Strippers in the Attic (SITA Podcasting Ltd )
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| 10 Feb 2022 | Stripper Guide to Better Sex | 00:43:40 | |
Do you want to have the best sex of your life? Fine if not. Don’t listen to this episode. If you do, Buffy and Heaven have spent decades on the art of the sensual – and know the most important things to get right if you really want to blow your mind. Here’s the cheat sheet: conversation, confidence, care, calculation and calm. Yeah, that doesn’t help without the rest of their expertise – so you’ll have to hear them discuss heteroflexibility, famous French Canadians they have slept with, Puddles the VIP room squirter, sex with pregnant women and how the strip club as the coal face of desire can be the perfect classroom for real pleasure. If you have the right instructors. And lucky you – here they are. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 17 Feb 2022 | How To Talk To Anyone | 00:40:48 | |
Ever find it had to ask for what you want? Ever get stuck at a table with people you barely know/like? Need, in other words, Jedi conversation skills? Stripper tactics, my friend, are all about the chat. Get the private dance, get the client into the VIP, establish trust, draw out their darkest desires, make them addicted to you… Buffy and Heaven let you in on the tricks of the persuasion trade. And wander off track into horse fellatio, bisexual gangsters and Heaven’s startling anal sex fail. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 24 Feb 2022 | The real Magic Mike pt 1 – Joe Exotic | 00:46:24 | |
What’s the difference between male strippers and female strippers? Buffy and Heaven sit down with old hand Joe Exotic and find they have more in common than they thought. The trio compare epic fails from costume malfunctions through bad dancers to wildly uncomfortable encounters with audience members. Turns out women are way more inappropriate than men at strip shows – as Heaven recalls when narrowly escaping an invasive hen night and Joe Exotic describes the meet and grab sessions after every show. The one thing they don’t share? Cock ring malfunctions. Sex worker solidarity starts here. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 03 Mar 2022 | Ukrainian Crisis Appeal | 00:02:10 | |
Ukrainian Crisis Links This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 09 Mar 2022 | The real Magic Mike pt 2 – Tarzan | 00:46:56 | |
Tarzan from the original London cast of Magic Mike almost shocks the unshockable Buffy and Heaven describing the scratching, grabbing, stamping and even biting right through his clothing that happened every night when the female audience got overexcited. Buffy and Heaven wonder if women are bigger sex pests then men, if given the booze, the night, the naked skin and the grinding tunes. Plus cock socks, cut throat auditions, stripping as a community service and Heaven goes back to work. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 17 Mar 2022 | Mum, I'm a Stripper! | 00:42:02 | |
At some point every stripper gets asked – does your mother know? For our girls, damn right they do. With UK Mother’s Day upon us, we issued Mommy Buffy and Mummy Heaven with stripper names – first pet and first street lived on - and asked them to spill the tea. Snuggle Puss Ricardo (Mummy Heaven) had a strict Catholic upbringing but went on the road with a rock n roll band while Charlie Victoria (Mommy Buffy… you’d expect better from San Francisco) assumed Buffy would be a madam and also went on the road with a rock n roll band. Expect very bawdy songs and mothers who love their daughters. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 24 Mar 2022 | SITA Legends 1: Rose Wood | 01:18:42 | |
Buffy and Heaven welcome artist, activist and all round outrager Rose Wood, a child of the civil rights era with a life story that includes rooming in the Chelsea Hotel with Stormé DeLarverie – who threw the first punch at the Stonewall Riot, frequenting Studio 54, CBGBs and Crisco Disco in the 1970s, stripping in New York in the 1980s, sharing a bill with Dirty Martini, creating the darkest S&M based protest performance pieces you’ll ever see and having Buffy insert butt plugs into her live on stage at the Box. It’s a long story, an intense episode and essential listening. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 29 Mar 2022 | In the VIP with LADBible | 00:41:50 | |
Buffy and Heaven have been repping for strippers in the media almost since we launched. Big shout out to all our fans at the BBC, Grazia, the Times, the Guardian… and a big hello to Catherine Sloan! We could go on, but stripper skill number three: listen, don’t talk. Jake Massay at LADBible has backed us from the off. He interviewed us again for the second season, and we had such a ball we thought we’d share the chat on objectification, relationships, how to behave in a club and dancing with family. It’s a fitting end to season two – and we flag the start of something new. Stay with us, you beautiful freaks. Together we can go all the way. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 12 Aug 2022 | SITA on Tour: Sexy Positive Comedy vs Sex Positive Stripping | 00:13:14 | |
Our Strippers leave the Attic and head out on tour to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, to find the strippers best friend – comedians. From working vaudeville shows to the birth of alternative comedy in the Raymond Revue bar the professions have always shared more than just a stage. Now they share the incredibly intimate two inches of mouth space around our microphone. Best not mention our girls walking through a creche in full pleasers and see through tops… This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 12 Aug 2022 | SITA on Tour: little north London legend Grace Campbell | 00:39:22 | |
Could Buffy and Heaven have met their match? Could there be someone as filthy, funny and fearless as the Queens of ‘Casting? Well… possibly. Grace Campbell brings her A game to the quick quip verbal death match covering sex, drugs, crocs and goals and we find out who’s the last girl standing. Seconds out… Follow us! Instagram & Twitter This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 14 Aug 2022 | SITA on Tour: Jordan Gray, boobies and Batman | 00:38:24 | |
Heaven and Buffy explore Edinburgh’s Pubic Triangle of strip clubs and fall in love with Jordan Gray, who’s tearing the Edinburgh Fringe a new one with a happy finish that you wouldn’t believe. They swap tips on boob jobs, shaving techniques, p-dazzling and why the world needs a female Beethoven with a serious coke habit. Same old same old, in other words. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 15 Aug 2022 | SITA on Tour: Mary Beth Barone, why comics would make great strippers | 00:34:10 | |
US stand up Mary Beth Barone swaps tales with Buffy of America’s weird teen modelling schools – our girl took part in some weird stuff long before this podcast - while Heaven reveals her first sexy photo shoot with a super cute satanic twist and there’s an act beyond description with a window, a laptop and a condom. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 16 Aug 2022 | SITA on Tour: the anti-climax | 00:06:16 | |
Our heroes are back home leaving broken hearts and empty wallets across the Fringe. A brief reflection on what we’ve learned plus news of season three. Season three, you beautiful freaks, imagine that… And we’ve hit 100,000 downloads thanks to you. Stick with us and anything’s possible. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 05 Jan 2023 | Stripper Truth 1: the New Year New You industry | 00:39:44 | |
January is pulling on its fishnets again and people are throwing around resolutions like dollar bills in a Miami strip bar. Should you reinvent yourself or are you perfect as you are? Buffy and Heaven think both are toxic. There’s no ideal shape in the VIP so don’t bust a gut trying to bust your gut. But if you’re not happy, do what it takes to feel confident. Bottom line? Find your niche, work your angle, make your money. Here’s how. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 12 Jan 2023 | Models vs strippers | 00:40:50 | |
Both parade on a stage wearing very few clothes. Both entertain older men in private rooms. One does so for no money at the instruction of agencies who exploit them. The other controls their earnings and the men they work with keep them safe. Guess which one’s acceptable at dinner parties? Buffy and Heaven try to work out the morality of a society that venerates exploited skinny teenage models and sneers at strippers who earn a decent living and enjoy their body shape. Go figure. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 19 Jan 2023 | Inside the Strip Club Changing Room | 00:47:14 | |
Our heroes set out to explore the holy of holies, the favourite flava, the inner sanctum of the strip club – the changing room. On the way they’re knocked off course by a billionaire at a sex party but settle down to celebrate the United Nations of Naked – Brazilians, Ukrainians, Russians, Moldovans, Essexians and Cockeny’s all gathered to gossip, swear, shave, share and howl with laughter while creating glamour from chaos. We meet Disco Dan, Mandy’s burger handbag, the clit ring initiation and a forest of pleasers at the top of the stairs. It’s like a stripper fairy tale from the Sisters Grimm. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 26 Jan 2023 | Miami Vice - a Stripper Story | 00:51:30 | |
Strip clubs in Miami are a little different. Tootsie’s Cabaret is a 74,000 square foot two storey behemoth where Drake likes a shoulder rub. E11even (that’s eleven if you don’t speak Miami) was the first to accept bitcoin, has its own penthouses and Drake kissed Rhianna there. Booby Trap Strip Club has four branches, offers free lunch and last year Drake gave every dancer a Chanel bag. More importantly, Buffy and Heaven both worked the city and our heroes explain Miami insanity from weird celebs to a club called Wonderland, where the main thing you wonder is – what on earth am I doing in here? This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 02 Feb 2023 | Why strippers are the best friends | 00:38:04 | |
Rhianna steal your style? A stripper has your back. Need to change your life up? A stripper knows the advice. Another epic work fail? A stripper’s got the work around. To prove the point our heroes reminisce with Frankie, the Ninja Stripper Queen, to explain how to chat up a chair, survive champagne induced BV, wake your mate for some necessary pleasure and nail it all no matter what. Epic tales from the stages of Basildon, Magaluf and Shoreditch with love but no filter. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 09 Feb 2023 | Be My Stripper Valentine | 00:43:58 | |
St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs for trying to convert the emperor so we celebrate his death with flowers and chocolates, obvs. You might not believe it, but a strip club can be very romantic. Maybe not for a first date, Travis Bickle, but if you’re lucky enough to VIP with Buffy and Heaven they have tricks to teach you, ways to know you, ideas to improve you and a faith in the outcome of love. Mostly. They’ve also got the usual tales of bodily malfunctions, weird sex fails and the old conundrum – what do you do if you’re naked, covered in baby oil and in a house with no shower? Listen in to find out. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 13 Feb 2023 | Sunset Strip- end of an era | 00:01:26 | |
Tragic stripper news - Heaven's first ever club and Soho's final strip club Sunset Strip is closing down after over 70 years in business. Join us February 15th 2023 in saying goodbye to this Soho institution. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 16 Feb 2023 | Strippers, drugs & rock n' roll | 00:41:21 | |
Yeah, this one comes with a trigger warning. Three trigger warnings, to be precise. But, if you’ve listened to any previous episodes you know the kind of thrills our duo trigger. Let’s just point out that ‘dry humping my ankle’, ‘hairy asshole’, ‘he struggles with his desire to bang me with his friend and love Jesus at the same time’ and a dancing clitoris are not included in the trigger warning. So, you know you have to listen… Oh yes, and Heaven explains how WD40 was her entry drug. Seriously. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 23 Feb 2023 | Who’s the Stripper Daddy? | 00:48:48 | |
How did Buffy get to be so Buffy? How do you make that woman? We track down Poppa Buffy and within seconds find out. From tales of nuns, morphine and the most unlikely midnight visitation to Miles Davies to gangsters to… honestly, his life makes the rest of this podcast seem kinda vanilla. We’re serious. Probably the least interesting part is when we ask what he thinks of his daughter being a stripper. This man has a life you can only dream of. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 02 Mar 2023 | Stripping on Stage – an Expert’s Guide | 01:01:44 | |
Our heroes left the Attic when lockdown lifted and are back where they belong – in the club, working the VIP and bringing joy to an uncertain world. But it all starts on stage… whether it’s a lure for private dances, a dollar bill scrapping earner or a place where the coolest dancers express their crazy sexy hearts it’s the part of the club most punters and newbies think they understand. Trust us. You don’t. Settle in for an extended episode of everyone’s favourite strippers with attitude. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 30 Nov 2023 | Mindgames and money: The Science of Stripping Season | 00:40:58 | |
Buffy and Heaven, everyone’s favourite dancing duo, explore the psychological manipulation that strippers deploy – sometimes accidentally – to part gentleman from their cash. It has very little to do with how you look and everything to do with what you say. Frankly it’s a superpower. They discuss the nuance of NLP, the cunning of coding and the art of anchoring as well as hairplay, dumbplay, wizardplay and sugarbabyplay all in the interests of helping wallets empty. There are also some truly shocking accents. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 07 Dec 2023 | Vamping in the VIP: The Science of Stripping Season | 00:44:16 | |
What goes in the VIP stays in the VIP. Until now. Buffy and Heaven invite you to spend 45 mins in the holy of holies with them and, just this once, you don’t have to pay up front. They explain how to shake your money maker and ensure you make your money, from knowing your booth – Buffy chooses hers based on the right lighting; Heaven just likes the naughty corner – to covering up alarming body noises to keep the sensual vibe. If you ever wanted to learn the tease in strip tease this is place. Plus the art of butt bumping, the skill of time keeping and the mystery of the golden move. Word of warning: you will never look at a pint of Guinness in the same way again. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 13 Dec 2023 | How to upgrade your VIP: The Science of Stripping | 00:41:26 | |
More ho science from SITA Labs, with tips and tricks on working the private dance. Our girls love the stage but the VIP’s where they make their money, although Buffy’s metaverse earnings multiplier is not advised unless you’re true ninja level. We learn the value of insinuation, camera pantomime, the Heaven theory of time, the ‘how to re-up’ controversy and breaking into the low spending wallet. Plus – civilians! Make your bedroom into a VIP. Remember the BDP: bantz, dance, pants and always take cash in advance. Trigger warning – although if you’ve made it this far, we figure you’re unshockable – there’s a discussion of abortion that would make a Texas judge weep. Buffy says hi, Justice Nathan L. Hecht… This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 20 Dec 2023 | The Power of Ho Ho Ho Science: The Science of Stripping | 00:39:44 | |
Our post-grad bad girls slip on their lab coats – you should see them in lab coats – and apply their Bunsen burner to strong men’s dreams. This week they apply the Myers Briggs test to explain stripper archetypes. Understand uber stripper Chelsea the Commander who will intimidate you into spending whether you want to or not. Quail at Vivienne the Debater who’ll talk you out of your rent money, your kid’s college fund and the next day you can’t remember why. Or Kelise the NLP Jedi (NAME SPELLING)?? who can rinse you using all of the above and having you coming back tomorrow to do it all over again. Is it ho science, bro science, pseudo-science or no science? Honestly, you’re so clever, maybe you should explain it to us. And we love your shirt. Come over to the VIP. And bring your wallet.
(Heaven is a Mediator and Buffy is a Campaigner if you must know.)
This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 28 Dec 2023 | Making Money from the Moon: The Science of Stripping | 00:38:18 | |
Heaven wrestles the curse of the full moon and the mystery of the missing green Croc. Buffy channels Carrie without the killing and investigates the secret of the Mooncup. Plus, our lascivious lab techs study the science of cycles thanks to the University of New Mexico’s revelation concerning the correlation between ovulation and stripper’s earnings. Don’t be fazed by the phases, in short, because all good boys pay a roundie.
This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 03 Jan 2024 | Applying all We Have Learned: The Science of Stripping | 00:37:28 | |
Buffy and Heaven research the Stripper version of the Unified Field Theory – applying the science to life after stripping. What else can stretch the body and the brain as much as a busy Saturday night in the club? Fortunately, we discover how sex worker ninja skills can be deployed on movie sets, in dungeons, at parties, and in helping civilians getting the most out of their sex lives. Plus we dig into the heart of the ho life – with the usual levels of hapless chaos. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 19 Dec 2024 | Stairway to Heaven | 00:32:32 | |
Welcome to part two and thank you for staying with us. The story so far – Heaven’s in hospital. Buffy is worried. And this episode is a whole new way of storytelling. It’s the voice notes between two friends when one is in trouble. Things don’t get more intimate than this. Episode two - Stairway to Heaven. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 19 Dec 2024 | All This and Heaven Too | 00:34:42 | |
Part three of the adventure of Heaven’s breasts. In which Heaven reflects on what she’s learned, Buffy reflects on why she hasn’t learned quite as much as she thinks she has, and we learn an awful lot about how men look at women when their breasts change size. Spoiler alert – it makes a difference. You’ll be relieved to find our heroes regret nothing. Never apologise, never explain, just tip your dancer in cash. Episode three - All This and Heaven Too. Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 18 Dec 2024 | Heaven Can’t Wait | 00:38:30 | |
Don’t call it a comeback, though we’ve been away too long. Here’s why. And remember, every now and then, the talk in VIP gets serious. Every now and then we connect. And so it’s time to let you in on something we’ve been dealing with for a while. Heaven’s breasts have had a starring role in pretty much every episode, but breast enlargement can cost more than cash. This is the story of what can go wrong and it’s a quiet word of warning that when it comes to surgery, always read the small print. As befits our first ever epic it’s a trilogy. And don’t worry. It’s funny. Most of the time. Episode one – Heaven Can’t Wait. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 05 Mar 2025 | Anora vs SITA - Stripper Stories | 00:35:12 | |
Never underestimate a stripper. Five Oscars for Anora, including Mikey Madison who shouted out sex workers when accepting the bald gold guy (now that’s what we call a whale). Our heroes cast their expert eyes over the film, and tell their own tales of whale fishing, clients who want to take you away and the girls that marry the men in the club. Even Vanya ain’t running from Buffy and Heaven. Check out the Modern Whore HERE This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 12 Mar 2025 | SITA vs Hollywood: Getting Strippers Wrong (and terribly right…) | 00:37:14 | |
We check in on Heaven’s plastic surgery journey (and trust us, it’s a journey) before despairing at Hollywood’s stripper obsession. We mourn Flashdance’s shamefest fail: ballerina/welder/sensual dancer dating her stalker and dragging her stripper friend out of the club mid-shift. That’s no way to save-a-ho. We struggle with Demi Moore’s ill-advised Striptease although it’s saved, as all things are, by Burt Reynolds. We love the trashy Showgirls for the most unhinged lap dance in history, and then we really settle in - which films get it right, which get it disastrously wrong, and why every Hollywood stripper seems to be running from something. Still, at least they’ve stopped killing strippers as a plot device. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 15 Nov 2020 | Teaser | 00:01:36 | |
Welcome to Strippers in the Attic. Premiering Dec 3rd 2020 This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 03 Dec 2020 | First Time | 00:33:06 | |
Have you ever wondered how one would go about becoming a Stripper? In today's episode our co-hosts Buffy Love and Heaven reminisce over their first ever audition at a strip club. We hear Heaven explain to us how musical theatre and stripping do not necessarily go hand in hand whilst Buffy gives us the low down on ‘down low grooming’ stripper style! Follow us! Instagram & Twitter This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 10 Dec 2020 | Stripper 101 | 00:52:18 | |
In todays episode Buffy and Heaven talk us through their top tips for becoming a baby stripper. We hear about how to mould your ‘Pleasers’ to your feet and what a ‘Pleaser’ even is as well as the do’s and don’ts when it comes to going under the knife in the name of Stripping. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 17 Dec 2020 | Christmas Special | 00:42:22 | |
Holiday Special- Holidays in strip clubs are special times... you might wonder what kind of client chooses to spend Christmas Day in a strip club, but the answer is wide and varied. And is the average Christmas day punter a spender or do they grip onto their money like it’s a present from Santa himself? In this episode Buffy and Heaven recount their favourite things about holidays at work. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 24 Dec 2020 | Christmas Bonus | 00:19:42 | |
Our Christmas bonus episode Buffy and Heaven round up December's festivities with their version of the traditional ‘night before Christmas’ poem - stripper style of course! Join us for NYE 🥳 tickets available HERE Follow us! Instagram & Twitter This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 07 Jan 2021 | Stripper Resilience | 00:37:34 | |
After a wrecking ball of a year Buffy and heaven remind you that with failure comes resilience! Our hosts recount some of their most epic fails during their stripping careers. Buffy explains why you should always read hotel reviews before paying upfront and Heaven lets us in on on a pretty embarrassing incident involving a plunger. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 14 Jan 2021 | Strippers 102 | 00:31:20 | |
Following on from our previous episode ‘Strippers 101’ our hosts give you a deeper insight in the rules and regulations of the stripping game. In this episode you will hear Buffy and Heaven talk about the hard truths of finances and give advice on how to be the ‘Entertainer’ and not the ‘Entertainment’. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 21 Jan 2021 | Client Types - the three Ws | 00:39:28 | |
Whales, Women and Weirdos! This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 28 Jan 2021 | Vegas Nostalgia | 00:17:10 | |
This week Buffy & Heaven get snowed in and are unable to record their full episode, so instead they take you on a short but sweet trip to Las Vegas, Nevada - home to strip clubs, casinos and people asking to get arrested. Be sure to tune in next week for our usual full length episode discussing the east ends most popular client - City Boy! This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 11 Feb 2021 | How To Date A Stripper | 00:35:52 | |
So… how can I date you? The question on so many men’s lips as they fall under the spell of another stripper. Usually followed by – I don’t want to pay for VIP, I just want to take you for dinner. This week’s Valentine’s Day episode answers that question and explores the often surprising places love in its various forms can be found in the strip club. Plus, Buffy and Heaven tell cautionary tales of romantic fails. Tender moments, alarming discoveries and the worst possible way to discover your husband was at a strip club on the day of love… This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 18 Feb 2021 | Sneak Peek | 00:02:06 | |
This week Buffy & Heaven are unable to record their full episode as they decided to take a pause for some self care recharging. Instead Buffy gives you a sneak peek on what's in store next week for our usual full length episode discussing the day shift and how strippers manage to combat boredom. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 25 Feb 2021 | Day Shift | 00:35:20 | |
The day shift - when a strip club feels like a dentists waiting room... Girls scattered about the place, bored out of their minds, watching the clock tick by one minute at a time. In this seasons penultimate episode, Buffy and Heaven recall dancing for ‘Wednesday Frank’ and ‘The Strangler’ whilst the smell of someone’s microwaved lunch fills the air... learn how the stripper life can be perfect training for lockdown. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 04 Mar 2021 | The Climax | 00:15:30 | |
Welcome to la petite mort - the final episode where Buffy and Heaven say farewell, and discuss what they have learned and what they have taught since the first breath of Strippers In The Attic. And yet... there is always a tease to these strippers. Nothing is ever the end, as long as the punters ask for more. The club may be closing for now but the doors will reopen soon. Buffy and Heaven will be back for a brand nude series in the summer and, if you’re good, a real, in the skin, live show this autumn. Don’t touch that dial. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 19 Aug 2021 | Zola vs SITA - Stripper Stories | 00:32:30 | |
Buffy and Heaven go to the movies to review Zola, Janicza Bravo's riotous true story of a stripper whose ho trip gets way out of control. As professionals they're impressed - could this be the Best Ever Portrayal of Strippers Onscreen? And they reveal how close they've both come to their own versions of Zola's story... This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 09 Dec 2021 | Megan Prescott - Working In The Skin(s) Trade | 00:56:06 | |
Welcoming regulars back to the club, Buffy and Heaven take it to the VIP level, with season two’s opener featuring Megan Prescott - old friend, fellow stripper and beloved Skins star, who’s first brush with performance was as Katie Fitch in the hit channel 4 series. Prescott talks showbiz and the complex economy of women disrobing in the public eye. What’s the difference between removing your clothes for a director and removing them for a customer? The answer, says Meg, is you get more control and more of the money with the latter. Uproarious anecdotes, dressing room banter and things you people wouldn’t believe as the Strippers poke their heads out of the Attic and ask if everyone’s safe now. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 30 Dec 2021 | Stripper Tactics with Chelsea | 00:37:22 | |
Buffy and Heaven meet the ninja Jedi master stripper Chelsea who’s travelled the world breaking hearts and emptying wallets with skills you people wouldn’t believe. She shares secrets, tricks and tips that would fleece everyone from Snoop Dogg to Warren Buffett and have them coming back for more. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 16 Dec 2021 | Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Stripper | 01:02:00 | |
Ever wanted to be more confident? Able to get what you want with a range of subtle skills? 2022 is looming. Perhaps you’d like to earn more this year, or take more control of situations in the workplace? What you need is to think a little more like a stripper. Let Buffy and Heaven – whose years in the strip club have given them client facing tactics you wouldn’t believe – let you in on a few secrets. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 23 Dec 2021 | Have Yourself a Stripper Little Christmas | 00:29:38 | |
At Christmas it’s all about the giving and the ho ho ho’s – so Buffy and Heaven survey strippers across the world to discover just what devoted clients choose to give the girls who unwrap themselves for a living. The answers are… bizarre. Yet another insight into the insanity of seasonal strip club shenanigans from the stocking fillers of your dreams. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 06 Jan 2022 | Valerie is Stunning | 00:42:18 | |
Queen of the Strippers, Ice Cream Daddy and Vegas legend Valerie Stunning joins Buffy on our heroine’s winter tour of Nevada’s sin city to discuss global disrobing, the arcane world of the featured stripper, blood, sex and ice cream. Ms Stunning is a community organizer, veteran Stripper and founder and Head Creamstress of Paradise City Creamery. Find out all about her here… Follow us! Instagram & Twitter This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 13 Jan 2022 | The One and Only Vivian | 00:39:30 | |
Buffy’s Vegas adventures continue with the awesome Miss Vivian offering blow by blow advice on how to secure $1000 in 15 minutes flat. Without blowing anything. For an encore, she’ll tell you the psychological tricks that secure 100% tips every time. Whether you’re a veteran of the pole or looking for a new year pay rise this is essential listening This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 20 Jan 2022 | Buffy Back Onstage in Vegas | 00:39:52 | |
The first rule of Strip Club? You do talk about Strip Club. Tyler watches Buffy as she steps onto the Vegas stage at Palomino’s – the strip club Tarantino would have built if that was his bag – for the first time in years. Heaven adds her own world view from Blighty covering office work where blow jobs are in the job spec, Stephen Hawking and reads emails that break every rule of… well everything. It’s a red pill episode folks. Buckle up. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 27 Jan 2022 | Stripper 103 - Body Confidence | 00:43:04 | |
Low confidence day? Woken up with all the bad feels? Not loving your hair, your skin, your body? No disrespect, but Buffy and Heaven, after years in the product testing department of The Factory of Love, are here to tell you – you’re wrong. Learn why the biggest earning strippers are the oldest in the club. Understand how attitude and wordplay are often the only things you need. Realise that the opposite sex isn’t looking for perfection – they’re looking for intimacy. It being our duo, we get sidetracked into arsehole hair, but what are you going to do? It’s SITA not Sesame Street. Either way, we love a big bird. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||
| 03 Feb 2022 | Heaven’s Stripper Sister | 00:45:06 | |
Heaven and her sister Skyler – also a stripper – disturb Buffy with stories of their Australian tour through biker run clubs like the Voodoo Lounge (think Dusk Til Dawn but without the vampires… hopefully). Understand why courgettes beat carrots in the vegetable double penetration show, how to survive on six almonds a day, porn star Buck Parties, forehead dildo unicorns and the Sister Act version of living their best life. Albeit with some alarming health and safety issues. Buffy has questions. As will you. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee. | |||