
Pero Let Me Tell You (The Ñ List)
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26 Jan 2024 | Ep 282. Pero…it’s Season Seven! | 01:14:20 | |
Don’t be ridiculous, of course we’re back, Cousin Larry…yes, focus on the Olympics not the elections…Griselda: #girlboss…the Griselda glow up is real…lazy marketing can still accomplish its goals…good luck with that youth social media legislation, kids know all the tech work arounds…love Kylie, the liquor markup not so much…those poor offshore customer service centers…how did she not know the address of her job…despite the nostalgia, the Seaquarium does need something done about it…RVs in Hialeah should always be a tip off to something illegal…motel Caja china is probably urban legend, but one that got close to reality…DJ just learned about the origin of tots…Last Sodas: Charles Osgood & The Toy Bank Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Use PEROPOD for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
02 Feb 2024 | Ep 283. Pero…Muppets DO Give Emotional Well Being | 01:19:45 | |
Feb is finally here…Usher makes it looks effortless…Vegas does deserve a true showman…cordon bleu & pilaf = perfection…so we go from CAO not accepting their OWN gift card to them taking any ol’ card…the multitasking Cuban barber is DEFINITELY an only in Miami thing…seriously, why the face time though…Darien owes that guy a shirt por lo menos…Muppets are real and you can’t tell us otherwise…social media needs a warm hug like Sesame Street…the algorithm needs tweaking at least…more positivity please…glad Big Bird didn’t blow up…ABBA vs Ace of Base…we need to hear Darien explain light years to his mom…maybe that’s what RBD REALLY stands for…Last Sodas: Roberto Clemente & Chita Rivera Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Use PEROPOD for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
09 Feb 2024 | Ep 284. Pero…FL has to worry about earthquakes too?! | 01:32:40 | |
Please no earthquakes, our insurance won’t cover it…Miley really set the tone for the Grammys…reporting public records isn’t stalking…long live Celine…could We Are The World be done today…bring on Usher…don’t forget this Sunday is Janet Jackson Appreciation Day…it would take Elon Musk’s money to legally take on Disney…btw, X isn’t exactly a bastion of true free speech…Dua Lipa probably has really bad breath…the Olympics are coming…man the World’s Fair gave us so much…get on that scale to fly Finnair…airline employees need military training these days…Last Sodas: Sofia Vergara & Small Business PSA Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Use PEROPOD for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
16 Feb 2024 | Ep 285. Pero…Friendship Recession & Pata Sucia | 01:25:15 | |
Starbucks is NOT a safe space for DJ…Ish likes to chronologically think of I Drove All Night covers…Cyndi is an icon…we love 80s movies, even ones we aren’t Stans for…seek and you shall find your narrative, even if it’s total BS…and now we’re talking the grandaddies of conspiracy theories with 9/11…welcome back ‘white nonsense’ it’s been a while…influencers wearing shoes but barefoot…jails aren’t the best place for a wedding…2nd fridge is total middle aged flex…help us welcome No Mercy and Merenbooty Girls…are we just over close friends now…teaching communism in FL schools sounds like a good idea, but there’s always the execution…ugh pear juice is WAY too thick…so you introduce vague rules but get upset when it’s too vague to follow…Last Sodas: JLo & Usher Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
21 Feb 2024 | Ep 285.5 Pero…Hanguiando with Cuban content creator & actor, Edy Suarez | 00:37:14 | |
Apologies, we’ve since replace the mics…doing what you love is living the dream…desde Cuba viene haciendo contenido...figuring out your 2nd act is always hard…best phrase of season 7 is “en Cuban no tenia pelucas’…good comedy can translate…the boy can do so many accents it’s scary…observation leads to good acting…como funciona la mente creativa…it’s the details that are relatable…he can step in for ANYONE on Primer Impacto in a second…suegra Cubana al fin…12 Corazones RIP…featured in Vogue Mexico but not in Cuban publications…can’t limit your content appeal...bye Sumaylin... Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
23 Feb 2024 | Ep 286. Pero…rants and favorites that aren’t favorites | 00:56:38 | |
Jaunty hats are the best…seems DJ owes Ish a few gifts…Dr Seuss works on several levels…South Korea just loves Brian McKnight…many opportunities were given, just train your employees NOT to gaslight customers…reply to social media, people…what are you things people love, but don’t really love…NOBODY loves Bob Dylan, fight us…morning people do NOT exist…fat shaming is 100% wrong, but is a convention the answer…we’re prepping to survive SoBe WFF…impostor syndrome is real but Ish will NOT let DJ give in to it…it’s nice when you forget to mention your family…GO ON HUNGRY YOKAI!!!…Last Sodas: Miami Cafe & Pitbull ft Dolly Parton Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
06 Mar 2024 | Ep. 287.5 Pero…Hanguiando with actor Christian Ochoa (Halo, The Covenant) | 00:47:56 | |
Cuban Leos unite...he ACTUALLY studied business administration…comedy, drama, sci-fi the guy can do it all…just 2 Miami boys talking about restaurants…of course Gina Torres is his other mom…take that chance on your talent…TWO Guy Richie movies?!…always be the guy who talks UP people who aren’t in the room…this Westchester Pride parade is coming along nicely, right?…the immigrant work ethic never really goes away…yep, even in space there’s some version of a Latino, deal with it…funny how it took so many years to actually ‘know’ someone from IG ‘in person’… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
17 Apr 2024 | Ep. 293.5. Pero…Hanguiando with Deco Drive’s Alex Miranda | 00:50:41 | |
Tune in to our new ASMR podcast…where does Kendall start and end…Ish wishes he had a hair journey too…is entertainment news more difficult to report than ‘hard’ news?…there’s a way to represent without representing…failures can ultimately be blessing…Ish knows where all the Dollar stores are, even in Gables…everyone has a good side…Books & Books is a great spot to chat…live in the moment, get great content…never let anyone make you feel ‘othered’… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
01 Mar 2024 | Ep 287. Pero…we survived SoBe WFF! | 01:26:51 | |
And we got the episode number wrong…How does DJ NOT know Rainbow Connection…Spirit Halloween, we’ve got so many questions…SoBe WFF was DEFINITELY an experience…impostor syndrome will never leave DJ apparently…oh Yolanda…should some murderers get parole…Court TV was great…UK Wonka experience is the family friendly version of Fyre Festival…The Lion, the Witch & the Walk-in Closet…what’s your fave Spanish word…how much is a few vs a handful vs several…when Ish & DJ agree to disagree…cereal for breakfast is totally valid, but was the CEO tone deaf…did we really miss Rachel Dolezal…RIP Greatest Hits albums…bring back the mix CDs/tapes…Last Sodas: Wendy Williams & Feud: Capote vs The Swans Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
08 Mar 2024 | Ep 288. Pero…Spring Break & Discontinued Snacks with Meryl on the River Wild | 01:14:33 | |
Dua Lipa is just perfection except for the BO…los taxes…congrats to the Brits winners…who would be ‘fine’ in 2024…we miss the Virgin Megastore…Spring Break, no vengas…closing parking isn’t a great idea…paper fasteners nor horseradish will be found in Miami…Riverside Mathematics, total flashback…Usnavy & Yuleiski go to Cracker Barrel…Must See TV & TGIF…Pizzeria Chips…SoBe beverages…sour candy Altoids…Olestra’s anal seepage…Snackwells…we haven’t seen most of the Oscar movies…the diversity of Meryl Streep & River Wild…Billy Dee Williams had an Avon collection?!…Uncle Sal and the Stanford Achievement Test…Dan Savage’s definition for Santorum is the wrong use of frothy…Play-doh barber shop was a snack…Last Sodas: Aldi & Marcello Hernandez Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
15 Mar 2024 | Ep 289. Pero….welcome our guest host, Vanessa James! | 01:03:28 | |
“People need the Pero”…We do love a Miami media mogul (and alliterations)…Broward does just seem further away…platanos are the great Caribbean unifier…seriously, she is one ambitiously, busy lady…of course she loves Lucy (Lopez)…woot woot, one foreperson in the guest host rotation…are Oscars relevant…bank on being underestimated like Tyler Perry…oh Joe we kinda dig the schadenfreude…what VO actor wouldn’t aspire to be voice of God…125 first cousins IS an intimate gathering…shunning your culture in youth only to appreciate it later…you have to niche down when it comes to content...always comes back to My Big Fat Greek Wedding… Last Sodas: Miami, Scarlet Johansson on SNL & Vanessa James Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
03 Apr 2024 | Ep 291.5. Pero…Hanguiando with musician Ivan Llanes | 00:27:26 | |
De Habana a NY…we need more good salsa…bring on the jazz funk…Samba con salsa, what a great combo…who wouldn’t want to tour the world playing music…ok, ok we love our Jersey Cubans too…bro, who does a danzon these days…the immigrant hustle is real…from banging casuelas to releasing an album…musical talent needs to be encouraged at all times…hmmm, are Brasilians louder than Cubans… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
20 Mar 2024 | Ep 289.5. Pero…Hanguiando with the legendary Sheila E | 00:12:05 | |
Talk about an icon…our fist Hollywood Walk of Fame recipient…we are primed for a good salsa album…hmm, maybe Ish IS on the ‘Bailar’ album?…Celia is our queen now and always…album launch party by way of concert? Yes please…no biggie, just part of ‘We Are the World’…nobody’s a better music partner than dad…for real though, Papa Succar needs his own album…goes to show, stay focused and talented, success follows… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
22 Mar 2024 | Ep 290. Pero…More than you think, less than you know | 01:06:28 | |
How much Sweden is too much Sweden…the patriotism of US car dealerships…explaining Boxing Day…someone in the US bought London Bridge??…ok we found Kate Middleton, now what…hate her all you want, JLo is the hardest working woman in entertainment…who knew Ish could flow like that…meanwhile, a 9 year old shouldn’t be saying those things…just give us the NSYNC reunion already…talk about a weird Wild Orchid connection…ok so now it’s basically illegal to be homeless in FL…Ish isn’t ready for an English language salsa album…Last Sodas: American Fiction & Sanguich Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
29 Mar 2024 | Ep 291. Pero…can you comfortably walk under a moose? | 01:25:03 | |
Still looking damn good Nelly Furtado…feds don’t raid a mansion for no reason…our thoughts to the victims of the MD bridge situation…hey, trolls maybe you don’t need to voice your opinion at all times…maybe Ish just doesn’t have a favorite ice cream…seriously, DJ clearly does NOT like warmth…join use for DJ’s new segment, all the best foods to freeze…is a moose as big as a motorhome…we appreciate the new steps taken by the census, but is it the right direction…man, we just thought Nickelodeon was edgy not sketchy…we miss Amanda Bynes…Ish & DJ at the gym seems like two VERY different experiences…Last Sodas: Kate Middleton & Being the Vibe Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
05 Apr 2024 | Ep 292. Pero…Exposé all day, with a side of Joey Lawrence | 01:17:53 | |
So much vocabulary from cars…bring on the 50% off Easter candy…y Dollar Tree sigue subiendo...DJ would rather get out of the car than customize an order via app…pranks, pranks and more pranks, just NOT with Ish’s dad…thanks to the Sheila E concert, Ish is now unofficially part of the Estefan clan…is Beyonce’s Jolene memorable…ay el trafico...if only govt officials paid attention to real issues…meanwhile, if transplants are leaving why is there still so much traffic…guess Joey Lawrence would be the antidote to Lilith Fair music…freestyle now and forever…if anybody knows how to get us in touch with the ladies of Exposé, we’re all ears…Last soda: Exposé Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
12 Apr 2024 | Ep 293. Pero…an eclipse, Madonna & OJ | 00:56:15 | |
Eclipse, fun car and great astrological event…bring on more undivisive events…Ish is apparently not an inspirational sports movie guy like Darien…ahhh, back when we had hopes for Shia LeBeouf…mira a Darien on Univision with Jorge Ramos..lighting is everything kids..oye Roger Borges, come on the show…vimos a la Madonna…isn’t everyone reminded of their friend’s Abuela during a Madonna concert…bring back the programs…the sad legacy of OJ Simpson…seeing a murdered at the table next to you holding a knife is NOT comforting…never forget Nicole & Ron…oh, the Dancing Itos...some movies just pass us by, Clueless, Field of Dreams…Godfather vs Scarface…Last sodas: Hybrid House/Union Beer & Lonon.2.Capetown Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
24 Jul 2024 | Ep 307.5. Pero…Hanguiando with League of Women Voters (Miami Chapter) President, Ibis Valdes | 00:28:46 | |
Dammit, just vote…wait the League of Women Voters isn’t just for ladies anymore…seriously, every time she says ‘The League’ who else is thinking ‘Justice League’…wow 100+ years in operation….empowering voters and defending democracy, we can get behind that…local elections probably count more than national ones…btw, take a shot every time DJ says he works in politics…register to vote…same 3 questions, no gotcha here…those who don’t vote, aren’t top of mind to the candidates…wow, the ladies are really showing to vote… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
01 May 2024 | Ep 295.5 Pero…Hanguiando with Grumpy Cuban Grandma | 00:26:12 | |
She’s not THAT grumpy in person…Ish just found his kindred food spirit…ojala we all look that good at 90…a comer langosta en Punta Cana…imagine becoming a social media sensation at 90…wonder what would be caught if our daughters recorded us on and off…we absolutely felt she was our Abuela that day…las novelas Turkas…of course le da pena...champagne makes anyone less grumpy…no joda, se fajaba con un Tigre…eat healthy but not organic…of course que la pizza no es comida... Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
15 May 2024 | Ep 297.5. Pero…Hanguiando with the founder of Dr Good Price | 00:17:12 | |
Health care should be affordable for everyone…seriously, why do Drs make us wait so damn long…already growing and expanding…an on-site pharmacy is a total deal changer…bring on the social impact…profit sin descaro should be a goal for everyone…Doctors shouldn’t be sales people…founding an non-profit for orphans out of tragedy, now that’s giving back… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
29 May 2024 | Ep 299.5. Pero…Hanguiando with City Theatre’s Gladys Ramirez | 00:17:39 | |
We LOVE local theatre…Summer Shorts is back again at the Arsht…time to Flip the Script with the 27th year of Summer Shorts…give those local playwrights a voice…fine, we’ll let in people outside South Florida…give us alliterations AND rhymes…Ish will volunteer for practically anything around the arts…seeing our stories is a good thing…ufff that 2Pac musical was rough…several 10 minute plays is a bargain… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 City Theatre: https://www.citytheatre.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
19 Apr 2024 | Ep 294. Pero…Te Mojastes El Pito??!?! | 01:02:10 | |
Some English sayings just sound dirty in Spanish…ugh, Clippy…Hello Kitty isn’t a cat…of course DJ has everything he’s ever owned, it’s called hoarding…let teachers take time off however they want…but for real, what was the Nashville concert…dear fast food, you’re supposed to be fun, embrace it….oatmilk is NOT good…cosplay rule at a con, if you don’t know it’s anime…Bring on Sizzler and Tony Roma…Clue is so under appreciated…talk about whiplash from Rocky Horror to housing crisis…Crisys Rivera…$4k for a lovely view of un canal…ah yes, Hialeah the new Brooklyn…no exposed brick en Hialeah…Last sodas: Bob Graham & our friends honored at the White House’s Cuban-American day Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
26 Apr 2024 | Ep 295. Pero…Was JR at Popeyes? | 01:05:16 | |
Ahh the days of Saturday mornings and monoculture…do young people today know Houdini?…Lilo & Stitch in North Dakota isn’t the same…5M views per Spice Girl only seems right…como jode los viejos Cubanos in public…of course cats understood Eartha Kitt…what is Native American accent or a native American accent cuz either one is just wrong…boba tea & bibimbap, two more things people don’t really like although they say they do…do pop stars need that much dissection about their music these days…and now you too know about Rita Ora...THE RETURN OF JOJO SIWA…Last Sodas: @London2Capetown & @thatgoodnewsgirl Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
12 Jun 2024 | Ep 301.5. Pero…Hanguiando with Telemundo’s Carlos Adyan | 00:21:10 | |
Damn, talk about being focused…family support is everything…claro que Abuela believes in him…the show has now laster longer than COVID…if you don’t have a lane, make your own…political science does sort inform even lifestyle news, huh?…crazy there’s so many firsts in 2024…opening a restaurant on top of everything else is the epitome of busy…diversify, diversify, diversify…. Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
03 May 2024 | Ep 296. Pero…Let’s Shuffle Janet Jackson Interludes | 01:23:12 | |
Nope, not editing the peek behind the curtain…never forget those before you made it happen with way more obstacles…simplicity patterns…protesting is a right, but not at the expense of others…Darren Criss & Eminem & culture…if we stop all fun things out of fear of being tone deaf, where does that end…bring on the Met Gala…today’s Billboard achievements don’t really mean anything…Nelly’s got the bops…Spanish is so melodramatic…no Billy Idol for DJ…that first Ace of Base album though…Moviefone, gone but not forgotten…a Janet Jackson interlude is never a bad idea…Last Sodas: @karens.are.wild & X-Men 97 Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
10 May 2024 | Ep 297. Pero…next year, Charo AND Charytin for the Met Gala | 01:24:05 | |
Happy Mother’s Day…you know how to pronounce insoportable...career changes happen at any time…going into the teacher’s lounge still feels naughty…there are ways to be an involved parent at all levels…if anyone knows the hustle, it’s us but working 7 days a week shouldn’t be a requirement…sometimes we need laziness…no jodas, a 6 day work week?!?!…career burnout is real mi gente…don’t be a sanctimonious professional outrager...is joy completely outlawed now…Beyonce anti-capitalism? Sure, Jan…the perks & downfalls of self-employment…DJ as Justin Bieber by way of Perez Hilton…how does one get cast for costume pics & stock photos…Last Sodas: Teacher Appreciation Week, especially the teachers who shaped us Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
17 May 2024 | Ep 298. Pero…Roasts & Caricatures with Context & Confianza | 01:17:15 | |
Shout out to the French Chef in Little Mermaid…el calor esta de madre…FLOWERS FOR MARLA GIBBS!!!!…are the streaming bundles just cable’ the next generation?…bring on Double Dare: Latino Edition, we’ve got the casting and everything…we all need a $5 value meal again…at this point we all know what a roast is…Pero Primos, show us your best caricature of DJ…we could talk to ALL the people in public speaking…should Ish get DJ a stripper…yearbook photo shoots…The Matrix is the perfect standalone movie, no sequels needed…unlike Double Dare, latino Home Alone wouldn’t work at all…check out Ish in ‘Laughs in Spanish’ at Gables Stage 6/22…Last Sodas: Vanessa Williams’ “Legs” & Young Sheldon Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Laughs in Spanish: https://www.gablestage.org/laughs-in-spanish/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
24 May 2024 | Ep 299. Pero…Rumplestiltskin and High School Reunions | 01:07:57 | |
Next week, se pone la cosa caliente…podcasting is now a career option…what’s your fave Friends episode…let’s celebrate Cassie for being a survivor….Diddy’s done…maybe Abuelo DID like the Cosby Show…no beach for these Miami boys on Memorial Day…two co-hosts for Ish in June…wait, only the US celebrates high school reunions?!?!…Spanish tongue twisters are even worse…Ish’s school of American folklore…Last Sodas: Bill Maher & Charlamagne the God and Louis Aguirre Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Laughs in Spanish: https://www.gablestage.org/laughs-in-spanish/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
31 May 2024 | Ep 300. Pero…it’s Our Hot 300th Episode! | 01:11:28 | |
Because we’re insane, we take the Hot Ones Challenge…thanks Darwin for hosting us on our milestone ep…caballero, there is NO reason to try Da Bomb…here’s to 300 more episodes, mas o menos Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
07 Jun 2024 | Ep 301. Pero…Can Jingles Save the World? | 01:04:51 | |
Thanks again for Darwin & Martha…da Bomb is just plain wrong…maybe jingles can make people happier…so begins the Marla Gibbs flower giving…bro, seriously Fresco can you at least have two lanes open…why so much JLo hate…many things can be said of Ms Lopez, but that she can’t dance isn’t one of them…never apologize for a harmless joke online…also never visit the comments section…Prince then and Prince now…not everything from nostalgia ages well..Last Milkshakes: Cyndi Lauper & Celia Cruz’s live album Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/beverages/strawberry-shortcake-milkshake.stml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
14 Jun 2024 | Ep 302. Pero…Platinum Buzzcuts and a Whole Lotta A$$ | 01:15:43 | |
Let’s get Iris and Charytin on this show…what do we think of Ish’s Britney impression…dile no a la pirateria…which vedette played the violin…at what age does the weather become all consuming for parents…sometimes, you’re just a natural like Sofia Vergara…la friolenta y la deshydratada together at last…do Maxxinistas really require body cams…underwear and shampoo is a very specific type of bougie…the Dodgers and imminent domain…sometimes justice is delayed, but it should never be incomplete…damn a 3 alarm fire after 25 years…la gente estan del carajo with anger lately…Beavis, our fave pyromaniac…sometimes corporations do good, for their own reasons, but still…Detroit does have a vibe…we should all age in decades like Meryl Streep…Last Milkshakes: The Anti-Chef & RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/desserts/undeniably-delicious-vanilla-milkshake.stml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
26 Jun 2024 | Ep 303.5. Pero…Hanguiando with wrestler Domino aka Panolo aka Adrian Castro | 00:44:37 | |
Seriously, 3 aliases = tax evasion…he definitely doesn’t give off HR vibes…follow your passions, don’t let age tell you otherwise…building a wrestling character that popular, that quickly is talent…despite his story, trust us that pan con bistec was GREAT…the family that wrestles together…the glory days of WWE…let’s remember Men’s Mental Health even after June…leap outside your comfort zone always… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
07 Aug 2024 | Ep 309.5 Pero..Hanguiando with comedian Brittany Brave | 01:15:52 | |
Man we love having people on here funnier than us…Italian, Cuban, Miamian, all the same really…stand up needs to be honest…women ARE funny dammit…elevators are the perfect place to shame people…don’t heckle if you can’t take a heckle back…sometimes people just want to be the ones ‘to cancel’ others…user your platform to fight stigmas…domestic violence survivors deserve their voice to be heard, LOUDLY…even negative moments can be used to further your life positively… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
21 Aug 2024 | Ep 311.5 Pero…Hanguiando with comedian Dairon Vasquez | 01:00:31 | |
Pharmacist, comedian, not that different really…sometimes social media can bring good…persistence pays off…why are we unable to be on time…love when we find thing out about our guests…all roads lead to communism, even at the pharmacy…don’t be afraid to take that leap…after the chat, we found out he’s a fellow SW alum…older Cubans don’t get why they should be laughing at themselves…we may franchise a Cracker Barrel in Little Havana… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
21 Jun 2024 | Ep 303. Pero…How Big Was That ONE Martini? | 00:53:28 | |
Welcome back David Ulloa…yeah, Ish isn’t one to do research or keep records…seriously, check out Shiver podcast if you like horror…school’s out, kinda anyway...RIP Donald Sutherland…we have all the movie stars gone…of course the Canadian was in Miami…has fear mongering ever worked…Ana Navarro is a friend of the pod without knowing she is…is there effectivity in equating people to capital D, devil…what an interesting mantle display…how would one go about arguing with a yacht…soooo yacht rock is just easy listening…nope, we don’t feel bad for Justin Timberlake…nobody’s perfect but with ride share these days, no excuse…Last Milkshakes: Beaker & Grey and Gino at the Arsht Center Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/beverages/pina-colada-milkshake.stml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
28 Jun 2024 | Ep 304. Pero…This Week’s Co-host is a Hedgehog?!?! | 01:12:57 | |
Welcome back Alex Miranda…and welcome to Needles aka Lil’ Pound Cake…we’re just two Miami boys…Alex hosts at Hard Rock, Ish at a retirement community…the dog show was a hoot…WWAD…Needles is a hisser…3 times to crown a beauty queen is too much…again we explain the cafetorium…Needles still hasn’t replied about her queerness…Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month...thank you Alex for sharing your mental health journey with us…destigmatize mental health struggles…yo Elon, we ain’t buying it from Nick Cannon & we ain’t buying it from you…once more, Twitter is a cesspool…deleting and downloading IG daily is a commitment…caballero, Alex really did do a death drop…Last Milkshakes: Charli XCX’s ‘Brat’ & Lynda Carter’s ‘Pink Slip Lollipop’ Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/beverages/4th-of-july-milkshakes.stml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
05 Jul 2024 | Ep 305. Pero…just don’t be a lazy hater | 00:57:51 | |
Thanks for co-hosting Lucy…from White House to Pero Let Me Tell You…how do we get rid of impostor syndrome…Laughs in Spanish was a blast…ok, so now we have a budget savings in FL, where’s it going?…why bother with context if it gets in the way of your narrative…we nominate Lucy for FL community art director…btw, thanks Migas for letting us record…always a damn heat warning…tremendous stick of water…not a mango shortage…Marcello is clearly making his mark on some of those skits…la pobre Marilyn Monroe…today’s lesson: don’t be a lazy hater…of COURSE it’s called the Santeria corner…please have a sense of humor…Last sodas: FX’s The Bear and Max’s My Adventures with Superman Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
10 Jul 2024 | Ep 305.5 Pero…Hanguiando with the cast of My Sweet 15: My Quinceañera | 00:35:27 | |
We all have great memories of those 15s…support local theatre…it’s all about connecting with the character…comedy and music, bring it…universality in the specificity…wait, Ruben improved his line in Ant Man?!…never too late to become a comedy sensation…talent is first, but damn if costumes aren’t vital…los 15s really do have an ebb and flow…if we still laugh after seeing things multiple times, that’s just comedy…don’t miss this play mi gente!!! Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 My Sweet 15 Show Tickets: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36713/production/1205863 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
12 Jul 2024 | Ep 306. Pero…DJ’s Back from Italy With Stories | 01:16:07 | |
Welcome back from Italy, DJ…congrats to Roger Borges & his hubby Eric…thanks to our guest co-hosts…not the last minute emergency anyone needs…cancel then rebook…3 biopics in a row on a plane…bring on the carbonara…European food just is better tasting…easier to find in Italy, a medianoche or crema de malanga…ok, make sure sure to get the rental car insurance…of course he meets 2 Americans from Cleveland in the middle of nowhere…did they have a Dr office in the movie hostel…again, never venture into the comments on social media... last sodas: CCW/Domino & Dr. Marvin Dunn Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
19 Jul 2024 | Ep 307. Pero…Icons, Snipers & Copa America | 01:20:31 | |
RIP Shelly, Ruth, Richard, Shannen & Bob…these are TRUE icons…damn, Dr Ruth was badass for a 4 foot tall lady…still too many takes for that scene…why DO so many Spanish words have that many syllables…detergent & trash bags are stupid things to be that expensive…we need to turn down the political temperature…you can disagree without turning on each other…ironically, it ain’t binary kids…we forgive the phoning it in this time Shakira…caballero, those Colombians saw Die Hard one too many times…bottle Alfredo still gets the job done...Last Sodas: Bob Newhart & Levar Burton’s speech on ‘Clipped’ Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
04 Sep 2024 | Ep 313.5 Pero…Hanguiando with author of ‘Tell It To Me Singing,’ Tita Ramirez | 00:53:45 | |
What a great title…thankfully Ish really liked this book…it was hot, but still a beautiful day at Tinta y Cafe…sometimes a story just needs to get out of you…get over the impostor syndrome kids…from Miami to NC, can’t take the Cuban out of the girl…ok, now we wanna taste her mom’s frijoles…many times life gives you all the inspiration you need…these characters are so authentic, Ish kinda hates them at times…love that our history is baked into this work of fiction, never forget it…psst, Ana Villafañe, let’s make this happen…ok and Eva Mendes too since we want her esponjas… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
26 Jul 2024 | Ep 308. Pero…Let Celine Light The Cauldron | 01:22:07 | |
Ok, summer’s almost over, bring on Valentine’s Day…the holiday math makes sense in Ish’s head…Kylie could get that 6th Olympic ring in there…Torn is a cover of a cover…Darien as Zanigef would definitely have implications…why were baby costumes so big in the 80s…how do delegates work at the conventions…mira, a POC woman + a gay guy just ain’t gonna win the election…please never engage conspiracy theorists, it never ends well…guess it’s gonna be a brat autumn too…Olympic mascots are absolutely adorable…so it’s a hat and NOT a drop of blood…ay just let Celine light the torch…Last Sodas: Sharknado & Billy Joel Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
02 Aug 2024 | Ep 309. Pero…de Venezuela to Paris | 01:14:23 | |
Man, so much ice chewing…shout out to Brewlihan…silence isn’t always a bad thing…can we have ONE light week…Estamos contigo Venezuela…if your humanity depends on your political dogma, you don’t have any…wait, there are influencers IN Cuba?…btw, not everything has to be about YOU…once you get an explanation AND an apology what more do you want…if even Ish found the menage a trois inappropriate then maybe it was…overall, the opening was kinda messy and looooong…except for Celine, Celine is always perfect…coño como Cuban tiene Olympians…Last Sodas: Flavor Flav & Olympian Peter Norman Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
09 Aug 2024 | Ep 310. Pero…Guest Host, Pitbull Stadium & WW2 Pollution | 01:11:24 | |
Welcome back Andrew Otazo…never go away Books & Books…almost back to school…1.5 generation, is that a thing?…phew, the Yorkie is alive…when hoarders meet…dale Pitbull stadium…RIP J Wakefield Brewery…the rise and fall of Wynwood…Little Havana turning to west Brickell is almost a hate crime…wait, horoscopes are back?!…we’re sure an asparagus would cause car crashes…don’t take a shot if you’re driving…pero pollution from WW2…so much eco-education…Barbaros de la semana: MJ Algarra & John Stephen Akhwari Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
16 Aug 2024 | Ep 311. Pero..Who IS Victor/Victoria? | 01:24:34 | |
Tks for filling in Andrew…happy(?) back to school…and so begins the Miami rainy season…oooo, now Ish is looking forward to the LA Olympics too…frame that track suit…near, far, wherever you are, Titanic is STILL a phenomenon…so now you just FaceTime on the clock sin pena…the time you spend costs more at Dollar Tree…do NOT come for Celia, you’ve been warned…wow, Snow White could have been an opportunity for little people…what musical is Road to Illinois…Judy really did have Liza’s hair at the end…Elsa, Edna it’s all the same…Scarlet is just awful…Miss Piggy at the 2028 Olympics needs to happen…Barbaros de la semana: Snoop Dogg & Rachel Gunn Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
23 Aug 2024 | Ep 312. Pero…Being Demure While Watering la Malanga | 01:16:09 | |
Reading is fundamental…how DO you pronounce ‘eponymous’?…RIP Phil Donahue…you can’t create a viral sensation, it just has to happen…it’s the last week to be demure…Lana de Rey = NYC, obviously…Cristina, icon, period…Nery is a natural blonde who loves Paris Hilton’s music…sir if your head is visibly bleeding, you need to wrap it…and now it’s time our show goes off the rails…castaño just doesn’t exist in English…Barbaros de la Semana: Gus Walz & Ana Victoria Espino de Santiago Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
30 Aug 2024 | Ep 313. Pero…We’re Gonna Record An Ep From Pueblo, CO | 01:11:56 | |
Who doesn’t love Muppet Babies…TNT, acme and anvils, cartoons taught us so much…we did find out what was being sent from Pueblo…no really disagreeing with Miami’s rude city designation…lack of self awareness, too true…inflation is real, but so is plain ol’ greed…mmmm, Denny’s French Silk Pie we miss you…there is such a thing as too much celebs, especially with politics…language dependent personality is a real thing…dammit, DJ’s got it on lock vs Ish with personality in Spanish…we WILL do the infomercial documentary…Cher AND Judith Light, yes please…there’s no longer an end to the programming day…Barbaros de la Semana: Ron de Santis & Benny More Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
18 Sep 2024 | Ep 315.5. Pero…Hanguiando with the creators of Barbaro Mojo - Cuban Hot Sauce | 00:55:26 | |
The best ideas always come from unexpected places…man, now THAT sounds like a Noche Buena…fine, we guess there are some Cubans who like spicy…traditions survive when they evolve…tostone chips are DELICIOUS…here we go, making Ish sweat while eating again…sometimes family can work together…hmmm, should we put our faces on a logo… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
06 Sep 2024 | Ep 314. Pero…Ish Would Totally Be Ok with Miss Piggy Replacing Him | 01:40:24 | |
New music from The Weekend is DJ’s personal Christmas…man, so many Pero Primos knew about Pueblo, CO…ahhh the fantasy class ships of Carnival…oh to be a fly on the wall when Nery learned about Only Fans…of course there’s a touch of narcissism…fingers crossed so Tori Spelling can help her finances…DWTS’ narrative shouldn’t be about someone famous for being a criminal…if only we didn’t have to discuss school shootings…experiencing a shooter drill was scary even without an active shooter…gun reform alone ain’t gonna cut it, mental health has to be front and center…Ish did got listen to Daniel Bedingfield’s debut album…can’t wait to share the news…oh hey there, Tristan…Last Sodas: Paralympics & Paralympians and The Muppets/Jim Henson Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
13 Sep 2024 | Ep 315. Pero…Sure, We’d Go to Fyre Fest 2025 | 01:17:22 | |
Ish just doesn’t get ASMR…sending good vibes to NOLA…gotta give it Tay Tay on the timing…yeah if chickens were disappearing from Hialeah, that’s indisputable…AI rears its head again…leave Celine alone…look at DJ offering advice to the Trump campaign…who wants to see a debate on a cruise ship…the VMAs might as well have been the 27th anniversary…kept man and didn’t even have to put out after meeting Austin Powers…Fyre Fest Round 2 should be hosted by us…should we bring back the Harlem Shake?…yeah, planes had phones on them kids…remembering 9/11 never gets easier…Last Sodas: Bon Jovi & Jorge Ramos Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
20 Sep 2024 | Ep 316. Pero..Freak Offs, Subway & Melrose Place | 01:11:03 | |
Bringing back ‘cag’…insomnia at the C&C Music Factory…how much lube is too much lube…does absolute power, corrupt absolutely?…no orgy should require an IV…aww, poor Mase…Christina had the voice, but she wasn’t a sex kitten…Subway tastes like Subway, even the items you’ve never had before…oh DJ could ABSOLUTELY work at a Subway…and so the hunt begins for shorter short shorts…in his head, Ish is now part of Melrose Place…seriously, though it’s like they’re just regular people…video coming soon…Last sodas: Emerson Romero & Liza Colon-Zayas Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
27 Sep 2024 | Ep 317. Pero…we all want a Hoda soda | 01:12:44 | |
Grease IS the word…el pobre Franki Valli…group dance is a requirement at Rydell Hight…our thoughts go out to those affected by Hurricane Helene…of course Ish opens his mouth and the Miami falls out…hmmm, Pin Pan Pollo St Augustine has a nice ring to it…those Keebler elves are totally export soda cracker mafia…EXPORT SODAS…look at the diversity of DJ’s Friday night Blockbuster selection…we can’t be the only ones hating Pixar for being so good…from Diddy to Delve, hubris is always the problem…old movies never go out of style, neither does the Twilight Zone…spooky season is here and so is DJ’s fave haunted hotel…Last Sodas: Hoda Kotb & FX’s English Teacher sitcom Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
04 Oct 2024 | Ep 318. Pero…how DARE you break Jessica Simpson luggage?! | 01:30:44 | |
Bring us Robbie Williams as a monkey…mira que hay cada fairy tale…for someone who doesn’t like musicals, DJ sure does talk about them…Ish as Peter Pan just sorta makes sense…Downtown Disney, Eckerd’s, Joe Robbie, listen we’re old…thinking of everyone affected by Hurricane Helene…Pero Primos, we love when you activate…do the Menendez Bros deserve to go free?…all her good work aside, is Kim K REALLY someone to be a legal advocate…please just stop asking celebrities for opinions on global issues like it’s their job…unless it’s Don Francisco asking…Dear AA, Ish has had it, officially…seriously though, nobody wants to lug around a 3 legged Vixen…it’s our last Tristan chat in the old studio…Last Sodas: Global Empowerment Mission & Inspirational Quote Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
11 Oct 2024 | Ep 319. Pero…Our First Video Ep, Now In Pangea! | 00:49:54 | |
Bring on the vocal exercises…it’s our first live video ep…thanks Cultura Media House for bringing us into the family…great, now we need to worry about cameras…it’s our video era apparently…pero que set mas Linda…thoughts and love go out to everyone affected by Hurricane Milton…seriously, though conspiracy theorists are like the Punta Cana of believing…bring back Pangea…la Gaga en Antarctica…wow, DJ really does NOT know about zoology…hoping El Tyger recovers…is there a pop culture community divide…should Mariaelena be our next opening…kicking the bucket is not the same as kicking the can…the eternal debate between us is whether Fallon is funny or not…SNL & Sabado Gigante, the perfect combo…representation matters, even if it’s El Chacal…Last soda: Burger Beast Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
18 Oct 2024 | Ep 320. Pero…Wil DJ be La Lupe for Halloween? | 01:01:51 | |
Thank you all for your love with the show…awww, DJ’s parents got the right cake…RIP Liam Payne…mental health affects anyone, anytime…demons in the closet is a great metal band name…man, pero que caro esta the American Dream…seriously, who has that 0.5 child and how are they divided up…Ish does love him an over the top horror movie…it’s aguacate, not palta and we don’t care who says otherwise…yeah DJ’s La Lupe sounds like Earth Kitt…the Halloween costume gauntlet has been thrown, no basic costumes allowed…Last Sodas: Celia Cruz & The Monster Squad Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
21 Oct 2024 | Ep 320.5 Pero…Hanguiando with Cuban Cowboy, Orlando Mendez | 00:28:48 | |
Surprise Monday ep!!!...How does a Miami boy get that twang…damn, all FOUR chairs turned around…never heard Castro in a country song before…take the boy outta Miami, but not Miami outta the boy…from actor to country singer…and now at the Improv on 10/23…oh yeah and at Marine Stadium in Nov…maybe Ish should get a cowboy hat…from bro to y’all in like 5 minutes…in the specificity lies the broadness…of course Camila won him over with ‘Acere’...let’s please get that Orlando/Sammy double bill…look at Ish recognizing a steel drum… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
25 Oct 2024 | Ep 321. Pero...Maybe Elvira Can Save Santa's Enchanted Forest? | 01:15:54 | |
We swear, there is a Junior and he’s contributing to the conversation…we owe pagans for the arbolito…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest (for real this time)...are you Team Tom or Team Summer…DJ’s WB/UPN/FOX teen drama blindness…seriously, how does Ish know what he’s talking about…el apagaon de Cuba no esta en nada…again, listen to everyone’s lived experience dammit…just cuz you have a family doesn’t make you more qualified for things…not one of these influencers selling things is saying anything…we love all the insurance mascots, even the fact they have them…Bring on the World Series (go Yankees!)...maybe we’ll do one of our shows in Antarctica…is anyone surprised Ish knows the Elvira story…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & Voting Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
06 Nov 2024 | Ep 322.5 Pero…Hanguiando with comedian Brittany Brave…again! | 00:33:27 | |
Welcome back Brittany…love when people we love are on each other’s shows…hmmm, Ocala or frozen eggs?...she gets nervous after hosting her own radio show…Bubonic Core is a thing…Miami naked is just different…listen to Big Yikes…isn’t single by choice the ultimate pro-choice…sometimes you have to prioritize one vs the other…reclaim your breakup…take good care of her, New York…who DOES have time to sort out bisexuality…of course Junior knows Brittany…possibly one of the hardest working women in comedy…don’t limit your goals because benchmarks change…making Arsht Center…making a documentary about comics is definitely a cry for help… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
01 Nov 2024 | Ep 322 Pero…is The Weeknd Co-hosting?? | 00:49:24 | |
It’s our slightly belated Halloween episode…and now DJ will REALLY commit to the bit…for real though, that Dwayne Wade statue is NOT flattering…offf that Lucille Ball statue though is way worse…mmm poutine…go on Robyn Sparkles…we ARE all Southerners to Canadians…a croqueta recall is absolutely terrifying…so murder isn’t enough for Ish to completely stop being friends with DJ…mira que The Weeknd loves shouting out names of cities on tour…can you endorse one person and still be considered impartial, even if it’s an editorial?...does The Weeknd promote his albums THIS much…we like to think the beanie is still at the CN Tower…Bunny & The Weeknd does have a nice ring to it…Last Soda: DJ Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
08 Nov 2024 | Ep 323. Pero…Should They Open an Old Navy on Sesame Street?? | 01:23:56 | |
Every ep should start with old school Nintendo…eelcome back DJ…it took a lot for us not to break last episode…was there an election or something this week…you can’t just put a new product on the market without enough time to test it…it’s the economy, stupid…wtf is a ghost job listing…now & forever, Sesame Street…wow, three past guests who worked on Sesame Street…we could talk Muppets all day…6 years without going to work? Sign us up…ham! Ham! Ham!...Old Navy es tremendo bargain pa’resolver….tone down on the spritzing, Macys…and yet again, Ish deciphers DJ’s mixed up celebrity references…Last Soda: Poll workers & producer Junior Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
15 Nov 2024 | Ep 324 Pero…Do Latinos Say Goodbye For Too Long? | 01:13:46 | |
JR Alonso Co-hosts....The real Miami was filled with Marimberos in the 80s.....Miami Vice and shooting on location....Disney Pixar Movies pull at the heart strings....the beauty of the movie UP and Inside Out...Finding Nemo Taught us to stay away from the drop off....Swimming the Great Barrier Reef in Australia....New Zealand limits airport hugs to three minutes...the two hour Latino Goodbye....the differences with Latinos and Americanos and our families....changing careers.....first generation immigrant guilt trips....second acts....being a creative....second city and Chicago....starting all over again.......long term friendships........flip phones and disconnecting from social media.....ballpark talk.....we still call it Joe Robbie Stadium...JRs comedy and his inspiration...Last Coquito: JRs Dad & Flying Hippo Pizza Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
20 Nov 2024 | Ep 324.5 Pero…Hanguiando (otra vez) with comedian Mario Ramil | 00:57:41 | |
Setting the mood together…canceled 3 seconds in…Mario the Bear…comedians shouldn’t necessarily apologize for their jokes…two things can be true at once…Caribbean, Korean, similar…look at Mario letting Ish own his insecurities…gotta be introspective to grow…Mario is ABSOLUTELY funny…only drunk white girls in college turn gay…bring on the crowd work, it’s like comedy fortune telling…those titties look divorced…trouble speaking Spanish, now does Spanish VO…sexless cults are REALLY weird…next time, throuples galore…how old is too old to be sexy…of course we’re comparing strip clubs…5 years at the Improv is a great accomplishment… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
22 Nov 2024 | Ep 325 Pero…Blue Sky, Thanksgiving and the Orlando I-4 | 01:13:37 | |
Ish is back…so much mentions of Juniors of all kinds…we only think of one Blue Sky…ok, so you pushed a button, want a prize?...mira, if DJ had been on Real World he could have been a senator now…cabin people vs non-cabin people…Bring on Glicked…of course Ish is digging on musicals…no more turkey cooking for DJ this Thanksgiving…are Italian restaurants secretly Mexican…Hollywood Studios vs MGM Studios…who knew a galaxy far far away was in Orlando…that damn I-4…was anyone asking for a Gladiator sequel…dammit, Die Hard is a Christmas movie…so many ‘Please Don’t Go’…Last Coquito: Disney’s Diversity Efforts & Coral Gables Firefighter Dept Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
04 Dec 2024 | Ep 326.5 Pero…Hanguiando with Kojin head chef, Pedro Mederos | 01:05:34 | |
Boy George should have been on We Are The World…with good food this close, Ish is gonna be soooo fat…love a guest who brings champagne…food is great, but a vibe makes a place…jazz is pretty punk if you think about it…el pueblo de la bicicleta, who knew…how did he avoid the Miami accent…90s baby who grew up on 70s & 80s pop culture…let’s hear for all single moms…it’d be great if Dan Akroyd misses that portrait literally every day…stealing someone’s car to hit Taco Bell doesn’t always result in marriage…COVID led to so many cool food creation…EIGHT SEATS?!?!...bye bye delicious key lime dessert…good food never needs to be stuffy…a restaurant full of furries AND mascots… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
29 Nov 2024 | Ep. 326 Pero…do Betty White & Cher like gallinas? | 01:30:15 | |
Dear Android, bring back the food updates…apps on apps on apps…Best Buy was just an experience…to criticize Spanglish is to criticize Miami…there’s a time in place, but you don’t get to use your microaggressions on places you aren’t from…animals all speak different languages…are there really no poisonous animals in Cuba…bring on las gallinas…if anyone says ‘do your research’ as a reply, run…influencers are not credible news sources…so Ana de Armas is a commie but Gente de Zona sells out arenas…ultimately everyone’s situation is their situation…Tristan is back…Last Coquito: Betty White’s stamp & Cher’s audio memoir Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
06 Dec 2024 | Ep. 327 Pero…Christmas Goes Off the Rails with Egg Nog & Turron | 01:39:03 | |
Bring on the holidays…Christmas songs are hit or miss with Ish…turron is nougat and nougat is turron…wow eggnog IS good…womp, womp indeed…please do NOT kill Junior…the distinction of saying ‘el niño Jesus’...yeah, don’t just buy stuff to buy stuff…Grace Jones’ Little Drummer Boy, full stop…A Christmas Story is the perfect pace for a movie to watch ON Christmas…Lampoon Vacation is almost as off the rails as this episode…CD shopping at DJ’s home…the 2 Rocio’s, the 2 Corey’s, same thing…lets all get Christmas panetela…welcome back Notre Dame, now get dirty again…so many jingles…our defunct brands section is great…why don’t we have a word for sicote in english?...yeah, Pepe le Pew has been cancelled…we’re pretty sure DJ was buzzed in this episode…Last Coquito: Our Cultura House & Talks family Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
31 Jan 2025 | Ep 328. Pero…we’re back in 2025 and looking for margarine! | 01:07:03 | |
Welcome back todo el mundo…glad 2025 hasn’t really done anything yet…celebration of life is the way to go…Cuban funerals should be a party given all the chisme…centromesas are the ultimate hunger games at ethnic weddings…DJ’s mom probably won’t ever fully understand Only Fans…Ish now has a souvenir about an audition for O-Town he may not have been at…all mercucromo is sold as if it’s 100 years old…where DID margarine go?...no more band-aid ads apparently…finally we get to discuss rubber cement…odd numbers is where all music groups eventually end up…Temu is not the place to find a good Hitachi…Last Sodas: 2025 & @livefromsnacktime Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
07 Feb 2025 | Ep 329. Pero…Oh No, La Embolia! | 01:17:31 | |
It’s FINALLY February…bring on the jamon serrano…let’s start celebrating our actual birth day…relampago in the shower is real…Darien’s mom is all about la secadora de pelo…Spring Break in Miami Beach isn’t really a thing for those of us who live here…Good Times…swimming after eating equals death…portable cafetera for the win…fixing the car with a chain around the tree…finally, Beyonce won her Grammy pero could she have been less enthused…Kurt Russell needs more appreciation…nobody should be shamed or stigmatized, but at what point should that be taxpayer funded…failure to launch, is that even part of the Latino culture…Last Sodas: Sheila E & Sabrina Carpenter’s Grammys Performance Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
12 Feb 2025 | Ep 329.5 Pero…Hanguiando (again!) with comedian Oye Dairon | 01:28:49 | |
Took forever to get him on, now he’s back…love a guest with nothing to really promote…legit how did we know exactly what bear balls smell like…oh healthcare, you never fail to disappoint…we love a guest who can work a callback…wow, talk about a survival story…yeah, guess advertising isn’t a profession in a communist country…so much topography in this episode…anyone else not seen saltwater for 2 years…your story will never be as bad as theirs…Price is Right rules always gets you the win…the word of the day is archipelago…still not over Game of Thrones ending…explaining Rocky Horror while having it confused with Cher’s movie ‘Mask’ is GREAT…Cubans loved Asian decor…Punta Cana is all about indigestion apparently….garrapata IS a great word… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
14 Feb 2025 | Ep 330. Pero…Let’s Keep it Simple, Blockbuster Generation | 01:18:17 | |
Taking it back to morning announcements…that intermediary banquet hall just hit right…ppl having less cousins..we don’t need to over engineer in the name of convenience…sometimes you just need to use a check…no need to be on speakerphone for that long…really, we’re lifting up an alleged murderer now?...maybe tomato juice just tastes better at 30,000 feet…straight to video was never a good sign…Blockbuster Generation…we miss you Moviefone…great class of nominees for the Rock & Roll Hall of fame this year…Last Soda: Duo Lingo killing mascot & Lady Gaga copying Elvis Crespo Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
21 Feb 2025 | Ep 331. Pero…Quinces On the Seven Seas | 01:17:55 | |
SoBeWFF, see you there…maybe Libertad Lamarque’s still touring…filming 15s on a cruise is DJ’s dream job…fly safe, mi gente…Cap America has been black before…never forget, your fave comics were created during a much different time…fake Valentines cake outrage…our addiction to outrage is no just real, it’s being gamified…even hate comments feed the algorithm so thanks for that…bring back the tacky fifteens…SNL 50 was tremendo party…Lonely Island, Penelope, Stefan…Heather Locklear + Janet Jackson = perfection…it’s called yum yum sauce for a reason…stop throwing cakes, Steve Aoki…Last Sodas: SS United States & Superman (2025) trailer Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
28 Feb 2025 | Ep 332. Pero…is it Lima or Limon? | 01:19:54 | |
Chiropractic adjustment watching ain’t weird…hi Juan Luis Guerra & that good ol’ bilirubin…yet another great experience at SoBe WFF, this year with a win!...NOBODY controls the mayo…happy Oakenfold & Tiesto are still around…can’t laugh if you’re not in on the funny…is ‘no sabo’ a true slur…how big a part of culture is language…does the caribbean NOT have limes…glad we solved that whole canker problem…sour oranges really are ugly…DJ was having Limeade before it was a thing…why was it so hard to get a chicken salad sandwich when they had all the components…Cuban salads are the worst…RIP Joann Fabrics…Ish got destemplanza until the other day…why not spend your birthday in Canada?...waterfalls shall henceforth be known as water volcanos…Last Soda: Voters at SoBe WFF Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
05 Mar 2025 | Ep 332.5. Pero…Hanguiando with WSVN’s Belkys Nerey | 00:53:41 | |
The name struggle is real kids…we love our local icons…before foodies were a thing, we had Bite with Belkys…love that she’s totally loving our wings…would love to see all the ‘fails’ too…shout out to all the locals who inspired us…WSVN’s Boston cousin is WAY too similar onscreen…they are still kinda ‘new’ aren’t they…shout out to Craig Stevens…we’re old school for local news…nothing like the Newsplex…damn 11 hours of news…there should be trust in local news…Deco Drive does give off a fun vibe…look at us making her recall working at a travel agency…she met Cher, that is all… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
