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27 Dec 2024S05E02 - Less Than Pixel Perfect00:48:24

Team 1: Kathryn, Raelene, Fay and Alison from Liphook.

Team 2: Richard, Darren, Daniel and James from Gillingham.

Air date: Fri, Sep 13th, 1991

Is there a Dungeon character more irritating than Casper the Key? Let's find out!

Hosted by Martin Odoni and Kim Stewart-Crossley, with additional insights from Jake Collins
Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack
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13 Aug 2021S2E14 - Three Fools and a Folderol00:51:06

Team 1: Anthony, Alan, Mark and Darren from Ash, Hampshire.

Team 2: Steven, Mark, Paul and Chris from Weston-Super-Mare.

In which Lillith shouts at a doll

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14 Jan 2022S3E4 - One (Knight)mare in Albion (with special guest David X Newton)00:56:09

Team 1: Simon, Deborah, Mark and Claire from Horsham.

Team 2: Leo, Matthew, Simon and James from Bromley.

In which a lot of people fall off, and through, things.

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01 Dec 2023S04E09 - The Sidestep that Shook the World (AKA. The "Simon, Sidestep Left" Episode) With Guest Host Paul McIntosh00:56:13

Episode air date: 02/11/1990

Team 4: Simon, Andrew, Richard and Andrew from Swansea.

Team 5: Vicky, Sarah, Susanna and Katrina from Wymondham.

This is it! This is the one you've been waiting for! Join us as we take a look at that infamous moment, the epic blunder that even the non-Knighties know about.

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22 Sep 2023Knightmare Memories - Listener's Choice Award00:24:35

Hi Listeners of Illusion!

Martin Odoni was sadly suffering from Covid when it came time to record this episode, so I'm afraid you'll have to put up with Martin Harder on his own.

We had so many great submissions to our competition that we decided to give out a secondary prize - our very own Listeners' Choice Award.

Presented here in this podcast are the seven entries we have chosen to be eligible for the main prize. We'll be starting a poll where you will have the chance to vote for your favourite memories. the winner of this poll will receive a separate prize of either a t-shirt or mug with their choice of design from our Redbubble store. This prize is completely separate from the main prize shown in the main competition post, and the poll will have no influence on the main competition (which is essentially a prize draw, where a winner will be chosen at random).

We're not analysing the entries here or giving much feedback or opinions, as we'll be doing so on a future podcast when Mr. Odoni is able to join in.We hope you enjoy listening to these entries as much as we did. Please remember that it's okay to disagree with the opinions of others, as long as everybody remains civil :)

Vote for your favourite in our poll here

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18 May 2024S04E16 - The Lollipop Guild (Series Finale)01:19:47
Jake and the two Martins discuss the final episode in the series. Jake's YouTube channel can be found here Support us on Patreon Visit our Website  Check out our Redbubble Store Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from Zedge Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke News bumper by mikecharley (Fiverr). Corridor of Blades jingle performed by David Newton
19 Apr 2025TimeBusters Special - The Pride of Bilbao00:52:58

Note: Apologies for the late upload of this episode. This was due to me being an idiot and forgetting to schedule the release on Spotify. - Martin H

Martin H and Jason take another look at the Broadsword Productions CBBC series TimeBusters. This episode features a location that is all too familiar to Martin...
Featuring Martin Harder and Jason Karl

Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant.

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

Jake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146

Knightmare commentaries playlist: 

www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-mNSeO1-8Jk

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03 May 2024S04E15 - A Dungerthingy in a Moo Cow Helmet00:57:01

Michael Cule joins us for the penultimate episode of the series, regaling us with stories of his time on the show.

This is the standard edition. For an extended edition, with over 15 minutes of extra material, support us on Patreon at Dungeoneer or above.

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22 Mar 2024Knightmare: The Lost Series - Special #200:51:42

The second in a trilogy of special episodes of Knightmare: The Lost Series. Special #3 is due to be released in July this year.

Original release date: 12 July 2020  

Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Oscar, Dooris, Oakley, Hordriss, Doorkis, Ferryman & Merlin 

Rosey Collins as Majida, Greystagg, Marta, Oracle of Time, Morghanna, Mona & Dooreen 

Catie Clark as Hannah 

Andy Marshall as Thomas

Martin Odoni as Fatilla 

Damon Wakes as Julian  


Written by Jake Collins & Rosey Collins 

Produced by Jake Collins  

Additional minor edits made by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast

Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson

Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris  

Sound effects from www.freesound.org

10 Dec 2020Famous For Retreating - Trailer00:03:11

A trailer for this week's inter-season special, part 1 of The Dunshelm Player's audio drama Famous For Retreating.

Originally released in 2006, FFR was the first audio drama set within the Knightmare realm. We are proud to be able to introduce the play to a wider audience.

06 May 2022S03E09 - The Girl Who Drew a Blank00:48:12

Team 1: Kelly, Emma, Sarah and Tammy from Sea Palling, Norfolk

Team 2: Douglas, Richard, Derek and Matthew from Weston-Super-Mare

In which we discover that wall monsters have a sense of humour.


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24 Mar 2023S04E02 - "Schponk"01:01:37

Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.

We re-join the team as they continue their quest for the Cup. Along the way they meet some new characters - including a sword maiden, an inebriated monk, and an unfortunately named barbarian...

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19 Apr 2024S04E14 - A Good Blip-Blop01:01:08

As the penultimate quest of the series draws to a close, Martin H and Jake discuss one of Fatilla's finest moments.

This is the standard edition of the episode. To access a special extended edition, with over 20 minutes of extra content, support us at Adviser level or above.

Check out Jake's YouTube channel, which includes The Olden Days podcast, here. 

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Corridor of Blades Jingle by DavidXNewton

07 May 2021S02E08 - "SHRUD"00:53:01

Team 1: Neil, Craig, Jason and Mark from Newark.

In which we talk about an infamous moment in Knightmare history. Featuring special guest Nikki from Nikki and Bunty.

COMPETITION!

Want to win a Temporal Discussion T-Shirt? Send us your edit of Merlin dancing to a song of your choice. We'll feature our favourites on our Twitter, and one of you will win a shirt on us. Listen to the podcast for more details.  The original footage can be found at https://youtu.be/z9hOuEsNUtk.

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20 Nov 2020S01E06 - The Three Stumblebums00:54:03

Team 4: Danny (Dungeoneer), Nigel, Tom and Mark from Portsmouth

Team 5: Team 5: Helen (Dungeoneer), Anthony, Jon-Paul and Claire from Mid Glamorgan.

Team 6: Team 6: Richard (Dungeoneer), Jonathan, Paul and Edward from West Yorkshire.

