Yang. Michelle picks Bowen’s brain on laughing too loud in restaurants, the fast-paced world of SNL, and why 94% (exactly) of podcasters don’t actually deserve podcasts. You can see Bowen Yang’s acclaimed film Fire Island on Hulu as well as listen to his essential podcast Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 17 Mar 2022 | Calling All Theater People (w/ Phillipa Soo) | 01:14:56 | |
This week, Michelle is joined by the enchanting Phillipa Soo of Broadway, film & TV fame. When she's not answering Hamilton questions, Phillipa helps Mich make a perfect cocktail at home before she takes to the stage in a new musical about the women's suffragists movement, Suffs. But beforehand, Dan and Michelle dissect the intricate meanings of their Instagram algorithms, suggest new marketing tactics for PETA (pigs + brooms = I'm a vegan now), and Victorians used to eat WHAT? Midnight snack indeed.
You can see Phillipa Soo in SUFFS at thepublictheater.org in New York. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 25 Nov 2021 | SNACK FRIDAY (w/ Kulap Vilaysack & SuChin Pak) | 01:05:17 | |
It’s the Black Friday Midnight Snack/SiriusXM's The Michelle Collins Show crossover event of the season! Michelle tells her infamous Sawgrass Mills story and Dan has a lettuce based pitch for celebs on Cameo. Later on, 'Add To Cart' hosts Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak share their shopping tips and teach Michelle what a "nap dress" is. Hint: It's exactly what you think it is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 07 Apr 2022 | Actually, Send Gifts! (w/ Bridger Winegar) | 01:42:49 | |
For me?? I couldn't possibly.. in this week's opening "podder," Michelle and Dan discover the one thing they don't have in common (erotic cartoon festivals), the one thing they do (hating darts), and the best reality tv show currently airing. Then the absolutely delightful writer, comedian, and host of "I Said No Gifts!" Bridger Winegar joins in for some Martha Stewart social media analysis, 90s TV Crushes, the great taco debate and so much more. This ep dedicated to Princess Peony. #RIP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 02 Dec 2021 | The Untalented Mr. Ridley (w/ Jared Freid) | 01:14:56 | |
Today's episode is brought to you by the letter Omicron! This week Dan finds the creepiest restaurant in all of Paris. Then Michelle unpacks House of Gucci ahead of its being put before a military tribunal. Finally comedian Jared Freid returns to discuss the gross phrase "ethical non monogamy," the high density of Jews in Boca (you're welcome to the Taliban,) and his podcast U Up? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 09 Sep 2021 | Midnight Snack with Michelle Collins Is back! | 00:00:56 | |
Hey Midnight Snackers! Michelle is back to riff on people, chain restaurants, and the news with a slew of her famous friends. You can catch new episodes every Thursday wherever podcasts are found. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 17 Feb 2022 | No Suitcases Were Harmed (w/ Martha Kelly) | 01:17:21 | |
Say cheese! This week Michelle is back in London where they have lettuce. But first Dan gets onboard with her view of mountain towns while she's served mountains of cheese. Then Martha Kelly stops by the show to chat Euphoria and how nice Zendaya is, the trials of being in recovery, and the fear that your bosses are definitely whispering about firing you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 11 Oct 2021 | Lord Of The Fly | 00:34:30 | |
Fancy MOMA parties and dead bodies in Michelle’s building?! This episode is so juicy, Mich and Dan couldn’t wait until Thursday to gab. Enjoy this special bonus episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 28 Jul 2022 | Just Say Less (w/ Carlos King) | 01:16:51 | |
This episode is the endorphin shot to the neck you crave. As Michelle and Dan stumble upon a huge ethical dilemma over puppets, Mich shares her childhood dream about running a pet store by day and literally being a mouthpiece by night. Then we take you to LA for some gorgeous vegan energy with Carlos King, who lives, loves and laughs reality TV as much as we do! They discover they were both on set of The View, both adore Wendy Williams and, wait, did Michelle just volunteer to be a surrogate? $he $ure did! Carlos King hosts The Nightcap with Carlos King on OWN and you can listen to his Reality with the King podcast on Stitcher. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 08 Sep 2022 | From Bunkers to Bathhouses (w/ Ashley Ray-Harris) | 01:28:52 | |
London! It’s almost time for your Live Midnight Snack with Michelle Collins and … Michelle Collins (and Dan Acton)! Get your tickets now for the opening weekend of the London Podcast Festival.
This episode Mich and Dan dish up the right amount of restaurant pet peeves - including questionable drizzles and chicken of the sea callbacks. It's an episode recorded AT midnight which can only mean one thing... Michelle loses her absolute sh*t. Then we welcome comedian, writer and podcaster Ashley Ray to finally call those SMITH GIRLS out once and for all. (More like SNITCH college..) We also delve into Spitgate (please don't be sick of it yet), East German Queer Cinema (who knew!) and a lot of our favorite TV. Stop what you're doing and listen to TV, I Say with Ashley Ray right now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 23 Sep 2021 | Six Feet From Rats (w/ Verona Rose) | 01:25:59 | |
Michelle and co-host Dan Acton chat about her time in London coming to a close, the problem with France and Zara return policies. Then, comedian Verona Rose (Secret Crush) joins Michelle to discuss their large cheese-burgers, nightmare bra-fittings, and they dig into the difference between UK and American Reality TV. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 02 Jun 2022 | MomTok Monster (w/ LaKendra Tookes) | 01:22:01 | |
Do you ever just dance in the rain? What about walk for 2 miles while cars routinely splash you? Michelle channels her inner Drew B while also figuring out what exactly is #MomTok, Top Gun, The Staircase, and Dan models his DICK Tracy watch for the local co-op. Then it’s writer, comedian & kindred spirit LaKendra Tookes who breaks down jean crotch, turning BLEEP and wait should we do a live-stream from Ross D for L? We promise this ep covers bases you didn’t even know existed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 03 Feb 2022 | Train Man (w/ Mary Lynn Rajskub) | 01:33:21 | |
Michelle and Dan relive train escapades, hot conductors, and Mich’s latest Wee Willy Winky cosplay. Then Michelle welcomes actress, author & kindred spirit Mary Lynn Rajskub to share her experiences on the edge of fame, writing her book Fame-ish, dating on the APPS, and we get the best pet cameo of maybe the entire series. Pre-order Mary Lynn's book today! www.marylynnmarylynn.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 24 Sep 2020 | “A TJMaxx Christmas Song" (w/ Lauren Lapkus & Jon Gabrus) | 00:48:26 | |
Michelle is back with actors, comedians, and podcast pros, Lauren Lapkus (The Wrong Missy, Newcomers) and Jon Gabrus (High & Mighty, The Action Boyz), and they chat about accidentally ending up at the concert, couple bragging, divorces, Halloween trees, how to mentally save yourself, The Social Dilemma, and so much more! Plus, they give their own take on a question about a neighbor who is deep into QAnon. FOLLOW MICHELLE: https://www.instagram.com/michcoll/ Produced by Tracy Soren Theme song by Gabe Lopez Artwork by Ben Wiseman MIDNIGHT SNACK IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/midnight-snack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 01 Sep 2020 | "Face Down In The Sewer" (w/ Nish Kumar) | 00:46:10 | |
Michelle and her podcast sidekick Dan Acton talk "The Vow" and celebs who supposedly smell. Then Michelle is joined by comedian and host Nish Kumar (Hello America, The Mash Report) and they chat about fun posters, the RNC, the last breaths of America, dressing like Les Mis, the dangers of skiing, and so much more! FOLLOW MICHELLE: https://www.instagram.com/michcoll/ Produced by Tracy Soren Theme song by Gabe Lopez Artwork by Ben Wiseman MIDNIGHT SNACK IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/midnight-snack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 12 Jan 2021 | "I Respect The Hell Out Of Her" (w/ Bevy Smith) | 00:49:33 | |
Michelle is back in NYC! And for her first guest of 2021, she has television host, radio host, and author, Bevy Smith! They chat about Bevy's experiences early on in the pandemic, pulling strings, the current state of the talk show, online shopping, the history behind Bevy's book title and so much more! Plus, Michelle and friend Dan Acton give their definitive thoughts on The Family Stone. FOLLOW MICHELLE: https://www.instagram.com/michcoll/ Produced by Tracy Soren Theme song by Gabe Lopez Artwork by Ben Wiseman MIDNIGHT SNACK IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/midnight-snack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 13 Aug 2020 | "Netflix Mafia" (w/ Tan France) | 00:41:02 | |
Michelle continues her interview with Emmy-nominated Tan France (Queer Eye, Next In Fashion) and they talk about how Tan gets out of an interview, the Emmy process, Britney Spears, life post Brexit, Next In Fashion's cancellation, and so much more! FOLLOW MICHELLE: https://www.instagram.com/michcoll/ Produced by Tracy Soren Theme song by Gabe Lopez Artwork by Ben Wiseman MIDNIGHT SNACK IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/midnight-snack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 04 May 2021 | "I’ll Have What ALF’s Having" (w/ Rachel Feinstein) | 00:44:01 | |
Michelle is joined by the wonderful stand-up comedian, Rachel Feinstein! They chat about running away from home, jelly cleansers, Michael J. Fox, rude internet commentators, and so much more! Plus, Mich has a bone to pick with friend Dan Acton... FOLLOW MICHELLE: https://www.instagram.com/michcoll/ Produced by Tracy Soren Theme song by Gabe Lopez Artwork by Ben Wiseman MIDNIGHT SNACK IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/midnight-snack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 13 May 2021 | "A Heavy Fringe" (w/ Rose Abdoo) | 01:02:18 | |
Michelle is back with the incredible actress, Rose Abdoo! They chat about the downsides of jello shots, working with Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm, THAT Extra Gum commercial, falling in love during the pandemic, and so much more! Plus, Mich and Rose do a deep dive into the new show, Big Shot With Bethenny... FOLLOW MICHELLE: https://www.instagram.com/michcoll/ Produced by Tracy Soren Theme song by Gabe Lopez Artwork by Ben Wiseman MIDNIGHT SNACK IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/midnight-snack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||