Pendejo Time (Jake and Thomas)
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| Pub. Date | Title | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 03 Feb 2022 | spank 2 | 01:22:52 | |
king of pain | |||
| 10 Feb 2022 | mono | 01:02:29 | |
kissing disease boys kissing . gov | |||
| 17 Feb 2022 | sniff and lift | 01:08:39 | |
little cocaine little bit of adderal little bit of pre workout time to hit chest. | |||
| 24 Feb 2022 | open mic night | 01:02:46 | |
everlong voice hellooooooooo........ im thomas and im gay......... | |||
| 03 Mar 2022 | guylenol he him | 01:10:03 | |
zoloft and jim beam sleep like a baby | |||
| 11 Mar 2022 | warrior monk | 01:19:40 | |
psilocybin psychopath kickboxing guru | |||
| 17 Mar 2022 | psycho wiener mode | 01:04:30 | |
black belt thomas | |||
| 25 Mar 2022 | post-party depression | 01:03:24 | |
im tired as fuck. | |||
| 31 Mar 2022 | the sad story of arthur bleefold | 01:00:18 | |
may he rest in peace | |||
| 07 Apr 2022 | diazepam diaries | 01:16:48 | |
which one of you motherfuckers ate all my valium. oh yeah that was me sorry. | |||
| 14 Apr 2022 | UNLOCKED: The Efeeba Files (Ft. Ben Avery) | 01:04:00 | |
Everyone's favorite and most handsome podcast producer Ben Avery from the Tim Dillon Show joined us a while back for a little chat. | |||
| 14 Apr 2022 | sleeping tom | 01:00:07 | |
fort worth man getting cozy as can be wake his ass up what kinda grown man get into his bed. | |||
| 21 Apr 2022 | pendejo time (for kids) | 01:02:14 | |
for the children | |||
| 28 Apr 2022 | good vibes only | 01:06:00 | |
im a vibes guy | |||
| 05 May 2022 | maroon 5 IQ | 01:08:04 | |
and she will eat bugs | |||
| 12 May 2022 | company card | 01:03:41 | |
I got big penis surgery on the company card | |||
| 19 May 2022 | kiss from a cowboy | 01:03:15 | |
muah | |||
| 25 May 2022 | zzzzzzzzzzz | 01:00:42 | |
sick and sleepy sorry. monday should be good. | |||
| 02 Jun 2022 | bussin | 01:00:59 | |
racism is not fye | |||
| 09 Jun 2022 | assthma | 01:06:25 | |
pray for thomas | |||
| 17 Jun 2022 | celebrity sympathy | 01:11:01 | |
get fucked matthew mcconuhey however the fuck its spelled. | |||
| 23 Jun 2022 | get well soon otis | 00:51:09 | |
thomas' kitty cat had a little belly ache and they had to take him to the kitty cat doctor. | |||
| 30 Jun 2022 | the eunuch pipefitter and his woes | 01:00:54 | |
took us a bit to get going on this but god dammit I'm still laughing fuck | |||
| 07 Jul 2022 | Thomas Brings You To Hell | 00:37:00 | |
Welcome to the Thunderdome. Big thanks to Cory (@afraidofwasps on Twitter) for the help on this one. Check his music out https://kirinomikito.bandcamp.com/ | |||
| 14 Jul 2022 | The Finer Things (feat. Lawrence Schlossman) | 01:04:45 | |
Larry from Throwing Fits joins me to discuss exotic leathers, koi ponds, wraparound porches, timepieces, and whatever else comes to mind. Follow the boy @SartoriallyInc and check out his podcast https://www.patreon.com/throwingfits | |||
| 22 Jul 2022 | Oh Lawd... | 01:00:23 | |
Jake's sick but he'll be back next week | |||
| 28 Jul 2022 | johnny gender | 01:05:56 | |
listen boss.... im still the same guy..... i just got a bbl and a tan. | |||
| 04 Aug 2022 | andrew treat | 01:13:43 | |
wisten here bitch..... you fink youre too good for the mail man? | |||
| 12 Aug 2022 | head fast baptist church | 01:07:19 | |
blessed is he who does not walk in the council of the little dicked psalms 1:1 | |||
| 18 Aug 2022 | babys first drill | 01:13:58 | |
i need more projects | |||
| 26 Aug 2022 | thomas mcgregor | 01:03:19 | |
the blushing bride to be | |||
| 01 Sep 2022 | woke friends | 01:14:24 | |
not enough Sentinelese at this party man you sure you're in the DSA | |||
| 08 Sep 2022 | ms pat man (ft patrick doran from pod about list) | 01:15:53 | |
black rifle coffee company vs the ghost of king von. | |||
| 16 Sep 2022 | ice cream | 01:15:21 | |
welcome to brëst ice cream parlor | |||
| 22 Sep 2022 | davy Crockett | 01:10:05 | |
the first american furry | |||
| 29 Sep 2022 | big apple thomas | 01:06:59 | |
the SoHo Honcho is coming to kill all rival podcasters | |||
| 06 Oct 2022 | couples therapy pt 3 | 01:03:47 | |
more lore | |||
| 13 Oct 2022 | spitting game seminar | 01:01:32 | |
step 1: erogenous zones | |||
| 20 Oct 2022 | corporate casual crackers | 01:07:44 | |
new song at the end | |||
| 28 Oct 2022 | el jacob? | 01:05:34 | |
Girl you built like a piece of a old tire | |||
| 04 Nov 2022 | They Done Put My White Ass in a Bird Bath | 01:04:27 | |
Sorry for the late upload. Jake's fault. I've never done anything wrong -T | |||
| 11 Nov 2022 | inchPR | 01:05:54 | |
tiny peener radio | |||
| 17 Nov 2022 | anger management | 01:05:26 | |
Will and Nate from A Closer Look join us to chat ASMR, Jared Fogle, and KOing yourself at a bengals game because that's what men do. Follow them on socials | |||
| 24 Nov 2022 | happy thanksgiving | 01:05:23 | |
| 02 Dec 2022 | late night radio | 01:05:22 | |
24/7 baby | |||
| 09 Dec 2022 | something in the water (feat. turdhurricane) | 01:02:58 | |
Thank you to our friend @turdhurricane for joining me. You can find him on Twitter as well as TikTok. Back to business as usual next week | |||
| 15 Dec 2022 | bullriders | 01:07:34 | |
i fucking love podcasting | |||
| 23 Dec 2022 | history | 01:03:21 | |
end of the world | |||
| 29 Dec 2022 | i feel bad | 01:04:55 | |
James Brown voice | |||
| 06 Jan 2023 | that boy ain't right | 01:01:32 | |
Thomas is off probation and we're party rocking in the free world | |||
| 12 Jan 2023 | poop texas | 01:01:49 | |
honey you told me we could see poop texas on our way to mingus texas and black texas and butt texas | |||
| 19 Jan 2023 | friends in guy places | 01:06:36 | |
You and me brother...we're one fusion restaurant idea from making it out of this town. | |||
| 26 Jan 2023 | salad days (ft. bryan quinby aka murderxbryan) | 01:14:23 | |
Bryan joins us to talk about being a big time low down dog and how it makes you stronger I guess. check out his shows the POD kast and more coming soon. and give him a follow @murderxbryan | |||
| 02 Feb 2023 | banana island | 01:03:16 | |
thomas goes to the Dominican Republic to find a wife | |||
| 10 Feb 2023 | road rage | 01:05:51 | |
hey buddy come over here and wrap me up like a pretzel | |||
| 17 Feb 2023 | dead mall | 01:07:36 | |
| 24 Feb 2023 | if it ain't fixed, don't fix it | 01:02:49 | |
Time theft tips for the common man | |||
| 03 Mar 2023 | The Key | 01:00:08 | |
mysteries abound | |||
| 09 Mar 2023 | fun time | 01:06:44 | |
yay | |||
| 16 Mar 2023 | tony johnny | 01:01:34 | |
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |||
| 24 Mar 2023 | baby surgery | 01:01:19 | |
Had some technical difficulties recording this one so I threw a song on the beginning. Come get your slop -T | |||
| 30 Mar 2023 | bio-jesus | 01:06:43 | |
bring back mids | |||
| 06 Apr 2023 | pud light | 01:13:34 | |
boycotting anhueser busch by drinking hand sanitizer and throwing my kids into the pool too hard | |||
| 13 Apr 2023 | the birdman | 01:08:14 | |
he's fucking everyone's wife | |||
| 20 Apr 2023 | 420 | 01:02:34 | |
never should have smoked that shit | |||
| 27 Apr 2023 | tussin and turnin | 01:04:55 | |
making yourself sick to get more drugs from the doctor is something that every young man does a few times in his life. | |||
| 05 May 2023 | long | 01:31:16 | |
tight 90 | |||
| 11 May 2023 | Jake and Tom Go to High School | 01:01:36 | |
Your two best friends reminisce on their primes...high school studs, star quarterbacks, gods of the arena. What becomes lost to this earth can only be regained in the next life. | |||
| 19 May 2023 | pousey | 01:01:32 | |
hhhello i am hhhungarian red pill christian i come to myami florrrida to marry hot sexy girl who look like laura ingraham and drink like my baba. | |||
| 25 May 2023 | build your own heaven | 01:25:14 | |
took a little while to get going on this one so another long episode for the true sick fucks | |||
