Questionable Material with Jack & Brian (Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth)

Fact Checkers LLC.; The origin story of Brian’s 20th anniversary; Christmas movies: A Miracle on Michigan Avenue, Blinky the Special Elf, Jussie Smollett Saves Christmas, Muppets - It’s a Wonderful Life; The story behind Christmas classics: Silent Night, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, The Twelve Days of Christmas.

Kissinger Memorial Gala. The Terrible Tale of Tim's restaurant. Kissinger's biography. Jack got mis-aged. Brian has a Wellness Center.

YouthSpring isn't Facebook! Vampire Hunter. Changes to your favorite superheroes. The untold story behind several Beatles songs. Jack tries to be an advice columnist: Wondering in San Diego, Unhappy Dad in Kandahar, My Crotch is an Unkempt Nightmare.

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The first dispatch from the Poland-Ukraine border. Jack is homeless. Brian fails to promote the podcast when platformed. Jack gets arrested. What to do when pulled over. The Germans. 

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Colonoscopy woes.  Rock-solid sponsor. Coloring books for kids. Brian's off to Cyprus. qmpodcast.com

Movie Trailer auditions. Evil Canadian Truth and Reconcilition. Clinton Presidential Library exhibits. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com

Tips on listing your home. Road trip guide. Barry White's romantic song for cats. Jack auditions for audiobooks: Clip Clop, Ibram X. Kendi's Guide to the Stock Market, The Ogre's Child.

The Day America Was Almost Murdered to Death. Doggie Daycare. Graduation tips. The story behind the movies: Rocky, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Jaws, The Princess Bride. Jack tries to land sponsors: Steven Lally, Tim’s Carpentry, Gwenyth Paltrow’s Vegan BBQ.

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Podcast of a Thousand Stars. Sign Language Lessons. Brian's Quebec adventure with lockdowns and sewage. Getting revenge on thieves. Resentful, resourceful Afghani. New Year's Resolutions. ADHD in action. The down-low on dating AOC.

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Smash Capitalism! Sanitizer, LLC. Affordable vacation tips. Jack has questions about Brian’s screenplays: Titanic II, Garfield’s Revenge, Hee Hee - The Michael Jackson Story, The Great Muppet Purge. Listener mail.

The most trusted source in news. Locust Valley. Dog uteruses and kitten heels. Superbowl commercials: Count Chocula, Heineken Non-Alcoholic Beer, Best Buy, Lactaid, Rogaine. Jack auditions for an advice column: Bad Influence Lucas, Unhappy Veep, Many Bobs. qmpodcast.com

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot's press conference. Ethnic Cleansers. Advice for Rob’s new baby. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays titled Star Trek: Kirk, Margarita-Vile: The Jimmy Buffett Story, Kill Tom Volume 1 and The Muppets: Ghetto Invasion.

Everything is infrastructure. Tweender. New Scotland Yard! The truth behind other 60 Minutes stories. Dog-flipping for fun and profit. Who’s getting canceled.

Keep Crisis in Christmas. The New Klux Klan. Dogs having a great time until not. Scaffold harvesting with Charlie Sheen. The stories behind Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Clive the Club-footed Caribou and Benny the Rump-Stabbing Elf. Jack tries to land audiobooks: Getting to Mars, A History of Microsoft, Truman: A History.

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Off to Morocco for the Respect Dollars. Jiggles & Giggles, A Gentleman's Comedy Club. Losing the wife to a Saudi Prince. Gregarious Brian. John soiled Taylor. A modern reboot of popular comics: Garfield, Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes. 

Brian was in Maui for the wildfires. Jack has a new baby and needs advice. Brian is a marketing genius improving baby products. qmpodcast.com 

Andrew Cuomo press conference. Mixed Messages LLC. Celebrity hookups: Gomer Pyle, Oprah, Jimmy Carter, Meryl. President Barack Obama’s birthday party. Jack tries to land new sponsors: Chris Cuomo Consultancy, Adderall, Uncle Milt. Jack is on At the Mic with Keith Malinak.

A Broadway musical by Questionable Material. Keep It Hush, Joe's Revenge, Don't Vote for That Guy, Election Night, Kamala's Lament, Pardon Me For Life, Remember Me. Original lyrics by Brian Sack. qmpodcast.com

Brian reports from Przemysl. Working with great people like Flavio. Grandpa was a Bibliohump. A room with a view. Jack has a new job and needs advice. Przemysl.

Cable News Promo. Obituaries Desk. Real estate tips. Fixing the Oscars. Jack auditions: The Rural Doctor, The Invention of Dairy, Time Force.

Fake Steak. Gastenica. Channel Seven Newsflash. Suicide Hotline. Board Games: COVID, Candy Land Revisited, New Uno, New Life, New Clue, New Chess. Hunter Biden Crime Spree. Jack auditions: Kong vs. Mothra, Eighth Avenue Bodega, Aliens Visit. qmpodcast.com

Astro George. Lent sacrifices. Brian’s Florida-to-NYC road trip: Savannah, Fort Sumter, Marine Corps Museum. Housekeeping.

Crypto Talk. Bucky's Restaurant. Jack goes blue. Anti-growth hormone. Anti-Joe Rogan with Bon Jovi, Billy Joel, NKOTB, and Chumbawamba. Spreading Olympics Fever. Superbowl ads: Desitin, Red Bull, Stay Free, N-95 Masks. Jack reads obits: Mary Beth Lawrence, Daniel Reardon, Mary Ann Dunning.

Coming Up Next. Tim's Demolition. The backstory behind new Madonna songs. Jack auditions for Flashdance 2022, Trauma Center, Batman & Ice. Candid interview with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. #foveguv #fovewins 

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Home Automation Experts LLC. The kid is back from college and the wife is transitioning. Celebrity endorsements: Dwayne the Rock Boyardee, Madonna for Jello, Colin Kapernick for The Marines, Billy Joel on Scranton. qmpodcast.com

Record-breaking swimmer. Sadvertising agency. That’s no mistress. How Brian lands the ladies. Equitizing the schools. Jack auditions: The Jussie Smollett Story, Most Trusted Name, Mad Men 2021.

Frenchman having a stroke opening. Brian lost a girl to sweating. Debate camp. Brian reacquainted Jack's wife her money. Woking the blockbusters: Fast & Furious, Transformers, Rocky, Jurrasic Park.

Jack is in Virginia with a circumsized lady on the way. Brian explains new Ukrainian tactics. Spontaneous ads for Rhodeside Grill, Hawaiian Punch, GE Microwaves. 

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Brian fights ableism with a flare-bearing monkey. Mouring the open we never got to know. Coke in the White House. Polyamonours Mayor. Jack reads Obituaries: Irving Maximus Rothwell, Sunny Dee, Stockton Rush.

Scenes from an Afghan airport. Discount Electric. More scenes from an Afghan airport. Brian’s dog made a deer go to heaven. Even more scenes from an Afghan airport. The Woke City of Telosa. Scenes from an Afghan airport again. Jack Landers: Keeping Quiet in California, Not a Kid and Not Dumb, Don’t Want to Flirt Up My Marriage.

Merry Christmas. No one reads these.

Oh, hey! Jack has COVID yet again. Brian's back from Poland and booby-trapped the washing machine to teach the kids a lesson.

Not so Quality Inn. Kenny Loggins Space Program. Jack's in Hell. Brian's son attends Special Military Operations Camp. The demon Neil Diamond.

Questionable Material with Jack Helmuth and Andrew Heaton as Brian's off to do his disaster relief thing. Jack's archival interview with Queen Elizabeth.

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In celebration of the release of the newest Muppet movie, Muppets Haunted Mansion, we bring you a collection of dark, tortured Muppet bits from the past two seasons of Questionable Material.