In which everybody acts professionally and absolutely nothing goes wrong whatsoever...

Special guest: Weekend Lollygagger (Youtube)

Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke (Bandcamp)

26 Aug 2022S03E16: "Big Fat Hen"01:14:22

Team: Christopher, James, Alex and Tim from Bristol.

In which we say goodbye to some old friends...

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01 Jan 2021Inter-Season Special: Famous For Retreating - Part 400:22:39

Some   two-and-a-half years in the making, Famous For Retreating  is  the   first-ever audio play based in the universe of the Greater Game  of    Luck and Glory. Set approximately three years after the conclusion of     the TV series, the play adds substantial development to one character     who only got to appear in a few episodes, and also explores one of  the    central characters, giving him a new origin, while explaining the     transitions that led to his emergence. Using themes and characters     devised by award-winning TV Producer Tim Child, Famous For Retreating    is a close study of some of the prominent personalities from the  series    he created, attempting to flesh out their histories and to  offer a  new   perspective on their motivations.

Treguard …………………………………………………….......... Ruzl Odoni
Stiletta/Salvania …………………………….................. Eleanor Booth-Davey
Lord Fear/Honesty Bartram ………………………. Martin Odoni
Majida/Heggatty …………………………………….......... Sue McPherson
Skarkill/Merlin ……………………………………………..… Alec Downs
Elita/Greystagg ……………………………………….......… Clare Speedie
Lady Brinkatore/Mellisandre …………………..… Vivienne Traill

Scriptwriters…..….…...….…...………......................…..Martin Odoni & Ricky Temple
Production Supervisor……………………..…...……Neal Sawyer
Post-Production Editor .........……………………..Martin Odoni

Title music (Hidden)………………………………………….. Matthew Oates
Incidental & credit music (Celestial Embrace) …………Soundrangers
Other incidental music ……..Royaltyfreemusic/Productiontrax.com

26 Mar 2021S02E06 - The Podcast With Three Brains01:12:01

Team 5: Tony, Craig, Tony and Dean from Ashford, Kent 

In which we break with tradition and actually have some serious, educational conversations. Featuring special guest Dr. Bianca Hatin (Twitter

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07 Apr 2023S04E03 - A Big "But" (AKA. Absolutely Bloody Not)00:41:53

Episode air date: 21/09/1990

Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.

Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk.

In this episode Mogdred returns to score a direct kill, and we meet a few new characters - including a tavern monk and a rather scary woman in a familiar outfit.

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29 Jul 2023Mid-Season Special - The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E1600:30:28

Want to win a complete set of Knightmare books, plus other awesome prizes? Check out our ⁠⁠⁠⁠competition⁠⁠⁠⁠ We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Episode 16 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard, Finn and Merlin

Rosey Collins as Stephanie

Gemma Dwarwood as Velda

Ben Fieldhouse as Damien

Becs Houghton-Berry as Shannon

Ross Thompson as Mogdred

Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast

Written by Jake Collins, based on an adapted quest outline by Ross Thompson and Gemma Dwarwood.

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24 Feb 2023S04E00 - Part 200:42:02

In our second Episode Zero for series 3, we take a look at some of the news from the off-season and give our opinions on some of the stories of the day.

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01 Jul 2023Mid-Season Special - Knightmare Audio Series - S01E1400:31:14

We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Episode 14 Credits:

Jake Collins as Treguard, Gumboil, Hordriss and Merlin

Rosey Collins as Jenny and Morghanna

Gemma Dwarwood as Natalie

Roy Jackson as Henry

Phil Thompson as Glum

Ross Thompson as Scott

Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast

Written by Jake Collins and Ross Thompson

Advisers created by Gemma Dwarwood


Want to win a complete set of Knightmare books, plus other awesome prizes? Check out our ⁠competition⁠

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09 Apr 2021Mid-Series Special: Sidriss the Confused & the Chamber of Secrets00:16:04
Temporal Discussion proudly present The Dunshelm Players in Sidriss the Confused & the Chamber of Secrets. Desperately seeking expert aid after yet another of her clumsy  mishaps with magic, Sidriss the Confused enters the private study of  Hordriss the Confuser and discovers that her father has been leading a  remarkable double-life. In this short play, Sidriss the Confused is playe by Rosey Collins, and Hordriss the Confuser is played by Jake Collins. Script written by Jake Collins. Music (intro track ‘Shadows Of The Glen’ & outro track’Soft Blend IV’) provided by Royaltyfreemusic.com, composers anonymous. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed by Martin Odoni. Harry Potter is (c) of JK Rowling.
08 Sep 2023(Extended Version) An Interview With Alec Westwood01:48:49
Caution Team! This version is uncensored, so no goblin horns to cover up the swearing. Alec also doesn't hold back with his opinion on a certain politician. I've been lucky enough to have spent the last week with my kid, so I haven't been able to edit the next episode yet. Instead, we're proud to be able to bring you the extended version of our interview with Alec Westwood, who Played Folly and Gibbet in series 1 and 2. This version of the interview was previously only available on Patreon. Alec regales us with stories of his experiences as one of the core cast of the first few series, and talks about his professional life after Knightmare Visit our Website  Follow us on Twitter  Check out our Redbubble Store Support us on Patreon  Theme music: The Castle of Confusion by Chris Jerden-Cooke
17 Nov 2023One Knightmare in Birmingham00:24:07
Martin H and Amy Davies recently met up in Birmingham to attend a cinema screening of Knightmare at the Mockingbird Cinema as part of the Square Eyes TV Festival.  Whilst there, they stopped off at Chance & Counters board game café and recorded their thoughts. Find Chance & Counters locations HERE  More about the Square Eyes TV Festival HERE  More about the Mockingbird Cinema HERE  Amy Davies can be found on Twitter\X HERE  Support us on Patreon Visit our Website  Check out our Redbubble Store Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from Zedge Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke "(Spin)Dizzy" is a parody of "Dizzy", originally by Tommy Rowe. Parody written by Drassil on the knightmare.com forum. Performed by Martin Harder.
08 Oct 2021Inter-Season Special: When Five Tribes Go to War, Parts 1 & 201:04:00

The fourth era of the Dungeon Of Deceit is imminent, and it is a  time of  change; the Dungeon is growing fast and far beyond its old  boundaries, while some of the mightiest of its occupants, both light and  dark, are coming into conflict. When old alliances are broken by  treachery and greed, fresh alliances are formed as new protagonists  emerge, until five distinct factions – four of them forces for evil and  only one of them a force for good – take shape. Of these, it is the  faction controlled by the sorceress Malice that takes the initiative. While the Dungeon Master, Treguard of Dunshelm, tries to remain  impartial and above the conflicts raging in the Greater Game, the war  leads to chaos, death, and a new dominant evil that he simply must range  his forces against. Confusion is certain… When Five Tribes Go to War! 

Treguard ……………………………………………………… Ruzl Odoni 

Malice ………………………………………………… Helen Becconsall 

Pickle ……………………………………………………… Andy Marshall 

Aedric (Lord Fear)/Fatilla The Hun …………. Martin Odoni 

Morghanna/Mistress Goody(badwife) …….. Rosey Collins 

Merlin ……………………………………………………… Matt Richings 

Mogdred …………………………………………………. Martin Harder 

Hordriss the Confuser/Gumboil ………………… Jake Collins 

Skarkill ……………………………………………………… Ricky Temple 

Sir Hugh de Wittless ……………………………………… Adam Hall 

Written by Martin Odoni. 

Intro music ‘Return Of The Knights’ provided by Soundrangers, composer anonymous 

Outro music ‘Under The Surface’ composed by Sebastian Morawietz 

Trailer music “Two Tribes: Surrender Mix” composed & performed by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. 

Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. 

Production mixed by Martin Odoni 

Running time approximately one hundred and twenty minutes. 

Also thanks to Robin Barlow, David  Forester, Clare Speedie, Billy Hicks, Sue McPherson, Kieran O’Brien,  Emma Venvell, Saijal Mistry and Andrew ‘Snowcat’ Kenny. 

Published August-October 2010. 

28 Jan 2022An Interview With Alec Westwood01:29:27

Martin Odoni interviews the actor Alec Westwood (Folly, Gibbet) about his experiences as a core cast member in the early days of Knightmare, and talk to him about his professional life after his departure.

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30 Oct 2020Mid-Season Special: The Dunshelm Players - In Defence of Dan00:28:31

We're taking a short break from the series in order to bring you this unofficial Knightmare audio play by The Dunshelm Players.
IN DEFENCE OF DAN

Dan Howell has been hunted down by the law-enforcers of Knightmare fandom and is put on trial for his smart-assery during the Geek Week  special. His hopes of continued freedom depend on a lawyer who is still  to sit her GCSEs, in legal battle with a rabid and fervent KM fanatic,  all overseen by a judge whose only legal qualifications are a swimming  certificate and a lengthy career watching ITV courtroom docudramas.

A somewhat belated. response to the
new episode of Knightmare made for YouTube’s ‘GeekWeek’, is a comedy sketch written and mixed by Amy Davies. For once, it does not feature any regular Knightmare characters, and has a few gentle digs at the outraged reaction of some of the fans to the team of YouTube stars who took part in the special. It features a Dunshelm Players debut for Lucy Davies.

PRODUCTION INFO


Clerk - Ross Thompson
Judge - Martin Odoni
Danosaur 1/Danosaur 3/Defence/Amelia Davidson - Amy Davies
Danosaur 2 - Lucy Davies
Prosecutor - Andy Marshall
Dan Howell -  Martin Harder
Knightmare Fan 1/Lola Roberts - Rosey Collins
Knightmare Fan 2/Foreman - Jake Collins
Aaron Challenge - Ricky Temple

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14 Nov 2020S01E05 - Folly's Dangly Bits (feat. Dave Bulmer)01:13:10

Team 4: Danny (Dungeoneer), Nigel, Tom and Mark from Portsmouth

In which Merlin waves it about a bit.

Special guest: Dave Bulmer (website)

Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke (Bandcamp)

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18 Dec 2020Inter-Season Special: Famous For Retreating - Part 200:13:46

After her mission to procure witch amber from behind enemy lines goes awry, Heggarty is gravely injured. Her only hope is the witch queen Greystagg, but as Heggarty's injuries prefent her from using Greystagg's calling name, the queen who normally prides herself on her neutrality in the battle between The Powers That Be and The Opposition is forced to make an uneasy alliance with Treguard.

Some two-and-a-half years in the making, Famous For Retreating  is  the first-ever audio play based in the universe of the Greater Game  of  Luck and Glory. Set approximately three years after the conclusion of   the TV series, the play adds substantial development to one character   who only got to appear in a few episodes, and also explores one of the   central characters, giving him a new origin, while explaining the   transitions that led to his emergence. Using themes and characters   devised by award-winning TV Producer Tim Child, Famous For Retreating  is a close study of some of the prominent personalities from the series   he created, attempting to flesh out their histories and to offer a new   perspective on their motivations.

Treguard …………………………………………………….......... Ruzl Odoni
Stiletta/Salvania …………………………….................. Eleanor Booth-Davey
Lord Fear/Honesty Bartram ………………………. Martin Odoni
Majida/Heggatty …………………………………….......... Sue McPherson
Skarkill/Merlin ……………………………………………..… Alec Downs
Elita/Greystagg ……………………………………….......… Clare Speedie
Lady Brinkatore/Mellisandre …………………..… Vivienne Traill

Scriptwriters…..….…...….…...………......................…..Martin Odoni & Ricky Temple
Production Supervisor……………………..…...……Neal Sawyer
Post-Production Editor .........……………………..Martin Odoni

Title music (Hidden)………………………………………….. Matthew Oates
Incidental & credit music (Celestial Embrace) …………Soundrangers
Other incidental music ……..Royaltyfreemusic/Productiontrax.com

27 Aug 2021S2E15 - Thanks for the Memory00:41:09

Team 1: Steven, Mark, Paul and Chris from Weston-Super-Mare.

Team 2: Karen, Pamela, Angela and Nicola from Denholm (Hawick).

In which a key causes a kerfuffle.

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13 Dec 2024S05E01 - Dungeons and Dragons00:51:43

Team 1: Kathryn, Raelene, Fay and Alison from Liphook.

Air date: Fri, Sep 6, 1991

The pathway opens once more, and we are introduced to a new opponent.
Hosted by Martin Harder and Martin Odoni, with additional insights from Jake Collins
Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

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26 Feb 2021S02E04 - Cedric's Special Friend00:45:07

Team 4: Mark, Daniel, Matthew and Jonathan from Witney 


In which we are introduced to the dungeon's favourite eight-legged lady. 


Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke (Twitter) 

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29 Nov 2024Series 5 Episode 0 - Part 201:08:16

We take a look at the news stories during the off-season. This episode features political opinions and some important news stories from the time that some people might find distressing.
Hosted by Martin Harder, Martin Odoni, and Kim Stewart Crossley
Edited by Martin Harder

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke
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04 May 2023S04E04 - The Dendochronology Method01:00:48

Episode air date: 28/09/1990
Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk.
In this episode a mouse pointer gets left in, a Dungeoneer gets ratty, and Fatilla gets amorous.

With special guest Andy Marshall.

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06 Nov 2020S01E04 - The Pineapple Paradox00:53:58

Team 3: Simon, Simon, Johnathan and Steven from Yorkshire 

Team 4: Danny, Nigel, Tom and Mark from Portsmouth 

In which we welcome a windy wall monster.

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25 Feb 2022S3E6 - The Sword in the Swimming Pool00:41:37

Team 1: Leo, Matthew, Simon and James from Bromley.

Team 2: James, Philip, Pulok and Jamie from Ipswich.


In which Leo faces off against a Danger Noodle.


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21 Mar 202530 Years of Hurt (and Other Ramblings) - A Temporal Tangents Special00:25:38

We're taking a break from the main series to bring you a Temporal Tangents special.
Jake and Rosey Collins delve deeper into their memories of that fateful car journey where Jake found out about Knightmare's cancellation, Mark Knight gives his opinion on some of his colleagues, and Kim and Martin O commiserate each other over the lack of Samantha Perkins in series 5.

Featuring (in order of appearance): Jake Collins, Rosey Collins, Martin Odoni, Kim Stewart Crossley, Mark Knight, Martin Harder, Paul McIntosh and Amy Davies.

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28 Jun 2024Knightmare: The Lost Series - Episode 300:30:48

The third episode of Jake and Rosey Collins' audio continuation of the Knightmare format.


Original release date: 7 September 2018Featuring the voices of  ​Jake Collins as Treguard, Julius Scaramonger & Merlin Rosey Collins as Majida, Beth & Marta Melissa Chatterton as Callie Amy Davies as Stephanie Rebecca McCarthy as Hannah Written by Jake Collins Produced by Jake Collins Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris Sound effects from www.freesound.org

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09 Feb 2024S04E13 - The One You've Been Waiting For01:23:27

This episode features a special guest appearance by prominent Knightmare fan Rosey Collins as the voice of Dooris.

Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay

Team 7: Jeremy, Alexander, Amanda and Anthony from London

Air date: Friday November 30th 1990

Martin Odoni was gracious enough to take over editing duties for this episode whilst I took a well-earned break.

As one of the greatest quests in Knightmare's history draws to an end, we take a final look at the team who single-handedly raised the overall quality of Season 4. Plus Jake and Martin O talk a lot.

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07 Mar 2025S05E06 - Sarah and the Saw01:41:07

Which "Big Bad" do you think Sarah would've faced at the end of Level 3? Vote in our poll HERE

Team 3: Sarah, Keighley, Helen and William from Northampton

Team 4: Ben, Jonathan, Ray and John from Exeter

Air date: October 11th, 1991

Sarah and her team take us to Level 3 for the first time this series, but will they go all the way?

Hosted by Jake Collins, Martin Harder, and Paul McIntosh

Edited by Jake Collins

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23 Aug 2024Knightmare - The Lost Series: Episode 600:30:11

Jake and Rosey's audio adventure continues.


Original release date: 1 March 2019


Jake Collins as Treguard, Hordriss, Oscar, Phelheim, Lissard, Tobias, Gibbet & Casper

Rosey Collins as Majida & Mona ​John Hughes as Edward Guy Knox-Holmes as Kevin Martin Odoni as Fatilla & Lord Fear ​Damon Wakes as Casey

Written by Jake Collins
Produced by Jake Collins, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion
Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson
Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris

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23 Oct 2020S01E03 - The Mad Monk(s) - Guest presenter Simon Monk00:43:03

Team 3

From: Yorkshire

Dungeoneer: Simon

Advisers: Simon, Johnathan and Steven

In which a certain key almost gives Martin O an aneurysm.

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14 Jun 2024Knightmare: The Lost Series - Episode 200:29:47

The second episode of Jake and Rosey Collins' audio series based on The Greater Game.

Original release date: 6 July 2018Featuring the voices of  ​Jake Collins as Treguard, Lissard, Merlin, Julius Scaramonger & Phelheim Rosey Collins as Majida, Flora, Mona & Beth Melissa Chatterton as Callie ​Catie Clark as Martha Amy Davies as Stephanie Rebecca McCarthy as Hannah Cammie Mile as Clare ​Martin Odoni as Lord Fear ​Sharon Vennall as Ruby ​ Written by Rosey Collins & Jake Collins Produced by Jake Collins Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris Sound effects from www.freesound.org Support us on Patreon

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06 Sep 2024Special: The Eye Shield - Issue 7101:22:12

Martin H hosts a talk between Paul McIntosh and Jake Collins about the much-loved Knightmare fanzine.

The special is dedicated to TES facilitators Ray Headley (1938-2024) and Jo Collins (1952-2011) without whom The Eye Shield would never have "seen" the light of day.

Guest editor: Jake Collins

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14 Jul 2023Mid-Season Special - Knightmare Audio Series -S01E1500:29:25

We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Episode 14 Credits:

Jake Collins as Treguard, Finn, Granitas and Merlin

Rosey Collins as Stephanie

Gemma Dwarwood as Velda

Ben Fieldhouse as Damien

Becs Houghton-Berry as Shannon

Juliet Thimpson as Lillith

Ross Thompson as Giant

Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast

Written by Jake Collins and Gemma Dwarwood, based on an adapted quest outline by Ross Thompson and Gemma Dwarwood.


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04 Dec 2020S01E08 - The Next Level00:42:14

Team 6: Richard (dungeoneer), Jonathan, Paul and Edward from West Yorkshire.

In which an adviser compliments a nose, and we say goodbye to series 1.

Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke (Twitter)

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24 Jan 2025S05E03 - In the Company of Fear (with special guest Lord Fear)00:55:26

Team 2: Richard, Darren, Daniel and James from Gillingham.

Original Air Date: September 20th 1991.

We invited Lord Fear himself onto the podcast for a bit of a chat, and the results were... interesting.

Hosted by Martin Odoni, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Martin Harder

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05 Apr 2024Temporal Tangents - The Best Podcast You've (N)ever Heard!00:23:10

The next episode is taking a little longer to edit than usual, so in the meantime we're brining you this collection of content that was cut from earlier episodes. Some of this content has previously been released on Patreon, whilst some of it has never been heard before outside of those of us involved.

We'll be back soon with the next regular episode.

As well as the two Martins, this episode features Jake Collins and Paul McIntosh.

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16 Dec 2022Inter-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E0800:26:45

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 8 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Lenny and Connor

Rosey Collins as Gretel and Cordelia

Gemma Dwarwood as Tamsin

Greg Ford as Aden

Luke Thompson as Steven

Phil Thompson as Glum

Ross Thompson as Joseph, Mogdred, Mrs. Grimwold and Igneous

Jacob Ward as Kyle

Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder

Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson

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23 Apr 2021S02E07 - The Boy and the Bulldozer00:40:31

Team 1: Akash, Tanya, Carrie and Kirsten from Sutton / Worcester Park, Surrey

Team 2: Neil, Craig, Jason and Mark from Newark.


In which we theorise about the truth of the TRUTH spell.

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25 Mar 2022Mid-Season Special: The Dunshelm Players in Sidriss the Confused and the Deathly Hallows00:09:35
The happy father-daughter writing partnership established between Hordriss the Confuser and Sidriss the Confused has finally paid dividends as they get ready to publish the first novel they’ve written together. Or to be more precise, Hordriss has written it while Sidriss unsportingly insists on pointing out why most of what he’s written is rubbish. This improvised sketch was originally recorded many years ago, long before JK Rowling publicly aired some of her more controversial opinions, and both Temporal Discussion and The Dunshelm Players would like it to be known that this recording does not in any way equal support of her beliefs. Sidriss the Confused……………………………Rosey Collins  Hordriss the Confuser……………………………Jake Collins Running time approx 9 minutes. Scenario by Jake Collins – dialogue improvised by the cast. Music (intro track ‘Eyecatch’ & outro track ‘Endless Horizons’) provided by Royaltyfreemusic.com, composers anonymous. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed by Jake Collins. Edited by Martin Odoni. Harry Potter is (c) of JK Rowling.
21 May 2021S02E09 - SHRUD 2: Bud the SHRUD00:38:30

Team 1: Neil, Craig, Jason and Mark from Newark.

Team 2: Stuart, Neil, Craig and Neal from Leicester.

In which the team who famously struggled to disspell "SHRUD" commit an even bigger blunder!

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02 Jul 2021S2E12 - Julian's Journey00:47:51

Team: Julian, Vaughan, Becca and Mary from Banbury.

In which Treguard outright trolls the team, and Merlin gets tired for no reason.

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04 Jun 2021S02E10 - A Bomb with a Room in it00:54:11

Team 1: Stuart, Neil, Greg and Neal from Leicester.

Team 2: Jamie, Joseph, Paul and Saranjit from Leeds.

In which we learn the shocking truth about Stuarts trousers!

Special Guest: Dungeoneer Stuart Leatherland

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10 Mar 2023S04E01 - Trickle01:14:44

Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.

It's finally here!

After a much-needed extended break, Martins Harder and Odoni are back to cast their critical eye over series 4 of Knightmare!

This episode features former editor of The Eye Shield fanzine Jake Collins, who will be putting his immense knowledge of The Greater Game to good use as we discuss the many new surprises that await in the new series.

All issues of The Eye Shield, including scans of the original paper fanzine by Paul McIntosh and the online incarnation by Jake Collins, can be viewed on knightmare.com

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17 Dec 2021S3E3 - Mr. Grimwold's Brown Trousers01:01:42

Team 1: Cliff, James, Richard and Matthew from Felixstowe.

Team 2: Simon, Deborah, Mark and Claire from Horsham.

In which Simon (but not that Simon) sidesteps left.


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12 Feb 2021S02E03 - The Tale of Careful Christopher01:30:35

Team 3: Christopher, Kenneth, Paul and Christopher from St Helens.

Team 4: Mark, Daniel, Matthew and Jonathan from Witney.

In which Christopher finds a big spoon.

Featuring special guest QueenCreeps.

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19 Nov 2021S3E1 - Mites and Tites (with special guest Hugo Myatt)01:31:20

Team 1: Gavin, Tom, Craig and Brian from Uddingston, South Lanarkshire. 

Team 2: Cliff, James, Richard and Matthew from Felixstowe. 

In which the sand is quicker than a Dungeoneer, and the Martin's struggle to maintain their composure whilst conversing with their childhood hero. 

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11 Feb 2022S3E5 - Three Men in a Rowe Boat01:15:14

TEAM: Leo, Matthew, Simon and James from Bromley.

In which we talk to the artist David Rowe, Merlin forgets how to spell and we introduce you to the newest member of our team - our youth correspondent, Feathered Menace!

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29 Jan 2021S02E02 - Beware of the Leopard00:48:04

Team 2: Claire, Kerry, Michelle and Cheryl from Ludlow, Shropshire

Team 3: Christopher, Kenneth, Paul and Christopher from St Helens.

In which we address one of Knightmare's biggest issues, and it's not that they said leopard...

17 Jun 2022S03E12 - Dong or Bong00:48:14

Team 1: Julie, Amanda, Marie and Angela from Knighton, Leicester

In which Olaf can't keep up with a blindfolded child.

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05 Nov 2021S03E0 - On the Record01:06:08

In which we take a look at the number 1 songs and movies during the 1988-1989 off-season, during which we discuss such topics as transphobia and negative representations of autism in movies. Also, Marti Odoni gets excited over Batman.Michael Keaton in a black rubber bodysuit.

All the songs we talk about in this episode can be heard on this Spotify playlist, with the exception of the charity cover of Ferry 'Cross the Mersey which can be heard here. The memorial website for victims of the Hillsborough disaster is here.

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12 Mar 2021S02E05 - The Kid and the Crocodile01:02:14

Team 4: Mark, Daniel, Matthew and Jonathan from Witney

Team 5: Tony, Craig, Tony and Dean from Ashford, Kent

In which every hero should meet a crocodile!

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01 Nov 2024TimeBusters Special: Futuroscope 1 - with Jason Karl00:52:21

Martin and Jason just sort-of run about whilst the TimeBusters visit the far-off future year of 2010, which looks remarkably like an amusement park in France.

Edited by Jake Collins.

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22 Apr 2022Dungeon Rap Battles: Mogdred vs. Lord Fear00:03:00

Hi Listeners of Illusion!  We're taking a bit of a forced break from recording at the moment, so instead of a full episode this week we're bringing you a funny little musical sketch. It's written and performed by Martin Harder, based on an article written by Martin Odoni.

The background beat is "KING", a royalty free track by Beats Provider.

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24 Sep 2021Inter-Season Special: Geek Week Extended Edition01:20:18

Team 1: Stuart, Dan, Phil and Emma from Youtube.

In which Isy Suttie definitely says "heck".

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18 Nov 2022Inter-Season Special - The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E0600:27:10

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 5 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Lenny, Granitas and McGrew

Rosey Collins as Simone and Gretel

Gemma Dwarwood as Kelly

Greg Ford as Aden and Olaf

Andy Marshall as Darren

Juliet Thompson as Mel and Lillith

Ross Thompson as Joseph and Giant

Jacob Ward as Kyle

Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder

Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson

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30 Dec 2022Christmas Special - The Dunshelm Players Present Sidriss the Confused and the Merchandising Deal of Azkaban00:06:31

NOTICE: This parody was produced before JKR made her more controversial personal views known. Temporal Discussion - the Knightmare Podcast and The Dunshelm Players would like to make it clear that the production of this parody in no way represents endorsement of JKR's policies.

Trans rights are human rights.

Dazzled by critical acclaim, Sidriss publicly suggests that she and Hordriss might well be about to write yet another new volume in the Harry Potter saga. Hordriss despairs, partly because of idea-exhaustion, but mainly because his priorities are changing. His desire for literary achievement is being replaced with a growing affection for entrepreneurial conquest.

Originally released on November 4th 2011 to mark the 5th anniversary of The Dunshelm Players first audio play, Famous For Retreating.

Production

Sidriss the Confused ………… Rosey Collins Hordriss the Confuser ………… Jake Collins

Running time approx 6 minutes. Dialogue improvised by the cast. Music (intro track ‘Nothing Broken’ & outro track ‘Melodie Victoria’) composed by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed and edited by Martin Odoni. Harry Potter is copyright of JK Rowling

05 Apr 2025S05E07 - Ignore the Rope (with Jake Collins)00:54:01

Ben and team get to grips with level 1 of The Greater Game, and they discover a rope that is only half real...

Featuring Martin Harder, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Jake Collins.

Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant.

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01 Jul 2022S03E13 - Would You Like a Present?00:42:23

Team 1: Julie, Amanda, Marie and Angela from Knighton, Leicester

Team 2: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.

In which a Punk is stapled to a chicken. With guest host, Patreon supporter Peter Pulsford.

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15 Jan 2021S02E01 - The Trinity of Martins00:50:51

Team 1: Martin, Lee, Tony and John from Sunderland.

Team 2: Claire, Kerry, Michelle and Cheryl from Ludlow, Shropshire

In which we usher in a new phase of the Dungeon, and we also look back at all the number 1 films and singles we missed in the off-season.

CITV competition audio courtesy of Knightmare.com

Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke (Twitter)

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21 Feb 2025S05E05 - "...And I Ate His Horse"00:42:21

Team 3: Sarah, Keighley, Helen and William from Northampton

Air date: October 4th, 1991

We continue with this bizarrely balanced team as they venture further into the Dungeon, giving us our first glimpse of Level 3 for this series.

Hosted by Martin Harder, Kim Stewart Crossley, and Jake Collins

Edited by Jake Collins

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06 Oct 2023S04E07 - A Bloody Aardvark!00:49:45

NOTE: The one-off theme tune for this episode was written by Drassil from the Knightmare.com forum and can be listened to on its own on YouTube


Episode air date: 19/10/1990


Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans


Team 4: ?????


Nikki and company continue their quest into the Dungeon Dimension, and wind up meeting a rather crunchy end. We're then introduced to one of the most infamous teams in Knightmare's history. Who are these lads, and what's so memorable about their quest? Listen on to find out!


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27 Jan 2023Inter-Season Special - The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E1000:27:14

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 10 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard, Hordriss, Ben and Merlin

Rosey Collins as Lena and Gretel

Gemma Dwarwood as Sarah and Velda

Greg Ford as Jaejae

Becs Houghton-Berry as Selena

Ellie Marshall as Abby and Aisling

Ross Thompson as David, Mrs. Grimwold and Igneous

Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder

Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson

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02 Jun 2023Mid-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E1200:29:06

We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Episode 12 Credits:

Jake Collins as Treguard and Hordriss

Rosey Collins as Kerry and Jenny

Gemma Dwarwood as Natalie

Roy Jackson as Henry

Andy Marshall as Tom

Juliet Thompson as Lillith

Ross Thompson as Scott, Folly, Igneous and Mrs. Grimwold

Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast

Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson and Rosey Collins

Advisers created by Gemma Dwarwood

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10 Sep 2021S2E16 - Oh No, Not Again!01:00:46

WARNING: If you're watching along, or if you're revisiting the episode before you listen to the podcast, be aware that the Jehrico 6 chamber features flashing colours and lights that continue almost until the end of the program.

Team 1: Karen, Pamela, Angela and Nicola from Denholm (Hawick).

In which we say goodbye to some of our favourite characters.

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15 Jul 2022Inter-Season Special - Knightmare Audio Series Summer Special 201701:25:04

Whilst we take a short break to catch up on our academic studies, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.  Presented here is the Summer 2017 special.

CAST AND CREW:

Melissa Chatterton as Olivia

Jake Collins as Treguard, Hordriss, Tobias, Doorkis, Merlin and Lissard

Rosey Collins as Scarlet, Majida, Atargatis, Sidriss

Amy Davies as Malice

Gemma Dwarwood as the Oracle

Antony Rowe as Finton

Ricky Temple as Oli

Ross Thompson as Dorris, Bookworm, Rothberry, Smirkenoff, Brother Strange, Fatilla, Sir Hugh and Lord Fear

Edited by Jake Collins & Ross Thompson. Further edits for the Temporal Discussion release by Martin Harder.

Written by Jake Collins and Rosey Collins, based on a quest outline by Jake Collins, Rosey Collins and Ross Thompson.

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02 Dec 2022Inter-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E0700:27:11

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 7 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard, McGrew, Lenny, Merlin and Hordriss.

Rosey Collins as Gretel.

Gemma Dwarwood as Velda

Greg Ford as Aden and Cedric

Ross Thompson as Joseph

Jacob Ward as Kyle

Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder

Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson

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13 Jan 2023Inter-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E0900:27:06

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 9 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard, Ben, Hansel, Granitas, Gumboil and Hordriss

Gemma Dwarwood as Velda

Greg Ford as Jaejae

Ellie Marshall as Abby

Ross Thompson as David and Folly

Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder

Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson

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04 Nov 2022Inter-Season Special - The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E0500:27:34

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 5 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard and Gumboil

Rosey Collins as Simone and Gretel

Gemma Dwarwood as Kelly and Velda

Greg Ford as Cedric

John Liu as Abdul

Andy Marshall as Darren

Juliet Thompson as Mel

Ross Thompson as Folly, Igneous and Mrs. Grimwold

Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder

Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson

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11 Aug 2023S04E05 - It's Not An Audio Play, It's a Podcast Actually!00:52:38

CAUTION TEAM: Martin H has been experimenting with Audacity, and as such this episode features a stereo surprise that is best listened to using headphones.

Episode air date: 05/10/1990

Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk

Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans

We're back!

Our extended break has now come to an end, and we're returning with what is possibly the best episode of series 4 so far, not least because of the introduction of two interesting new obstacles for the team. One is the often overlooked Transporter Pad floor puzzle, whilst the other involves the introduction of a certain new corridor which has us "buzzing" with excitement...


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The Ultimate Dungeoneer Slayer' written by Martin Harder, performed by David X Newton

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16 Jul 2021S02E13 - The Poison Potion01:06:16

Team 1: Julian, Vaughan, Becca and Mary from Banbury. 

Team 2: Anthony, Alan, Mark and Darren from Ash, Hampshire. 

In which a Medusa is defeated, and a label is misread. 

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25 Dec 2020Inter-Season Special: Famous For Retreating - Part 300:20:55

Some  two-and-a-half years in the making, Famous For Retreating  is  the  first-ever audio play based in the universe of the Greater Game  of   Luck and Glory. Set approximately three years after the conclusion of    the TV series, the play adds substantial development to one character    who only got to appear in a few episodes, and also explores one of the    central characters, giving him a new origin, while explaining the    transitions that led to his emergence. Using themes and characters    devised by award-winning TV Producer Tim Child, Famous For Retreating   is a close study of some of the prominent personalities from the series    he created, attempting to flesh out their histories and to offer a  new   perspective on their motivations.

Treguard …………………………………………………….......... Ruzl Odoni
Stiletta/Salvania …………………………….................. Eleanor Booth-Davey
Lord Fear/Honesty Bartram ………………………. Martin Odoni
Majida/Heggatty …………………………………….......... Sue McPherson
Skarkill/Merlin ……………………………………………..… Alec Downs
Elita/Greystagg ……………………………………….......… Clare Speedie
Lady Brinkatore/Mellisandre …………………..… Vivienne Traill

Scriptwriters…..….…...….…...………......................…..Martin Odoni & Ricky Temple
Production Supervisor……………………..…...……Neal Sawyer
Post-Production Editor .........……………………..Martin Odoni

Title music (Hidden)………………………………………….. Matthew Oates
Incidental & credit music (Celestial Embrace) …………Soundrangers
Other incidental music ……..Royaltyfreemusic/Productiontrax.com

26 Jul 2024Knightmare: The Lost Series - Episode 400:29:29

Temporal Discussion are proud to be able to bring you an EXCLUSIVE audio series based on the Greater Game of luck and glory! Join Treguard as he hosts a new team's journey through the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare: The Lost Series
Episode 4 Cast

Jake Collins as Treguard, Lissard, Hordriss, Patrick Phelheim and Bookworm

Rosey Collins as Majida, Beth, Kimberlite, Helen and Flower Girl

Clym Angus as Danny

Melissa Chatterton as Callie

Catie Clark as Catherine

Amy Davies as Stephanie

John Hughes as Roland

Rebecca McCarthy as Hannah and Jane

Martin Odoni as Fatilla

Mike Tyson as Zain

Damon Wakes as Eddie

Written by Jake and Rosey Collins

Based on an original concept by Ross Thompson, which was in turn based on a concept and characters created by Tim Child.

Sound effects from Freesound

Edited by Jake Collins. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast.

Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke

31 Dec 2021Mid-Season Special: When Five Tribes go to War, Parts 3 & 400:58:46
The fourth era of the Dungeon Of Deceit is imminent, and it is a  time of  change; the Dungeon is growing fast and far beyond its old  boundaries, while some of the mightiest of its occupants, both light and  dark, are coming into conflict. When old alliances are broken by  treachery and greed, fresh alliances are formed as new protagonists  emerge, until five distinct factions – four of them forces for evil and  only one of them a force for good – take shape. Of these, it is the  faction controlled by the sorceress Malice that takes the initiative. While the Dungeon Master, Treguard of Dunshelm, tries to remain  impartial and above the conflicts raging in the Greater Game, the war  leads to chaos, death, and a new dominant evil that he simply must range  his forces against. Confusion is certain… When Five Tribes Go to War! Treguard ……………………………………………………… Ruzl Odoni Malice ………………………………………………… Helen Becconsall Pickle ……………………………………………………… Andy Marshall Aedric (Lord Fear)/Fatilla The Hun …………. Martin Odoni Morghanna/Mistress Goody(badwife) …….. Rosey Collins Merlin ……………………………………………………… Matt Richings Mogdred …………………………………………………. Martin Harder Hordriss the Confuser/Gumboil ………………… Jake Collins Skarkill ……………………………………………………… Ricky Temple Sir Hugh de Wittless ……………………………………… Adam Hall Written by Martin Odoni. Intro music ‘Return Of The Knights’ provided by Soundrangers, composer anonymous Outro music ‘Under The Surface’ composed by Sebastian Morawietz Trailer music “Two Tribes: Surrender Mix” composed & performed by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed by Martin Odoni Running time approximately one hundred and twenty minutes. Also thanks to Robin Barlow, David  Forester, Clare Speedie, Billy Hicks, Sue McPherson, Kieran O’Brien,  Emma Venvell, Saijal Mistry and Andrew ‘Snowcat’ Kenny. Originally published August-October 2010.
19 May 2023Mid-Season Special - The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E1100:29:06

We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Episode 11 Credits:

Jake Collins as Treguard, Gumboil, Granitas and Hordriss

Rosey Collins as Lena and Kerry

Gemma Dwarwood as Sarah and Tara

Becs Houghton-Berry as Selena

Andy Marshall as Tom

Ellie Marshall as Aisling

Ross Thompson as Giant, Mogdred, Daniel and Folly

Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins, with minor edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast.

Written by Jake Collins and Ross Thompson

Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke

29 Jul 2022S03E14 - Served With Extra Vegetables00:49:11

Team 1: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.

In which we learn that a charcoal fire isn't always the best option.

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08 Apr 2022S03E08 - The Unidentified Monk Who Definitely Isn't Mogdred01:04:13

Team 1: Ross, Gavin, Fu and Shahzad from Birmingham

Team 2: Kelly, Emma, Sarah and Tammy from Sea Palling, Norfolk

In which we have a surprisingly serious discussion about extinction of the dodo and the conservation efforts of the Kakapo.

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30 Jul 2021Mid-Season Special: The Dunshelm Players - All Washed Up00:18:35

Majida, Pickle, Folly and Motley have all seen better days, and  have all had better careers. We find them many years after the end of  the TV series, and they are now the serving staff in a tavern in the  Wolfglade. One evening, they have to wait on two new customers, one of  whom is revelling in the fame and fortune of a revived on-screen career,  the other of whom is called Daisy.

Made in response to YouTube's ‘Geek Week’ episode of Knightmare, All Washed Up is a comedy sketch put together by some of the Dunshelm Players regulars, with a few light-hearted barbs at one or two of KM-GW’s weaker ingredients.

Originally released in 2013.

Majida ……………………………… Rosey Collins 

Treguard/Folly ………………..... Jake Collins 

Daisy ……………………………….... Amy Davies 

Pickle …………………………….. Andy Marshall 

Motley ………………………... Ross Thompson

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11 Dec 2020Inter-Season Special: Famous For Retreating - Part 100:15:15

Links between the Twentieth Century and the era of the Dungeon  have been dormant for several years, but the civil war between ‘The  Powers-That-Be’ and ‘The Opposition’ continues. Caught between the two  forces in the conflict are the Grey Sisterhood, now resident in the new  colony of Ambrohame.

Desperate to renew her people’s dwindling powers, the Witch Queen  Greystagg sends an emissary, Heggatty, to seek out new sources of witch  amber. During her mission, Heggatty is attacked by the Opposition, and  needs Treguard and Stiletta to come to her aid.

Caught in a situation where combat is impossible, Treguard and  his mortal enemy, Lord Fear, must each battle with words to induce  terror in the other to decide the fate of the Grey Sisters… with the  balance of the entire war resting on the outcome.

Some two-and-a-half years in the making, Famous For Retreating  is the first-ever audio play based in the universe of the Greater Game  of Luck and Glory. Set approximately three years after the conclusion of  the TV series, the play adds substantial development to one character  who only got to appear in a few episodes, and also explores one of the  central characters, giving him a new origin, while explaining the  transitions that led to his emergence. Using themes and characters  devised by award-winning TV Producer Tim Child, Famous For Retreating is a close study of some of the prominent personalities from the series  he created, attempting to flesh out their histories and to offer a new  perspective on their motivations.

Treguard …………………………………………………….......... Ruzl Odoni
Stiletta/Salvania …………………………….................. Eleanor Booth-Davey
Lord Fear/Honesty Bartram ………………………. Martin Odoni
Majida/Heggatty …………………………………….......... Sue McPherson
Skarkill/Merlin ……………………………………………..… Alec Downs
Elita/Greystagg ……………………………………….......… Clare Speedie
Lady Brinkatore/Mellisandre …………………..… Vivienne Traill
Narrator …………….........................................……………. Martin Harder

Scriptwriters…..….…...….…...………......................…..Martin Odoni & Ricky Temple
Production Supervisor……………………..…...……Neal Sawyer
Post-Production Editor .........……………………..Martin Odoni

Title music (Hidden)………………………………………….. Matthew Oates
Incidental & credit music (Celestial Embrace) …………Soundrangers
Other incidental music ……..Royaltyfreemusic/Productiontrax.com

27 Nov 2020S01E07 - Folly vs. Cedric00:45:46

Team 6: Richard (dungeoneer), Jonathan, Paul and Edward from West Yorkshire.

In which the Jolly Jester faces off against the Mad Monk in a battle of wits!

Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke (Twitter)


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11 Mar 2022S03E07 - James and the Giant Pit00:38:21

Team 1: James, Philip, Pulok and Jamie from Ipswitch

Team 2: Ross, Gavin, Fu and Shahzad from Birmingham

In which we learn that you should always carry a rotten egg with you, in case you get eaten by a snake.

Listen out for our special Patreon-only competition in this episode!

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12 Aug 2022S3E15- "There's Me, There's Fictional Characters, There's Amoebae, Then There's You"00:55:41

Team 1: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.

Team 2: Christopher, James, Alex and Tim from Bristol

In which Morghanna breaks some glass.

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"Trip to the Heifer", a parody of Cornershop and Norman Cook's "Brimful of Asha - the Norman Cook Mix", was written by Drassil on the knightmare.com forums and has been used with his permission. The backing track is used for the purpose of parody.

14 Dec 2023S04E10 - Bright Eyes00:56:45

Episode air date: 9th November 1990

Team 5: Vicky, Sarah, Susanna and Katrina from Wymondham.

Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay

Today's episode is very much a game of two halves. We go from quite possibly one of the most entertainingly bad teams of series 4 to one of the greatest quests of the entire show! Along the way we talk about the Mandela effect in relation to a certain moment with a certain Dungeoneer, Martin H is tickled by the idea of Pickle's parrot, and we experience some pretty severe Déjà vu thanks to some Door Monster questions.

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26 Jan 2024S04E12 - Little Dicky01:03:52
WARNING: This episode has some rude bits! Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay. Episode air date: 23rd November 1990 We spend some more time in the company of one of the best teams ever to take on the Knightmare challenge, and we giggle a lot about immature things. Support us on Patreon Visit our Website  Check out our Redbubble Store Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from Zedge Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke News bumper by mikecharley (Fiverr).
21 Apr 2023Mid-Season Special: The Trial - Full Chat with Dungeoneers Jason Karl and Anthony Haig01:16:09

CAUTION TEAM - This episode features uncensored F-bombs!

Previously a Patreon exclusive, this is the full version of the Trial of the Two Knight Martins - including the discussion with Dungeoneers Anthony Haig and Jason Karl. We talk about many things, including the structural integrity of the Helmet of Justice, an accusation of cheating against Jason's team, and an interesting look behind the scenes of Knightmare.

Email your competition entries to podcast@knightmarepod.co.uk or send us a voice message via our Spotify page

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Ant Haig is an ambassador for Safe in Our World, a charity that aims to create and foster worldwide mental health awareness within the video game industry; to eliminate the stigma surrounding mental health, to make it a natural topic of discussion, and to promote the dialogue surrounding mental health so people are not afraid to reach out for help if they need it.


31 May 2024Knightmare: The Lost Series - Episode 100:28:32

Temporal Discussion are proud to be able to bring you an EXCLUSIVE audio series based on the Greater Game of luck and glory! Join Treguard as he hosts a new team's journey through the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare: The Lost Series

Episode 1 Cast

Jake Collins as Treguard, Tobias and Hordriss

Rosey Collins as Majida, Flora, Jane the Fool and Kimberlite

Catie Clark as Martha

Cammie Mile as Clare

Martin Odoni as Fatilla

Sharon Vennall as Ruby

Written by Rosey and Jake Collins, based on an original concept by Ross Thompson

Produced and edited by Jake Collins, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder

Sound effects from Freesound 

20 Oct 2023Knightmare Memories - The Gran Prize00:38:18

We take a more in-depth look at the entries to our Knightmare Memories competition. We share our opinions on your... er.... opinions, and we announce the winners of both the main competition and the Listener's Choice Award.

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18 Oct 2024TimeBusters Special - Stokesay Castle (with Jason Karl)01:24:06

Join Martin and Jason as they take a look at one of Broadsword Television's other shows, the CBBC show TimeBusters!

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TimeBusters on the Knightmare Lexicon

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