| 01 Jun 2023 | boycott target (Ft. Will Menaker) | 01:19:44 | |
Will joins us to talk about the state of worship music today | |||
| 08 Jun 2023 | laid off | 01:02:57 | |
have a seat sir, thank you for the pizza. what brings you hear today. I'm gonna have a slice of that. | |||
| 15 Jun 2023 | advice and business | 01:09:10 | |
this is what the listeners want. life advice and a business idea from Thomas so bad that he would die immediately if it ever came to fruition. sign up for the Patreon at Patreon.com/pendejotime | |||
| 06 Jul 2023 | tugboat diaries | 01:06:36 | |
life on the coast | |||
| 22 Jun 2023 | so much doja they call me cat | 01:01:41 | |
I smoke so much weed they call me whacker | |||
| 30 Jun 2023 | Themdiana Jones | 00:45:04 | |
Still a working title sorry | |||
| 13 Jul 2023 | 4 to 6 beers | 01:03:42 | |
its the perfect amount | |||
| 21 Jul 2023 | daps | 01:09:21 | |
for 200 dollars we convince yo wife she crazy and going blind and that her momma adicctred to porno and then you can leave her for being all of those thangs. | |||
| 28 Jul 2023 | stanley stinkers | 01:04:52 | |
Another riveting journey into the minds of the South's leading intellectuals | |||
| 03 Aug 2023 | the dinner date | 01:03:04 | |
| 10 Aug 2023 | foul-long dong | 01:03:09 | |
5000 years of civilization reborn. | |||
| 18 Aug 2023 | soberlock holmes | 01:09:15 | |
professor moriarty is the one behind the kiaboys and only I can stop them | |||
| 24 Aug 2023 | father science | 01:02:07 | |
welcome to daddy university of technology | |||
| 31 Aug 2023 | the randy test | 01:13:09 | |
question one: could you love a fat bald white man who's mother tells her friends he died? | |||
| 07 Sep 2023 | strip club reviews | 01:13:35 | |
tales from the titty bars | |||
| 14 Sep 2023 | new ad reads | 01:04:52 | |
ridge wallet keeps leaving me on seen so we got some new ads but I am not sure I trust these guys. | |||
| 21 Sep 2023 | The Tech Summit | 01:05:46 | |
Folks it is the year the Thomas. His inventions? Groundbreaking. His work ethic? Unmatched. His phone? Dripping with spit. | |||
| 28 Sep 2023 | cookie | 01:12:04 | |
cookie yum yum so good. who gives a shit anymore. come to scuba's tavern nov 10th Chicago 8 PM ticket here Patreon.com/pendejotime | |||
| 06 Oct 2023 | Arlen, Germany | 01:08:28 | |
but dad you told me the eagle tattoo was because its your favorite bird | |||
| 12 Oct 2023 | anyone want to sell me a car | 01:09:34 | |
they got my shit on lockdown and there is no end in sight. if you have a restored nova or firebird and you want to sell it for 200 dollars hit my line. | |||
| 20 Oct 2023 | bad | 01:01:39 | |
first shitty episode in a while but hey they can't all be winners. | |||
| 26 Oct 2023 | food song variety hour | 01:04:22 | |
for the real day ones this goes out to you. | |||
| 02 Nov 2023 | Martin Luther Squeak jr. | 01:04:10 | |
I have a cheese. lol. | |||
| 09 Nov 2023 | 5101-GROOVE | 01:05:53 | |
The sexiest mothafuckin radio station for nasty ass mothafuckas | |||
| 16 Nov 2023 | A Pendejo Space Caper | 01:10:57 | |
Can You Solve The Mystery? | |||
| 23 Nov 2023 | On the Origin of Christmas, Evil, and the Known Universe | 01:04:01 | |
My grandpa, the Devil. | |||
| 30 Nov 2023 | strip club reviews 2 | 01:16:37 | |
throwing it back by popular demand | |||
| 07 Dec 2023 | The Bards of North Texas | 01:24:59 | |
Boosting the morale of millwrights, pipe fitters, welders, and alcoholics through sweet song and dashing dance. | |||
| 15 Dec 2023 | Mousie Cheese and the Perilous Villain | 00:41:20 | |
Jake is sick please don't tell him I did this. | |||
| 22 Dec 2023 | The HEB Bandit (Ft. JT Kelley) | 01:12:09 | |
Comedian and long time friend of mine JT joins us to talk about Cucking, pretending to be deaf to avoid jail, and smoking heroin. Checkout JT on Instagram @godsfavoritecomedian. If you're in Austin head to his special taping at East Austin Comedy Club on January 7th, tickets on his IG. | |||