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12 Jan 202026 :: Before You Start to Cry :: A Slow Drag with "You Tripped at Every Step"00:11:27

Today’s slow drag is with “You Tripped at Every Step,” from “Brutal Youth,” released in 1994. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/You_Tripped_At_Every_Step

 

“You Tripped at Every Step” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEJEJ66Wyto

 

“Why Do People Like Sad Songs?”:  https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/hot-thought/201507/why-do-people-sad-songs

 

Semantic Pointer Architecture: http://compneuro.uwaterloo.ca/research/spa/semantic-pointer-architecture.html

What is the Minor Third? Music Theory #20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO1pBNC8ggw

The descending Minor Third: Meagan Curtis explains the science of sad songs: http://archive.ttbook.org/book/meagen-curtis-science-sad-songs Music and speech (musical interval) Tufts Music Cognition Lab.

Journal Article: The Minor Third Communicates Sadness in Speech, Mirroring It’s Use in Music: http://ase.tufts.edu/psychology/music-cognition/pdfs/Curtis&Bharucha2010Emotion.pdf

Mud in your eye idiom: https://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/23/messages/344.html

 

"You Tripped at Every Step" Lyrics 

Take your tiny feet out of your mother's shoes
Or there is going to be a terrible scene
It's not just the lipstick drawn on crooked
When they find how wicked we are
How wicked we have been
How I've been tempted
How you tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
How you tripped at every step

There's a merry tune that starts in "I" and ends in "You"
Like many famous pop songs do
And you would sing along with little tell-tale staggers
While balancing on daggers
Though they were killing you
You looked so deadly
As you tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
As you tripped at every step

And I would run to catch you
Anytime you call
Only you drank that potion
And went out of control
There's nothing to stop you
So how can you fall
Let me take your hand
Put down that frying pan

Darkness would become me
Underneath the table
As the fury raged around the house
Your despairing, treadless, angry, and unstable
You never suspected
Just as that cartoon mouse
Went undetected
So you tripped at every step

In another world of gin and cigarettes
Those cocktail cabinets put mud in your eye
Maybe that is why you find it hard to see me
And if you don't believe me
Before you start to cry
"Don't ever leave me"
As you start to lose your grip
(As you start losing your grip)
You will stumble and you slip
(And you will stumble and slip)
As you tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
As you tripped at every step

You tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
As you tripped at every
As you tripped at every
You tripped at every step
You tripped at every step
As you tripped at every
As you tripped at every step

01 May 2023106 :: A Work of Fiction :: A Slow Drag with "There's a Story in Your Voice"00:14:05

Today’s slow drag is with “There’s a Story in Your Voice” from “The Delivery Man,” released in 2004. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello, with the guest vocal of Lucinda Williams.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com 

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “There’s a Story in Your Voice” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/There%27s_A_Story_In_Your_Voice

 

“There’s a Story in Your Voice” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6dXZNT-Sd4

 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

"There's a Story in Your Voice" Lyrics

Once upon another time

If you had the need

I'd step right in the shoes that you've been walking

'Cos someone put the hurt in you

For everyone to see

And you only have to speak to tell your fortune

 

There's a story in your voice

Both by damage and by choice

It tells of promises and pleasure

And a tale of wine and woe

The uneasy time to come

And the long way 'round we go to get there

 

Once you told me fairytales

Everybody knows

But I didn't care for their prediction

Now you say you're leaving me

And packing up your clothes

I finally see you were a work of fiction

 

There's a story in your walk

Then you crumble just like chalk

And I could say that I was sorry

But I wouldn't mean it much

There are pages I can't touch

And something that's been torn out of this chapter

 

Far away, not far enough

'Cos I can still recall

How it felt when I read that last sentence

Now I go inside some rooms with Gideon in them all

And hide myself from all hope of repentance

 

There's a story in your eyes

Cheap sunglasses might disguise

But when the bedroom light reveals

All that bravado and that fright

That you cover up in spite

Attempts to strip away this fabrication

 

There's a story in your voice

Both by damage and by choice

It tells of promises and pleasure

And a tale of wine and woe

The uneasy time to come

And the long way 'round we go to get there

25 Dec 2020066 :: A Lifer at Large :: A Slow Drag with "Fish n Chip Papers"00:10:57

Today’s slow drag is with “Fish ‘N’ Chip Paper,” from “Trust,” released in 1981. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/  

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Fish ‘N’ Chip Paper”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IHpJQB8Rew

“Fish and Chip Papers”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IHpJQB8Rew 

The term “screw” for a jailer: https://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/12/messages/610.html

Other newspapers respond to “The World” shuttering: https://www.pressreader.com/new-zealand/weekend-herald/20110709/284245231998926

Buy the Book, "The Most Terrible Time in My Life...Ends Thursday" here: https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1G4Y0K7XGITK0&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608872671&sprefix=most+terrible+Tim%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1 

 

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

 

"Fish and Chip Paper" Lyrics:

When Sunday morning dandruff turns out to be confetti
And the cost of living in sin would make a poor man out of Paul Getty
The girl of your dreams would have you up on an under age charge
And the man of the moment is the lifer at large

Chorus:
If you've got something to hide, if you've got something to sell
If you've got somebody's pride she might kiss and tell
Or wind up with a fight fan in the Hammersmith Hotel
You better speak up now if you want your piece
You better speak up now
It won't mean a thing later
Yesterday's news is tomorrow's fish and chip paper

The girl says she's leaving and this time she really means it
You can just look at the pictures, you don't actually have to read it
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
There's a man in the launderette and he's looking through your underwear for clues
And the milkman is working through the News of the Screws
He says...

09 Jun 2024Slow Drag Lyrics Only :: The Boy Named If00:08:42

 — Dig it

 

Ballyhoo, my friend. The passion project is doing something a little different today.

 

My name is Remedy Robinson. And, for fun, this inaugural lyrics-only slow drag, let’s listen to brilliant lyrics of “The Boy Named If,” from the album of the same name, released in 2022. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

 

I'm a lucky so and so

A fortunate stiff

You said you never knew me but I'm the one you want to be with

If I tumble from a tightrope or leap from a cliff

I won't be dashed to pieces

I'm the boy named "IF"

 

If I disappear and I slipper from your view

I just step upon a crack and I won't come back

Imagine me

And I'll imagine you too

 

In a hollow of the bed sheet

Or a picture in a frame

I'm vivid as a summer's day

Then never seen again

Who'll pay the taxman?

Who'll place the blame?

Who'll point into an empty room

And whisper my name?

 

If I disappear and I slipper from your view

You will step upon a crack and I won't come back

Imagine me

And I'll imagine you too

 

Take my hand

We'll go to "Magic Lantern Land"

Take my hand

See the pictures they've projected

Take my hand

We'll fill our pockets up with sand

Dance in frantic passes

'Til the grains all turn to glasses

Drums begin to navigate, the band strikes up a riff

No one will believe you but the

Boy Named If

 

Who'll pay your entrance fee?

Who'll leave a tip?

Who'll say, "Listen here, Sunshine

Don't you give me no lip"

Who broke your favorite heart?

Who stops and never starts?

Who kiss you stupid?

It must be something you did

Who'll keep you satisfied after a lover's tiff?

It must be some other guy not…

The Boy Named If

 

If I disappear and I slipper from your view

You will step upon a crack and I won't come back

Imagine me

And I'll imagine you too

 

Take my hand

We'll go to "Magic Lantern Land"

Take my hand

See the pictures we've projected

Take my hand

We'll fill our pockets up with sand

Dance in frantic passes

'Til the grains all turn to glasses

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Again, this has been a slow drag lyrics only reading of “The Boy Named If” from 2022’s album of the same name. Thank you for listening.

 

And, of course, until next time, adieu my little ballyhoo

 

Reference:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: The Boy Named If https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_Boy_Named_If_(song)

05 Apr 202038 :: His Tribute of a Rose :: A Slow Drag with "The Greatest Thing"00:11:06

Today’s slow drag is with “The Greatest Thing,” from “Punch the Clock,” released in 1983. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Greatest Thing”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Greatest_Thing

“The Greatest Thing”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAizlY5yzd8

 

"The Greatest Thing" Lyrics:

Everyone stopped when she walked into the room
Isn't this the greatest thing
Everyone own up but nobody could touch her
Isn't this the greatest thing
Punch the clock, keep boxing clever
You'll be young enough forever

Isn't this the greatest 
Isn't this the greatest thing
Isn't this the greatest thing
The greatest thing

I heard some new confection
Said we can't afford to feel affection
'Cos it's the latest thing
In and out of matrimony
Never once removed the Sony
'Cos it's a status thing
So girls like that above described
Are not to be so easily bribed
With a white frock and a ring
Punch the clock and in time you'll get pulled apart
When you're married on paper and not in your heart

But I won't be told that life with the one you love is sordid
Just because some authority says you can't afford it

And it's the greatest thing, and it's the greatest thing
And it's the greatest thing, and it's the greatest thing

Oh, it's the greatest
Isn't this the greatest thing
Isn't this the greatest thing
The greatest thing

Since nights were long and days were olden
Woman to man has been beholden
But since then times have been changing
She sends back his tribute of a rose
And says this ring is better suited to the nose you're always fingering
I punch the clock and it's OK
I know a girl who takes my breath away

And it's the greatest
Isn't this the greatest thing
Isn't this the greatest thing
The greatest thing, the greatest thing...

13 May 2024126 :: How Wrong Can I Be :: A Slow Drag with "Tears Before Bedtime"00:15:07

Today’s slow drag is with “Tears before Bedtime,” from “Imperial Bedroom,” released in 1982. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

Slow Drag with Remedy on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1f521a34-2ed9-4bd4-a936-1ad107969046/slow-drag-with-remedy-an-elvis-costello-appreciation

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Tears before Bedtime” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Imperial_Bedroom

“Tears before Bedtime” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v_inbXiPLQ  

“Tears before Bedtime” Alternative version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA8uLxyBF9I

“Give up The Ghost” meaning https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/to-give-up-the-ghost#:~:text=Definition%20of%20'to%20give%20up%20the%20ghost'&text=If%20someone%20gives%20up%20the,what%20they%20are%20looking%20for.

A chorus versus and hook: https://emastered.com/blog/hook-vs-chorus#:~:text=A%20chorus%20is%20usually%20preceded,make%20for%20a%20catchier%20tune.

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook of “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

"Tears before Bedtime" Lyrics

I know the name on the tip of your tongue

And I know that accusing look

Everybody knows I've been so wrong

That's the problem and here's the hook

 

Chorus:

Tears before bedtime

There'll be trouble tonight

I don't want to talk about it anymore

I don't want to have another fight

I don't want to talk I don't want to fight

How wrong can I be before I am right

 

For the tears that you boo hoo hoo

There can be no defense

You say you'll forgive and forget

But it's only a pretense

 

(Chorus)

 

Either you can leave the past behind

Or give me something to disconnect my mind

I sleep with my fists clenched tight

When I don't lie awake all night

I guess time gave up the ghost too late

And the balance of our love

Very soon turns to hate

 

Darling your suspiciousness

Tortures me at night

But I can't excuse the cruel words

That I use whenever we fight

 

(Chorus)

 

How wrong can I be before I am right

 

Alternate Version Lyrics

I see that strange look in your eyes once again

And the name on the tip of your tongue is of a woman and not a man

There’ll be tears before bedtime, they’ll be trouble tonight

I don’t want to talk about it anymore, oh I don’t want to fight

How wrong can I be before I am right?

 

The pain that I’ve given you there is no defense

You say you’ll forgive and forget but it’s only a pretense

There’ll be tears before bedtime, they’ll be trouble tonight

I don’t want to talk about it anymore, oh I don’t want to fight

How wrong can I be before I am right?

 

Either you can leave the past behind or give me something to discount mind

I sleep with my fists clenched tights when I don’t lie awake all night

I guess time gave up the ghost too late

And the balance of our love

Very soon turns to hate

 

Suspicion and silence still torture my night

And the cruel words of anger that run through all our fights

They’ll be tears before bedtime, I’ll be trouble tonight

I don’t want to talk about it anymore, I don’t want to fight

How wrong can I be before I am right?

15 Dec 201922 :: And His Castanets :: A Slow Drag with "Waiting for the End of the World"00:11:26

Today’s slow drag is with “Waiting for the End of The World,” from “My Aim is True,” released on July 22, 1977, exactly 26 days before the death of Elvis Presley on August 16, 1977. These events are unrelated yet forever cosmically tied to one another. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello, a man who, on July 22, 1977 was a mere 35 or so days away from his 23rd birthday.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Waiting_For_The_End_Of_The_World

“Waiting for the End of the World”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgIR3GU_5sw

To have “agency” https://www.basicknowledge101.com/pdf/Agency%20(philosophy).pdf “The capacity of an entity…to act in any given environment.”

“A Bunch of Stiff Records” contractual band name: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/A_Bunch_Of_Stiff_Records

 

"Waiting for the End of the World" lyrics

The man from the television crawled into the train
I wonder who he's gonna stick it in this time
Everyone was looking for a little entertainment
So they'll probably pull his hands off when they find out his name
And then they shut down the power all along the line
And we got stuck in the tunnel where no lights shine
They got to touching all the girls who were too scared to call out
Nobody was saying anything at all

We were waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Dear Lord, I sincerely hope you're coming
'cause you've really started something

Things got back to normal as the train began to roll again
We got to the station about twenty minutes later
The legendary hitchhiker says that he knows where it's at
Now he'd like to go to Spain or somewhere like that
With his two-tone Bible and his funny cigarettes,
His suntan lotion and his castanets

He was waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Dear Lord, I sincerely hope you're coming
'cause you've really started something

And then the bride, the groom, the congregation and the priest
All got onto the train when we were three stations east, yeah
Hiding from a scandal in the national press
They had been trying to get married since they stole the wedding dress
You may see them drowning as you stroll along the beach
But don't throw out the lifeline till they're clean out of reach

Waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world
Waiting for the end of the world

07 Sep 201904 :: The Hangover This Morning Had a Personality :: A Slow Drag with "Big Light"00:13:59

Today's Slow Drag is with "The Big Light," from "The King of America," released in 1986. The song is credited to Elvis Costello's birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

“The Big Light”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tU_Nhu0Hf8 

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Big_Light 

Huffington Post article about passion projects:  https://www.huffpost.com/entry/why-you-should-start-a-passion-project_b_9276604 

Google Ngram Viewer: https://books.google.com/ngrams

Johnny Cash version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWB0lF8Gptk

“Alison”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9GlC9GyF4Y 

The definition of a “ditty” https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/ditty

“Ironic Repetition” explained: http://www.robertleonardassociates.com/PDF/ForensicLinguistics_Applying-Scientific-Principles.pdf 

The extensive, accurate, up to date, useful Elvis Costello Wiki page: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

EC’s version of “Tonight…” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyxVahBPYts

Merle Haggard’s version of “Tonight…”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVq27glkY_A

“The Delivery Man” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fnaa-Rf3RY

“Are the Good Time Really Over” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS7GGpMkRTo

"The Big Light" Lyrics:

Well I had a little feeling to have a big night
And I woke up feeling small and not so brave and not quite right
I had to face the who am I and where is she and what did I do
But worst of all I had to face the big light

Chorus:
The big light came through my window and it opened up my eyelids
And it snapped them up like roller blinds and told me things that I did
I can't face another day and night of good ideas and complications
And I'm thankful that I didn't open another bottle of inspiration

When the hangover this morning had a personality
And I cast my shattered mind over selected memories
I didn't even touch the light switch so I knew I'd never see
The Haggard face that would be staring back at me

(Chorus)

Well I had a little feeling to have a big time
And I woke up to alarm bells like a big church chime
I had to face the who am I and who is she and what did I do
But worst of all I had to face the big light

(Chorus)

Oh when it’s time to go out and have a big night
Sooner or later you’ve got to face the big light

17 Apr 2023105 :: The Force of Habit :: A Slow Drag with "Suit of Lights"00:11:41

Today’s slow drag is with “Suit of Lights” from “King of America,” released in February, 1986. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Suit of Lights” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Suit_Of_Lights

 

“Suit of Lights” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ke3f6yfI8

 

“Welcome to the Club” Nat “King” Cole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=todFZrhmMc4

“Welcome to My World” Jim Reeves, 1963: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOCCvN8YDuc

“Workin’ Man Blues” Merle Haggard” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwK0NsKdDY

“Everyday I Write the Book” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1d4r9awjKE

“It’s a Dog’s Life” Idiom: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/its-a-dogs-life

1987 Lasse Hallstrom Film, “My Life as a Dog” Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxzO8Qx96O4

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

"Suit of Lights" Lyrics:

While Nat King Cole sings "Welcome to My World"

You request some song you hate, you sentimental fool

And it's the force of habit

If it moves then you fuck it

If it doesn't move you stab it

And I thought I heard "The Working Man's Blues"

He went to work that night and wasted his breath

Outside there was a public execution

Inside he died a thousand deaths

 

And they pulled him out of the cold cold ground

And they pulled him out of the cold cold ground

And they pulled him out of the cold cold ground

And they put him in a suit of lights

 

In the perforated first editions

Where they advocate the hangman's noose

Then tell the sorry tale of the spent Princess

Her uncouth escort looking down her dress

 

Anyway, they say that she wears the trousers

And learnt everything that she does

And doesn't know if she should tell him yes

Or let him go

 

And they pulled him out of the cold cold ground

And they pulled him out of the cold cold ground

And they pulled him out of the cold cold ground

And they put him in a suit of lights

 

But, it's a dog's life in a rope leash or a diamond collar

It's enough to make you think right now

But you don't bother

For goodness sake as you cry and shake

Let's keep your face down in the dirt where you belong

And think of all the pleasure that it brings

Though you know that it's wrong

 

And there's still life in your body

But most of it's leaving

Can't you give us all a break

Can't you stop breathing

 

And I thought I heard "The Working Man's Blues"

I went to work that night and wasted my breath

Outside they're painting tar on somebody

It's the closest to a work of art that they will ever be

 

And they pulled him out of the cold cold ground

And they pulled him out of the cold cold ground

And they pulled him out of the cold cold ground

And they put him in a suit of lights

And they put him in a suit of lights

23 Apr 2024125 :: Velvet Gloves and Country Clubs :: A Slow Drag with "Stella Hurt"00:16:59

Today’s slow drag is with “Stella Hurt,” from “Momofuku,” released in 2008. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

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References:

 

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Stella Hurt” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Stella_Hurt

 

“Stella Hurt” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W93e5f6py9U

 

“Chekhov’s Gun” https://screencraft.org/blog/everything-you-need-to-know-about-chekhovs-gun/

 

“Arcadia” https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/arcadia#:~:text=Now%20English%20speakers%20often%20use,%2C%20simple%2C%20or%20untroubled.%22

 

Blue Birds Songs: https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Eastern_Bluebird/sounds#

 

“The Other End of the Telescope” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grIxnYllZxk

 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

Listen to the audiobook of “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"Stella Hurt" Lyrics

You should wear your red galoshes

Walking o'er the city pride

Streets are paved with heaven's pennies

Gutters full of suicides

 

Teddy steadily fell from grace

Somewhere near Arcadia

Once she overheard a voice

she didn't hear on the radio

 

Velvet gloves and country clubs

Were never going to hold her

Ringing the necks of silly

Southern belles

Who wanted to scold her

 

Don't bring me down

I'm trouble bound

Blue song

Red Alert

Who made Stella Hurt?

 

Teddy soon dropped out of sight

Turned up in another town

Changed her name for the spotlight

Singing like a blue bird in a sequin gown

 

She finally fell and married well

But I knew it wouldn't last

Reversing back into the limelight

No one ever saw her even half-plastered

 

Don't bring me down

I'm trouble bound

Blue song

Red Alert

Who made Stella Hurt?

 

Then she saw those soldier boys

Throw their bonnets in the air

Self-made men would pledge their fortunes

And dream of her

And dream of her...

 

Generals in the commissary opened up a case of wine

Checked the perfume of the cork

Said "Made in 1929"...

 

They used her up, to raise morale for money

And Old Glory

Her voice was shot beyond repair 

But this is not the last act of this story

 

The night is black as cracked shellac

Abandoned in an attic

Stella is silent as the grave

Until the needle drags her through the static

 

Don't bring me down

I'm trouble bound

Blue song

Red Alert

Who made Stella Hurt?

01 Apr 2021077 :: Raised on Romance :: A Slow Drag with "Pay It Back"00:11:06

Today’s slow drag is with “Pay It Back,” from “My Aim Is True,” released in 1977. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Pay It Back”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Pay_It_Back

“Pay It Back”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SEu2e12x1w

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"Pay It Back" Lyrics:

Stop thief; you're gonna come to grief

If you don't take a little more care

You're gonna get more than the family plan

From this one shoestring affair

I may be crazy but I can't contemplate

Being trapped between the doctor and the magistrate

 

Chorus:

One of these days I'm gonna pay it back, pay it back,

one of these days

One of these days I'm gonna pay it back, pay it back,

one of these days

 

And then they told me I could be somebody

If I didn't let too much get in my way

And I tried so hard just to be myself

But I keep on fading away

And then the lights went out, I didn't know what to do

If I could fool myself, then maybe I'd fool you

(chorus)

I wouldn't say that I was raised on romance

Let's not get stuck in the past

I love you more than everything in the world

I don't expect that will last

They told me everything was guaranteed

Somebody somewhere must've lied to me

(chorus)

12 Apr 2021079 :: Filled with Phrases :: A Slow Drag with "Five Small Words"00:11:55

Today’s slow drag is with “Five Small Words,” from “National Ransom,” released in 2010. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Five Small Words”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Five_Small_Words

“Five Small Words”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3i-0GJv4qA

“Poison most genteel” abstract: https://eds.a.ebscohost.com/abstract?site=eds&scope=site&jrnl=23275707&AN=100548026&h=14UchlM9kd2j0szlzDmbVBJRsz%2bofAGP3AdjTlnWUnx7Y%2bmKRxGniCiKe6aoz0yNrAZrPO8n7Ro8wWyXtDPV5A%3d%3d&crl=f&IdpId=&resultLocal=ErrCrlNoResults&resultNs=Ehost&crlhashurl=login.aspx%3fdirect%3dtrue%26profile%3dehost%26scope%3dsite%26authtype%3dcrawler%26jrnl%3d23275707%26AN%3d100548026

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"Five Small Words" Lyrics:

Maybe you'll recognize in time

Maybe one day you will discover

All the pain that lies behind

You and your unfortunate love

 

Somebody might be more

Unsuitable and strange

With eyes that offer everything

That are capable of danger

 

My mind turns over lies you told

Things said to your other lover

Sweet as they had been to me

You lay there telling them to each other

 

Now I stand outside the door

My head is filled with phrases

Inside someone's calling out

Their voices rise in praises

 

Five Small Words

"Don't want you anymore?"

Five Small Words

Well, who is keep score?

Five Small Words

 

Coward that you are, you would faithlessly implore

"Baby please don't leave me"

"Why don't you believe me?"

"Why did you deceive me?"

 

Didn't take some shiny dagger

Tattooed fingers grip and hone

I walked under some dark ladder

I Heard your final loving moan

All your indiscretions are so merciful and brief

Genteel poison sprinkled on your Spanish handkerchief

 

Five Small Words

"Don't you love me anymore?"

Five Small Words

Well, who is keeping score?

 

The coward that you are, you would so faithlessly implore

"Baby please don't leave me"

"Why don't you believe me?"

"Why did you deceive me?"