An ad for Silent Partners. Brian moved to Rivertownbergville. An ad for Silent Partners. Great new Californian laws. An ad for Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com

Audition: The Albert R. Broccoli story. Waking up with the Helmuths. Tracing Jack's family's COVID origins. Audition: White House Memoir. A Very Unnecessary Rabbit Testing Facility. Audition: a serial killer's autobiography. Sponsored by Silent Partners. qmpodcast.com

A Gulgarian expat opens a sexy venue. Brian's back from disaster relief. Halloween costumes. Presidential Baby Team. qmpodcast.com

The 1490 Project. Rupert & Stevens & Also Coffee. Turkey pardons. Getting rid of standardized testing, for progress. Getting Burger King out of third place. Interview with San Francisco’s chief crime-ologist.

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Disappointment Island. Rhyming Consultants
Happy Birthday to Us. Kenny Loggins in the Spay Zone. Cornell School of Prostitution. Fixing the Post Office. Jack tries to land sponsors: Back Alley Burgers, Gunderson Temp Agency, Manscaped.

Howard University Campus TV. Komedy Sourke. New school, no shirts, no geometry. Joe Biden’s world:  Honoring Augustus Gloop, Who Are These People?, DC Comics Statehood. Jack reads for CNN: Ranked choice voting, Minecraft Update, World’s Oldest Man. Braden wants merch. 

Jeffrey Toobin’s Back! Jack misses his childhood home. Brian doesn’t. Ideas for the Girl Scout Cookie surplus. Brian’s kids’ school is compromised. Jack reads for CNN: Congressional Inquiry, Beautiful  Supermodel, New TV Reunions.

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Obits. Pat Benetar. Jack's kids get assimilation tips. Sponsored by silent.partners

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Amtrak. Charles from Microsoft Security. Brian is a relationship expert with advice for Bill Gates. Brian dishes DisneyLand secrets: Pirates of the Caribbean, Thunder Mountain Railroad, Barry’s Edsel Adventure, It’s a Small World, Peter Pan’s Flight. Jack reads obituaries: Elizabeth Edwards Bendel, Ignacio Martinez, Daria “Kiki” Hemingway, Michael Collins.

Thanks to our sponsors. Astrologer. Saint Milton, Patron Saint of Not Educating Kids. Where Are They Now: Jack Nicholson, Kato Kaelin, Jared Fogel, Hanson. Jack reads the obituaries: Kevin Durkee, Evan Mayberry Jr., Conway Michaels, Annabelle McKinley.

Olympic track event. Affordable Interior Design. Mike’s rural bachelor party meets Tonka truck. Nipples: A Gentleman’s Club. Brian heads South Korea's TV graphics department.

Biden press conference. Ladders, Inc. How the family celebrates MLK Day Eve. Stadium High School's 97-year old graduate. Big changes at the Metropolitan Transit Authority. Jack reads for audiobooks: Life of Helen Keller, A History of Basketball, Ring Quest.

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Adagio for Strings. Baking Clinic. Cat tumors and doggie DNA. Advice for a young lady. Audiobook auditions: The Day the Bird Died, Harrison Schmitt Was There Too, The Night Santa Came. qmpodcast.com

Nancy Lynn's Organic Bakery. Brian was gone because of a terrible thing that actually happened. Friends episodes you didn't know about. Top Golf. Gen Z boardgame adaptations. Hobby Lobby. RIP Damian. Sponsored by silent.partners

United Federation of Lust. Breakfast wine in Morocco. Temp wives. Safe Date. Writing gaffes for Biden. The Entitled Cyclist.

America Sucks Academy. Coffee Shop. Brian’s son is at boot camp. Subway’s new menu, new spokesman, and new hiring tactics. Jack reads the obituaries: Paul Michael Kerrigan, Alice McFee, Michael Hobbes, Omar Nassar Bishara.

Paint Distributor. Jack's new home has Monkeypox. Saving Prime Time with Brian & the Gang, Alff, The Inspirational Singers. A son heads off to college and dad is eager to help. 

Mighty Mighty MC has a niche. 1-800-GAMBLER. Local market baseball caps: NY Mets, Chicago White Sox, LA Dodgers, San Francisco Giants, Oakland A’s, Baltimore Orioles, Miami Marlins. Modernizing icons: Victoria’s Secret, Wendy’s, Pillsbury Doughboy, Tony the Tiger. Jack auditions: Blue Origin, Ponderosa Way, Shula.

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Sensitive Valley. Brian has a new dog and was in high school as a second grader. A pipelineophile’s inside knowledge about the Darkside hacker attacks. Brian is the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion officer for Disney. Jack tries to land sponsors.

Foodbringr App. Wrapping help. Misia, the mouse-murderer. Groundhog bars. How disrupted supply lines this holiday can affect you and Santa. Jack aims for an anchor slot: General Electric breakup, Rittenhouse trial, Travis Scott carnage.

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A very special blossom. On the border. Eden has questions. The Bat. Przemysl. 

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New New York Lotto Game. Brian in Poland. Making baseball more exciting. Movie endings: King Kong, Wizard of Oz, Brokeback Mountain, Annie Hall.

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Przemysl. How it's going. Pawel the Bodega Cat.  Previous Oscars kerfuffles. Please kill him I want to come home.

Dr. Rabinowitz obituary. The King of Detention. New college courses: New Math, Intro to Judaism, American History. Jason Peevy obituary. Holiday Promotions: Ford, Dick's Sporting Goods, Oreo. Ingrid Mackenzie obituary.

Russian recruitment ad. Nursing home rebellion. #NeverForget tragedies or anniversaries. Thomas the Tank Engine's new friends. Jack tries to land sponsors: Rowley Private Investigations, Pete's Discount Zoo, Willie Nelson.

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SHHOP. Brian's back from disaster relief. Go Fund I. Jack Jr. has COVID. Timmy Sykes is Delicious Bill. Ad campaigns for John Fetterman, Ye's Hannukah Village, Trombones, Chipotle. Jack reads for CNN++: Liftoff, Medical Miracle, Stacey Abrams.

Intruder, Intruder. Half-Ass Museum. How to celebrate America’s Birthday. Film expert Brian dishes on the alternate endings of famous movies: The Lion King, Rain Man, Hoosiers, The Muppets Take Manhattan. Jack tries to land sponsors: Kerrigan’s Irish Pub, Phantom Fireworks, Freddy Spaghetti’s, The Gerson Twins Mysteries.

Jack auditions for a Star Trek videogame. Brian's traumatic school memories. Jack auditions for the Elder Scrolls. Brian explains his screenplays: Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kong vs. Godzilla, The Discover Card Movie, The Muppets go to Springfield. Jack auditions for Call of Duty 16. 

Norm Macdonald has died. Jack knew him and is sad. In this bonus epsiode, Jack shares personal stories about Norm -- a fearless comedian, reckless gambler, great guy, and the person who read Jack's first joke for Saturday Night Live. Spoiler: Jack gets weepy. R.I.P. Norm.

Kidnapped by a cat lady. Raising money to extend the war. Entrepreneurship: Clown college, girth.com, Shag Finds cereal. Biden’s Prep & Mop-Up Team. 

Cod Warehouse. Jim’s Gym. A birthday surprise. Manscaped Testimonials. Brian’s patents: Santa Trap, Helicopter for Dogs. Interview with Taliban 2.0 Supreme Leader Hibatullah Akhundzada.

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In our very first, very special, Trial By Comedy epsiode we welcome comedian, podcaster, performer, and author Andrew Heaton.

Jack oversees the battle of wits between Andrew and Brian -- their valiant efforts subject to Jack's capriciousness and a scoring system that even an imbecile would think was dumb. 

Andrew's hilarious new book of poetry, Los Angeles is Hideous: Poems About an Ugly City is out now. It's available in paperback or eBook format at https://amzn.to/3i5piLa

Andrew is the host of the podcasts Political Orphanage and Alienating the Audience.

Jack reads for a children's book. Anti-Zionist podcast school. Latinx ladies love Papi Brian. Very Special Ed. Jack reads for another children's book. The wife tours colleges. Brian runs Camp Falsehopes. The wife tours colleges.  Sponsored by silent.partners. 

Brandon’s In First Place. Celebrity Siblings, LLC. Manscaped likes us. Foot fetishist fanbase. Brian has a time machine and shares the 2022 Midterm results. Jack reads the obituaries: Melanie Thomspon, Benjamin Guilfoyle, Chrissana Humphrey.

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Jack in Vail. The six-star hotel difference. Breakfast wines.

Mama Pione's Marinara. Charles from Tech Support. Intimate venues, intimate moments, soiled doorways. Oprah's favorite things. Jack auditions: Who Moved My Cheese?, The Feds, Night At The Bunker. qmpodcast.com

Prestigious western stoning rocks. Six Flags at half mast. Extracting a Zionist from college. Mallet Monkeys. Death by vengeful salmon. Sponsored by Silent.Partners 

Stacy Abrams isn't here. Animal Shelter. Brian won't raise Jack's kids after his murder-suicide. Pheromone studies. What to do amid civil strife. Appeasing the Patton Oswaltistes. Jack reads for CNN: Xenotransplantation, Betty White, Pfizer.

New Jeopardy host. Dog Lottery. Have a good time giving blood. Jack ask Brian about his videogames: Super Cuomo Brothers, Lebron James NBA Basketball 2021, Call of Duty Free College Tuition Soldier, Fortnite for Girls. Jack reads the obituaries: Todd Jaylee, Jody Kearns, Nika Morris.

Brian explains the accicental hiatus because Jack asked him to explain the accidental hiatus.

Save the Oligarchs. Russian Logistics. Melancholy times. Elton John farewell tour. Making Putin pay. Jack reads for Russian news agency TASS: Not An Invasion, Ivan's Landscaping, March-il Law.

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Jack auditions for The Spy. Brian's Hostile Environment Awareness Training. Chicken Auschwitz. Evading kidnap. Jack Auditions for Romeo & Juliet 2025. Hostile checkpoints. The Talk. Jack auditions for An American in London. Sponsored by silent.partners

Half Dune in Theaters Now. Applying to M.I.T. Brian is Mister Halloween. President Biden’s Germ-Sharing Tips. Jack tries to land sponsors: Double-Murderer David Eckholm, Benjamin Greene’s Gay Bar, Crotchshredder 2000

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Equity Spelling Bee. Brian helped his son learn how to travel by himself. Brilliant ways to reverse sagging Olympics ratings. Jack auditions: Andrew, A Governor’s Story, Full Metal Jacket II, The Code Talker

Jack's testimonial for Paragard. Brian's in charge of fixing New York City's homeless problem. Jack's testimonial for The Carry Collective. Brian is advertising's Mister Christmas. Jack's testimonial for BetterHelp.com 

Huntersong. Polish Tourism Bureau. Brian is in charge of de-sexing the Olympics. First letter from the son’s boot camp. Ben & Jerry’s new flavors. Jack auditions for audiobooks: The Road to Tobruk, Up Late and Full Moon.

Audiobook: Paul McCartney bio. Jack's a scab. Brian's car isn't autonomous. Audiobook: Harvard Pres. Claudine Gay's work. Christmas scripts: Santa Goes to Divorce Court, Christmas on Mars, The Little Drummer Girl. Audiobook: Arizona Skies.

The Bachelor. Space Go. Charities: Spay & Neuter Foundation, Little Brothers, Hey Judes Beatles Research Hospital, Doctors Without Barnes & Noble, Boys & Girls Club of Libya. Stories behind the songs on Michael Jackson’s Xscape. Jack reads sponsor bits: Planned Parenthood, Happy Good Luck Spa, Pokemon Trader Eric Deerdorf.

Brian gives an update from Turkey, which Turks call Turkiye.

