Monday Morning Podcast (All Things Comedy)

Bill rambles about contemporary excuses, the finals, and disposable people.

Bill rambles about Tom Brady's HOF induction, getting arrested, and following JAY-Z.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-13-24 - Bill rambles about the Cup, creepy coaches, and birthdays.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Jaydiohead - Dirt Off Your Android 

Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas.

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Bill rambles about competing vaccines, hosts, and classic music recordings.

Bill rambles about going to the movies, 'mood drugs', and extreme politics.

Bill rambles about kids birthday cakes, playoffs, and the American Presidency.

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Bill rambles with comedian Jim Florentine about prank phone calls, social media, and going to concerts.

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Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 40:15)

Throwback Episode: (40:20 - 1:38:38)

Bill rambles about abandoning your life, NFL predictions and Derek Jeter's last game at Fenway.

Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks WEEK 4: (1:38:50 - end)

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Van Halen -  Unchained

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Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  GZA - Liquid Swords

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Bill rambles with legendary Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagan about his new album 'Lighthouse', upcoming tour, and coming up in the 80's.  Also enjoy a regular episode of the TAMMP with Bill rambling about the world series, the election, and mid-game causes.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast with Duff McKagan

(46:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:19:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-31-16 Bill rambles about Halloween, the Cubs, and the Buffalo Bills.

(02:26:37) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Week 9

Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'.

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Bill rambles about 'getting too old for this shit', Maynard's birthday show, and blue collar lingo.

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Bill calls in sick.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(00:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-12-16 - Bill rambles about football, strip clubs, and quitting on stage.

(57:02) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 2

Bill rambles about the Scope Arena, the price of a Big Mac, and Icelandic broads.

 (00:00) - (31:03) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:07) - (01:17:26) - Thursday Throwback 11-9-15

(01:17:30) - end - Anything Better Week 10 NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about Bill's pneumonia, urgent care, and being dramatic.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast - (00:00 - 41:50)

Thursday Afternoon Throwback - (41:50 - 01:47:45)

(12-29-14) Bill rambles about a food crack house, cleaning out his garage, and getting mugged in Moscow.

Anything Better NFL Week 17 Preview & Picks - (01:48:15)

Bill rambles about magazine articles, flat earth logic, and shameless obesity.

Bill rambles about inflation, baseball, and parking.

Bill rambles about flaming cars, jacked old guys, and cobalt mines.

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Bill rambles about hens, Arnold, and the dollar.

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Bill rambles about filming in Colorado, malts, and closing the curtains before sex.

Bill rambles about weed root beer, cigars and Cadillacs, and women studies.

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Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(47:08) -  Thursday Throwback 12-21-23 Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms, and giving thanks.

(01:41:25) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

Bill rambles about reactions, artificial intelligence, and cars.

Bill rambles about nerds ruining the world, how to live near a prison, and California.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-5-16 - Bill rambles about bringing food to a party, parties, and hecklers.

(01:44:00) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Week 1

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Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - GZA - Liquid Swords

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Bill rambles about the HABS, fat gingers and numbing your member.

Bill rambles about 'wide right', money, and entourages.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

32:05 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-25-16 Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop.

01:38:12 - Anything Better Championship Weekend Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

Bill rambles about soccer, jogging in the road, and vices.

Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 31:31)

Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (32:08 -  01:41:01)

(12-1-14) Bill rambles about Black Friday, Gone Girl, and talks with Jason Lawhead.

Anything Better NFL Preview:  (01:41:27 - end)

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere

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Bill rambles about questionable workouts, robbery, and hanging back easht.

Bill rambles about a Housewives, retirement, and mugging stories.

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Bill rambles about the Orioles, brutalism architecture, and the Vegas sphere.

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Bill rambles aboutBill rambles about shark attacks, cake, and England.

Bill rambles about math tears, fighting back against the robots, and righteous vegans.

Bill rambles about the Rich Bitch Tour, Catholics during WWII, and pink month.

Bill rambles about Indianapolis, songs about Jane, and cold remedies.

Music Interlude: Vels Trio - Ochre Pt. 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tYN_b5mWbI

Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - 35:41

Anything Better NFL Preview:  35:42 - 1:05:24

'Why Are You Going to Indianapolis Bill': 1:05:25 - 1:24:57

Throwback 12-16-21: 1:24:58 - end

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Bill rambles about summer, recalls, and palm trees.

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