07 Mar 2025 | Ep 333. Pero…We’re Starting Our Own Music Festival | 01:20:32 | |
Let’s have Vera Farmigia on the show…who knew so many people had an opinion on lemons and limes…so many places with numbers…we miss you Bugle Boy jeans…there’s no way Gwyneth Paltrow has good recipes…Shirley Temple, drink or child actor…bring back stained glass at Pizza Hut…what is it about Mothers Day and the place for ribs…who irons in the airport bathroom…the Oscars were more entertaining than expected…congrats Zoe Saldaña…all the Jennifers…forget Fyre Festival, we’re bringing the Cultura Talks presents The Box Music Festival…Proyecto Uno, Illegales & DLG would be a great lineup…we all love a sugary muffin…one strawberry for $20? No jodas…Team New York over Team Omarosa…mmm French Silk Pie…it’s Tristan Time…Last Sodas: Everyone Making Limes or Lemons Go Viral Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
14 Mar 2025 | Ep 334. Pero…Jose Marti was Dirty Dancing | 00:54:48 | |
Madonna, please don’t wrap…just stop the JLo hate already…DJ can’t come to terms with Ish having St Patrick’s experiences…what other holidays should we mess up for recent arrivals…Arbor Day is NOT about nautical things…sure bring an iron through customs…Jose Marti and Dirty Dancing have a connection…so much hidden history…y’all, make sure you proofread your translations…don’t translate proper names into spanish…the nicknames in DJ’s family are just next level…damn these untranslatable words…no such things as a successful potter…the great unifier of Techno Cumbia on Univsion…yeah, may just stay in jail, Yolanda…we miss Daisy Fuentes…Last Sodas: Tom Llamas & Jordan Peterson quote Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
12 Mar 2021 | Ep 147. Pero…Royal, craft beer and the band JaiAlai | 01:14:07 | |
90s slow jams are the best…are you early, mid or late 90s…seriously, get thee to Beat Culture Brewery…man, stainless steel is shiny…still not over the Real World of it all…Ish would’ve totally rocked the volcano pool…Meghan, we believe you pero tampoco no vengas con cents…ultimately it’s about being true to you in spite of outside forces…ahhh the Miami show of it…what IS the Miami sound…groovy music is the best music…come see JaiAlai (the band) with us on March 26…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBeat Culture Brewery: https://beatculture.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
19 Mar 2021 | Ep 148. Pero…from Mayans (& Westcheste) it’s Danny Pino | 01:06:26 | |
Happy Covid-versary…goals are goals…como cuesta el Peloton…spend that stimulus money kids…Sharon, Sheryl, yeah it can get confusing…never trivialize others experiences…you know we love hometown kids done good…that many latinos in one place is huge in front and behind the scenes…complicated characters are always more fun…seriously, Cubans aren’t fans of la ’s’…getting some behind the scenes scoop on Ish’s fave SVU scene pretty much just made his 2021…keep the journalism coming...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
26 Mar 2021 | Ep 149. Pero…we’re Latina (or Latino) Made not Maid | 01:06:24 | |
Seriously WTF is FTX arena, no jodas…it’ll always be Joe Robbie…the grass roots campaign to name Marlins stadium starts here…our beach is NOT your trash can…Spring Break has always been rowdy, just now we have more footage…again, we get the meme but SoBe and Times Square aren’t exactly the same…necessity is the madre of all invention…if it doesn’t exist create it…every little bit helps…a passion project doesn’t have to be expensive…Iris Chacon is taking it back and then some…we ALL love Celia Cruz…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLatina Made not Maid: www.latinamadenotmaid.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
02 Apr 2021 | Ep 150. Pero…we’re celebrating with Burger Beast | 01:16:22 | |
Nobody we’d rather celebrate with than Sef…hmmm, maybe we are a lil’ psychic…of course we’re gonna talk about food…you never forget your first 5 inches…DJ’s memory of the shopping centers on Bird Rd is either impressive or scary…always help the local guy when you can…don’t be coming to our city and hustling us out…we should all have a nice asshole in our lives…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBurger Beast: https://burgerbeast.comPinecrest Bakery: https://pinecrestbakery.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
09 Apr 2021 | Ep 151. Pero…Kardashian Sisters, Menendez Brothers and Queen of the South’s Hemky Madera | 01:16:52 | |
Trivia Night, see ya there…yeah, being latino at a hospital really is it’s own experience…we all have a good side, but we don’t filter it to death…ahhh, DJ & the Kardashians… 30+ years later, the Menendez Brothers ain’t the best representation of Cuban Americans…maybe you know a ‘baby boy/girl’ in your family…parental support goes a long way, especially los sacrificios…250 episodes in 2 years for a sitcom is crazy…good ol’ Law & Order…being ballsy pays off…be a character, not a caricature…gotta love a man who supports his wife…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTrelles Cottage: https://thetrellescottage.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
16 Apr 2021 | Ep 152. Pero…On Our Feet with Ana Villafañe | 01:22:33 | |
Tick tock to trivia night…grey is sexy…tips and tricks on el tinte…a taser is NOT a gun…you don’t honor vets with pepper spray…call it what you want, we need to reform the police…un tilo pa’ los racistas…remakes with a point of view…definitely need las viejas fighting over el buckaroo…Mmm FINKA, que rico…cafetorium, learn it…ah yes, the lament of Latino parents of la rareza…determination and luck tend to be a great combo…Wu-Tan Flan drink soooo good…now we’ve met TWO Gloria Estefans…pile on the pelucas…she worked with H-Duff…it IS a team win…representation now and alwaysTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Dusk Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dreadgods/the-dusk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
23 Apr 2021 | Ep 153. Pero…getting caffeinated to save the world with Cafe la Llave | 01:19:58 | |
Mmm pastelitos are the best way to start any episode…flaky or smooshy, which is best…Sia’s chain of bakeries…accountability, it’s the first step…law enforcement needs to be reviewed, not abolished…pretty sure croquetas should NOT explode…self driving, pero within reason caballero…of course it’s an icon brand, we created ventanita culture…tienen cafe pa’ todo el mundo…again, estamos en todo…if you’re part of the world, give back to it…ahh, colada vs cortadito, the age old question…recycle AND up cycle when you can…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTerracycle: https://www.terracycle.com/en-US/Cafe la Llave: https://cafelallave.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
30 Apr 2021 | Ep 154. Pero…it’s Que Pasa USA head writer, Luis Santeiro | 01:28:55 | |
RIP Swensens…ahhh CD booklets…burgers ain’t going anywhere…sometimes we’re all Ted Snooze…if you’re going to have a wedding, maybe get permission first…we think God wasn’t so much involved as delusion…coladas and donuts at mojo donuts should be our new go to interview spot…without Que Pasa there would be no PLMTY…Cubans are the WASPs of Miami…said it before and say it again, authenticity stands the test of time…and Sesame Street too?!?…Grover and Oscar, what a combo…writing for Muppets AND Celia, it will never be better…we interrupt these last sodas for the Oscars…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comFound in Translation: www.amasmusical.org/event-details/found-in-translation-in-search-of-my-cuban-roots Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
07 May 2021 | Ep 155. Pero…loving Jersey Cubans with the creator of Generation Por Que? | 01:18:41 | |
Of course we start a chicken business and can’t find chicken…btw if you find the truck, let us know…is there a Dr office blindness at this building…basically, just let Snow White die…es verdad, the Queen is an idiot…never leave out a tia from a bautiso…we tease, we tease our Jersey primos…who wouldn’t want Andrea Burns as their mom…dying is easy, comedy is hard and this short film is hilarious…shoot, it’s not easy to get on HBO…go see it people, if we don’t watch our stories they won’t get made..our thoughts are with our primos Colombianos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPin Pan Pollo: https://www.instagram.com/pinpanpollomia/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
14 May 2021 | Ep 156. Pero…20 years of the Sobe WFF | 01:02:38 | |
Bro, we are hustling like only two Miami boys can…ugh, melon cake does not sound good at all…la gasolina no se esta acabando caballero…self fulfilling prophecies are why we can’t have nice things….just lie about your vacuna..man, interesting how a school can be so uneducated…crazy to think it’s been 20 years…always about promoting local…maybe next year Pin Pan Pollo will be there…an even that gives back is an event we love…safety first, then yummy food…yeah, certain song you’ve just gotta be more Americano to appreciate it…we stand by Imagine being overrated to a higher degree…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSoBe WFF: https://sobewff.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
21 May 2021 | Ep 157. Pero…la vacuna, Miss Universe and cosas de casa Borges | 01:18:08 | |
Ahhh starting a business during a shortage of that item is classic us…mask or don’t mask, just leave people be…ironic that the start of ‘Silver Spoons’ is feeling oppression…ay, deja supermarket workers alone…maybe beauty pageants are sexist, but pretty people need love too…congrats to our boy Louis Aguirre for selflessly helping the environment…pretty sure that keeping the bones in the freezer thing is JUST a Borges thing…it has to be Central Perk…seriously, why is Jen Aniston so dehydrated…Angela Lansbury is totally a serial killer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
28 May 2021 | Ep 158. Pero…tech bros, expensive chicken and Kim K, esquire | 01:21:06 | |
May Demi NEVER cost us that much chicken money…just respect people, grammar or not…living out loud is all well and good until you go on overload…women are not to be censored for being women…we’re not even sure how to bankrupt a yearbook…seriously, show me that $600 water view Miami apartment…never show up to a community and assume you know it…let’s make banquet halls come back so DJ can live his dream…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
04 Jun 2021 | Ep 159. Pero…chilling con Melissa & David Fumero | 01:23:31 | |
Who wouldn’t want a vacuna for a tractor…happy Pride y’all…hey, if rainbow themed crap at every store means more acceptance, we’re in…exclusion is always a slippery slope…never forget the Tulsa massacre…white washing is real and present…we do love a Cuban American power couple…soap acting doesn’t get the respect it deserves…el Cubaneo comes out when you’re a parent, it just does…Jean Paul Gaultier is still iconic…check out MODOK on Hulu…like we weren’t going to bring up Mariah…#whatisrememberedlivesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
11 Jun 2021 | Ep 160. Pero…In the Heights, Starbucks shortages & Bennifer con guest host Stephanie Ulloa | 01:07:44 | |
Thanks for the reminder about trivia, Steph…bring on the representation…we apologize for CATS…yeah, we’re totally gonna cry…ok, she went to a debutante ball, and?…is it just all cancel culture now…celebs shouldn’t raise your kids…one more damn thing with a shortage…so el TikTok ahora has coffee recipes tamiben…seriously, Lilibet sounds like someone from Pinar del Rio…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
18 Jun 2021 | Ep 161. Pero…Communitea at the Arsht, representation and mating habits of the Bat | 01:25:50 | |
Yes we need full representation but we should also appreciate genuine efforts…la pobre Rita Moreno…it really is a joyful movie…interspecies cunnilingus…you can’t go R rated and then say you want to sell more toys…welcome to federal holiday, Juneteenth…celebrate all forms of freedom…Arsht continues to show its true colors…from tragedy 5 years ago to celebration of pride…seriously, check our HottPants, the deeper the cut the better the song…let’s just please keep educating ourselves…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF!Arsht Center: https://www.arshtcenter.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
25 Jun 2021 | Ep 162. Pero…DJ’s back and gonna #FreeBritney | 01:15:07 | |
RIP Angelina…our hearts go to those affected by the Surfside building collapse…first responders are the most unsung of heroes…In The Heights, take 3…colorism is alive even among Latino communities…seriously, Mari Mar has to be in every language on earth...we can’t forget how far we’ve come, but also still got work to do…#FreeBritney…nobody should be controlled to that degree…WSVN trip down memory lane…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
02 Jul 2021 | Ep 163. Pero…Ish pretty much falls asleep | 01:07:23 | |
Look it’s late, I’m sleepy and y’all don’t really read this anyway so Bill Cosby, building collapse, presidents, Santo Domingo and Meaghan McCainTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
09 Jul 2021 | Ep 164. Pero…drinking with world record boxer Ulysses Diaz | 00:57:02 | |
Yeah, hurricane seasons is a thing, unless it’s not…please no more toilet paper shortage…los pobres de Haiti…what a difference a mountain range makes…can we just #freeBritney already…don’t take your high school so seriously…although it’s nice to see Only in Dade not feature cars on fire…focus and determination tends to lead to success…seriously, can we hold ALL interviews in the Union Beer patio…all Miami roads lead to Pitbull…we want to meet more people with their own action figure…we ALL need a fight to get our aggression out…don’t blink is a great name for a podcast…fear people in suits…all roads lead to Westcheste…congrats Ulysses and Ashley!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
16 Jul 2021 | Ep 165. Pero…#SOS Cuba | 01:12:12 | |
Patria y Vida…listen to those who are sharing their lived experiences…the embargo doesn’t work, but it’s not the culprit…sometimes social media can be a good thing…think outside the box for ways to hit companies where it hurts…human rights are something to demand, period…of course billionaires are going into space…Cuba Libre…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
23 Jul 2021 | Ep 166. Pero…paying RENT in Cuba with actor/director Andy Señor Jr | 01:18:04 | |
Even with states between us, you get a show…NY can never be truly dead…Mr Borges goes to Washington…this isn’t about politics but people…say it again #BLM isn’t the same as the organization BLM…we need to amplify the voices on the island…cultural exchanges with Cuba still seems so revolutionary…making it against the odds knows no borders…Angel is the best character ever created, fight us…look at RENT even bringing back Noche Buena to Cuba…the least you can do is post an IG pic, Bezos…maybe we will go back to Britney next week…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
28 Jul 2021 | Ep BONUS. Pero…Snap, Crack health! | 00:23:36 | |
Who says chiropractors are for viejos…it does pay to advertise…even the little guy can be a big player…get yourself adjusted, you sexy beast…getting relief should be accesible to everyone…it legit shouldn’t take an act of God to feel relief…no neck, no problem…we love a 3 step process…DJ’s version of ASMR is pretty unique…maybe Madonna isn’t the best vitamin guru…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
30 Jul 2021 | Ep 167. Pero…DaBaby, Olympics, Mountains and Mandy Moore | 01:15:06 | |
Maybe Ish will come back in overalls…Promise next week we’ll be back together…we are NOT condoning any type of phobia, homo, trans or otherwise…sigh, it’s like the more things change…lackluster Olympics opening…clearly one of us is more observant than the other…at the end of the day those athletes need to take care of themselves first…are we the only ones feeling exhausted about trying to defend and educate?…who knew we’d end with a monologue about the power of Mandy Moore…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
06 Aug 2021 | Ep 168. Pero…on Ish’s birthday cojelo con el Teikirisi podcast | 01:19:14 | |
DJ always forgets Ish’s birthday…man we are suckers for not waiting to get a vaccine…mask for mask…hmm what would we ask the Chinese…car dealers are the most patriotic sales of all……of course we bond over pastelists…now and forever, Marta Darby…ahhh that Miami accent never goes away…boniato de merienda is so one of a kind…ahh the great malanga debate of the ages…es verged, cater to your audience…here we go with the Olympics list…Goofy skiing is the Olympics of cartoons…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
13 Aug 2021 | Ep 169. Pero…Cocaine Cowboys y La Casa de los Trucos | 01:14:39 | |
So not the Oracle…that Blade opening will say with you…Cocaine Cowboys is definitely an odd Miami love letter…marimberos galore...from coke to Anderson Cooper…masks make it to the Supreme Court…ya veremos how far mandates go…yay Santa’s is saved…one inch closer to Freeing Britney…let’s see DJ use a chainsaw…hmmm, which stadium should get the honor of La Casa de los Trucos naming…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comRaycon: https://rayconglobal.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
20 Aug 2021 | Ep 170. Pero…Vanessa Hudgens, Lake Houses y las Descaradas | 01:17:01 | |
Gigi is NOT Gia…how do we always wind up talking musicals…we’re gonna celebrate 200 episodes dammit…a lake house is pretty white…mmmm, breadsticks…when DID we all agree on NC as a destination…los pobres de Haiti, please pray for them…being informed is great, but there needs to be a balance…maybe we’ll solve the Middle East problems, let’s give it a shot…use musicals as a point of reference and Ish gets it…Mall of the Americas will always have place in our hearts…come with us on a journey through latino home decor…let’s bring Que Pasa USA to Netflix, find us the rights dammit…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comRaycon: https://rayconglobal.com/peroYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. |