Spitballers Comedy Podcast (Comedy Podcast)
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| 04 Mar 2019 | 37: Disney Character Battle Royale - Funny Podcast | 00:54:57 | |
What do you do when you find yourself in the wrong bathroom? Would you rather be an android amongst humans or a human amongst androids? Jason barely made it into the studio to help the fellas weigh in on these very important questions for you today. The episode concludes with a Disney Character Battle Royale draft and the guys have their own battle to determine what defines a Disney character. Be sure to subscribe to enjoy every episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 09 Mar 2020 | 89: Throwing Fruit & Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Athletes | 00:52:30 | |
We’re back with more comedy for your Monday! On today’s show, we get into some very serious debates. Would you rather have your parents read all of your texts or your children? How many times is it ok to reuse the same bath towel before washing it? What fruit or vegetable can be thrown the furthest? We then construct a Mt. Rushmore by drafting iconic athletes. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 09 Jul 2018 | 4: Mysterious Money and Superhero Showdowns - Comedy Podcast | 00:51:27 | |
The guys tell you what to do if you find a million dollars in the forrest under the creepiest possible circumstances. There's also another mock draft this week! They'll be building their own avengers style team of heroes. Finally, you might just learn something about the difference in men vs women when it comes to Spanx. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 22 Oct 2018 | 19: A Numbers Game and Shark Attacks - Comedy Podcast | 00:47:15 | |
Today's show is full of terrifying beasts including sharks, zombies, and dinosaurs. We also find out how good Jason is at guessing numbers and get an insight into just how smart (or not smart) he might be. Lot's of interesting situations, great questions, and bizarre would you rather questions. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 24 Jun 2019 | 53: An On-Air Injury & Creating A Concert - Fun Podcast | 00:54:44 | |
After a brutal on-air injury, Jason wonders if he will ever sit again. Then, Andy accidentally reveals the secret identity of Producer Borland. After some compelling ‘Would You Rather’ and ‘Great Questions’, we dive into a draft to create the best lineup for our first annual Spitballapalooza music festival. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Connect with the show: Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 25 Mar 2019 | 40: Ex-Girlfriend Tattoos and the Best TV Jingles | 00:55:56 | |
We’ve got a jam-packed episode for you today! Would you rather have your future in the hands of a fake surgeon or a fake defense attorney? Now that you are in a new relationship, what do you do about that tattoo on your back with your ex-girlfriend’s name? If you ask a waiter for a food recommendation, is it rude to pick something else? Andy, Michael, Jason are continuing to answer some of life’s most important questions. We wrap this episode with a draft that will have you randomly singing all week long - Best TV Jingles. Enjoy another hilarious episode of the Spitballers Podcast!
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| 11 Nov 2019 | 72: I’m So Rich and Fancy | 01:01:59 | |
The wheels fall off early on this episode. We start by diving deep into a strange flex from one of our listeners. Then we have some serious faux pas during a discussion on human anatomy. We revisit Jason’s presidential campaign as he decides who the best ‘running’ mate would be. We deep fry this episode with a draft of the ‘Best State Fair Foods’. Do not miss this funny show.
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| 08 Jun 2020 | 102: School Bus Criminals & The Lone Survivor | 01:03:56 | |
The time has come for us to improve more lives with some of the best life advice money can buy. We help out with some listener conundrums such as neighbors who expect favors, parental guitar lessons, and proper bidet usage. We also discuss some of the terrible things that take place on a school bus. We close out the show with an awesome apocalyptic draft that you don’t want to miss. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 03 Dec 2018 | 25: Selfless Socks and the Best Potato Chips - Comedy Podcast | 00:52:00 | |
Saving the earth can come in many forms. Clearly the Spitballers podcast's main mission to to rescue the world, but the ways in which the planet will be saved by these three buffoons might surprise you. At least you'll learn the most selfish ways to help others and find some laughs along the way. We also have a true battle over the best Potato Chips including debate on what really defines a potato chip. See? Serious stuff! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 12 Aug 2019 | 60: An Awkward Funeral Announcement & A Melodic Battle Royale - Spitballers Comedy Show | 00:48:40 | |
Even amongst the madness of fantasy football season, we made sure to get into Spitballers Studios to brighten Mondays around the world. On today’s episode, we have some difficult ‘Would You Rather’ questions as well as some ‘Great Questions’. Thank you to all the official #Spitwads out there for supporting the show and submitting some great content ideas. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 01 Jun 2020 | 101: Butt Breathing & The Weakest Link | 00:49:48 | |
Our most requested segment is back today! Liar Liar! Once again, the guys put their intellect up against the clever Owl. Will this be the first time one of the hosts can see through all the lies? But before that, we discuss some ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios involving chewing someone else’s gum, wearing dirty clothes for a week, and finding the Holy Grail. We finish this episode off with a battle royale draft with a twist. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 12 Oct 2020 | 119: Trash Burglar & The Worst Halloween Candy | 00:59:33 | |
On today’s show, we spend far too much time trying to define & describe heartburn. It is much more complicated than one would imagine. We also figure out what’s got Jason tasting his underwear when he puts them on, and what’s got the guys peeking into their neighbor’s trash cans. We close down this episode with a draft of the worst Halloween candies. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 30 Nov 2020 | 126: Air Mattress Casualty & The Best Cookies | 01:02:04 | |
On today’s episode, we talk about the best Disney sidekicks, a house with a view, and sleeping on our neighbor’s lawn. We also give you updated standings on all of our previous draft polls. We close it down with a draft of our favorite cookies! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 04 Jan 2021 | 131: Spitballers Classics: Sharing Your Toothbrush With WHO?! | 00:53:10 | |
We will be back next week with a great, fresh episode. But until then, enjoy another fantastic show from the Spitballers archives --- On today’s episode, we discover some of the roles Jason was born to play on the big stage. We also have another fantastic edition of Liar, Liar! Will a winner emerge or will Owl stump the trio? We close out the episode drafting movie characters for our laser tag teams! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 18 May 2020 | 99: Chinese Gorillas with Rifles & The Best Cartoon Animals | 01:00:05 | |
What’s got Jason splitting his khakis? Find out on today’s show! We also delve into a hostile ant takeover, picking our favorite family members, and the appropriateness of winking. We wrap up the show with a draft of our favorite cartoon animals. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 23 Nov 2020 | 125: Low-T Moose & The Worst Minor Inconveniences | 01:04:28 | |
Tune into today’s episode to find out what’s got Owl’s ears ringing. Then stick around to hear the guys discuss tv binging preferences, moose antlers, tipping etiquette, and dead pets. Lastly, the show is wrapped up with a draft of the worst minor inconveniences. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 04 Feb 2019 | 32: Andy's Childhood Tape and Me Pee Pee Da Bed | 00:57:11 | |
Sweet mercy there are some can't miss moments on this episode. Between asking and answering questions, stories of wetting the bed, and the most incredibly timed question ever imagined you will enjoy this episode. A lot of people have been waiting to hear what is on Andy's cassette tape from his childhood and you won't be disappointed. Be sure to subscribe, review, and share the Spitballers Comedy Podcast with your friends! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 29 Apr 2019 | 45: Punching a Whale and Game of Thrones Character Battle - Funny Podcast | 00:51:13 | |
With some serious cash on the line, what is the heaviest animal you think you could knock out with one punch? Are you entitled to a cut of the winnings if a friend uses your money to hit big on the lotto? The guys take a trip to the ‘Situation Room’ to explore these conundrums. We then dive into some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before climaxing the show with a long awaited Game of Thrones Battle Royale draft! Don’t miss this funny episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 17 Sep 2018 | 14: A Scary Situation and a Cartoon Kid Gets DESTROYED! - Comedy Podcast | 00:43:53 | |
The situation room is terrifying today! Jason literally screams out load as he cannot control his emotions in a genuine act of hilarity. Some weird stuff in today's show from seeing your clone to being stranded on an island together. But there are some funny GEMS on today's episode including the introduction of Gargantula and the smackdown of the most annoying cartoon in history. Don't miss this episode of the Spitballers! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 25 May 2020 | 100: Favorite Show Moments & Honey I Shrunk The Draft | 01:14:16 | |
EPISODE 100! They said it couldn’t & wouldn’t be done. And to be honest, we were never certain either. But thanks to your loyal support - the potty talk, dad jokes, & family friendly humor has prevailed. On today’s episode we take a look back at some of YOUR favorite show moments. We close this one out with a hilarious, brand new, mini-draft. Tune in! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 03 Jun 2019 | 50: Manslaughter Merging and The Best Video Games - Comedy Podcast | 01:03:59 | |
EPISODE 50! We did it, World! Today, a ‘Would You Rather’ question that would actually help Mike’s resting angry face problem. We also discuss the appropriate time to merge when construction forces traffic to one lane. And finally, we give the people what they have been requesting for so long… The Best Video Games of all time draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 10 Sep 2018 | 13: Pizza Toppings and Shriveled Sacks - Funny Podcast! | 00:45:15 | |
You do not want to miss the Pizza Toppings Mock Draft! There is a special topping description that you are sure to enjoy. Some absolutely great questions on today's episode that deal with hypothetical money and our deepest wishes. There's also perhaps the best "Would You Rather" question of all time. The funny moments are throughout and you're sure to love this Spitballers Comedy Podcast. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 21 Jan 2019 | 30: He's So Hot Right Now and TV Show Theme Songs | 00:54:58 | |
Thank you Spitwads for ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS! Today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast has several gut-busting moments. We learn some (awful) parenting tricks usually reserved for cats and we answer the age-old question of when to wet your toothbrush. It gets heated... in more ways than one today. We finish it up by drafting the most memorable TV show theme songs of all time. Enjoy the episode and share with your friends! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 31 Dec 2018 | 27: Game Show Immortality and Scary Monsters - Comedy Podcast | 00:44:26 | |
We're back to kick off the new year with some family friendly nonsense. On today's show, we have some "Would You Rather" and "Great Questions" that lead us into some interesting debates like, how long do you go without correcting someone who gets your name wrong? We finish it all off with another Mock Draft, assembling the scariest team of movie monsters. Enjoy! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 06 Jan 2020 | 80: Sharing Your Toothbrush With WHO?! | 00:53:36 | |
Happy New Year Spitwads! We are back at it with some great new content. On today’s episode, we discover some of the roles Jason was born to play on the big stage. We also have another fantastic edition of Liar, Liar! Will a winner emerge or will Owl stump the trio? We close out the episode drafting movie characters for our laser tag teams! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 14 Jan 2019 | 29: Smelling Problems and Getting out of Chores - Comedy Podcast | 00:50:37 | |
It's been a while since we've had a Situation Room experience on the podcast, but the wait is over! Serious, life changing situations like moving your nose to other parts of your body. Important stuff. We also figure out exactly what the worst chores are that you should want to get out of and what songs we probably shouldn't know all the lyrics to. Enjoy today's episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 02 Jul 2018 | 3: Roundhouse Farts and Scary Movies - Comedy Podcast | 00:47:30 | |
Comedy for the entire family this week as Andy, Mike, and Jason discuss what movies terrified them as children. They also help a woman figure out how to deal with her handsome pokemon loving boyfriend. Finally, they also introduce a brand new segment, "That's a great question." In the end, the only thing everyone will remember is the roundhouse fart heard round the world. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 14 Dec 2020 | 128: Dirty Elbows & Our Favorite Emojis | 01:04:02 | |
On today’s show, we debate hot topics like spending a year on a submarine, stealing out of tip jars, and holding hands whilst crossing the street. We also continue to be public servants by answering some of life’s greatest questions. We put a ribbon on this episode with a draft of our favorite and most used emojis! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 26 Oct 2020 | 121: Don’t Do Murder & Our Biggest Fears | 01:07:54 | |
Kids: Don’t do murder! We don’t even have a ‘Life Advice’ segment on the show today, but here we are, handing out some solid bonus counsel. We also talk about killer clowns, seedless watermelons, and Jason’s first kiss. We button up the show with a draft of our scariest fears & phobias! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 13 Jan 2020 | 81: I Think I Swallowed A Clementine! | 00:56:37 | |
Calling all doctors! Please listen & write in to help us diagnose Jason’s medical condition… Also on today’s show, by popular demand, we hit Jason with a surprise new segment. Long time listeners can probably guess what it is in 60 seconds or less. As always, we have some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before we head into the ‘Situation Room’. We close out this episode by drafting ‘Best Colors’ and the guys must rationalize why their picks are the best. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 20 Aug 2018 | 10: The Best and Worst Pranks and a Seriously Evil Mock Draft - Comedy Podcast | 00:46:08 | |
Today's episode is pretty funny as the guys start out tackling a number of great questions including the horrible question of "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" As usual, the Spitballers are forced to choose what they would rather have in ridiculously funny "Would You Rather" questions. Of course the show concludes with a seriously evil mock draft that might just give you nightmares. Be sure to review this funny podcast and follow the show on twitter @SpitBallersPod. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 20 Jan 2020 | 82: This Is My Fart Room | 00:54:20 | |
Hey Spitwads! ‘Is This Real Life’ is back in the lineup today! Come along and find out what headlines had the fellas scratching their heads in disbelief. We also get into some great ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios, as always. We polish off this episode with a draft of the best movie props to display in your home. Don’t miss this one! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 05 Oct 2020 | 118: Owl Gets Fired & A Craft Store Battle | 01:04:22 | |
We’ve got a Liar, Liar segment on the show today ensuring that this episode is not only extremely entertaining - but educational. But first, we discuss life in a world of invisible people, super smart pets, and life without YouTube. We end the show with a fight to the death inside a craft supply store. Somewhere along the way, Owl loses his job. Don’t miss this show! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 24 Aug 2020 | 113: Plumbing Problems & The Best Veggies | 01:09:36 | |
Today’s show is packed full of laughs. We debate important choices like: poison belly button darts vs. corrosive acid spit and cooking naked vs. peeing barefoot. We also have a question from a listener that could land Andy in some hot water with the wifey. We close this show out with a draft of The Best Veggies. And yes, we know that is an oxymoron. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 07 Dec 2020 | 127: B-Team Basketball & The Worst Holiday Traditions | 01:15:27 | |
Is Owl finally defeated in another edition of Liar, Liar!? Tune in to find out! But before that, we talk about being a b-team champion, how much money you can make as a professional bowler, and the amount of skill necessary to become an olympic curler. We close this episode down with a draft of our least favorite holiday traditions! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 26 Nov 2018 | 24: Pizza Names and the Best Dads on TV - Comedy Podcast | 00:55:41 | |
This one hits a little too close to home for Jason who was, in fact, raised by television fathers. The guys are back again with a great mock draft where they select the best father figures on TV. Some are actually the worst fathers on TV, but certainly beloved characters. We also discover what the most helpful mythological creature would be. There are also some of the funniest "Would You Rather" questions yet! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 21 Dec 2020 | 129: Birdhouse Blunders & Dream Sponsorships - Comedy Podcast | 01:15:02 | |
On today’s show, find out what’s got Mike taking a bite outta crime. We also give out some of the best life advice money can buy and solve a few relationship conundrums along the way. And oh yeah, I completely forgot we also discussed having a terrible memory! We close down the episode by drafting companies we would love to be given some product or perks from! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 23 Dec 2019 | 78: Spitballers Classics: A Genie Grants You 3 Wishes... and Chocolate Tarantulas | 00:51:41 | |
With the season upon us, we are stepping away from the mics for the holidays to spend some time with our families. We will back in the new year with some great, fresh, original content. Until then, enjoy one of our first episodes EVER! … What would you ask for if you had 3 wishes? Andy, Mike, and Jason explore how to make the world a better place via a genie. They also discuss if it is better to have no fingers or no elbows. Finally, the guys have a mock draft of delicious breakfast foods. Connect with the show:
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| 08 Oct 2018 | 17: Cereal Mock Draft and Everything You Need To Know About Canada - Comedy Podcast | 00:58:57 | |
So... a shocking guest makes an appearance in one of our houses on today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast. We have some bizarre questions today and one of the guys chooses to live life with "the squirts." You also get to know everything there is to know about Canada in under 60 seconds. Finally, the guys get heated over what the best breakfast cereals are and one of them clearly pulls out the win. Make sure you subscribe and tell your friends about the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 22 Apr 2019 | 44: Naked In Macy’s & The Best Road Trip Snacks - Spitballers Funny Podcast | 00:46:48 | |
Today in the ‘Situation Room’, Mike finds himself naked in the middle of Macy’s. The fellas also plan a lucrative art museum heist and in the middle of it, we take a break to find out everything Jason knows about France in 60 seconds. Plus - Would you rather only understand half of what your spouse says, or half of what your children say? We put the lid on the show with a draft of the best snacks for a long road trip. Hop in and come along for a ride with The Spitballers Podcast! Connect with the show: Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 16 Sep 2019 | 64: A Casket Full of Cheese & A Proposal Debate - Spitballers Comedy Podcast | 00:47:59 | |
We have heard of ‘staying together for the kids’, but ‘staying together for the kidney’ is on a whole new level. Also on this episode, come along with us as we take a sneak peak at Jason’s funeral. Then, we debate when a public proposal is romantic or just plain cruel. We close this one down with a draft of our favorite Andys, Mikes, and Jasons! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 20 May 2019 | 48: Dirty Dentists and The Best Comedy Movies - Funny Podcast | 00:50:54 | |
On today’s show, we dive deep into the paradoxes of time travel. Mike and Jason aren’t falling for Andy’s oversimplification of it. Mike also takes the time to educate the public on what a ‘Rosy Turd’ is. In ‘The Situation Room’ we discuss the etiquette of dentist hygiene. Not dental hygiene but the cleanliness of our dentists. We put a crown on this episode (low hanging dentist joke) with a draft of The Best Comedy Movies of all time! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 06 Jul 2020 | 106: Important Studies & The Perfect Sack Lunch | 01:06:27 | |
Studies show this episode is hilarious. During our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss IKEA furniture assembly, losing your copy/paste function, and Mike’s video game collection. Then we tackle some ‘Great Questions’ about petty annoyances that you refuse to let go and improvising confidence. We go back to elementary school for the draft and pick our perfect sack lunch! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 23 Jul 2018 | 6: Lying Your Way Into a Job and Magical Mischief - Comedy Podcast | 00:55:11 | |
On today's Spitballers comedy podcast Mike is horrified at what Jason makes his children do. Find out exactly what the song "Set Them Piggies Free" really means. The guys also discuss the jobs they can lie their way through and get away with it. Finally, due to the popularity of mock drafts, their at it again as the guys are drafting their favorite Disneyland rides! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 17 Feb 2020 | 86: Allergy Tests & an NBA Mascot Battle | 01:05:06 | |
You’ll hear a couple new voices on today’s show. With Owl Borland down with the sickness, Judge Giamatti is at the controls and comes in hot with a fresh scat. Then, Yosemite Sam comes in to discuss the archaic method of allergy testing. The guys also discuss airplane etiquette, splitting up the check at a restaurant, and playing our podcast for the Queen. This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! Connect with the show:
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| 28 Dec 2020 | 130: Spitballers Classics: Changing Clothes in Public and the Best Christmas Movies Ever! | 00:47:32 | |
We will be back in two weeks with fresh new content! Until then, enjoy one of our favorite episodes from the Spitballers archives…A season-ending extravaganza episode! Everyone's favorite "Would you rather" questions are back today. Fear not, we're still here to give the most important life advice ever heard anywhere before including how it can be okay to try on clothes without using the dressing room. Big stuff. Of course, we had to mock draft the best Christmas movies of all time to finish the year out and laughs were had throughout. Also, watch out for pie thieves. Connect with the show:
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| 09 Dec 2019 | 76: Would Poo Rather? | 00:50:18 | |
Welcome to the poopocolypse. This show gets off to a smelly start. We would apologize, but YOU are the folks supplying the content. Eventually, we venture away from butt sniffing, stepping in poop, and poop infused cocktails to end this episode on a merry note with a draft of ‘Best Christmas Songs’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 15 Jul 2019 | 56: Disposable Bicycles and the Best Fast Food Menu Items - Comedy Podcast | 00:56:22 | |
Today, we announce an exciting new way to support the show and join the new #Spitwad community! Plus, you will get access to our FULL PODCAST ARCHIVE, ad-free, forever! Would you rather always talk like a toddler or walk everywhere like you’re in a marching band? Would you rather have to start every conversation with a joke or an interesting science fact? We also find out Andy’s methods for solving a flat bicycle tire. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 11 Jan 2021 | 132: The Ultimate Cannonball & Songs To Scare Off An Intruder | 01:01:27 | |
Hey Spitwads! We’re baaaack! Happy New Year! On today’s show, we discuss the Wizard of Oz, sky diving, pre-mergencies, and a hospital mixup. We also debate window vs aisle seats and superpowers we would prefer for our newborn babies. You don’t want to miss this episode! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 03 Sep 2018 | 12: Candy Bar Debates and the Dangers of Being a Clown - Comedy Podcast | 00:50:20 | |
Trust nothing! That's what we learn on today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast. Can you stare at the sun? Or is that just some old wives tale? You also get insight into the vanity of one of the Spitballers when it comes to naming rights. Also, if you are a Clown... you might not want to listen to this episode. It's not kind to Clowns. Of course the episode isn't finished until the Mock Draft: Candy Bars! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 29 Jun 2020 | 105: Rub-a-Dub-Dubbin & The Perfect Heist | 00:57:02 | |
This show is packed with hilarity. We muse on real life power ups, dial-up internet, and President Taft. We also have our ‘Is This Real Life’ segment on the show, where we learn why you might want to think twice about holding in that fart you’ve got brewing. We slam the doors on this episode with an absolutely ridiculous draft of things needed for a bank heist. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 20 Jul 2020 | 108: Door to Door Cat Sales & A Pet Store Battle Royale | 01:01:34 | |
On today’s show we head back into the ‘Situation Room’ to divvy up some door to door sales responsibilities. Find out who is tasked with selling what in this extremely plausible situation. We also discuss hiccups, high-pressure sports situations, and rolling pennies before we close out the show by drafting items in a pet store to use in a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 19 Nov 2018 | 23: Magical Spit and Getting Away With Murder - Comedy Podcast | 00:47:48 | |
Some things just blow your mind when you find out what people do. Do you lick your QTips? Do people really do that? Do the Spitballers do that? Gross! On today's episode we help you out with more than just gross questions, we tackle marital life advice and a bunch of would you rather questions. Also, there is a Thanksgiving Meal Side Dishes Mock Draft! One of the three guys hates Thanksgiving (WHAT!?). This is an episode you don't want to miss! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 28 Oct 2019 | 70: Spitballers Classics: Food Fight To The Death! (Ep. 28) | 00:48:39 | |
Sorry Spitwads! With Andy extremely sick all week, we were unable to get the team together to record a new episode as planned. We will be back next week! Until then, enjoy another classic episode from the Spitballers vault. Come along as we re-experience a #Spitwad favorite! --- The wheels fall off today as these three idiots truly make some big mental errors for your enjoyment. We even find out some more embarrassing information about some of the musical preferences of Andy, Mike, and Jason. Ultimately, the real show is the FOOD FIGHT TO THE DEATH. They draft food that would be used in a battle. Who's food can kill the other two? You'll love this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast.
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| 04 May 2020 | 97: Naked Wisdom & Favorite Fictional Sports Characters | 01:01:58 | |
On today’s show, we are giving out some solid Life Advice to those who need it most. Thankfully, they turned to the experts and their lives will, no doubt, be forever changed. We discuss topics such as exploring the ocean floor, living on a sailboat, changing our last names, and locker room awkwardness. We close out the show with a draft of our favorite fictional sports characters. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 14 Oct 2019 | 68: Procrastination Is A Virtue & The Best Movie Theater Snacks - Comedy Podcast | 01:01:08 | |
Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore’s procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason today’s show is full of very specific, complex questions. Luckily, that is what we specialize in. Once we breeze through those with ease, we debate which movie theater snacks are the best in today’s draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 06 Aug 2018 | 8: Terrible Impressions and the Worst Opinions Ever - Comedy Podcast | 00:44:34 | |
The most ridiculous "Would you rather" questions are tackled on today's Spitballers podcast. You won't want to miss Jason trying to impersonate Mike Tyson because it's a comedy goldmine of failure. We also have a mock draft again, this time the guys are drafting Action Movie stars. Of course it wouldn't be a proper Spitballers Podcast without a little bit of fart jokes mixed in. Enjoy! Be sure to check out the Spitballers Comedy Podcast website at SpitballersPod.com and follow the show on social media @SpitballersPod. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 27 Jan 2020 | 83: Criminal Speeding & A Disney Princess Battle | 00:57:24 | |
Welcome Spitwads! Try not to step in the Owl scat on your way in. On today’s episode, we find out all about Jason’s shady run-ins with the fuzz. We also answer some very important questions about peeing in the shower and geriatric thresholds. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 24 Sep 2018 | 15: Abraham Lincolnovich and Adult Diapers - Comedy Podcast | 00:43:06 | |
Oh, sweet mercy. The poop jokes might just be a little bit too literal on today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast. You're going to need your very own butt-ler to help you get through this episode. There's also a mock draft where Andy, Jason, and Mike fight over the best fast food chain restaurants. Of course, the Spitballers also wax philosophical and dish out some life advice, like what to do when your kid wants to play soccer like a loser. Be sure to subscribe and drop us a 5-star rating if you enjoy! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 30 Jul 2018 | 7: To Poop or Not To Poop and a Condiment Contest - Comedy Podcast | 00:47:50 | |
Would you rather go without the internet or without necessities like AC and heating? The guys also get heated over their passion for condiments. In a four round condiment draft, one team winds up clearly superior. But most importantly, the Spitballers come to the rescue of a man who has some poopy decisions to make. Be sure to subscribe and drop a five star rating for the Spitballers Comedy Podcast if you enjoy it and follow the show @SpitballersPod. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 24 Feb 2020 | 87: Dirty Soap & Luxury Mansion Items | 01:01:23 | |
On today’s show, we discuss online dating profiles, face tattoos, hot tub etiquette, and surviving in a video game world. In our ‘Life Advice’ segment, we hand out some impeccable advice to some poor folks who were likely better off without it. We shut down the show with a draft of extravagant items we want featured in our luxury mansion. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 15 Oct 2018 | 18: Sit or Stand to Wipe? - Comedy Podcast | 00:48:55 | |
One of the most controversial topics ever discussed on any podcast anywhere. Incredibly deep and powerful conversation on today's podcast including things like body odor, Fortnite, and being slapped by your wife. Of course, no episodes feel complete without a Spitballers Draft and today the guys are drafting survival equipment. Who will live and who will die? You decide! Enjoy the latest Spitballers Podcast. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 23 Sep 2019 | 65: Ballin’ With Beasts and Public Pooping - Spitballers Comedy Podcast | 00:43:30 | |
We aren’t proud of all the potty humor in this episode, but we aren’t sorry for it either. After all, this is YOUR fault! On today’s episode, we have a couple great poop themed ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Once we flush those, we move on to some more refreshing inquiries during ‘That’s A Great Question!’. Learn a little bit more about the origins of the podcast before we owned our very own Al Borland. We push this episode over the goal line with a draft of animals for our football team. Yeah, it’s as dumb as it sounds. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 25 Nov 2019 | 74: Dog Poo Dinero | 00:57:11 | |
On today’s show, we discuss which highly invasive, dangerous procedure we would rather have performed by an unqualified professional. We also discuss the pros and cons of parenting a 3 year old boy vs. a 16 year old girl. Then, find out what’s got the fellas dissecting dog poo. Lastly, we close out the episode by drafting ingredients to build the most delicious sandwich. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 04 Nov 2019 | 71: Cough, Drop, and Roll With It! | 00:51:18 | |
It’s Monday and WE’RE BACK! On today’s episode, we bring back a fan favorite - ‘Is This Real Life’? Find out what has Owl all choked up just talking about it! We also discuss dreams, nightmares, and getting in trouble for something we did in our spouse’s dream. We power down this episode with a draft of must-have smartphone apps. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 13 May 2019 | 47: Hardware Store Battle and How to Confuse the Air - Funny Podcast | 00:51:04 | |
If you had one shot to draw anything into existence with no erasing, what would you draw? Find out our answers today in 'The Situation Room'. Then, find out how Andy keeps his house cooled down by confusing the air. Also, when sitting on a toilet seat, would you rather it be super sticky or super slippery? We put the nail into this episode with a draft of hardware store items in a fight to the death. Thanks for listening to another funny episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 29 Jul 2019 | 58: Emergency TP Tips and The Best Sports Movies of All Time - Comedy Podcast | 00:48:34 | |
You just finish up a #2 and look to the side and realize there is only 1 square of TP left hanging off the roll. What do you do? Mike gives us (too much) information on his personal technique. Also, find out what has Jason shouting “RUINED IT!” as he invades people’s personal space. And after many suggestions, we are doing a ‘Best Sports Movies’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 18 Oct 2020 | 120: The Flavor of Science & Animals We'd Like To Ride | 01:03:22 | |
On today’s show, we discuss building houses, whipped cream, and holiday decor guidelines. We answer some difficult Would You Rather questions and then dish out some of our coveted no-cost Life Advice. We close down this episode with an absurd draft of animals we would like to saddle up and joy ride. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 01 Oct 2018 | 16: Papa Skidmarks and Marital Mishaps - Comedy Podcast | 00:51:22 | |
The Spitballers tell some of the funniest mistakes they have ever made with their wives throughout this episode. We learn so many things we didn't want to know about them. Learn something you definitely didn't want to know about one of their fathers as well as a way to very easily torture Mike. We also learn something we probably didn't ever want to know about one of their fathers. Finally, the guys have one of the closest contested drafts of all time: appetizers. You won't want to miss this funny episode! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 27 Jul 2020 | 109: Bath Boys & The Perfect Summer BBQ | 00:55:32 | |
Summer is in full force and on today’s show, we draft the perfect summer BBQ items and find out who the boujee barbecuer of the group is. Before we bite into the draft, we tackle some great questions about fighting Dwane Johnson, taking bubble baths, and the etiquette surrounding complimenting someone’s house that you are a guest in. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 25 Feb 2019 | 36: Zipper Problems and the Best Movie Quotes | 01:00:32 | |
Andy will be sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future after this episode! The fellas also help you determine how you put on your pants, when you might need to switch up that routine, and what life is like when viewed in a mirror. We wrap this episode up with a sure-to-be-controversial 'Best Movie Quotes' draft. Yipee Ki-Yay, My Friend. Subscribe and enjoy another great episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 19 Aug 2019 | 61: The World’s Largest Boot & Our Favorite TV Moms - Funny Podcast | 00:44:44 | |
Have you ever said something out loud and immediately realized how dumb it sounded? Don’t worry, so has Andy. Also, find out what’s got Al Borland raining on everyone’s parade today. In our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss the pros and cons of flossing (the dance) vs. flossing (your teeth). We also have another surprise appearance from our local wizard as we enter ‘The Situation Room’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 05 Aug 2019 | 59: Driving with Kids on the Roof & The Best Board Games - Fun Comedy Podcast | 00:52:12 | |
NEW SEGMENT ALERT! An all new ‘Is This Real Life’ segment debuts today! Yes, this also means a great new segment audio drop. Don’t miss it! But before that we dive into some more great ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Finally, we wrap this episode by drafting The Best Board Games for a game night. Come along and roll the dice with us. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 18 Nov 2019 | 73: Please...Tase Me Bro! | 01:00:21 | |
Find out what ‘Would You Rather’ turned Jason into a high salaried moocher. Then, we discuss how bad it would be to get tased or shot with ballistic bean bags. In the ‘Situation Room’, we find ourselves chasing meerkats, running from clowns, and living out the rest of our days as ocean animals. Things get bloody again as we close the show out with another fantastically stupid Battle Royale draft! Do not miss it!
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| 11 Feb 2019 | 33: Statue of Limitations and the Best Soda Pops - Comedy Podcast | 00:57:49 | |
Sometimes you don't want to know what is going on in the dark subconscious part of someone's mind... and yet here we are telling you all about ours. We have some weird minds over here. We give some great dating advice (naturally) and come up with firm rules about "spoiler alerts." Finally, we bring it all home with a soda pop draft. So get your bubbly ready, hit that subscribe button, and enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 17 Jun 2019 | 52: Andy Rips Off Shark Tank & Remembering Recess - Fun Podcast | 00:53:48 | |
Have you ever held the door for someone at a restaurant only to have them jump in front of you on the waiting list? Do you know someone who is a ‘one upper’ or constantly telling extravagant lies? Then this episode will improve your life. We also have some fun would you rather questions like: ‘Cheeto Fingers or Kool-Aid Mustache’? And before the bell rings, we get nostalgic with a draft of ‘Best Recess Games’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
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| 09 Nov 2020 | 123: The Big Retirement & A Hospital Battle Royale | 00:59:46 | |
On today’s show, we talk about artificial pet-telligence, limb smoothies, and colostomy bombs. Yeah, it’s as ‘off the rails’ as it sounds. We also answer some great questions regarding proper egg carton etiquette and gift card bonuses. We close the show down in a hospital with a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 15 Jun 2020 | 103: The Super Bowl and Mount Rushmore of Actors | 01:07:54 | |
Today’s show is packed. We get into some 'Would You Rather’ questions and ‘Jason Explains’, before taking a trip into ‘The Situation Room’. Listeners get the opportunity to learn about some hidden (useless) talents of both Jason and Owl. We debate getaway destinations, using public amenities, and a monetary moral dilemma. We close out this episode by drafting actors for our ‘Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Actors’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 30 Mar 2020 | 92: Mouth Breathers & The Most Unsanitary Things | 00:54:05 | |
We have got some great articles to discuss in today’s long-awaited edition of ‘Is This Real Life?’. We also discuss coma patients and the preferred method of transporting them. Mike also reveals a secret insecurity he has always had & Owl chimes in with something real smooth. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 03 Feb 2020 | 84: Cookies In My Socks and The Best Slogans | 00:54:26 | |
This episode is ‘BOOM’ing with funny moments! Come along as we tell the tale of our new friend Big Gordo! Jason also shares his favorite popcorn seasoning. And why is Mike contemplating eating fine dining with his foot in his soup? We bring this episode to a close by drafting the best slogans! There are so many, let us know what we missed! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 14 Sep 2020 | 115: A Million Dollar Challenge & The Most Memorable Death Scenes | 01:12:59 | |
We're back!! On today's episode we talk about a pretty wide gamut of nonsense. From getting hit in the ankle with shopping carts, to being reborn as a domesticated animal. In the situation room, we tread in some dangerous waters when a listener puts us in a real life 'Wife Swap' scenario. We put a nail in this episode's coffin with a draft of the most memorable death scenes. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 02 Dec 2019 | 75: Spitballers Classics: Magical Spit and Getting Away With Murder (Ep. 23) | 00:48:25 | |
Some things just blow your mind when you find out what people do. Do you lick your QTips? Do people really do that? Do the Spitballers do that? Gross! On today's episode we help you out with more than just gross questions, we tackle marital life advice and a bunch of would you rather questions. Also, there is a Thanksgiving Meal Side Dishes Mock Draft! One of the three guys hates Thanksgiving (WHAT!?). This is an episode you don't want to miss! Connect with the show:
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| 31 Aug 2020 | 114: Dollar Sheets Club & The Best Disney Songs | 01:09:32 | |
Is This Real Life is back on the show today! Tune in to hear the guys discuss some of the wackiest headlines they could find. Before that, we muse about some polarizing Would You Rather questions. We close the show down with a much requested draft of the Best Disney Songs. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 02 Nov 2020 | 122: My Power Arm & The Best Dad Jokes Pt. II | 00:51:56 | |
We are back, by popular demand, with a draft of ‘The Best Dad Jokes’ - part deux. Before that, we tackle some hilarious would you rather questions while learning a bit about Jason’s dominant hand. ‘Is This Real Life’ also returns to the show as we listen in on some actual news articles that made us question reality. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 13 Jul 2020 | 107: Lie Detecting & A Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Actresses | 01:07:38 | |
The people have demanded more Liar, Liar! On today’s show we have another round of everyone’s favorite segment. Before that, we open the show with some polarizing ‘Would You Rather’ questions! Finally, as promised, we construct another Mt. Rushmore, but this time we are drafting iconic actresses! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 08 Jul 2019 | 55: A Deal With A Local Wizard and A Draft Best Left in the Past - Comedy Podcast | 01:03:28 | |
Today, Andy begins by sharing a couple stories about Borland from our recent travels. Then, after being approached by our local wizard, we discuss how many years of our lives we would trade in for ‘straight cash homie’. After a few more good ‘Would You Rather’ & ‘Situation Room’ questions, things begin to run off the tracks in our first (and possibly last) Time Travel Draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 10 Aug 2020 | 111: Jason Makes a Mistake & Skills We Wish We Had | 01:05:31 | |
Why is Jason so uncomfortable on today’s episode? Listen in and find out! In our ‘Is This Real Life’ segment, we talk about sharknapping, a crappy airline seat assignment, and an exploding duck. Then we jump into some everyone’s favorite segment, ‘Liar, Liar!’ We cap off this hilarious show with a draft of things we wish we could do. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 30 Sep 2019 | 66: Flying Cars, Floating Butts, & The Biggest Pet Peeves - Funny Spitballers Podcast | 01:00:46 | |
Do you know what we hate? Well, you’re going to find out on this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast as we draft our biggest pet peeves. But before that, we debate some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions which have us hypothetically skinny dipping in public fountains, flying cars to work, and seeing everything 5 seconds after it happened. And, in a totally realistic scenario, we discuss which household appliances would be the scariest if they came to life. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 22 Jun 2020 | 104: Belly Button Buttons & A Cereal Box Battle | 01:00:54 | |
Today’s show comes out of the gate with a very dangerous scat. But rest assured, we remain family-friendly. Once we get into the meat of it, we discuss cooking duty vs dish duty, how our phobias will kill us, and eating beyond our capacity. We polish off this episode with another hilarious battle royale - this time with cereal box mascots. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 20 Apr 2020 | 95: Raw Chicken Snacks & Ice Cream Truck Favorites | 00:57:20 | |
YUMMAYY! Find out all about Jason’s new revolutionary business plan on today’s podcast. We also discuss Andy’s fighter pilot name, riding tigers, and a competition for the laziest animals. This episode will have you cold & bothered. Speaking of cold, we put this episode away with a draft of our favorite ice cream truck treats! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 27 Apr 2020 | 96: Attacked by a Sailor & Humanity’s Greatest Threats | 01:02:26 | |
It’s the end of the world as we know it! On today’s show, we draft the most fascinating existential threats to humanity. We also have a blast rambling about other nonsense like sleeping in, putting our face on money, having a scrawny bodyguard, and the infamous 5 second rule! This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 03 Aug 2020 | 110: Butt Quacks & The Best Dad Jokes | 01:00:35 | |
Today’s show is loaded with laughs. We talk about such important topics like pooping in bushes, the stadium shimmy, and singing off key. We also give some life advice to a few folks struggling with some moral dilemmas. And last but in no way least, we cap off the show with a draft of the best dad jokes. Trust us, you do not want to miss this one. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 28 Sep 2020 | 117: Crazy Wig Guy & The Best Animated Movies | 00:48:55 | |
What ‘Would You Rather’ question has led to Jason wearing different wigs as he patrons his favorite restaurants? What ‘Situation Room’ circumstance has the guys trying to sell their coat to a total stranger? Today’s show is packed with laughs. We close things down with a draft of our favorite animated movies. 1 Pixar, 1 DreamWorks, 1 Disney, and 1 wild card. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 16 Nov 2020 | 124: "Eat This!" & The Best Future Technologies | 01:02:01 | |
On this episode, we discuss elementary school vs. high school memories and which subject the fellas could still ace an exam in today. We also have a ‘Jason Explains’ segment that seems super familiar. Have we done this one before? We close the show out with a draft of future technologies that we want NOW! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 29 Oct 2018 | 20: Crying Over Spilled Milk and Curing the Bubonic Plague - Comedy Podcast | 00:55:38 | |
What an unbelievable episode! The guys find out things about one another that almost tears them apart. If you've ever wanted to laugh over people fighting about nonsense then this is the episode for you. So many important questions answered like "can you fill an Amazon cart with a million dollars worth of product," "what's the best thing to do when you can float 2 feet off the ground," and "what kind of milk is the best kind of milk?" Finally, the draft is back as the guys pick the best vacation destinations in the world! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 21 Oct 2019 | 69: Spitballers Classics: A Scary Situation and a Cartoon Kid Gets DESTROYED! (Ep. 14) | 00:44:40 | |
With our fearless host away for the week on a well deserved vacation, we bring to you a classic episode from the Spitballers vault. Come along as we re-experience a #Spitwad favorite! --- The situation room is terrifying today! Jason literally screams out loud as he cannot control his emotions in a genuine act of hilarity. Some weird stuff in today's show from seeing your clone to being stranded on an island together. But there are some funny GEMS on today's episode including the introduction of Gargantula and the smackdown of the most annoying cartoon in history. Don't miss this episode of the Spitballers!
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| 16 Mar 2020 | 90: Human Cannons & The Nastiest Smoothie | 00:42:45 | |
Happy Monday Spitwads! On today’s show (and every show), we are bringing you tons of logic that is sure to be useful in your every day life. Would you rather get hit with a spitball or a football? Have a car with AC/heat or a stereo? Jason also lets us know about his MANY ex-girlfriends. We then see who can craft the grossest concoction by drafting nasty smoothie ingredients. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 07 Oct 2019 | 67: The Return of the Spear & The Best Months of the Year - Funny Spitballers Podcast | 00:59:09 | |
On today’s episode, we return to the smash hit segment “LIAR, LIAR!”. Which of the buffoons will be the best at spotting the fake facts? Before that, we head into the ‘Situation Room’ to discuss scenarios like being stranded in the wilderness and abandoning our families for a spaceship full of cash. We put a cherry on top of this episode with a draft of our favorite months of the year. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show:
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| 18 Mar 2019 | 39: Truman Show Delusion and Building A Superhero | 00:47:10 | |
Have you ever felt like you are being watched? Like life’s every moment is a performance? On today’s show, you will be comforted to find out you are not alone. We also go back into the ‘Situation Room’ to find out why Jason would leave his human family behind for his new animal pack and how the guys would work together to defeat an “evil force”. This episode comes to an end with an awesome superpower draft in an effort to assemble the coolest superhero. Connect with the show: Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| 18 Feb 2019 | 34: Group Text Disaster and Gift Card Revenge | 01:02:04 | |
An amazing guest stops by the studio today! You might know him from such things as Home Improvement and ... that's probably it. The guys shared some funny moments about sending a text message you wish you could have back and gave some great advice on how to destroy your enemies. In the end, they construct their perfect meal and Jason goes bananas over mashed potatoes. Be sure to subscribe and share this one with your friends! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||