The Drive Home with Gabriel Rutledge (Gabriel Rutledge)

I've stayed at both Motel 6's in Medford Oregon

Gabriel bought his wife a bad mother's day present, being nice might not be a good career move, and lets seize the day tomorrow.

This episode is sponsored by www.satanssnugglers.com Check them out for all your cat and dog bad ass merch needs

But really not much time either

Virgin River, what not to say to your future mother-in-law, and Utah strip clubs. What else do you want?

Vegas Gabe has different priorities. 

The problem with talking is it's always your first draft

Gabe goes on a walk in Las Vegas

Just a couple of kids in a pandemic trying to figure it out

If you're with someone but Brad Pitt wants to date you then you're in an open relationship.

Just because everything is going well doesn't mean you can't be grumpy

You don't get to pick your last words

He doesn't make a big deal about it, but Gabriel is a member of several Facebook groups

Children are not good at instruments or flushing,  cashiers need to mind their gd business and stop solving mysteries based on your purchases,  and Gabriel regrets how he handled a heckler.

This episode is sponsored by Casey McLain's show at Shakabra in Tacoma Washington on June 30th

Go here to make your free ticket reservation  https://www.facebook.com/events/1143822575791596/ 

Gabriel bravely shares some of the songs he sings to his cats, has trouble getting along with other parents, and is also probably the first comedian ever to discuss some of the differences between men and women.  Also Ramtha news!

Gabe saw a turtle in Little Rock Arkansas

 The Rutledges Podcast reunion with guest Kristi Rutledge

Comedian first. Human second.

Def Leppard, Cool Youth Pastors, Screwdrivers, Boone's Farm, bad haircuts, and nudity.

What on God's Flat Earth is going on around here?

Gabe and special guest Kristi Rutledge talk about Gabe's role on the Nickelodeon show Chuck and Roy

Kylie Rothfield's YouTube channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWxXTxEXsJIRQTZ7NlUYvnQ

You can put a price on love

Who books that?

Gabe's in Little Rock Arkansas and Kristi's in Olympia Washington but distance can't separate these two lovebirds

Special guest Johnny Rutledge!

Back to coach

Live math is exciting and Kristi is making accidental text friends

Somebody's making money

The grossest way to boost your immune system

Kristi was traveling so Gabe and guest spouse Casey McLain recorded this episode.  Parenting, outdoor comedy, pandemic mental health, politics, they get into it.

Casey's Twitter https://twitter.com/thecaseymclain

Casey's website http://www.thecaseymclain.com/

Casey's podcast https://anchor.fm/nobodylikescaseymclain/episodes/Nobody-Likes-Casey-McLain-efvllm

Kristi has officially been diagnosed with ADD and proves it in this wild tangent, fun filled episode! 

Kristi reveals her very confusing phone sex voice

Pre order Gabe's album here https://ampl.ink/aK5b6

Fun dad alert!

Two cities one heart

I found the simple life ain't so simple

A short one sorry

Solo Gabe cast

You're not supposed to learn a lesson from everything

How's everyone's pandemic going?  Gabe is an essential hero who accepts gratuities and Kristi is running a school

Family comedy with an edge

Just put "gone wrong" after any internet search. It's fun.

Another Kirkland Signature Podcast

Kristi Rutledge is back as a guest.  Lot of sex jokes.  Lot of singing for some reason. 

People aren't good at drinking and Gabe swears too much

Gabriel's cat is 3 degrees away from Kevin Bacon.

Merry Christmas from The Rutledges. There might be a reason people don't usually play board games on a podcast.

Everyone's rock bottom is different

Tell no one what you hear here.

Someday Gabriel wants to stop a wedding

Gabriel talks about what happens in Vegas, doing comedy at a wedding, how the best times to be a consumer aren't always the best time to be an artist, and Kurt Cobain's deathiversary

Gabriel's blog  http://gabrielrutledge.blogspot.com/ 

The Rutledges have a lot to be thankful for, but this episode doesn't really focus on that.

Gabriel is excited to launch his new fitness app!

Special guest Cory Michaelis joins Gabriel! Marriage, divorce, Jesus, and sowing your wild oats in your 30's

Check out  http://corymichaelis.com/ for all of Cory's social media links and for his new podcast "Stripper Whisperer" coming at the end of August

Gabe reveals his ultrasound impression

There's never been a good time to be alive!

Remote learning, Dry Bar, and farts in a jar

No matter how hard you work out you'll never be a cat

Gabriel is joined by Kristi Rutledge for an enlightening discussion on cats, family vacation, breastfeeding, childbirth, men's hairpieces, voluntary castration, and death by horse.

Thanks for listening

To subscribe to my Substack/blog/place I write things go here

https://gabrielrutledge.substack.com/

Spanish orgies and Walmart bathroom reviews

On board I'm the Captain. So climb aboard.

I didn't want everything to come back

Lot of fun topics including stuff Gabe sees out the window

I did a show in a treehouse

Just because there's a lot of important complicated issues in the world right now that doesn't mean The Rutledges know anything

The Rutledges learn a couple of new words but they didn't get any smarter

Alfred Carcieri's album http://www.hardcoresofty.com/

Dubai

Gabe thought he would go back on the road when the pandemic was over, but what about going back when it's not over? Also the Rutledges share some family songs.

The days are long and but years are short

How much would you charge to do comedy at a funeral?

We're living on a prayer

I get in where I fit in

"There's No F@!*ing Way You're Getting A Pony" https://www.amazon.com/Theres-ing-Youre-Getting-Pony/dp/B09BYBFGYV/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

A story of friendship and the legend of John Fox

Gabriel is tired spiritually and wishes he could make furniture.  Also he wishes he could be a dirtier comedian, and his guardian angel is a pervert.

This episode is sponsored by www.satanssnugglers.com check it out for personalized cat and dog merch

 Gabe is a hero, America is a complicated country, and maybe there is no good comedy advice.

The thing you couldn't do would have changed everything

You can never be to prepared

Strip club DJ's are more important than you think, racist children's books, and the mating habits of Tasmanian Devils

This episode is sponsored by www.satanssnugglers.com Check them out for all your badass kitty merch needs

Gabriel's schedule www.gabrielrutledge.com/#tour

Gabriel's Instagram www.instagram.com/gaberutledge

Gabriel's Twitter www.twitter.com/gaberutledge

Gabriel's Facebook www.facebook.com/gabrielrutledgecomedy

Sometimes showbiz happens on your phone in the back yard

Most people don't realize Gabriel is in the Rock-n- Roll Hall of Fame

I feel less guilty about napping when I call it "pursuing my dreams."

Hello from the desert

How to podcast!

Long hair don't care

Gabriel shouldn't have read the comments. Also he mansplains sexism in comedy!

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Sometimes the Poop Train comes to town

Kristi can hear now

Also Gabe accidentally deleted this episode 5 days after it went up and re-uploaded it again

Gabe and guest Monica Nevi figure it all out from a haunted comedy condo in Wichita Kansas

Monica's website https://monicanevi.com/

Monica's podcast https://huglifepodcast.com/

Gabriel records from the River Park Square Mall in Spokane Washington

Buffet Life

Even dreams are getting weird at this point of the pandemic