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This week we are joined by Sidney's long time friend, musician and comedian Wic Whitney! We talk extensively about sexy cartoon characters, Disney villains, what kind of furry we would be, and figure out whether Chat GBT has enough bars to be a ghostwriter. This is a celebration of gay love and all things homosexual--and the list might surprise you 👀

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We finally caved and invited the autotune king, Morgan Jay, to join us for a chat. However, none of his equipment was working… AWKWARD! Instead we get real about polyamory, butt stuff, and whether or not OJ did it, all while roasting each other for dominance. We know you guys love a flirty, lowbrow male guest, so head over to patreon.com/onlineforeverpod for the full unedited episode.

King Noire demonstrates his line of toys and sits down to talk with the girls about all things fetish and safety. Stellar opens up about being assaulted at work, and the three of them discuss trauma prevention in the content industry.

The girls sit down with their first guest in eons, William Banks! They discuss his infamous jail break viral video, the meme coin rug pull that followed, near death experiences, and his passion for anti-atheist activism. After escaping jail and donating 50k to Palestine, William tells us his biggest goal is to get married and start a family.FULL UNCUT UNCENSORED EPISODES AT:⁠patreon.com/onlineforeverpod⁠

TikTok magnate Ari Kytsya blesses the stu to tell us about her start in a content house (surviving human trafficking), staying grounded in Seattle, and shit sliming herself in the Maldives.

Rising adult starlet Holly Day spills LOADS of hot tea on break ups, attracting wealthy men, and her stint on dating reality tv.

The hosts resist their recent foray into 12 step programs, discuss past boyfriends, and introduce a new segment for the girls n gays.

Welcome back to season 3 & the beginning of online forever's INDEFINITE RELEASE! The girls cover their new year's trip to Guatemala, fake shamans, the horrors of body paint, and the duality of having intercourse with two of the top male performers in Miami.

OMG! It's our first full length 1 on 1! We cover the basics: exes, sex, family, high school, and of course, p0rn.

Hilarious comedian and friend of the show, Brad Williams, sits down with the girls to discuss similarities of our industries, threesomes, Netflix specials, and why his ass is so nice.

Performer and artist Gracie Jane GRACES us this week with conversation about growing as a person, high school superlatives, what it means to be trans, and her music career.

We were so excited to sit down with one of our favorite comics Robby Hoffman! We discussed everything from small wieners and queerness to war and winning the bachelorette.

Snakechanneler Stephanie Ulrich brings in her snakey Shesha & BLOWS OUR FRICKING MINDS. We talk about billionaires, orgies, billionaire orgies, snake bussy (snussy) and what it's like to be pretty damn psychic.

The girls get real about danger in the industry, and share lived horror stories and how their new boundaries are protecting them from working with bad dudes in the future. heaven pov is discussed.

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Flawless adult performer Leah Hayes comes to the studio to spill half of the tea. The girls discuss her an*l prep routine, the lack of trans recognition in the AVNs, and a certain p*mp who moonlights as a mechanic. Sid once again cannot make it through an episode without talking about poop.

We're joined by our first guest of the season in this legendary crossover with comedian Harper Rose Drummond! We discuss bullying, the skims nipple bra, forgiveness, lying, and sobriety. @harperrosed on all platforms for more Harper! onlineforever.net for patreon & merch!

welcome to online forever! here's a quick recap of all we learned making this first season. shades: on. confidence: high.

We asked our listeners to share their strangest addictions and BOY DID YALL DELIVER. This episode has it all: forgery, eating raw dough, various smells and inhalants, pica, and so much more, plus a new F*ck Marry Kill: billionaire edition. We also debate whether the new so-called horror film Presence was really worth all the hype (MAJOR SPOILER ALERTS ‼️).COME SEE US ON TOUR!!! https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

Happy holidays to all our haters & more importantly to our lovers! This episode we pick our least favorite contestants from the most recent season of Love is Blind & discuss the disadvantages of being a hot ginger (such as interacting with the pumpkin pounder community). We also talk Erewhon, our recent foray into the Magic Castle, & celibacy, all before introducing a new confessional segment in which we realize that unfortunately, pick up artists might be onto something. patreon.com/onlineforeverpod for tons of bonus content including the full, hour-long, unedited version of this episode 😘

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Comedian and happily alive human Gabby Lamb sits down with the gorls to discuss stand up, men being scary, relationships, bedroom horror stories, the parking garage purgatory, and texts from dad.

Happy Valentines Day our forever and evers!!! Chances are if you enjoy our podcast you may be the weirdo of the family - well - you are not alone!!! We hear from our fellow outcasts who submitted stories, address the pregnancy rumors, the recent press conference in the oval office, spill tea on yet another disturbing male in the adult industry, and discuss being the family pariah.

Performer of the Year of Our Lord 2022 & sexy sweetheart of eternity, KIRA NOIR sat down with the girlies to talk dick injection nightmares, school uniforms, and embodying rule 34.

hi donkeys!!! This week we had a little too much caffeine and it shows. We discuss technofeudalism, the AI revolution, rich men being gay as heck and into snakes, feet language, our night at karaoke which led to Sidney being pulled over, our time at a beach silent disco with the Leather Man, and of course, the 5 billion dollar Minion-dustry. Full hour uncut uncensored episode on www.patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH www.onlineforeverpod.net MARCH 2025 PACIFIC NORTHWEST TOUR!!! Seattle, Portland...... we are coming for you! plus two more surprise cities Theme song produced by  @dankesound 

Acclaimed adult film director, podcaster, and fellow curly head Holly Randall pays the girls a visit. She talks God, addiction, and what it was like growing up as the daughter of Playboy's first female staff photographer.

We spent Valentine's Day evening at a much anticipated play party (as undercover spies) where we found god, made love, and fought off actual ogres. We briefly discuss the OJ Simpson documentary and taste test new flavors of our favorite new candy (Peelerz) before reading some crazy listener submissions about group s*x and sharing our own polyamory nightmares. Get the full unedited version (30 mins of bonus content) here: Patreon.com/onlineforeverpodCome see us on tour: https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

The queen Miss B Nasty herself and our favorite tiny tot Ish McFly made this episode their b*tch right before we threw a rager for Susie’s birthday. We talk crazy birth stories, baby daddies, introversion, and fixations. Viva la Puerto Rico!

This week we close out our 2024 with a year in review of all the clowns we dated before answering listener advice questions from how to approach a woman without being creepy to the meaning of life. We wrap with a storytime about a speed dating event we were conned into. Happy new years donkeys (or are we calling you something else now? Let us know in the comments 😘)! TICKETS for the March 2025 PNW Tour: https://linktr.ee/offlineforever For the uncensored hour long episode, exclusive episodes, & merch discount: patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

This week we go back in time to share insane and shameful college stories, from topless parties to actual psychotic mental breaks. We touch touch on Grammys scandals and our latest fantasies.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. Hope you like sushi!!! cus we are serving this episode RAW this week. Sid and Stellar get real about their feelings about the industry, recap some twitter drama, open up and admit some insecurities and look towards the future.

We escaped the flames moments after recording this episode, in which we reflect on our recent foray into stalking OJ's stalker (aka Slenderman). We cover the appeal of stalking--the clarity of purpose, the thrill, the sense of control--and why it's okay for women to stalk :) We also discuss how a natural disaster is the best time to win your ex back. Donate directly to Gofundmes of black & brown folks affected by the LA wildfires here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/...https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/... onlineforeverpod.com for links to patreon, merch, and the hosts' socials

The girls sit down with comedian Niles Abston during the Netflix is a Joke festival. They discuss ufos, pumpkin pounding, movies, writing for Dave, LA scammers, and their undying love for Doja Cat.

The Hub's newest favorite freaks Max Fills (your mom) and Hailey (big naturals) Rose come to the studio to talk all things adult, bitcoin, and milking table dream homes. The gorls are hungover and struggling... barely able to interview but they do their best to engage with friends who are going deeper into an industry that they are desperate to distance from.

Legendary comic and total angel Beth Stelling explains how to get a comedy special on Netflix and philosophizes on how your stand up persona relates to your true self. We talk oversharing, her famous impression of her mother, and whether you can be funny without trauma.

The ultimate alpha, DREDD HIMSELF (aka Dreddles) came by to talk about eating groceries, confidence, & wiener drugs. WARNING: this episode is pure grade beef-less because Dredd is an angel, but listening DOES come with a 100% guarantee of making you feel nice.

The girls sit down to have a normal silly time but the Mossman took over. Before the mental breakdowns - Sidney and OJ discuss The Sopranos, body hair, seeking arrangements, cradle robbing, chimp crazy, psychics and health insurance, seizures, politics and some cursed KMF scenarios. Full episode patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH onlineforeverpod.net

WELCOME TO SEASON 4 !! We're kicking off season 4 with fellow podcaster Steve Lee of the Steebee Weebee show! We talk Mormonism, Scientology, addiction, and moving on from schizophrenic homeless exes with grace and dignity. We had a shocking blast letting him ask us insane questions and share disturbing stories that made us question reality.

The mystical legend and top 10 hub goddess Lena Paul emerges from hiding to share some BIG news about nuptials and procreation with the gorls. We cover a lot of ground, from psychedelics to “consensual cannibalism." Everyone comment “congratulations lena!” if you’re a real one :)

Season 5 kicks off with the hosts' summer escapades to the east coast, where they celebrated their inaugural live show in NYC. Both women share gripping tales of recent dog/coyote attacks before a candid discussion on sperm donation: how many kids can one cup produce? Finally, they reflect on the challenges of navigating self-objectification in comedy. For the full uncensored version head to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod For merch head to http://onlineforever.net/merch

FIRST 4SOME EP! Elly Clutch & Jak Knife join to talk about their explosive rise to tube site fame, their recent engagement, and surreal plot lines in corn.

Stand up comedian Che Durena joins as the first guest of Season 3! We cover A LOT of ground, including chlamydia, buttholes, eating placenta, pooping yourself, polyamory, and horny fans. So many heaux tales within.

We have a lot to say this week - from creepy neighbors to judgmental aunties to LA influencers to all kinds of fantasies that run through our complex and deranged minds. We confess and share our fantasies across the spectrum, from the tradwife "happy" ending to Robot Perfect Husband to CNC in a public park type beat.... (speaking of fantasies... how do we feel about Ludacris?) Of course we sprinkle in some mommy + daddy issues. Enjoy our confessions and please feel free to come forward in the comments! 

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We’re talking religion & politics—just in time for the holidays 😎 In their search for God, the girls made the grave mistake of visiting the wokest unitarian church in LA. OJ talks about slaying a butt demon that appeared during an acupuncture session. Exes, stand up comedy, and menstruation all get a shout out before wrapping with a slightly morbid discussion of domestic violence in news lately. 

The one and only hub hippy Indica Flower comes by the studio to radiate joy and light. We talk about her origin story, exhibitionist tendencies, cultural appropriation, how her dreadlocks saved her life, and chickens.

It’s just the girls this week, enjoying a glass of wine while chatting about threesomes, orgasms, scabies, and having the wind knocked out of you. Sid brings a harrowing new segment.

Ten-year industry vet and BDB (big d*ck b*astard) Alex Jones busts it wide open and leaves his whole load on the court in this horny, tea-filled ep ☕️ He discusses banging moms from Craigslist, making a girl cry when he lost his virginity, and the dark side of big weewee privilege that no one wants you to know.

The girls go full blast answering LOADS of your burning questions. We’re talking hometowns, Stanley cups, neurodivergence, aspirations, how to win someone back, rumors from high school, and whether we would keep the baby. Is it harder to fall in love as a wh*re? Have we had any beef with comedians in our transition to comedy? F AROUND AND FIND OUT!

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The gals revisit their experiences working in rural strip clubs before the pandemic forced them *online forever.* Counting money and blessings, it's Arkansas vs. Maine when it comes to comparing club owners, rates, rules, playlists, and whore-or stories.

the gorls sit down with the master of circumference this week to discuss girth, grips, insecurities, Aussie slang, virality, short kings, what it's really like to live every man's dream, and the low bar of being "one of the good ones" in the industry.

International super model Kate Lavrentios from the Six Feet Above podcast blesses the studio this week and the girls could not be more excited! Kate shares her worst job, why she prefers petite princes, her take on a cursed reddit AITA, what Project Runway was REALLY like, and opens up about her 5 years of sobriety.  @KateLavv  for more Kate! For the hour-long uncensored version go to patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

This week its all about some deep, intimate (possibly gay) pondering. What even IS "love"??? Sidney is fresh off a silent retreat feeling the peace and OJ is fresh off a break up cringing about the whole experience. They discuss family, their (possibly gay) love for each other, sleeping with someone too early on, environmental dread, species of fruits, and the concept of a "straight man". Quick banana question: what level of ripe do you enjoy? FULL HOUR UNCUT UNCENSORED EPISODE ON www.patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH www.onlineforever.net PACIFIC NORTHWEST TOUR MARCH 2025 https://linktr.ee/offlineforever 3/10 - Seattle, WA 3/12 - Olympia, WA 3/14 - Eugene, OR 3/16 - Portland, OR Theme song produced by  @dankesound 

Sexy ass Roxie Sinner joins to talk icks, shrimp dicks, booty eating, and the ideal foursome situation.

The wildly angelic Violet Meyers graces the stu to teach the girls how real hentai fans get down. They talk about her big break moment, sloppy toppy, fan fux, boundaries & deep fakes*~

Online Forever is BACK with a new one-on-one. The girls discuss getting back into the adult industry after a hiatus, whether their vague memories of 9/11 make them millennials or zoomers, the changing role of men in modern society, going to the med spa when you're feeling vulnerable, and cultivating hope as the world crumbles around us.For the full uncensored episode and tons of bonus content go to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod