The Marmoset Chronicles - A Personal Retrospective (Jay & Kirsten)

Y'all remember InvisionFree?

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

What was the best name in this episode? You decide!

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

All the licensed properties fit to podcast about, all at once.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

Thanks for everything, Laz.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

Welcome, dear listener, to yet another podcast about T_he Marmoset Chronicles_. We know, we know; what else could there possibly be to say about the 8-movie magnum opus of reclusive writer/director/wise man Laz Patillo. You've seen the movies, hear the soundtracks, seen it all referenced in sitcoms and torn apart on bad YouTube channels. What else is there to say?

Well, we have no idea, but maybe we can find out. Our mission is to talk about these movies through the lens of what they mean to us; what it was like to grow up with them not when the first movie wrestled Catch-22 for the box office top spot one fateful weekend in June 1970, but instead in the early 2000s, finding an old Diagnosis Aqquamarine-branded lunchbox in a pawn shop, or hearing a bunch of aging nerds at a local convention debating over whether Patillo fled to Spain or Zimbabwe. What does it mean to know these movies, which EVERYONE knows, 50 years after The Phantom and the Wren first made it's debut?

Let's find out.

You can find Jay on Twitter at @extremesalsaing and Kirsten at @kirstenmwrites.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter @imajoyk.

Yes, Kirsten, that is how you spell "diagnosis."

Star Wars Minus Star Wars: https://youtu.be/-gUKYBs6T8c

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

Jory and Cam are bringing life to this old RSS feed to talk about some wrestling promotions connected to the Marmoset Cinematic Universe, and how Benjamin St James was frequently fucked over in the process.

Check out the full SHOW SWAP lineup here: https://twitter.com/OrangeGrovesNet/status/1359610632656605184

So who decided New Jersey was the only state weird enough to get a dang book series about it, anyway?

For a working list of where and how you can help racial justice groups: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

The Phantom and the Wren starts off our proper discussion with wide shots on parking lots, decades of unspoken complication between siblings, and a dusty town soon to feel the bruises of revenge.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for this very movie, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

Alright, but do you know what Starbucks advertising I'm talking about??

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

Follow @LazPatillo on Twitter to see what's up we guess??

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

Always have a rope ladder.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

Briefly-mentioned ideas for bonus episodes are not legally binding.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

Really what we're saying here is Lars Von Trier can get bent.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

Kirsten's thoughts on mediocrity are not officially endorsed by Immortan Joe.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

That motherfucker's a frisbee.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

And the Podcast Downloaded to Their Device.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

It all started in the small town of Girard, Illinois.

If you want to know more about the history of satanic panic, here's the article Jay referenced: https://www.vox.com/2016/10/30/13413864/satanic-panic-ritual-abuse-history-explained

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

For two people who don't care all that much about Star Wars, we sure do talk a lot about Star Wars.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

A postmortem on our one-by-one discussion of The Marmoset Chronicles, and also a look towards what's next. Also, some really long tangents about Homestuck and recursive storytelling.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

At the end, some spaces are just spaces.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.