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| 01 Mar 2014 | 2 – Go To Hell | 00:21:19 | |
in which Corin recaps the Shareholder’s Ball, the Thank Evil campaign is launched, preparations are made for the sex tape, we get news from Hell, and Myrtle de las Rosas wins the Ruin a Life contest. Transcript: What you are about to hear cannot be taken seriously. Just try. It’s impossible. On behalf of Kakos […] | |||
| 15 Mar 2014 | 3 – Synthetic Evil | 00:19:41 | |
in which the Fire Celebration is recapped, the division of labor has exciting news, the department of Funk Pharmaceuticals has developed a solution to the biggest headaches, animal testing is resumed, and Marilyn Cooper wins the Ruin a Life Contest. Transcript: What you are about to hear is a bucket being filled one drop at […] | |||
| 01 Apr 2014 | 4- Jerry | 00:21:10 | |
In which the Big Black Hole Celebration is recapped, the Kakos University School of Social Justice is announced, the Canadian branch checks in, a new smell is developed, and an experiment is carried out live on the air. Transcript: What you are about to hear may cause activity in parts of the brain the previously […] | |||
| 16 Apr 2014 | 5 – The Darkest Universe | 00:20:59 | |
In which the truth about the Darkest Universe Festival is revealed, there is some bad news from the Adult Entertainment Branch, some workers escape from Hell, the relationship with The Brotherhood of the Salmon Flagellations progresses, The Division of Excess releases a new product, and Jenny Wilkinson wins the Ruin a Life Contest. Transcript: What […] | |||
| 02 May 2014 | 6- Echoes | 00:20:11 | |
In which the Agriculture Festival is recapped, we prepare to remember the underwater colony Kakolantis, the adult entertainment branch experiments with pulse patterns, a Sad Burrito is developed, the Division of Desperation is introduced, and Jan Stan wins the Ruin a Life drawing. Transcript: What you are about to hear may bring you closer to […] | |||
| 16 May 2014 | 7 – Cute | 00:27:48 | |
In which an adorable animal is delivered, a letter from Corin Deeth I is read, the Adult Entertainment Branch is disbanded, a client has a great idea for a new cable news station, a board game that will ruin your friendships is developed, the shareholder express their concern about Denny, and “Florencia” wins the ruin-a-life […] | |||
| 01 Jun 2014 | 8 – Deep Truth | 00:26:16 | |
In which the nudity festival is recapped, the Division of Insurmountable Fear has good news, we hear from the Division of Gleep Glorp, the Division of Adult Diversion enjoys unexpected success, the shareholders write in to complain about Denny, the Division of True Neutral is announced, the Kakos University School of Social Justice has a […] | |||
| 16 Jun 2014 | 9 – Kawaii | 00:23:25 | |
In which the Technology Festival is recapped in some detail, bears do some interesting things, The Division of Adult Diversion has some more unsettling results, the heavier calorie project backfires, Kara and Billy consider moving in together, the DIvision of Incredibly Boring things releases a book, and some slime wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcript: What […] | |||
| 01 Jul 2014 | 10 – The Woman | 00:28:31 | |
In which your subconscious is broadcast live on the air, the Actual Renaissance Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, Kakos University introduces its new School of Men’s Rights, a wedding is performed inside of Kakos Industries, the Division of Adult Diversion has even more alarming news, Hell has begun […] | |||
| 16 Jul 2014 | 11 – Heartbeats | 00:24:21 | |
In which the broadcast comes to you from a Kakophany Audio Wireless Tube Speaker set, the broadcast experiences some strange technical difficulties, the celebration of self love is recapped, preparations are made for Evil Con 2014, Kara and Billy’s relationship becomes more depressing, and Andrew Geraldson wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcript: What you are about […] | |||
| 01 Aug 2014 | 12 – Peter Wood | 00:20:06 | |
In which Peter Wood, a scientist at the Division of Adult Diversion, becomes a monster, Evil Con 2014 is recapped, preparations are made for Corin’s version of the CEO celebration, Kara and Billy’s relationship takes a dramatic turn, and Dana Mabel wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcript: What you are about to hear may leave a […] | |||
| 16 Aug 2014 | 13 – Off Day | 00:20:20 | |
In which things just feel different, Taco Tuesday is recapped, the Festival of the Dance is announced, Helen Methaney’s body is found outside of the Hell Mining Camp, the Division of Adult Diversion is dismantled and replaced with the Sexual Innovation Division, the Division of Intrinsic Evil has exciting news, the Division of Secret Societies […] | |||
| 01 Sep 2014 | 14 – Bring Your Daughter to Evil | 00:24:39 | |
In which the Celebration of the Dance is recapped, though still contested, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Hailey Solomonari joins the broadcast, the Division of True Neutral collaborates with the Division of Pharmaceutical Excellence, the Division of Poetic Insight drops some knowledge, Kakos Industries takes responsibility for some chemical dumping, and Aaron […] | |||
| 16 Sep 2014 | 15 – Giant Ass Robots | 00:24:53 | |
In which Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion, President of Giant Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face, joins us for an example of what we do at Kakos Industries, the festival of fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the festival of tripping balls, we receive some alarming results from the Sexual Innovation Division regarding the female […] | |||
| 01 Oct 2014 | 16 – Do Not Be Alarmed | 00:28:11 | |
In which the Festival of Tripping Balls is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Books, no news is good news from the Division of Philosophical Sabotage, we get some updates from the Culinary Division, and a surprise guest appears. Do Evil Better. Transcript: What you are about to hear may make you uncomfortable […] | |||
| 16 Oct 2014 | 17 – New Memories | 00:20:01 | |
in which the Guild of Transmission is discussed, we get news about Helena, the sentient security system, and Hailey Solomonari, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for a quiet, peaceful evening on Halloween, the Sexual Innovation Division begins an effort to round up their most recent mistake, and Olga Carolla “wins” the […] | |||
| 02 Nov 2014 | 18 – Wake the Dead | 00:23:02 | |
in which a crisis of epic proportions holds Kakos Industries and much of the world in the balance, memories from a dark time in Kakos Industries’ history surface, the Halloween party is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the Culinary Division has good news, and Paula Deen Goldberg “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. […] | |||
| 16 Nov 2014 | 19 – The Invitation | 00:23:16 | |
in which the Halloween party is recapped again along with the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the celebration for Black Friday is discussed, you click on a really weird link, the Division of Reproductive Health has some good news, the character of Kakos Industries is attacked on the Internet, and some surprise guests appear. Do Evil Better. […] | |||
| 01 Dec 2014 | 20- Sex Tea Party | 00:24:57 | |
in which Corin’s date is recapped, your knowledge of Kakos Industries codes is tested, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Ballooning, The Division of Reproductive Health has been receiving some awkward requests, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has good news, Kakos University is proud to announce the first females […] | |||
| 16 Dec 2014 | 21 – DMCCCP | 00:24:44 | |
in which the Festival of Ballooning is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, something about chemtrails, an uninvited guest interrupts, you’ve received your Holiday Catalog, Dayo Dikeledi “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and you flail about like a moron. Transcript: What you are about to hear may be the auditory equivalent of a […] | |||
| 01 Jan 2015 | 22 – Firework | 00:20:55 | |
in which Yule is recapped, a special guest discusses the New Year’s celebration, preparations are made for the Festival of Spiders in Your Hair, DarkMega Monaco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and Corin escapes through the window. Transcript: What you are about to hear might take you on a journey far, far away to a place […] | |||
| 16 Jan 2015 | 23 – Please Disregard | 00:22:57 | |
in which the Celebration of Spiders in Your Hair is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Darkness, we hear from Corin Deeth I via letter, the Sexual Innovation Division has exciting news, and Tanya Katic “wins” the ruin a life drawing. Transcription: What you are about to hear is the meditational mantra of […] | |||
| 01 Feb 2015 | 24 – Drive | 00:32:49 | |
in which the annual Shareholder Pledge Drive is held, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, preparations are made for the Pie Festival, we hear from the Division of Black and Blues, the Division of Talking to Yourself, the Division of Goats, the Division of ASMR, the Echo Tree Forest, the Division of Dionysia, TINFOIL, Hell, […] | |||
| 15 Feb 2015 | 25 – The Best Laid Plans | 00:26:08 | |
in which the Pie Festival is recapped, plans are made for the next Shareholders’ Ball, a few surprise guests join us, we hear from the Division of Whaling and Wailing, and Thomas Kublai Kahn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is autotuned gasoline explosions. Hello and welcome […] | |||
| 01 Mar 2015 | 26 – Contraption | 00:21:23 | |
in which the Shareholders’ Ball is begrudgingly recapped, a previously unnoticed room is discovered, preparations are made for completely new festivals, the Sexual Innovation Division has more good news, we hear about Billy and Kara, a feral child is found, an inexplicable machine haunts your dreams, and Dale Flail “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil […] | |||
| 16 Mar 2015 | 27 – A Small Obsession | 00:20:38 | |
in which Corin has been a little “stuck” on the inexplicable contraption, the Festival of Unimaginable Horror is recapped, the Big Black Hole is revisited, preparations are made for the Festival of Adorableness, Billy and Kara are still frozen, Karawack freaks everyone out, the Sexual Innovation Division wants to make your parts classier, we listen […] | |||
| 01 Apr 2015 | 28 – Vincent | 00:21:43 | |
in which the contraption is put to rest… for now, the Division of Espionage and Daryl’s Toys and Toys collaborate, the Festival of Adorableness is recapped, preparations are made for another Darkest Universe Celebration, the Division of Secret Societies has good news, the cute lesbian couple ignores our attempts to improve them, the Sexual Innovation […] | |||
| 16 Apr 2015 | 29 – Fingerpaint | 00:20:00 | |
in which lawyers brawl, the foundation of your home is shaken, the Darkest Universe Festival is recapped, plans are made for the Festival of Doom, you have new options for avoiding gluten, Corin Deeth I sends a warning, we hear from the Division of Panacea, the women in the cute lesbian couple have names, odd […] | |||
| 01 May 2015 | 30 – Doom and Gloom | 00:23:58 | |
in which we see a softer side of Grace Rule, the legal battles continue, the Agriculture Festival cannot be stopped, the Doom Festival happens more or less, preparations are made for the Earth Festival, Corin gets another letter from his grandfather, a new mushroom is discovered, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has a new […] | |||
| 09 May 2015 | 30B – Intercepted 1 | 00:20:45 | |
Kakos Industries has intercepted a broadcast of interest. Please listen at your own risk. Transcription: What you are about to experience may singe the edges of your beating heart. Good evening, shareholders. This is Melantha Murther, CEO of (NOISE). I don’t normally do announcements like this, as you know, but I was notified earlier today […] | |||
| 18 May 2015 | 31 – Paint It Black | 00:28:32 | |
in which a memorial is made, Dark Mother Belladonnica is punished, Melantha continues to fight her ownership of Kakos Industries stock, You hear a distinct buzzing sound, the Water Festival is unsurprising, the Earth festival is surprising, preparations are made for the UltraNudity Festival, animals with synthetic furs are developed, our precise level of nastiness […] | |||
| 01 Jun 2015 | 32 – Babysit | 00:23:20 | |
in which Corin is given a special assignment, you get a tickle in your throat, the UltraNudity Festival goes UltraOkay, preparations are made for the Technology Festival, Corin Deeth I offers some premature congratulations, Melantha attempts to turn the tables, we all learn the correct usage of the word “utilize”, and Fujiko Thompson “wins” the […] | |||
| 16 Jun 2015 | 33 – FOMOOO | 00:24:35 | |
in which you feel a tingling in your brain, Corin gets personal, the technology festival exceeded everyone’s expectations, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass is announced, the Division of Masculine Expression has news, the Sexual Innovation Division is trying really hard to make #FOMOOO happen, and Greg Googlymoogly […] | |||
| 01 Jul 2015 | 34 – Freudian Slips | 00:22:57 | |
in which several assassination attempts are thwarted, you feel a pleasant tingling, Brosephus confides in Corin, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass goes super well, preparations are made for Evil Con 2015, an idea is given for an an Eviler news organization, Hell gets some visitors, and a […] | |||
| 16 Jul 2015 | 35 – Brawl | 00:25:27 | |
in which Corin discusses his path to wellness, a small fight is had between good friends, you eat something that makes you feel weird, a large fight between strangers is had, Evil Con is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, and Bambi Porkle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: […] | |||
| 01 Aug 2015 | 36 – Jules | 00:21:10 | |
in which the Sexual Innovation Division has some interesting news, the Celebration of Self Love is recapped, preparations are made for the CEO Festival, the settlers in Hell ar doing better than expected, Kimmie and Maggie join the team at the Division of Uphill Battles, and Thomas the Genetically Modified Ape “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. […] | |||
| 16 Aug 2015 | 37 – Growth | 00:23:46 | |
in which you put your ear to a potted plant, the CEO festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of the Dance, Corin patches things up with Brosephus, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is announced, Hell gets even weirder, the Division of Gleep Glorp has important news, and Paula Crumb “wins” the Ruin-A-Life […] | |||
| 01 Sep 2015 | 38 – The Glimmer of Hope Principle | 00:24:16 | |
in which Soundman Steven is rewarded for his sacrifices, the Festival of the Dance is wrapped up neatly for a change, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and a new festival, DMB is still MIA, Denny still exists, Paul Tubb puts his pants back on, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is about to […] | |||
| 16 Sep 2015 | 39 – Dark Auras | 00:25:30 | |
in which Corin is having a bad day, you upset a large portion of toads worldwide, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, the Festival of Misery is also recapped, the Festival of Somnambulation is introduced, something is salvaged from Kakos Tower, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has news, you taste something strange, everything goes quiet, […] | |||
| 01 Oct 2015 | 40 – Celebratory | 00:24:08 | |
in which a mysterious festival occurs, Corin takes a less hands-on approach to management, the Festival of Somnambulation is recapped, preparations are made of the Celebration of Books, Belladonnica is still missing, Kimmie and Maggie dry out another floor of Kakos Tower, the new sex toy digs deeper, Dr. Dunkelwissen steals some hair and spit, […] | |||
| 09 Oct 2015 | 40B – Intercepted 2 | 00:17:55 | |
Please enjoy this intercepted broadcast from one of our competitors. Transcription: What you’re about to hear is super cute and lots of fun. Hiiiiiiiiiiiii ARBABARBABARBAR shareholders! It’s me, Hailey Solomonari, acting CEO. We got word that we would have to do more announcements like this, and Melantha isn’t feeling very well- Melantha: Uggh! Hailey! -so […] | |||
| 16 Oct 2015 | 41 – Aftermath | 00:24:19 | |
in which Kakos Industries gets reorganized, you get a new car stereo, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations for Halloween are made, Melantha and Corin share a mysterious moment, Yipdoodie no longer exists, Hell gets a hand, and Paul Rathjen “wins”the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may […] | |||
| 01 Nov 2015 | 42 – Laughter | 00:19:03 | |
in which your trip has not yet ended, Corin’s pain is hilarious, the Halloween celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the renegade sex toy is making progress, another floor of Kakos Tower is reclaimed, and Jeffrey Bannerjee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to […] | |||
| 16 Nov 2015 | 43 – Bondage | 00:22:48 | |
in which Corin is restrained, you smell something burning, the festival of Anti-Celebration begins, preparations are made for Black Friday, progress is made with Kakos Tower, there is news about delicacies coming from Hell, and Kareem Tompkins “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may legally change your […] | |||
| 01 Dec 2015 | 44 – Pseudo-Dilation | 00:20:44 | |
in which Corin is STILL a captive, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cloud Watching, Corin negotiates for the release of some captives, some really weird details come to light, and Benny The Pussy Master “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may […] | |||
| 16 Dec 2015 | 45 – Polite Conversation | 00:23:42 | |
in which Corin negotiates for the release of the Sudodilatese, the Festival of Cloud Watching goes is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, Eatin’ Slime gets a taste test, Corin and Belladonnica have a meeting, and Hamilton Scone “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear […] | |||
| 01 Jan 2016 | 46 – Space Race | 00:25:49 | |
in which Corin wishes you a happy New Year, Yule and the New Year’s celebrations are recapped, preparations are made for the Automobile Celebration, Corin gets in with a group of youths, there are new developments in space, your birth control gets better, and William McGillicuddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What […] | |||
| 15 Feb 2016 | 47 – Refuge | 00:22:09 | |
in which Corin and his supporters have taken refuge in a deep part of Kakos Industries, we hear from one of Kakos Industries’ more colorful residents, the Automobile Celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise, and somebody’s life is probably ruined. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you […] | |||
| 01 Mar 2016 | Cover Story 8 | 00:02:55 | |
TL;DL Check out our Patreon! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. I’ve been making Kakos Industries for over two years now. We’ve made some incredible progress in that time. There are now thousands of you listening […] | |||
| 01 Mar 2016 | 48 – Skirmish | 00:28:36 | |
in which a grand battle is recapped, dragons or something, Corin counts his supporters, the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Oh Hell, Who Gives a Shit, we have no idea who “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and the rebel gets rebranded. Do Evil Better. Transcription: […] | |||
| 16 Mar 2016 | 49 – Salvage | 00:19:07 | |
in which the crew is still in Junior’ Lair, your feet feel tingly, the Celebration of Ass goes off without a hitch, Kiarawa puts on her own celebrations above, Brosephus is rescued, and a hunk of metal drags itself into the cave. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is sound of […] | |||
| 01 Apr 2016 | 50 – Attrition | 00:24:18 | |
in which Kiarawa’s forces are just outside, the Celebration of Self Pity is replaced, preparations are made for The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood, the Darkest Universe is attempted once again, some dirty, sexy things happen that make everyone uncomfortable, and contact is made with a long lost […] | |||
| 16 Apr 2016 | 51 – Stalemate | 00:25:26 | |
in which continuing the war becomes difficult, The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood is recapped, preparations are made for the Agriculture Festival and the Festival of Doom, we get filled in on recent events regarding Kiarawa, Soundman Steven gets harder, and Dudley Abednigo “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do […] | |||
| 01 May 2016 | 52 – Vacation | 00:23:51 | |
in which nothing bad happens, Kakos Industries takes a much needed break, you answer a phone call, we hear about some tubers, Corin rides a rollercoaster, we prepare to look deep underwater and deep within ourselves, something regal happens, Corin talks like a pirate, and Molly Bloomth “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: […] | |||
| 16 May 2016 | 53 – Spat | 00:23:07 | |
in which you feel a pinch on your ear, the Water and Earth Festivals are recapped, preparations are made to get really hairy everywhere, Wyoming becomes more promiscuous, you beg for some vitamin D, Corin finds a board game he’s been missing, and Anaya Namaya “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you […] | |||
| 01 Jun 2016 | 54 – Fuzz and Brawl II | 00:27:02 | |
in which the Nudity Festival cum Ultra Nudity Festival cum Dark Mega Nudity Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Innovation, the renegade sex toy had drawn a following, the second Shareholders’ Brawl is recapped, Kimmie and Maggie share a strained greeting, shit gets regal, and Dimple Deblinski “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. […] | |||
| 01 Oct 2016 | 62 – Fall Cleaning | 00:18:50 | |
in which closets are cleaned out, you hurt in the thinky place, you had a weird nap, you get ready to read a lot of books, Corin stumbles into a minefield, and Colin Leaf “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is reminiscent of your days selling salt […] | |||
| 16 Jun 2016 | 55 – Regicide | 00:19:21 | |
in which you are visited by an unwelcome presence, some robots do what they do, you test out a new app, preparations are made for things to get quiet, Tonia Wilson is spotlighted, Corin complains, a giant falls, and A. D. “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear […] | |||
| 01 Jul 2016 | Cover Story 15 | 00:01:33 | |
We made our #fanfucktion goal! Also, Conrad appears on the new episode of Ars Paradoxica (arsparadoxica.com)! Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. Thanks to your generosity, we made our #FanFucktion goal of $400 for this month on […] | |||
| 01 Jul 2016 | 56 – Robo-Tango | 00:20:45 | |
in which you feel some things, you are still on the lookout for dolls, the Festival of Quiet Evils is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, we hear from an old friend, and Tilda Meepmeep “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is hot […] | |||
| 16 Jul 2016 | Cover Story 16 | 00:01:39 | |
Check out our YouTube Channel to see the #FanFucktion winners! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. We made our #FanFucktion goal! If you head over to our youtube channel, Youtube.com/kakosindustries, you can find the first three […] | |||
| 16 Jul 2016 | 57 – Rules | 00:19:59 | |
in which Corin goes totally off-script, the Celebration of Self Love is not recounted, you get a vague notion for what Evil Con 2016 might look like, you hear some things you probably shouldn’t, and Gavin “The Wrecking Ball” Murray “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is […] | |||
| 01 Aug 2016 | Cover Story 17 | 00:01:39 | |
Scapegoat Conrad Miszuk was interviewed on The Naked Diner. Check it out here! Transcript: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. It’s still too early as of this recording to know if we’ve made our $400 Patreon goal, […] | |||
| 01 Aug 2016 | 58 – Intimacy | 00:20:59 | |
in which we hear a loud thumping, you no longer feel compelled to feel anything, you did some things at Evil Con, preparations are made for The CEO Festival, you hear some incendiary political speech, things get real boring, and then things get real messy. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear […] | |||
| 16 Aug 2016 | Cover Story 18 | 00:02:06 | |
Today’s episode features Philip Haldiman, who played Denny in the cult movie The Room. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t, then I am obviously paid to keep you from catching wise to the […] | |||
| 16 Aug 2016 | 59 – Obsolete | 00:21:04 | |
In which your arms get tired, Corin plays some audio files, Kimmie gathers a crowd, the renegade sex toy keeps on keepin’ on, and a dot “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is. Hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder announcements. As always, I am […] | |||
| 01 Sep 2016 | 60 – Avoidance | 00:21:29 | |
in which the CEO Festival and Festival of the Dance are recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Kimmie sets a record, we hear an annoying noise, and Tiptoes Poe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may prepare you for something terrible. Hello and welcome […] | |||
| 16 Sep 2016 | Cover Story 19 | 00:02:41 | |
Please support our Patreon! KakosIndustries.com/Patreon Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am a humble employee of Kakos Industries charged with taking the blame for everything that goes […] | |||
| 16 Sep 2016 | 61 – Propagation | 00:22:53 | |
in which you care for a delicate plant, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Somnambulation, the renegade sex toy has gone full-on cult leader, Kakos Industries introduces a new girl group, we hear something we probably shouldn’t, you are reminded to do your kegels, and Morton Thyme “wins” […] | |||
| 16 Oct 2016 | Cover Story 21 | 00:01:16 | |
New rewards over at kakosindustries.com/patreon! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. I wanted to share with you some quick announcements. I have done some reorganization on the Patreon. I have added an enticing $2 pledge level […] | |||
| 16 Oct 2016 | 63 – Ohh Ahh | 00:23:34 | |
in which the Cult of Ohh Ahh makes an appearance, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for Halloween, Corin gets some heartfelt advice, Kimmie finds something new to do, and Penny Lobe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may make your clothes feel tight. […] | |||
| 31 Oct 2016 | 64 – Halloween | 00:40:31 | |
in which the Halloween festivities are underway, preparations are made for not celebrating at a later date, Hailey wears a Tiara, Melantha wears something, Helena bums us out, something about potatoes, some fingers go places, Corin is nearly squished to death, and Bavaria Fringe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are […] | |||
| 16 Nov 2016 | Cover Story 23 – Guest Mike Rugnetta | 00:01:25 | |
Today’s episode features Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel and the Reasonably Sound Podcast! Find him on Twitter @MikeRugnetta. Also, don’t forget about our survey! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. We have a special treat […] | |||
| 16 Nov 2016 | 65 – Listening | 00:20:31 | |
in which Halloween is recapped in a little more detail, the Festival of Anti-Celebration is in full swing, preparations are made for Black Friday, we learn about the Decennial Record, The Division of Erotic Experiences is born, and Handful of Mud McKenzie “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Featuring Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel. Do Evil […] | |||
| 01 Dec 2016 | 66 – Innovations of Fear | 00:18:31 | |
in which Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cold, we learn about ancient sexts, there is a change in the winds, the Cult of Ohh Ahh pick a few herbs, and a doodle of some sort “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: What you are about to hear should not be […] | |||
| 17 Dec 2016 | Cover Story 24 | 00:05:16 | |
Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the dark puppeteer orchestrating your entire existence. To start with, I would like to remind you that our survey is still […] | |||
| 17 Dec 2016 | 67 – Sample | 00:25:31 | |
in which we are introduced to the Evil Measure, the Festival of Cold is recapped, plans are made for Yule, you get a headache, and something terrible happens. TW: Physical Violence. Transcription: What you are about to hear is just lip smacking for like 20 minutes. Hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder […] | |||
| 01 Jan 2017 | Cover Story 25 – Monthly Schedule | 00:02:05 | |
We’re moving to a monthly schedule. Please remember to fill in our survey and visit our Patreon. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t, then the tinfoil is working. Kakos Industries is moving to […] | |||
| 02 Jan 2017 | 68 – Memento Mori | 00:29:18 | |
in which we all take a moment to remember our mortality, we hear from several grieving parties, Yule is recapped, we learn something valuable, and Gulli Gulch Ravine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear are the bubbles rushing by your mask. Hello, and welcome to the Kakos […] | |||
| 01 Feb 2017 | 69 – More | 00:25:07 | |
in which everyone wants more, Soundman stands at 6 o’clock, preparations are made for the pie festival and the MOTHERFUCKING SHAREHOLDERS’ BALL, you order a nice comfy place to live out the apocalypse, and Dazzle Shmizzle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: What you are about to hear has been shown in clinical trials to make […] | |||
| 01 Mar 2017 | 70 – Metamorphoses | 00:20:58 | |
in which you learn about all of the companies not helping their clients to Do Evil Better, you get reprimanded for your terrible behavior at the Pie Festival, you remember being covered in the blood of South American mammals, something happens to Kakos Industries Rules and Regulations Volume 11, you might turn to goo, Hell […] | |||
| 29 Mar 2017 | Cover Story 26 – Become a Division Head | 00:02:35 | |
New pledge levels at out Patreon (http://www.kakosindustries.com/patreon) allow you to become a division head in the credits, complete with update on what your division is working on. Also, we’re getting close to another #fanfucktion video. Head to the Fanfucktion Page for details. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you […] | |||
| 01 Apr 2017 | 71 – Hunt | 00:23:17 | |
in which you are presented with a mystery, Helena searches for a new occupation, the Celebration of Affirmation is recapped, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe and the Festival of Steam, the helots get a tummy ache, Jasmine Aashna develops a new horror, the Tabithas get all over Corin, and Dr. P Gasmo “wins” […] | |||
| 01 May 2017 | 72 – The Real Darkest Universe | 00:23:03 | |
in which the Darkest Universe is achieved, the Festival of Steam is recapped, preparations are made for the Water Festival, the Festival of Earth, and the Nudity Festival, Hell turns people in usable fuel, the Division of Erotic Experiences improves their desire-enhancers, and Zine Xeans Machine has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: […] | |||
| 18 May 2017 | Kickstarter Mini 0 | 00:03:45 | |
KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter Corin discusses the launch of the new crowdfunding campaign. Transcription: Corin: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders! My name is Corin Deeth III, and I am CEO here at Kakos Industries. Shareholders, I’m sending you this extra broadcast today on your extra broadcast receptacle to let you know that we are doing another round of crowdfunding […] | |||
| 20 May 2017 | Kickstarter Mini 1 | 00:02:29 | |
We’ve added a stretch goal to our campaign! Pledge $35+ to get an Evilie (not a goodie) bag! Visit KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to pledge today! Transcription: Corin: Shareholders, it seems that you managed to raise the trivial goal of $25 and you have saved us from imminent disaster. Unfortunately, the rest of the executive board has been […] | |||
| 01 Jun 2017 | Kickstarter Mini 2 | 00:03:23 | |
Pledge at KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to help us make a Twine game and get in on the next Shareholders’ Brawl. Visit KakosIndustries.com/PodCon to tell PodCon that you want to see us there. Transcription: Corin: Shareholders, it seems that we’ve succeeded once again in exceeding the deficits raised by the executive board. But the executive board’s bad behavior […] | |||
| 04 Jun 2017 | 73 – Mycology | 00:20:22 | |
in which you take a great trip, the water festival disappoints yet again, preparations are made to go big and go small, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has some news, Hell is about to get more uncomfortable, you sip on a DarkMega GuzzleThumper, and Sammy Sea “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos […] | |||
| 12 Jun 2017 | Kickstarter Mini 3 | 00:02:12 | |
Only 4 days left on our Kickstarter Campaign! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. This is Conrad Miszuk, alleged creator of Kakos Industries. This time they’ve got me on some sort of ledge overlooking a black abyss. I am very afraid of heights. I think I ran out of whatever fear chemicals there are in […] | |||
| 14 Jun 2017 | Kickstarter Mini 4 | 00:01:56 | |
There are just 48 hours left to pledge on our Kickstarter! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad Miszuk, again. We’ve got just over two days left on the campaign, and I’m apparently stuck in some sort of spider web. I have no idea if there’s still a spider or what’s in store for me. […] | |||
| 19 Jun 2017 | Kickstarter Mini 5 | 00:02:07 | |
Our Kickstarter was a huge success! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. Conrad Miszuk again. Felix Moloch from the Division of Insurmountable Fear is still following me around, though I’m told I’m in the clear. Felix: Hello, shareholders! COnrad: And I have you to thank for being in the clear, Kakos Industries shareholders. While we […] | |||
| 01 Jul 2017 | 74 – Trophy | 00:23:39 | |
in which you may have vague memories of vague horrors at a vague conference, you hear some twinkling on the wind, The Festival of Innovation and the Festival of Quiet Evils are recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love and Evil Con, we polish the many, many trophies here at Kakos Industries, […] | |||
| 01 Aug 2017 | 75 – Podcast | 00:27:22 | |
in which you dress up like a big veiny guy, Corin gives broadcasting advice, everyone comes together, Corin receives some unsolicited photographs, and Nick Evans “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […] | |||
| 01 Sep 2017 | 76 – Humongulus | 00:23:47 | |
in which you get nostalgic in the wrong way, you are recovering quite nicely, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and the Festival of Somnambulation, which will not be combined, more research is done regarding The Simulgasm, you fantasize about playing fetch, Corin becomes a spaceship captain, and misery just might be the […] | |||
| 05 Sep 2017 | Shareholder of the Year 2017 | 00:05:09 | |
Join with us as we honor our 2017 Shareholder of the Year. Shareholders, employees, members of the Evil community at large, and yes, friends, we have gathered here today in the beautiful garden rotunda here at Kakos Industries to honor one among us who has truly gone above and beyond the call of duty. I […] | |||
| 12 Sep 2017 | Shareholders’ Brawl (2017) | 00:13:00 | |
Join us for a recap of this year’s Shareholders’ Brawl. Hello, and welcome to the Kakos Industries Shareholders’ Brawl special! And what a shareholders’ brawl it was. Those of you who were there know what I’m talking about. Go ahead. Nod your heads knowingly. You were there. You are special. Kakos Industries owns a number […] | |||
| 01 Oct 2017 | 77 – Bazizka | 00:24:49 | |
in which we witness some smoke rising, the Festivals of Fertility and Somnambulation are recapped, preparations are made for Halloween and the Celebration of Books, we become a little more enlightened, things with Jasmine Aashna become even more complicated, and Callum McCourt “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. […] | |||
| 15 Feb 2014 | 1 – Corin Deeth III | 00:18:27 | |
in which a new CEO is introduced, preparations for the annual shareholders’ ball are made, the Adult Entertainment Branch has exciting news, and the Division of Philosophical Sabotage has achieved something they’ve been after for years. Transcript: What you are about to hear is fiction. We hope. Hello and welcome to the corporate announcements for […] | |||
| 13 Feb 2014 | 0 – Trailer | 00:03:06 | |
The Kakos Industries Series Trailer. | |||
| 12 Feb 2020 | Not Cover Story 2 – Monetization | 00:14:24 | |
KakosIndustries.com/PatreonPaypal.me/KakosIndustriesstore.KakosIndustries.comKakosIndustries.com/wishlistKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/BlueApronKakosIndustries.com/gamestop Hi, there. This is the second full installment of what I’m currently calling the Not Cover Stories, but I should probably find a better name for if this is going to continue. If you think of a better title, just try to maybe hint at it. It’ll be better if I think I thought […] | |||
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