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| 05 Jan 2021 | Andrew Heaton Interview: Will Be Your Amish Ambassador | 01:04:10 | |
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show. In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to comedian, author, and political satirist Andrew Heaton. Andrew has performed stand up comedy all over the world and hosts two podcasts, one of them featuring Kyle and Ethan. Andrew’s two podcasts are titled The Political Orphanage and Alienating the Audience. Kyle and Ethan dive into Andrew’s strange Oklahoma upbringing that deals with a Prison rodeo, eating a rattlesnake heart, and having unknown ties to a family cave. While on his journey out of Oklahoma, Andrew worked for a time at congress and tells Kyle and Ethan about how that experience helped shape him to become politically homeless. Andrew is @MightyHeaton on all social media. Be sure to check out The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more. To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans Topics Discussed Trouble with sleep Political labels and comedy Oklahoma prison rodeo Rattlesnake derby Eating rattlesnake hearts Exploring Caves in Oklahoma Weiner Dog racing Dinner with an Amish community Viking Runestones Working for Congress Beer pong with a Congressman Alienating the Audience Economics of Dune Current Political Art is going to age badly How British politics do it right Owning a distillery in Scotland Getting a van stuck in a bog in Scotland Subscriber Portion Italian Fire Cigar smoking Living in a variety of places Quarantine in a camper Legalizing drugs Underground libertarian drug den Meeting Vermin Supreme Yelling at politicians European Californians GK Chesterton quote History Improv 10 Questions Phil Robertson Stephen Colbert Bombing as a comedian | |||
| 28 Jun 2022 | God, UFOs, and The Physics of Star Wars with Hugh Ross | A Bee Interview | 00:31:17 | |
Astrophysicist Hugh Ross, the founder of Reasons To Believe, talks to The Babylon Bee about extraterrestrial alien life, UFOs, and the reasons from science to believe in the God of the Bible. They also talk about how faster than lightspeed travel would completely kill you dead. Check out Reasons To Believe and Dr. Ross’ new book coming out soon: Designed To The Core. | |||
| 30 Dec 2020 | The Bee Reads LOTR Episode 1: Concerning Allegory and Hobbits | 00:31:55 | |
From the heart of the Shire, through the depths of Moria, to the ends of Middle-Earth, it’s The Babylon Bee Reads The Lord Of The Rings! In this episode of The Babylon Bee Reads, Kyle and Dan tell some of their personal stories relating to Tolkien’s writings and discuss Tolkien’s Foreword in which he aggressively denies that The Lord Of The Rings is an allegory. Subscribers also get to hear their discussion of the Prologue concerning hobbits, the Shire, and pipeweed. Be sure to check out The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more. To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans. We answer your comments and questions in the subscriber portion. Leave your letters at podcast@babylonbee.com. Foreword Our personal stories with Lord of the Rings Themes we’ve gotten out of the books in the past How fleeting evil is. History is cyclical, but the faithful need not worry. (Tom Bombadil) (“There was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach”) Small people doing ordinary deeds can change the world - Diana Glyer Good vs. evil, obviously. But more specifically, the asymmetric war of good and evil. Good is eternal. Evil is fleeting. Evil is just twisted good. They are not on equal footing. Tolkien’s almost overly defensive foreword -- extreme insistence that it’s not an allegory Says if it were an allegory for WW2, the Free Peoples would have used the Ring. Prologue Setting the stage: Middle-Earth as myth and an alternate history of earth Hobbits are seemingly unimportant, yet they change the world Maps! | |||
| 17 Jan 2020 | Confessionalism, Satanism, And Cigars: The Joe Thorn Interview | 00:38:00 | |
Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk with pastor and author Joe Thorn. Joe is the founding and Lead Pastor of Redeemer Fellowship in St, Charles, IL, the author of several books (such as the Life of the Church, The Heart of the Church, and The Character of the Church), and co-host of the podcast, Doctrine and Devotion. Kyle and Ethan ask Joe tough questions in a round of Sin Or Not Sin, discuss his former Satanism, and talk cigars. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Kyle and Ethan ask for pastoral advice in a round of Sin Or Not Sin:
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| 16 Nov 2023 | San Francisco Solves Homelessness | 00:45:14 | |
Kyle, Adam, Jarret, and Travis are back on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about Switchfoot, Cybertruck, and Kyle’s favorite song from the 80’s classic Christian movie Home Safe. They also talk about the 10 Freeway shutdown, Senator Fetterman trolling the pro-Hamas, and San Francisco cleaning up its streets for a communist dictator. There’s also glorious hate mail. This episode is brought to you by ALLIANCE DEFENDING FREEDOM. Become a champion for freedom today: http://joinADF.com/BEE
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| 24 Aug 2021 | Christian Comedy, Eating Bacon, and Performing at Prisons | The Nazareth Interview | 00:49:41 | |
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to stand-up comedian Nazareth. They talk about performing on Zoom, finding Jesus, and being Middle Eastern. Nazareth has been a stand-up for over 25 years. He started his comedy career working with the likes of Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, and Kevin James. Once he found Jesus, Nazareth committed his life to Christ and quickly became one of the top Christian comedians in the country. He has written a book entitled Hope in 24 Hours. Check out his website for when Nazareth will be performing near you. Kyle and Ethan find out about Nazareth’s views on loving your neighbor and why we need a new website to help us choose our homes. Nazareth talks about what led him to Christ while working as a stand up comedian at the Los Angeles Improv. Once he came to Christ, Nazareth speaks on where God led him and how he has become one of the top Christian comedians in the country. Kyle and Ethan try throwing out topics to Nazareth to see if he can make anything funny. In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out who Nazareth's comedy heroes are. They talk about the strangest places Nazareth has performed comedy. Kyle and Ethan get Nazareth’s worst bombing and worst show stories. They end the interview with the ever glorious 10 questions with an impassioned call to Jesus by Nazareth. Nazareth offers his email address if anyone wants to ask any questions about coming to Jesus: Naz@nazarethusa.com. | |||
| 15 Jan 2020 | Episode 32: Testimonies, Hot Takes, And World War III | 01:20:46 | |
In the thirty-second episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss this week's stories like the outbreak of World War III, CNN settling a lawsuit for defaming a teenager, and the recent geriatric beef between Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders. Producer Dan Coats joins them to tell our stories about how we all became Christians. So, tune in to get to know the Bee boys. In the premium subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan discuss Epstein conspiracy theories, Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes, and the internet not having it with Vince Vaughn shaking the President's hand. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Show Outline Introduction - Kyle and Ethan discuss how instagram is designed for the kids, the new format where going forward there will now be two separate podcast shows (one for the news stories and one for our exclusive interviews), and how Kyle wasn’t murdered by an internet stalker. We also take a moment to mark the death of Sir Roger Scruton. Story 1 - As Part Of Settlement With Nick Sandmann, CNN Hosts Must Wear MAGA Hats During All Broadcasts Story 2 - Everyone On The Internet Awarded Honorary Degree In International Affairs Story 3 - Warren, Sanders Settle Campaign Dispute By Playing Chicken On Mobility Scooters Topic of the Week - Kyle, Ethan, and Dan talk about their stories and how they became Christians. LOVE MAIL - An email from a listener warmed all of our hearts and encouraged us to keep going. Paid-subscriber portion Story 1 - Tragic: Footage Of Epstein Suicide Found Hanging In Cell Story 2 - Man Driving Alone In Carpool Lane Informs Officer His Preferred Pronoun Is 'They' (From Babylon Bee Subscriber Robert Johnson) Story 3 - Hollywood Celebs Shocked To Learn Some People Do Not Adore Them
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| 24 Jul 2024 | The Democrats Pull Off A Coup | The Babylon Bee Podcast | 00:34:00 | |
The Babylon Bee Podcast talks about the conspiracy plot to take down Joe Biden and put forward a nominee for president that nobody voted for. Also, the Bee discusses the director of the Secret Service and her “Stonewalling” evasive answers not helping the tinfoil hat crowd. Get your own conspiracy theory t-shirt: https://shop.babylonbee.com/products/conspiracy-theory-t-shirt Check out our friend Joe’s awesome bookbinding and crafts: http://SilvashireCrafts.com This episode is brought to you by My Patriot Supply. Get $200 off 3-month emergency food supply kits: http://preparewithbee.com
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| 16 Aug 2022 | Free Speech Radicalist | Christian Walker At The Bee | 00:35:14 | |
Christian Walker, a free speech radicalist and social media influencer for Trump, is at The Babylon Bee to talk about the LGBTQ and wokeness agenda in movies and companies, instagram comedy, and is challenged to a test to see if he can taste when chicken is made by a conservative. Christian Walker led the Gays for Trump march in West Hollywood. | |||
| 14 Aug 2020 | VP Kamala/Atheist Arguments/Bats and Boars News Show 8.14.2020 | 01:12:03 | |
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Biden picking Kamala Harris as his running mate, irrefutable atheist arguments that will have you running out to buy a sophisticated trilby hat, and how bored boars and bats are attacking naked Germans and libertarians. This episode is brought to you by The Compromised Church by Frederick A. Herschelman. Exploring issues like the prosperity gospel, the entertainment-centered, seeker-sensitive church, and the importance of lay believers and pastors alike remaining biblically faithful in a time when we’re being pressured to compromise our beliefs, The Compromised Church is a timely exposé of the complacency in American Christianity today. Show Outline Introduction Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes HBO’s Chernobyl. Ethan likes Jubilee - Middle Ground on YouTube. Weird News Naked German man chases down feral hog that stole his laptop World's last Blockbuster video store listed on Airbnb Wild boar leads police on hours-long chase through city Researchers teaching robots to write a stage play in Czech Republic Domino's New Zealand pulls promotion giving free pizzas to 'Karens' Australian pub bans emus for 'bad behavior' Libertarian Presidential Nominee Jo Jorgensen Bitten by Bat | Time Woman who gouged out eyes while on meth receives prosthetic eyeballs
Stories of the Week Story 1 Chicago Mayor Drives Past Looters To Arrest 7-Year-Old Having A Birthday Party Summary: The mayor of Chicago made headlines this week when she heroically drove her car toward a group of pillaging looters, then swerved past them to arrest a 7-year old having a birthday party. Story 2 Summary: The Biden Campaign has said they are open to debating Donald Trump however they have warned the press that Joe Biden will need to wear a mask that completely conceals his face and that his voice might sound different Story 3 10 Irrefutable Atheist Arguments That Will Explode Your Feeble Christian Brain Summary: Go ahead and order that fedora or trilby. Topic of the Week Kamala Harris chosen as Joe Biden’s running mate
Hate Mail We get a very confusing message leading us to wonder who at the Democratic National Committee runs the Department of Approved Jokes. Subscriber Portion Mailbag! We get a video question from our buddy Cameron! To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans. | |||
| 25 Sep 2020 | LeBron In Lace/1619 Project/Demons And Ghosts News Show 9.25.2020 | 01:17:40 | |
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 9/25/2020. In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like the NBA’s heartwarming tribute to Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Donald Trump ordering all the nation’s schools to show the movie ‘Top Gun’ daily instead of 1619 Project materials, and how 95% of evangelicals don’t believe in God, the Bible, or Jesus. Kyle and Ethan also talk to demon and ghost investigator Billy Hallowell about demon possessions, infestations, and what happens when you use that Ouija board. Billy Hallowell’s new book is available now: Playing with Fire: A Modern Investigation into Demons, Exorcism, and Ghosts. This episode is brought to you by Faithful Counseling. Go to faithfulcounseling.com/babylonbee for 10% off your first month. Introduction Kyle got kicked off Twitter for being a bot apparently and the guys and report live from Moscow. Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes the Dune audiobook Ethan likes Scythian (the band). Weird News
Stories of the Week Story 1: NBA Players Wear Special Lace Collars To Honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg Summary: NBA players are honoring the life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg this week by wearing pretty lace collars just like Notorious RBG used to wear
Story 2 Trump Orders Schools To Replace Anti-American Curriculum With Daily Viewings Of 'Top Gun' Summary: In what many are calling the most popular Executive Order of all time, President Trump has ordered public schools to stop teaching anti-American history classes, replacing them all with daily viewings of Top Gun.
Story 3 Survey Finds 95% Of Evangelicals Don't Believe In God, Bible, Jesus Summary: A new study has found that 95% of evangelicals don’t believe in God, the Bible, or Jesus.
Topic of the Week: Billy Hallowell’s Playing with Fire: A Modern Investigation into Demons, Exorcism, and Ghosts
Hate Mail We get a text message that we don't disagree with. Subscriber Portion Kyle and Ethan continue their talk with Billy Hallowell on specific crazy cases of demon and ghost stories and give him The Ten Questions. | |||
| 05 Aug 2019 | Episode 8: The Snopes Episode | 01:00:32 | |
Show Notes! Kyle and Ethan are joined by Babylon Bee CEO, Seth Dillon to discuss the controversy surrounding Snopes and their recent and past coverage of the Babylon Bee. Relevant links: Seth Dillon appears on Fox News! https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1157352307408941056 (1:00) Introductory interview with Seth Dillon Stories of the Week (18:25) Democrats Demand Kavanaugh Submit To DNA Test To Prove He’s Not Actually Hitler
(27:15) Thanks To New Laws, VeggieTales Finally Introduces New Cannabis Character
(35:39) MAIN TOPIC: Snopes! (if you jump here, be warned that we cover this topic throughout the entire episode as well) (51:16) Hate Mail
(1:00:36) Subscriber Exclusive Segment (1:01:24) Facebook Hires Drax The Destroyer To Distinguish Between Satire, Fake News (1:06:13) Trump Spends Afternoon Shouting From White House Balcony During Twitter Outage (1:12:15) Subscriber update and what we are working on Become a paid subscriber! at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 24 Jul 2020 | News Show: Mask Pollution/Nick Cannon/Bee Prophecies Fulfilled | 00:55:14 | |
This is The Babylon Bee Weekly News Show for the week of 7/24/2020. In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s big stories like Nick Cannon informing us all about the rotten savage mountain people in our midst, humanity deciding producing masks was more important than sustaining the earth, and all of the times the Babylon Bee has successfully predicted the future through its prophetic ministry. In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan discover a way to eat an entire civilization in a few bites and answer voicemails from subscribers. Show Outline Introduction Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes Pandemic Hot Zone. Ethan likes Jason Brubaker. Also mentioned: Ethan Nicolle, Jason Brubaker and Doug TenNapel once did a podcast. Weird News Swarm of flying ants spreads across London, Kent and Sussex Man unearths 'witch bottle' with teeth inside - but is urged to 'put it back' Frustrated in lockdown? Send your scream to Iceland. Wait, what? Man throws 19 chopsticks into archery target for\Guinness record Sea gull rescued with face mask wrapped around legs Stories of the Week Story 1 Walmart Now Requires All Shoppers To Wear Pants Summary: In a move that's being called "unprecedented tyranny," Walmart is now requiring all shoppers to wear pants in their stores. But really, Walmart told everyone to wear masks in their stores.
Story 2 Nick Cannon Quits 'Masked Singer': 'I Need To See A Person's Skin Color Before I Pass Judgment' Summary: Nick Cannon has stepped down from his position as host of The Masked Singer, saying he doesn't know how to judge someone's singing voice without first seeing the color of their skin. The move comes just days after Cannon totally owned white people on his podcast, calling them "sick animals," and "rotten little mountain people." Hey, that last part is mostly true! Cannon was fired by ViacomCBS for crazy anti-white, anti-semitic comments. Though he was not fired by Masked Singer.
Story 3 10 Safety Tips For Going Back To Church Topic of the Week Fulfilled Babylon Bee Prophecies Hate Mail We are serenaded by someone who doesn’t like what we do. Give his video some likes and positive comments. The world would be a better place if people who disagreed with each other created stuff instead of destroying stuff. Subscriber Portion: Mailbag and CHIRPS A subscriber mailed The Bee some bug chips. And two other subscribers sent The Bee audio questions, so Kyle and Ethan dive into the mailbag! To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans. | |||
| 05 Oct 2021 | Australia, Aquinas, and Arguing for Christianity - A Bee Interview With Matt Fradd | 00:57:54 | |
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Michael talk to Matt Fradd about Aquinas’ view on happiness, the tyranny of Australia, and how comedy from liberals is going down hill. Matt Fradd hosts the popular podcast, Pints with Aquinas, where he interviews religious figures and hosts debates on Christianity. He has written several books, including his new one How To Be Happy: Saint Thomas’ Secret to a Good Life available wherever you buy books. Ethan and Michael run through a few ice breakers in order to get to know Matt a little better. They get into the meat of the interview finding out what Aquinas would say about today’s culture and his remedies are for sorrow. Matt gives his distinction on why being happy shouldn’t be the end all be all. Michael finds a way to slip in a test on the Lord of the Rings books while Ethan takes a long nap. Ethan finds out more about how Matt, as an Australian, views the lockdowns going on over in Australia. Ethan and Michael then try to test Matt Fradd’s knowledge of Saints. In the Subscriber Portion, Ethan and Michael find out where Aquinas had views that would be deemed wrong by the Catholic Church today. They go through a few subscriber questions like finding out if Trent Horn is tall and whether he believes in the bodily resurrection. Michael quizzes Matt on a few insider Catholic hot button topics. They end the interview with the ever glorious 10 questions. | |||
| 31 Oct 2019 | Episode 21: Horror Movie Harvest Episode (That Coincidentally Falls On October 31st) | 00:59:11 | |
In the twenty-first episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by Brian Godawa to talk about horror movies. Are they evil? Does God hate horror? Brian, often called “The Horror Apologist,” weighs in. While some may think the timing is a little strange—it being the Devil’s holiday and all—rest assured this is our fall harvest episode that only happens to fall on the same day as pagan-pumpkin-demon day.
Brian Godawa is an award-winning Hollywood screenwriter (To End All Wars), a movie and culture blogger specializing in God, Movies, and Worldviews (www.Godawa.com), author of a textbook, Hollywood Worldviews: Watching Films with Wisdom and Discernment as well as an Amazon best-selling author of Biblical fiction (Chronicles of the Nephilim/Chronicles of the Apocalypse). Follow Brian on Twitter.
Movies/Horror genres discussed
The Rules of Horror Scream The Wicker Man
Zombie 28 Days Later franchise Shaun of the Dead The Walking Dead
Vampires The Addiction I am Legend Twilight
Serial killers (the modern vampires) Seven Brian Godawa’s Short Film Cruel Logic Dexter
Subscriber-Only Portion Midsommar It Deliver Us From Evil The Exorcism Of Emily Rose The Exorcist The Blair Witch Project Paranormal [Rec] The Last Exorcism
Also Mentioned: Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse Doom And Gloom Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 21 Feb 2020 | God, Gender, and Identity: The Nancy Pearcey | 00:49:35 | |
Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome Professor Nancy Pearcey. She is professor of apologetics and scholar in residence at Houston Baptist University and author of several books, most recently Love Thy Body: Answering Hard Questions about Life and Sexuality. Prof. Pearcey's books also include Total Truth, Finding Truth, The Soul of Science, Saving Leonardo and How Now Shall We Live? (co-authored with Chuck Colson). They talk about sexuality, gender, abortion, and Christianity's high view of the human body. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Topics Discussed
Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:48:21) The entire interview is available for Babylon Bee subscribers only… Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 03 Nov 2020 | Jonah Goldberg On Why He Has Distaste for Gandhi and Trump: Jonah Goldberg Interview | 00:46:03 | |
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of the Babylon bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Jonah Goldberg. Jonah Goldberg is the Asness Chair in Applied Liberty at the American Enterprise Institute and a Fellow at the National Review Institute. In 2019, he left a role as Senior Editor of National Review magazine after a 21-year stint with the publication to start a new venture. He has been a weekly columnist for the Los Angeles Times since 2005 and a nationally syndicated columnist since 2000. He hosts the popular podcast The Remnant with Jonah Goldberg.
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| 30 Dec 2022 | The Babylon Bee 2023 New Years Special | 00:59:30 | |
The Babylon Bee Podcast is ringing in the new year! Kyle is joined by Jarret, Brandon, and Chandler to talk about the crazy year we just had, a countdown of the best Babylon Bee articles of the year, and the best Babylon Bee videos. They also talk about those that the audience just wasn’t ready for yet. Then, The Babylon Bee goes through all of the prophecies that were fulfilled in 2022, so grab your popcorn! This episode is brought to you by: In the subscribers-only portion of the podcast, the top subscribers on the site get ranked and we find out who is the most sanctimonious and crispiest of them all. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=Libsyn&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description | |||
| 15 Apr 2020 | Bernie, Biden, And Boomers | 01:25:43 | |
This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 4/15/2020. In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the great void in humor we sense as Bernie drops out of the race, how Biden is making the face mask regulations work for him when he wants to smell everyone, and how Trump finally solved his press briefing woes. Kyle and Ethan also talk about weird news like screaming goats taking over a Welsh town and also chat with comedian boomer Jeff Allen. In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about the latest open thread premium post about Good Friday for Babylon Bee subscribers, circumcision, Mediterranean food. and some unused headlines. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Show Outline Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about milk production, goose racism, and word associations. Ethan also gives combat tips against geese. Kyle and Ethan talk about their Easter celebrations in quarantine. Stuff That’s Good - Kyle: 90s CCM Albums Ethan: Best Worst Movie Weird news- Ethan inspires a soundbyte and a new segment. Coronavirus lockdown spurs police in England to dye 'Blue Lagoon' black to deter Instagrammers Mountain goats use coronavirus lockdown to take over Welsh town, video shows Mum who gave birth during coronavirus lockdown calls child 'Covid Bryant'
Story 1 - Bernie Tests Negative For President : Presidential Hopeful and Socialist Bernie Sanders had his entire campaign derailed after getting back the results from a routine medical exam. Overall he had a clean bill of health but he did test negative for President.
Story 2 - Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People's Hair : Democratic presidential front-runner Joe Biden has agreed to wear a CDC-approved N95 ventilator mask. However his staff was troubled when he cut a nose-shaped hole out of his mask so that he could still sniff people’s hair.
Story 3 - Trump Installs Ejection Seats Throughout Press Briefing Room : After several tumultuous press briefings with a combative media, President Donald Trump has sought to solve the ongoing conflict by reaching out a hand ... and pressing a red button on his podium that ejects journalists into space on rocket-powered chairs.
Interview of the Week - Millennial Kyle and Gen X Ethan talk to boomer and comedian Jeff Allen about life in America changing, Jesus saving Jeff out of alcoholism, and keeping comedy clean. Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - We get a neutral mail teasing us with knowledge of Carman. People! If you have stories about Carman, send a short audio file or email to podcast@babylonbee.com !!! Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 01:24:54) Open Discussion Thread; Good Friday Some Unused Headlines and sneak peak at upcoming headlines in our drafts Mediterranean food and circumcision Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans
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| 03 Feb 2023 | Zoo Drag Queens And The Ice Princess Of Clown World | 01:12:45 | |
Aldo Buttazzoni from PragerU is in the studio with Kyle and Adam to talk about the groomers at the zoo and on YouTube. They talk about the news of the week like the arrival of the new Ice Princess figure skater and how Super Mario Kart is real now but not for fat people. Also, dinosaurs have feathers now and we think that kind of ruins them.
Aldo Buttazzoni is the new man-on-the-street for Prager U and he went to the Los Angeles Zoo to ask people why they were attending a “family friendly” drag show. He also is wondering why YouTube’s algorithm is feeding LGBT programming to young children. Sam and Adam talk to Paleontologist and Professor Matthew McLain from The Master’s University about something we are always wondering about: why did Satan plant feathered dinosaur fossils in the sand to trick us?
Travis’ Game Korner strikes back, Weakly News from Adam Yenser is back, and Sizzler Facts goes to the movies! In the subscribers-only podcast, the guys answer questions from the Mailbag that get really theological and Aldo answers the Ten Questions!
Aldo at Prager U: https://www.prageru.com/presenters/aldo-buttazzoni Aldo on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AldoButtazzoni Protect Children’s Innocence with PragerU: https://www.prageru.com/protect-childrens-innocence
Matt McLain has some links for you about dinosaurs and Creationism: https://thinkbiblically.org/series/dinosaurs-in-the-bible/
The Master’s University Creation Summit: https://www.masters.edu/arts-and-events/creationsummit/
International Conference on Creationism: https://www.internationalconferenceoncreationism.com/
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| 13 May 2020 | Kamikaze Bears And Economic Fallout | 01:34:49 | |
This episode is brought to you by Faithful Counseling. Click that link and get 10% off! In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the biggest stories of the week like the invasion of murder hornets, how a 30 second clip is dividing people, and the “if-it-just-saves-one-life” crowd supporting perpetual lockdown. Kira Davis, editor-at-large of RedState joins Kyle and Ethan for a bit and then Dr. Robert P. Murphy arrives to explain what in the world is going on with the economy under lockdown and how Christians should think more like an economist. In the subscriber portion, subscribers get to listen to Kyle and Ethan wax poetic on all the wonders of cheese with a G.K. Chesterton reading! Send your emails to podcast@babylonbee.com and maybe we will answer you in our next Mailbag segment! Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Show Outline Introduction Kyle’s vacation out of California rapidly descends into chaos as his car explodes and Ethan tries to one-up Kyle’s story. Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes the In-N-Out Animal Style Fries & secret menu and Ethan likes The Steeldrivers (Chris Stapleton years). This News Is Weird Florida lizard breaks world poop record, dies constipated Man walks into Dunkin Donuts with no mask — or pants 'Darth Vader' enforces lockdown in Philippine village French encouraged to eat more cheese as act of patriotism Stories of the Week Story 1 Trump Retaliates Against Asian Murder Hornets With American Kamikaze Bears
Story 2 Asking For Context Of Thirty Second Video Revealed To Be Racist Dog Whistle
Story 3 'It's Worth It If It Saves Just One Life,' Says Woman Who Supports Abortion On Demand
Interview of the Week Dr. Robert P Murphy joins Kyle and Ethan to help explain what in the world is going on with the economy. He breaks things down like Ethan is five and uses numerous lemonade stand analogies. We had some issues on the skype video quality. Love Mail/Hate Mail We talk about how we are a racist trash fire. Paid-subscriber portion Looking at Chesterton’s essay on cheese. Poets need to write more about cheese. Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans
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| 18 Jun 2021 | THE BEE WEEKLY: Race-Norming and J.R.R. Woken | 01:08:37 | |
On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kira Davis! They talk about the Bee fighting the New York Times and winning, the Tolkien Society going full on woke, and also try to figure out what the heck “race-norming” is. As usual, there is glorious hate mail and plenty of weird news.
This episode is brought to you by a new Christian fantasy dungeon crawler, Deliverance.
Make sure to listen to Kira’s podcast, Just Listen To Yourself.
Kyle, Ethan, and Kira talk about the week’s weird news like how someone mysteriously wrote “Joe Rogan is 5 foot 3 inches tall” in the sky above Los Angeles and how a New York Times columnist who believed Mayor Bloomberg could have given every American a million dollars is now very triggered by American flags. Cows may also now look like Bane but on both ends.
They also have another Heroes of the Faith segment this time featuring Aimee Semple McPherson.
Kira then asks Kyle and Ethan if they know what “race-norming” is and how the NFL is applying the racist rules that the federal government uses but this time to deny damages and payouts to players suffering from brain injuries.
In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, everyone laughs through bonus hate mails, reads some fan mail, go over the week’s top subscriber-submitted headlines, and subject Kira to the Next Ten Questions. | |||
| 15 Feb 2023 | Critical Race Theory Makes Perpetual Victims | Leonydus Johnson on The Babylon Bee | 00:39:45 | |
Leonydus Johnson is at The Babylon Bee to talk about how Critical Race Theory has already infected all our schools to raise an entire generation of victims and also how reparations won’t solve anything. He is an expert on being told he doesn’t know what it’s like to be black in America. Kyle finds out that he can't pronounce 'Pernicious'. Leonydus’ book is out now, Raising Victims: The Pernicious Rise of Critical Race Theory: https://www.amazon.com/Raising-Victims-Pernicious-Critical-Theory/dp/1684513774 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description | |||
| 30 Mar 2021 | Comedic Ghost Stories: The Erica Rhodes Interview | 00:44:25 | |
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to stand up comedian, Erica Rhodes. They talk about the state of comedy, one line summaries of classic books, and ghost stories. Erica has performed stand up comedy all around the country and has a stand up album, Sad Lemon. She has appeared on Modern Family, New Girl, and many other shows. Erica appears on many podcasts and chooses to subvert expectations by writing on her blog, instead of having her own podcast. Topics Discussed Coffee and Mormons Writing blogs over podcasts Non-Binary politically Comedy for a lone wolf Free thinking has bad connotations Game stop could be Russians Blog about father Kyle’s origin Kyle’s tattoo Ghosts Woody Allen Erica’s mom being oblivious to ghosts Ethan’s ghost story Kyle’s ghost story Surviving Death Erica’s dad Subscriber Portion Ethan’s trip to Norway Bombing story Hostage situation Growing up Episcopalian Fleabag Ethan and Kyle interviewing skills Practicing for Gina Therapy with Erica Rhodes | |||
| 26 Sep 2019 | Episode 16: The Gospel Of Earthworm Jim | 00:45:04 | |
Listen to this episode on our podcast page or subscribe on your favorite podcast platform here. In the sixteenth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by graphic novelist Doug TenNapel, creator of the legendary videogame Earthworm Jim, the artist of the famous Five Iron Frenzy album covers, and writer/artist of several graphic novels. Doug is one of the most outspoken Christians in videogames and comics. He and his old team are bringing back Earthworm Jim in a new videogame and Doug has a new Earthworm Him comic book in the works. Check out his record-breaking Indiegogo Campaign before it ends on September 27th! Follow Doug TenNapel on Twitter Check out Doug's YouTube channel Listen to Doug and Ethan's other podcast, Audio Mullet (3:38) Disaster At Union Seminary As Giant, Angry Carnivorous Plant Does Not Accept Students' Apologies (9:59) Saudi Arabia Closes Down New Chick-Fil-A Location For Disappointing Lack Of Homophobia (13:42) Liberals Clarify Their Racism Is Actually Democratic Racist
(16:58) Interview: Doug TenNapel talks about Earthworm Jim, the Five Iron Frenzy covers and more... (35:50) Hate Mail: People think Trump window at Liberty University is real. Referenced story: Liberty University Criticized After Unveiling Stained Glass Window Depicting Donald Trump (45:05) Subscriber Exclusive Portion: Doug tells his Carman story and talks about experiences working in the PC climate of Hollywood animation industry. Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 02 Nov 2021 | Sexpert Debra Soh Talks To Christian Prudes At The Babylon Bee | 00:55:15 | |
Sexpert Debra Soh joins awkward Christian prudes at The Babylon Bee to talk about sex, gender, and wokeness. Dr. Debra Soh is a sex neuroscientist, the author of The End of Gender and the host of The Debra Soh Podcast. She has appeared on The Megyn Kelly Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, the Joe Rogan Experience twice, and recently spoke at the Oxford Union. Kyle and Ethan find out how Gen-Z’s views on sex are hurting their generation from Dr. Debra Soh. They go through Debra Soh’s myths on gender that seem to all be created with this new generation. Dr. Soh gives tools for parents on how to talk about gender and sexual orientation with their children and schools. Kyle and Ethan get Dr. Soh’s opinion on other hot button issues like what research has shown on growing up with Gay and Lesbian parents and the conversations scientists are being forbidden to talk about. Kyle and Ethan talk about purity culture and the effects it had on our culture. On The Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about Dave Chappelle’s latest special. Dr. Soh goes on why this kind of activism will only lead to trouble for the Transgender community. Ethan shares his experience with furries. Dr. Soh shares what she learned about the furry community and her time learning about sexual fetishes. | |||
| 11 Nov 2022 | The Babylon Bee Podcast: ELECTION WEEK SPECIAL | 00:52:20 | |
Midterm elections 2022 happened this week and The Babylon Bee discusses what happened with the red wave and election shenanigans. Democracy was on the ballot, so Kyle Mann, Adam Yenser, and Sam Greer are here to teach you how to breathe like a baby to get through this. Jarret Lemaster talked to writer, director, producer Brock Heasley about a new project he has been working on called The Shift. | |||
| 06 Feb 2021 | The Bee Reads LOTR Episode 6: A Conspiracy and an Old Forest | 00:34:19 | |
Kyle, Dan, and Jonathan Watson, of TheOneRing.Com, guide you to Crickhollow, where Samwise Gamgee’s conspiracy is unmasked, and then on to a spooky ancient forest that tries to kill the hobbits. Then, as Kyle puts it, a “cracked out hobo” comes to rescue them. It’s two chapters this week on The Babylon Bee Reads The Lord of the Rings! Chapter summaries: Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry make it to the tucked away house in Crickhollow and also meet Fatty who with Merry has been getting the house ready. The three travellers all bathe together and sing (in separate tubs), eat food, and Frodo finds out that his friends have known all along about the conspiracy to get the ring out of the Shire. Their plan is to sneak out through a small gate in the hedge that separates Buckland from the Old Forest. We learn that the Forest is very much alive and at enmity with the “colonizers” of Buckland. The four hobbits going through the Old Forest quickly find the forest against them! Old Man Willow causes the hobbits to fall asleep, traps Merry and Pippin within its cracks, and almost drowns Frodo. A cracked out hobo in the woods comes to their rescue! Some questions or themes: The fellowship seems to be borne in Chapter 5. Merry and Pippin refuse to let Frodo rush off into danger without them coming too. The stouthearted loyalty of the hobbits in their friendship The Forest being alive and at enmity and able to react to the trespassers Intro to Tom Bombadil MAILBAG | |||
| 12 May 2023 | Tucker To Twitter, Trump, And That Hitler Joke | 00:45:25 | |
The Babylon Bee is back this week to talk about Trump losing that civil suit related to allegations of sexual abuse and defamation, Tucker announcing his show is coming over to Twitter, and The Bee reflects on that Hitler joke. You know. That one. They also take a trip down Nostalgia Lane and remember old commercials and toys from the 80s and 90s. This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: Allegiance Gold: http://protectwithbee.com Patriot Mobile: http://patriotmobile.com/bee2023 or call 878-PATRIOT My Patriot Supply: http://preparewithbee.com Samaritan Ministries: http://samaritanministries.org/thebabylonbee The Babylon Bee talks about other news of the week like George Santos being arrested, Bud Light being boycotted by gay bars—they REALLY can’t catch a break!— and the United Kingdom officially crowning their new old king. In the full-length ad-free podcast, subscribers get to hear the guys talk about “cosmic child abuse” and what they think about Abraham being told to sacrific Isaac.They are also in for a treat: there’s a special interview with OrangeManBad and something about teen laundry piles from our good friends on We The Beeple, which is the only official podcast of The Babylon Bee community forum! Support the podcast and The Babylon Bee with 20% OFF by using promcode ‘PODCAST’ at: http://babylonbee.com/plans
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| 01 Jul 2019 | Episode 3: Allie Beth Stuckey | 01:03:57 | |
Here are the week's news stories with timestamp: (7:06) Ocasio-Cortez Gets Head Stuck In Bucket (14:00) Liberals Confused By New Medical Procedure (22:48) Mother Seeks Emergency Surgery To Remove VBS Songs (30:10) Interview w/ Allie Beth Stuckey (55:53) Hate mail (1:03:53) Bonus! (Subscribers Only) (1:04:43) Church Employs Homeless Musician Thinking He Was New Youth Pastor (1:12:00) Man Dies Of Old Age In Church Parking Lot (1:16:26) Q&A Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 07 Dec 2022 | Christian Nationalism Might Be Cosplay | A Bee Interview With Dr. R. Scott Clark | 00:40:12 | |
The Babylon Bee talks to Dr. R. Scott Clark about his pirate name, baptizing babies, and Christian involvement in politics, culture, and the “Christian Nationalism” debate. In the subscriber portion, they dig a little deeper into Calvinism. Dr. R. Scott Clark is Professor of Church History and Historical Theology at Westminster Seminary California. He is a minister in the United Reformed Churches in North America and runs Heidelblog where you can find The Heidelcast. | |||
| 19 Jan 2024 | The One About 7-Eleven | 00:47:19 | |
It’s another Babylon Bee Podcast! Vivek is out of the race after the Iowa Caucus, Hulk Hogan got saved and he’s already saving others, and the United States is bombing the Houthis prompting American citizens to ask: who are the Houthis? Be encouraged by The Babylon Bee’s Bible verse of the week. Then, be discouraged by how the internet reacted to that one joke about Vivek and 7-Eleven. | |||
| 10 Aug 2019 | Episode 9: Kevin Max Of DC Talk | 00:56:02 | |
In the ninth episode of the Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by Kevin Max from DC Talk to discuss what people think when they find out you're a Jesus Freak, whether or not he still loves rap music, and who came up with the famous lyric "HAO HAO HAOOW!" They also discuss the Christian music industry, the odd world of Christian celebrity, and Kevin's prolific solo career. Kyle and Ethan also discuss a few news stories and read some hate mail as usual.
Links we refer to in the show with relevant timestamp: Stories of the Week (5:16) Study Shows Leading Cause Of Gun Violence Is Those You Disagree With Politically (15:57) Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again (21:25) Museum Of The Bible To Display Original Golden Tablets Containing 'Jesus Freak' Lyrics (28:48) Interview: Kevin Max (part 1) Ryan Tedder's Kevin Max Impersonation Buy Kevin's Album Black Sheep Of The Fold (51:36) Hate Mail Paid Subscriber Portion (56:05) Kevin Max Interview (Part 2) (1:18:16) White Privilege Card Now Good For 10% Off At Whole Foods (1:21:53) Unused headlines! Become a paid subscriber! at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 10 Aug 2021 | Giving Tyranny The Tombstone Piledriver | The Glenn Jacobs Interview | 00:51:49 | |
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Glenn Jacobs. Glenn Jacobs is the current Knoxville County Mayor and is also known as the WWE wrestler Kane. They talk about being a wrestling star, libertarian philosophy, and the best hot chicken in Tennessee. Glenn had gained most of his fame from being one of the most feared villains with his intimidating physique and red mask he has worn throughout his career. Glenn felt an obligation to keep freedom going for the next generation by becoming the mayor of Knoxville County. Kyle and Ethan start the interview by finding out who is behind the Kane mask. Glenn obliges by describing his journey as a wrestler and what led him into becoming a libertarian. Kyle and Ethan find out the best food in Tennessee while Ethan reveals a secret about Kyle that shocks Glenn. Glenn goes into how he has been leading his county and all the obstacles he has had to work through. Glenn reveals which President he would figuratively lay a smackdown on and which President he would have the ultimate tag team with. They all talk about the growing opposition to talking to the other political side and what can be done to help keep an open conversation between our political parties. Ethan is able to get the ultimate cool story out of Glenn Jacobs before entering the Subscriber portion. In the Subscriber Portion, subscribers get some questions asked by Kyle and Ethan such as finding out which politician Glenn would lay a figurative chokeslam on. Glenn goes in depth on how libertarianism and Christianity can work together. Glenn talks about what drove him to English Literature as a major in college. Kyle and Ethan ask Glenn the 10 questions with Glenn giving one of the best fight stories. | |||
| 12 Feb 2020 | Real Housewives Of The Babylon Bee | 01:10:50 | |
This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 2/12/2020. In this special Valentine’s episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann, creative director Ethan Nicolle, and producer Dan welcome their wives onto the show: Destiny, Jessica, and Chandra. This episode was recorded on Kyle and Destiny’s wedding anniversary, Ethan and Jessica’s first date anniversary, and Dan and Chandra’s awkward texting anniversary. Love is in the air on this special episode of the Babylon Bee podcast as they tackle the week's biggest stories. In the subscriber portion, the couples face off in The Dating Game, where the rules are entirely too vague for Kyle’s finely tuned gaming palate, but everyone still has a fun time! Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Show Outline Introduction - Kyle, Ethan, and Dan introduce their better halves and give them permission to speak. We then dive into the stories of the week. Story 1 - AOC: 'You Cannot Literally Wrap Your Head Around Something, You Would Get Hurt'
Story 2 - Garnier Fructis Introduces The Biden Collection
Story 3 - Woman Advertising 5 Different MLMs On Back Of Minivan Must Be Extremely Rich, Successful
Story 5 - 'The Milk Is Nowhere To Be Found,' Reports Husband Staring Directly At Jug Of Milk
Topic of the Week - For Valentine’s Day, the gang discusses their stories, how God brought each couple together, funny things that happened on first dates, and how the romantic-at-heart Ethan is upstaging other men in the love department. Hate Mail/ Feedback - We get an email from someone who can’t believe Christians would lie and deceive their elderly mother about something Bernie Sanders would say. Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 01:10:43) Dating game
Parting marriage and parenting advice. Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 02 Jun 2020 | Save The Babies: The Lila Rose Interview | 00:42:43 | |
Kyle and Ethan talk to pro-life activist Lila Rose from Live Action about opposition to her organization, politicians gaslighting, and fostering a culture of life. Watch Kyle and Ethan get owned by facts and logic and be told their jokes are bad. You can listen to Lila Rose on her new podcast: The Lila Rose Show! The Lila Rose Show explores questions about relationships, work, health, identity, purpose, and faith, with political and cultural commentary. Also follow Live Action on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube. Topics Discussed
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| 14 Dec 2023 | FBI Arrests Babylon Bee Actor Siaka Massaquoi | 01:00:54 | |
The Babylon Bee sits down with Siaka Massaquoi to talk about how the FBI recently separated him from his pregnant wife at the airport and arrested him over charges related to January 6th. What really happened on January 6th and what was Siaka doing at the Capitol Building? This episode is sponsored by Give Send Go: http://givesendgo.com | |||
| 24 Dec 2021 | THE BEE WEEKLY: Elon Musk Recap, Demanding Figgy Pudding, And Bad Christmas Books | 00:58:09 | |
The Babylon Bee had an insane week and comedian Kellen Erskine is in the studio to talk to Kyle and Ethan about the Elon Musk interview and also to figure out what the deal is with figgy pudding. Adam Yenser joins them to share with them The Weakly News and then the guys analyze figgy pudding hype while discussing bad Christmas books you should never read. Be sure to watch the recent interview with Elon Musk here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvGnw1sHh9M Be sure to check out Kellen Erskine’s podcast The Book Pile, which he barely mentioned: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-book-pile/id1541602946 Kyle and Ethan get invited to a wedding from a man who asked them for marriage advice, and The Bee crew reviews their banger and bomb of the week. Adam Yenser brings the news and the guys look back on their recent Elon Musk interview. They eat figgy pudding and talk about the best and worst Christmas books and then read this week’s hate mail. In the subscriber lounge, Kyle and Ethan help Kellen to be a better comedian, read bonus hate mail, hear from a Reformed dating site about Catholic Patrick’s new profile, talk more about Christmas, and read subscriber-submitted headlines. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all! | |||
| 13 Sep 2024 | This Debate Is For The Dogs | The Babylon Bee Podcast | 00:52:06 | |
Kamala Harris and two moderators finally squared off against Donald Trump and The Babylon Bee podcast is back to hit every key moment. Also, a doctor from Australia is facing losing his license because he shared Babylon Bee articles. Dr. Jereth Kok’s case can be supported here: https://www.givesendgo.com/GT59 This episode is brought to you by our sponsors: Save $50 off a 4-week emergency food supply kit from My Patriot Supply: http://preparewithbee.com Get a Christian board game that is actually good by picking up Deliverance: http://playdeliverance.com
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| 14 Oct 2022 | The Babylon Bee Podcast: Pregnancy, Putin, (Judas) Priest | 01:22:04 | |
The Babylon Bee weekly podcast is back to talk about the news of the week like Vladmir Putin being the world’s biggest Christian (Nationalist) and how trans women are still being forced to sign up for the draft because they are men. Kyle’s heavy metal guitar prodigy son also makes an appearance to help a subscriber dare come to life—you know how we will do just about anything for more money. Then Kyle and Bettina talk to the director of development at Assure Pregnancy Clinic, Evangeline Sanders, about how people like Elizabeth Warren and Stacey Abrams say they are manufacturing the heartbeats sounds in the ultrasounds to torture the women until they agree to keep their babies.
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There’s Sizzler Facts, Banger and Bomb of the Week, and Adam Yenser is back with his Weak-ly News!
In the subscriber portion, Kyle’s son comes back to answer the ten questions and subscriber headlines of the week get read, along with even more hate mail. | |||
| 05 Feb 2022 | The Bee Reads LOTR Episode 39: The Ultimate Episode | 00:00:48 | |
Kyle and Dan finish reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and discuss the chapters of The Scouring of the Shire and The Grey Havens. The hobbits are back in town and they mean business. How did the Shire turn into North Korea and what can four little hobbits do about it? How did Sam turn into Johnny Appleseed? Will Frodo ever be healed and whole? What Lord of the Rings board games must you try? Tune in as The Bee Reads LOTR sails off into the west with its final “fantastic.”
Kyle and Dan wish to thank Jonathan Watson and Michael Grumbine for being most excellent hobbits, esteemed Tolkien nerds, and dear friends.
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| 31 Mar 2023 | Pray for Nashville & May God Save Our Broken Culture | 01:20:23 | |
Tragedy struck in Nashville and The Babylon Bee Podcast talks about the horrible event and the horrible media coverage of it. You also need to tune in to get everything else that happened this week in the news, plus the Babylon Bee Bible Verse of the Week, a very special Sizzler Fact to cap off one full year of Sizzler Facts, and The Abolition Of Kyle Mann where he reminds you that beauty is not in the eye of the beholder. Now's your shot to get 20% OFF becoming a basic or premium subscriber to The Babylon Bee so you can support satire and comedy in this present humorless age: http://babylonbee.com/plans (USE PROMOCODE: 'PODCAST' ) Subscribers get access to the full ad-free podcast where creative genius Jordan Harris unveils his masterpiece action thriller: Fighting For Your Life. This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: PublicSq on Apple: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/publicsq/id1573823343 PublicSq on Google: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.publicsq.app Samaritan Ministries: https://samaritanministries.org/thebabylonbee
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| 19 May 2023 | Trump Town Hall, Target, And Star Trek | 01:03:11 | |
Kyle, Adam, Emma, and Travis from The Babylon Bee talk about Target’s targeting of children, the wild Trump Town Hall on CNN, and how to properly evaluate the Star Trek film canon. Tears of the Kingdom came out, Elon Musk talked to CNBC, and the Durham Report came out. Also, people still send hate mail to the Bee and King Nerd won the headline contest! This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: Allegiance Gold: http://protectwithbee.com Seven Weeks Coffee: http://sevenweekscoffee.com Patriot Mobile: http://patriotmobile.com/bee2023 Samaritan Ministries: http://samaritanministries.org/thebabylonbee In the full-length ad-free subscribers-only podcast, the Bee discusses Ezekiel bread, a new podcast on The Babylon Bee, and subscriber-submitted headlines of the week. Also subscriber Nicalys sent in a Babylon Bee Bee-tles song parody! Use promocode ‘PODCAST’ to get 20% off signing up at: http://babylonbee.com/plans
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| 03 Oct 2022 | Oprah, The Biggest Heretic? | A Bee Interview With Erik Thoennes | 00:34:03 | |
Erik Thoennes, Professor and Department Chair of Theology at Biola University, came to The Babylon Bee to talk about theology! How do we stop sinning? Who is the biggest heretic? Did Adam poop before the Fall? Erik also talks about more serious topics like developing a theology of culture and culture war, the atonement, and Godly jealousy. Erik co-pastors at a local church. He has taught evangelism and theology at college and seminary levels for years and is a frequent speaker at churches and conferences | |||
| 08 Dec 2020 | Bridget Phetasy Interview: Wasteland of The Center | 01:07:10 | |
In this episode of the Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Bridget Phetasy. Bridget is a well known writer and podcaster. She has a monthly column on the Spectator website and has two Podcast shows: Dumpster Fire and Walk-Ins Welcome. Bridget gained notoriety for making both liberals and conservatives angry through her writing and now has gained an even greater audience making people angry on Twitter. You may even recognize her voiceover work on the Bee Animation, where she has voiced Samantha and many others. Kyle and Ethan talk to Bridget about how Kanye West wrote a lyric about her, her struggle with addiction, and how she is stuck in the wasteland of being a centrist in a polarized political world. Topics Discussed
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| 04 Oct 2024 | The Vice Presidential Debate Between Vance And Walz | The Babylon Bee Podcast | 00:49:28 | |
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, J.D. Vance brings a hefty dose of "toxic masculinity" to the Vice Presidential debate, while Tim Walz' wide eyes showed passion that "danger is close." Meanwhile, The Babylon Bee decided to sue California over its dumb new "deepfake" law! On the international front, Iran figured it was a good time to lob some missiles at Israel, sparking a lively debate about whether the United States can afford interventionism. Finally, don't be surprised if your friendly neighborhood Christian pastor tells you it’s time for Kamala Harris and to not fight the culture war— because apparently, that’s where we’re at now. Use promocode PODCAST when you support The Bee and be the first to see ‘January 6: The Most Deadliest Day’ on October 11th: http://babylonbee.com/January6 This episode is sponsored by: Get Tax Relief With Tax Hardship Center: https://taxhardshipcenter.com/babylon-bee Go play a good board game like Deliverance: http://playdeliverance.com | |||
| 22 Jul 2019 | Episode 6: Faith & Politics | 00:45:29 | |
Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle for the sixth-ever Babylon Bee podcast. This week's main topic is faith and politics. (8:22) Impressed Military Drops Portland Antifa In Hostile ISIS Territory To Continue Doling Out Justice (14:10) Christians Should Be More Like Jesus, Who Was Loved By Everybody And Never Divisive (20:10) Women's Soccer Team Sues To Overturn Unjust Law Of Supply And Demand (25:50) Topic of the Week: Faith & Politics (39:09) Hate Mail (45:33) Subscriber Exclusive Segment (46:23) Genetically Engineered Dinosaurs Break Out Of Creation Museum, Live Peacefully With Humans (51:15) Food Possessed By Demons After Family Forgets To Pray (55:40) Unpublished Headline reading
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| 01 Jun 2021 | Tweeters Be Mad | Pastor Gabriel Hughes Interview | 00:33:54 | |
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Pastor Gabriel Hughes. They talk about satire, Game of Thrones, and growing up around the Christian music scene. Pastor Gabriel Hughes is a Baptist Pastor and host of When We Understand The Text, an ongoing video series and daily podcast of bible commentary and teaching. He has become known on Twitter for preaching the gospel unapologetically. He currently is a pastor at the First Baptist Church in Lindale, Texas. Topics Discussed Pastor Gabe originally followed Kyle Are you stupid? Jesus as a refugee Doug Tanapel Interview DC talk of Satire Sin or not sin? Vaping like a total cheesebag Throwing up the sign of the horns while listening to heavy metal Jazzercise Reading one of Doug Wilson’s books Tattoo of John Piper’s face Sprinkling a baby with water for some reason Following John MacArthur on Twitter Converting to Catholicism Reading Relevant Magazine Drinking IPAs when there’s perfectly good bourbon nearby Mormon missionaries Doing DMT with Joe Rogan Looting from local GameStop in the name of justice CCM Free Willy MXPX Promoting Christian concerts Growing up around CCM artists family’s Subscriber Portion Stupid things Christians say God’s wonderful plan for your life? Hearing God’s voice Preach the gospel, when necessary use words God will never give you more than you can handle Modesty is hottest Being banned from Twitter Women pastors International women’s day Biblical hyper-fundamentalism Being born again 10 questions Carman meeting | |||
| 28 Feb 2024 | Book Wookies | 00:53:22 | |
The Babylon Bee Podcast is here to talk about books that aren’t terrible to read and that maybe you should read too… and also how Admiral Ackbar is so misunderstood. This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom: http://joinadf.com/bee | |||
| 22 Jun 2022 | What Really Happened On January 6th With Brandon Straka | A Bee Interview | 00:28:59 | |
Brandon Straka joined The Babylon Bee to talk about being arrested for participating in what is being called the 2021 United States Capitol Attack. As a former liberal, Brandon Straka started the Walk Away social media campaign to encourage liberals to leave the Democratic Party and he was there on that fateful day in our nation’s capital. Subsequently, his house raided by the FBI and he was arrested, prosecuted, and convicted for the role officials say he took in an insurrection against the government. May Brandon have committed some light treason? We interview, you decide. You can check out the Walk Away campaign or Brandon’s website. | |||
| 25 Feb 2022 | The Bee Weekly: Facebook Deletes Our Post and We Make Grammar Gooder Again | 01:06:27 | |
The Babylon Bee discusses how Facebook says we have gone against their community standards and have deleted our post about Amy Schneider. Adam and Jarret are joined by copy editor Kristin Oren to help us all with our grammar and to talk about some stuff that’s good like books that you really need to read. Kristin worked on Kyle and Joel’s new book The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress, which is available for Pre-Order! This episode is brought to you by My Patriot Supply! This episode is also sponsored by Daily Nouri! This episode is also brought to you by ADF Legal. Help support Lorie at the Supreme Court!! Adam, Jarret, and Kristin talk about this week at The Babylon Bee, some stuff that’s good, and the social network that is hoppin’ over at Not The Bee. They also discuss this week’s banger article and this week’s bomb. This week’s subscriber dare has The Bee crew analyzing the lyrics to a Twenty One Pilots song. Then Adam brings sweet Weakly News straight to your ear canal. Listeners are also treated to The Bee’s latest sketch about a brave great white shark that has finally been allowed to compete in the women’s swimming competition. Kristin talks about her latest projects and helps everyone get good with their grammar. In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, subscribers get access to the classic article of the week, a PureTeej edition of the Subscriber Headlines of the Week, and then Kristin Oren flips the tables on the Bee guys and asks them the questions! | |||
| 09 Apr 2021 | Satanic Metal Bands For Jesus And Join The Corporate Resistance | 00:44:11 | |
Kyle and Ethan are joined by standup comedian Trevor Andersen, who viewers may recognize from some of our sketches on YouTube. They talk about Satanic musicians who are or were in the closet of following Jesus and how people who are on the side of every major corporation now think that they are part of the resistance. There’s weird news, glorious and salty hate mail, and apparently, Jordan Peterson is Red Skull. Introduction Kyle and Ethan are joined by guest host, Trevor Andersen. You may recognize Trevor from our Teacher Union sketch and a few other news desks. Upcoming Interview We will have Biola Professor Dr. Thaddeus Williams and Monique Duson of the Center For Biblical Unity! They worked together on a book Confronting Injustice Without Compromising Truth. Subscriber Dare: This one comes from Carla Pyle. She wants Kyle, Ethan, and Trevor to make the laughing guy, Patrick, laugh for 60 seconds straight. Weird News 3D-Printed Cremation Urn Replicates Your Loved One's Head A Swan Is Terrorizing Homeowners In The UK By Constantly Knocking On People’s Front Doors Man Returns From Shopping Trip To Find 15,000 Bees In His Car MMA Fighter Loses Finger During Match, Causing First Ever TKO By Detached Finger French Police On Trail Of International Gang Of Lego Looters Marvel Releases Captain America Comic With Red Skull Jordan Peterson Australian Man Beaten Up By Octopus While Swimming At The Beach Family Kicked Off Of Spirit Airlines Flight For 2-Year-Old Not Wearing Mask Soviet Version Of Lord Of The Rings Discovered After 30 Years Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who's 4 Times His SizeCanadian Boy's 1.02-Inch Baby Tooth Declared A World Record Jimmy Kimmel stole our joke! Check out our Be Apart Of The Resistance Sketch Satanic Metal Bands That Were Actually Closeted Jesus Lovers Hate Mail Subscriber Lounge Trevor bombing story Bonus Hate Mail Reading Mr. Andersen’s headlines Trevor does the 10 questions
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| 29 Jul 2022 | The Bee Weekly: Redefining Recession and The Quest For A Third Joke | 00:55:49 | |
Enjoy an 82% discount and 3 months free with the most trusted VPN provider, Private Internet Access at our link: https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/offer/TheBabylonBee_v12qjfi The Babylon Bee talks about the news this past week, gives the latest update on its search for a third joke, and says goodbye to intern Claire. Very sad! Also, no one in the Biden administration can tell us what a recession is now that it seems like we are definitely in one! Not good! This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out:
Meditate on God’s Word With The Abide app (25% off): https://abide.co/babylon Kyle, Emma, and Claire answer a subscriber dare from Jennie and provide some obscure but positive facts about PA. They also see what jokes are performing well or not on the site and have another fascinating edition of Sizzler Facts. Bee Radio with Austin Robertson makes a return and Weakly News carries on despite Adam’s overly long vacation. Where has he gotten to? Kyle takes the show through some unused headlines at The Bee before saying goodbye to intern Claire. So sad! Then Cindy wonders how we can be Christians and drink booze while another commenter theorizes that The Bee is a Jewish conspiracy! What? Babylon Bee subscribers get more of the show in the full-length, ad-free version where Claire answers the second ten questions, subscribers have a chance at hearing their headline submissions be read, and the Bee reacts to some bonus hate mail over their mostly praised video game segment from last week.To get the full show, go to: http://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 01 Jul 2022 | The Bee Weekly: ROE IS DEAD And There Are Women In This Episode | 01:09:14 | |
Roe V. Wade got aborted this past week, so the podcast gets hijacked by the women at The Babylon Bee. Men cannot talk about abortion, because of their lack of uteri, so Chandler, Bettina, Emma, and Claire take over to discuss the overturn of almost 50 years of baby murder precedent and how everyone lost their poop on Twitter. Kristan Hawkins from Students For Life of America calls in to tell us about Roe V. Wade being overturned and what that means is up next for the pro-life movement. Also, Pete Hegseth and David Goodwin talk to The Babylon Bee about how progressives hijacked public education and ruined basically everything. This episode is brought to you by our awesome sponsor Alliance Defending Freedom. They are helping us bring you Fake News You Can Trust and now they need your help defending freedom in this nation. Become a flag bearer for freedom today! Check out Pete and David’s book Battle for the American Mind and the Association of Classical Christian Schools. Check out Kristan Hawkins’ podcast Explicitly Pro-Life. Kyle and Joel’s new book The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress is out and it is good. Get it now! Of course, there is Weakly News with Adam Yenser, but Austin Robertson and Bee Radio take a break this week. Sad! Not good! But, there’s Sizzler Facts! Choices! Good! Babylon Bee subscribers get access to the full-length podcast where you can keep learning more about the women behind The Babylon Bee and get access to bonus hate mail, the best subscriber headlines, and the classical article of the week. | |||
| 24 Apr 2020 | Preaching In Italy During A Pandemic | 00:48:44 | |
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show. Kyle and Ethan talk to pastor Michael G. Brown, a reformed church planting missionary currently serving in an area hard hit by the virus: Milan, Italy. He is a co-author of the book Sacred Bond: Covenant Theology Explored. They talk about what it’s like being a missionary in a part of the world that got slammed hard by the pandemic and how the Gospel meets the greatest need of everyone living through these times. You can find out more about the mission efforts in Milan at ReformationItaly.org Topics Discussed
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| 14 Feb 2020 | Disney Is Winning The Culture War: The Samuel Lively Interview | 00:54:13 | |
Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome Samuel Lively, a Christian teacher and the author of Trojan Mouse: How Disney is Winning the Culture War. He has a MFA in Screenwriting and worked briefly in Hollywood. Kyle and Ethan discuss with Samuel Lively how Disney is infiltrating our homes and revolting against historical cultural norms as they analyze a slew of Disney films. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:52:58) Hidden Political Agenda in Disney films -Sleeping Beauty claims women are lazy -7 Dwarves: ableism, mocking disability -Fox and the Hound - Clearly a Fox News reference -Bambi - nuff said -Cinderella - anti-woman, lies to get women to wear glass slippers and cut their feet -Peter Pan encourages kids to snort pixie dust and take an acid trip to never never land -Alice in Wonderland - Do drugs. -Brother Bear - Bear propaganda -Little Mermaid - Men love women when they shut up -Jungle Book - Fathers can be replaced by bears - Finding Nemo - it is a sin to eat delicious salmon sashimi - Cars - Buy a Prius - Tangled - Women with long hair are problematic - Aladdin - Stealing apples is OK if you sing a Broadway song while running away from the city guards
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1937-1942 The Golden Age - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Pinocchio, Fantasia, Dumbo, Bambi 1943-1949 The Wartime Era - Saludos Amigos, The Three Caballeros, Make Mine Music, Fun and Fancy Free, Melody Time, The Adventures of Icabod and Mr. Toad 1950-1959 The Silver Age - Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, Sleeping Beauty, One Hundred and One Dalmatians, The Sword in the Stone, The Jungle Book 1970-1988 The Bronze Age - The Aristocats, Robin Hood, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, The Rescuers, The Fox and the Hound, The Black Cauldron, The Great Mouse Detective, Oliver and Company The Disney Renaissance 1989-1999 - The Little Mermaid, The Rescuers Down Under, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, The Lion King, Pocahontas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan Post Renaissance Era 2000-2009 - Fantasia 2000, Dinosaur, The Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Lilo and Stitch, Treasure Planet, Brother Bear, Home on the Range, Chicken Little, Meet the Robinsons, Bolt The Revival Era 2010-Present - Princess and the Frog, Tangled, Winnie the Pooh, Wreck it Ralph, Frozen, Big Hero 6 Pixar -- counterfeit revival? Live action remakes The entire interview is available for Babylon Bee subscribers only… Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans
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| 18 Mar 2020 | Quarantine: A Nerd's Utopia | 00:53:30 | |
This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/18/2020. In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week’s big stories like how our entire society has turned upside down and now the nerds rule, the rise of black markets in hand sanitizer, and how churches our delivering communion elements via drone. They then discuss how we shouldn’t be afraid of coronavirus and how the entire world is under God’s control. In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan mull over rejected headlines from subscribers and some of the writers. It’s another exciting segment of ‘Almost A Headline!’. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Show Outline Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about heroes as a recurring motif in rock songs, Ethan’s wife video chats Ethan from the furniture store, and the guys discuss how people seem to be doing home improvement projects during this coronavirus shutdown.
Story 2 - Drug Cartels Switch To Producing Hand Sanitizer
Story 3 - Churches Switch To Remote Drone Delivery For Communion Topic of the Week - Latest Numbers On Coronavirus: 100% Of World Still Under God's Control Everything-- even church-- being shut down from Coronavirus. “Do not be afraid.”- Jesus Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - A dramatic slam poetry minute with Dave DeAndrea. You can not miss this beatnik slam poem sesh! Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 00:53:25) Kyle and Ethan laugh and mull over rejected headlines from subscribers and the writers.
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| 15 Nov 2019 | Episode 23: LoserThink With Scott Adams | 01:28:54 | |
In episode twenty-three of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle interview Scott Adams, the world famous creator of the Dilbert comic strip, a modern-day Nostradamus, and the New York Times best-selling author of Win Bigly: Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter. He famously predicted Trump's election through a psychological analysis of persuasion. He discusses with Kyle and Ethan his most recent book LOSERTHINK: How Untrained Brains Are Ruining America. Follow Scott Adams on Twitter. This episode is sponsored by the Christian Standard Bible, specifically their CSB Study Bible. This English translation strives to be faithful to the original languages without sacrificing clarity. To inspire you to grow in your understanding and love for God’s Word, the CSB Study Bible contains an award-winning array of study resources, including over 16,000 study notes, tools, and word studies. Now available in eight different cover options, including two new covers. Whether you are preparing for future Bible studies or daily readings, this study Bible is the ideal resource for lifelong discipleship. Learn more at CSBible.com or visit LifeWay.com to order your copy of the CSB Study Bible today. Intro- Kyle and Ethan discuss seeing Kellen Erskine's show. Kyle went to a Switchfoot concert. Kyle got sick. Story 1 - Millennial Wishes There Were Some Historical Examples Of Socialism We Could Study To Have Some Idea How It Might Turn OutStory 2 - ABC News Claims Story On Epstein Was Accidentally Thrown Out Then Shredded Into Tiny Pieces And IncineratedStory 3- CNN Criticizes Pregnant Woman For Shooting Poor, Defenseless Man Who Was Simply Seeking Asylum In Her HomeInterview: Scott Adams Hate Mail- Podcast Reviews Paid-subscriber portion - Story 1- The Babylon Bee has been coming up with handy infographics for use as media guides. Like The Babylon Bee Explains Assault Rifles and A Style Guide For News Organizations Story 2- Authorities Horrified At Woman Who Killed Baby With Meth Instead Of Traditional Brain-Sucking Device Ethan and Kyle Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 12 Sep 2021 | The Bee Reads LOTR Episode 26: Black Gate Closed And Potatoes | 00:00:48 | |
Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings in The Black Gate is Closed and Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit. They discuss how rude it is for Sauron to keep his front door locked, Sam taking time off from saving the world to cook some stew, and the tremendous importance of potatoes. To access this subscriber-exclusive content, go to BabylonBee.com/plans. Support The Babylon Bee, enjoy the extra content, and join the community of subscribers reading good books together! | |||
| 17 Jun 2022 | The Bee Weekly: Grilling Authors And Our New Studio | 01:08:20 | |
Kyle and Adam welcome Joel Berry to the brand new podcast studio. It has a neon light and everything! The trio discuss gun control, sentient AI, and more! We've also got some more Bee Radio and Weakly News coming at you. And Travis hops in to quiz Kyle and Joel on their new book, The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress. We also take the time to interview Penny Nance to find out how many Pennie's her thoughts cost. (It's three) Subscribers, stick around for hate mail, subscriber headlines, and a dramatic discussion on which dinosaur is Joel’s favorite. The answer may shock you! | |||
| 24 Nov 2020 | Kellen Erskine Interview: TikTok, Gambling, and Appendicitis | 00:58:11 | |
In this episode of the Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Kellen Erskine. Kellen Erskine is a professional stand-up comedian and a current writer on the upcoming Tuttle Twins Television series. Kellen is a repeat guest that provided one of the more hilarious interviews and somehow makes this one even better. Kellen talks about the reason he despises Tik Tok, his first time gambling, and how his wife made his Appendicitis worse. Be sure to check out The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more. To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans. Topics Discussed
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| 25 Oct 2024 | Trump At McDonald's Was Staged? | The Babylon Bee Podcast | 01:03:51 | |
Did you know Trump working at McDonald’s was staged? Did you also know that real reporters did some digging and discovered that the image of Trump as a Pittsburgh Steelers player is 81% likely AI-generated? What can we trust these days? In this week’s episode, Kyle and the gang welcome special guest Seth Gruber, a prominent voice in the Pro-Life movement, and conveniently the host of The Seth Gruber Show. They talk about The 1916 Project film which delves into the Planned Parenthood connection to the KKK and Nazis. Kyle also really wanted to show off his baseball knowledge and talk about how the petty tyrants at the popular Board Game Geek website have banned him and others because they hate their religious convictions and want to censor their voices. For a limited time you can watch The 1916 Project on X. Find out more: http://The1916Project.com This episode is brought to you by our sponsor: Get prepared with The Bee’s friends at My Patriot Supply: http://PrepareWithBee.com | |||
| 13 Sep 2022 | Catholic Challenging The Ruling Class | A Bee Interview With Sohrab Ahmari | 00:31:15 | |
Sohrab Ahmari is the founder and editor of COMPACT magazine, which bills itself as your home for journalism that challenges the ruling class. Kyle and Adam talk to Sohrab about working at the New York Post when they broke the Hunter Biden laptop story and were censored by Big Tech. They also discuss whether class analysis is just some wacky idea from that kook Karl Marx and when will Sohrab put a body positive swimsuit model on the cover of his magazine. | |||
| 20 Nov 2020 | Bee Animation Takes Off, Baby Yoda Is Pro-Choice, Drones Get Woke News Show 11.20.2020 | 01:10:21 | |
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 11/20/2020. In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Disney cleaning up that shocking Mandalorian scene where Baby Yoda ate an unfertilized egg, Biden slapping some BLM stickers on attack drones, and Target making marketing decision based on single tweets. Get a behind the scenes look at The Babylon Bee’s sweet new animation studio taking flight and listen to Kyle and Ethan talk about weird real news, stuff that’s good, and glorious hate mail. Be sure to check out The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more. To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans This episode is brought to you by Faithful Counseling. Bee listeners get 10% off at that link! Introduction Kyle went to Texas and experienced Buc-ee’s, guns, and freedom. Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes Economics in One Lesson by Henry Hazlitt. Ethan likes the Roald Dahl Audio collection. Weird News Sri Lankan Lawmaker bites raw fish to bolster slumping sales
Japanese Town Deploys Growling Robot ‘Wolves’ to protect residents from Bears
School asks parents to stop throwing late students over closed gate
Botched carving restoration on Spanish building ridiculed online
Video shows unauthorized man with flamethrower atop NYC bus
Egg fight at Tesco after woman was shushed for two minute silence
7th Grade Language Art teach “living in the forest” and doesn’t have adequate internet to host. Stories of the Week Disney Edits Controversial Mandalorian Scene So Baby Yoda Just Eats An Unborn Baby Summary: Disney has edited its controversial scene from The Mandalorian, where The Child eats an unfertilized alien egg, so that the creature affectionately known as "Baby Yoda" will simply eat an unborn human baby instead.
Progress: Biden Administration To Apply 'Black Lives Matter' Decals To All Attack Drones Summary: Now this is progress: in a move to bring attention to issues of social justice in the United States, the Biden administration has announced that all attack drones used to bomb countries in the Middle East will have "Black Lives Matter" decals applied to them. Inspiring!
Target Immediately Pulls Bible From Shelves After Church Of Satan Complains Summary: After the Church of Satan complained on Twitter that Target was selling Bibles, the retailer quickly apologized and pulled the Bible from its shelves. The Church of Satan complained that the book was "Satanophobic." Its tweet got 666 retweets, and Target jumped into action, immediately responding to the tweet that the book was pulled from shelves.
Topic of the Week: Bee Animation Hate Mail We got an email from someone who normally likes our stuff. Subscriber Portion Subscriber exclusive updates from The Babylon Bee Mailbag Gavin asks Kyle and Ethan about changes to old hymns. Bonus Hate Mail! Patrick or “laugh track” as he is affectionately called reads hate mail about his laugh. Subscriber Headlines of the Week Ethan’s “friend” has a really funny story. | |||
| 08 May 2020 | Duck Killin' And Gospel Preachin': The Phil Robertson Interview | 00:52:57 | |
Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle go on a roller coaster ride of an interview with outspoken Christian and duck hunter Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty fame. He was quarantining before it was cool and he gives life lessons and gospel witness in this whirlwind episode. They discuss free toilet paper you find in the woods, what the apostle Paul says about killing millions of ducks, and how sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll don't satisfy. You can watch Phil's new show In The Woods With Phil on Blaze TV. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Get a Sneak Peak! Topics Discussed
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| 11 Mar 2022 | The Bee Weekly: Our New World Of Soaring Gas Prices And Movies Not As Good As The Phantom Menace | 00:49:49 | |
This week The Babylon Bee discusses how insane gas prices are. Biden seems to think it’s entirely Russia’s fault but we know he’s just being modest. Kyle, Adam, and Jarret also discuss their personal top ten Sci-Fi films (but no one picks The Last Jedi? Weird.) We also sit down with Carl Trueman, the author of a very thick book called The Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self: Cultural Amnesia, Expressive Individualism, and the Road to Sexual Revolution. He now has a shorter, more approachable book covering the same ground called Strange New World. You can pre-order Dr. Carl Trueman’s new book Strange New World now For the much larger book, check out The Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self: Cultural Amnesia, Expressive Individualism, and the Road to Sexual Revolution This episode is also brought to you by Daily Nouri This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access | |||
| 15 Oct 2021 | THE BEE WEEKLY: Headlines With Pie, Culture Gets Kunkled, and Robocop is Real | 01:08:03 | |
Kyle, Ethan, and Brett Kunkle from MAVEN guess which headlines are real or fake and have to eat mystery pie if they guess wrong. Brett Kunkle also kunkles some culture and helps us discern what is good or harmful in pop culture today. There’s weird news headlines, glorious hate mail, and other shenanigans going on at The Babylon Bee. Be sure to check out MAVEN which exists to help the next generation know truth, pursue goodness, and create beauty, all for the cause of Christ at: http://maventruth.com Don’t miss the upcoming Bee interview with Vocab Malone. See Vocab’s YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/VocabMalone Kyle, Ethan and Brett Kunkle talk about the Maven Parent podcast and how conversations about Animal Crossing in the recent Bee Interview with James Poulos were deemed by Twitter to be intense. They talk about Bee articles that are banging and bombing and then get into this week’s weird news. The guys play Headlines With Pie and Kunkle Culture before reading a glorious hate mail about how our website has become literary pornography. In the subscriber lounge, they read top subscriber-submitted headlines, special love mail, bonus hate mail, and finally subject Brett to the Next Ten Questions, giving the Bee the opportunity to show off their new trolly dilemma display featuring Lego replicas of Kyle, Ethan, and The Newsboys. | |||
| 18 May 2021 | The Most Unconservative Right-Wing Comedian: The Brent Pella Interview | 00:51:53 | |
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Trevor talk to comedian Brent Pella. They talk about comedy without an agenda, cancel culture, and his hatred for Gavin Newsom. Brent Pella has performed stand-up comedy around the country and gained fame on YouTube doing sketch comedy. Some of his most popular impressions have been Eminem, Gavin Newsom, Joe Rogan, and many others. You can see when Brent is performing near you at his website. Be sure to check out The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more. To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans Topics Discussed Being without an agenda Being seen as a conservative comedian Mocking the left How Brent grew up Making fun of yourself Hanging out with J.P. Sears Wearing masks Getting canceled Nick Cannon Gina Carano Impressions Gov. Newsom Trying out different comedic personas Finding a political label Political party labels Georgia voting laws Intentions being assigned Having in-depth conversations Improv UCB and Groundlings Subscriber Portion Brent’s origin into comedy Bombing on a cruise ship Best stand-up comics Actors 10 questions | |||
| 10 Mar 2023 | CPAC Drag Queens, The January 6 Scam, Christian Music Showdown | 01:08:42 | |
Adam Yenser returns to delight Kyle Mann and Jarret LeMaster with outrageous stories about the greatest European country on earth: Finland! Then Adam has to come to grips with America’s ridiculous news cycle. Did you know that drag queens are all about CPAC now and that Tucker Carlson has been exposing the January 6 insurrection isn’t quite what the media has described it to be?
But enough about dumb news. We’ve got to talk about the Christian Music Bracket! WHO’S GOING TO WIN? (Answer: DC Talk)
The Weakly News with Adam Yenser makes its triumphant return and we also dig into the mailbag. Subscribers are in luck for an extended mailbag segment as well as always loveable subscriber headlines.
Oh, and Jarret is doing a thing! Go see him at his Easter event in Covina, CA: https://luminate.church/iwfc2023
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| 28 Jun 2024 | The Bee Reacts to The Trump-Biden Debate! | The Babylon Bee Podcast | 01:04:10 | |
The Babylon Bee reacts to all of the key moments of the presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. They’re also hanging out with Joshua Weigel, director of the new Sound of Hope movie. There’s other news this week like Louisiana requiring the Ten Commandments be displayed in public classrooms, Julian Assange being released from prison after a plea deal, and Snopes finally fact checking the “fine people” hoax 7 years late. Travis’ Game Korner is back where Kyle and Travis check out High Fructose! This podcast is brought to you by Private Internet Access VPN piavpn.com/thebabylonbee My Patriot Supply http://PrepareWithBee.com Tiny Bibles! TinyBibles.com/bee Go see Sound Of Hope: The Story Of Possum Trot!: https://www.angel.com/tickets/sound-of-hope-the-story-of-possum-trot?msclkid=7e7bc56e48f1126dc751a3139fe41fce
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| 16 Nov 2021 | Rush Limbaugh’s Producer Bo Snerdley Talks About Rush, Racism, and Politics | 00:55:21 | |
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, James Golden aka Bo Snerdley talks about being Rush Limbaugh's right hand man, if Rush Limbaugh was racist, and how the political world has changed over the years. James started as the call screener and quickly became the Senior Producer for Rush Limbaugh. Since then James has written a new book titled, "Rush on the Radio," where he talks about the behind the scenes of working with Rush Limbaugh. He also created a podcast titled "Rush Limbaugh: The Man Behind the Golden EIB Microphone." Kyle and Ethan hear all the cool stories from James’ past working with Rush and speaking at Republican conferences. James talks about why he has such a deep respect for Rush. He talks about how comedy and satire helped build the Rush radio empire. Kyle and Ethan hear about James’ favorite parody song they did on Rush’s show. James gives his take on President Obama and his healthcare plan. In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out about celebrities that were secret fans of Rush. Kyle gets James’ take on CRT and what it means for the next generation's schools. Ethan gets James’ perspective being a black Republican and how others have viewed him. As always the interview ends with the ever glorious 10 questions. | |||
| 05 Feb 2021 | Using The Internet To Make a Christian Movie And Bears Like Techno | 00:44:30 | |
Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee talk about bears crashing a techno jam, spinach is now sending e-mails, and how to generate a Christian movie using the internet. There’s weird news, stuff that’s good, and glorious hate mail. Introduction Welcome to the newly revamped Bee Weekly. But first, A clarification on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez article. Subscriber Dare Weird News Bear interrupts DJ’s online techno jam Hitler’s toilet seat is going up for auction Elon Musk's Brain Company Hopes To Make a Cyborg Monkey Play 'Mind Pong' Texas accidentally issues Amber Alert for cursed doll Chucky Scientists Have Taught Spinach To Send Emails STUFF THAT’S GOOD Ethan has stuff that’s good: Inferno City Firehouse Topic of The Week Can the internet make a better Christian movie than what is already out there? We generated a Christian movie using the internet. Hate Mail Lynn says that The Babylon Bee is the laughing stock of all the Republicans in her great area. Subscriber Portion Can the internet make a better Christian romance film? Mailbag Rush liked our interview with James White and is praying for Ethan. Subscriber Headlines of the Week Got Any Cool Stories? | |||
| 11 Apr 2023 | God’s Glory Over All Kingdoms With Dr. David VanDrunen | 00:55:08 | |
Dr. David VanDrunen is at The Babylon Bee to talk about how we all need the Gospel, we are living in Babylon, and how Christians should use their brains to engage with politics, culture, and theology. What does it mean for Christians if we are living in Babylon? Should Christians be calling for Christian Nationalism? Dr. David VanDrunen is an ordained minister in the Orthodox Presbyterian Church and a professor of Systematic Theology and Christian Ethics at Westminster Seminary California. If you are looking for a confessionally reformed place to prepare for ministry, check out Westminster Seminary California: https://wscal.edu/ This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom. Jack Phillips is back in court and ADF is standing with him. Learn more at: http://adflegal.org/Jack Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=Libsyn&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: | |||
| 15 Dec 2020 | Mike Lindell Interview: The Jesse Ventura of Pillows | 00:43:40 | |
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Mike Lindell. Mike Lindell is the founder and current CEO of My Pillow. Mike Lindell first gained fame for starring in the My Pillow infomercials sporting his trademark mustache, periwinkle blue shirt, and cross necklace. He has gained recent notoriety for becoming one of President Trump’s biggest supporters. Mike shows why he is always the best at parties by sharing stories of his crack addiction, becoming a commercial celebrity, and how the media can’t cancel him.
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| 08 Apr 2024 | Tulsi Gabbard Left The Woke War Party | 01:09:20 | |
Tulsi Gabbard gets grilled by The Babylon Bee on whether atheists can say ‘Aloha‘, being sent to war and politics, and why she had to leave the Democratic Party. Tulsi’s new book For Love Of Country: Leave The Democrat Party is up for pre-order and will be available on April 30th: https://www.amazon.com/Love-Country-left-Democratic-Party/dp/1684514851
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| 04 Aug 2020 | Brett & Erin Kunkle Talk Equipping The Next Generation/Youth Ministry Antics/Crushing Monks | 01:13:38 | |
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Brett and Erin Kunkle who founded and lead MAVEN, which is an organization that exists to help the next generation know truth, pursue goodness, and create beauty, all for the cause of Christ. They talk about how we need to update the flannelgraphs, prompt the next generation to ask why they believe what they believe, and help youth groups equip the next generation with worldview knowledge, apologetics, and deep theology. They also discuss discernment in how G-rated movies are probably rotting your kid’s brain with cultural messages, screen time restrictions, and wacky youth group games and pranks that would probably land you in court nowadays. There’s also sage marriage advice from Erin in the subscriber portion.
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| 29 Jul 2019 | Episode 7: Comedy As A Weapon | 00:56:55 | |
Guest: Michael Malice Michael's book: The New Right “The definitive firsthand account of the movement that permanently broke the American political consensus.” Follow Michael Malice on Twitter (FYI Malice is not a Christian and does use salty language at times, though not on THIS podcast. Also he's a literal anarchist. You've been warned!) Warning: while there is no bad language in this episode we do get into more serious and sometimes uncomfortable topics. (1:42) Introductory interview with Michael Malice
(11:32) Biden Vows To Return Nation To Era When Press Didn't Bother Reporting On President's Scandals (18:28) Trump 2020 Campaign To Simply Air Unedited Footage Of Democrats Talking (29:29) All Looney Tunes Shorts To Receive Epic Live-Action Remakes
(35:56) MAIN TOPIC: Comedy as a Weapon (52:27) Hate Mail
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| 13 Jul 2021 | Slapfish, Newsom, and Recipes: Chef Andrew Gruel Interview | 01:00:30 | |
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Chef Andrew Gruel about running a restaurant, why people won’t let go of tips, and Ethan’s idea for nacho’s. Chef Andrew Gruel has appeared on many shows including as a Judge on Chopped and Food Truck Face Off. He has gained notoriety recently for being outspoken about the struggles restaurants have been facing this past year. He has a number of restaurants including his fish restaurant Slapfish and pizza joint Big Parm. Kyle and Ethan talk about the most controversial business decision Chef Gruel made: offering no pineapple pizza at Big Parm. After discussing why pineapple pizza is a bad decision, Chef Gruel goes into how difficult it has been running a restaurant during the pandemic. Kyle and Ethan give their ideas on how to improve Chef Gruel’s restaurants. In the Subscriber Lounge, Kyle and Ethan throw out random ingredients and ask Chef Gruel what dish he would make with them. Ingredients ranging from bat wings to Nashville hot chicken. Chef Gruel shares what food is unappreciated. Ethan finds out tips for finding the best seafood. As always the interview ends with the 10 questions with an added bonus of one of the worst customers Chef’s Gruel had to deal with. | |||
| 20 Oct 2023 | Israel, Hamas, And Derek Webb | 00:55:17 | |
The Babylon Bee Podcast is back with Jarret, Chandler, Adam, and Travis talking about what’s new with them and with The Bee. The Israel-Hamas war is in the news and so is Derek Webb for wearing a dress to the Dove Awards. Please support The Babylon Bee by subscribing at: http://babylonbee.com.plans Every episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom. ADF is fighting for you, so will you stand up with them?: http://joinadf.com/bee
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| 23 Jul 2021 | THE BEE WEEKLY: Bigoted Crossword Puzzles, Pregnant Man Emojis, and Ask A Christian Woman | 00:58:57 | |
In this episode, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kristin Weber, a comedian, speaker, and author of several books including Adulting For Jesus. She also plays a mean accordion. Kristin gifts us with our new theme song before getting into all the weird news of the week like how human civilization has finally reached pregnant man emojis and how crossword puzzles are bigoted now. There’s also Real Things Blue Checks Say, Ask A Christian Woman, and glorious hate mail. This episode is brought to you by The Chesterton Conference happening July 29, 30, and 31 and you can even attend online! (Bee fans make sure to get your substantial discount by using promo code TheBee25!) Other weird news includes a candle thief using bear spray on everyone in the store, a police officer who got scared of Jupiter, and a turtle getting stuck to an owl. Blue Checks on Twitter announce a new Dungeons & Dragons campaign where you go to prom, the hidden bigotry of crosswords, and that declaring martial law solves all problems. Also the bright side of a dollar being devalued by inflationary policies is that your wages will go up! In the super-exclusive subscriber lounge, Kristin tries out the Worship Song Generator. Subscriber headlines of the week are read and Kristin finally answers The Ten Questions. | |||
| 29 Apr 2022 | The Bee Weekly: Lil’ Bladder and the Global Failure of Masks | 00:49:42 | |
Check out Private Internet Access and get a special deal. Kyle, Adam, and Brandon Toy talk about this week at The Bee and also talk to Ian Miller about his book Unmasked: The Global Failure of COVID Mask Mandates. Kyle gains a new street name as he sits in the slammer of Twitter Jail and Anthony Fauci has declared that the pandemic is now over to anyone still listening to him. Due to popular demand Sizzler Facts is back and then The Bee analyzes what satire is currently banging and bombing on the site. Bee Radio from Austin Robertson runs straight into your ear canal like smooth honey dripping from a wooden spoon and Adam Yenser brings Weakly News. The Bee dips into the everflowing hate mail and Brandon Toy is subjected to the Ten Questions in the subscriber lounge.
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| 01 Apr 2022 | The Bee Weekly: Unboxing Joel Osteen’s Prosperity Cube | 00:41:14 | |
Kyle and Adam are joined by Jarret Lemaster to discuss the recent event at the Oscars and our favorite Hero of the Faith: Joel Osteen. We have another edition of Babylon Bee Radio courtesy of Austin Robertson. He serves up the fakest news you can get. And how could you forget Weakly News with Adam Yenser? It’s knee-slappin’ - or face-slappin’ - good. Then the three vote on what is or is not heresy from various Joel Osteen quotes by putting a dollar in our Heresy Jar. We also look back on previous Joel Osteen headlines. This is followed by a couple’s account of how Putin is affecting their relationship. This episode is brought to you by: | |||
| 29 Jan 2021 | Prophecies Fulfilled, GameStop Stonks, Impeaching A Former President | Babylon Bee Weekly | 00:49:59 | |
Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee talk about Gavin Newsom lifting lockdowns, GameStop stonks, and the impeachment of a former president. They also throw down in an epic rap battle and tell you how you can have a zoo name a roach after your ex. Introduction Kyle and Ethan have a rap battle so you will throw money at them. Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes his trusty Leatherman Rebar. Ethan likes his new collection of G.K. Chesterton poems signed by the man himself. Weird News Zoo offers to name roaches, rats after patrons' ex-lovers GoPro camera recovered after six years underwater in Hawaii Skier chased by a bear at Romanian resort Inventor unveils airbag jeans to protect motorcyclists in crashes Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season Toronto woman finds knife-wielding squirrel in the back yard Man catches 54 pieces of popcorn in his mouth in one minute Stories of the Week Story 1 'You Can Reopen Now!' Governor Newsom Shouts At Row Of Abandoned, Dilapidated Buildings Story 3 Congress To Retroactively Impeach All Previous Republican Presidents Topic of the Week https://babylonbee.com/news/another-10-fulfilled-prophecies-from-the-babylon-bee Hate Mail Richard takes issue with us assuming the fate of the eternal soul of Jeffrey Epstein or making light of hell. Subscriber Portion Subscriber Update Mailbag A LOVE MAIL from Joseph R. and asking for advice on marriage & purity, and also to dispute Kyle and Dan’s ranking of LOTR films. Bonus Hate Mail Kwame thinks our AOC coverage is bad and we should feel bad. Subscriber Headlines of the Week Got Any Cool Stories? We get an unbelievable update about one of Calvins- you already know which one. | |||
| 13 Mar 2020 | The Mortal Kombat Of Abortion Ministry: The Jeff Durbin Interview | 00:54:24 | |
Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Jeff Durbin, a Pastor and Elder of Apologia Church in Tempe, a hospital chaplain, outreach minister, and a popular speaker. He’s a martial artist with 5 black belts, has played roles from Mortal Kombat and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and is known for sidewalk ministry and apologetics debates. The guys talk about martial arts, video games, ministry, and Jeff's crazy adoption story. Jeff co-hosts Apologia Radio and Apologia TV, both found at Apologia Studios, and you can find Apologia's outreach resources for pro-life ministry at End Abortion Now. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Get a Sneak Peak! Topics Discussed
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Also mentioned on the podcast: The King James Only Controversy by James White. You need to check out this sweet promo reel of Jeff Durbin’s martial arts on display in MTV’s The Final Fu and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The entire interview is available for Babylon Bee subscribers only… Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 20 Sep 2019 | Episode 15: How Social Justice Is Like Gremlins | 01:00:48 | |
Listen to this episode on our podcast page or subscribe on your favorite podcast platform here. In the fifteenth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by Peter Boghossian and James Lindsay, of the famed "Grievance Studies Affair" who submitted hoax studies to academic journals and got three of them accepted. Peter and James are self-proclaimed atheists who are politically liberal, but their work exposing how certain areas of academia prioritize narrative above truth is not only important but hilarious. They also care a lot about having meaningful disagreements and are actively fighting "cancel culture." We talk to them about the Grievance Studies Affair as well as their new book, How To Have Impossible Conversations. They also have a new project for facilitating impossible conversations called New Discourses. As usual, Kyle and Ethan also get into a few news stories including John Bolton the walrus, vaping AR-15's, and Monopoly for Christian women. They extend the conversation with Peter and James in the subscriber-exclusive portion of the episode. Follow Peter Boghossian on Twitter Follow James Linday on Twitter (7:12) John Bolton Waves Goodbye, Returns To Sea To Be Walrus Again (15:56) More E-Cigs Being Disguised As AR-15s To Avoid Ban (19:43) Interview: The Grievance Studies Affair and How To Have Impossible Conversations with Peter Boghossian & James Lindsay (56:57) Hate Mail (1:00:51) Paid Subscriber-Exclusive: Continuing the conversation with Peter and James about the insanity of academia, the ridiculous things their papers endorsed, and how social justice is like a cult (and also Gremlins) Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 10 Sep 2021 | THE BEE WEEKLY: Fact Check Checks and Losing Your Job for Holding Common Opinions | 00:55:58 | |
In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Ethan Nicolle is joined by Adam Yenser to discuss what happened this week, like a man losing his job for expressing an opinion half of Americans have. Also, who will check the fact checkers? There’s weird news, hate mail, and lots of tarantulas. Ethan and Adam talk about their weeks and get into weird news. Keep your eyes out for the next Bee Interview with Jonathan Pageau which will be dropping next week. A bunch of tarantulas and a snake were found abandoned in a basement, a man tried to smuggle 350 pounds of meat across the border, and some weird human crab was dashing around a neighborhood. California is requiring gender-neutral child displays and toy aisles, Ford made a very gay raptor, and vegan speed-eating is apparently a thing. Ethan and Adam introduce a new segment of Fact Check Check. Who checks the fact checkers? The Babylon Bee. Then they discuss a video game company CEO losing his job for expressing the controversial opinion that half of America shares that unborn babies should be protected from being murdered. There’s hate mail too and then Adam Yenser answers The Next Ten Questions in the Subscriber Lounge. | |||
| 29 May 2021 | The Bee Reads LOTR Episode 18: The Breaking of the Fellowship | 00:00:48 | |
Kyle, Dan, and Jonathan reach the final chapter of The Fellowship of the Ring where the fellowship breaks and perhaps The Bee Reads fellowship breaks too since Jonathan is moving to Tennessee. Frodo knows what he must do and in this chapter his decision is made much easier by Boromir. The guys also talk about their favorite parts of the book so far and get listener comments and questions! | |||
| 18 Sep 2020 | Puppy Murder/Threatening Riots/Weird Bible Stories News Show 9.18.2020 | 01:17:33 | |
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 9/18/2020. In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like how Netflix is putting out films to show how bad something is by having actors do that thing, Democrats are threatening chaos and death if they don’t get their way in November, and a woman is marrying a tree. Kyle and Ethan do a rundown of the most weird stories of the Bible and come up with great band names like Stabbing Eglon. Introduction Welcome to The Babylon Bee, the only podcast on the internet where two pasty white guys tell you what they think about politics. Kyle has a church visit horror story. Stuff That’s Good Kyle LOVES They Shall Not Grow Old - 2018 documentary by Peter Jackson featuring restored and colorized footage of World War I. No narrator, no framing, no commentary, just audio of actual World War I vets over the footage. Very few historical details, just the soldiers’ experiences. An incredibly moving film. Ethan likes Norm MacDonald’s Based On a True Story Audiobook. BEARS WANT TO KILL YOU IS BACK Weird News
Stories of the Week New Netflix Movie Actually Murders Puppies To Teach That Murdering Puppies Is Bad Summary: Democrats are offering their most persuasive case yet for Biden's election claiming that ‘A Vote for Trump is a vote for more violence’. They said if Biden is not elected president they will detonate a series of explosives and millions will die.
Academy Strips 'Schindler's List' Of Best Picture Award Due To Lack Of Diversity Summary: Schindler’s List is considered to be one of the greatest films about the holocaust and man’s ability to do good in the midst of evil-- well until now. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences recently ruled that films without representation from LGBTQ+ characters, people of color, and other oppressed groups would not be eligible to win Oscars. Sorry Schindler’s List!
Topic of the Week: Weird Bible Stories There are a ton of beautiful, inspiring stories in the Bible. We all know about those ones. But there’s also a lot of weird stuff. Some nasty stuff too.
Hate Mail We always get great hate mail. Enjoy our latest animation: Better Cops! (Also watch it here on our YouTube channel and SUBSCRIBE!) Subscriber Portion Kyle and Ethan dive into the mailbag to answer questions from subscribers about tattoos and reading books. To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans. | |||
| 26 Jul 2022 | Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter Point To Jesus | A Bee Interview With Frank Turek | 00:34:10 | |
Frank Turek hangs out with The Babylon Bee to talk about how all your favorite Hollywood blockbuster movie heroes like Iron Man, Frodo Baggins, and Harry Potter will point you to the ultimate hero: Jesus Christ. Kyle and Jarret ask Frank about how hit movie franchises like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings reveal God, the battle between good and evil, and the true savior of all mankind. Frank Turek is the founder of the Christian apologetics ministry CrossExamined and the author of the new book Hollywood Heroes. You can listen to Frank on CrossExamined Radio Program and the I Don't Have Enough Faith To Be An Atheist podcast. CrossExamined on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CrossExamined.org CrossExamined on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CrossExamined Get your copy of Hollywood Heroes: https://www.amazon.com/Hollywood-Heroes-Favorite-Movies-Reveal/dp/1641583517 | |||
| 11 Mar 2020 | Are You Smarter Than A Journalist? | 00:57:00 | |
This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/11/2020. In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week’s big stories like all the democratic candidates joining their powers together into a giant mech to take down Bernie Sanders, Brian Williams’ math makes everything clear for us, and Elizabeth Warren heads back home. ‘Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?’ becomes a real game show and Kyle and Ethan talk about billionaires. In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about how women have tricked men into cooking and also discuss a Chick-Fil-A miracle. Ethan also pontificates on whether or not flies have souls. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Show Outline Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about how we’re not supposed to talk about cognitive decline and flubber-diddles. Ethan got to see comedian Norm MacDonald live. Coronavirus travel restrictions change some of Kyle’s family plans. Story 1 - Dems Combine Into Giant Mech To Annihilate Bernie Sanders
Story 2 - Brian Williams To Host New Game Show 'Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?'
Story 3 - Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces
Topic of the Week - Income inequality and the idea that billionaires are just sitting in a vault of hoarded cash and could solve everyone else’s problems if they gave away all their cash. Looking at income inequality from Christian worldview. Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - A reverend complains about having to keep explaining to people that the Babylon Bee is “SPOOF!” Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 00:56:05) Story 1 - Miracle: Coronavirus Passes Over Houses With Chick-Fil-A Sauce Smeared On Door Posts Story 2 - Historians: Women Invented Grilling To Trick Men Into Cooking
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| 06 Dec 2019 | Episode 26: PC Insanity On College Campuses With Mike Adams | 01:06:28 | |
In episode twenty-six of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Mike Adams who is a professor at UNC-Wilmington, a TownHall.com columnist, and a speaker on college campuses on first amendment issues and abortion. They talk about how he won his federal case against the university on free speech grounds, why college campuses are even crazier than you think, and how the bill of rights was produced by Hitler. Follow Mike Adams on Twitter. Show Outline Introduction - Kyle and Ethan welcome everybody into the Christmas season, unless you are a grumpy Presbyterian or something, with a discussion about Christmas traditions like seeing lights with the family, drinking hot cocoa, and watching sappy movies that make you cry. Story 1 - Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK Story 2 - New Greta On The Shelf Doll Will Track Your Climate Sins Story 3 - Judge Grants IPad Sole Custody Of Young Boy It Raised In Parents' Absence Interview - Mike Adams Hate Mail - A special hate mail reading by Dave DeAndrea. Subscriber-Exclusive Content - The second part of the Mike Adams interview gets salty. Also Kyle and Ethan reveal unused headlines and give a behind-the -scenes peak of the creative process here at the Babylon Bee. Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 27 Oct 2020 | Doug Wilson Talks Worshipers Being Arrested/Sex Robots/Postmillennialism | 00:38:37 | |
This is The Babylon Bee Interview Show. In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Doug Wilson. Doug is a pastor, author of over 90 books, most recently of Ride, Sally, Ride, and the host of Man Rampant. His church got in the news recently for a non-socially distanced, unmasked Psalm Sing in Moscow, Idaho that landed several members of their church in jail. They talk about what happened at the Psalm Sing, churches disengaging with the culture and politics, and why a Christian would write a book about sex robots. Be sure to check out The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more. To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans. This episode is brought to you by Faithful Counseling. Get 10% off your first month. Topics Discussed:
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| 04 Nov 2022 | The Babylon Bee Podcast: Dennis Prager and The Great Twitter Meltdown | 01:24:05 | |
The Babylon Bee enjoys the glorious meltdown over Elon Musk buying Twitter and talks to Dennis Prager about Deuteronomy and Jewish Space Lasers! There might be a red tsunami coming up and Holly made an angel costume that is truly a sight to behold. There’s Weak-ly News with Adam Yenser's Fill-in and Kyle and the gang chat about what’s doing hot or not on the site, Sizzler Facts, and read glorious hate mail. In the subscribers-only podcast, Brandon answers the second set of Ten Questions. This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: | |||
| 27 Sep 2024 | Saving The Sausages? | The Babylon Bee Podcast | 00:42:53 | |
In this episode, the Babylon Bee discusses releasing the sausages in Gaza after the meme-worthy gaffe by the British prime minister. There’s also a few updates on the would-be Trump assassin and his son. Then the guys compare and contrast Puerto Rico, the island, to Puerto Rico, the board game. In the subscribers-only lounge, they wrap up with some love mail from Roman Catholics, discuss the necessity of works in salvation, and Jarret reveals another secret. Use promo code ‘PODCAST’ when becoming a member to get access to the new movie January 6: The Most Deadliest Day on October 11— http://babylonbee.com/January6 You can also use the promo code ‘PODCAST’ when pre-ordering The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse at: http://shop.babylonbee.com This episode is brought to you by these sponsors: Get $50 off a 4-week emergency food kit with My Patriot Supply: http://preparewithbee.com Buy board games that are Christian and good like Deliverance: http://playdeliverance.com
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| 28 Feb 2020 | The Voice Of The Babylon Bee: The Dave DeAndrea Interview | 00:49:15 | |
Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle get an exclusive interview with the world famous voice of the Babylon Bee: Dave DeAndrea. After realizing he was not going anywhere in the breakdancing world, Dave found his true calling by putting his golden vocal chords to work. Dave entered the world of Christian music radio and he has translated his talents into a successful, full-time, international career as a voice actor and producer. You know him from such great hits as “Flowerbed” and the intros and outros to the Babylon Bee Podcast which generate more praise than any other element of the show. Here is your chance to listen to an entire episode with that dreamy golden voice filling your ear canals like warm mashed potatoes dripping from a wooden spoon. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Catch a Sneak Peak! Topics Discussed
Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:47:07) Bonus Audio - From David D’s 90s Christian radio days on The Cutting Edge The entire interview is available for Babylon Bee subscribers only… Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 21 Aug 2020 | Twitter-Gate/Trump Stamps/Students For Life News Show 8.21.2020 | 01:31:04 | |
This is The Babylon Bee Weekly News Show for the week of 8/21/2020. Watch or listen to this episode on our podcast page, where subscribers can find full length episodes, or over on our YouTube channel. Subscribe using your favorite podcast platform here. In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Twitter “accidentally” suspending the Babylon Bee for the web’s darkest 90 minutes, the humble Postal Service being the focus of all the nation’s fire and fury, and how students got arrested for the peaceful protest with sidewalk chalk outside a Planned Parenthood. Kristan Hawkins, President for Students For Life, talks to The Babylon Bee and silliness ensues. Show Outline Introduction Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes The Peanut Butter Falcon. Ethan likes: The Last Narc on Amazon Prime. Weird News Mum's disbelief after returning home to find naughty puppy had eaten her savings Beer company accidentally names itself after pubic hair Factory malfunction causes chocolate rain in Switzerland Cow surprises beach-goers by emerging from the sea Newlyweds shamed for wedding cake that looks like 'burnt mutilated cow flesh' Woman catches Amazon driver mid-squat pooing in her garden Stories of the Week Story 1 Twitter Apologizes After Intern Accidentally Sets Coffee On ‘Destroy All Conservatives’ Button Summary: A large number of conservative and satirical Twitter accounts that criticize the left were shut down yesterday in what CEO Jack Dorsey says was, "a totally honest mistake." Dorsey claims an intern set their coffee on a button labeled, 'Destroy All Conservatives,' which is located in the commons area near the coffee machine and easy to miss if you're not paying attention.
Story 2 Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USPS Summary: Sources are reporting that Trump has dealt a killer blow in his ongoing war against his sworn enemy, the United States Postal Service. In a move of sheer, mind-blowing brilliance, Trump directed the Post Office to put his face on every single stamp, forcing the Democrats to reverse course and abolish the institution once and for all. Story 3 Oops! Public School Teacher Forgets To Remove Antifa Mask Before Logging On For Class Summary: Parents are raising concerns after a teacher opened her Monday morning online class in full Antifa riot gear. According to witnesses, Willow Maven, a local first-grade teacher and prolific scarf knitter, began teaching her online class, not realizing she was still wearing a black ski mask and a leather jacket emblazoned with an Antifa logo.
Topic of the Week Kyle and Ethan talk to Kristan Hawkins who is the president for the nation’s largest youth pro-life organization: Students For Life. Hate Mail We get some hate from someone who seems to think we are mocking John MacArthur. Subscriber Portion Kyle and Ethan continue their conversation with Kristen Hawkins and get into the stuff they couldn’t say in front of the paywall. Crazy stories, many more Flowerbeds, and the Ten Questions. Sorry, freeloaders! To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans
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| 24 Jun 2019 | Episode 2: Good Good Fathers | 00:49:44 | |
Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle for the second ever Babylon Bee podcast. NOTE: The day after this episode was recorded, Ethan's book Bears Want To Kill You was put back up on Amazon without explanation. He has no idea why they put it back up, or took it down in the first place, or if it will stay up. Here are the week's discussed news stories with timestamp: Story 1 (5:10) - Essential Oils For Men Now Available Story 2 (11:40) - Elizabeth Warren Promises to Cure Smallpox Story 3 (15:55) - Study: Hate Clicks Are A Major Source Of Web Traffic And Also 'The Princess Bride' Is A Trash Movie That Only Stupid People Like Topic of the Week (24:10) - Fathers Bonus Content (paid subscribers only) Bonus Story 1 (49:53) - New School Program Raises Awareness Of Things Kids Didn't Know They Were Supposed To Be Offended About Bonus Story 2 (56:25) - Rookie Mistake: Sound Guy Accidentally Unmutes Background Worship Singers -Subscriber Q&A (1:02:28) Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans | |||
| 16 Jul 2021 | THE BEE WEEKLY: Rainbow Dill Pickle Monkey, Ask a Woman, and the Sunday Scaries | 01:05:41 | |
In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicolle are joined by musician, actress, and comedienne Chandler Juliet to talk about the most recent bad takes on social media, making music during the pandemic, and the library in the UK being forced to apologize for the “rainbow dill pickle monkey” brought in to entertain children. They talk about weird news of the week, get to ask a woman what others are apparently asking Google about women, and also read our glorious hate mail. Be sure to listen to Chandler’s music and YouTube Channel. One of our commenters point on Ethan’s sincerity eyebrows before Chandler tests her musical chops with The Babylon Bee’s Worship Song Generator. Kyle, Ethan, and Chandler see what’s weird in the world like a rancher surviving being pinned by his ATV through the power of beer, people in Portland being frightened by a pickup truck, and the world’s smallest cow. The White House, the New York Times, and someone in Canada who loves burning churches all make it into our Real Things Blue Checks Say segment. Chandler talks about her music during the pandemic and then answers the questions about women that men are apparently typing into Google about women. Chandler joins Kyle and Ethan for our super-exclusive Subscribers Lounge and even answers The Ten Questions. | |||
| 31 Aug 2021 | John Schlitt of Petra Interview | Christian Rock, Winning Over Crowds, and Finding Jesus | 00:48:31 | |
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Petra lead vocalist, John Schlitt. They talk about the journey to front man of Petra, almost getting swept out to sea, and his views on the top Christian music artists. John had a long road into becoming the lead vocalist of Petra that dealt with lots of hardship and an engineering job along the way. Kyle and Ethan ask John the difficult questions like, which musician is the flakiest. Kyle and Ethan find out what John’s dream team of musicians would be for a super Christian band. John shares stories from playing all over the world. He also shares his secret for getting crowds on his side for shows. In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out about Carman from John, who filmed a music video with him. John shares a story with a difficult crowd over in New York. Kyle and Ethan find out about some of the biggest Christian bands and what John thought about them when they started out. Kyle and Ethan end the interview with the ever great 10 questions. | |||
| 18 Jul 2023 | FULL INTERVIEW Senator Josh Hawley: Toxic Masculinity and Manhood | 01:07:59 | |
United States Senator Josh Hawley is talking to The Babylon Bee about true masculinity being something good and what it’s like to be the moraliser, neo-Confederate, and Tucker Carlson of the U.S. Senate. He gets into what his new book Manhood is all about and also gets to fanboy over Teddy Roosevelt for a bit.
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