I Hate This Team (Stefan and Aaron)

Wetin be di point for watching di Canucks if dem no get Quinn Hughes? The number one Canucks Pidgin podcast returns to talk about the Canucks first game back after the Four Nations Faceoff, Kevin Lankinen's contract extension, and Brock Boeser's lack of contract extension.

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Recorded mere minutes before Alriksson signed his ELC, we sat down with Jackson McDonald (Roxy Fever, King Bob, @failsonmcdonald) to chat about what he saw in Penticton at Young Stars, the emerging stories coming out of Canucks training camp, and his new album Rookie (allhailkingbob | instagram | linktree) coming out on October 18th!

outro: King Bob - Safety Man

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On this one we talk about the lying fake news media and their inability to give Pettersson credit where credit is due, Jim Rutherford's very brief interview, the 4 Nations Faceoff rosters, and the Canucks recent road trip.

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Full the full version of this episode hit up our patreon page (link below). Kiefer Sherwood, you owe me ANOTHER new keyboard sir! We break down the latest Canucks game against the Sens, Jonathon Toews having a kundalini awakening through diarrhea, and read another Canucks fanfic. It's cozy, homie!

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Check out the full episode on our Patreon page (patreon.com/IHateThisTeam) were we discuss what type of fetish porno this Canucks season has felt like, Garland being OUTED as a CHUD, and how bad the goddamn powerplay has been.

I Hate This Team Buffalo correspondent COA (@COAbrah_) joins the show to chat everything that has gone wrong with the Sabres this season, Kevyn Adams' palm tree presser, and Terry Pegula's super superyacht. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Somehow the 2022-23 Vancouver Canucks returned....

Lord help me, its back to tha old me. On this one we talk about Thanksgiving at the Heck's, Carson Sbisa, Tyler Sbisa, Noah Sbisa, Derek Sbisa, etc.

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Folks its the dog days of summer, so in order to milk some content we ripped off some of our favourite podcasts and put a Canucks twist on their content. We also discussed the 2025 UFA class and some dmen the Canucks could potentially acquire mid season.

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You'll never guess which pop star r/Canucks thinks Conor Garland looks like. Also we remember Johnny Gadreau, review the new Fanatics jerseys, and get mad at Ubisoft.

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We chat about the rising cost of cat food, a Canucks hypothetical, the Atlantic playoff picture, the Yahoo Fantasy Hockey rankings and who you should steal in your fantasy draft, and we give you a behind the scenes look at us managing our team in the IHTT Keeper league

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We are deep into the off season content now folks! For this episode we both put together top 10 lists of the the Canucks saddest moments and boy let me tell you there were a lot of them to narrow down. Please pound off in the comments or in discord about what your list would be!

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Apes Together Sprong. Or should it be Whales Together Sprong? Either way, the Canucks signed Daniel Sprong this weekend and are here to talk about it folks!

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Folks these predictions even have a hint of spice and a good amount umami. Ahem, on this one we make bold predictions for the 2024-25 season, and discuss the ticket price for the scrimage at training camp.

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Dan Boeckner (Wolf Parade, Arcade Fire, Operators, Handsome Furs, Divine Fits) joins us to talk about growing up on Vancouver Island, owning exotic pets, NHL NFTs, touring at the beginning the pandemic, and a Canadian journalist's refusal to eat brownies in Ukraine while wearing a wire.

Outro: Wolf Parade - Forest Green (Live on KEXP)

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6ix God and I Hate This Team Toronto correspondent John Cullen (Blocked Party, Broomgate) joins the show to discuss the Maple Leafs off season, the offer sheet thing in Edmonton, and our favourite sour cream based chip dip.

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On this one we talk about Bar Rescue, our expectations for the next season, who would win a seven game series between the 2009/10 Canucks at the 2023/24 Canucks, a cool new website, Stefan getting banned from LiveJasmine, and we introduce a new gameshow!

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It's starting to look like Lekkerimaki might be him. We break down what we saw in the Canucks first game at Young Stars in Penticton, check in on the ever not really evolving goaltender situation, and discuss which new additions to the team we are most excited to see this season.

Stefan is going away until the 23rd so no more shows this week unless something bonkers happens. 

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This episode of the show is a land of contrasts. First half of this one we talked about the guys that we watch at our other jobs and morality that surrounds it. Second half we talk Demko and the goaltending situation, Draisaitl's new contract, and some Flames rumours. Video episode is available on our patreon!

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Folks we are back and we are talking about the Canucks! Podkolzin trade, Blais PTO, and all the goalie bullshit right here!

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Recently canceled Grammy award winning musician Nate Ruess (Claynecast, The Format, fun.) joins the show to talk about the greatest city in the world (Calgary), a fast food review guy's politics, Podkolzin being traded to the Oilers for a 4th round pick, the player salary discrepancy between the NHL and the NBA, and a very compelling would you rather!

outro: Nate Ruess and Hayley Williams - Somebody That I Used To Know

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That was quite a game wasn't it? We talk about all that bullcrap, cameos, the Netflix Vince McMahon series, BC provincial politics, commercials we hate, and the Höglander contract extension!

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In 2017 the Simpsons (S29E15) predicted the Vancouver Canucks would flip the conditional 2025 first round draft pick they received from the New York Rangers in the JT Miller trade, along with Vincent Desharnais and Danton Heinen to the Pittsburgh Penguins in exhange for Drew O'Connor and Marcus Pettersson

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On this one we reflect on how naive and foolish we were to have positive expectations for the Vancouver Canucks, how catastrophic an Elias Pettersson trade would be, should the Canucks re-sign Brock Boeser and what the market for Boeser replacements would look like, and What's The Deal With JT Miller?

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Tyson Cole (@SpittinPicklets), Associate Editor for Canucks Army joins us as we break down a busy few days for the Canucks.  This one includes a bird brained trade idea, some trade ideas that aren't bird brained, Boeser being injured, Sprong being traded, and Petey being back!(?)

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Our treasured friend COA (@COAbrah_) returns to the show to chat about four nations facing off, how the Sabres are holding up this season, how he plagarized Boston Pizza, and Dylan Cozens.

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We did a y'all. Manifesting works. On this truncated emergency episode we react to JT Miller getting traded to the New York Rangers.

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Step aside Elias Pettersson, we are nuthuggers for the other Elias Pettersson now. On this one we get excited about DPetey, react to the Marcus Pettersson contract, and introduce our new segment "Is EP40 good yet?" There's some stuff about players not named Pettersson as well. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Hooooooo boy, it's been a very Vancouver Canucks season so far hasn't it? On this one we talk about the Canucks recent home skid, all the other bad things that have happened to them lately, and look at some defensemen who might be available on the trade market.  No Canucks slash fic this one I'M SORRY!

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On this one we talk about the Canucks win over the Flames, and we read hot, steamy Canucks fanfiction.

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On this one we explore our complex feelings surrounding the Pettersson trade rumours and how we think he has been pretty butt this year but almost certainly won't be butt forever.  We also pick the petals off of a flower and say "he loves me, he loves me not" with respect to Quinn Hughes.

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On this one we talk about how the season is effectively over, preview the 2025 draft (lol), look at some RFAs the Canucks might want to offersheet, and basically just wallow around in sorrow.

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on this one we talked about show favourite Tyler Myers playing his 1000th game, Kevin Blankenin taking over the Canucks crease, Brannstrom looking pretty damn good, and Jeremy Clarkson's nasty comments about the Duchess of Sussex

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Welcome to another episode of Latina with Big Ass! On this PATREON EPISODE (full episode available by clicking the link below) we tackle the Canucks first preseason game, training camp, Kevin Lankinen signing, the lying fake news media disrespecting the Canucks, and dril selling his twitter account.

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I know it's over, and it never really began but in my heart it was so real and you even spoke to me, and said: "If you're so corsi, then why are you out of a playoff spot tonight? If you're so very entertaining then why are you struggling to score tonight?"

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So pretty much as soon as we stopped recording it was reported that Brännström was waived, so no reaction to that.  You can guess what it was though because we do talk about how stupid Tocchet's response was after being asked about scratching Brännström.  Beyond that we also talk about the Pizza Hut subreddit, a nasty picture of a turd, the Canucks shutting out the Leafs, the Canucks getting shut out by the Hurricanes, and play IHTT bingo.

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You know how everyone loves World of Warcraft Classic? Well this is I Hate This Team Classic where we get upset and sigh a lot. We also remember some guys, chat about JT Miller being back, Brannstrom not being back, remember a bunch of guys from 2007, and sloppy one thousands.

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Will JT Miller get traded or does nothing ever happen? Beyond the playing the hits with respect to a potential JT Miller trade, we also chat about the Canucks shitting the bed against the Kings on Thursday, and playing a pretty cool game against the dirty, heinous Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers.

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I had my favorite lunch today , 3 eggs mackerel with chunks of pepper jack cheese and Dash seasoning , 7 scoring chances for , 6 scoring chances against , 1 shot on goal , 0 goals , some ranch and 2 slices of buttered Italian bread and a Coke Zero

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Happy Deadline Eve to all who celebrate! On this one we talk about what we want to see the Canucks do at the deadline this year, Soucy getting traded, last night's game against the Ducks, past deadlines that pissed us off and how much we hate Telus.

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On this one we chat about all the Pettersson/Miller bullshit, the repugnant game the Canucks played against the Flames on NYE, and we stumble upon Reid Boucher's biggest fan on X.com the everything app. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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On this one we talk about the Canucks shootout win against the Flames, glaze Vito Mancini, and provide a frequently asked for update on Dana Murzyn

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Congratulations to us for winning yet another Fell For It Again Award. On this one we talk about the Canucks sordid trade deadline and that game against the Minnesota Wild.

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DO SOMETHING ALLVIN. WE ARE BEGGING YOU. But don't do that one thing. You know the one. On this one we react to the Canucks latest overtime loss against the Washington Capitals, as well as the Canucks other latest overtime loss against the Montreal Canadiens. We also address the Lying Fake News and their trade boards, and what seems to be growing tension between Tocchet and mangement. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Something beautiful happened this episode..... about halfway through the Canucks traded Tucker Poolman (20% retention) and a 4th round pick for Erik Brannstrom. This is the opposite of a curse, and a great omen for the 2024-25 season. This is our year. We also talked about the Canucks final preseason game against the Oilers, the new Amazon NHL series, and some youtubers who are no longer with us.

outro song is filthy, warning you now.

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On this one we talk about the Canucks win over the stinky Blackhawks, how much we hate Jason Dickinson, how the playoff race is shaping up, what the UFA market looks like, how the Abbotsford Canucks are doing, and Kermit De Frog.

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Folks, this team AutoBlows. On this one we chat about how the Canucks can MILK more out of their star players, Team Petey vs Team Miller, trade rumours, and the thrill of live hockey.

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[rob zombie in more human than human voice] yeah

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This is an extended preview of a patreon episode, full episode is available over there! Today our friend and Sherlock expert Tom joins us to breakdown the recent Irish Traveler/Barstool Guy fued. After that we chat about the Canucks back to back OT wins against Buffalo and Detroit.

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Friend of the show Chris James (Guys: A Podcast About Guys) returns to discuss being at yesterday's catastrophic collapse to the Seattle Kraken, the Rogers arena in game experience, whether or not it's a good idea to bring all your country's best players to an international tournament, and the sordid state of the Canucks defense.

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On this one we distract ourselves from how fetid this sordid Canucks team is by making a quarter-century team of players that we hated. Then we yelled about the Canucks for 30 minutes. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Maybe JT Miller called Pettersson a baby because he loves him and it's a term of endearment? On this one we talk about the Four Nations Faceoff, the sorry state of pending UFA defenders, where we were when Jim Benning got fired, and we look at a really purple guy on Facebook.

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Canucks fans are tired y'all..... on this one we talk about Jim "Moleman" Rutherford wilding out to Gary Mason, the Flames and Flyers making a trade, and how catastrophically bad Sleepy Soucy and No Juice Juulsen have been. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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There are an infinite number of parallel universes and the Canucks disappoint us in all of them. On this one we talk about the Canucks laying an egg against the Pens, Hronek bunging up his shoulder, the Cult of Tocchet running Höglander out of town, and David Jiricek.

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this is probably the most bird brained episode of the podcast yet, but many smart beautiful people are also saying its good. On this one Stefan comes up with a new name for the podcast, we discuss what we saw at Young Stars, Allvin speaking with the media, and we have a very special guest join us for the last half of the episode.

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The Hockey Podcast Network - @hockeypodnet

Shout out to the Sportsnet 650 texter I stole the episode title from. On this episode we chat about the Canucks putrid defense, Quinn Hughes ascending to godhood, the bizarre vibes surrounding the Canucks, and what a Byram trade might look like. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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On this one we talked about the Canucks a bit but the bulk of the episode was spent talking about our other passion, guys eating hamburgers in their cars and filming it. I think the whiplash from that loss against Utah and that win against Winnipeg fundamentally changed our brains or something.

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"You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game. - Justin Trudea" - Me

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On this one we talk about Theo Fluery's cool new tweet, dig deep into what the hell is going on with EP40, react live to the Åman waiver situation, and continue to be floored by how ass Carson Soucy and Tyler Myers have been.

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Check out the full episode on our Patreon page (patreon.com/IHateThisTeam). Slow news day yesterday but the Canucks did trounce the Ducks 5-1. We talk about that win, Boeser and Lankinen's next contracts, and we take an impromptu look around the league,.

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On this episode we look forward to the Canucks being buyers at the deadline despite them having won one game in their last five, despite Quinn Hughes playing hurt and not finishing the game against Seattle, despite the Canucks having a positive expected goals percentage 5 times in their last 20 games, and despite Elias Pettersson losing all of his mojo and forgetting how to play hockey.

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On this one we preview our review of National Lampoon's Pucked starring Bon Jovi, talk about the Canucks recent winnning streak without Quinn Hughes, the Canucks win over the the Maple Leafs, and the Noah Dobson rumours that have been swirling around.

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The most entertaining part of that game was when they spent 5 minutes fixing the ice at the end of the second period. Tyson Cole (@SpittinPicklets) from CanucksArmy joins the show to chat last night's abomination, Desharnais rumours, Boeser rumours, and Ray Ferraro interview his wife's boss. Sorry that Stefan's mic is a bit quiet on this one by the way. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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On this one we talk about the Canucks probably ill-fated playoff push, Demko standing on his head and his contract moving forward, the Canucks young players looking pretty damn good, Gavin McKenna, and Rick Tocchet rumours.

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we hate this team again.

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ding dong the witch instead

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Will Tyler Myers do Tyler Myersy things?

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Stefan is in Australian to take part in a celebrity boxing match against Paul Hogan, so his Blocked Party co-host John Cullen (Sirius XM) joins the show to discuss the Abbotsford Canucks, the Calgary Wranglers, the Calgary Flames, the Toronto Maple Leafs, and of course, the Vancouver Canucks

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song at the end is Swim by Promise and the Monster

If anyone knows what the hell the title of the episode please let us know.  On this one we discuss the games from the weekend, what the teams identity is, soda pop, and some other crud.

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Also the charity stream we talked about at the end will be on Twitch.tv/chapotraphouse if you want to check that out. Mwah!

If the Panthers lose game 7 they have to dethrone the Canucks/Sabres as the saddest NHL franchise right?

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outro: ulver - hallways of always

Do a lot of twisting around to discuss the latest NHL news through a Canucks lens on this one.

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on this episode we break down the Canucks free agency signings and if it changes our outlook going into next season

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Aaron and intern COA (@COAbrah) are back for our last show before Stefan returns from vacation.  Also, I believe it is our last show before the Canucks win the draft lottery.  On this episode we get into some Canucks chatter, do an exotic out of market reading series, and talk about why Glenn Greenwald has us both blocked on twitter.

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This is our year.  The Canucks are never going to lose again.  The road to Stanley Cup has never been more free and clear.  Also! Is Conor Garland Goner Goneland? 

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Our dear friend Jack Wagner (Otherworld, Yeah But Still) joins the show to discuss sports curses, what it's like seeing your cursed team win a championship, Frank D'angelo being in the news again, NHL logos, and an interesting Chicago based app from the early 00s.

Outro music is Quiet Drops by Morte Macabre

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We are back from going on vacation mode to discuss what was the biggest disappointment this season for the Vancouver Canucks, tap dance on the grave of the Pittsburgh Penguins, and catch a case of the vapours over Bo Horvat's sassy postgame comments.

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I want to feel the way I feel when I'm asleep

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I Hate This Team Toronto correspondent John Cullen (Blocked Party/PODkast) joins us to talk about future Leafs GM Jim Benning and future Leafs head coach Joel Quenneville

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Hronek makes his debut, Cheech announces his exit, Wolanin gets an extension, and Reimer let's in a whole bunch of goals.

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Happy summer everyone! On this episode we talk about the Canucks pinching pennies, what we expect out of Podkolzin this season, how they should use their remaining cap space, the goaltending situation, and some other crud from around the league.

on this one we talk about the Canucks to the Kings, our ideal first round opponents, the upcoming (?) Hronek extension, and whether having a big ass makes your poop bigger

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It's the great big before the deadline show! On this episode we discuss Pettersson's great big contract extension, Hronek's potential great big contract extension, our favourite kitty litter, and we propose a bunch of moves the Canucks might look to do ahead of the trade deadline.

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on this episode we talk about how old the individual members of Iron Maiden are, NHL rumours Aaron heard at his jobsite, and of course, the Vancouver Canucks.

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On this episode we recap the last week in Canucks news, have a nostalgiagasm remembering some guys, and do a draft of the worst Sportsnet analysts

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The Studnika trade happened 15 minutes after we recorded this lol but good luck to him.  Also recorded this before today's boring piece of shit game against Minnesota fyi

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we talk about guys who make horny tik tok reels, the return of the lotto line, kuzmenko, and how stinky the sens are

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Back to our roots! The Canucks stink again..... or do they? Tune in (at patreon.com/IHateThisTeam) and find out!

the Canucks lost in a miserable effort against the Flyers so you know what that means?  Yep that's right we look forward to the 2024 off-season.

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On this episode chat about life without Demko, the Canucks underlying numbers in 2024, some cool Ron MacLean tweets and evil drive thru pranks

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We're back and ready to breakdown the biggest news of the week! Yep, that's right -- we dive deep into the disbanding of the Foodie Federation and the surrounding drama.  Also a bunch of Vancouver Canucks analysis.  We recorded this before Höglander was re-signed but if you're wondering we think that is good.

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Our friend Scoob aka SexualJumanji aka @MostCrucified joins the program to discuss Canucks vs Devils, how Canada stacks up against the United States in best on best competition, Calgary nightclubs, achilles tendon tears, and Stefan seeing a man shoot himself in the penis on twitter.

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Unlike EA Sports' failing NHL franchise, CapFriendly's Arm Chair GM does in fact allow you to edit your lines in the off season.

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we talk about the nasty oilers putting poor mark spector up on the cross and the upcoming trade the canucks are going to make this week

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🎶glory to the Jason King🎶

Ho ho ho! On this special holiday edition of the pod we remember some guys, talk about the canucks upcoming UFAs, and get into some trade scuttlebutt.

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On this episode we have our dear friend John Cullen (Blocked Party, Hockey Fights, Sirius XM Radio) on to to do a full rundown of the NHL playoffs.  We also remember some guys and break some Chris Higgins news

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outro music is Dead Tourists by Boeckner

Let's hope the Canucks don't sign Kevin Bacon! (?)

small correction: Tom Willander is playing J20 in Sweden, not competing against men please don't yell at me

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Canucks 1, The Great Satan 0.

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Tyson Cole (Canucks Army, @SpittinPicklets) joins us to chat about the Canucks return to form against the Bruins, the Green Men, the Botchford Project, and how the trade deadline is a lot like getting drunk when you weren't really planning on it.

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I Hate This Team Buffalo correspondent and returning champion @COAbrah joins the show to chat the Sabres, David Copperfield, and the Canucks new players jersey numbers

outro: OLAS - Zemgus Girgensons

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Close call against the Ducks, folks! We also discuss New Zealand reality TV, Outlaw assembling a gamer chair, and our unabated love for Dakota Joshua.  Also, we play a few rounds of our new game Remember A Guy!

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