Humanoid Resources (Arcade Audio)
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| 25 May 2016 | Episode One: Space Pilot | 00:52:35 | |
Professor Barnabus and Michelle make a discovery, and try to fit it right in academia's butthole. Doug is introduced to his new space-home, his new space-job, and two idiots.
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| 07 Jun 2016 | Episode Two: The Maintenance Man | 00:51:55 | |
The Professor and Michelle discuss how to use their newfound discovery to get dat money. The HR boys are joined by Dorphoidal McGuire, the glue that keeps the ol' rustbucket in one rusty, bucket-y piece.
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| 21 Jun 2016 | Episode Three: The Puddle | 00:50:19 | |
Michelle and the Professor spend some quality alone time, together. The HR boys make a splash and Doug gets a little H20-ver his head...again.
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| 05 Jul 2016 | Episode Four: The Accounting Intern | 00:52:34 | |
WARNING- This tape was damaged when re-entering the atmosphere, and has some minor technical difficulties. You have been warned. Also the Professor spilled a Filet O' Fish on it, so... The Professor and Michelle are on the up and up, or are they on the stuck and stuck? The HR boys get a visit from an intern whose name is as hard to pronounce as the hazing he's endured was hard to endure. Whew, that analogy flew a little too close to the sun. Good thing it's Red. Featuring: Szczyrba- Josh Bressler Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 19 Jul 2016 | Episode Five: The Thespian | 00:55:36 | |
Michelle and the Professor assure you that everything is TS-A-Okay with them. Doug, Alien, and P16 spacewalk the boards with an other-world-class thespian. Put on your government issued spacesuits, there's lots of worlds out there! Featuring: Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 02 Aug 2016 | Episode Six: The Space Jockey | 00:54:16 | |
Michelle and the Professor hang out, and put the fun in fungeon. The HR boys meet with Demetrius Clinkscales, who may or may not ride space horses. Alien tries out a new experiment. Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy Mendoza Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 16 Aug 2016 | Episode Seven: The Captain | 00:52:29 | |
Michelle and the Professor and in deep doodoo now. Deep desert walking, held at gunpoint, non-sexy blindfold wearing doodoo. Doug, Alien, and P16 get a visit from the mysterious Captain Drew Butt, who is...uhh...well, let's just say mentally unstable doesn't really cover it. Featuring: Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 30 Aug 2016 | Episode Eight: The Composer | ||
Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Carmony Chupp Chupp, who is trying to make the best possible symphony of all time (until next year) and also decide if his boss is cat-phish-ing him. Michelle and the Professor dig up their ol' buddy Escape Pod, and...well...let's just say some season finale type stuff goes down, except this isn't a season finale, because this is a podcast, you idiot. Featuring: Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben Harpe Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 13 Sep 2016 | Episode Nine: The Omniscient Gas | ||
With Michelle and the Professor at the bottom of Giza Falls, who will introduce us to episodes and plug things?? Meet Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, and Wade Anderson, Intern. They're...more competent I think? Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Dale Isringhausen, a pile of gas, who knows all, I think? Hoo baby, this bit is really hitting...I think? Dale Isringhausen- Spencer Rybacki Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 27 Sep 2016 | Episode Ten: The Plant-Bot | ||
Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are definitely going to give these tapes to their bosses. Once they make sure they're real. Whaaaat? Don't look at them like that! They're gonna do it! Eventually. Meanwhile the HR boyz get a visit from Floratron 7, who speaks for the plants. You know, like a metal, sentimental, OOH, senti-metal, ehh how about that hot applesauce for you, Lorax. Floratron 7- Susie Allen Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 11 Oct 2016 | Episode Eleven: The Hyper-Crab | 00:50:49 | |
Wade gets crafty, and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation gets arts and crafty. But will things get sassy, or sax-ual? The HR dudez get a visit from Derglan Zorp, Hyperspace Tech, to try to pick up the pieces. Of Terry. Flizdead. Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 25 Oct 2016 | Episode Twelve: SpaceFest | ||
Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation promise they'll write, but camp's gotta end for everybody, right? Doug, Alien, and P16 celebrate SpaceFest, the holiday where you get drunk and tell secrets. Well, the holiday where you officially get drunk and tell secrets. The boys reveal some real bombshells. Let's see if they can save their bacon. Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 08 Nov 2016 | Episode Thirteen: The ...Doctor? | ||
Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are livin' the America stereotype: running from the law while completing traditional road trip activities and tropes. But will their past ketchup to them? The HR guys reckon with the aftermath (or lack thereof) of Space Fest, and get reaaal down and dirty into the comedic gold mine of health care coverage with Severus Sna ples, a reformed Potterist who heads up Clones n Drones. Aunts on a LOG, this sounds hilarious! Severus Sna ples- Kyle Dolan Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 22 Nov 2016 | Episode Fourteen: The Theatrical Otter | ||
Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may just have found their Fortress of Together-i-tude, but first they've gotta remind us how phallic the entrance is a few hundred times. Meanwhile, the HR boys visit with Griff, head of Straight Theatre, cuddly cinephile, and dope-ass monologist. You otter listen to this episode, I tell ya! WARNING- Some tiny rocks started falling on the recorder as Wade and Danica made their way down the shaft. So it might get a little choppy near the end. Griff the Otter- Damon Royster Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 06 Dec 2016 | Episode Fifteen: The Space Jock | 00:44:00 | |
Drk, a lacrosse-playin', robot-hatin', single-digit-IQ-possessin' college student joins the HR boys, and we see the vast vacuum of space reflected inside his tiny, tiny head. Meanwhile, Wade and Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, Take a Look Around the government base, Break Stuff, and see Behind (Wade's) Blue Eyes. Man, these jokes are Rollin'. Something something Nookie. Drk- Mike Aviles Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 20 Dec 2016 | Episode Sixteen: The Shrinking Surgeon | 00:48:00 | |
Shrink your expectations for this one, folks! Doctor Orlando Calripken, a tiny physician/psychopath, swings by the HR office to ruin lives and confuse everyone. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may have solved the energy crisis, but, hell, we've gone a while without plot in that one, so how about a new crisis? There's a mystery afoot! Doctor Orlando Calripken- Wes Young Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 03 Jan 2017 | Episode Seventeen: The Gender Fluid Dude | 00:49:29 | |
Our favorite Humanoid Resources Professionals meet Lubomir, the Treenie, whose visit engenders some problems. Hoo baby, that's a hot hot pun right there! Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, follow the mallow, and might...not...be...alooooone? Huhwhaaaaa?! Lubomir the Treenie- Mike McCarron/Clay Lampshade Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 17 Jan 2017 | Episode Eighteen: Return of the Hat. | ||
The HR boys get a visit from an old friend, and boy is he fancy, schmancy, and in need of some romance-y. Meanwhile, Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation explore the secret passageway they found last time, and ALSO reunite with someone from their past. It's like a bunch of ships, all crashing into each others' burning carcasses in the night. Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams, Trash Person P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen ???- James Freetly Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 24 Jan 2017 | Episode 18.5: Professor? I Hardly Know Her! | ||
Oh God...why are we even doing this? Let's see what kind of crazy backflips of justification we can do to reincorporate this whacko into the fold. Come for the flimflam plot, stay for the extended erection bits. Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 31 Jan 2017 | Episode Nineteen: The Love Bot | 00:47:00 | |
The HR Boyz get a visit from Purrow, the Love Robot, who, uhh, REALLY likes it when you pet her. Gonna take a while to make conversation at the water cooler again after this one, huh? Meanwhile, our new trio of adventurers, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick (No Relation) set out on their own little questy-quest. Let's see how long it takes them to bring up the Professor's penis again, shall we? Purrow the Love Robot- Julia Heynen Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 14 Feb 2017 | Episode 20: The Man Down Under | 00:45:40 | |
This week, the HR boyz find out where all the water on the ship comes from, and...kind of wish they hadn't. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, hold up their end of a sneaky plan. Dick Flynn II- Wink Stone Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 28 Feb 2017 | Episode 21: The Huge. The Loud. The Marine. | 00:46:23 | |
Our Humanoid Resources pals deal with Blood Puncher this week- a Space Marine with a whole lot of room in his hearts for magic, Shakespeare, and probably an extra dick or two. Meanwhile, the Professor makes a tight squeeze. Who knew his ego could fit inside that vent? It's all Jameses, all the time this week! Blood Puncher- James D'Amato Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 14 Mar 2017 | Episode 22: Doug's Boss | 00:53:30 | |
Uh-oh, Doug's in trouble, something's come along and it's burst his aura of mediocrity! Shane Matthews, Director of Biological Resources, stops by the department for everyone's favorite yearly tradition: performance reviews! Meanwhile, Wade is totally here, you guys. Just listen to those realistic fist hits! Shane Matthews- Bill Arnett Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 28 Mar 2017 | Episode 23: The Big Foot | 00:48:36 | |
This episode kicks off with some content that really toes the line, and Doug plays a real heel. Come for those hot, hot puns, stay for...more of those puns. Meanwhile, let's see what wacky European country Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation get themselves thrown out of this time! ...It's Germany. Margot Lynx- Alex Frenkel Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 11 Apr 2017 | Episode 24: The (Little?) Space Mermaid | 00:47:21 | |
The U.S.S. Spaceship finally has a new Captain. The HR Department is finally visited by a Space Mermaid. Doug finally...still sucks at his job. Meanwhile, Wade has a knife in his gut, and some life in his butt. ArielannaMedusa the Space Mermaid- Jessica Landis Purrow the Love Robot- Julia Heynen Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 25 Apr 2017 | Episode 25: The All-Seeing Eye | 00:48:46 | |
The HR boys are visited by The Oculon, a giant eyeball who's been keeping the ship safe from internet perv-o's since 2467. Meanwhile, Wade, The Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation, have all stolen a helicopter. That's fun, isn't it? No? Okay. The Oculon- Brad Pike Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 09 May 2017 | Episode 26: The Pandas | 00:47:11 | |
The HR boys are visited by Jeff and Janice, two Panda Bears who were BAMBOO-zled into marriage. Meanwhile, the Professor learns a lesson about gravity, and, unfortunately, teaches us one about deus ex machina. Get it? Bamboo-zled? Jeff the Panda- Kate Yeagle Janice the Panda- Dan Jackson Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 23 May 2017 | Episode 27: The Plantimal | 00:43:49 | |
Our favorite HR professionals get a visit from a plant animal hybrid lady who's just REALLY on the ball about putting down roots for dat baby bump. Meanwhile, paper faces are on parade for the Professor, Danica Patrick No Relation, and Wade. Some straight up SHAKESPEARE hijinks 'bout to happen, y'all! Pretzella 4433869634- Brenna Lemieux Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 06 Jun 2017 | Episode 28: The Teddy Bear | 00:48:57 | |
The HR boys visit with a cute teddy bear named Gern Flang, whose, uhh...dad died. Okay, maybe he's been cuter. Meanwhile, which world leader is Captain Drew Butt(s) in disguise? Let's inch closer to that conclusion! Gern Flang- Kevin Knickerbocker Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 20 Jun 2017 | Episode 29: The Dirty Dog | 00:44:51 | |
Michelle's back! But...not all the way back. Meanwhile, Big Smoky the dog teaches the HR boys about friendship, loyalty, and the softest places to hump. Big Smoky the Dog- Megan Sauter Michelle Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Doug Doyle / Doctor Craig Yakobo- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Nurse Felicity Trumbutt- Janine Doyle Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 04 Jul 2017 | Episode 30: Puddle Up! Again! | 00:47:13 | |
Our favorite Puddle comes back to the HR Department! Let's see if that latent sexual tension between her and P16 can turn into latent comedy on this comedy podcast. Meanwhile, let's check back in with Wade, Danica Patrick No Relation, and the Professor, because that plot isn't at ALL convoluted now, right? Puddle the puddle- Sarah Magnuson Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 18 Jul 2017 | Episode 31: The Space Ghost | 00:42:15 | |
Big Boo Baby the ghost joins the HR boys this week, and bless his little ghost heart, he just can't scare nothin'! Meanwhile, let's send the Professor, Danica Patrick No Relation, and Wade to space, because Earth clearly just isn't ready for this plot line. Big Boo Baby/Greg- Spencer Hamilton Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 01 Aug 2017 | Episode 32: The Stone Masseuse | 00:40:37 | |
The HR boys get a visit from Quartina, a floating stone who massages jet-ski worshipping cultists for a living. That tracks, right? Meanwhile, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick No Relation are placed in isolation to prep them for space travel. That tracks, right? Quartina- Tracy McBee Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 15 Aug 2017 | Episode 33: The Koosh | 00:41:25 | |
Doug's a level 7 WaveRunner now, and he's somehow MORE annoying? Tyle the sentient Koosh Ball visits the HR Department and he's as full of kooky ideas as his pockets are full of meats and starches. Meanwhile The Professor, Wade, and Danica Patrick No Relation suit the EFF up. Tyle the Koosh- Harz Sondericker Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 29 Aug 2017 | Episode 34: The Sick Raccoon | 00:37:48 | |
The HR boys get a visit from Billy, an Incubation Specialist who has all the diseases and is the trashiest of trash pandas. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica Patrick, No Relation, make space lunch. Wade is sleepy! Billy the Raccoon- Surena Marie Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 12 Sep 2017 | Episode 35: Crabdog? Dogcrab? | 00:44:42 | |
The HR boys get a visit from Recto Farthop, a half dog half crab Marfloop who's a screamin' for some creamin'. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica Patrick, No Relation are great at packin' and recappin'. Re-capackin'? Crabdog? Recto Farthop- Blair Britt Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle Alien Beercan- Peter Williams P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt (Again!) | |||
| 26 Sep 2017 | Episode 36: The Cat Lady | 00:39:26 | |
Where's Alien? Hopefully not where Cat-therine the cat lady's husband has ended up. Meanwhile, Sleepy Wade wakes up, and the Professor teaches us about corpse feet. Cat-therine the Cat Lady- TJ King Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 10 Oct 2017 | Episode 37: The Toilet | 00:41:02 | |
Alien's back from...camp(?), and the HR Boys are flush with issues this week, as they pro-deuce some real solutions for a guest who is a...(sigh)...talking toilet. Meanwhile, our rogue turned not-rogue agent friends fill the holes in their memories with laughter. RIP Woody and Buzz's friendship. Franklin Smellano Roosevelt the Toilet- Johnny O'Mara Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 24 Oct 2017 | Episode 38: The Live Show | 00:35:37 | |
The HR Boys have their first ever Humanoid Resources Town Hall with some old friends and some new ones. Meanwhile, the vigilante(ish) trio tells some spooky stories/basic health problems on this Halloween(ish) Eve(ish). Akon the Dodecapus- Stephen Flowers Dick Flynn- Wink Stone Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen Doug Doyle / Ghoster the Toaster- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 07 Nov 2017 | Episode 39: The Chest Burster | 00:39:33 | |
The HR Boys get a visit from Chester A. Burster, a shock jock alien who popped out of the wrong cake at the wroooong time. Meanwhile...no...this has to be a typo. The three idiots are finally going to space? No way. Let's see how THIS goes. Chester A. Burster- Gretchen Eng Doug Doyle / Ghoster the Toaster- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 21 Nov 2017 | Episode 40: The Whiffenfluff | 00:41:51 | |
Happy Spacegiving, T.U.R.K.E.Y.S. (That's an acronym for Totally Uber Real Keister Eaters, Yes Sir!)! This week, the HR Boys get a visit from Margatha Dot, the Whiffenfluff, who's fluff deep in a game of Floogball. Meanwhile, Wade and the Professor shoot for the world record of dumbest dummies in space, and Danica cryo-sleeps. Margatha Dot, the Whiffenfluff- Janelle Blasdel Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 05 Dec 2017 | Episode 41: The Incinerator | 00:43:00 | |
The boys get a visit from Char-meleon, the ship's incinerator and resident beer koozie slogan enthusiast. Meanwhile, the Professor and Wade deal with an android with a suuuuper unfamiliar voice... Char-meleon the Incinerator - Brennan Lowery Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus/Flart the Android- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 19 Dec 2017 | Episode 42: The Robot Directrix | 00:42:39 | |
Our favorite HR boys get a visit from Galatea, an opera singin', culture slingin', encrichment bringin' robot in charge of beefin' up the ship's culture. Alien is vewwwy sweepy, and Doug spits some hot Papa Roach. Meanwhile, Danica's awake, and the Professor and Wade might have some 'splainin' to do... Galatea the Culture - Lindsay Gonzales Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 02 Jan 2018 | Episode 43: The Caterpillar Gladiator | 00:40:40 | |
Are you not entertained? No, seriously, that's like...what we're going for here. The HR Boys get a visit from Greg the Gory, an infamous caterpillar gladiator who's thinking about spreading his wings. Meanwhile, Danica tucks some sleepy boys into space-bed, and completely fails to give The Terminal its due. Greg the Gory- Tim Lewis Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 16 Jan 2018 | Episode 44: Oscar, the Heckled. | 00:39:51 | |
The HR Boys get a visit from Oscar, a G'thorian who is the ship's number one sound boy, and more importantly, who's just gettin' his butt heckled off, man! Meanwhile, Danica, Wade, and the Professor make a shit, err, pit stop on the moon, dude! Oscar- Nick Mestad Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 30 Jan 2018 | Episode 45: Captain Purrow Returns! | 00:40:33 | |
Roses are red, venus fly traps are meaner. Wade screwed up the audio, and Purrow wants Doug's lil' wiener. SORRY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, CAPTAIN PURROW'S PARENTS! Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 13 Feb 2018 | Episode 46: Gary's Nanobots | 00:44:19 | |
The HR Boys get a visit from their old pal Gary from Accounting. Or, should I say, a visit from the sentient nanobots now controlling their old pal Gary from Accounting's body. Fun! Meanwhile, are...are we really just gonna let the Professor be a rock now? We're going to allow that? Ugh. SHUT YOUR BEER SLOTS AND ENJOY, FOLKS. Belinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-Johnson Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 27 Feb 2018 | Episode 47- The Butter Ball | 00:41:50 | |
The HR boys meet Beverly Hulot, who I can't believe IS butter. Meanwhile, the Professor/Big Dumb Rock and Wade go head to head, and walk through space. Take it easy, desperados, because this episode's already gone. Beverly Hulot the Ball of Butter- Connie Oshana Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt Beverly Hulot the Ball of Butter- Connie Oshana Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 13 Mar 2018 | Episode 48: The Ur-Man | 00:42:46 | |
The HR Boys get a visit from Zel Tar, the rage-havin', dish-washin', future momma-marryin' heir to the House of Tar on Alien's homeworld of Ur. Meanwhile, Wade's still knocked the eff out, and P.T. "The Rock" Barnabus and Danica Patrick, No Relation, Weekend at Wade's the hell out of NASA. Zel Tar, heir to the House of Tar- Alec Plant Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 27 Mar 2018 | Episode 49: The Corporate Cow | 00:43:56 | |
The HR boys get a visit from Moo-Reen, and don't you dairy moo-ve on to some other channel, because she's got some spilled milk worth talkin' about. Meanwhile, Wade finally emerges from his technological/emotional cocoon, Inspector Gadget style. Moo-Reen the Cow- Lizzie Cross Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 10 Apr 2018 | Episode 50: P16's Party (Season One Finale) | 01:01:30 | |
P16 throws his party, revelations are revealed, and Season One ends. We're surprised we made it this far, too. Griff the Otter- Damon Royster Billy the Raccoon- Surena Marie Puddle- Sarah Magnuson Dorphoidal McGuire- Scott Piebenga Bloodpuncher the Space Marine- James D'Amato Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben Harpe Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus/Captain Drew Butt- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 21 Aug 2018 | Season 2 Episode 1: The Evil Council | 00:48:19 | |
Drew Butt reigns. Evil abounds. Bureaucracy...still happens. Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey Freetly Zel Tar- Alec Plant Big Boo Baby/Greg/Craig- Spencer Hamilton The Oculon- Brad Pike Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci Satan- Peter Williams The Janitor- ??? | |||
| 04 Sep 2018 | Season 2 Episode 2: The Resistance | 00:54:52 | |
What's been happening with some of the, oh I don't know, NOT sadistically evil folks on the ship since Captain Drew Butt (Juice) took back over? Let's find out! Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen Margatha Dot- Janelle Blasdel Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy Mendoza Belinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-Johnson Clip Cleanback- Rip Camillucci Chamberlain Payne- Peter Williams Mikas the Fikas- Connor Doyle | |||
| 18 Sep 2018 | Season 2 Episode 3: The Pleading | ||
Captain Drew Butt and his Backup Evil Council review the submitted tapes of the less centrally geographically located denizens of the ship to determine whether they should, you know, live, and stuff. Special thanks to The Whethermen. Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey Freetly Arielana Medusa the Mermaid- Jess Landis Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci Big Boo Baby the Ghost/Greg- Spencer Hamilton Cassandra Blanc- Emily Jeffries Cromulon, No Last Name Like Madonna- Matthew Sipe Gato- Zach Gelfand Rade- Brennan Lee Szczyrba- Josh Bressler Franklot Pinskalot- Carolyn Murdock Ricky Pantelli- Art Kulatti Akon- Stephen Flowers Usetless- Patrick Gantz | |||
| 02 Oct 2018 | Season 3 Ep. 1: The Fallout | 00:56:34 | |
The fate of the Humanoid Resources Department is revealed in the…wait, they’re calling this a new season?? Talk about stuffing the ballot box, ugh. Dr. Orlando Calripken- Wes Young Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 16 Oct 2018 | Season 3 Ep 2: The Bop-It | 00:55:44 | |
The HR boys are freakin’ nomads now, baby! And their first visit is from Nora, a sentient Bop-It. Yup, looks like ain’t nothin’ changed but the names, and the game is the same! Meanwhile. Old Man Wade says his final goodbyes. Nora the Bop-It- Elizabel Riggs Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 30 Oct 2018 | BONUS EPISODE: P16 at Robot Lunch | ||
Whooa, a bonus episode! Let’s take a trip back to yesteryear, when P16 was still a closeted robot trying to eat lunch with some other robot buddies… P16- Ryan Cleary Jeff the Proctor-Bot- Connor Doyle Dave the Janitor-Bot- James Freetly XR90 the Cashier-Bot- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 13 Nov 2018 | Season 3 Ep. 3: The Duplicate | 00:52:14 | |
P16 sat on the tape recorder and caused some technical difficulties on this one, y’all! He’s real sorry! Meanwhile, the HR boys get a visit from Liff Niff, who may have just accidentally duplicated himself, and MAY have some lovin’ feelings about it. Also, the Professor and Danica mourn their beloved Wade. Liff Niff- Chris George Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 27 Nov 2018 | Season 3 Ep. 4: The Revenge-r | 00:49:10 | |
The HR boys get a visit from Vin Dictive, a Blobulon whose job on the ship is best served cold. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica process their grief and get back to business. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE WHERE P16 WAS SITTING ON THE TAPE RECORDER, WE PROMISE. Vin Dictive - Chirag Rathod Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 11 Dec 2018 | Season 3 Ep. 5: The Skeleton Priest | 00:42:26 | |
Our old pal Puddle joins the HR crew in Alien’s stead, and the HR department gets a visit from Pastor Spookybones, the go-to skeleton for all the gods in all the dimensions. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica spot a roadside break in the monotony. Pastor Spookybones- Trevor Knickerbocker Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Puddle- Sarah Magnuson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 25 Dec 2018 | Season 3 Ep. 6: The One With the Lonely Guy | ||
Doug, P16, and Puddle get a visit from FlexOn, a Crumb guy who’s real happy to see them…or is it FlexOff, who’s a…real lonely guy? Either way, I was going to listen to this earlier but WE WERE ON A BREAK! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica stop for a much needed Yerg-style meal. FlexOn/FlexOff- Tim Felton Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Puddle- Sarah Magnuson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 08 Jan 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 7: Where Was Alien? | 00:40:43 | |
Hey…wasn’t Alien supposed to be running a marathon? Let’s check in on our favorite little “scientist”. Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Dale Isringhausen the Pile of Gas- Spencer Rybacki Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Sucky the Vampire- Connor Doyle Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 22 Jan 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 8: The Voiceover Artist | 00:47:33 | |
Alien’s back in the office, and the boys get a visit from Chewspocka Worf, a Cyberpunkian voiceover artist who’s in hot water for his commercial choices. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica continue their space-road-side tour. Chewspocka Worf- Jim Mazzarelli Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 05 Feb 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 9: The Giant Nail Tech | 00:37:03 | |
The HR boys are in for a BIG surprise this week. A GIANT surprise, in fact. Look, their guest, Krrrrring, who runs the ships’a nail salon, is very large, and very in charge. Meanwhile, Danica gives the Professor the birthday treatment he’s always…not had. Krrrrring- Alli Stark Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 19 Feb 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 10: The Fortune Tellers | 00:46:53 | |
The HR Boys get a visit from the adjective-worthy Ya’Quee’Ya and Ted, two gaseous fortune tellers who are just trying to figure out where their lunches went, man! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica celebrate the Professor’s birthday in space’s largest Death Gauntlet. (Not) Brought to you by Quizno’s (RIP). The Incomparable Ya’Queen’Ya- Alex Moorman The Magnificent Ted- John Mahoney Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 05 Mar 2019 | Season 3 Episode 11: The TV Repair Man | 00:46:35 | |
Django the YourMom visits the HR Boys, with a needle in his head and a dream in his heart. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica get riddled…with riddles! Hoo boy. That one hurt. Django the YourMom- Dan Betcher Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 19 Mar 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 12: The Rock Man | 00:43:55 | |
All right team, let’s circle up and try to generate some corporate synergy here. Action item- review this episode where Blim Blammo the Rock Man visits the HR Department to discuss FRAGILE Project Management. Gary, let’s put your vacation recap in the parking lot and discuss it at the team happy hour later. Also in flight, the Professor and Danica check out the Death Maze Gift Shop. All right, good work team, see you all at the pair programming/pair knitting hour at 4:00! Regards. Blim Blammo- Ben Palin Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 02 Apr 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 13: The Trap | 00:41:40 | |
Nothing to see HERE, HR Boys. Certainly not a traaaap sprung by your evil, I mean, friendly friend Captain Drew Butt. Why don’t you come on in and stay a while, huh? Huhhh? Captain Drew Butt / Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 16 Apr 2019 | Bonus Episode: The Death Gauntlet | 00:10:42 | |
Hey, how did the Professor and Danica get out of that Death Gauntlet, anyway? Didn’t we just like…gloss over that? Should we have spent more time on this? Professor Barnabus/Sully from Boston- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Various- Connor Doyle Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 30 Apr 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 15: The Michael Imperioli | 00:42:55 | |
Bada bing bada boom, the HR Boys are about to get a visit from certified fresh to death badass Christopher Moltisanti, a clone of actor Michael Imperioli, who has problems meatier than a plate of gabagool. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica are in Space Jail, but…where is the prison exactly? Christopher Moltisanti- Jason Ouimette Doug Doyle/The Warden- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 14 May 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 16: The Garbage | 00:43:52 | |
The HR Boys get a visit from Frankenbeans- sentient garbage with a can’t miss offer on a bang-up deal. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica reckon with finally being aboard the U.S.S. Spaceship. Frankenbeans the Garbage- Andrew Garcia Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 28 May 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 17: The Finale Part 1 | 00:44:54 | |
Oh boy, finale? Yep, this is part one of three- the beginning of the end of Humanoid Resources. The boys get a visit from some of their old friends on the ship, who have a proposition for them. Meanwhile, now that the Professor and Danica are finally on board the U.S.S. Spaceship, they’ll definitely do some important stuff, right? Right? Arielana Medusa- Jess Landis Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis Purrow- Julia Heynen Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Nora the Bop It- Elizabel Riggs P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 11 Jun 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 18: The Finale Part 2 | 00:48:22 | |
The Battle of the U.S.S. Spaceship begins, and Humanoid Resources enters the endgame. Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis Purrow- Julia Heynen Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci The Oculon- Brad Pike P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt | |||
| 25 Jun 2019 | Season 3 Ep. 19: The Finale Part 3 | 00:58:52 | |
The final episode of Humanoid Resources. Old friends show down with old enemies, and the boys say goodbye. Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Purrow- Julia Heynen Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Clip Cleanback- Rich Camillucci The Oculon- Brad Pike Charmeleon- Brennan Lowery Arielanna Medusa- Jessica Landis Dick Flynn- Wink Stone Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Special Agent Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Michelle Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt | |||