Kill James Bond! (November, Abigail, and Devon)

Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this

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Alright, enough beating around the bush. Lets get into the good stuff.

Let's take a look at 2001's smash hit Ocean's Eleven. Starring an ensemble cast of George Clooney, Matt Damon, and Don Cheadle, among others, A group of thieves attempt to rob three Vegas casinos simultaneously during a boxing match. But this would simply be too much to chew on our own- Joining us is our friend Brian from the Worst of All Possible Worlds Podcast! You may recall we've had the other two come and hang out on two absolutely gangbusters episodes, A.J on Our Agent Tiger and Josh on Agent 3S3: Passport to Hell. Check out their patreon Here!

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. Attached is their gofundme, as well as three others that I can vouch for the authenticity of.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-and-my-family-to-find-a-safe-place

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-maher-and-my-family-to-leave-gaza-to-belgium

https://www.gofundme.com/f/htdcj-evacuating-my-family-from-gaza

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Beowulf is a 2007 American adult animated fantasy action film produced and directed by Robert Zemeckis, written by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary, based on the Old English epic poem Beowulf, and featuring the voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, Brendan Gleeson, John Malkovich, Crispin Glover, Alison Lohman, and Angelina Jolie. The film depicts the rise and fall of the monsterfucker Beowulf after he travels to Denmark to fuck a monster. 

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost, then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it. Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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It's fifteen years after the events of the previous film. Napoleon Solo has developed a James Bond inferiority complex (and 500 liver spots) and is playing mid-stakes poker games at 2pm on a weekday. Ilya Kuryakin looks absolutely identical and has opened up a fashion brand catering for stacked 10/10 transgender baddies. The last of the old-school Gay-coded villains laments the modern age.

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You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, Directed, Produced, and I think even Scored by Robert Rodriguez, It's got a star-studded cast, it's fast-paced, irreverent, and it's executive producer is Harvey Weinstein! Whats not to love?

you can find Tom on twitter at https://www.twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood and follow his podcast with the wonderful Demi Lardner, BigSoftTitty.png, at https://open.spotify.com/show/5adssOBSA6usmO9Ec1gs88?si=XbbfBrsUTnKKmGDqO860Dw&dl_branch=1 and watch his twitch streams where he drives a big beautiful truck at https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

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Do you think God stays in heaven for fear of what he's created, here on earth?

Kill James Bond is setting our sights on the Fast and Furious movies, but we need to do a little genre research first.

We need to- NEED to- watch Mr 'acquitted on all charges' himself, Luc Besson's English-language French Statham Vehicle, The Transporter!

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Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. We're putting all our energy into this one campaign as we have a real chance to get Ahmed and his family out of Gaza. Please, if you can help in any way, be that by donating yourself or sharing the link with friends and family, it will mean the world to me. https://chuffed.org/project/124906-help-ahmed-and-family-evacuate-gaza

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If we're having fun on one feed, it frees us up to get REAL on the other one. So Let's talk about Marti Noxon's 2017 movie To The Bone, a film about a young woman struggling with anorexia nervosa. Content warning: Obviously, discussion of eating disorders start to finish.

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Youve got to bend the bullets, James McAvoy. You're such a loser with your well-paying office job, why don't you embrace the power of your bloodline and kill people for no real reason.

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Look, I know what you're thinking, this is just another bad eurospy movie- but this movie was made by Claude Chabrol, one of the directors of the French New Wave, during his middle period. He may have made this movie entirely to keep the lights on, but he clearly used the opportunity to try some things out.

French secret Agent 'The Tiger' is tasked with bodyguarding a Turkish minister's wife and daughter during an arms trade.

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URGENT APPEAL FOR AID FOR PALESTINE

SAG-AFTRA are still on strike and their donation links can be found in the description of the previous episode. However, right now there's only one link to provide. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate What needs to happen in occupied Palestine cannot be accomplished with donations alone. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. Join a solidarity protest as soon as you can

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It's time- since day one people have been waiting in the wings for us to finally get to Casino Royale!   Accept absolutely no fucking substitutes babey!!!

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It's Nova's Bonus so you'd better believe we're right back at it again with the Yorgos Lanthimos, we're talking about Alps- a movie about a group of people who start a company where they impersonate bereaved people's deceased relatives to help them through the grieving process.

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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This week, a one-off episode to bridge the gap before our Austin Powers live shows: Atomic Blonde! Charlize Theron stars in a nest of spies type situation in cold war Berlin... a movie with immense potential that sadly completely fucks itself with that most insidious of poisons: Masculinity.

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Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some other shit also just happens to occur.

 

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This post dedicated to Corinne Dufour, who sadly never learned to read. 

When an eccentric European aristocrat dies, his wife stands to inherit his collection of weapons patents. All the great powers of the world send their finest James Bond to attempt to claim them. How could this be anything other than great?

This one is a hugely enjoyable movie thats inexplicably horribly racist right in the middle. Like a wonderful lindt chocolate liqueur filled with piss. 

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URGENT APPEAL FOR AID FOR PALESTINE

SAG-AFTRA are still on strike and their donation links can be found in the description of the previous episode. However, right now there's only one link to provide. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate What needs to happen in occupied Palestine cannot be accomplished with donations alone. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. Join a solidarity protest as soon as you can

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MI6's James Bond: Eliminated Jason Bourne: Eliminated Jack Ryan: Eliminated U.N.C.L.E.'s Napoleon Solo: .... Active

Dear friends, it's time to embark upon a new venture. Join us, as we head all the way back to 1964 and crack into a whole new series as we hunt down The Man from U.N.C.L.E.... It's time to Kill Napoleon Solo!

 

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THE WINTER OF CONTENT

The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time! donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/ or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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We finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky! The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips out the flames of a candelabra and Devon has heart palpitations. Can you tell I'm caring less and less about the copy on these as time goes by?

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We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it. Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie. Let's see how they do. We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

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I hope this Shark finds you well,

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This week on the Kill James Bond podcast we're honouring our ironclad commitment to international cinema by checking out this film from a small indie country they're calling 'Norway'. Apparently they could afford Stellan Skarsgard, so really good for them. Helping us to unpack this tale of revenge and isolation is Berlin-based artist and writer Ari Nielsson!

Ari's writing can be found at https://www.instagram.com/theoenus/, and copies of his essay collection, Urin, can be found at https://urinbook.bigcartel.com/

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. Attached is their gofundme, as well as three others that I can vouch for the authenticity of.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-and-my-family-to-find-a-safe-place

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-maher-and-my-family-to-leave-gaza-to-belgium

https://www.gofundme.com/f/htdcj-evacuating-my-family-from-gaza

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Alright, look. Permit us this one. This was pretty nice to do.

 

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OOOouuugh fuck. What happen in this movie

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This movie boldly asks: What if a global neo-nazi cabal used a stolen israeli nuke to glass the city of Baltimore?  What if CIA Analyst Jack Ryan (Slightly too young Ben Affleck) was to try to stop it?    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

 

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Thats right, we've given in to the baying masses without so much as a popular vote. This week, we watched Jane Schoenbrun's I Saw the TV Glow and you'd better believe we had some thoughts.

(NOTE: Jane uses they/them pronouns)

 

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. They deserve to survive.https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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It's time for the KILL JAMES BOND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OOOooooOOOO(ghost noise). Two years ago, Devon picked Van Helsing. Last year, Abi picked Jennifer's Body. This year it falls to Alice to pick our non-struck spooktacular, and she's lovingly curated Audition, a film about a japanese misogynist making a series of extremely poor decisions.

Joining us this week is none other than Trinket, from the podcast 24 Bauer Party People!

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URGENT APPEAL FOR AID FOR PALESTINE

SAG-AFTRA are still on strike and their donation links can be found in the description of the previous episode. However, right now there's only one link to provide. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate What needs to happen in occupied Palestine cannot be accomplished with donations alone. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. Join a solidarity protest as soon as you can

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This week, as if to karmically reward us for weathering Fx-18, the universe rewards us with a perfect Moore-era bond film- except it's french and released in 1964! Join OSS 117 as he travels to Thailand to investigate missing vaccines, and gets drawn into conflict with an evil magus named Dr Sin...

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA is on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever. https://entertainmentcommunity.org/ https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

IATSE workers are struggling at the moment as well, as they can't work during the current strike actions but aren't themselves on strike- the Motion Picture Television Fund is a 501(c)3 charity that provides a range of assistance. https://mptf.com

Additionally, SAG and WGA members started another 501(c)3 charity called The Union Solidarity Coalition - https://tusctogether.com

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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It's years later. King Johnny the First of England has been fired from MI7 for gross misconduct. Bough is nowhere to be seen. The world calls out- Will he answer?

This- recorded live at Conway Hall on the 10th of August- is Johnny English Reborn!

Artwork by Gwen Snow and Mia Cain

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. They deserve to survive.https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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This week on the free feed, Alphaville. What happens when a prominent director of the french new wave gets a hold of a pulp detective IP? It turns out, he invents going 'woah, computers' ----- Friend of the show Blake is fundraising for gender affirming surgery It would mean the world if you could help contribute to her fundraiser! https://www.gofundme.com/f/blakes-gender-affirming-surgery-fundraiser?lang=en_GB&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort. https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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I still can't believe the founder of Gucci was a guy called Guccio Gucci. Thats cunt

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Alice (@AliceAvizandum), Abi (@PhilosophyTube) and Devon (@Devon_OnEarth) dive into the James Bond cinematic universe with the first film, DR NO. No it isn't the old Casino Royale stop talking about the old Casino Royale stop it

 

The first premium episode is already available on our Patreon

Woah, wait a minute- This isn't Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit starring Chris Pine! No. In the time between episodes, our beloved Queen Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passed away. So, in loving tribute to the queen who birthed all english people like a queen ant does, we watched a movie about her life and times. George Lazenby and Jimmy Wang Yu lead a gang of elite criminals attempting to assassinate the Queen! Can they finish off Er Maj before their nemesis, the character legitimately named Police Inspector Karate Master, tracks them down?

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It's the final 60s UNCLE, and it's a fitting send-off. Solo goes on a peyote vision quest, Ilya babysits a wannabe protagonist, and "Waverly is fucking dying. A rogue UNCLE agent has created a secret society based in the LAX Airport Terminal in a desert in the middle of the Himalayas, and he's planning to stop all wars by unleashing the most powerful gas we've ever faced...

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It's honestly somewhat refreshing to see a movie be genuinely, wholeheartedly and earnestly racist against the English. I've never felt real hate like this before and I can only respect it. Anyway this movie is shit 

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As mentioned in the episode, the UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time! donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/ or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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Of this, i can say merely; it was a movie i watched in 2025

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. As a ceasefire has been announced, we hope soon plenty of Aid can get in and help alleviate the dire famine they're being subjected to. But until then, they still have to afford to eat, so we ask for you to keep helping them out, just a little longer.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-and-my-family-to-find-a-safe-place

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-maher-and-my-family-to-leave-gaza-to-belgium

https://www.gofundme.com/f/htdcj-evacuating-my-family-from-gaza

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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It's the pre-show party to Season 2, baby! And this year it just so happens to fall on the first of June, the first day of our yearly Banquet of Forgiveness, where YOU (thats right, you) get our Bonus episodes for the month COMPLETELY FREE! This week on KJB Q&A: We discuss fighting a chimp with a sword for ten minutes, Abi invents a new Regional Bond, and we decipher which wrestling moves would be safest to perform on a child!

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It's the fourth Rambo film. Sylvester Stallone reckons this is 'the best film he's ever made' because it's 'the most truthful'.   We reckon it's the worst movie we've ever seen.

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever. https://entertainmentcommunity.org/ https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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･ﾟ:  *✧･ﾟ:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐ　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*  *:･ﾟ𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂?✧*:･ﾟ✧

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It's one of the most widely beloved bond films of all time, he's one of the most iconic bond villains of all time- Enjoy a movie where Bond simply moves from place to place and watches a Bond film happen around him.

 

We are, as ever, Alice, Abi and Devon.

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Alright fine, it's time to admit it. We hate America. We're absolutely sick to death of Yanks. And all it took to finally tip us over the edge was watching the movie Rambo: First Blood Part II

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Okay okay okay, how about a fun one. I know the Card Counter and To The Bone were heavy, and you've all been so good. With the state of the world as it is, maybe we just need to watch a 1997 comedy about two best friends who want to impress their small-town high school.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost, then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it. Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Just found out about parasocial relationships and went, 'wow, yes please!'.

On today's ~Bonus~ episode of Kill James Bond we take listener questions and give them remarkably in-depth answers. 

We're hoping to do this every fifth bonus, and our patreon includes a tier where we are guaranteed to answer your question, so come on down!

Find the full episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50278280

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Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al. This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court.

Since the court ruled that the only movie he could make was Thunderball again, we brought back friend of the show Milo Edwards from our Thunderball episode to give it another go!

You can find Milo at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards His podcasts include Trashfuture https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod and Masters of Our Domain https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

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It's girls night! That's right, Alice and Abi are flying solo and are excited to do their makeup, talk about boys (female) and watch a girly film... wait a minute, Devon swapped the DVD out for Robocop 2 before they left! That bastard. 

In a futuristic 90s Detroit, the experimental "half man, half robot, all cop" Robocop has been incredibly effective. Desperate to recapture the success of Robocop, the OCP decide to create Robocop 2. But they fuck it up and it sucks. This is genuinely the plot of the movie.

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We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT! Mick Lynch needs your help to secure concessions from the government to make the trains in this country slightly less fucking awful, and you can donate to the RMT's strike fund here: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time! donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/ or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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The gang watch a 1975 action movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a Hong Kong special agent singlehandedly taking down an Australian drug lord- played by our boy George Lazenby!

This is a 106 minute movie with exactly 18 minutes of dialogue. Strap the fuck in.

 

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dog jail dog jail dog jail dog jail

Oh babey we're here. We made it. It's the mother fucking 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, Fuckin'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed! It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the SECOND shark pool in the bond franchise- it would perfect, if not for the main character being a complete sex pest fuck freak.

 

Ah well.

 

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come now you wouldnt shoot a birthday boy would you

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This week on the bonus feed, November brings us The Duke of Burgundy, a beautiful, timeless movie about just how fucking exhausting it is to be lifestyle D/S.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort. https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Alright let me initially make the case for this movie: This is the single biggest movie in Hong Kong at the height of the classic hong kong era of movies (the year 1984), and it parodies beats and characters from the bond movies.   Now, the anti point here is that uuuuuuh it's fucking impossible to find a non-illegal link to watch this movie because modern movie distribution companies are just that, companies. And someone in a fucking boardroom has made the decision that preserving movies like this simply isn't worth it.   So here's a podcast episode about a reasonably ok movie, largely to make a wider point about movie preservation.

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You asked, and like the monomyth, we refused the call. Several times. But now, we've finally relented.

Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 13th of April 2023, It's.... Austin Powers!

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This week on KJB, Alice shares with us a film that holds an immense amount of meaning for her; Pedro Almodóvar's 1999 'All About My Mother'. The film follows a woman trying to find meaning for herself after the death of her son, and the episode of KJB is of a distinctly Hedwig style. Joining us is returning guest, writer Christopher Caldwell-Kelly

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This is a bonus episode originally released on Sept. 12 2021, unlocked to kick off our Jack Ryan series!

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Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October. Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never get movies where they are treated with the same reverence that the Cold War did.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one,

you can find him on twitter at https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

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It's movie night at the big house we all live in together, and it's cowboy time again... or is it? Oh of course, it's Akira Kurosawa's 3.5 hour Seven Samurai. Because Dev got to pick the movie this time.

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I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happeneing To decode this, and also quite frankly to hold our hands because we're still traumatised from the last cars-based media we consumed, we've brought aboard Automotive Writer Victoria Scott! Find Victoria at https://twitter.com/mikurubaeahina

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It's the holiday season once again, so we're back with KJB Christmas Staple John McClane to check out yet another Die Hard movie. And I gotta say, the first and second were maybe- MAYBE! - christmas movies. This one is set in the middle of a hot New York City summer.

Happy Holidays, from our podcast family to your real family. Or just to you, if your family sucks. Fuck your family actually 🖕🖕

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. Attached is their gofundme, as well as three others that I can vouch for the authenticity of.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-and-my-family-to-find-a-safe-place

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-maher-and-my-family-to-leave-gaza-to-belgium

https://www.gofundme.com/f/htdcj-evacuating-my-family-from-gaza

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all. This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are joined in this venture by the excellent Mildred from ThoughtSlime!  Find Mildred at https://twitter.com/ThoughtSlime

https://www.youtube.com/c/ThoughtSlime

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John Carpenter's Escape from New York is a classic. But John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. is almost the exact same story remade with all the sliders turned to 11.

Snake Plissken is deployed into a post-Big One L.A., an area designated by the new christofascist US Government as the dumping ground for all criminals, to retrieve a superweapon stolen by the President's daughter- who was radicalised psychically by an L.A. Revolutionary leader.  Joining us to tackle this is L.A. resident and actor, Morgana Ignis! Star of Helluva Boss, Class Acts, and of course Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend!

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Climate change will be experienced as a series of disasters filmed on mobile phones that get progressively closer until it's your phone doing the filming. Currently, Los Angeles is experiencing a wildfire that would have been unimaginable a few decades ago. Directrelief is, as the name suggests, coordinating direct relief for those who have lost everything. https://donate.directrelief.org/give/406660/#!/donation/checkout

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Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. As a ceasefire has been announced, we hope soon plenty of Aid can get in and help alleviate the dire famine they're being subjected to. But until then, they still have to afford to eat, so we ask for you to keep helping them out, just a little longer.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-and-my-family-to-find-a-safe-place

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-maher-and-my-family-to-leave-gaza-to-belgium

https://www.gofundme.com/f/htdcj-evacuating-my-family-from-gaza

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Well, it's finally happened. we've talked about a movie for longer than the runtime of the movie. We also bid goodbye to a beloved classic character, Mitchell from the movie Quantum of Solace. It's always so hard to lose them like this... I'd only just recovered from the untimely demise of 'the character Sharkey from the movie License to Kill', and now I have to deal with a whole other wave of pain. 

Also we invent the alternate universe Even Older Moore Bond film Moonpussy, so there's that.

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This week we're inexplicably back in Vienna, to watch a movie that spends more time humanising it's villains than the protagonist. And joining us is none other than Josh Boerman from the Worst of all Possible Worlds podcast!

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FREE PALESTINE

Well, we're all witnessing a genocide on our phones, and our elected leaders are running cover for a rogue fascist state thats picking fights with Doctors Without Borders and the Red Cross. So history has charged us with this duty: Do anything and everything within your reasonable power to slow this machine. March, call your representatives, purchase eSims to restore Gazans' access to the internet, protest, disrupt, sabotage. If you only have the dirt beneath your fingernails, scrape it out and throw it in the cogs. There are enough of us to make a difference.

palestineaction.org/donate https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's gone Entirely Japanese. We recorded this immediately after the next free episode and so consequently all of us were riled up from the get go and variously intoxicated on Alcohol, lack of sleep, etc. Strap in!

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KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness

In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount of straight up filmed noncery. Cool! You can find Dr Janega at https://twitter.com/GoingMedieval  support her at https://www.patreon.com/GoingMedieval and buy her (Extremely Good IMO) book at https://uk.bookshop.org/books/the-middle-ages-a-graphic-history/9781785785917

 

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OSS 117, your enemy on this mission is an amazonian indigenous tribe. Your ally? Why, the humble Billionaire Cattle Rancher...

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This is the 1969 sequel to 1967's Deadlier Than The Male. Lloyds insurance agent Bulldog Drummond is pitted once again against Carl Peterson and his army of female agents- except this time, something is very, very wrong with the ladies...

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort. Please don't donate money as your sole intersection with palestine organising. You have to do other things now. https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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As a companion piece to Cop Land, we're looking at the true story of what happened to NYC corruption whistleblower Frank Serpico. In this Biopic he's played by a young Al Pacino and Devon is going entirely feral about it. No I don't know whats going on with the hats.

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever. https://entertainmentcommunity.org/ https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

 

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Well lads, this is it. We're finally at the end of the UNCLE films. A bittersweet send-off as we watch a genuinely quite solid reboot movie, but one whos' sequel hook will forever remain unfulfilled. CIA guy Napoleon Solo (Massive) finds himself forced to team up with KJB operative Ilya Kuryakin (Massive, also) to find some nazi guy or whatever. I think.

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Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023! John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a fucking nuisance of himself.

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It's cowboy time babey. It's time for the true-ish story of Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, and the gunfight at the OK Corral! Featuring a whole bevy of guys we love to see, guys we've loved to see, and guys we would have loved to have seen.

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It's time: KJB has finally watched Stormbreaker, the absolute box office failure of an attempt to create a film series based on the young adult Alex Rider novels by Anthony Horowitz. A british schoolboy must infiltrate the secret base of computer entrepreneur Mickey Rourke and figure out just what da heck is going on- while avoiding the worst jellyfish model this earth has ever known. And to help them with this task, they've got the irreplaceable Phoebe Roy!

Find Phoebe at https://twitter.com/prhroy

And listen to 10K Posts at https://twitter.com/10kpostspod

AND listen to Masters of Our Domain, with previous guest Milo Edwards, at https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

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2:12 AM going back for more cool transgender art

This week, we're watching Vera Drew's seminal The People's Joker, a coming-of-age autobiographical movie about a closeted trans woman who moves to the big city (gotham) to try to make it as an SNL cast member (clown).

Check out the official website to find screenings or just plain buy the film! https://www.alteredinnocence.net/thepeoplesjoker

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. They deserve to survive.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

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Give me good numbers Jimmy!!

It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined.

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This week, Clive Owen has planned out the perfect heist. What's his secret? Doing Russian Sleep Experiment shit. Can Denzel Washington figure out what the hell is going on before Willem Dafoe and the NYPD just go in guns blazing? ----

FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. As a ceasefire has been announced, we hope soon plenty of Aid can get in and help alleviate the dire famine they're being subjected to. But until then, they still have to afford to eat, so we ask for you to keep helping them out, just a little longer.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-and-my-family-to-find-a-safe-place

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-maher-and-my-family-to-leave-gaza-to-belgium

https://www.gofundme.com/f/htdcj-evacuating-my-family-from-gaza

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Lets not beat around the bush here: Alice did not participate in bringing a movie that means a lot to her, instead opting to show us Winter Kills. After an internal disciplinary process, she performed malicious compliance and dropped a transgender emotional nuke on us. So, we watched Hedwig. And we had a lot of thoughts.

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It's Alice's bonus pick again, and she's brought us actual cinéma. A real Móvié about a sad italian man during the height of the fascist dictatorship.

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URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE

Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic cleansing we're all bearing witness to on our phones. The UN and entire international community must step in and hold Israel accountable for its ongoing genocide and relentless war crimes against the Palestinian people. The time for action is now: Join a solidarity protest, write to your MPs, do anything and everything in your power to disrupt and sabotage the machine we're all a part of that creates Death. 

If you want somewhere to put money, some UK activists have been disrupting arms manufacturers that supply the Israeli war machine, and any donations go towards their legal funds, and the legal funds of activists performing actions like this in the future.

palestineaction.org/donate

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This week, you on the free feed are getting a little treat here. We've been wanting to talk about Bong Joon Ho's Parasite for some time now, but we've never felt like we could do it alone. We've always been hunting for that perfect guest to survive the KJB Gauntlet where we invite learned academics on and then absolutely refuse to let them get a word in edgewise for anywhere up to two hours.

This week, we are delighted to say that the gauntlet is being run by Olfactory Ethicist Dr Ally Louks!

If you've not long since abandoned X dot com the everything app, you'll be familiar with Dr Louks and her particular area of expertise on scent as a class marker in literature, and indeed, more widely, in everything else too. Parasite itself is a movie about a rich family and a poor family. Class relations are a difficult thing to untangle, and this resulted in some viewers having trouble figuring out who exactly the titular 'parasite' is. We... have some theories.

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Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. As a ceasefire has been announced, we hope soon plenty of Aid can get in and help alleviate the dire famine they're being subjected to. But until then, they still have to afford to eat, so we ask for you to keep helping them out, just a little longer.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-and-my-family-to-find-a-safe-place

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-maher-and-my-family-to-leave-gaza-to-belgium

https://www.gofundme.com/f/htdcj-evacuating-my-family-from-gaza

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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The gang is joined by Ed Zitron to discuss a game he wrote the strategy guide for, Everything or Nothing.

(NOTE: Alice has Vaccine Madness in this one and it just gets extremely derailed constantly)

 

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It's got three former Bond villains in it, it's themed around the fall of the USSR, and above all it's Alice's favourite movie, so we simply couldn't resist the opportunity to discuss Ronin, the star-studded Robert De Niro vehicle about hired killers stealing a briefcase. Join us for Hugo Drax painting miniatures, Elliot Carver going full IRA, Alec Trevelyan with impostor syndrome, and learn the details of the KJB drinking game (Do Not Attempt This)!

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little bit of raspberry jam back there ey!!!

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King Johnny the First of England has been let go from MI7 for killing the Queen, and has taken up teaching. Prime Minister Liz Truss struggles to make Britain relevant. Johnny English and Bough attempt to save the world from a nefarious tech guy using the power of- and im not kidding here- keeping it 'old school'.

This- recorded live at Conway Hall on the 11th of August- is Johnny English Strikes Again!

Artwork by Gwen Snow and Mia Cain

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. They deserve to survive.https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Hey everyone, sorry if you submitted ideas for movies to cover at the end of Eurospy season, we trauma bonded with the 1968 italian comic book movie Danger Diabolik and immediately committed to covering the 2020s remake trilogy.

This is the first of these. Eva Kant, a wealthy south african diamond mine widow, travels to italian gotham city and falls afoul of notorious thief and murderer Diabolik...

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. They deserve to survive.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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This week we're taking another trip down memory lane as we attempt November's original concept for season two- Attempting to recall the Bond movies entirely based on having seen and discussed them several years ago. This week, we are forced to derive Thunderball from first principles.

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort. https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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So two weeks ago we attempted to recall the plot of You Only Live Twice from memory, after having last watched the movie in 2021. This week, we all watched the Nick Cage vehicle (get it) Gone in 60 Seconds a matter of days before recording and somehow remembered it even less. Joining us is returning champion, friend of the show, photographer and automotive journalist Victoria Scott!  You can find her at https://bsky.app/profile/victoriascott.bsky.social and support her work at https://www.patreon.com/vantimevictoria

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. We're putting all our energy into this one campaign as we have a real chance to get Ahmed and his family out of Gaza. Please, if you can help in any way, be that by donating yourself or sharing the link with friends and family, it will mean the world to me. https://chuffed.org/project/124906-help-ahmed-and-family-evacuate-gaza

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Remember when the Jason Bourne movie ended satisfyingly and conclusively? Well what if we fucking made four more. Idiot. Fuck you

 

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The year is 1750. The Guarani people in what is now southern brazil are stuck between various factions of Europeans- the Portuguese, who believe they are functionally animals and NEED to be enslaved, the Spanish who broadly agree but have better PR, and the Jesuit missionaries, who believe that they're something approaching human, but only in as much as that means it's an absolute necessity that they be taught about Jesus and not jacking off or whatever.

The Treaty of Madrid has ceded spanish colonial land to portugal- but will the jesuit missions continue to be protected by the pope, or will the portuguese get to kill and enslave the Guarani living in them? It's the latter. Sorry

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. We're putting all our energy into this one campaign as we have a real chance to get Ahmed and his family out of Gaza. Please, if you can help in any way, be that by donating yourself or sharing the link with friends and family, it will mean the world to me. https://chuffed.org/project/124906-help-ahmed-and-family-evacuate-gaza

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Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

 

They made a second one. I don't know how to tell you this, but they did a second Charlie's Angels in 2003. How will this series about fun and cool women spies who are friends and love each other deal with making a sequel in the aftermath of the terrorist attack that shook the west? How will the early 2000s make itself felt?

This, recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on International Women's Day Weekend, the 9th of March 2024, is Charlie's Angels!

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This week, UNCLE strike a bargain with a reformed ex-villain to help them crack into a reclusive scientist's safe and steal a superweapon, Napoleon forgets he's in an UNCLE film, and Ilya debuts his new Tactical Drip...

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THE WINTER OF CONTENT: THE FINAL MONTH

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time! donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/ or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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The gang are joined once again by the wonderful Shannon Strucci- editor, podcast host, video essayist, and foremost Lupin III scholar that we happen to know- to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's directorial debut; the 1979 animated movie 'Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro'. 

You can find Shannon at https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ You can also listen to their real play podcast, Critical Bits, at https://twitter.com/CriticalBitCast

AND, you can also listen to them on the 'fight together' miniseries at https://twitter.com/OnePiecePodcast While you are listening to this episode for free due to the Banquet of Forgiveness, you can still head on over to our Patreon to find many, many more bonus episodes, including one with Shannon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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We finally did it, we reached the apex of the Tom Clancy movies.

In a world without wives.... one man has a dream: To avenge his fridged pregnant wife by killing approximately 50 full human beings. But Don't worry- all of them are foreign. It's impossible that any of them could have wives or anything.

I don't know how to sum this one up other than by saying that in the scene that could most be called "the one where Michael B Jordan says what the movies themes are" the film unironically goes like 'i didnt carry an M4 in aleppo just to see them carried in the streets of the United States'. Foreign nations are a sandbox in a state of perpetual violence, but the US is sacred.

 

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THE WINTER OF CONTENT

The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time! donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/ or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

You knew it was coming. You knew we would get to it.   It's the Racism One. During the production of Diamonds Are Forever they chose to adapt this Fleming novel next literally as a reaction to the Black Panther party gaining popularity.   We couldn't take on this one alone, so we called in Writer and all-around excellent guy Christopher Caldwell-Kelly to run us through just what the hell was going on when they made literally any of the decisions they made!   Find Chris at https://twitter.com/seraph76   Find us at https://twitter.com/killjamesbond   Bonus episodes every other week at https://patreon.com/killjamesbond  

Well, it's that time again. We have finally killed the mother fucker, so we're doing an end-zone dance by answering your questions in retrospective about the 25 Bond films AND the 60ish episodes of Kill James Bond! Enjoy our unhurried and friendly discussion about how well Alice did at the live show, what our plans are for the future of KJB, and what our ideal Mamma Mia 3 would look like!

This episode features Devon saying "I think if I tried I could probably figure out what Greek Fire was"

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This movie, based (loosely) on the Bulldog Drummond series of pulp novels, posits the question "What if women?". The answer, dear listeners, may surprise you.

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when the crossing reopens is an immense comfort. then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it. Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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We're back again and answering YOUR questions! This week: Is it possible for a Spy movie to score a perfect Zero on SCUM? What little things can you do to help you feel like you're making progress in your transition? I'm going to Greggs, do you want anything? And the return of the Muppet Question...

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THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!

SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to not have AIs trained off your work.

So if you've got a few spare pennies, why not chip in to help keep movies from becoming Shit Forever. https://entertainmentcommunity.org/ https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/the-snacklist-support-striking-workers

And if you're in the UK, the UCU could still do with some help https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

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John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz.

Yeah thats right, youve gotta pay us for it. The patrons got basically nothing in December so they get this one exclusive. Don't look so hard-done-by, some podcast listeners are starving for a single upload, yknow.

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palestineaction.org/donate https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock! This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping british spy, imprisoned for three decades for stealing a microfilm containing, canonically, All the US Government's secrets (Tell me that isn't Bond. I fucking dare you. Pussy). As the only man to ever escape it, Bond must infiltrate Alcatraz along with Nicolas Cage and defuse Ed Harris' VX Gas missiles. Joining us is the always delightful Andrew Law from the Boonta Vista podcast!

Find Andrew at https://twitter.com/IllyBocean

And listen to Boonta Vista at https://twitter.com/boontavista

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The gang are joined by editor, podcast host, and the creator of the 'Fake Friends' video essay series that popularised the concept of Parasocial relationships, Shannon Strucci, to discuss the 2019 animated movie 'Lupin III: The First'.

Find the whole episode on our patreon, at https://www.patreon.com/posts/51988943

You can find Shannon at https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ

You can find us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond and https://www.killjamesbond.com

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It's a very spooky halloween spooktactular as we turn our vision towards a subject few would dare discuss: Teenage girls! Writer, Youtuber, Podcaster and Elected Government Official (Swedish) Mia Mulder joins us to ask one very simple question: Is this movie about 9/11? The answer is yes, by the way. It is.

You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics

support her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder

Watch her (excellent) videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSA

And listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod

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THE WINTER OF CONTENT

The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time! donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/ or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it. They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India. Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it.

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/53137109

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Kill James Bond enters into another long-term beef with a named person, as we return.... to Jack Ryan.

This time, retired CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford) faces off against a rogue element of the IRA, after getting himself embroiled in an assassination attempt against a royal when on holiday in London. Irish Sean Bean swears revenge against him for killing his little brother, and hunts him down across America.

the American release for this nearly had the tagline 'there has never been a terrorist attack on American soil', which they got rid of because it seemed like too much of a challenge.

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It's Napoleon Solo's second outing, and it's fuckin wierd. I think this is maybe our funniest episode since Cars 2, genuinely. There's just such a rich tapestry of insane things this movie puts in front of you. Napoleon Solo is kidnapped and replaced with an evil agent that has had plastic surgery to look exactly like him, just in time to be sent away on a critical mission to deliver the new access codes... for the Vault. And it falls to UNCLE Agent Ilya to realise that this man is not enough of a misogynist to be the real Solo

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THE WINTER OF CONTENT

The UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time! donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/ or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/

Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Ah, George Lazenby.... How briefly we knew thee....

How fleeting our time together was, yet all the sweeter it felt. 

It is a true shame your perfect self did not get a better film.

Also I truly do wish you could act.

 

Join us as we embark upon the Hauntological journey of the Bond That Never Was.

 

Find us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond

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Get your live show tickets Here!- But do it fast

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Thank you so much for suggesting this one, whoever it was. This was a shot of pure, beautiful, comic book bullshit at the end of what has been a very long season of solidarity. A mob boss is blackmailed by a police detective into helping him hunt down an elusive thief and his beautiful stacked 10/10 trans baddie gf

----- Friend of the show Blake is fundraising for gender affirming surgery It would mean the world if you could help contribute to her fundraiser! https://www.gofundme.com/f/blakes-gender-affirming-surgery-fundraiser?lang=en_GB&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to hit their gofundme for passage out of Rafah whenever the crossing reopens. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when a crossing reopens is an immense comfort. https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

It's Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, and Daniel Craig's favourite bond movie. It's the last movie JFK ever saw. But is it any good?

Join your favourite all-trans triumvirate as we ask: Who is Bond, compared with Kronsteen?

 

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Thats right folks, it's a whole new season, it's a whole new look (Courtesy of John Delucca), it's a whole new us! But in most of the really critical ways it is very much the same us. 

It's time for the long-awaited "Heist Szn"(sic)- and we open with a little film called Heat. You may have heard of it.

Joining us is Dr. M.R. Geldof, host of the Dr Violence podcast!

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Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst repeated displacements in the Genocide. Their names are Ahmed and Layla, and their 4 kids are Jana, Malik, Lana and Amir. Anything you can contribute would mean the world to me. They deserve to live. They deserve to survive.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/a8jzz-help-me-and-my-family-get-out-of-the-gaza-strip

https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate

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Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

As the Winter of Content comes to a close, we tackle the Wachowski Sisters' 2008 film adaptation of the 1960s anime Mach Gogogo! Recieved badly upon its' initial release, the film has since seen a renaissance and a critical reappraisal as a musing on art, artists, cycles of trauma, and what it truly means to create art under a capitalist system. It's also a movie about racing cars SO fast ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT: THE FINAL MONTH If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time! donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/ or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond