
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles (Ann Sloan)
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24 Jun 2019 | The Schtick Hits the Fan -- Ep 106 | 00:17:14 | |
Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista!
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Guy Pence
Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher
Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter
Chelsea Kwoka as Newscaster
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by Laura Lipson
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC: "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
SFX: From FreeSound.org
For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
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22 Jul 2019 | Wherein Carlötta Meets Her Idol Khloe Kardashian - Ep 108 SEASON FINALE | 00:22:11 | |
Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career.
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Bruno, Snobby Party-Goer, Matthew McConnaughy
Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian, Server, Party-Goer
Justin Mayer as YaYa, British Newscaster
Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by Laura Lipson
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
SFX: From FreeSound.org
For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
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20 Feb 2019 | Gird Your Loins Trailer 1 | 00:00:48 | |
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the adventures of a wanna-be actress and influencer on her journey to become Hollywood's Next Big Thing
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20 Jan 2020 | Fame is a No-Brainer -- Ep 201 | 00:17:58 | |
Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!?
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Dame Pickles, Nigel Pillow, Dominick Baggadonitz
Victoria Hansen as Willow Dinge.
Tim Lanterman as Production Assistant, Fan
Ann Sloan as Great Grand Mimzie Pickles, TV Show Director
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Co-produced and Edited by Laura Lipson
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC:
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Scheming Weasel (faster version)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Tango de Manzana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
SFX: From FreeSound.org
For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
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10 Dec 2019 | Season Duh Trailer | 00:01:01 | |
Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brainer!
Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as a whole bunch of characters
Season Two theme song composed and sung by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan.
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21 Feb 2020 | BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin-off "The Hermit Crabs" | 00:02:06 | |
Introducing "Pillow Talks" -- an interview mini-show hosted by the almost-Pulitzer Prize winning critic, bon vivant, and once-relevant bloviator Nigel Pillow. "Pillow Talks" gets intimate with some of the more fascinating characters who move through Carlötta Beautox's world.
CAST:
David Allen as Nigel Pillow
Ann Sloan as The Hermit Crabs
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC:
News Sting by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/
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03 Feb 2020 | Adulting: The Hollywood Edition -- Ep 202 | 00:18:52 | |
When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her life with! Adulting is hard!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Carlötta Blowtox, Assistant #1
Victoria Hansen as Assistant #2
Justin Mayer as YaYa
Ann Sloan as The Crabs
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Tango de Manzana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Wagner Bridal Chorus - piano" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
SFX: From FreeSound.org
For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
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02 Mar 2020 | A Visit From Aunt Flo -- Ep 204 | 00:20:30 | |
Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count on it!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo
Raechel Wong as Basic Amy
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.com
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27 May 2019 | The Truth About Helen -- Ep 104 | 00:18:39 | |
Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud?
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Security Guard, Harvey Levin, Sir Ian McKellen
Aleksandra Kaniak as Waxer
Chelsea Kwoka as TMZ Producer and Mystical Voice
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by Laura Lipson
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Local Elevator" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/
"Cinematic (Sting)" by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
SFX: From FreeSound.org
For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
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30 Mar 2020 | No Dumpster Fire Like a High School Reunion -- Ep 206 | 00:21:45 | |
Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her life miserable!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Sarah Agor as Donna and Random Jersey Girl 1
David Allen as Tony No Big and Random Jersey Guy
Vivia Armstrong as Stella
Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo
Raechel Wong as Basic Amy
Hallie York as Angie Frangipani-Nobigliani and Random Jersey Girl 2
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC:
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
SFX: From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: CarlottaPodcast.com
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08 Jul 2019 | Alpaca Sweater and a Bag of Donuts -- Ep 107 | 00:20:54 | |
Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of becoming of star? Will she say ta-ta to La La Land and head on back to Jersey?
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Dominick Baggadonitz
Karen Law as Waze App Voice, Housekeeper
Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by Laura Lipson
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon ((https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
SFX: From FreeSound.org
For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
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15 Apr 2019 | Just Who Is Carlötta Beautox Anywho? -- Ep 101 | 00:17:44 | |
Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star!
Cast: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer ias Dave
David Allen as Carlötta's acting coach and Nathan Fillion
Chris Cleveland as Carlötta's Dad
Brooklyn Jones as stage manager and casting director.
Ann Sloan as Stana Katic
Raechel Wong as Carlötta's mom and barista.
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson.
Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
Follow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautox
Facebook: @CarlottaPodcast
Instagram: @CarlottaPodcast
SFX: Freesound.org
For music and full sound effect credits visit our website
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Theme song composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
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13 May 2019 | Fighting Irish -- Ep 103 | 00:17:38 | |
Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea!
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave and Irish Parishoner
David Allen as Irish Priest and Casting Director
Aleksandra Kaniak as Bridget Mary Margaret O’Shaughnessy
Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by Laura Lipson
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Fiddles McGinty" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
SFX: From FreeSound.org
For full sound effects credits including transcripts visit our website -- CarlottaPodcast.com
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13 Apr 2020 | Burn, Baby, Burn -- Ep 207 | 00:18:48 | |
Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything including her beloved celebrity-hood!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Harvey Levin and Dominick Baggadonitz
Victoria Hansen as Miss Rukland and Khloe Kardashian
Justin Mayer as YaYa and Faye Dunaway
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by Laura Lipson
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC:
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music from https://filmmusic.io:
"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Sugar Plum Breakdown" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Long Note Three" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3993-long-note-three License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
"Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4104-myst-on-the-moor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"News Theme 2" by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/
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17 Feb 2020 | Carlötta Goes to the Oscars -- Ep 203 | 00:19:47 | |
Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas Gaga. It's perfection...until she has a run-in with a major Hollywood celebrity.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Sarah Agor as Maria Mimosa
David Allen as Reporter 1, Production Manager, Crash Dashman
Justin Mayer as Faye Dunaway
Rachel Wong as Basic Amy
Hallie York as Reporter 2
Ann Sloan as The Crabs, Betty White, Oscar Announcer
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Cinematic (Sting)" byTwin Musicomis licensed under a Creative Commons Attributionlicense (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist:http://www.twinmusicom.org/
"Pop Goes the Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/
"Scheming Weasel (faster version)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Evening Melodrama" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
SFX: From FreeSound.org
For complete credits and transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
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16 Mar 2020 | The Musical Episode! -- Ep 205 | 00:15:56 | |
Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical virginity.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Original Music Produced by Peter McEvilley
Engineered and mixed by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
ORIGINAL MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Tropes" by Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Bowler's Rap" Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Social Media Blues" Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
“Carlotta's Jazzy Lament” by Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Tropes Reprise" by Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
LIBRARY MUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX:
From FreeSound.org for complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
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10 Jun 2019 | High Crimes and High Colonics -- Ep 105 | 00:19:03 | |
When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo.
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Newscaster, Guy Pence, Vladimir Hamsandovich, 3 Pervert Suitors
Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher
Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter, Om-ing Yogi
Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by Laura Lipson
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
SFX: From FreeSound.org
For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
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29 Apr 2019 | Carlötta and Dave Go to Cannes -- Ep 102 | 00:19:08 | |
When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go wrong?
Cast: Samantha Gordon is Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer is Dave
Chris Cleveland is Dr. Dirk
This episode also features Brooklyn Jones and Raechel Wong.
Our theme song was composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyics by Ann Sloan
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson.
Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com
Follow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautox
Facebook: @CarlottaPodcast
Instagram: @CarlottaPodcast
SFX: Freesound.org
For music and full sound effect credits visit our website
We have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcast
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06 Apr 2020 | BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin Off --"Sir Ian McKellen" | 00:01:42 | |
Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen.
CAST:
David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellen
Ann Sloan as The Sound Engineer
Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording
Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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02 Sep 2021 | Presenting: Who is Cam Candor? -- "The Search Begins" | 00:27:12 | |
Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will discovers a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of Cam Candor, who disappeared suddenly in December 2020 and so begins the search for this enigmatic artist.
In the spring of 2033, Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will stumbled into an estate sale in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Rummaging through a box of discarded electronics, Will found a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of one Cam Candor, a creator who disappeared suddenly in December 2020.
This wasn’t a hundred episodes of a single audio drama, no, these were hundreds of different shows dating from the earliest days of fiction podcasting in the aughts, back when there were independent podcasts. Back before the Great Podcasting Purge of 2025. Host B.K. Will embarks on a twisty, turn-filled odyssey to discover what happened to this enigmatic artist.
Will talks to podcast critics, fan club members, psychologists, professors, and anyone who knew or worked with Candor. This episode features segments from two of Candor's shows: Mr. Fezziwhig Talks Crumpets and the Trump family telenovela: Bedminster!
Hosted by B.K. Will
With:
David Allen as David A. Person, Mr. Fezziwhig, Soap Announcer
Samantha Turret as Martina Terkle
Elyse Mirto as Ivanka Trump and Pippa Featherwood
Mia Mollicone as Professor Lopez and Rosa
Justin Mayer as Wilhelm Mannerklärer, Phone Caller, Eric Trump
MUSIC (Fully licensed from Incompetech/Kevin MacLeod)
Beginning of Conflict
Long Note 3
Moments of Tension
Unnatural Situation
Gregorian Chant
Vanishing
Look Busy
Sonatina in C Minor
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23 Nov 2020 | Malibu Rehab -- Ep302 | 00:23:47 | |
A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling in Malibu for 28 days might be just the ticket!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Herb, Rehab Client 1, Mel Gibson, Lifetime Announcer
Kristi Boulton as Lori Loughlin, Southern Woman 2.5
David S. Dear as Consequences Man, Rehab Client 2
Sarah Golding as Rita
Chelsea Kwoka as Repercussions Commercial Announcer
Siri as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)
MUSIC:
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://audionautix.com/
"Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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13 Jul 2020 | Quaranteen'ed Episode 2 | 00:05:08 | |
Carlötta ventures out to do an errand and runs into her arch-nemesis from high-school. And after being cooped up together for so long, Carlötta is getting on her Siri's last nerve.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki
David Allen as Store Clerk
Hallie York as Angie Frangipani
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
MUSIC:
"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.
"Carlötta Beautox Theme" by Jesse Billson
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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04 Jan 2021 | Podicitis -- Ep305 | 00:21:23 | |
Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Rick Wrecked
Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller
Oystein Brager as Himself (The Amelia Project Podcast)
Sean Howard as Himself (Civilized Podcast, Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown)
Justin Mayer as Podicitis MC and Convention-goer
Ann Sloan as Convention Hall Announcer
Raul Vega as Himself (Rose Drive Podcast and Swiss & Lali Hijack Hollywood Podcast)
Kate Wallinga as Herself (Ignorance Was Bliss Podcast)
Rick Zieff as Bob Smith
Siri as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)
MUSIC:
Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY
(http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://audionautix.com/
"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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10 Aug 2020 | Quaranteen'ed Episode 4 | 00:05:44 | |
Carlötta's getting kicked out of her quarantine safe space and her Siri's nerves are shot!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
MUSIC:
"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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01 Feb 2021 | A Raisin in the Potato Salad -- Ep307 | 00:18:39 | |
Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-mask movement known as ANTIMA, has cooked up a recipe to destroy Carlötta for good!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller and Rachel Meadow
Justin Mayer as Sean Calamity
Ann Sloan as Newscaster
Siri as Herself
Kiba Walker as Zen
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)
THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY:
MUSIC:
Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Tiki Bar Mixer by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6836-tiki-bar-mixer
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Evil March by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3724-evil-march
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/\
"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Life of Riley by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3976-life-of-riley
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Music from https://filmmusic.io:
"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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21 Sep 2020 | BONUS: Pillow Talks -- An Interview with Carlötta Beautox | 00:02:19 | |
Once relevant man and current has-been Nigel Pillow is back with a scintillating interview with recently Canceled Person™ Carlötta Beautox. It's 2 minutes you'll never get back.
CAST:
David Allen as Nigel Pillow
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Written, produced, and directed by Ann Sloan
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording
Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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05 Oct 2020 | Season Twah Trailer | 00:01:55 | |
Welcome to our 3rd season! Carlötta's life is in les toilettes and she must find a way to claw her way out by any memes necessary.
Written, produced, directed, edited, sound designed by Ann Sloan.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Kiba Walker as Zen
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30 Apr 2020 | Eat Sh*t or Die -- Ep 208 | 00:21:42 | |
Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity?
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Sarah Agor as Cougar and Reporter #1
David Allen as Gustav and Reporter #2
Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian and Reporter #3
Raechel Wong as Stage Manager
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by Laura Lipson
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
MUSIC:
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Music from https://filmmusic.io:
"Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4104-myst-on-the-moor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"News Theme 2" by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Pop Goes the Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
“News Theme” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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15 Feb 2021 | Revenge of the Karens -- Ep308 | 00:24:17 | |
The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it's going to be a riot.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller
Chelsea Kwoka as Karen 2
Justin Mayer as Anderson Cooper
Riannah Pouncy as Karen 3
Ann Sloan as Karen 4
Siri as Herself
Kiba Walker as Zen
Kate Wallinga as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)
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MUSIC:
Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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18 Jan 2021 | Bowling for Karaoke -- Ep306 | 00:23:14 | |
When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Justin Mayer as the Karaoke MC
Riannah Pouncy as the Louboutins
Ann Sloan as all the terrible singers
Siri as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face)
MUSIC:
Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Disco Sting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3653-disco-sting License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Evening Melodrama by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Egmont Overture Finale by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
The Chamber Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Not As It Seems Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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21 Dec 2020 | The Problem With Problematic -- Ep304 | 00:21:10 | |
Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career from the depths of oblivion.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Kristi Boulton as Lil Kaia
David Allen as Brad
Ryan Manuel as Chad 2
Justin Mayer as Chad 2
Kiba Walker as Zen
Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4
Siri as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)
MUSIC:
Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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09 Nov 2020 | Vomit Draft -- Ep301 | 00:18:17 | |
Vomit Draft -- Ep 301
After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Sarah Agor as The Spirit Cougar
Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian
Chelsea Kwoka as The Karen App
Kiba Walker as Zen
Siri as Siri
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)
MUSIC:
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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"Hall of the Mountain King" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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07 Dec 2020 | Eat the Rich -- Ep303 | 00:17:34 | |
Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Angry Patron 1
Timothy "Funny Guy Timmy" Banfield as Chris...I mean...Christopher W. The Manager
David S. Dear as Server 1 and Angry Patron 2
Sarah Golding as Training Tape Voice
Chelsea Kwoka as Server 2 and Angry Patron 3
Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4
Siri as Herself
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)
MUSIC:
Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan
Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
On My Way by Kevin MacLeod -- Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4163-on-my-way License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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10 May 2021 | BONUS -- Spilling the Tea: A Conversation on Fiction Podcasting with Sean Howard | 00:25:08 | |
Fable and Folly founder Sean Howard sits down with Carlötta Beautox creator Ann Sloan for a conversation about all things fiction podcasting -- the ups, the downs, and the sideways. Sponsored by AWeber.
Sean's shows include the award-winning Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown, Civilized, and more. Find him @ www.fableandfolly.com and on Twitter: @passitalong and @fableandfolly
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27 Jul 2020 | Quaranteen'ed Episode 3 | 00:04:40 | |
Safely hiding in her childhood bedroom, Carlötta discovers her 3rd-grade diary and wouldn't you know it? It's jam-packed with future-diva drama!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki
Chris Cleveland as Ricky Kinnicki
Raechel Wong as Dotty Kinnicki
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
MUSIC:
"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.
"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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29 Jun 2020 | Quaranteen'ed Episode 1 | 00:05:04 | |
Newly canceled and kicked out of Hollywood, Carlötta returns to New Jersey to ride out Coronavirus stay-at-home orders with her parents. While there, she discovers her adolescent diaries. It's a peek inside the pre-teen mind of Kitty Kinnicki.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
MUSIC:
“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson.
"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.
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