Tucker & Lemon. Brian's back from Turkey. Jack made a mistake and has big news. Bud Light made a mistake? Hold my beer. qmpodcast.com

Cat Investments, LLC. Brian and Jack's sleepover. Brian has great and Ecuadorian remodeling tips for Jack’s new house. Brian would be a great philanthropic Koch brother if only given the chance. qmpodcast.com

The 1492 Project. Jack is sad he wasn't invited to Brian's Party. Brian wife speak word. God took Brian's mom and made him hate Connecticut. Horse piñata. qmpodcast.com

Liberal Sects Chat. Comedy Jihad. Jack's a Half-Keller. Masai sneakers. Libertarian Sects Chat. Knights of Death. Silent Partners. Remigrating the unassimilated. Conservative Sects Chat. qmpodcast.com

The Wi Spa Song. A song dedication for Evan the eletrician. Brian tells his kid’s school off. A maskless, breathless night at the Met Gala with AOC. Jack is fed up with NY taxes and needs home buying tips. Jack tries to land audiobooks: A History of Whales, Nobody Knows I Love You, The Big Sleep.

A most professional start. Jack reads for Golden Luck restaurant. Brian's lemonade/shellac stand. Octavius, the foster child. Humanitarian aid. Jack reads for Hershey's. Listing a home for sale. Afghan pre-nup. Jack reads for The Lawn Barber.

We're a little late, sorry. Brian's PDF Disaster. Brian ruins Jack birthday. Jack reads A Cat Named Gouda. Brian's Temu Pocket Constitution. Brian hired a rapierist. Jack reads The Old Stone. Brian's inventions. Jack reads Alira the Ranger. qmpodcast.com

Showtime Promo. Racist Fan Club. Canada-free weekend. Five-star dog  shelter and a dog-owned cat shelter. The truth behind the music: Meatloaf, Fight the Power, Billie Jean, Heroes, Stayin' Alive, Sweet Child O' Mine, I Walk the Line. Russian official Sergei Simonov on Ukraine and doping.

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Jack auditions for Danger Horizon. Brian's selling a house. Slabadab gamed the happy arrangements. Random Amazon names. Jack auditions for Vader Returns. The Humpback of Notre Dame. BlueAnon friends. How the Secret Service gets the ladies. Jack auditions for Godzilla 2025. 

From a year mostly known for sucking comes a rapidly curated selection of bits that brought joy to our listeners.

Undoubtedly other great bits were left behind like Willem Dafoe in Platoon.

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Cyndi Lauper Facts. Literal deer fence. Syracuse University Code of Conduct vs. Comedy. Boosting approval ratings with Kamala’s Pudding Trolley. The stories behind Prince’s biggest hits. Jack auditions: God’s Plan, Master T, Return to Apollo.

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The National Anthem. Giant Mirror Project. Skeet shooting leads to the rise and fall of Briantopia. Brian’s advertising expertise pays off for Apple, PayPal and Taco Bell. Jack auditions: Knock Knock The Movie, The R. Kelly Story, The Planners.

Two Turtle Doves Again. Kwanzaa Outlet. Jack's no good, terrible year. Fort Knox secrets. Andrew Heaton tries to land sponsors: Plastic Surgeon, Avatar 2, Wampaquissett Valley Casino. qmpodcast.com

CNN's Prayers Answered. Gas Station TV. Sarasota's overbuilt. Ziggy makes sense and Garfield is funny. New York Times ad campaign. Jack auditions: The Batman Again, La Bouche, A Quiet Place 3.

Bagpipes 102.5FM. Manscaped. Shooting clay pigeons, fugitives, and Dave. A Social Justice Christmas Carol. Brian’s Tree Day family tradition. Jack tries to land sponsors: Roberta’s Delight, Tim’s Tragedy Rags, Clonk.

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Request Line Blues. Happy Prison. The Secret Life of Spayed Shepherds. Building approval ratings Back Better. Jack tries to land sponsors: Ellerson Toyota, Ikea, Miss Whiskers' Cat Bordello.

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