The Adam Friedland Show Podcast (The Adam Friedland Show)

Dan Soder (@DanSoder) is our first bonafide guest. He’s got a real radio show on Sirius XM (the Bonfire), and he’s on television folks (Billions, Showtime), but you can tell from our friendly rapport that he considers both me and Stav to be contemporarie

After some trouble in paradise, Adam is left as the only Cum Boy. Dickfield has a medical emergency, and Adam meets Dickfield’s very outspoken cousin. Will Cum Town ever be the same? Find out on the final episode of America’s Most Beloved Podcast

Ive had to type out this description nine times because the podcast host is fucked up and wont upload the episode and I’m not typing it out again. Bonnie was on, shes great. I want to go to sleep

The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he’s not as bad this time.

Our biggest celeb get yet: the entire cast of Austin Powers joins us to discuss online harassment after Jim Norton cancelled when he found out the name of the podcast. We discuss this elusive Dickfield character. And I think we mention that new Independe

The 8th episode. We get really, really deep into this whole Brexit thing. Really insightful takes about Jeremy Corvair and Johnathan Primbles or whoever. And the guy with the hair. We had to use a conference room so theres an echo that makes this one alm

(PLEASE REDOWNLOAD) Well this one’s jammed packed with content folks. Jim Norton joined us for the first half, but then the second half of his episode got fucked up when I forgot to change the batteries in the four track. So our good friend Felix of Chap

Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn’t have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because Kurt Metzger rescheduled. Amber Frost (of the Baffler an

This is the David Cross episode. David Cross was the guest. Yes for real. No it’s not a character. The real David Cross came on the show. We really broke comedy down with him, pro style. Solid interview. And its a day early because last weeks episode was

After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn’t been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of the same stuff we’ve already covere

I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don’t want to get into specifics but let’s just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talking

We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That’s basically what this show is. about.

The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who’s going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam ge

As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam’s days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism.

I guess Adam and Stav don’t know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don’t know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of

Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics.

We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says “im gay”

It’s my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I’m old now, and I’m sick. And children have to respect me. And I’m allowed to be racist now because I’m old and I beat the Nazis.

We almost didn’t have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone.

I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I’m sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn’t be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise.

Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She’s All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast.

We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills

We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I’m tired of ev

I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn’t partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks.

BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn’t be that scary for guys like us. I’m still dying btw. I can’t breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck.

Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn’t racist.

We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It’s okay to suck off your friends if you’re doing it in a funny way

The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline’s on Broadway. It’s basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it’s at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam’s gay as

Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What’s that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it’s not asshole. It’s called time zones and maybe I’m on god damn vacation.

My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls

Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think

Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach.

Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation.

michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it

Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I’m burned out and didn’t want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we’re back in full force, with what might be the best riff we’ve ever done on the show, all the

While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem – a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one.

Cum Town West hosts Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson join me for a meandering conversation about television and amusement parks. I’m home in three weeks. Hang in there everyone.

Welp just another week and then I can go home folks. Just one more week.

The last of the Cum Town West series. I go home tomorrow. It’s over boys. We got through this.

We had to redo this one. It was adam’s fault. If you like weekend episodes though, the premium episodes (patreon.com/cumtown) are always uploaded on the weekend, except for when i forget to upload them, or when I delete the episode by accident

Were debuting some new characters we’ve been working on – Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard.

Coming in hot off a big week in n-word news, I distance myself from n-word using culture.

I guess some Bernie Bro shot up the mayors offiice or some shit so we talk about it, political style.

I went to see the wonder woman movie with chapo. Theyre doing a review of the show. I did my own. Here’s my take: it’s gay. it gets three gays down.

we find out adams gay once an for all

Adam debut’s his brand new bit, about the marmaduke comic, that definitely no one has said before. it’s an original idea

We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can’t remember. Sorry, we’re prerecording episodes again for this week until I’m back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Binary Conference

The boys name a couple of business that they remember going to but cant remember some of them. some of them went out of business. theres other stuff we mention i think. hechts was one of the places. i think there used to be a furniture store that had a n

Ill tell you some shit them boys up in Albany don’t want you to know

we do an analysis of the new press officer Tony Scaramucci. usually we don’t do the news on this show but this guy seems important so were gonna spend the hole episode talking about him because people are gonna want to know more about this guy. has anyon

Sofrep combat operators only. Do NOT steal my valor or i WILL be tactically forced to officially fuck you up

*sniff* yeah was doin drywall all day didn’t have time to upload the pdocast. if u got a problem with it you can meet me in the home deep lot nex to the empanada truck. im the guatamalan guy wearing the blue flame beanieand the skateboarding spiderman ho

I got so excited about stav being out of town I forgot to upload the episode. (in reality my comptuer did that “windows updating” shit where it decides you don’t have any work to do for the next four hours and then windows comes back and it looks like th

Comedieja Jake Flores rejundo de ninos del Coume para un hora de chatasa abooto el meurto unfortunada de Rich Piana. Por que Rich muerta? Esta becasa he tengo steroids? No se. Esta becasa Rich viva la vida loca.

I made the show good again via the power of technology. This is how were gonna bring steve jobs back.

You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren’t funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it’s true. It’s not a good joke. also it would have been cool if it s

sorry i didn’t upload this last night i think i ate fish that went bad and i had to lay down

black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some of the new stand up ive been working on.

damn i fucking nailed the episode name this week i dont even think a description is necessary

Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can’t think of anything to talk about

Im going back to los angeles for the weekend. I missed it after all.

This is waht it sounds like (retarded guy voice) duh im the left lol. i go poo poo and pee pee. lol

halewen. how do you do it

I guess the form is fucked up and it just keeps refreshing? I dont know. anyhow there’s more pedophile shit happening every day. we recorded this an hour before sheen raped haim and now we’re behind another pedophile

we were gonna have ian on to make fun of him but he was busy or something

Stav and adam are gone so we did another one of these.

rude boys

From now on im only doing the show with my 140lb weight vest on, which I consider a battle treasure from my war with the post office, whomst refused to deliver it.

Patreon has reversed their decision to jack up prices on the customer end, in no small part due to my status as 1) tier one operator 2) financial maven. Cheers to everyone becoming rich off crypto this week. Please spend that money buying the premium epi

i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast wont upload at all. keep in mind that ill be dead soon. im going to die soon everyone

Uptown cum boy petey deabreu fills in for stavros who got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel after eating too much baklava

gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box

its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance

Brimming with confidence Adam can’t wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date.

Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up

Well we’re big dick terrotiroy now folks. I plugged the damn zoom into the laptop and we recorded thsi shit directly into logic. So who’s a “fucking retard” now? Not me, is what I mean. I mean I’m sure there’s someone out there that is. Theres nothing wr

We doin kawate up in dis mofucka

Last chance for the computer

Well its the original boys and no guest. We had fun on this one folks. It’s kind of nice to just say dumb shit without someone interupting with a story about israel or getting a hand job from a chinese or whatever.

Stav got his tooth removed lol. Adam is still gone. Soon this podcast is just going to be Norman Wilkerson sending you all links to Reason and telling you about his sons.

The boys are back together again but im mad about the weather.

We come up with ideas for new museums.

Tim Dillon Me and Stav for a power hour

Didn’t really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me.

Sorry i accidentally ate a bunch of wax paper last night and had to sleep it off

adam is 31 now lol

I got a haircut, i like it

lol theres been 100 episodes of this

gotta switch podcast hosts

theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited

theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited

this one is really bad. it happens sometimes. maybe its the rain

Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time.

I show yall how tv writers work

why dont you cross your lips on this word right here bitch

can you solve my dick?

sorry i slipped real bad and fucked up the sd card so we had to redo the episode. this one isnt as good as the other one we did please take my word for it

DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did wen i had sax with her twat freakin 162 times nstuff. happy back surgery day

You brought this on yourselves

its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it