 

Maybe in time you'll want me more

Accidentally like this ‘45

This ‘44

29 Feb 202034 :: Lost Legs and Fingernails :: A Slow Drag with "Invasion Hit Parade"00:10:41

Today’s slow drag is with “Invasion Hit Parade,” from “Mighty Like a Rose,” released in 1991. The songwriting is credited Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Invasion Hit Parade”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Invasion_Hit_Parade

 

“Invasion Hit Parade”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Slp9rDxQU

 

Disco Tex and The Sex O Lettes “Get Dancin’”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwUQWamRNiY

Disco Tex & the Sex-O-Lettes bio: https://www.allmusic.com/artist/disco-tex-and-the-sex-o-lettes-mn0001202301/biography

 

Pet Shop Boys’ 2013 “Electricity”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIk1qEjI1mA

 

Hit Parade definition: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/hit-parade

 

Gil Scott-Heron “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw

 

Background information of Scott-Heron’s “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”: https://www.songfacts.com/facts/gil-scott-heron/the-revolution-will-not-be-televised

 

Butcher’s Hook Cockney Rhyming Slang: https://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/butcher_s_hook

 

Who is Gil Scott-Heron?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH14L0IlduQ

 

"Invasion Hit Parade" Lyrics:

Now that you set everybody free
Whatcha gonna do about me?
Don't want to be treated like some poor grateful clown
I'd rather go back in the sweet underground
Where I can tell the time by the color of my skin
And I know my neighbor 'cos he's the one, yes he's the one
Who always turns me in

A woman works the tunnel in the middle of the night
Picking up every lost object in sight
Handbags, toupees, lost legs and fingernails
The black market eats up all your failures
Her transistor offers no salvation or regrets
No pool, no pets, no cigarettes
Just non-stop Disco Tex and the Sex-o-lettes

(chorus):
There's no name, no name for the place
Or pain we'll cause you again and again
If you do not cooperate with the Invasion Hit Parade

The liberation forces make movies of their own
Playing their Doors records and pretending to be stoned
Drowning out a broadcast that wasn't authorized
Incidentally, the revolution will be televised
With one head for business, another for good looks
Until they started arriving with their rubber aprons and their butcher's hooks

(chorus)

They're hunting us down here with Liberty's light
A handshaking double-talking procession of the mighty
Pursued by a T.V. crew and coming after them
A limousine of singing stars and their brotherhood anthem
The former dictator was impeccably behaved
They're mopping up all the stubborn ones who just refuse to be saved

(chorus)

28 Jan 202029 :: Grammy Special00:04:04

A heartfelt congratulations to Mr. Elvis Costello and the Imposters for winning the 2020 Grammy award for the “Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album” of the year for their smoldering “Look Now.” What a tremendous talent, so deserving of all his many accolades.

Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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23 Aug 2020054 :: You're So Tough :: A Slow Drag with "Watch Your Step"00:10:37

Today’s slow drag is with “Watch Your Step,” from “Trust,” released in 1981. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Website: http://slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Watch Your Step”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Watch_Your_Step

“Watch Your Step” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvgIbU-I7-M

References:

Episode 18 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Rowdiest but Slightest,” a slow drag with “Luxembourg”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12106880

Episode 41 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Money’s Gone Already,” a slow drag with “Clubland”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/14133332

A Brief History of Kodachrome: http://content.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1906503,00.html

1973 “Kodachrome” Paul Simon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrRRhoS3KFk

“Breaker’s Yard” definition: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/breaker-s-yard

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

 

"Watch Your Step" Lyrics

Don't say a word / Don't say anything
Don't say a word / I'm not even listening
I read in the papers about their escape
They're just two bitter kids from a bunch of sour grapes (two bits of kids)
You better watch your step

Watch who's knocking on your front door
Now you know that they're watching
What are you waiting for?
Think you're young and original
Get out before
They get to watch your step

Every day is full of fun
And family spies
They're making heroes out of fall guys
They say it's good for business
From Singapore to Widnes
You better watch your step

Broken noses hung up on the wall
Back-slapping drinkers cheer the heavyweight brawl
So punch drunk they don't understand at all
You better watch your step

Every night
Go out full of carnival desires
End up in the closing time choirs
When you're kicking in the car chrome
And you're drinking down the Eau de Cologne
And you're spitting out the Kodachrome
You better watch your step

Bye
I send you all my regards
You're so tough
You're so hard
Listen to the hammers falling in the breaker's yard
You better watch your step
You better watch your step
Ooh, watch your step

29 Sep 201909 :: Grace and Virtue :: A Slow Drag with "All This Useless Beauty"00:16:54

Today's slow drag is with the title track from "All This Useless Beauty," released in 1996. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

“All this Useless Beauty”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrDC4EYmgYs

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference: "All This Useless Beauty": http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/All_This_Useless_Beauty_(song) 

“All This Useless Beauty” June Tabor version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX1cnBPXT38

Bechdel Test Movie List: https://bechdeltest.com

Bechdel Test Original comic strip:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1gAF_bCo_4Y/TexG3UuxAMI/AAAAAAAAAsk/1RnUFtjHXOw/s1600/The+Bechdel+Test.jpg  

Bechdel Test for music: https://urge.org/the-bechdel-test-for-music/

Shall vs. Will: https://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/shall_will.htm

The Mystery of Mary Magdalene: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p016qd9z

Quote about being a club member, Groucho Marx: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/groucho_marx_122546

The Hellenistic Period: https://www.ancient.eu/Hellenistic_Period/

Elvis Costello Rock and Roll Hall of Fame speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFObHCqccVk

Madonna and Whore Dichotomy: https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2018-04940-001 

 

"All This Useless Beauty" Lyrics:

It's at times such as this she'd be tempted to spit
If she wasn't so ladylike
She imagines how she might have lived back when legends and history collide
So she looks to her prince finding since he's so charmingly slumped at her side
Those days are recalled on the gallery wall
And she's waiting for passion or humour to strike

(Chorus:)
What shall we do, what shall we do with all this useless beauty?
All this useless beauty

Good Friday arrived, the sky darkened on time
'Til he almost began to negotiate
She held his head like a baby and said "It's okay if you cry"
Now he wants her to dress as if you couldn't guess
He desires to impress his associates
But he's part ugly beast and Hellenic deceased
So she finds that the mixture is hard to deny

(Repeat Chorus)

She won't practice the looks from the great tragic books
That were later disgraced to face celluloid
It won't even make sense but you can bet
If she isn't a sweetheart or plaything or pet
The film turns her into an unveiled threat

Nonsense prevails, modesty fails
Grace and virtue turn into stupidity
While the calendar fades almost all barricades to a pale compromise
And our leaders have feasts on the backsides of beasts
They still think they're the gods of antiquity
If something you missed didn't even exist
It was just an ideal -- is it such a surprise?

(Repeat Chorus Twice)

21 Jul 2024Slow Drag Lyrics Only :: Stalin Malone00:08:42

 — Dig it

 

Ballyhoo, my friend. The passion project is back again with another lyrics only episode.

My name is Remedy Robinson. And, for fun, let’s listen to the brilliant alternate lyrics of “Stalin Malone,” from Spike, released in 1989, off the 2001 Rhino re-issue of Spike. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name, the recitation is credited to Elvis Costello.

"Stalin Malone" Lyrics

I'm going to make you even fear the dream you dream

Don't even think about it, don't make a wish

You think that I don't see you as you trawl those young weak fish

Hooked on those poor wonders, till they want you alone

Though they can't tell a cuckoo-clock from the squeals of saxophones

That's when they'll fear my name

 

I'm telling you the day will come when this man gets what he merits

Though people still wear animal skins to ward off evil spirits

Only wife-swapping and witchcraft woke the dormitory town

'Til horse's heads up in the trees came dripping down

Yes, horse's heads hung in the trees after the bird had flown

Did you wonder of my whereabouts as the powder room was blown?

Did anybody call my name?

 

In a room called creation, where you all obey my laws

Where Seconal is gravity and pain is like applause

You think that this phenomenon is some coincidence

I've got people everywhere, you're under my surveillance, in the pocket of my pants

Okay, she left me, but I'll soon get over that

Falling out of the "Blood Tub" and rolling on my back

Waking up to the one o'clock gun with a Punch and Judy bird

Reaching out for a gelignite beer that fills me up with murder

To overhear forbidden songs her lover must have known

Between the pity and advice...

"There's no one here to help you now, but speak after the tone"

Leave for me a message of hope

 

Now the church door is a roller-shutter with padlocks and keys

Just like all of the other dispensaries

The saloon is like a casket, stained wood and human dust

Stale with conversation that hangs on your clothes like smoke

The wooden clock set time for her to dance dressed only in a flower

As the jazz band drowned the hysterical bird that it spits out on the hour

I drop out of sight and disappear, turn up in another town

But somehow I can't seem to put it down now, put it down

You probably wonder why I'm here, I don't trust myself alone

But do I have to see her fall into his arms before I can atone?

Get my jacket on, get my story straight

I'm leaving on my own

 

Again, this has been a slow drag lyrics only reading of “Stalin Malone” from 1989’s Spike. What a joy to read such mastery. Thank you for listening.

So, until next time, adieu my little ballyhoo

 

Reference:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: Stalin Malone https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Stalin_Malone

28 May 2023107 :: A Thrill Like This :: A Slow Drag with Dishonor the Stars"00:10:23

Today’s slow drag is with “Dishonor the Stars” from the Grammy Award winning “Look Now,” released in 2018. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com 

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Dishonor the Stars” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Dishonor_The_Stars

 

“Dishonor the Stars” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E18wcuJYxRM

 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

"Dishonor The Stars" Lyrics

If you wake and chance

to look above you

There's one that I named to show how

much I love you

Hanging up high

 

Poets long have written and 

have sung of

moonlight and some 

distant satellite and

when we're young we wish

upon them

 

Other men may only dream

to kiss you

But it's not a thrill like this

Put your lips a little closer to my cheek

then whisper,

then speak

So, tell me if you know

How deep can this thing go? 

 

Honey will still desire the flowers

And there will be a love like ours

Until the sky dishonors the stars

 

What in the world would all this 

amount to? 

If I can't tell you how much 

I want you

On such a night the sky might 

dishonor the stars

Disown and dishonor the stars

 

Poets long have written and 

have sung of

moonlight and some 

distant satellite and

when we're young we wish

upon them

 

Other men may only dream to kiss you

But it's not a thrill like this

Put your lips a little closer to my cheek

then whisper,

then speak

So, tell me if you know

How deep can this thing go?

 

Honey will still desire the flowers

And there will be a love like ours

Until the sky dishonors the stars

 

What in the world would all this 

amount to? 

If I can't tell you how much 

I want you

On such a night the sky might 

dishonor the stars

Disown and dishonor the stars

13 Feb 2022094 :: Faster and Faster :: A Slow Drag with "The Invisible Man"00:10:38

Today’s slow drag is with “The Invisible Man” from “Punch the Clock,” released in 1983. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Invisible Man”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Invisible_Man

“The Invisible Man”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o-iZ_GfTTs

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “I Turn Around”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/I_Turn_Around

“I Turn Around”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg4cesm8obI

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

"The Invisible Man" Lyrics

I was committed to life and then commuted to the outskirts

With all the love in the world

Living for thirty minutes at a time with a break in the middle for adverts

But it's a wonderful world within these cinema walls

Where a shower of affection becomes Niagara Falls

And you wish she could step down from the screen to your seat in the stalls

 

‘Cos if stars are only painted on the ceiling above

Then who can you turn to and who do you love

I want to get out while I still can

I want to be like Harry Houdini

Now I'm the invisible man

 

My head is spinning 'round faster and faster

Here I stand on the edge of disaster

I'm shattered like a piece of crystal, porcelain, or alabaster

 

'Cos if stars are only painted on the ceiling above

Then who can you turn to and who do you love

I want to get out while I still can

 

Crowds surround loudspeakers hanging from the lampposts

Listening to the murder mystery

Meanwhile someone's hiding in the classroom

Forging the books of history

Never mind there's a good film showing tonight

Where they hang everybody who can read or write

Oh, that could never happen here, but then again it might

 

'Cos if stars are only painted on the ceiling above

Then who can you turn to and who do you love

I want to get out while I still can

I want to be like Harry Houdini

Now I'm the invisible man

 

And you won't see me

03 Oct 2021090 :: This Velvet-Lined Purgatory :: A Slow Drag with "Next Time 'Round"00:11:27

Today’s slow drag is with “Next Time ‘Round” from “Blood and Chocolate,” released in 1986. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Next Time ‘Round”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Next_Time_%27Round

“Next Time ‘Round”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgQbf__uOvE

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

"Next Time 'Round" Lyrics

As I stepped out upon the landing my heart was already down the stairs

She's in the bedroom with that boy of hers

Though her face is creased and her eyes seem strange

There's a second-hand emotion on battered forty-five

My tears were never enough to keep that girl alive

Now she seems contrite, will she make the change

 

Chorus: 

The next time 'round

The next time 'round

You'll be someone else's baby

But I'll be underground

The next time 'round

 

Then you took two steps forward and then one step on your back

Now it's a future for me and you that I lack

You'll be the one who stands out in the dark

Even when you're all dressed in black

 

(Chorus)

 

You've got something I want now

And I've got something I can't hide

I've got too much love for you now

You’ve got too much pride?

 

Sometimes I name and number all the things you gave to me

Your elastic love, this velvet-lined purgatory

You used to take the breath out of me

Now I think you'll be the death of me

 

(Chorus)

 

The next time 'round

The next time 'round

You'll be someone else's baby

But I'll be underground

The next time 'round

The next time 'round

27 Oct 201914 :: Silly Beggars Can't Be Choosers :: A Slow Drag with "Pidgin English"00:16:20

Today’s slow drag is with “Pidgin English,” from “Imperial Bedroom,” released in 1982. The songwriting and is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Pidgin_English 

YouTube Version w/ Lyrics: https://youtu.be/I-MphF3ARTU 

“Pidgin English”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTnnDqcsdXw

The Great Vowel Shift: https://www.thehistoryofenglish.com/history_early_modern.html

Norman Conquest of 1066: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9606163/In-everything-we-say-there-is-an-echo-of-1066.html

Great vowel shift: https://www.thehistoryofenglish.com/history_early_modern.html

Examples of Grimm’s Law in English: https://www.jpetrie.net/examples-of-grimms-law-in-english/

44 English Phonemes: https://www.dyslexia-reading-well.com/44-phonemes-in-english.html

Graphemes: http://www.speechlanguage-resources.com/support-files/soundstographemesguide2.pdf

Lingua Franca to Pidgin to Creole: http://www.differencebetween.net/language/the-difference-between-pidgin-and-lingua-franca/

Grice’s maxims: https://www.lancaster.ac.uk/fass/projects/stylistics/topic12/14cp1.htm

Pidgin word etymology: https://www.etymonline.com/word/pidgin

Rolling Stone Review of “Imperial Bedroom”: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-album-reviews/imperial-bedroom-117931/

Slanging Match meaning: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/slanging-match

“Many Hands Make Light Work,” John Heyward’s idiom: John Heywood Quotes. (n.d.). BrainyQuote.com. Retrieved October 26, 2019, from BrainyQuote.com Web site: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/john_heywood_158880

“A change is as good as a rest” definition: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/a-change-is-as-good-as-a-rest

“Love Letters” “throwaway kiss” mention: https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=hn0oAwAAQBAJ&pg=PT293&lpg=PT293&dq=%22throwaway+kiss%22&source=bl&ots=72fti9sMam&sig=ACfU3U1IRbQB0dVq0bXNqfBWHJ5C1NnAEQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZmuLB_brlAhWEQxUIHRK8BFwQ6AEwC3oECAgQAQ#v=onepage&q=%22throwaway%20kiss%22&f=false

Hunting down who coined “writing about music is like dancing about architecture”: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/11/08/writing-about-music/

Squeeze, “”Hourglass”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM3PWVDzlfQ

“Post Truth” Society OED word of the year, 2016: https://www.hau.gr/?i=culture.en.past_event.5196

Virginia Woolf quote: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/426030-it-is-a-thousand-pities-never-to-say-what-one

Rod Stewart Axes Old Songs: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10122753/sir-rod-stewart-me-too-movement/

 

"Pidgin English" Lyrics

There's a young girl with her old man who's too sick to mention
She'll be turning twenty seven as she draws her widow's pension
But he couldn't catch a common cold he couldn't get arrested
Too terrified to answer back
Too tired to have resisted

Many hands make light work
Shorthand makes life easy
When he's out on night work
Make sure no one sees me
It all ends up in a slanging match with body talk and bruises
A change is better than a rest
Silly beggars can't be choosers

Chorus:
One of a thousand pities you can't categorize
There are ten commandments of love
When will you realise
There are ten commandments of love
I believe, I trust, I promise, I wish love's just a throwaway kiss
In this Pidgin English

If you're so wise, use your lips and your eyes
Take it to the bridge she sighs

You go cheep cheep cheep between bulleyes and bluster
Stiff as your poker face
Keener than mustard
From your own back yard to the land of exotica
From the truth society to neurotic erotica

Silence is golden
Money talks diamonds and ermine
There's a word in Spanish, Italian and German
In sign language, morse code, semaphore and gibberish
Have you forgotten how to say it
In your Pidgin English?

(chorus)

PS I love you

11 Jul 2021086 :: A Fine Fixation :: A Slow Drag with "Drum and Bone"00:12:34

Today’s slow drag is with “Drum and Bone,” from “Momofuku,” released in 2008. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Drum & Bone”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Drum_%26_Bone

“Drum & Bone”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eewL9YmNM1Y

“That” definitions and synonyms: https://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/that

“That” https://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/that  

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"Drum and Bone" Lyrics:

Maybe we're nothing but skin and bone

Blare and rubber

Eyes that blubber

Teeth that bite

Hands that slight

 

And I'm trying to do the best I can

But I'm a limited, primitive kind of man

 

Maybe we're nothing but skin and bone

Nerves that shatter

Tongues that flatter

Lips that mutter

Lashes that flutter

 

Mounds of dust and lips of ripe

Twice as vicious

As the words I type

Under a ribbon

Of every stripe

 

There's a grip that tightens

A dark that frightens

A wise that crackles

A fear that shackles

 

And I'm trying to do the best I can

But I'm a limited, primitive kind of man

 

And then that kinder creation

Becomes a fine fixation

All of a sudden

With the parts we've hidden

Because they are forbidden

 

Beneath a hide of pain

You'll find a soul of stain

While fists still beat

At heart's deceit

 

And I'm trying to do the best I can

But I'm a limited, primitive kind of man

 

Maybe with nothing but a drum and drone

I want to beat it 'til I get unknown

 

Pig some skin

Stretch it tight

Make myself up overnight

 

Maybe this is nothing but drum and drone

Wanna beat it 'til I get unknown

 

Dig my pin

Kick up some stink

Find myself a brand-new kink

 

Prick that berry

And squeeze this ink

Scratch out all of the words I think

Before your very eyes can blink

 

And I'm trying to do the best I can

But I'm a limited, primitive kind of man

07 Apr 2024124 :: The Gaze That You Provoke :: A Slow Drag with "The Difference"00:16:44

Today’s slow drag is with “The Difference,” from “The Boy Named If,” released in 2023. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

Slow Drag with Remedy on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1f521a34-2ed9-4bd4-a936-1ad107969046/slow-drag-with-remedy-an-elvis-costello-appreciation

 

References:

 

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Difference” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_Difference

 

“The Difference” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tvg-OfP1LA

 

Octameter: https://poemanalysis.com/poetic-meter/#:~:text=Octameter%20Octameter%20refers%20to%20a,patterns%20in%20English%20language%20verse.

 

The difference between undertone and overtone https://www.britannica.com/dictionary/eb/qa/undertone-and-overtone

 

What is an appositive: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/appositive

 

Fiddlehead Reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYe6ZMs3K4

 

Fiddlehead: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fiddlehead

 

The Male Gaze: https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-the-male-gaze-5118422

 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

Listen to the audiobook of “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

"The Difference" Lyrics

I pulled a petal from the flower to tell just where my fortune fell

About a boy beyond my caution before I lay beneath his spell

And he said, "Do you know, do you know, do you, by chance, know wrong from right?"

"Do you know, do you know, do you know what turns pleasure to plight?

If you trust me, I know it may seem strange 

I'll show you the way down into the underworld"

I did just what he asked me to

Lifted my skirt to show him my shoe

Upon a reel of the finest fiddlehead

Light as the dance around Milady's bed

The steps came faster at his insistence

'Til he showed me all about the difference

"It's not about the things I promised, it's not about the vow we broke

If I am faithless or dishonest it's just the gaze that you provoke"

And he said, "Do you know, do you know, do you, by chance, know wrong from right?"

"Do you know, do you know, do you know what turns pleasure to plight?

If you kiss me, at first it may seem strange

I'll show you the way into another world"

My father shamed me just like you

Buried my name in a glass or two

'Til he came to me in his darkest house

He mistook me, took me for his spouse

And my cries for a woman in the distance 

So, I took this knife to show him the difference

'Til he came to me in his darkest house

He mistook me, took me for his spouse

And my cries for the woman in the distance 

So, I used this knife to show him the difference

25 Jan 2021069 :: Fashion Fingernails :: A Slow Drag with "13 Steps Lead Down"00:10:32

Today’s slow drag is with “13 Steps Lead Down,” from “Brutal Youth,” released in 1994. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “13 Steps Lead Down”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/13_Steps_Lead_Down

“13 Steps Lead Down”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31mUTzAmhA

“Friends of Mine” By the Guess Who: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLuIb4oic4

“Friends of Mine” lyrics: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/guesswho/friendsofmine.html

“The Hanging Judge’s Hangman Discusses Hanging”: https://truewestmagazine.com/hanging-judges-hangmen/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

 

"13 Steps Lead Down" Lyrics:

When nobody knows she puts on secret clothes

And lies in the meadow with her hands tied behind her back

I won't refuse

If you know how to use it

Just stop playing that ugly drug music

 

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

There's commoners and kings

And everyone's a prisoner

Of paper and glue and a decent pair of scissors

So, tonight I'm drinking to your health

Because I just can't stand myself

 

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

 

She stands and fails on fashion fingernails

Her lovers have her walking 'round

On instruments of torture

And one of them is poisonous

The other is a thief they say

So, what one could give to her

The other cannot take away

 

When nobody knows she puts on secret clothes

And lies in her splendor for a picture opportunity

Cover up that bruise, put on patent leather shoes

Just stop playing that bad mood music

 

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

There's commoners and kings

And everyone's a prisoner

Of paper and glue and a decent pair of scissors

So, tonight I'm drinking to your health

Because I just can't stand myself

 

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

Thirteen steps lead down

13 Oct 2020058 :: All I Ever Do is Bow :: A Slow Drag with "No Dancing"00:14:36

Today’s slow drag is with “No Dancing,” from “My Aim is True,” released in 1977. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/  

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “No Dancing”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/No_Dancing

 “No Dancing”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d2KdzBf8yI

References:

Episode 22 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “And His Castanets,” a slow drag with “Waiting for the End of the World”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12403490

Episode 36 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “It’s the Way that You Are,” a slow drag with “Miracle Man”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13551431

"No Dancing" Lyrics

Oh I know that she
Has made a fool of him
Like girls have done so many nights before
Time and time again
Now he’s so strange
I don't know why
But somebody, somebody has to cry
There's gonna be no dancing when they get home

There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing when they get home

Now he's telling her
Every little thing he's done
Once he glanced at the jackets of some paperbacks
Now he's read every one
He's such a drag / He's not insane
It's just that everybody / Has to feel his pain
There's gonna be no dancing when they get home

He's getting down on his knees
He finds that the girl is not so easy to please
Oh oh, after all, his nights were just a paper striptease
She's caught it like some disease

If he says no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing on my own

She can't even speak to him
He can't face her now
He says "Even though I wanna shake your hand
All I ever do is bow.
So now you see
How can it be.
Why can't you give me anythin' but sympathy?"

There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing
There's gonna be no dancing on my own

21 Feb 2021073 :: Jingling Spurs :: "Jimmie Standing in the Rain"00:18:10

Today’s slow drag is with “Jimmie Standing in The Rain,” from “National Ransom,” released in 2010. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Jimmie Standing in The Rain”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Jimmie_Standing_In_The_Rain

“Jimmie Standing in The Rain”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PbA88w9jk

“Scrapping first-class train carriages leaves us all in third”: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/17/chris-grayling-scrapping-first-class-trains-leaves-us-all-in-third

“First, second third class train travel in 19040s & 1950s Britain”: https://www.1900s.org.uk/1940s-trains-class.htm

Third Class rail travel ends in Britain: https://moneyweek.com/394050/3-june-1956-third-class-rail-travel-ends-in-britain

Tweed’s history: https://www.masterclass.com/articles/what-is-tweed#what-are-the-origins-of-tweed

“Where London’s history happened — in the pub”: https://londonspubswherehistoryreallyhappened.wordpress.com/2017/12/19/the-argyll-arms/

“The London Trocadero, Leicester Square, and Piccadilly Circus,” Introduction to the early years: http://www.arthurlloyd.co.uk/TrocaderoLeicesterSquareLondon.htm 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"Jimmie Standing in the Rain" lyrics:

Third-Class ticket in his pocket

Punching out the shadows underneath the sockets

Tweed coat turned up against the fog

 

Slow coaches rolling o'er the moor

Between the very memory

And approaches of war

 

Stale bread curling on a luncheon counter

Loose change lonely, not the right amount

 

Forgotten Man of an indifferent nation

Waiting on a platform at a Lancashire station

Somebody's calling you again

The sky is falling

Jimmie's standing in the rain

 

Nobody wants to buy a counterfeited prairie lullaby in a colliery town

A hip flask and fumbled skein with some stage-door Josephine is all he'll get now

Eyes going in and out of focus

Mild and bitter from tuberculosis

 

Forgotten Man / Indifferent nation

Waiting on a platform at a Lancashire station

Somebody's calling you again

The sky is falling

Jimmie's standing in the rain

 

Her soft breath was gentle on his neck

If he could choose the time to die

Then he would come and go like this

Underneath the painted sky

 

She woke up and called him "Charlie" by mistake

And then in shame began to cry

Tarnished silver band peels off a phrase

And then warms their hands around the brazier

 

Forgotten Man / Indifferent nation

Waiting on a platform at a Lancashire station

Somebody's calling you again

It's finally dawning

Jimmie's standing in the rain

 

Brilliantine glistening

Your soft plaintive whistling

And your wan wandering smile

 

Died down at The Hippodrome

Now you're walking off to jeers, the lonely sound of jingling spurs,

the "toodle-oos" and "Oh, my dears" down at "The Argyle"

 

Vile vaudevillians applaud sobriety

There's no place for a half-cut cowboy in polite society

 

Forgotten Man / Indifferent nation

Waiting on a platform at a Lancashire station

Somebody's calling you again

It's finally dawning

Jimmie's standing in the rain

05 Aug 2020052 :: The Worthless Bum :: A Slow Drag with "Monkey to Man"00:12:10

Today’s slow drag is with “Monkey to Man,” from “The Delivery Man,” released in 2004. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Monkey to Man”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Monkey_To_Man

“Monkey to Man”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsAe1X1gNzA

References:

Episode 16 and 17 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “I Might Recite a Small Prayer,” a slow drag with “Bedlam,” and the supplement “The Quickening Art”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11977772
https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12057494

Episode 27, “Or Maybe I Really Love You,” a slow drag with “Needle Time”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12795641

“The Monkey” w/ The Dirty Dozen Brass Band: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUKLjtqWPuM

“The Monkey” Speaks His Mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNjuxtjtuWg

“The Monkey” Original 45rpm quality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qdMPxImd3E

“The Monkey” song lyrics: Dave Bartholomew: http://www.songlyrics.com/dave-bartholomew/the-monkey-lyrics/

Dave Bartholomew Quick bio: https://www.allmusic.com/artist/dave-bartholomew-mn0000577590/biography

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

 

"Monkey to Man" Lyrics:

A long time ago, our point of view
Was broadcast by Mr. Bartholomew
And now the world is full of sorrow and pain
And it's time for us to speak up again

You're slack and sorry / Such an arrogant brood
The only purpose you serve is to bring us our food

We sit here staring at your pomp and pout
Outside the bars we use for keeping you out

You've taken everything that you wanted
Broke it up and plundered it and hunted
Ever since we said it
You went and took the credit
It's been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man

Every time man struggles and fails
He makes up some kind of fairytales
After all of the misery that he has caused
He denies he's descended from the dinosaurs

Points up to heaven with cathedral spires
All the time indulging in his base desires
Ever since we said it
He went and took the credit
It's been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man

Big and useless as he has become
With his crying statues and his flying bomb
Goes 'round acting like the chosen one
Excuse us if we treat him like our idiot cousin

He hangs up flowers and bells and rhymes
Hoping to hell someone's forgiven his crimes
Fills up the air with his pride and praise
He's a big disgrace to our beastly ways

In a fashionable nightclubs and finer precincts
Man uses words to dress up his vile instincts
Ever since we said it
He went and took the credit
It's been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man

15 Nov 2020060 :: Sotto Voce :: A Slow Drag with "Charm School"00:08:45

Today’s slow drag is with “Charm School,” from “Punch the Clock,” released in 1983. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/  

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Charm School”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Charm_School

 

“Charm School”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoK19qiftb0

 

References:

“You Can’t Make a Silk Purse out of a Sow’s Ear” origin: https://wordhistories.net/2016/12/28/silk-purse-sows-ear/

“The Mangle” Definition: https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Mangle+(machine)

Episode 11 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Blow the Whistle,” a slow drag with “King of Thieves”:  https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11574305

Episode 38 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “His Tribute of a Rose,” a slow drag with “The Greatest Thing”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13850447

Episode 53 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Telling You What’s What,” a slow drag with “Mouth Almighty”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/15663395

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

 

"Charm School" Lyrics: 

Men made out of monkeys
Men made into mice
Happy days are here again
And all the drinks half price
A girl with a trick and a man with a calling

Trying to make a living out of your downfalling
Trying to make a living out of anything at all
Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
In that charm school

You and I as lovers
Were nothing but a farce
Trying to make a silk purse
Out of a sow's arse
Saying "Why don't you watch me"
Hardly speaking sotto voce

Trying to make a living out of your downfalling
Trying to make a living out of anything at all
Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
In that charm school

I've got a notion / I've got an angle
Take your dreams and promises
And put them through the mangle
They say it's hell to finance too
And I just want to romance you

In this perpetual nightclub
I'll be yours eternal
Though the hours are long
And the noise infernal
Just one shameful act or sometimes two
We make believe we're making do

Trying to make a living out of your downfalling
Trying to make a living out of anything at all
Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
In that charm school

Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
In that charm school, in that charm school

04 Sep 201903 :: Sing "Hallelujah," Sister :: A Slow Drag with "Church Underground"00:13:20

Today’s slow drag is with “Church Underground” from “National Ransom,” released in 2010. Songwriting credit goes to Mr. Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA


Twitter: @slowdragremedy
Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com
Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com
Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Church Underground: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFDk4OaSRJg

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference page: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Church_Underground 

“The Tribute to Leonard Cohen Concert, November 2017:  https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/11/sting-lana-del-rey-elvis-costello-and-many-more-perform-in-tribute-to-leonard-cohen-in-montreal-11-6/

The first moving picture and the history of its inventor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqfCmQtrTcE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmuo45NR6qE

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Eadweard-Muybridge

https://www.britannica.com/art/history-of-the-motion-picture/Post-World-War-I-European-cinema

Atlas Obscura “Taxi Dancers” article: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why-men-in-the-1920s-paid-women-for-spins-around-the-dance-hall

The history of Prohibition: https://www.history.com/topics/roaring-twenties/prohibition

The concept of Purgatory: https://www.britannica.com/topic/purgatory-Roman-Catholicism 

The video of Dorothy and her pals getting ready to see the Wizard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur7GnxTkS-M

The blog post with the “New International Version” of Hebrews 11:36-38 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur7GnxTkS-M

The “English Standard Version” passage of Hebrews 11:36-38 https://biblia.com/bible/esv/Heb%2011.36–38

 

"Church Underground" Lyrics:

She stood spotlit in a plain print dress
Came howling out of the wilderness
There beat a cunning and murderous heart
Beneath that calm exterior

"You know my name
You don't know my mind
Don't doubt my eyes
They betray the past
And I've already forgotten
Much more than you will ever know"

And every word that I have spoken is true
Except for those that were broken in two

I'm trying to make peace after a long night of pretend
I need a pawnbroker or moneylender

Why do you do me down, Mister?
Sing "Hallelujah," Sister
Turn up the volume, just to turn it down
The trivial secrets buried with profound
It's enough to put a Church Underground

Deflowered young and then ever since
She's tried to wash off his fingerprints
So every charlatan and prince
Was made to feel inferior

She worked for tips in a 10-cent dance
Said moving pictures might pay perchance
10,000 one-way tickets to the sparkling coast
From the blank interior

Everybody's either talking in code
Or getting ready to explode

Then she was singing with five-piece band
But seems that no-one wants this sound

Why do you do me down, Mister?
Sing "Hallelujah," Sister
Turn up the volume, just to turn it down
The trivial secrets buried with profound
It's enough to put a Church Underground

The shaft of fanlight streaked with rain
Poured through the glass, punched through the pain
A holy picture hidden in the midden of that poisoned stitch
Her lonely voice was just a ruin in these riches

Must have been dreaming this all along
Could she be redeeming herself in song?
“I'm no-one's martyred, plaster saint
Below the grease, beneath the paint”

I'm rolling like barrel
Swinging like a gallows
I'm rising up fast like all hell and all hallows

Why do you do me down, Mister?
Sing "Hallelujah," Sister
I'll be damned or purgatory bound
Before those jokers ever understand
It's enough to put a Church Underground

14 Feb 2021072 :: Broken Playthings :: A Slow Drag with "The Name of This Thing is Not Love"00:11:58

Today’s slow drag is with “The Name of This Thing is Not Love,” from “The Delivery Man,” released in 2004. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Name of This Thing Is Not Love”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Name_Of_This_Thing_Is_Not_Love

“The Name of This Thing Is Not Love”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-OQZvFoh_Q

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"The Name of This Thing Is Not Love" Lyrics:

There's a part of this feeling that I just cannot kill

But the name of this thing is not love

And I can't take a potion, and I won't take a pill

So, it tortures me still

But the name of this thing is not love

 

Then you start entertaining such a terrible thought

Life is so very short

And the name of this thing is not love

 

There's a bruise on her arm and some blood on the floor

But the name of this thing is not love

And they're taunting some girl that they claim to adore

She can't take anymore

But the name of this thing is not love

 

Who in the world do you think that you are?

That you pushed me this far

The name of this thing is not love

 

He thinks of her still, although you'd never guess

He's trying hard to forget her

The occasional moments that he'll always bless

Watching her dress for worse or better

 

He watched her pick over her broken playthings

What played on his mind is not love

The cast-aside tokens and discarded rings

Over one of his flings

But the name of this thing is not love

 

Then he threw something down in the wild rushing river

And won't ever recover

The name of this thing is not love

 

Then you start out pretending that you're so very tough

Life is not short enough

But the name of this thing is not love

11 Jun 2022096 :: It's Darker Than You Think :: A Slow Drag with "All the Rage"00:10:51

Today’s slow drag is with “All the Rage” from “Brutal Youth,” released in 1994. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “All the Rage”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/All_The_Rage

“All the Rage”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kf-yeojmjY

“Tenderness”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XegL32Btzs

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"All the Rage" Lyrics:

The twitching impulse is to speak your mind

I'll lend you my microscope and maybe you will find it

Is it in that ugly place that's just behind your face?

Where you keep my picture still

Despite the fact that you had me replaced

 

Say "Goodbye"

Baby can't you act your age?

You know why

I'm going to give it to you straight

Although I'll never be unhappy as you want me to be

Still it's all the rage

 

I'll probably play along left to my own devices

Spare me the drone of your advice

The sins of garter and gin confession may delay

You know the measuring pole, the merry boots of clay

I've heard it all before

You'll say it anyway

 

Chorus

 

Alone with your tweezers and your handkerchief

You murder time and truth, love, laughter and belief

So don't try to touch my heart, it's darker than you think

And don't try to read my mind because it's full of disappearing ink

 

Chorus

 

Although I'll never be unhappy as you want me to be

Still it's all the rage

05 Mar 2023103 :: Imitation Lashes :: A Slow Drag with "You Little Fool"00:12:50

Today’s slow drag is with “You Little Fool” from “Imperial Bedroom,” released in 1982. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “You Little Fool” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/You_Little_Fool

 

“You Little Fool” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYmVfF3WX_Q

 

“You Little Fool” Demo version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEo40X9_HUs

 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

Daddy's best girl in the world is not supposed to have a boyfriend

But she's never wanted at home

Other girls are allowed to wear their makeup

She sneaks out her lipstick, powder and comb

She surrounds his name with hearts and flowers

Talks on the telephone for hours and hours

But with a bird in his hand

And two on a string

The words of love have an imitation ring

 

Chorus:

You little fool, you little fool

I suppose that you're going to stay all night

You little fool

Don't look at me that way, you know it isn't right

You little fool

 

They say no news is good news

The little girl wants information

Mother just gives her some pills to choose

And says go and use your imagination

 

Daddy's best girl in the world says just look what I got

As she sits beside him on the high stool

With his arm around her neck, snowball in one hand

And the other full of imitation jewels

She fingers a string of pearls

An imitation but he'll never know it

Imitation lashes flutter above

Looking for an imitation of love

 

(Chorus)

 

Alternative second verse intro lyrics:

 And you’re so surprised she’s up to hijinks out on the high stools

Sitting with a snowball in one hand, the other full of imitation jewels

27 Mar 202037 :: Gallivant in Peg-Leg Pants :: A Slow Drag with "A Voice in the Dark"00:13:42

Today’s slow drag is with “A Voice in the Dark,” from “National Ransom,” released in 2010. The songwriting is credited to Mr. Elvis Costello.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “A Voice in the Dark”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/A_Voice_In_The_Dark

 

“A Voice in the Dark”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-CJTZMKh7E

 

Live solo performance of “A Voice in the Dark,” with “Pennies from Heaven” Prelude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szu-y3n9ubg

Elvis Costello in Isolation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXyl0fBcTY&feature=youtu.be 

 

"A Voice in The Dark" Lyrics:

You can read right through a book of matches
But that won't make you smart
You can laugh in the face of watches
But time will only break your heart

Kings reign beneath umbrellas
Hide pennies down in cellars
And money pours down and yet
Not everyone gets soaking wet

When bores and bullies conspire
To stamp out your spark
Listen for…
A Voice In The Dark

Not a moment too soon as we blue the moon
And a wolf began to howl in tune
I announced for all mankind / A boon
Stand aside you big baboon
Now I'm the a prize invention
You're the image of yourself
Forget your cares
your disapproving stares
I'm not here to try to jump your borders
Just ask your nieces and daughters


I'm flat as sole, I'm happy as a clam
But you don't know the kind of man I am
Little fish swimming in a jealous shoal
Now my net is overflowing
And suddenly I seem to be all seeing and all knowing
I got something right there
You might want to hear
I have no fear
Lend a hand / Lend an ear
If your rent-money is in arrears

We'll be striking up a symphony bandstand
Long of hair and loose of tooth
There'll be pirouettes and startling handstands
And who but acrobats know how to tell the truth
When all is said and then redundant
They gallivant in peg-leg pants
I‘ll be your servant
You'll be my pal
and I'll be faithful you know I shall
There's no fool like an old fool
Who blames it all upon his youth
When times are tough and you find you're down
Without a star to wish upon
Listen for…
A Voice In The Dark

I was striking through a box of matches
Hoping that one would spark
I heard somebody calling to me
A voice in the dark
A voice both wild and gentle
Daring and confidential
I thought there was music playing
But it was all and only talk


When liars and bullies conspire to stamp out spark
Fill up that empty space in your heart
Listen up as the herald says, "Hark"
Believe in the voice in the dark…

28 Aug 2022099 :: Listen to Me :: A Slow Drag with "Hey Clockface"00:10:08

Today’s slow drag is with “No Flag” from “Hey Clockface,” released in June, 2020. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “No Flag”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/No_Flag

“No Flag”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7aQtVfB-88

Elvis Costello Drops Second “Helsinki Sound” https://www.977theriver.com/2020/07/10/elvis-costello-drops-second-helsinki-sound-track-hetty-ohara-confidential/

“My Dark Life” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw9boaOLnvI

Definition of collocation: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/collocation

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

"No Flag" Lyrics

I've got no religion

I've got no philosophy

I've got a head full of ideas and words that don't seem to belong to me

You may be joking but I don't get the gag

I sense no future but time seems to drag

 

No time for this kind of love

No flag waving high above

No sign for the dark place that I live

No God for the damn that I don't give

 

I've got no illusions

I've had no epiphany

Why should anybody listen to me

She said I'm tearing up the sheets that your love letters stained

All of your magic powers have drained

 

No time for this kind of love

No flag waving high above

No sign for the dark place that I live

No God for the damn that I don't give

 

There's a line in the sand

A word or two in the aftermath

I'm an arrow that shoots up and down on an advertising graph

I could write you verses and recite more than one

But they're not worth the paper that they're written on

 

No time for this kind of love

No flag waving high above

No sign for the dark place that I live

No God for the damn that I don't give

 

We want everything and we don't want to share

Out-o space for the faces we fear

Look in the mirror and see who I used to be

Made out of plastic in a factory

 

No flag

No flag

31 Jan 2021070 :: Gunslinger Swagger :: A Slow Drag with "Go Away"00:13:04

Today’s slow drag is with “Go Away,” from “Momofuku,” released in 2008. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Go Away”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Go_Away

“Go Away”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQUq5AxhXJ4

The structure of a three-act Play: https://blog.reedsy.com/three-act-structure/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"Go Away" Lyrics:

Are we rolling? One, two, one, two, three, four

Here in my little spy movie 

With my garter and dagger

And my gag and my cuff

And my gunslinger swagger

 

You used to be my hand-painted villain

You used to be so thrilling

 

It's a switch that you're flicking      

A fuse you're always tripping

A button that you're pressing

A number that you're pushing

You're always delaying

Denying and betraying

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

Go away, Go away

Why don't you go away?

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

 

Budapest intrigue          

Three hours of black and white

Squinting at subtitles

Through a telescopic sight

 

Hungarian melody

Repeating endlessly

Is this the end I see?

Approaching in front of me

 

A switch that you're flicking        

A fuse you're always tripping

A button that you're pressing

A number that you're pushing

You're always delaying

Denying or betraying

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

Go Away, Go Away

Why don't you go away?

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

 

In this hysterical epic 

Secret passage of the palace

Powder from a hollow ring

Into the poisonous chalice

 

Unfrocked fondler

In a half moonlit gondola

Pampered hog in a ringlet wig

Gamboled a merry jig

 

You're always pursuing

But she won't need possessing

Just undoing and undressing

Please don't stop confessing

 

You're always delaying.         

Denying or betraying

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

Go Away, Go Away

Why don't you go away?

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

 

In my mystery caper        

As I lower my lamp

On a fey little gunsel

Who dreamed of drilling that vamp

 

I'm walking the shade

Of this silent parade

With my pepper and mace

And my heartbroken face

 

Rainy railway station

Drowns out a tearful parting

Last canister rolling

On our little melodrama

 

Is a one-horse opera

A screwball comedy

Mistaken identity

Well, who do you want to be?

 

A switch that you're flicking 

A fuse you're always tripping

A button that you're pressing

A number that you're pushing

You're always delaying

Denying or betraying

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

Go Away, Go Away

Why don't you go away?

Why don't you come back, baby?

Why don't you go away?

 

Hey, hey

Why don't you

Go away

Why don't you go away?

10 Sep 201905 :: Well Heaven Knows What Fills the Heart :: A Slow Drag with "Georgie and Her Rival"00:15:28

Today's slow drag with "Georgie and Her Rival," from "Mighty Like a Rose," released in 1991. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello's birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

“Georgie and Her Rival”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNg2KGRKu8I 

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Georgie_And_Her_Riva

“Mighty Lak’ a Rose”: https://songofamerica.net/song/mighty-lak-a-rose/

Muppet Fan site illustration: https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Mighty_Lak%27_a_Rose

A Petula Clark interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA6tZeX5PKo

Podcast suggestion: Down in the Hole, a Tom Waits Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/down-in-the-hole/id1040064262 

"Georgie and Her Rival" Lyrics

Georgie grew to hate her name, it sounded like a tiny man
And the one she had said "I can't see you, but I'll call you whenever I can"
Sometimes the phone would ring, when she was half-asleep
A voice would drag her down with its suggestions
Though she often felt cheated, she never felt cheap

(chorus):
Well heaven knows what fills the heart
And makes you feel so alive
It's impossible to tear apart
Georgie and her rival

It was half-past February, and he hadn't called since New Year's Day
Maybe he'd found another woman to say those words no chapel girl should say
Her mother would phone and always keep her talking
She'd try to be polite, making faces
But somewhere in the back of her mind, her rival was stalking

(chorus)

Her rival would always wait till the eighth or ninth bell
He'd be desperate anyway and drunk as well
She always liked to hurt him to prove he was prepared
To love her anyway that she wanted
So she could tell which she preferred

He sat up with his address book trying to think what mood he's in
His finger traced past Georgie's name to someone who needed less persuading
She didn't hear through her disguise, he didn't leave her in a rush
Just like the promise that he left on her machine that almost made her blush
The radio plays a lover's symphony
"The number you have dialed has been re-directed"
Now she puts him on the speaker-phone whenever she has company

(chorus)

11 Jan 2021068 :: Nothing But an Afterthought :: A Slow Drag with "A Man Out of Time"00:14:57

Today’s slow drag is with “Man Out of Time,” from “Imperial Bedroom,” released in 1982. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Man Out of Time”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Man_Out_Of_Time

“Man Out of Time”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XDuHPLzsxM

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

“Dead Man Shoes” Idiom: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/dead-mens-shoes

 

The responsibilities of a Minister of State, UK: https://www.gov.uk/government/ministers/minister-of-state--61

 

“Traitors’ Gate”: https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/traitors-gate

 

“Twopence ha’penny millionaire” https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Twopence%20ha%27penny%20millionaire

 

“Rhyme Schemes” https://www.masterclass.com/articles/poetry-101-what-is-a-rhyme-scheme-learn-about-rhymed-poems-with-examples#the-abab-rhyme-scheme-in-poetry

"Man Out of Time" Lyrics

So this is where he came to hide
When he ran from you
In a private detective's overcoat
And dirty dead man's shoes

The pretty things of Knightsbridge
Lying for a minister of state
Are a far cry from the nod and wink
Here at traitor's gate

'Cause the high heel he used to be has been ground down
And he listens for the footsteps that would follow him around

To murder my love is crime
But will you still love
A man out of time?

There's a tuppenny ha'penny millionaire
Looking for a fourpenny one
With a tight grip on the short hairs
Of the public imagination

But for his private wife and kids somehow
Real life becomes a rumor
Days of Dutch courage
Just three French letters and a German sense of humor

He's got a mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge
He stands to be insulted and he pays for the privilege

To murder my love is crime
But will you still love
A man out of time?

The biggest wheels of industry
Retire sharp and short
And the after dinner overtures
Are nothing but an afterthought

Somebody's creeping in the kitchen
There's a reputation to be made
Whose nerves are always on a knife's edge
Who's up late polishing the blade

Love is always scarpering or cowering or fawning
You drink yourself insensitive and hate yourself in the morning

To murder my love is crime
But will you still love
A man out of time?

05 Jul 2020048 :: Erase Everything Rotten :: A Slow Drag with "Flutter and Wow"00:11:09

Today’s slow drag is with “Flutter and Wow,” from “Momofuku,” released in 2008. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Flutter and Wow”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Flutter_%26_Wow  

 

“Flutter and Wow”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn9HeYxxzuc

“Flutter and Wow, Sound Distortion”: https://www.britannica.com/technology/flutter

Q: Are wow and flutter key to that analogue tape sound?: https://www.soundonsound.com/sound-advice/q-are-wow-and-flutter-key-analogue-tape-sound

“What do wow and flutter sound like?”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCwRdrFtJuE

“Magnetic Field” example: https://www.britannica.com/science/magnetic-field

"Flutter and Wow" lyrics:

Last rays of sunlight die
Full moon begins to rise
Reflected in your eyes
I can't believe that this is happening
You make the motor in me
Flutter and Wow

The crowd was gathering
The clock struck five, then ten
My happy tears were descending
I can't believe that this is happening
You make the motor in me
Flutter and Wow

Flutter and Wow / Flutter and Wow
You make the motor in me
Flutter and Wow / Flutter and how

The incident tape across the bed
Threading it from the reel to the head
I'm planting this thought in a magnetic field
And pushing the button
And all of a sudden
Erase everything rotten
Fascinated and uptight
Make me shout out loud
Make me cry all day and night

My voice got stuck in my throat...
Pulled my hand up into the sleeve of my coat
So you'd never know how it was shaking
I can't believe that this is happening
You make the motor in me
Flutter and Wow

Flutter and Wow / Flutter and Wow

You make the motor in me
Start up and stop again
When I am spluttering
You make the motor in me
Flutter and wow / Flutter and how
Flutter and wow / Flutter and how

To the bridge

The incident tape across the bed
Threading it from the reel to the head
I'm planting this thought in a magnetic field
And pressing the button
And all of a sudden
Erase everything rotten
Fascinated and uptight
Make me shout out loud
Make me cry all day and night

05 Oct 201910 :: A Terrible Crime :: A Slow Drag with "Let Him Dangle"00:15:31

Today's slow drag is with "Let Him Dangle," from "Spike," released in 1989. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Let Him Dangle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-vtA-k2QUU

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: "Let Him Dangle": http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Let_Him_Dangle 

A learning journal that cites Ben Franklin:  https://wiki.auckland.ac.nz/display/MGMT300/A+man+convinced+against+his+will%2C+is+of+the+same+opinion+still

Benjamin Franklin misquotes from the Franklin institute blog:  https://www.fi.edu/benjamin-franklin/7-things-benjamin-franklin-never-said

Why it’s a waste of time trying to determine who said “a man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still”:  https://quotationcelebration.wordpress.com/2017/02/20/a-man-convinced-against-his-will-is-of-the-same-opinion-still-unknown/

Hunting down who coined “writing about music is like dancing about architecture”: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/11/08/writing-about-music/

Derek Bentley, “A Victim of British Justice?” http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/bentley.html

UK Bentley case breakthrough: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/24208.stm

Craig’s Relief at Bentley’s Posthumous Pardon: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/142351.stm

Newsnight – Derek Bentley #1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiy6Dx8DvBw

Linguistic ambiguity: http://michealaxelsen.com/blog/?p=347

Syntactic Ambiguity: https://www.thoughtco.com/syntactic-ambiguity-grammar-1692179

Britain’s last executions:  https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/13/britain-last-executions-hanging-criminals-low-key

Derek Bentley’s Headstone: http://veryverybritish.blogspot.com/2014/06/derek-bentley.html

“Let Him Have It” Film Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7kjmN2SFGo

"Let Him Dangle" Lyrics:

Bentley said to Craig, "Let him have it, Chris"
They still don't know today just what he meant by this
Craig fired the pistol, but was too young to swing
So the police took Bentley and the very next thing
Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle

Bentley had surrendered, he was under arrest
When he gave Chris Craig that fatal request
Craig shot Sidney Miles, he took Bentley's word
The prosecution claimed as they charged them with murder
Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle

They say Derek Bentley was easily led
Well what's that to the woman that Sidney Miles wed?
Though guilty was the verdict, and Craig had shot him dead
The gallows were for Bentley and still she never said
Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle

Well, it's hard to imagine it's the times that have changed
When there's a murder in the kitchen that is brutal and strange
If killing anybody is a terrible crime
Why does this bloodthirsty chorus come 'round from time to time?
Let him dangle

Not many people thought that Bentley would hang
But the word never came, the phone never rang
Outside Wandsworth Prison there was horror and hate
As the hangman shook Bentley's hand to calculate his weight
Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle

Well, it's hard to imagine it's the times that have changed
When there's a murder in the kitchen that is brutal and strange
If killing anybody is a terrible crime
Why does this bloodthirsty chorus come 'round from time to time?
Let him dangle

From a welfare state to society murder
"Bring back the noose" is always heard
Whenever those swine are under attack
But it won't make you even, it won't bring him back
Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle

Let him dangle, let him dangle
Let him dangle, let him dangle
String him up...

01 Dec 201920 :: Now It's Much Too Dangerous :: A Slow Drag with "Living in Paradise"00:14:52

Today’s slow drag is with “Living in Paradise,” from “This Year’s Model” released in 1978. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Living_In_Paradise

 

“Living in Paradise”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6cA9jniTO8

“Living in Paradise” early version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2uoByQlnK0

 

Concert Review, “Creative Loafing: Tampa Bay” by Eric Snider  https://www.cltampa.com/music/reviews/article/21096905/elvis-costello-gives-hardcore-fans-the-goods-at-st-petes-mahaffey-theater

"Living in Paradise" Lyrics

I don't like those other guys looking at your curves
I don't like you walking 'round with physical jerks
Everything they say and do is getting on my nerves
Soon they will be lucky to be picking up the perks
'Cause when they pull the shutters down and throw up in the dark
They'll find that all the dogs outside bite much worse than they bark

Here we are living in paradise, living in luxury
Oh, the thrill is here but it won't last long
You better have your fun before it moves along
And you're already looking for another fool like me

I call you Betty Felon 'cause you are a pretty villain
And I think that I should tell them that you'd make a pretty killing
'Cause meanwhile up in heaven they are waiting at the gate
Saying "We always knew you'd make it, didn't think you'd come this late"
And now it's much too dangerous to stop what you've begun
When everyone in paradise carries a gun

Here we are living in paradise, living in luxury
Oh, the thrill is here but it won't last long
You better have your fun before it moves along
And you're already looking for another fool like me

Later in the evening when arrangements are made
I'll be at the keyhole outside your bedroom door
'Cause I'm the first to know whenever the plans are laid
That never go further than floor to floor
You think that I don't know the boy that you're touching
But I'll be at the video and I will be watching

Here we are living in paradise
Here we are living in paradise
Here we are living in paradise
Here we are living in paradise, living in luxury
Oh, the thrill is here but it won't last long
You better have your fun before it moves along
And you're already looking for another fool like me

26 Jul 2020051 :: Blue Becomes You :: A Slow Drag with "Blue Chair"00:12:38

Today’s slow drag is with “Blue Chair,” from “Blood and Chocolate,” released in 1986. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

 

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Blue Chair”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Blue_Chair

 

“Blue Chair”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm9T-cpZIAI

References:

Episode 1 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Take Where They Take Your Spine,” a slow drag with “Poor Napoleon”:https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12614024

 

Episode 25, “Tough and Transparent,” a slow drag with “Crimes of Paris”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11020403

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

 

"Blue Chair" Lyrics:

Now it's just you and me, my blue friend
And you say that it's you that she's thinking of
And our affair must end
But if it's you that she's thinking of
I think my broken heart might mend

Chorus:
Now it's my turn to talk and your turn to think
Your turn to buy and my turn to drink
Your turn to cry and my turn to sink down in the blue chair
Down in the blue chair

Now I've made up my mind, I've made my mistake
And I know that she cries for you
When she's barely awake
But she's going to bend your mind
Well, I hope it don't break

(Chorus)

Down in the blue chair
We can watch our troubles rise
Like smoke into the air
And drift up to the ceiling
Down in the blue chair
You can feel just like a boy or a man
And next minute you can find yourself kneeling
Down in the blue chair
They're boasting of loving the daylights right out of her in the small hours
Down in the blue chair
You say that your love lasts forever when you know the night is just hours

still I want her right now
Not any minute, hour or day
And wherever she is tonight
I want her anyway
I suppose she never said to you
You were just in the way

(Chorus)

Down in the blue chair
Down in the blue chair

Down in the blue chair
Down in the blue chair
Down in the blue chair
Down in the blue
Blue becomes you
Down in the blue chair

28 May 202044 :: The Black Keys of Her Fine Wine :: A Slow Drag with "Stations of the Cross"00:15:01

Today’s slow drag is with “Stations of the Cross,” from “National Ransom,” released in 2010. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Stations of the Cross”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Stations_Of_The_Cross

 

“Stations of the Cross”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJBEFmaRmug&pbjreload=10

 

“Elvis Costello on music, religion and the act of writing songs”:  https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/music/elvis-costello-on-music-religion-and-the-act-of-writing-songs/article1215986/

“Elvis Costello” Guardian Interview after the release of “National Ransom”:  https://www.theguardian.com/music/2010/oct/17/elvis-costello-interview-tim-adams

The 14 Stations of the Cross: https://www.britannica.com/topic/Stations-of-the-Cross

 

 

 

The difference between a tempest and a squall: https://wikidiff.com/squall/tempest

“The Long Term Recovery of New Orleans’ Population after Hurricane Katrina”: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4752119/

 

Slattern, definition: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slattern

"Stations of the Cross" Lyrics

The tempest blows up from a squall
Past the Cape of Bad Conscience
Into the Gulf of the Cauldron
Roars over the coastline to batter and flatten
Exposing the roots like the dyed hair of slattern

Scrapper and mauler in a rope ring this small
Outside the wind is punching
There's no one to hear it
No one hears the bell ring
but the one who comes to fear it
And they continue to brawl

He's buying his way into heaven I suppose
He weeps at the blows
But down in a location that we cannot disclose
He turns the dial slowly
Through the Stations of the Cross

Crowd done up dandy
In diamonds and finery
Baying and howling
All bloodlusty calling
Fists like pistons
Faces like meat spoiling
Haul, boys, haul, bully-boys haul

Later in the evening
Molly and her gunman
Go down the stairs to a dive like a dungeon
Meanwhile in the backroom there's a girl like a sponge
Saying, "Bring him along as a constable's truncheon"

The gunman wants Molly to kingdom come
Then blows them all to the hereafter
Who's scuttling away now and hidden from our view?
Who tightened the tourniquet, turning her blue?

They're hurling themselves into heaven I suppose
Before the gates are closed
But down in a location that we cannot disclose
They'll turn the dial slowly through the Stations of the Cross

The gale of hale laughter
Scales up the ivory
The black keys of her fine wine descend into the minor
Die away breathless
Diminishing behind her
Haul boys haul, bully-boys haul

The water came up to the eaves
You'd think that someone had opened a valve

It's too soon to stay now and too late to leave
So spare your remorse all the way up to Calvary

They're hurling themselves into heaven I suppose
Before the gates are closed
But down in a location that we cannot disclose
They turn the dial slowly through the Stations of the Cross

20 Oct 201913 :: Not Quite Against My Will :: A Slow Drag with "Stripping Paper"00:15:03

Today’s slow drag is with “Stripping Paper,” from “Look Now,” released in 2018. The songwriting and is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Stripping Paper” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Stripping_Paper

 

“Stripping Paper” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJWckSvZC94

“Shatterproof” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt0bXvzwa-M

Rococo style: https://allthatsinteresting.com/rococo-art-movement

More about the Slow Drag dance origins: https://bluesjazzbookclub.com/2018/09/01/a-landscape-of-slow-drag/

Sloe gin: https://sipsmith.com/exploring-the-history-of-sloe-gin/

 

"Stripping Paper" Lyrics

I got time on my hands I'm just stripping paper It's amazing what you will find stripping paper When you get down to the past
Back then we didn't have means for fine decorations So we painted while mixing wine With flirtation There in the mess of it all He took me right there in the thrill Not quite against my will With my back to rococo-wall We slipped right down to the floor
I can't close the door He complimented my taste I anointed his serious face With wallpaper paste I wish we could laugh like that now But what seemed to follow It ended up hollow us out there
Tear a strip or two See what what came not much later Here's a pony and a toy balloon Behind the vine that withered all too soon Here's the pencil of a measuring mark And the monsters you spied in the dark Now I got no place in her heart Let me go back to the start
I got time on my hands I'm just stripping paper I got time on my hands I'm just stripping paper I've got time on my hands I'm just stripping paper

 

09 May 2021082 :: In Your Heyday :: A Slow Drag with "Human Hands"00:11:00

Today’s slow drag is with “Human Hands,” from “Imperial Bedroom,” released in 1981. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Human Hands”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Human_Hands

“Human Hands”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6yiii2iWkw

“Why Can’t a Person Tickle Himself?”: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-cant-a-person-tickle/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"Human Hands" Lyrics:

I've been talking to the wall and it's been answering me

Oh darling, how I miss you

I'm just the mere shadow of my former selfishness

I crave the silhouette of your kiss

With only the blue light of the TV on

Lip-reading threats and false alarms

There's a boy somewhere holding hands with himself

And a girl in a window on the Reeperbahn

 

Whenever I put my foot in my mouth

and you begin to doubt

That it's you that I'm dreaming about

Do I have to draw you a diagram?

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

 

With the kings and queens of the dance hall craze

Checkmate in three moves in your heyday

But the girls don't listen to your line anymore

Now you're part of someone else

On the factory floor you still say "Where’s the action?"

Now you manufacture happiness

And get sold on the cheap for someone's satisfaction

 

Whenever I put my foot in my mouth and you begin to doubt

That it's you that I'm dreaming about

Do I have to draw you a diagram?

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

 

All you toy soldiers and scaremongers

Are you living in this world, sometimes I wonder

In between saying you've seen too much 

And saying you've seen it all before

Tighter and tighter, I hold you tightly

You know I love you more than slightly

Although I've never said it like this before

 

Whenever I put my foot in my mouth and you begin to doubt

That it's you that I'm dreaming about

Do I have to draw you a diagram?

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

All I ever want is to fall into your human hands

 

"Human Hands" Alternate Lyrics:

There’s nobody burning between these sheets

Oh, darling how I miss you

I'm just the mere shadow of my former selfishness

I crave the silhouette of your kiss

With only the blue light of the TV on

Lip-reading threats and false alarms

There's a boy somewhere holding hands with himself

And a girl in a window on the Reeperbahn

 

Whenever the money runs out

or the drugs wear off

And you start to doubt the household brands

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

 

 

 

With the kings and queens of the dance hall craze

Checkmate in three moves in your heyday

But the girls don't listen to your line anymore

Now you're part of someone else

On the factory floor you still say "Where’s the action?"

Now you manufacture happiness

And get sold on the cheap for someone's satisfaction

 

Whenever the money runs out

or the drugs wear off

And you start to doubt the household brands

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

 

 

All you toy soldiers and scaremongers

I can already remember when you were younger

in between saying you’ve seen too much

and saying you’ve seen it all before

Tighter and tighter, I hold you tightly

You know I love you more than slightly

Although I've never said it like this before

 

Whenever the money runs out or the drugs wear off

And you start to doubt the household brands

All I ever want is just to fall into your human hands

07 Mar 2021075 :: Tears and Candles :: A Slow Drag with "The Birds Will Still Be Singing"00:10:41

Today’s slow drag is with “The Birds Will Still Be Singing,” from “The Juliet Letters,” released in 1993. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Birds Will Still Be Singing”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Birds_Will_Still_Be_Singing

“The Birds Will Still Be Singing”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0L0FTBIvbg

“Quintain Rhyme Scheme”: https://examples.yourdictionary.com/grammar/rhymes/quintain-rhyme-scheme.html

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"The Bird Will Still Be Singing" Lyrics

Summertime withers as the sun descends

He wants to kiss you, will you condescend?

Before you wake and find a chill within your bones

Under a fine canopy of lover's dust and humorous bones

Banish all dismay, extinguish every sorrow

 

Eternity stinks, my darling, that's no joke

Don't waste your precious time pretending you're heartbroken

There will be tears and candles, pretty words to say

Spare me lily-white lily with the awful perfume of decay

 

Banish all dismay, extinguish every sorrow

If I'm lost or I'm forgiven, the birds will still be singing

 

It's so hard to tear myself away

Even when you know it's over

It's too much to say

 

Banish all dismay, extinguish every sorrow

If I'm lost or I'm forgiven, the birds will still be singing

18 Sep 201906 :: Don't Let Them See You Crying That Way :: A Slow Drag with "Joe Porterhouse"00:11:06

Today's Slow Drag is with "Joe Porterhouse," from "Goodbye Cruel World," released in 1984.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

“Joe Porterhouse”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xTQXzVUyxA

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference page, "Joe Porterhouse": http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Joe_Porterhouse 

“Under Lime”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKkQtH75R8

Catch a tiger by the tail meaning: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/catch+a+tiger+by+the+tail

Universal Grammar: https://www.quora.com/What-does-Noam-Chomsky-mean-by-recursion

“Valley of Tears” Buddy Holly Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdBoFm2SihI

Music Boxes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Od_5VIiRVg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uHSIkHW860

"Joe Porterhouse" Lyrics

The children sit upon the stairs
High above a valley of tears
Don't let them see you crying that way, oh no

Oh no, Joe Porterhouse is not gone forever
He'll be back another day
Don't let them see you crying that way

Chorus:
Please don't wake him let him sleep
It's a moment she can keep
Like an old bus ticket or a photograph
Resting on the mantlepiece
While for the wicked, there is no peace
She says it's not his time to go
Why we were nearly lovers years ago
Now what is left for me
Among the broken branches of the family tree

Heart like an anchor, arms like cable
He stood all alone on an iron turntable
Don't let them see you crying that way, oh no

The sun beats down, it's cracking the flags
Boys who should know better are stamping out fags
Don't let them see you laughing that way

(Chorus)

Oh no, Joe Porterhouse is not gone forever
He'll be back another day
Don't let them see you crying that way

18 Aug 2020053 :: Telling You What's What :: A Slow Drag with "Mouth Almighty"00:09:48

Today’s slow drag is with “Mouth Almighty,” from “Punch the Clock,” released in 1983. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Mouth Almighty”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Mouth_Almighty 

“Mouth Almighty”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIDC1bKNp_Q

 

References:

Episode 11 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Blow the Whistle on the Whole Design,” a slow drag with “King of Thieves”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13850447

Episode 38 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “His Tribute of a Rose,” a slow drag with “The Greatest Thing”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13850447  

What’s What idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/tell+you+what%27s+what

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Mouth Almighty" Lyrics

This town belongs to you and your tricks of confidence
All the pavements for miles around are littered with your footprints
Now every girl I get close to seems to be wearing your perfume
And the clock strikes the letters of your name
Both midnight and noon

But I used to shoot my mouth off
Till you'd had enough of me
Once or twice nightly
I know I've got my faults
And among them I can't control my tongue
But if you didn't believe me
Why did you have to leave me
With my mouth almighty

Mouth almighty, that's what I've got
Mouth almighty, telling you what's what
Mouth almighty
I wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty
Wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty
Wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty

So I threw away the rose and held on to the thorn
Crawling round with my crooner cufflinks and my calling card cologne
But the realization of being replaced starts to tell tales across my face
Without a soul to talk to or a hair out of place

But I used to shoot my mouth off
Till you'd had enough of me
Once or twice nightly
I know I've got my faults
And among them I can't control my tongue
But if you didn't believe me
Why did you have to leave me
With my mouth almighty

Mouth almighty, that's what I've got
Mouth almighty, telling you what's what
Mouth almighty
I wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty
Wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty
Wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty

04 Sep 2020055 :: A Little Amused :: A Slow Drag with "...This Town..."00:14:09

Today’s slow drag is with “…This Town…,” from “Spike,” released in 1989. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “…This Town…”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Spike

“…This Town…”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjFfdp3922k

Elvis Costello Wiki Page: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Mouth_Almighty

 

References:

Episode 10 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “A Terrible Crime,” a slow drag with “Let Him Dangle”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11524901

Episode 39 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Secret It Arouses,” a slow drag with “Satellite”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13951256

If Corporations are People: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/02/if-corporations-are-people-they-should-act-like-it/385034/

“The Salt of the Earth” Idiom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/the%20salt%20of%20the%20earth

What is Absinthe and is it Legal?: https://www.distillerytrail.com/blog/what-is-absinthe-and-is-it-legal/

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"...This Town..." Lyrics

That Charlie Sedarka was a-playing the piano like he was pawing a dirty book
He bit a hole in his big bottom lip and gave his very best little boy look
Well, it was a song with a topical verse which I'm afraid he then proceeded to sing
Something about the moody doomed love of the Fish-Finger King

(Chorus:)
You're nobody in this town / You're nobody in this crowd
You're nobody till everybody in this town knows you're poison
Got your number, knows it must be avoided
You're nobody till everybody in this town thinks you're a bastard

Mr. Getgood moved up to Self-Made Man Row
Though he swears that he's the salt of the earth
He's so proud of the "kick-me-hard" sign that they hung on his back at birth
He said "I appreciate beauty, if I have one, then it's my fault"
"Beauty is on my pillow, beauty is there in my vault"


You're nobody in this town / You're nobody in this crowd
You're nobody till everybody in this town knows you're poison
Got your number, knows it must be avoided
You're nobody till everybody in this town thinks you're a bastard


The girl with the eternity rock went down on her bookie to buy some stock
Now all the signs in the shopping arcades
Say "The corporation thief is the new Jesse James"
Her clothes and her attention were scant
Her eyes were everywhere, her eyes were like absinthe
The little green figures that dance on your screen
Say everything you want to hear and nothing they mean
They made love while she was changing her dress
She wiped him off, she wiped him out and then she made him confess
A little amused by the belief in her power
You must remember this it was the fetish of the hour

You're nobody in this town / You're nobody in this crowd
You're nobody till everybody in this town knows you're poison
Got your number, knows it must be avoided
You're nobody till everybody in this town thinks you're a bastard

You're nobody in this town...

15 Feb 202032 :: Pass The Vinegar :: A Slow Drag with "I Almost Had a Weakness"00:08:56

Today’s slow drag is with “I Almost Had a Weakness,” from “The Juliet Letters,” released in 1993. The songwriting is credited Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, I Almost Had a Weakness: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/I_Almost_Had_A_Weakness

 

“I Almost Had a Weakness”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITvtRUO2qPg

“Watch Your Step” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvgIbU-I7-M  

Sour Grapes: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/sour+grapes

Aesop’s “The Fox and The Sour Grapes” Parable: https://fablesofaesop.com/the-fox-and-the-grapes.html  

"I Almost Had a Weakness" Lyrics:

Thank you for the flowers
I threw them on the fire
And I burned the photographs that you had enclosed
God, they were ugly children
So you're that little bastard of that brother of mine
Trying to trick a poor old woman
'Til I almost had a weakness

Last week Cousin Florence bit your Uncle Joe
Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork
Said that he looked like the devil
Then she said... "pass the vinegar", I'm beginning to think
That I'm the only one who hasn't taken to the drinking of it
Though I almost had a weakness

It pains me to mention
These delicate concerns
But while I have to tolerate you family jewels
I really mustn't grumble
'Cause when I die, the cats and dogs will jump up and down
And you little swines will get nothing
Though I almost had a weakness

 

20 Oct 2023113 :: Colorful with Your Compliments :: A Slow Drag with "Black and White World"00:09:01

Today’s slow drag is with “Black and White World” from “Get Happy!”, released in 1980. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com 

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com/

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Black and White World” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Black_And_White_World

“Black and White World” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRDl6YvXhiw

“Black and White World” Demo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMLZi9v-RFM

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"Black and White World" Lyrics:

I was looking at the black and white world

It seemed so exciting

If you'd only put me back-to-back with that girl

When the night's inviting

With just a little lighting

There'll never be days like that again

When I was just a boy and men were men

 

You never go from moment to moment

You're the living double of a single fiction

You're very colorful with your compliments

As you feel the finger's friction

It's a freeze-frame till it’s real life

You don't want to look

'Cause you've seen the film and you've read the book

 

I was looking at the black and white world

Trying to name some pin-up

Those days she was just a beautiful girl

Now she's framed and hung up

I thought she was young

Up until I saw her last night in close detail

Though they all fade away when you're so pale

 

It's more than just a physical attraction

It starts with a face and ends up a fixation

But you're never gonna feel a fraction

Of the way it used to work on your imagination

When you were looking at the black and white world

31 Aug 201902 :: And You Only Wanted to be Famous :: A Slow Drag with "Alibi"00:13:11

Today's Slow Drag is with "Alibi," released in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

“Alibi”:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1kqc7V6Vn8&list=RDg1kqc7V6Vn8&start_radio=1 

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, "Alibi": http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Alibi 

The Gwendolyn Letters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQieshbrzpI

"Alibi" Lyrics:

You did it 'cos you wanted
Alibi, alibi
And you took it
'Cos you need it
Alibi, alibi

But if I've done something wrong there's no "ifs and buts"
'Cos I love you just as much as I hate your guts
Alibi, alibi, alibi…

And you don't need anybody
Alibi, alibi
But you are the only one who knows this
Alibi, alibi
You deserve it 'cos you're special
Alibi, alibi
Maybe Jesus wants you for a sunbeam
Alibi, alibi

But if I've left something out
I apologise
But if you look in my eyes
Then I'm sure you'll see…
Alibis, alibis, alibis…

Sometimes I'm so forgiving
Everything seems bad to me
But I can't go on living
With this alibi, alibi, alibi…

"Insane," what a mundane
Alibi, alibi
And you only wanted to be famous
Alibi, alibi
Sorry, but your mummy doesn't love you
Alibi, alibi
Stop me if you've heard this…
Alibi, alibi

But if I've done something right then don't be surprised
There are soldiers who will kill but refuse to die
But if I've done something wrong there's no "ifs and buts"
'Cos I love you just as much as I hate your guts
Alibi, alibi, alibi, alibi…

You were weak…
You couldn't help it
Alibi, alibi
But you never had a pony
Alibi, alibi

(chorus)

And you're such a people person
Alibi, alibi
And I will be true to you forever
Alibi, alibi
But you're stupid and you're lazy
Alibi, alibi
Maybe we can make the future better
Alibi, alibi

(chorus)

Sometimes I'm so forgiving
Everything seems bad to me
But I can't go on living
With this alibi, alibi, alibi…

You were happy when you were poor
And more honest and that's your…
Alibi, alibi
Sister is a whore, brother isn't sure
Alibi, alibi
You don't fit the body that you're trapped in
Alibi, alibi
Papa's got a brand new
Alibi, alibi

But if I've done something wrong there's no "ifs and buts"
'Cos I love you just as much as I hate your guts
But if I've left something out
I apologise
But if you look in my eyes
Then I'm sure you'll see…
Alibis, alibis, alibis…

01 Dec 2023116 :: Unless You Know Otherwise :: A Slow Drag with "The First To Leave"00:11:09

Today’s slow drag is with “The First to Leave,” from “The Juliet Letters,” released in 1993. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com 

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The First to Leave” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_First_To_Leave

 

“The First to Leave” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS0dPEacnTY

“The Dark Ensemble: Voice and String Quartet https://interlude.hk/the-dark-ensemble-voice-and-string-quartet-20th-century/

 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

Listen to the audiobook for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"The First to Leave" Lyrics

I should open with a kiss

For if you're reading this

You must have opened up your case

And found this letter where I placed it

In between the silk and lace

There were other clues, like your walking shoes

But I still refused to believe

That you were meant to be the first to leave

 

Everybody here sends you their love

How could I forget you still walk above

Or below

Perhaps you'll never know this Purgatory

We never could agree

There's a thought, there's a pause

No time to repent

Eternally yours in a permanent Lent

 

But if I should give you up

If you're right and life just stops

And I never see your face again

Then from unearthly pleasures, proud and plain

I shall abstain

'Til you realize, my loss is your surprise

Unless you know otherwise, then don't grieve

You see I had to be the first to leave

21 Nov 2022101 :: The Twilight of Infamy :: A Slow Drag with "That Bridge I Burned"00:12:06

Today’s slow drag is with “That Bridge I Burned” from “Extreme Honey: The Very Best of the Warner Bros. Years,” released in 1997, and then again on the “All This Useless Beauty” Rhino re-issue, released in 2001. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “That Bridge I Burned” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Bridge_I_Burned

 

“That Bridge I Burned” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPdCavy9z_s

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGhlUBtY8_I

 

Marsilio Ficino: https://iep.utm.edu/ficino/

 

Prince’s “Pop Life”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Hvoqgdlfk

 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

"That Bridge I Burned" Lyrics:

I'm walking in Times Square in the Electric Daylight

The sailors on shore leave stand out in their perfect white

I'm up here with my spying glass at the window up above

For better or for worse - it's a perverse universe, my love

 

Now I know, I should have never walked over the bridge I burned

Now I know, somehow I don't feel so alone

 

"And remember to flee far away from the unbridled,

and the impudent, the malicious, and the unlucky.

For these being full of bad demons or rays are maleficent,

and like lepers and people stricken with plague,

they harm not only by touch but even by proximity and by sight." (Dig it!)

(Quote from Marsilio Ficino, Italian philosopher [1433-1499])

 

You mutter underneath your breath - IT ECHOES ROUND THE WORLD 

Everybody comes from nowhere

There is hope, it loops up in the air

 

Now I know, I should have never walked over the bridge I burned

Now I know, somehow I don't feel so alone

 

You said I used to be handsome if you screwed up your eyes

Professors and vampires drank up all the tears I cried

Now there's a bird at my window, he beats upon the pane

And sometimes he sings to me - a mocking bird in the twilight of infamy

 

Now I know, I should have never walked over the bridge I burned

Now I know, some how I don't feel so alone

Now I know, I should have never walked over the bridge I burned

Now I know, they've burned one sinner and the others are selling firewood

 

Now I know

Now I know

Now I know

27 Aug 201901 :: The Place Where They Take Your Spine :: A Slow Drag with "Poor Napoleon"00:11:09

Today's Slow Drag is with "Poor Napoleon," released in 1986. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Reference: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Poor_Napoleon 

Poor Napoleon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIh_O7rksgw

Reduction to absurdity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikjkCi_DhC8 

Magic Fingers: https://www.retrothing.com/2007/06/magic_fingers_v.html  

Corpse Factory: https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/the-corpse-factory.html 

The "hardest cut": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd3-HakNEGM&vl=en 

Eggcorns: https://grammarist.com/mondegreens/ 

Title dispute: https://www.stereogum.com/693/napoleon_dynamite_vs_elvis_costello/news/ 

Pomeranian reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjN5q9Ixen4

"Poor Napoleon" Lyrics:

I can't lie on this bed anymore, it burns my skin
You can take the truthful things you've said to me
And fit them on the head of a pin

Poor Napoleon

You always look so disappointed when I take my stockings off
Don't you know the facts of life, boy
Don't you know what these things cost
She was selling stolen kisses to traveling salesmen and minstrel singers
You put a penny in the slot
She called you her Magic Fingers

Poor Napoleon

I bet she isn't all that's advertised
I bet that isn't all she fakes
Just like that place where they take your spine
And turn it into soapflakes

Bare wires from the socket to the bed where you embrace that girl
Did you ever think there's far too many people in the world?
One day they'll probably make a movie out of all of this
There won't even have to be a murder just a slow dissolving kiss

Poor Napoleon

So good night, little school boy, you'd better learn some self control
Did you mess up your hairstyle, pour scorn in your begging bowl

Poor Napoleon

26 Jan 202028 :: The Face of Your Affection :: A Slow Drag with "Man Called Uncle"00:09:00

Today’s slow drag is with “Men Called Uncle,” from “Get Happy!!,” released in 1980. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Men Called Uncle: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Men_Called_Uncle  

 

“Men Called Uncle”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28I74ME2--4

 

“Girls, Girls, Girls” Liner notes: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Girls_Girls_Girls_(1989)_liner_notes

 

Podchaser review page: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/slow-drag-with-remedy-910893

 

"Man Called Uncle" Lyrics:

Now there's newsprint all over your face
Well maybe that's why I can read you like a book
Just when I thought I was getting my tasty bite
I go and lose my appetite

Look at the men that you'd call uncle
They'd like to sink their teeth into you
For the pride and the pleasure
And the privilege of having you

If I say you're the one, do you think that I'm serious?
You get that kind of talk from older men
If I say I love you then I must be delirious
So why are you trying to put my temperature up again?

Look at the men that you'd call uncle
Having a heart attack round your ankles

When you wake up with X-rated eyes
When you wake up still shaking
How can I apologize
As you check your effects and check your reflection
I'm so affected in the face of your affection

Look at the men that you'd call uncle
Having a heart attack round your ankles

I could swear, I could promise that I'll always be true to you
But we may not live to be so old
I could even say I'm going to do something new to you
Now the girls I see just leave me cold

Look at the men that you call uncle...

04 Jun 2023108 :: The Mightiest Rose :: A Slow Drag with "The Other Side of Summer"00:13:22

Today’s slow drag is with “The Other Side of Summer” from “Mighty Like a Rose,” released in 1991. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Other Side of Summer” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Other_Side_Of_Summer

 

“The Other Side of Summer” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR_9f1xuloo

“The Other Side of Summer” Music Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww0hN-puTdA

“Stand Like Greyhounds…” https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/191850.html  

 

“Give It Away Now” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8 

 

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Earthbound”:http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Wendy_James:_Now_Ain%27t_The_Time_For_Your_Tears

http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Earthbound

“Earthbound” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Xs6Mhe9tU

 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

"The Other Side of Summer" Lyrics

The sun struggles up another beautiful day

And I felt glad in my own suspicious way

Despite the contradiction and confusion

Felt tragic without reason

There's malice and there's magic in every season

 

(chorus):

From the foaming breakers of the poisonous surf

The other side of summer

To the burning forests in the hills of Astroturf

The other side of summer

 

The automatic gates close up between the shanties and the palace

The blowtorch amusements, the voodoo chalice

The pale pathetic promises that everybody swallows

A teenage girl is crying 'cos she don't look like a million dollars

So help her if you can

'Cos she don't seem to have the attention span

 

(chorus)

 

Was it a millionaire who said "imagine no possessions"?

A poor little schoolboy who said "we don't need no lessons"?

The rabid rebel dogs ransack the shampoo shop

The pop princess is downtown shooting up

And if that goddess is fit for burning

The sun will struggle up, the world will still keep turning

 

Madman standing by the side of the road saying

"Look at my eyes, look at my eyes, look at my eyes, look at my eyes"

Now you can't afford to fake all the drugs your parents used to take

Because of their mistakes, you'd better be wide awake

 

(chorus)

 

The mightiest rose

The absence of perfume

The casual killers

The military curfew

The cardboard city

An unwanted birthday

The other side of summer

 

The dancing was desperate, the music was worse

They bury your dreams and dig up the worthless

Goodnight

God bless

And kiss "goodbye" to the earth

The other side of summer

02 Jun 2024127 :: There Must Be Something More :: a Slow Drag with "Country Darkness"00:12:30

Today’s slow drag is with “Country Darkness,” from “The Delivery Man,” released in 2004. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

Slow Drag with Remedy on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1f521a34-2ed9-4bd4-a936-1ad107969046/slow-drag-with-remedy-an-elvis-costello-appreciation

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Country Darkness” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Country_Darkness

“Country Darkness” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwp42y6I8m8

Blade definition: https://appzaza.com/dictionary/blade

Filament: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/filament#google_vignette

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook of “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"Country Darkness" Lyrics 

This tattered document

A mystery you can solve

Some burnt out filament

Flies buzzing around the bulb

 

Country Darkness

 

He thought of traveling

Heard an approaching train

Drown out his desperate pulse

A song with no refrain

 

Country Darkness

 

She daydreams of forbidden sins

There must be something more

The prison she lives in

The one with the open door

 

A veil is covering

A glistening cruel blade

Suffer little children

Repent, unfaithful maid

 

Country Darkness

 

She daydreams of forbidden sins

There must be something more

The prison she lives in

The one with the open door

 

A veil is covering

A glistening cruel blade

Suffer little children

Repent, unfaithful maid

 

Country Darkness

20 Nov 201918 :: Rowdiest but Slightest :: A Slow Drag with "Luxembourg"00:12:59

Today’s slow drag is with “Luxembourg,” from “Trust” released in 1981. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

“Luxembourg” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA7XqnHMIwQ

“Seven O’clock” demo: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Seven_O%27Clock

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Luxembourg

YouTube version w/ lyrics: https://youtu.be/heeY3UzX9GU 

Serve two masters idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/serve+two+masters

Dog’s dinner idiom: https://www.thefreedictionary.com/dog%27s+dinner

It’s a dog’s life idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/it%27s+a+dog%27s+life

Butter wouldn’t melt idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/butter+wouldn%27t+melt+(in+(one%27s)+mouth)

Luxembourg info: https://www.britannica.com/place/Luxembourg/Demographic-trends 

Look daggers at idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/look+daggers+at

Send to Coventry slang: https://www.historyrevealed.com/eras/stuarts/why-do-we-say-send-someone-to-coventry/

Mark Twain Didn’t Say It: https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/05/mark-twain-didnt-say-thing-about-obituaries/350238/

EC’s long hair in “The Other Side of Summer”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww0hN-puTdA

 

"Luxembourg" Lyrics

Dressed up like a dog's dinner
Butter wouldn't melt on your paws
If this is a dog's life
Then you're the cat's clothes
They hire out your sons
And hire out your daughters
The man from abroad says he's already bought her
And now you look like a lover but you're only a tourist

Chorus:
You're either talking or yawning
You didn't listen to a thing you heard
Don't start your morning moaning or you might wake up in Luxembourg

You get up, you get over
You're worried about her body
She's worryin' about her bodily odour
You pull off
The pull over
You say that you love her when you really loathe her
Serves you right, now she wants you to feed her and clothe her

(Chorus)

They're smiling sweetly while they're looking daggers
Kick you where it really matters
Send all your friends to Coventry
And look for your name in last night's obituaries

If you've got the Deutschmarks
If you've got the Yen, then
You get the shirt off her back and the clock off Big Ben
Somebody's soft touch
Struck all these bargains
In the drinking clubs with the council men
Making plans to put lead back in their pencils again

14 Mar 2024122 :: Come Back Baby :: A Slow Drag with "The Spell That You Cast"00:11:43

Today’s slow drag is with “The Spell That You Cast,” from “National Ransom,” released in 2010. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

Slow Drag with Remedy on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1f521a34-2ed9-4bd4-a936-1ad107969046/slow-drag-with-remedy-an-elvis-costello-appreciation

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Spell That You Cast” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_Spell_That_You_Cast

“The Spell That You Cast” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEYZTE8BDuE

The Difference between You Got and You Have: https://preply.com/en/question/you-got-youve-got-43032#:~:text=“You%20have%20got”%20fully%20correct,missed%20too%20many%20days%20already.”&text=“You%27ve”%20(short,”%20(have%20is%20missing).

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook of “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"The Spell That You Cast" Lyrics

The spell that you cast

Well, it seems to be wearing off fast

(The spell that you cast)

Come back baby, cos I don't think that I can last

(The spell that you cast)

 

And I wonder whether

You got some other kind of lover < grammar

That you like to please

Better than me

Don't think I can take it

How am I gonna break it?

The spell that you cast

The spell that you cast

 

The spell that you've woven

Well, it seems to be coming undone

(The spell that you cast)

Come back, Baby or at least tell me where you are going

(The spell that you cast)

 

And you know quite well

That I'm not the jealous kinda fella

But they look in your eyes

And they're all hypnotized

I'm gonna miss you madly

'Cos I love you sadly

The spell that you cast

The spell that you cast

 

Jimmy, come quickly ‘cos I feel quite sickly

(Oh, the spell that you cast)

You're like a gangster's Molly with a cannonade volley

(Oh, the spell that you cast)

(Oh, the spell that you cast)

Here we go…

 

Don't think I can take it

How am I gonna break it?

The spell that you cast

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20 Aug 2023110 :: It's Mister To You :: A Slow Drag with "They're Not Laughing at Me Now"00:10:35

Today’s slow drag is with “They’re Not Laughing at Me Now” from “Hey Clockface,” released in 2020. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: slow_drag_remedy 

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “They’re Not Laughing at Me Now” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/They%27re_Not_Laughing_At_Me_Now

“They’re Not Laughing at Me Now” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_uR6jvQKAI

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"They're Not Laughing at Me Now" Lyrics:

Tell me, how does it feel?

In the hour of deception and the moment of pretend

To be scorned by those rank and those unkind strangers

You were fool enough to call your friends

Will you say as the curtain descends?

"They're not laughing at me now"

 

When the last of the garlands and laurel crowns and fine bouquets have all been swept away

You were lost in the smokescreens and cavalcades and accolades instead of traitor's pay

Where will you find the courage to say?

"They're not laughing at me now"

 

You could shake my hand

If I could unfold my fist

If I were a gentleman

If I were a Christian

But I wouldn't risk it

Why would you?

You know my name now

And it's "Mister" to you.

 

Now we're back at the start, no forgiveness in your heart, you turned your coat and asked me to turn my cheek

And it's all in a language that I can understand but never bring myself to speak

I'll leave it to you, if you dare

It's a peal too appalling to bear

I wonder if you're here or you're there

They're not laughing at me now

10 Oct 2021091 :: If You Catch My Drift :: A Slow Drag with "The River in Reverse"00:12:07

Today’s slow drag is with “The River in Reverse,” the only song with a solo writing credit from the collaboration with Allen Toussaint on the album of the same name, “The River in Reverse,” released in 2006. The songwriting, as mentioned, is credited solely to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The River in Reserve”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_River_In_Reverse_(song)

“The River in Reverse”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71YLX4pUMW0

“The River in Reverse” acoustic solo performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZLZ5H-fjao for the Preservation Hall Foundation in 2020 https://www.preshallfoundation.org

“What Does it Mean to Have Grit”: https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/what_does_it_mean_to_have_grit

A list of a few Imponderables: http://www.unm.edu/~jerome/imponder.htm

“Beware of Nominalization” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNlkHtMgcPQ

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"The River in Reverse" Lyrics

How long does a promise last?

How long can a lie be told?

What would I take in exchange for my soul?

Would I notice when it was sold?

 

Wake me up

Wake me up

Wake me up with a slap or a kiss

There must be something better than this

'Cos I don't see how it can get much worse

What do we have to do to send

The river in reverse

 

Every man a crawling kingsnake

Every girl a half a heartbreak

Every woman sold into shame

To any son without a name

 

Are your arms too weak to lift?

Another shovel on the graveyard shift

Here comes the flood if you catch my drift

Where the things that they promised are not a gift

 

If man falls through the mirror of a lake

They fish him out quick and they call him a fake

Give him all the temptations he can take

Tie him up high 'til his bones break

 

Wake me up

Wake me up

Wake me up with a slap or a kiss

There must be something better than this

'Cos I don't see how it can get much worse

What do we have to do to send

The river in reverse

 

I thought I heard somebody laugh

Look out your window

They're chasing shadows in the dark

They're counting widows

 

I felt a sliver of glass

Saw a cross in splinters

I felt the truce of spring

Dig me out of the trench of winter

 

So count your blessings when they ask permission

To govern with money and superstition

They tell you it's all for your own protection

'Til you fear your own reflection

But the times are passing from illumination

Like bodies falling from a constellation

An uncivil war divides the nation

So erase the tape on that final ape running down creation

Running down creation

 

Wake me up

Wake me up

Wake me up with a slap or a kiss

There must be something better than this

Wake me up

Wake me up with a slap or a kiss

There must be something better than this

20 Mar 2023104 :: With Glitter and With Dirt :: A Slow Drag with "Spooky Girlfriend"00:12:37

Today’s slow drag is with “Spooky Girlfriend” from “When I Was Cruel,” released in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Spooky Girlfriend” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Spooky_Girlfriend

“Spooky Girlfriend” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMBmd6m7h-c

“Spooky Girlfriend” Cruel Smile, Live on KFOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJsRa4XojFs

“London’s Brilliant Parade” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZmNE964rmk

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

"Spooky Girlfriend" Lyrics:

I want a girl to make a mess

To do no wrong she must confess

And then perhaps hitch up her dress

'Cos when the flashbulbs explode

She's such a sensitive soul

 

I want a girl who is helpless and frail

Who won't pull on my ponytail

I want a girl who has no past

She's made up now

But that won't last

'Cos when she sits on my knee

And then she whispers to me

 

"Can't you see

could be

could be

Your spooky girlfriend…

I could be, I could be your spooky girlfriend”

 

And the broken toys are scattered in the attic

And the Newspapers play in the words of the fanatic

And the greeting cards are your most poetic lyric

And the flat champagne is sweet sugar syrup

 

I want to paint you with glitter and with dirt

Picture you with innocence and hurt

The shutter closes

Exposes the shot

She says, "Are you looking up my skirt?"

When you say "No"

She says "Why not?"

 

I want a girl to turn my screw

To wind my watch, to buckle my shoe

And if she won't, her mother will do

'Cos when she does as she's told

We'll all turn platinum and gold

But when she sits on my knee

I hear her whispers to me

"Can't you see?"

"I could be your spooky girlfriend"

19 Jan 2024119 :: But if You Change Your Mind :: A Slow Drag with "Lip Service00:14:30

Today’s slow drag is with “Lip Service,” from “This Year’s Model,” released in 1978. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Lip Service” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Lip_Service

“Lip Service” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE6oRbX4CLc

“Grice’s Maxims” https://www.sas.upenn.edu/~haroldfs/dravling/grice.html

“Sharp Practice” meaning: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/sharp-practice

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"Lip Service" Lyrics

You left the motor running

But I know you're so attractive

Getting in some sharp practice

You better not do anything reckless

 

But if everybody is going through the motions

Everybody is going through the motions

Are you really only going through the motions?

 

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

But if you change your mind

You can send it in a letter to me

 

Don't make any sudden movements

These are dangerous amusements

When did you become so choosy

Don't act like you're above me, just look at your shoes

 

But if everybody is going through the motions

Everybody is going through the motions

Are you really only going through the motions?

 

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

Lip service is all you'll ever get from me

But if you change your mind

You can send it in a letter to me

But if you change your mind

You can send it in a letter to me

But if you change your mind

You can send it in a letter to me

01 May 2021081 :: Gentle Airs :: A Slow Drag with "Radio Silence"00:14:51

Today’s slow drag is with “Radio Silence,” from “When I was Cruel,” released in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Radio Silence”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Radio_Silence

“Radio Silence”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CcSwea80dc (can’t find an official EC upload)

“Radio Silence” Definition: https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/radio-silent-silence-meaning

“Pearl Harbor” Strike Force radio silence”: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/01611190701313940?journalCode=ucry20

“The Secret History of messages etched into records”: https://thevinylfactory.com/features/secret-history-messages-etched-runout-groove/

“The World and His Wife” Origin: https://wordhistories.net/2020/04/22/world-and-his-wife/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"Radio Silence" Lyrics:

Signal fading, listen to what I'm saying

Testing, testing

This better be worth all of the breath I'm wasting

Maintaining radio silence from now on

 

Barricaded in the talk radio station

Hostage taken

The red "On-Air" light shines on

Something cheaper that passes for free speech will have to do

 

Hear him coming through loud and clear

He's trickling in your ear

He'll tell you anything you want to hear

 

Tape starts running

He's going to tell you something

String starts strumming

Another humdrum conundrum

Signing off now

Maintaining radio silence from now on

 

But there's one thing I should have said

"The hostage will end up dead"

It's just a comedy

The hostage is me

 

So, pay the ransom

Beyond the run-out groove

And get my wife down here

A helicopter on the roof

No police marksman

Maintaining radio silence from now on

 

Mystery voices

Drowned out by too much choice

That's not to mention

The sad waste of this wonderful invention

Maintaining radio silence from now on

 

Libraries filled up with failed ideas

There's nothing more for me there

I trust in tender ink and gentle airs

 

Do those drug dealers still polish women made of wax?

Gangsters and world leaders

Require the same protection from attack

From a distance it's hard to tell the difference

Between a king and jack

then a poet and hack

Maintaining radio silence from now on

17 Dec 2023117 :: Somebody's Gonna Get it :: A Slow Drag with "Green Shirt"00:12:07

Today’s slow drag is with “Green Shirt,” from “Armed Forces,” released in 1979. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Green Shirt” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Green_Shirt

 

“Green Shirt” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilN9SpD6Y_Q

 

The Somerton Man Mystery: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/have-scholars-finally-identified-the-mysterious-somerton-man-180980540/

 

Quisling Clinic Photo https://www.wisconsinhistory.org/Records/Image/IM51270

 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

Listen to the audiobook for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"Green Shirt" Lyrics 

There's a smart young woman on a light blue screen

Who comes into my house every night

And she takes all the red, yellow, orange and green

And she turns them into black and white

 

But you tease, and you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

 

Better cut off all identifying labels

Before they put you on the torture table

 

'Cause somewhere in the "Quisling Clinic"

There's a shorthand typist taking seconds over minutes

She's listening in to the Venus line

She's picking out names

I hope none of them are mine

 

But you tease, and you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

 

Never said I was a stool pigeon

I never said I was a diplomat

Everybody is under suspicion

But you don't wanna hear about that

 

'Cause you tease, and you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

 

Better send a begging letter to the big investigation

Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?

 

You tease, and you flirt

And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

You can please yourself but somebody's gonna get it

19 Dec 2020065 :: Chop up the Chairs :: A Slow Drag with "Coal Train Robberies"00:11:29

Show Notes:

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/  

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Coal Train Robberies”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Coal-Train_Robberies

“Coal Train Robberies”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTw8kM9DFiQ

“Unmask Us” Elvis Costello page: https://www.unmask.us/songwriters-c-e/elvis-costello-p3/

 

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Coal Train Robberies" Lyrics

Yesterday's coal train came to rest in the bitter cutting
And while the signals took an age to change, it was easy pickings
So you go to the movies where they smash it up
You want to feel your heart pumping, it makes you feel good
All through the karaoke, girls were squealing the hits
While another Mercedes-Benz gets blown to bits

While all the time in the camptown theatres of Piccadilly
They're going to throw a black-face minstrel show
For the barefoot children that they're always selling
They'll say "It's quaint" as the guilty ones faint
And claim they ain't underneath this paint
We interrupt these liberal saints with their whips and watermelon

Reports are coming in of a coal-train robbery
It's like another world, or it had better be

So we return to whitewash pout of his committed lips
Since he was declared the long lost fountain of youth that drips and drips and drips
They'll be sending him round from door to door to sell you back what's already yours
"So many good deeds, so little time," say the advertising agency swine
When man has destroyed what he thinks he owns
I hope no living thing cries over his bones
If you don't believe that I'm going for good
You can count the days I'm gone and chop up the chairs for firewood

Reports are coming in of a coal-train robbery
It's like another world, or it had better be

Reports are coming in of a coal-train robbery
It's like another world, or it had better be 
Reports, reports, reports, reports...

 

Alternative lyrics:

 

Yesterday's coal train came to rest in the bitter cutting
And while the signals took an age to change, it was easy pickings
So you go to the movies where they smash it up
You want to feel your heart pumping, it makes me feel good
All through the karaoke, they were screaming the hits
While another Mercedes-Benz gets blown to bits

Outside a khaki-covered river oozes by
And still they say that there’s a big important world out there to try
"What’s yours is yours, what’s yours is mine," so say those City of London swine
"So let’s steal something that’s really worth it"

Reports are coming in of a coal train robbery
It’s like another world, or it had better be

Come down the banks where you used to court, your heart pumping
You know where she kissed you as the sweating trains pulled in
A scrap of grime for a glimmer of heat beneath the rails between your feet
You used to pick rags from the workhouse floor
You don’t want much, you just want more
You waited fifteen years for the whistle to blow
When they say "work," when they say "no"
If you don’t believe that I’m going for good
You can count the days I’m gone and chop up the chairs for firewood

Reports are coming in of a coal train robbery
It’s like another world, or it had better be

Reports are coming in of a coal train robbery
Reports are coming in of a coal train robbery

29 Dec 201924 :: A Simple Game of Self Respect :: A Slow Drag with "Two Little Hitlers"00:14:25

Today’s slow drag is with “Two Little Hitlers,” from “Armed Forces,” released in 1979. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Little_Atoms

 

“Two Little Hitlers” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Two_Little_Hitlers

“Two Little Hitlers” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkyMYl_u2H0

 

https://singledatingdiva.com/2015/09/02/finding-the-ideal-partner-requires-selective-dating/

Grammy nomination surprise: https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/awards/8546756/elvis-costello-grammy-rule-change-nomination

Todd Rundgren cover of “Two Little Hitlers” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6cI_BNlBg

“Taste of Honey” “Boogie Oogie Oogie”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYWkG_DI5OE

"Two Little Hitlers" Lyrics

Why are we racing to be so old?
I'm up late pacing the floor
I won't be told
You have your reservations
I'm bought and sold

I'll face the music
I'll face the facts
Even when we walk in polka dots and chequer slacks

Bowing and squawking
Running after titbits
Bobbing and squinting
Just like a nitwit

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
One little Hitler does the other one's will
I will return
I will not burn

Down in the basement

I need my head examined
I need my eyes excited
I'd like to join the party
But I was not invited
You make a member of me
I'll be delighted

I wouldn't cry for lost souls, you might drown
Dirty words for dirty minds
Written in a toilet town

Dial me a Valentine
She's a smooth operator
It's all so calculated
She's got a calculator
She's my soft touch typewriter
And I'm the great dictator

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
One little Hitler does the other one's will
I will return
I will not burn

A simple game of self-respect
You flick a switch and the world goes off
Nobody jumps as you expect
I would have thought you would have had enough by now

You call selective dating
For some effective mating
I thought I'd let you down, dear
But you were just deflating

I knew right from the start
We'd end up hating
Pictures of the merchandise
Plastered on the wall
We can look so long as we don't have to talk at all

You say you'll never know him
He's an unnatural man
He doesn't want your pleasure
He wants as no one can
He wants to know the names of
All those he's better than

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
One little Hitler does the other one's will
I will return
I will not burn

I will return
I will not burn
(repeats)

02 Feb 202030 :: The Bells Take Their Toll :: A Slow Drag with "Peace in Our Time"00:12:59

Today’s slow drag is with “Peace in Our Time,” from “Goodbye Cruel World,” released in 1984. The songwriting is credited to a 30-year-old Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Peace in Our Time: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Peace_In_Our_Time

 

“Peace in Our Time”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xwgm_O1jh0

“Peace in Our Time” Solo live Performance w/ slightly different lyrics: https://youtu.be/AY_Lw53udq8 (extended version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJH5IqUxrw )

Heston Aerodrome arrival of Neville Chamberlain: https://www.criticalpast.com/video/65675035713_Neville-Chamberlain_reads-the-paper_plane-lands-and-taxis_greeted-by-friends

Britain’s Gesture of Peace (1938) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGG9YT4YXuE

Britain’s Appeasement: https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/guides/ztydcwx/revision/1

Munich Agreement: https://www.britannica.com/event/Munich-Agreement

"Peace in Our Time" Lyrics:

Out of the airplane stepped Chamberlain with a condemned man's stare
But we all cheered wildly, a photograph was taken,
As he waved a piece of paper in the air
Now the Disco Machine lives in Munich and we are all friends
And I slip on my Italian dancing shoes as the evening descends

And the bells take their toll once again in victory chime
And we can thank God that we've finally got peace in our time

There's a man going round taking names no matter who you claim to be
As innocent as babies, a mad dog with rabies, you're still a part of some conspiracy
Meanwhile there's a light over the ocean burning brighter than the sun
And a man sits alone in a bar and says "Oh God, what have we done?"

And the bells take their toll once again in victory chime
And we can thank God that we've finally got peace in our time

They're lighting a bonfire upon every hilltop in the land (In England)
Just another tiny island invaded when he's got the whole world in his hands
And the Heavyweight Champion fights in the International Propaganda Star Wars
There's already one spaceman in the White House what do you want (the same one again) another one for?

And the bells take their toll once again in victory chime
And we can thank God that we've finally got peace in our time

19 Dec 2021093 :: The Humble and the Mighty :: A Slow Drag with "Clown Strike"00:12:25

Today’s slow drag is with “Clown Strike” from “Brutal Youth,” released in 1994. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Clown Strike”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Clown_Strike

“Clown Strike”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0zbZDn7juc

“Elvis Costello The Gwendolyn Letters (demos): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQieshbrzpI

Erik Jorgensen background: https://www.fredericia.com/stories/erik-joergensen.aspx

Flamingo Chair: https://www.danishdesignstore.com/products/ej205-flamingo-chair-by-erik-jorgensen

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"Clown Strike" Lyrics

She'll fix you with an iron cross

And cover you up with petals

And hang you up with some amber beads

And four or five precious metals

And in that black flamingo chair you'll sit among her trophies

And pray to be abandoned 'til you don't know what hope is

 

(Chorus:)

But there's one thing

That I had to keep inside because I was shaking

Why don't you get some pride?

There was a clown strike

And the clowns threw down their tools

But you don't have to play so hard

And I'm nobody's fool

You don't have to go so far

‘Cos I love you as you are

 

The big top is deserted now and the circus girl rehearses

She knows how to turn their heads and not fall between two horses

But all that seems a simple step, if only I were able

To love you like I want to do

And not by some times-table

 

(Repeat Chorus)

 

And it's pandemonium

For the humble and the mighty

You don't have to tumble for me

Even a clown knows when to strike

 

Tell me what you want of me

Or are you terrified of failure

Put on a superstitious face behind all this paraphernalia

We're not living in a masquerade where you only have three wishes

It isn't easy to see in a lifetime of mistaken kisses

 

(Repeat Chorus)

 

And it's pandemonium

For the humble and the mighty

You don't have to tumble for me

Even a clown knows when to strike

17 Jul 2022097 :: No Amount of Darkness :: A Slow Drag with "The Town Where Time Stood Still"00:16:38

Today’s slow drag is with “The Town Where Time Stood Still” from, well, a few places: “Imperial Bedroom,” “Goodbye Cruel World,” sans a verse or two, and ultimately released in 1995 on the Rykodisc reissue of “Punch the Clock.” The songwriting, and everything else except for drum loop, is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Town Where Time Stood Still”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Town_Where_Time_Stood_Still

“The Town Where Time Stood Still”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI69GMlMNVU (demo version)

“Almost Persuaded” by David Houston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbN4r4y3AIY

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"The Town Where Time Stood Still" Lyrics:

I made my selection from the lonely hit parade

In the town where time stood still

I was feeling very little pain

Until some joker played "Almost Persuaded"

Now every girl I see

Looks so much prettier to me

My faithfulness has faded

 

And their looks are sharp as daggers

And the conversation heated

Since the boys have all been laid off

And are walking round defeated

In the town where time stood still

 

Somebody in charge must have pretended

That the future's been suspended

And I say I don't want trouble

But I find myself back in it

In the town where time stood still

I am the man of the minute

 

Teach me to say "I love you"

They’ll teach you to say "You will do"

In the town where time stood still

Or maybe I can find a little girl

To wind me up with all the usual skills

 

There's nothing else to do but rearrange somebody's features (futures)

And trap your figures in the till 

The bar is full of girls just like the creature with the curse

And the food is just like cabaret or vice versa

In the town where time stood still

 

Just as my heart went down sinking

I found the town was shrinking

And suddenly I saw her through the smoke and empty beers

In the town where time stood still

She might have well have waited years

 

Now I suppose we did some things we used to do

But no amount of darkness could ever turn her into you

 

And so I woke up in the town where time stood still

With a headache and a heartache

And a handful of pills

A welcome mat, a scandal rag, and unpaid bills

 

With her head inside her handbag

The sign says "please wait to be seated"

I only want a cup of coffee

I know you can't have your cake and eat it

In the town where time stood still

 

Did you hear the news today?

It's all bad, did I tell you how I left her so sad?

With a headache and a heartache

And an hour or two to kill

I only wish we were together

In the town where time stood still

In the town where time stood still

In the town where time stood still

In the town where time stood still

In the town where time stood still

27 Feb 2022095 :: His Magnum Opus :: A Slow Drag with "My Most Beautiful Mistake"00:19:15

Today’s slow drag is with “My Most Beautiful Mistake” from “The Boy Named If,” released in 2022. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “My Most Beautiful Mistake”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/My_Most_Beautiful_Mistake

“My Most Beautiful Mistake”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn0IWgpzanY

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"My Most Beautiful Mistake" Lyrics:

She was a part-time waitress with a dream of greatness

That nobody knew of or even suspected

Though it was sometimes reflected in the slant of a mirror

It was buried so deep and so dear

 

She caught the eye of a guy passing by who said,

"My, if I prove to be faithless, you'll surely know why

Oh, why?

You'll probably know why"

Then again you may say

"Mister, you've got a nerve

Most of us never get just what we deserve"

I'll smile sweetly,

"I'm here at your service"

 

And the camera walks us through into a sunlit room

Where a one-hit wonder lives 

And he says, "Action" and "That's a take"

You are my most beautiful mistake

 

"It's not your reputation I'm trying to besmirch"

"I'm here undercover, I'm writing this screenplay"

"You might be my inspiration, it's beyond my control"

"So it's my soulful and wounded expression, that you'd like to console?"

 

There's a hand that lingers a little too long

There are lies you will hear, that they're singing right now, right here, right here in this song

 

And the lens pulls the focus on his magnum opus

He's a one-hit wonder kid 

And he says, "Action" and "That's a take"

You are my most beautiful mistake

 

He made a portrait of her face out of burnt out matches

She said "The trouble is, Sunshine, I know what the catch is…

You'll offer me nothing, you'll offer me riches 

I've seen your kind before in courtroom sketches"

 

From the booth in the corner

From a different perspective

Where a man plays the fool or a private detective

He wrote her name out in sugar on a Formica counter

"You could be the game that captures the hunter"

Then he went out for cigarettes

As the soundtrack played The Marvelettes

 

Let me check the script 

Check the continuity 

You'll be up on that screen for eternity

The billboard will spit:

"That look!

That's it!"

Take a little pill and you will get over it

The light will hit you 

If you drop that hint 

Now "Cut" and "Print"

 

And the camera walks us through into a low-lit room

Where a one-hit wonder lives 

25 Nov 201919 :: The Breath That I Waste :: A Slow Drag with "Chemistry Class"00:09:33

Today’s slow drag is with “Chemistry Class,” from “Armed Forces” released in 1979. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Chemistry_Class

“Chemistry Class”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6QABOVXkFk

“I’d Rather Be Thin than Famous”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKhqBejt0NA

"Chemistry Class" Lyrics

She throws back her hair and she shows you her mouth
The breath that I waste trying to ruin your life
Beauty's on a budget but you take it on the chin
'Cause you have to do your duty taking orders from the kingpin

Chorus:
You've got a chemistry class, I want a piece of your mind
You don't know what you started when you mixed it up with mine
Are you ready for the final solution? Oh Oh

They chopped you up in butcher's school
Threw you out of the academy of garbage
You'll be a joker all your life
A student at the comedy college
People pleasing people pleasing people like you
You've been around so long but you still don't know what to do

(Chorus)

Sparks are flying from electrical pylons
Snakes and ladders running up and down her nylons
Ready to experiment, you're ready to be burned
If it wasn't for some accidents then some would never ever learn

10 Jun 2021085 :: Fumbling with the Catches :: A Slow Drag with "Motel Matches"00:13:59

Today’s slow drag is with “Motel Matches,” from “Get Happy!!,” released in 1980. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Motel Matches”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Motel_Matches

“Motel Matches”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLh-5onrgfQ

“Who Shot Sam” (1959) George Jones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItJp3mJSoKE

“Who Shot Sam” lyrics: https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/8152751/George+Jones

“Another Saturday Night,” Sam Cooke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O8m0mMDpHw

“Sam Cooke dies under suspicious circumstances in LA”: https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/sam-cooke-dies-under-suspicious-circumstances-in-la

“Why Mystery Still Shrouds Singer Sam Cooke’s Shooting Death 60 Years Later”: https://people.com/movies/why-mystery-still-shrouds-singer-sam-cookes-shooting-death-nearly-60-years-later/

Urban Dictionary entry for Motel Matches: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Motel%20Matches

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"Motel Matches" Lyrics (Final and Alternative)

Somewhere in the distance I can hear "Who Shot Sam?"

This is my conviction, that I am an innocent man

Though you say I'm unkind

I'm being as nice as I can

 

Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches

I struck a lucky with motel matches

Falling for you without a second look

Falling out of your open pocketbook

Giving you away like motel matches

 

I wake with the siren in an emergency

Though your mind is full of love

In your eyes there is a vacancy

And you know what I'll do

When the light outside changes from red to blue

 

Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches

I struck a lucky with motel matches

Falling for you without a second look

Falling out of your open pocketbook

Giving you away like motel matches

Alternate lyrics

Live at the Palomino, North Hollywood, CA, February 16, 1979: 

Somewhere in the distance I can hear "Who Shot Sam?"

Someone's crawling 'round your door

I suspect it is the insect man

Though you say I'm unkind

You'll find

I'm being as nice as I can

 

Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches

I struck lucky with motel matches

Falling for you without a second look

Falling out of your open pocketbook

Giving you away like motel matches

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

 

I remember thinking as I was crawling to the door

That I will make my move if I can only jump this chequered floor

And I know that quite soon

You'll see more of me than just a cartoon

 

Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches

I struck lucky with motel matches

Falling for you without a second look

Falling out of your open pocketbook

Giving you away like motel matches

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

 

Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches

I struck lucky with motel matches

Falling for you without a second look

Falling out of your open pocketbook

Giving you away like motel matches

Giving you away like motel matches

Giving you away like motel matches

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

22 Sep 2024130 :: Pressed Between The White Sheets :: A Slow Drag with "Poisoned Rose"00:14:25

Today’s slow drag is with “Poisoned Rose,” from “King of America,” released in 1986. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

Slow Drag with Remedy on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1f521a34-2ed9-4bd4-a936-1ad107969046/slow-drag-with-remedy-an-elvis-costello-appreciation

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Poisoned Rose” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Poisoned_Rose

“Poisoned Rose” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ycLSDu7jc

“La Vie Bohéme” trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYYE_1Br-kE

“A Drunken Man’s Praise of Sobriety” Elvis Costello Wiki https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=A_Drunken_Man%27s_Praise_Of_Sobriety

“A Drunken Man’s Praise of Sobriety” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFf-iHQjLNI

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook of “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"Poisoned Rose" Lyrics

The poisoned rose

That you gave to me

It left me half alive

And half in ecstasy

But if half of your love

Is all I can win

Give me just a fraction

But no more medicine

 

The poisoned rose

On a Valentine card

That you take straight to the heart

That you call my junkyard

 

But if all I can do

Is save pieces of you

The piece of your mind

The piece of your heart

Didn't tear me apart

Like the poisoned rose

I received from you

 

I don't know

How we came to grow

Into this very sad affair

Every time we do the decent thing

Somebody spikes the drink

And a single becomes a pair

 

The poisoned rose

That you wear at your best

That I keep pressed between the white sheets

Where you lie half undressed

 

I threw away my shirt and shoes

You looked and I dived in

It's just you and me now

'Cause I threw away the gin

I threw away your alibis

And all your worn-out clothes

I threw myself upon the floor

But I couldn't throw away

This poisoned rose

This poisoned rose

This poisoned rose

13 Jul 2024128 :: It's Starts as a Flirtation :: A Slow Drag with "Heathen Town"00:11:46

Today’s slow drag is with “Heathen Town,” from “Out of Our Idiot,” released in 1987. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

Slow Drag with Remedy on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1f521a34-2ed9-4bd4-a936-1ad107969046/slow-drag-with-remedy-an-elvis-costello-appreciation

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Heathen Town” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Heathen_Town

“Heathen Town” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udnz2s_k8js

“The Fall of Rome” https://www.dictionary.com/browse/fall-of-rome#:~:text=The%20collapse%20of%20the%20Roman,%2C%20Romulus%20Augustulus%2C%20in%20476.

“Old hat” idiom: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/old-hat#:~:text=old%20hat%20in%20American%20English,of%20being%20trite%20or%20commonplace

John Howard Payne’s, “Home Sweet Home,” written in 1822 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjjfF1Wn-s

“Ave Maria” (Ellen’s Third Song,” composed in 1825  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjjfF1Wn-s

“Ave Maria” words: https://www.classicfm.com/composers/schubert/ave-maria-schubert-lyrics/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook of “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"Heathen Town" Lyrics

They used to call it Sin City

Now it's gone way past that

Painting the town and then burning it down

Now even that's old hat

Now there's a choir of angels at the fall of Rome

Singing "Ave Maria" or "Home Sweet Home"

 

It's just a heathen town

I hear only evil as my tongue is tightened

I used to be god-fearing, now I'm so frightened

Cos the devil will drag you under

By the shark tail fin of your checkered cab

And I can't sit down, I'm going overboard

in this heathen town

 

It starts as a flirtation

And ends up as an expensive habit

With one eye on her place in debtor's prison

And the other on a girl dressed as a rabbit

Now you can live forever

Endure fits and starts

But the only stake you cannot raise

Is the one driven through your heart

 

It's just a heathen town

I hear only evil as my tongue is tightened

I used to be god-fearing, now I'm so frightened

Cos the devil will drag you under

By the shark tail fin of your checkered cab

And I can't sit down, I'm going overboard

In this heathen town

 

And I can't sit down, I'm going overboard

In this heathen town

In this heathen town

In this heathen town

In this heathen town

In this heathen town

27 Sep 2020057 :: Your Affectionate Fingerprints :: A Slow Drag with "Worthless Thing"00:10:50

Today’s slow drag is with “Worthless Thing,” from “Goodbye Cruel World,” released in 1984. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/  

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Worthless Thing”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Worthless_Thing

 “Worthless Thing”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHvRCRP4MKo

References:

Episode 6 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Don’t Let Them See You Crying that Way,” a slow drag with “Joe Porterhouse”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11297243

Episode 30 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “The Bells Take Their Toll,” a slow drag with “Peace in Our Time”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12489932

“Have a skeleton in someone’s cupboard” idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/cupboard

“Blue/Bloody Murder” idiom: https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/scream+blue+murder

“King’s Ransom” idiom: https://grammarist.com/idiom/kings-ransom/

Union Avenue history: http://www.mississippibluestravellers.com/sun-records-706-union-avenue-memphis-tennessee/

The Legendary Sun Studio: https://www.sunstudio.com

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Worthless Thing" lyrics:

How many times can you jump out of the cupboard
Before someone gets suspicious or someone gets discovered
You can live forever in a split second of fame
Come on down, the price is right, what's your name
While a crocodile makes good shoes and a dog may change his coat
I can't change what's written on your face tonight and I quote

Chorus:
Oh I wish you could see
Quite how much you could mean to me
You worthless thing
If you were ten feet taller and almost handsome
I might pay this king's ransom
You worthless thing

They commit blue murder along Union Avenue
Then they sell you souvenir matches
Nightclubs full of grave robbers from Memphis, Tennessee
And Las Vegas body snatchers
And he's carrying a warning, can't you see how his eyes glint?
Keep your bloody hands off my life, your affectionate fingerprints

(Chorus)

All the cars and pills and girls who tore his shirt to tatters
Do you know how tall he was 'cos that is all that really matters?
Do you know his mother's last name, do you think that he's divine?
You've seen the film, you've read the book
You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine

Bored out of your tiny mind while life is twice as large
They'll cut her down to size on television
She's available and beautiful, but with more time to devote
They're going to take this cable now and stick it down your throat
So this is an obituary which should be right and fitting
For every clockwork cat and conceivable kitten

(Chorus)

05 Sep 2023111 :: Après All This Fancy Footwork :: A Slow Drag with "White Knuckles"00:13:01

Today’s slow drag is with “White Knuckles” from “Trust,” released in 1981. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “White Knuckles” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=White_Knuckles

“White Knuckles” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbZ6TkpflKc

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Wave a White Flag”  https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Wave_A_White_Flag

“Wave a White Flag” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJwALX5riiU

“I need him like the axe needs the turkey” saying from “The Lady Eve.” https://melanienovak.com/2020/09/02/the-lady-eve-i-need-him-like-the-axe-needs-the-turkey/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"White Knuckles" Lyrics:

White knuckles came down to put the frighteners on

I believe she's the one that he's got his heart set on

It doesn't matter if your face doesn't fit

There's no charge for changing it

 

Oooh ooh

What are you doing

You see right through him

You don't have to take it when he gets cruel

 

White knuckles on black and blue skin

You don't have to take it so you just give in

White knuckles sweatin' on the headboard

Never found out what the kisser was for

 

Losing face with the boys while she's whispering in his ear

They never found out why they called it laughing gear

Maybe they weren't loved when they were young

Maybe they should be hung by their tongues

 

Oooh ooh

Under the blankets with the body jerk

He needs her like the axe needs the turkey

Thinking of après of this fancy footwork

 

White knuckles on black and blue skin

Didn't mean to hit her but she kept laughing

White knuckles sweatin' on the headboard

Never found out what the kisser was for

 

There's always someone new to toy with when the penny drops in the slot

Now it's a petty crime on the news at nine

But it's all she's got

Love on the never never dreams don't come cheap

I don't close my eyes when I go to sleep

 

Oooh ooh

It gets right under your skin

It makes you as miserable as sin

You don't have to take it so you just give in

 

White knuckles on black and blue skin

Didn't mean to hit her but she kept laughing

White knuckles sweatin' on the headboard

Never found out what the kisser was for

 

White knuckles on black and blue skin

You don't have to take it so you just give in

White knuckles sweatin' on the headboard

Never found out what the kisser was for

 

Why you don't come round anymore

Mother said

He's using you

Sister said

I told you so too

When he goes to your head

You took it to be true

06 Dec 2020063 :: I'm Counting on You :: A Slow Drag with "My Little Blue Window"00:10:13

Today’s slow drag is with “My Little Blue Window,” from “When I was Cruel,” released in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/  

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “My Little Blue Window”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/My_Little_Blue_Window

“My Little Blue Window”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXgWe6yGw5g

“9 Shakespeare Innuendos”: https://www.vox.com/2015/4/23/8479871/shakespeare-dirty-jokes

“Hooligan” as an Ethnic Slur: https://qz.com/1306921/world-cup-2018-hooligans-is-an-ethnic-slur-in-history/

Episode 2 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “And You Only Want to be Famous,” a slow drag with “Alibi”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11068049 

Episode 42 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “A Creature of Habit,” a slow drag with “Tart”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/14276159 

Episode 49 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Every Twisted Grudge,” a slow drag with “Soul for Hire”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/15206756 

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"My Little Blue Window" Lyrics

This is a calling card
Maybe it will be a farewell note
The poison fountain pen now requires the antidote
But if I avert your gaze
And I should become a shrinking flower
Just punch me on the arm
This could be our finest hour

Till now this was my view
But I'm counting on you
How am I ever going to make you see?
Nothing in this ugly world comes easily
I want you to be...

My lovely hooligan
Come by and smash my pane
Till I can see right through
My little blue window

This is a fingerprint
Maybe you will feel a fond caress
But when you start to speak
Are you tempted to confess?

Well, I was a gloomy soul
Never thought I see a brighter day
The dark interior
Blows those silver clouds away

Till now this was my view
But I'm counting on you
How am I ever going to make you see?
Nothing in this ugly world comes easily
I want you to be...

My lovely hooligan
Come by and smash my pane
Till I can see right through
My little blue window

26 Sep 201908 :: The Word That She Wanted Was "Destination" :: A Slow Drag with "20% Amnesia"00:17:06

Today's slow drag is with 20% Amnesia. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello's birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

“20% Amnesia”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ljVEbHw2mg

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource Page: "20% Amnesia": http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/20%25_Amnesia 

Strip Jack Naked: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/22/rules-card-games-beggar-neighbour 

“Beggar My Neighbour” Marc. M. Paulhus. Source:
The American Mathematical Monthly, Vol. 106, No. 2 (Feb., 1999), pp. 162-165
Published by: Taylor & Francis, Ltd. on behalf of the Mathematical Association of America https://www.jstor.org/stable/2589054

Boot Boy definition and examples from the Cambridge dictionary: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/boot-boy 

A Hundred Years of Windsors but Still the Queen is partly German: https://www.ft.com/content/b80a9dde-f1f0-11e6-95ee-f14e55513608 

Tramp the Dirt Down: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Tramp_The_Dirt_Down

How to Be Dumb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q7sFEe_H-o

Rich Hall QI quote: https://www.quotes.net/mquote/833502

The difference between destiny and destination: https://wikidiff.com/destination/destiny

Elvis Costello continues to sing “Tramp the Dirt Down” https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/tramp-the-dirt-down-elvis-costello-defends-decision-to-continue-singing-anti-thatcher-songs-8706270.html

Glastonbury Festival 2013 “Tramp the Dirt Down” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaZ8PormR1w

Gorbachev and Cinderella and Major: https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-1991-07-17-1991198031-story.html 

Pick up the phone! (90s adult sex chat line ad): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdlb5yv5xo

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"20% Amnesia" Lyrics

"What is your destiny?" the policewoman said
20% amnesia
The word that she wanted was "destination," I'm afraid
20% amnesia
This is your future boy, this is your fate
20% amnesia
And you're obsolete and they can't afford to educate you
20% amnesia

In his bed-time boot-boy jersey
Ringing up some fantasy tart
Give me strength or give me mercy
Life intimidates art

Give me strength or give me mercy
Don't let me lose heart
From rage to anaesthesia
20% amnesia

Were you passed out on the sofa?
20% amnesia
While justice was bartered by a drunken oaf?
20% amnesia
This is all your glorious country thinks of your life
20% amnesia
Strip-jack-naked with a Stanley knife
20% amnesia

So the German Queen went home again
But she couldn't find forgiveness
They made a fist of the hand of friendship
But it's only business

Give me strength or give me mercy
Don't let me lose heart
From rage to anaesthesia
20% amnesia

The wine you drink has never seen a grape
And now your sci-fi suit has lost its shape
But its a dangerous game that comedy plays
Sometimes it tells you the truth
Sometimes it delays it

Think back, think back if you still can
When the trumpet sounded and the world began
Somebody said "We must have won"
So they started burying the bogeyman

Mister Gorbachev came cap in hand
20% amnesia
From a bankrupt land to a bankrupt land
20% amnesia
Mister Gorbachev and some other fella
20% amnesia
Were taken to a show called "Cinderella"
20% amnesia
It wasn't an accident, it wasn't a mystery
20% amnesia
It was calculated and the rest is history
20% amnesia

You don't have to listen to me
That's the triumph of free will
When there are promises to break
And dreams to kill

Give me strength or give me mercy
Don't let me lose heart
From rage to anaesthesia
20% amnesia

03 Nov 201915 :: A Villain in a Million :: A Slow Drag with "Riot Act"00:11:39

Today’s slow drag is with “Riot Act,” from “Get Happy!” released in 1980. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

“Riot Act” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO3-ci_1ERI

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Riot_Act

YouTube version w/ lyrics: https://youtu.be/1AvTjrEUt5w 

Riot Act: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/8142/8142-h/8142-h.htm

Revenge and guilt: https://www.treblezine.com/35781-revenge-and-guilt-elvis-costellos-my-aim-is-true-at-40/

Rod Stewart Axes Old Songs: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10122753/sir-rod-stewart-me-too-movement/

"Riot Act" Lyrics

Today’s slow drag is with “Riot Act,” from “Get Happy!” released in 1980. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

04 May 202042 :: A Creature of Habit :: A Slow Drag with "Tart"00:11:49

Today’s slow drag is with “Tart,” from “When I was Cruel,” released in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA, MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Tart”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Tart

“Tart”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FnYK0Icf8E

 

“Do You Always Use a Lip Trill on a Trumpet?”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO6ed7GuQT4

Lip Trill on a Trumpet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyd5XyFz--k

Trumpet in C – Trills, Vienna Symphonic Library: https://www.vsl.co.at/en/Playing_Techniques/Trumpet_in_C-Trills  

“The Arab Seville”: https://www.visitasevilla.es/en/route/arab-seville

“Orange Types: Sweet, Bitter, Mandarin”: https://harvesttotable.com/oranges_the_basics_there_are/

“Moro Blood Oranges”: https://www.froghollow.com/products/organic-moro-blood-oranges

“Ashfield” meaning: https://www.houseofnames.com/ashfield-family-crest

"Tart" Lyrics:

Hear silver trumpets will trill
In the Arabic streets of Seville
Oranges roll in the gutter
And you pick them up
And pull back the skin
To the red fruit within

But the flavor is... Tart
And the flavor is...Tart
Is it something you crave?
And you say that you only feel bitterness
When you know it's a lie, lie, lie...

Wild with a blackberry bush
There were blossoms of cherries to crush
There, at the edge of the ashfield tempting fingertips
You stain your hands, press too hard
They'll color your lips…

Chorus:
But the flavour is...  Tart
And the flavour is... Tart
Is it something you crave?
'Cos you say that you only feel bitterness
Would it kill you to show us a little sweetness?

Odd, where nothing else grows
It was something like love that she chose
Always a creature of habit
When pity would do
She wore down that heel with no feeling
She kept on her shoes

(Repeat Chorus)

Tart
And the flavour is... Tart
And the flavour is... Tart
And the flavour is... Tart

Nylon was hung from a peg
And a kohl black seam ran down her leg
Fishermen look for their nets
And send their regrets
The bug lay there broken
She spoke, "Is this some kind of joke?"

(Repeat Chorus)

Tart
And the flavour is... / Tart
And the flavour is... /Tart
And the flavour is... /Tart

23 Oct 2022100 :: Hip, Hip Hooray :: A Slow Drag with "A Slow Drag with Josephine"00:15:04

Today’s slow drag is with “A Slow Drag with Josephine” from “National Ransom,” released in 2010. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Linguist Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “A Slow Drag with Josephine” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/A_Slow_Drag_With_Josephine

“A Slow Drag with Josephine” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1II-SELD9k

Gavotte, Baroque Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0tB2rGh1kM

Gavotte definition: https://www.britannica.com/art/gavotte

Garrotes Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C32zAHaIJt4

Garrote (method of torture by strangulation) definition: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/garrote

Cotillions, definition and difference: https://www.astoriabanquets.com/difference-between-a-cotillion-and-a-debutante-ball.htm

Cotillion Dance example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvItgHeD2EU

Arabesque: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmRrfm1ihGg

Arabesque in Dance, definition: https://www.streetswing.com/histmain/z3farndo.htm

Farandole dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzUeMwM9CCQ

Farandole dance definition: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/farandole

Slow Drag Dance Moves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lFWWheBVuA

A bit of The Slow Drag Dance history: https://atomicballroom.com/blog/2011/05/17/slow-it-down-with-slow-drag/

“Tango Till You’re Sore, Tom Waits from the seminal “Rain Dogs”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjLBWJutzEI

“Flirtation – Dominica’s Traditional Dance”: https://dominicaexplorer.com/dominica/dominica-traditional-dances/flirtation-dance/

“Flirtation Two Step: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtj-SFouB6o

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

 

"A Slow Drag with Josephine" Lyrics: 

The snitch, the snoop, the tattletale

Lead a threadbare up the stairs

Adieu, my little ballyhoo

You broke my heart in two

And now I haunt the bars and scent those trite affairs

She went home to gather her comb

And caught him unawares

 

And there was a man enjoying the lay of the land

He took a walk in the dark with a dish from the stand

Girls and their creations

Tied in the brightest grenadine

But I'd take all that I've seen

For a Slow Drag with Josephine

 

Josephine, Josephine

But I'd trade all that I've seen for a Slow Drag with Josephine

 

Gavottes, garrotes, Cotillions and slow Arabesques

Drum-rolls and Farandoles were all made in jest

But when you make that move

I can't resist

When will you declare your armistice?

 

Josephine, Josephine

But I'd trade all that I've seen for a Slow Drag with Josephine

 

In another time and place a different fate was cast

He tried to skeddle-daddle-do

She might have slapped him

Just for saying "Grant one more chance before you pass"

"Then curse the nurse that named me the first or bury me at last"

 

And in three-quarter time

The true and the false

Dancing the "Hesitation Waltz"

Then comes the "Flirtation"

And temptation

Hip, hip hooray

Listen to what I say

Then you can take it away…

03 Nov 2023114 :: The Lure of Vitriol :: A Slow Drag with "The World and His Wife"00:12:58

Today’s slow drag is with “The World and His Wife,” from “Punch the Clock,” released in 1983. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The World and His Wife”  https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_World_And_His_Wife

 

“The World and His Wife” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4wgrLmdVaI

 

“The World and His Wife” Live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KJTTmA_vvs

“The World and His Wife” idiom: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/world-and-his-wife#:~:text=a%20great%20many%20people%2C%20especially,his%20wife%20will%20be%20there.

 

“It’s a Living” idiom https://www.englishforums.com/English/ItsALiving/mkphd/post.htm

 

“This is the life” idiom https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/this-is-the-life

“Score Draw” https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/score-draw#:~:text=Word%20forms%3A%20plural%20score%20draws,the%20same%20number%20of%20goals.

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

"The World and His Wife" Lyrics

The family circle gathers 'round from very far and near

To pass around the same remarks they passed away last year

The little girl you dangled on your knee without mishap

Stirs something in your memory and something in your lap

 

Chorus:

But it's a living

This is the life

For the world and his wife

The world and his wife

 

The kissing cousins slip outside to cuddle and confess

She says sweet nothing at all, it's much more of a mess

The conversation melts like chocolate down their open jaws

As the juniper berry slips down just like last night's drawers

 

(Chorus)

 

To tell the truth our Mum ran off with someone else's father

Went for two weeks' holiday in Taramasalata

Daddy went out with the rubbish and he kept on walking

Between Mum and the walls

God only knows who does the talking

 

(Chorus)

 

But late time in the evening through the tears and fol-de-rol

Come the sentimental feelings for the lure of vitriol

Longing thoughts go hankering for the old home overseas

With a blindfold and a national anthem sung in different keys

19 Sep 2021088 :: I Had My Fingers Crossed :: A Slow Drag with "Nothing Clings Like Ivy"00:10:57

Today’s slow drag is with “Nothing Clings Like Ivy,” from “The Delivery Man,” released in 2004. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Nothing Clings Like Ivy”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Nothing_Clings_Like_Ivy

“Nothing Clings Like Ivy”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bs4Sjma6PI

“The Pros and Cons of planting English Ivy in the Landscape”: https://blog.gardeningknowhow.com/gardening-pros-cons/pros-and-cons-of-planting-english-ivy/

Hollow: https://artsandsciences.sc.edu/appalachianenglish/node/492

“Southern Gothic Literature”: https://oxfordre.com/literature/view/10.1093/acrefore/9780190201098.001.0001/acrefore-9780190201098-e-304

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"Nothing Clings Like Ivy" lyrics

Nothing clings like Ivy

Frightened by the dark

Though she cuts deep

It never leaves a mark

 

No one quite like Ivy

Everyone gets it straight

What she believes

She won't negotiate

 

All the words of tenderness

That never quite got through

She says, "You know how young girls are

From my contempt for you"

 

Outside in the hollow

She may dare herself

For there may be

A serpent in the grass

Nothing clings like Ivy

Trying to scare herself

And it may strike or

Wait for her to pass

 

All the words of tenderness

That she never possessed

"So, what's the use of promises?"

"I had my fingers crossed"

 

All the words of tenderness

that never quite got through

She said, "I laughed behind your back

When I told them to you”

 

Nothing clings like Ivy

Frightened by the dark

Though she cuts deep

It never leaves a mark

07 Feb 2021071 :: Across a Crowded Room :: A Slow Drag with Sweet Pear"00:10:28

Today’s slow drag is with “Sweet Pear,” from “Mighty Like a Rose,” released in 1991. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Sweet Pear”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Sweet_Pear

“Sweet Pear”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY-FGXC5qGE

“Why Do We Use Pet Names in Relationships?” https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/mind-guest-blog/why-do-we-use-pet-names-in-relationships/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

"Sweet Pear" Lyrics:

Sweet pear, sweet pear

Those who say they love you would never dare

I'll watch out for you / I'll always be there

In the hour of your distress, you need not fear

 

In all the world there's only one true love

And finding it's hard enough

I bless whatever's in the sky above

For bringing you to me

 

But there's a void without your kiss

I wake on the precipice above the abyss

And though the touch of your lips these fears dismiss

Make no mistake there is an ache I have to live with

 

Was my grip too loose, my grip too strong

That made you want to run away

And now you're back where I pretend you belong

I wonder every night and day / How long

 

I swear this is my prayer

Till we're burned and scattered in the atmosphere

Or lost in the world across a crowded room

I am your stupid lover, your wretched groom

20 Jul 2020050 :: Sharp and Ideal :: A Slow Drag with "After the Fall"00:13:33

Today’s slow drag is with “After the Fall,” from “Mighty Like a Rose,” released in 1991. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/ 

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “After the Fall”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/After_The_Fall

 

“After the Fall”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2wS1Y2rw4s

References:

Episode 5 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Well, Heaven Knows what Fills the Heart,” a slow drag with “Georgie and her Rival”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11192174

Episode 34, “Lost Legs and Fingernails,” a slow drag with “Invasion Hit Parade”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/13352381

Readability Formulas: https://readabilityformulas.com

That Obscure Object of Desire, user reviews: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075824/reviews

That Obscure Object of Desire Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gba_tu2-EMY

The Arthur Miller Society, Guide to “After the Fall”: https://arthurmillersociety.net/guide-after-the-fall/

“After the Fall,” a play by Miller: https://www.britannica.com/topic/After-the-Fall

Types of Rhyme: https://www.dailywritingtips.com/types-of-rhyme/

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

 

"After the Fall" lyrics: 

In an anonymous rendezvous
Where the forbidden lovers repair
They're burning down another damn candle
They're melting the tables and chairs

Beneath them applause from the balcony
Whenever they accomplished making love
Other times they thought they heard laughter
Coming from the balcony above

(chorus):
She lies to his right and she carelessly recites
All of her brand new appetites
She seems brittle and small, it don't sound like her at all
Since she came back to him after the fall

She said "You never visit the countryside
So I've made you a country to order"
She put up a little tent in the bedroom
Crickets played on a tape-recorder
The ceiling was festooned with phosphorous stars
She noticed his skin turning cold
Burning all his clothes on the bonfire
"Relax" she whispered and tightened the blindfold

(chorus)

You've changed but not for the better babe
I'd tell you why but what's the use
'Cos it's the same kind of pity
A drunkard gives as his excuse
You were sharp and ideal as a bobby pin
Now your eyes are deserted and quiet
We both look like those poor shattered mannequins
Thrown through the window in the riot

She lies in his arms and without any qualms
Revels in shallow delights
She seems brittle and small, it don't sound like her at all
Since she came back to him after the fall

14 Jul 2020049 :: Every Twisted Grudge :: A Slow Drag with "Soul For Hire"00:11:47

Today’s slow drag is with “Soul for Hire,” from “When I was Cruel,” released in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy  

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Soul for Hire”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Soul_For_Hire

“Soul for Hire”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuXtvYtVsnQ&list=RDcuXtvYtVsnQ&start_radio=1

 

 

"Soul for Hire" Lyrics

Hang my head and shut my eyes
What kind of justice is this?
Fool I was, I thought that you fought fire with fire
Got to be more than just a soul for hire

Speaking for myself I wouldn't take the fame, the fees, the glory
For whoring in the practice of the law
I make my case stop and stutter
Soul comes unglued from the uppers
Blood is seeping in the hole
A mother's eye is weeping

I see every human kind
And still the truth is distant
I hear every evil men do and desire
Got to be more than just a soul for hire

When it's time to give protection
To the ones who need it most, who are desperate
I get distracted from my job
Streams of ink and piles of paper
What are the breaks?
Jump out the window? Parole? Escape?
Blood is seeping in the hole
A mother's eye is weeping

Hang my head and shut my eyes
I can't see justice twisted
I hear every evil men do and desire
Got to be more than just a soul for hire

When it's time to give protection
To the ones who need it most, who are desperate
I get distracted from my job
Streams of ink and piles of paper
To hand them over to dopers and kiddie-rapers
Corrupt in every twisted grudge
And that is just the judge

Hang my head and shut my eyes
What kind of justice it this?

04 Jan 202025 :: Tough and Transparent :: A Slow Drag with "Crimes of Paris"00:14:11

Today’s slow drag is with “Crimes of Paris,” from “Blood and Chocolate,” released in 1986. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Crimes_Of_Paris

“Crimes of Paris” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97L6Ukrmrk4

Kurt Vonnegut quote regarding love:  https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/91604-if-somebody-says-i-love-you-to-me-i-feel

Hunter S. Thompson, the bats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC4nP9LA3T4

Duplicate lyrics, “Suffering Face” Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Suffering_Face

“Suffering Face”: https://www.megalyrics.net/elvis-costello/suffering-face

“Freytag’s Pyramid”: https://blog.reedsy.com/narrative-arc/

“Leave My Kitten Alone” liner notes: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Leave_My_Kitten_Alone

“Leave My Kitten Alone” EC cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVf0HMWmDvE

“Q” Magazine interview, “Kojak Variety” http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/File:1995-06-00_Q_page_28.jpg

"Crimes in Paris" Lyrics:

I thought it was you with your optimist's view of the clock
And how it's always another day
Just after twelve o'clock's struck
Said "Now I only want you so I don't have to promise"
But tiny children in grown-up clothes whispered all the Crimes of Paris

Chorus: 
You're not the girl next door or a girl from France
Or the cigarette-girl in the sizzle hot-pants
All the words of love seem cruel and crass
When you're tough and transparent as armored glass

You're an everywhere girl in an everyday mess
Who'll pay for the Crimes of Paris

I heard that you fell for the "Hell or to Hammersmith Blues"
In the tiny torn up pieces of his mind, he's irresistible too
It's hard to say now if he's only stupid or is smart
As he crawled through the door
And poured out more of his (weeping) creeping-Jesus heart

(Chorus)

And it's all here and now
She hits him with that paper-weight Eiffel Tower
And I tried to hold on to you, but I don't know how
And I find it hard to swallow good advice
Like going down three times to only come up twice
Come up twice

She's so convenient, he's always stiff as hair-lacquer
It's hard to discover now he's in love with her
It was her way of getting her own back

He never did anything she couldn't do on her own
You're as good as your word and that's no good to her
You'd better leave that kitten alone

(Chorus)

12 Aug 2024129 :: Only You Do :: A Slow Drag with "Tear off Your Own Head"00:11:14

Today’s slow drag is with “Tear off Your Own Head,” from “When I Was Cruel,” released in 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA,MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

“Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Podcasts” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Podcasts

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

Slow Drag with Remedy on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1f521a34-2ed9-4bd4-a936-1ad107969046/slow-drag-with-remedy-an-elvis-costello-appreciation

 

References:

 

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Tear off Your Own Head” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=Tear_Off_Your_Own_Head_(It%27s_A_Doll_Revolution)

“Tear off Your Own Head” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY6iBsjZQhQ

“Tear off Your Own Head” The Bangles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwVvf_8oWFk

“Shabby Doll” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgKhxZTYtq4

“Puppet Girl” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSmTP4sqGRA

 

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook of “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"Tear off Your Own Head" Lyrics

Who dries your eyes when you cry real tears?

Who know or cares what an imitation is?

Only you do

You can paint his nails

Make him wear high heels

Why waste time altering the hemline?

Or do you?

 

Tear off your own head

Tear off your own head

It's a doll revolution

 

You can bat your lashes

You can cut your strings

You can pull his hair with your moveable fingers

It looks so real

If one won't do it, so collect the set

Dress him in pink ribbons

Put him in a kitchenette

How does this feel?

 

Tear off your own head

Tear off your own head

It's a doll revolution

 

What’s that sound?

It will turn you around

It's a doll revolution

They're taking over

And they're tearing it down

It's a doll revolution

 

You can pull and pinch him

'Til he cries and squeals

You can twist his body 'til it faces backwards

Plastic features

You could make somebody a pretty little wife

But don't let anybody tell you how to live your life

Broken pieces

 

Tear off your own head

Tear off your own head

It's a doll revolution

 

Tear off your own head

Tear off your own head

Revolution

22 Feb 202033 :: Friends Think of Her Fondly :: A Slow Drag with "Our Little Angel"00:12:06

Today’s slow drag is with “Our Little Angel,” from “King of America,” released in 1986. The songwriting is credited Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, Our Little Angel: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Our_Little_Angel

 

“Our Little Angel”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdBXReI9TeI

 

Which hand does the world wear their engagement rings:  https://www.mytriorings.com/cultural-differences-wearing-bridal-rings-on-the-left-or-the-right-hand

“Vena Amoris,” or the vein of love:  https://www.brides.com/story/why-are-wedding-rings-worn-on-left-hand

 

"Our Little Angel" Lyrics:

This is the place where I made my best mistakes
This is the place even angels don't understand
I've seen the disappointment in her face
And the collection of engagement rings on her right hand
She sits alone apart from the crowd
In a white dress she wears like a question mark
Friends speak of her fondly
Enemies just think out loud
You think you're man enough to please her
And you're fool enough to start
But you're not going to do a thing to our little angel
There's nothing you're thinking tonight that tomorrow won't change

Now the cabaret is frozen and the laughter comes in cans
And the lonely hearts club clientele don't know what to do with their hands
You think that you'll be sweet to her but everybody knows
That you're the marshmallow valentine that got stuck on her clothes
But you're not going to do a thing to our little angel
There's nothing you're thinking tonight that tomorrow won't change

So you mix your drinks and words
You make bad jokes you make bad time
The floors are there to walk over
The walls are there to climb
You swear that you'll never go back again once you're inside
But you're never the bridegroom she's always the bride
And you're not going to do a thing to our little angel
There's nothing you're thinking tonight that tomorrow won't change

You'll come in a sweetheart and you'll go out a stranger
Well you try to love her but she's so contrary
Like a chainsaw running through a dictionary
So get your mind off the sweet behind of our little angel
You're not going to do a thing
You're not going to do a thing
You're not going to do a thing to our little angel

10 Nov 201916 :: I Might Recite a Small Prayer :: A Slow Drag with "Bedlam"00:17:55

Today’s slow drag is with “Bedlam,” from “The Delivery Man” released in 2004. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

“Bedlam” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DipIDbymOj8

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Bedlam

YouTube Visual Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDJm-6rDJ2k 

“Bedlam” etymology:  https://historicengland.org.uk/research/inclusive-heritage/disability-history/1050-1485/from-bethlehem-to-bedlam/

How Bedlam became “a palace for lunatics” http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20161213-how-bedlam-became-a-palace-for-lunatics

St. Francis of Assisi: https://www.earthday.org/2016/10/06/patron-saint-animals-ecology/

1977 “Life Goes On” The Kinks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7eg30GvV9E

Elvis Costello 1991 version of The Kink’s 1969 “Days” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmivtDdL-Fo

Britain’s favorite song, “Jerusalem” https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5980126/jerusalem-lyrics-national-anthem-england-hymn-meaning/

“Jerusalem” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoJqhoBUT14

“Jerusalem” version w/ William Blake’s lyrics subtitled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

Thirty pieces of silver: http://www.theology-centre.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Thirty_pieces_of_silver.pdf

Jake in Notts twitter: @jake_in_notts

"Bedlam" Lyrics

I've got this phosphorescent portrait of gentle Jesus meek and mild
I've got this harlot that I'm stuck with carrying another man's child
The solitary star announcing vacancy burned out as we arrived
They'd throw us back across the border if they knew that we survived
And they were surprised to see us
So they greeted us with palms
They asked for ammunition, acts of contrition and small alms

And I might recite a small prayer
If I ever said them
I lay down on an iron frame
And found myself in bedlam
I wish that I could take something for drowning out the noise
Wailing echoes down the corridors

I've got this imaginary radio, and I'm punching up the dial
I've got the A.C. trained on the T.V. so it won't blow up in my eye
And everything I thought fanciful and mocked as too extreme
Must be family entertainment here in the strange land of my dreams
And I'm practicing my likeness of St. Francis of Assisi
And if I hold my hand outstretched
A little bird comes to me

And I might recite a small prayer
If I ever said them
I lay down on an iron frame
And found myself in bedlam
Escaping from the fingers that were stretching through the bars
Wailing echoes down the corridors

The player piano picks out "Life Goes On"
The ring tone rang out "Jerusalem"
Into the pit of sadness
Where the wretched plunge
We've buried all the innocents
Now we must bury revenge

They've got this scared and decorated girl strapped to the steel trunk of a Mustang
They drove her down a cypress grove where traitors hang and stars still spangle
They dangled flags and other rags along a coloured thread of twine
They dragged that bruised and purple heart along the road to Palestine

Someone went off muttering, he mentioned thirty pieces
Easter saw a slaughtering, each wrapped in bloodstained fleeces
Then my thoughts returned to vengeance, but I put up no resistance
Though I seemed a long way from my home
It really was no distance

And I might recite a small prayer
If I ever said them
I lay down on an iron frame
And found myself in bedlam
Bowing like an actor acknowledging applause
Playing the Crusader who was conquering the Moors
When he knew the consequences, but he won't admit the cause
Wailing echoes down the corridors

07 Aug 2022098 :: It's A Legitimate Expense :: A Slow Drag with "Episode of Blonde"00:18:11

Today’s slow drag is with “Episode of Blonde” from “When I Was Cruel,” released in April, 2002. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.coms

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Episode of Blonde”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Episode_Of_Blonde

“Episode of Blonde”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoGCWtp4UIY

Main Wiki Resource, “Peroxide Side” Blunt Cut: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruel_Smile

“Peroxide Side” (Blunt Cut): http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Episode_Of_Blonde

“Un Chien Andalou,” (The Andalusian Dog) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB7gd_t6WMQ

“Colorless green ideas sleep furiously”: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorless_green_ideas_sleep_furiously

“Governing English: Prescriptivism, Descriptivism, and Change” https://exhibits.lib.ku.edu/exhibits/show/english-language/governing-english

“Skittles – History and Useful Information” https://www.tradgames.org.uk/games/Skittles.htm

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"Episode of Blonde" Lyrics:

I spy for the "Spirit of Curiosity"

All the scandals of each vain monstrosity

I gossip and I pry and I insinuate

If the failure is great

Then it tends to fascinate

 

A tornado dropped a funnel cloud with twenty tons of rain

Though she had the attention span of warm cellophane

Her lovers fell like Skittles in a 10-pin bowling lane

But nothing could compare with that explosion of fame

 

So you jumped back with alarm

Every Elvis has his army

Every rattlesnake its charm

Can you still hear me?

Am I coming through just fine?

Your memory was buried in simple box of pine

 

(chorus):

Did her green eyes seduce you and make you get so weak?

Was there fire engine red that she left upon your cheek?

It's such a shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on

But the last thing you need is another episode of blonde

 

Revolving like a jeweller's figure on a music box

The spangled curtain parted and night-club scene unlocks

Pinned and fixed and fastened in a fallow spot

Arms thrown out to everyone, she's giving all she's got

To the last gasp of a wounded bandoneon

A tiny man imploring to the ceiling fan this stolen feeling

Amplified up through a busted speaker

Blaring, blasting, advertising, distorted beyond reason

Into the street where petty crime-coats shadow panic drunkards

Half out of the taxi-cab the barker seized my elbow

He thought I was another lonely, likely pilgrim looking for St. Telmo 

 

(chorus)

 

I tried to keep a straight face but you know it never pays

He would stare into those eyes and then vacation in her gaze

She was a cute little ruin that he pulled out of the rubble

Now they're both living in a soft soap bubble

 

The film producer's contemplating, entertaining suicide

The picture crumpled in his fist, his runaway child bride

The timepiece stretched across his wrist

She couldn't care less cast aside

The scent that so repelled him that he swore: "insecticide"

And there's farewell note to mother

That will conclude "Your loving Son"

"Oh, tell your other children not to do as I have done"

 

Did her green eyes seduce you and make you get so weak?

Or was there fire engine red that she left upon your cheek?

It's such a shame

It's such a shame, shame, shame

A shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on

But the last thing you need

Is the last thing you want

Is another episode of blonde

It's another episode of blonde, oh oh oh

It's another episode of blonde

 

So an artist drags a toothbrush across the first thing that he sees

And names the painting "Christ's Last Exit into Purgatory"

Receiving secret messages from an alien intelligence

And Paying off his stalker it's a legitimate expense

So paste up pictures of those shrill and hollow girls with puckered lips

She's a trophy on your arm, a magnet for your money clip

The moral of this story is a sorry tale to say

They're pieced with links of chains so they can never run away

16 Nov 201917 :: The Quickening Art :: A Supplemental Slow Drag to "Bedlam"00:12:30

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

References:

“Bedlam” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DipIDbymOj8

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Bedlam

Companion Blog: https://slowdragwithremedy.home.blog/2019/11/16/episode-17-the-quickening-art/

“Bedlam” etymology:  https://historicengland.org.uk/research/inclusive-heritage/disability-history/1050-1485/from-bethlehem-to-bedlam/

How Bedlam became “a palace for lunatics” http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20161213-how-bedlam-became-a-palace-for-lunatics

1601 Relief of the Poor Act: http://www.victorianweb.org/history/poorlaw/elizpl.html

1989 “Veronica” with intro and outro from E.C. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zifeVbK8b-g

Mr. Costello’s Personal Reasons for Alzheimer’s PSA:   

Music and Memory https://musicandmemory.org

“Alive Inside” Trailer: http://www.aliveinside.us/#land

“Alive Inside” full movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7GF7_xyeH8

The quickening art VPR piece: https://www.vpr.org/post/timeline-music-and-memory-quickening-art#stream/0

Oliver Sacks’ description of Kant’s “quickening art”: https://academic.oup.com/gerontologist/article/53/1/175/618359

Malcolm Gladwell’s “Revisionist History” Season 1, episode 7, “Hallelujah”: http://revisionisthistory.com/episodes/07-hallelujah

“The Deportees Club” (original) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf2RKMXjrMI

“The Deportees Club (re-release) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIzTXbixEaQ

 

16 May 2021083 :: Catchy Little Melody :: A Slow Drag with "Night Rally"00:10:04

Today’s slow drag is with “Night Rally,” from the original UK release of “This Year’s Model,” released in 1978, and then from the compilation cassette “Taking Liberties,” released in the US in 1980. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Night Rally”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Night_Rally

“Night Rally”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BanwTz8_Fk

The evolution of the song meaning comment thread: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858655549/

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

 

"Night Rally" Lyrics:

I would send out for assistance

but there's someone on the signal wire

And the corporation logo is flashing on and off in the sky

They're putting all your names in the forbidden book

I know what they're doing but I don't want to look

 

You think they're so dumb, you think they're so funny

Wait until they've got you running to the

Night rally, night rally, night rally

 

Everybody's singing with their hand on their heart

About deeds done in the darkest hours

That's just the sort of catchy little melody

To get you singing in the showers

 

Oh, I know that I'm ungrateful

I've got it lying on a plate

And I'm not buying my share of souvenirs

You can stand to attention

You can pray to your uncle

Only get that chicken out of here

Everyone gets armbands and 3-D glasses

Some are in the back room

And they're taking those night classes

 

You think they're so dumb, you think they're so funny

Wait until they've got you running to the

Night rally, night rally, night rally

07 Dec 201921 :: Marshmallow :: A Slow Drag with "My Mood Swings"00:14:30

Today’s slow drag is with “My Mood Swings,” found on 2012’s “In Motion Pictures,” but was first heard briefly at the 1:04:00 mark of “The Big Lebowski,” released in 1998.

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Written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/My_Mood_Swings

“My Mood Swings”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzJo3rS9sOE

“I’ll Never Fall in Love Again” Austin Powers 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sbNQoGwXGg

Elvis Costello Grammy nominations and wins: https://www.grammy.com/grammys/artists/elvis-costello

“God Give Me Strength” live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrcNnIV6FV8

“God Give Me Strength” Kristen Vigard version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvKN7MS_9w

Burt Bacharach in rehearsal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0moJR_JnE

Cultural Icon Definition, a radical view: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VUZUGIWV5Q

Marshmallow pronunciation: American and English: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/marshmallow

“Imperial Bedroom” lyrics: http://www.elviscostello.info/disc/official/ib/ib_mini_inner_2.jpg

“Barney Bubbles” https://nostalgiacentral.com/pop-culture/people/barney-bubbles/

https://daily.redbullmusicacademy.com/2015/03/barney-bubbles-feature

“In Search of Barney Bubbles” (available on BBC Sounds) https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b018wh7h

http://www.eyemagazine.com/review/article/what-a-genius

“The Big Lebowski” Soundtrack: https://open.spotify.com/album/7Hz6IKNVi0Rlqpa2PLdAG2

 

Letterkenny, “To be fair” compliation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv7jcciKB_s

How Are Ya Now? Podcast https://howareyanowpod.com

 

"My Mood Swings" Lyrics

She was smitten from the first
By a curious fellow
She said I love the way you talk
And with a flounce she announced it
I love the way that you pronounced it
Marshmallow

Well she liked to sing along
To her favourite song
From the year that she was born
See how mysterious her fate is
She had to get born in the eighties

So speak to me, just like you should
Then we can do those wicked things
And if you want, we'll make it good
Before my mood swings

Well he looked like one of those
Who would take off his clothes
Like you would peel a tangerine
No one's been known to decline this
Once he has found out what your sign is

So speak to me, just like you should
Then we can do those wicked things
And it you want, we'll make it good
Before my mood swings

So speak to me, just like you should
Then we can do those wicked things
And it you want, we'll make it good
Before my mood swings

So speak to me, just like you should
Then we can do those wicked things
And it you want, we'll make it good
Before my mood swings

27 Jun 202047 :: Smug Predictions :: A Slow Drag with "This Sad Burlesque"00:09:21

Today’s slow drag is with “This Sad Burlesque,” from “The Juliet Letters,” released in 1993. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: @slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “This Sad Burlesque”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/This_Sad_Burlesque

 

“This Sad Burlesque”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7erFv3Z0SI

 

Letters of Heartbreak Find Some Love in Verona, Italy: https://www.npr.org/2013/04/16/177027206/letters-of-heartbreak-find-some-love-in-verona-italy?t=1593189184122

 

From “Comedy Writing,” The K sound is just funnier:

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=giFjDwAAQBAJ&pg=PT75&lpg=PT75&dq=k+sound+is+a+funnier+sound+mel+brooks&source=bl&ots=b6Ot6lAJfA&sig=ACfU3U1VwErAvAuGgOJ9np-8b-njMCJdmg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi5uK6n95_qAhWQVRUIHU5NDVAQ6AEwBHoECAkQAQ#v=onepage&q=k%20sound%20is%20a%20funnier%20sound%20mel%20brooks&f=false

 

Victorian Burlesque Dancers, musical theater of the exotic: https://mashable.com/2014/11/11/victorian-burlesque-dancers/

 

Burlesque Timeline: https://alibi.com/feature/18609/Burlesque-Timeline.html

 

The History of Burlesque Dancing: https://burlexe.com/burlesque/burlesque-history/the-history-of-burlesque-dancing/

 

"This Sad Burlesque" Lyrics

I write in hope by the time you get this letter
We may live to see a change for the better
Or are we so devoted to these wretched selfish motives?
When the cold facts and figures all add up
They cannot contradict this sad burlesque

This sad burlesque
With miserable failures making entertainment of our fate
Laughter cannot dignify or elevate this sad burlesque

Now can they recall being young and idealistic
Before wading knee-deep in hogwash and arithmetic?
The pitying smirk
The argument that runs like clockwork
Will run down eventually and splutter to a stop

P.S. Well, by now you know the worst of it
And we've heard all the alibis that they've rehearsed
The smug predictions
If it's not a contradiction
Please have faith in human nature
And have mercy on the creatures in this sad burlesque 

This sad burlesque
With miserable failures making entertainment of our fate
Laughter cannot dignify or elevate this sad burlesque

 

28 Feb 2021074 :: Talking Shop :: A Slow Drag with "Deportees Club"00:13:19

Today’s slow drag is with “Deportees Club,” from “Goodbye Cruel World,” released in 1984. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Deportees Club”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/The_Deportees_Club

“The Deportees Club”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf2RKMXjrMI

“Deportee” (slow version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIzTXbixEaQ

“Did Nero Really Fiddle While Rome Burned?”: https://www.history.com/news/did-nero-really-fiddle-while-rome-burned

“The bouba/kiki effect: how do we link shapes to sounds?”: https://www.theguardian.com/science/head-quarters/2016/oct/17/the-boubakiki-effect-how-do-we-link-shapes-to-sounds

“On the Fiddle” expression: https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/on-the-fiddle.html

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday” https://www.amazon.com/Most-Terrible-Time-Life-Thursday-ebook/dp/B07XLXS5PL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=Y4SGCT62WPEK&dchild=1&keywords=the+most+terrible+time+in+my+life+ends+thursday&qid=1608873405&sprefix=The+Most+Terrible+Time+in+%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-1

"Deportees Club" Lyrics:

In the Arrivederci Roma nightclub, bar and grill

Standing in the fiberglass ruins watching time stand still

All your troubles you confess to another faceless backless dress

Schnapps chianti Porto and ouzo

Pernod vodka sambuca, I love you so

Deportee

 

Tatty beauty talking in riddles

Rome burns down everybody's on the fiddle

Two thousand dollars for a wife and some class

A thousand years drowned in a chaser glass

How I wish that she was mine

I could have been a king in six/eight time

Schnapps chianti Porto and ouzo

Pernod vodka sambuca, I love you so

Deportee

 

It's a brittle charm but she's had enough

Still she wrote her number on his paper cuff

You don't know where to start or where to stop

All this pillow talk is nothing more than talking shop

 

When I came here tonight my pockets were overflowing

They took my return ticket without me even knowing

I pray to the saints and all the martyrs

For the secret life of Frank Sinatra

But none of these things have come to pass

In America the law is a piece of ass

I'm a deportee

 

Schnapps chianti porter and ouzo

Pernod vodka sambuca, I love you so

 

Alternate lyrics to “Deportee”

In the Arrivederci Roma nightclub, bar and grill
Standing in the fiberglass ruins watching time stand still
All your troubles you confess to another faceless, backless dress

Schnapps, chianti, Porto and ouzo
Pernod, vodka, sambuca--I love you so
Deportee

There's a tattered beauty talking in riddles
Rome burns down and everybody fiddles
Deportee
But a thousand dollars won't buy you a Yankee wife, alas
There's a thousand years of history ground in this chaser glass
And how I wish that she was mine
I could have been the King in Six Eight Time
Deportee

Oh, it's a brittle charm, but she's had enough
Still she wrote her name upon his paper cuff
And you don't where to start or where to stop
All this pillow talk is nothing more than finally talking shop

When I came here tonight my pockets were overflowing
They took my return ticket without me even knowing
Well, I pray to the saints and all the martyrs
For the secret life of Frank Sinatra
But none of these things have come to pass
In America the law is a piece of ass
Deportee

So it's Schnapps, chianti, porter and ouzo
Pernod, vodka, sambuca--I love you so
Deportee
Deportee
Poor Deportee

 

31 Dec 2023118 :: A Masquerade of Dignity :: A Slow Drag with "The Man You Love to Hate"00:15:26

Today’s slow drag is with “The Man You Love to Hate,” from “The Boy Named If,” released in 2022. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_remedy/

Bluesky Social: https://bsky.app/profile/slowdragwithremedy.com 

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com  

Transcription: https://slowdragwithremedy.weebly.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

 

References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “The Man You Love to Hate” https://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php?title=The_Man_You_Love_To_Hate

“The Man You Love to Hate” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZU9b4NOQBQ

Purchase “The Most Terrible Time in My Life…Ends Thursday

Listen to the audiobook for free at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq7n1pN8D1Y

 

"The Man You Love to Hate" Lyrics 

I went to a theatre on Silhouette Street

It had a taste of decay, and a scent of defeat

All of the patrons in the pews were people that I'd killed or used

The actors on the stage were equally skilled

The players took turns in lighting the fuse

One of them said "Now you must choose"

 

A man of infamy or ill-repute

And that's the one that we will execute

 

None of that mob had turned up late

They said, "You'd better concentrate”

So, start the show, 'cos we can't wait for

The Man You Love to Hate

 

All of the patrons sitting on pews

Were the shades of the ghosts of the once accused

There was music that dragged in line and word

Not a penny was spent, or a conscience was spared

The hero's motives were never in doubt

We laughed at the speeches that he would spout

Suddenly there arose a shout

 

Confessions simply tumbled out

And marriage vows, that someone mumbled about

 

None of that mob had turned up late

They said, "You'd better concentrate”

So, start the show, 'cos we can't wait for

The Man You Love to Hate

 

The closing act

The first one billed

Into the limelight thrilled

 

The tale of a ship lured onto the rocks under

The cover of darkness, the hold was plundered

My mouth was parched my eyes red-rimmed

My false light shone 

And my ghost light dimmed

 

I went to a house on Silhouette Street

Where I lived once and died once more

Awoke a woman I once adored

Her husband came to the door

In a masquerade of dignity

He said, "I'm pleased to meet you but you don't know me"

She took my money and handed me the key

 

The number on the fob was "999" 

She whispered that's your room and this is mine

But that's a chamber that you can't afford

It's one door down, next to the Emergency Ward

 

None of that mob had turned up late

They said, "You'd better concentrate”

So, start the show, 'cos we can't wait for

The Man You Love to Hate

The Man You Love to Hate

 

I'm a one party state

The Man You Love to Hate 

The girl you used to care for

Without a why or wherefore

The country that I loved

Is just a problem to solve

Until we all disintegrate before

The Man You Love to Hate

12 Sep 2020056 :: Pure Illuminated Sweetness :: A Slow Drag with "Distorted Angel"00:11:09

Today’s slow drag is with “Distorted Angel,” from “All This Useless Beauty,” released in 1996. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello’s birth name.

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Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/  

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Distorted Angel”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Distorted_Angel

 

“Distorted Angel”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aenmB8vjZdI  

“Distorted Angel” Tricky Remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICJDe5yAJwM

 

References:

Episode 9 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Grace and Virtue,” a slow drag with “All This Useless Beauty”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11434418

Episode 23 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “False and Lovely Modesty,” a slow drag with “Little Atoms”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/12489932

Bruegel: a fall with the Rebel Angels [Virtual Reality]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXR9EEmb-JU

Need2know Music Show – Part 2 Elvis Costello: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcNJ9cNBCLU

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

"Distorted Angel" Lyrics:

Strange things seem to occur, somewhere behind the nursery door
Though I was just a bit of a kid, it was the bit that she was looking for
Now I don't know where to begin confessing
The way she's making me feel it can't be a sin

I was taught to believe you were looking down on everyone
And your benevolent face is beautiful to gaze upon
Now I just don't know who to tell to go to hell
Who put the old devil in the distorted angel?

Distorted Angel
Pure illuminated sweetness
Frightening small children is just about your only weakness
I thought that you would tell me what I'm living for
But I can't see you anymore

I don't know what they did but I'm sorry if it made you cry
And if there's any justice at all I'd be punished for it I'd surmise
It will mark the spot very well where I fell
Under the shadow of the distorted angel
Beneath the shadow of the distorted angel
Below the shadow of the distorted angel
Angel
Beneath the shadow of the distorted angel
Below the shadow of the distorted angel
Angel

 

10 Dec 2020064 :: Just Laughing Inside :: A Slow Drag with "Suspect My Tears"00:10:47

Today’s slow drag is with “Suspect My Tears,” from the Grammy award winning, “Look Now,” released in 2018. The songwriting is credited to Elvis Costello.

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Show Notes:

Appreciation written, produced, and narrated by Remedy Robinson, MA/MFA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/slowdragremedy

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slow_drag_with_remedy/  

Email: slowdragwithremedy@gmail.com

Podcast music by https://www.fesliyanstudios.com

Rate this Podcast: https://ratethispodcast.com/slowdrag

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References:

Elvis Costello Wiki Resource, “Suspect My Tears”: http://www.elviscostello.info/wiki/index.php/Suspect_My_Tears

“Suspect My Tears”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK8wHkucVBk

Episode 13 of “Slow Drag with Remedy,” “Not Quite against My Will,” a slow drag with “Stripping Paper” and “Shatterproof”: https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/slowdragwithremedy/id/11708024

So, until next time, Adieu, my little ballyhoo

 

"Suspect My Tears" lyrics:

Do you remember how to say "Please"?
You've had your own way for such a long time
Your lashes sweep down, I dry your cheek
You think I'm powerless when you speak
You may have something, 
I don't deny
You look so beautiful 
when you cry
If I seem unconcerned
Perhaps it's time you learned

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can 
turn it on
When and where you need it

Do you remember how bad it felt?
Big eyes would fill up
Your lip would tremble
You want to hurt me but then
you melt
You always promise to lose control
I learned a trick that you used to play
I'm tired of you having it your own way

With the power to persuade
Beginning to cascade

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can
turn it on
When and where you need it

If you hear me weeping
I may be cheating or just laughing inside
If you're suspicious that I'm sly and vicious
Here's your chance to decide
Two hypocrites collide

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can
turn it on
Where and when you need it
When you need it

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
You're not the only one who can
turn it on
Where and when you need it
When you need it

I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears
I'll cry until you suspect my tears

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