Home Skool w/ Andrew Rivers and Cory Michaelis (Cory Michaelis)

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by the one and only Myles Weber...well, there are probably other Myles Webers but the only comedian. That we know of. Anyway, he gives Andrew insight on how to respond (or not respond) to people who ghost him. But first we joke about sniffing out COVID, counting, not counting, and great tits & swallows. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers

Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Myles: @mylesweberjoker

TIn this week's ep. Andrew and Cory welcome our good friend and great comedian, Mike Coletta and his laugh. We joke about the incredibly important Vice Presidential debate and we guarantee that we'll never get on SNL and learn that we're not the fathers...Maury, Maury, Cory! As always, check out the Patreon for the video and pre-show prep. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers

Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Mike: @mecoletta

This week Andrew and I are south of this week's guest's border and that sounds way dirtier that it is. Susan Thompson is damn hustler and a killer comic. Check her out!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Susan: @susanthompsonhaha

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Listen to the end for a big announcement! No, Andrew didn't impregnate anyone (that he knows of). And our guest, Cavin Eggleston, is a former teacher who does now does comedy just like Cory. He pulled the trigger earlier than Cory (we didn't know that was possible) and already got an awesome break as a Steel City Arts Foundation grant recipient.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |  Cavin: @cavin_egg

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by Alvin Williams whose comedy special, "It's Gonna Get Better" is out now on Amazon Prime Video. We talk about that and Andrew's new "pandemic" special but first crack wise about the battle in the Dakotas, killing COVID with mouthwash, and sex phrases like "spitting image" (Urban Dictionary it...Cory had to). 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Alvin: @comicalvinwilliams

Just a little more BS-ing since we missed last week. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Cory and Andrew are back with jokes about the NFL, NBA, and Playboy reporters. Hit that subscribe button, listen to our past eps, and head over to Patreon for the video of our pretty faces and some other bonus content. patreon.com/HomeSkool.

Andrew Rivers: @andrewjrivers on all the things

Cory Michaelis: @corymichaeliscomedy on all the things

This week we change it up a bit and interview a brand spanking new comedian. So new that he hasn't done a show yet. Brent James Driscoll is an extremely talented film maker who happens to be working with Andrew on his upcoming album "For the Wrong Reasons" (releasing Oct. 19th). Brent is also pretty dang hilarious and is taking Cory's virtual comedy class. So, this ep. is just one big commercial for our careers. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Brent: @brentjamesdriscoll

https://www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/phillip-kopczynski-live-at-spokane-comedy-club/

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Andrew and Cory are back with a bang and a bahddie, Liz Stone who is a hilarious comedian you can check out every Wednesday for free on a virtual show - just go to https://zoomlivecomedy.com/. We yuck it up about how we handled this weird Thanksgiving, Trump's Twitter DM's, and period pieces. Then Liz kills it with stories from her new Vegas Melrose Place-like condo complex. You don't want to miss all her funny and sexy parties and Venmo jokes (@lizstonecomedy if you want to send her a tip...money, not your penis). 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Liz: @lizstonecomedy

Ah damn, we get ghosted by TV shows AND podcast guests. We talk about it all on today's pod and solve the Will Smith, Jada, and Chris Rock issue. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Dustin Nickerson is the GD best! His youth and early adulthood is almost exactly like Cory's but instead he stayed happy, married, and had kids...like a loser! He's a former youth pastor and current extremely hilarious and brilliant comic. He has a great perspective on comedy and provided some great fodder for the podder. Check it!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Dustin: @dustinnickerson

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Well, it was quite the week! Andrew saw Stanhope & introduced his parents to a future ex-girlfriend, we got ghosted by our guest (or maybe Andrew never really asked Brett Druck), and let's see, what else, I think that's it. Oh wait, Cory got COVID. Yikes! He no longer has symptoms and seems to be out of the woods - that's where he quarantined because he's basically homeless. Join the Patreon to support him. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy 

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Cory Michaelis has another podcast where he interviews strippers about their lives, what it's like to work in the clubs, and how we can all be better customers in their spaces. And, as a bonus, we figured we'd post an episode here. So, enjoy or ignore!

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This week, I (stand-up comedian Cory Michaelis) interview Alma (almacristinaaa) from Mexico. This one took us two tries because their was a shooting near her house before our first scheduled interview. That and other stories make this week’s episode a MUST listen.

Listen, subscribe, rate, and review if you're nasty.

Follow the pod and Cory on all the socials:
SW Instagram
Cory's Instagram
Cory's Facebook
Cory's Twitter
Cory's Only Fans ;)

As always, hop on our Patreon for the video and other bonus content.

Andrew and Cory welcome Jeremy Horn!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy | Jeremy Horn: @mrjeremyhorn

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by marijuana enthusiast and hilarious comedian, Tyler Smith. Producer and host of the amazing Dope Show - a comedy showcase in which comedians perform a sober set, take a short intermission to toke up, and get back on stage to perform under the influence!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Tyler: @highbs

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we welcome comedian, writer for Tosh.0, and creator of "Bummers", the booty shorts with dark facts on them, Madison Sinclair. We talk about a lot of shit but mostly Groupon tattoos and dental work. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Madison: @madisonsinclair

VIRTUAL COMEDY SHOWS: https://everettcomedy.com

Our friend and hilarious road warrior, DJ Sandhu joins us do discuss his porn star friends and more than friends as well as what jokes we like to do on the road.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  DJ: @djsandhu20

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

Andrew snags his tour manager, Jon, because it's hard to get guests. And, it turns into one of our funniest and most fascinating eps. yet. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy | Jon: @jonbander

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we interview royalty! King Pepper Snake aka Harry J. Riley is in studio (his house) and has some hot takes on hiking, monkey pox, SNL, and tiddies. Listen in.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |   Harry: @kingpeppersnake

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we have the hilarious, stylish, and perfect hair-lined Wilfred Padua. Wilfred roasts us pretty hard for the jokes with great quips like "I figured you were done with the jokes until Andrew clearly misread a word". Fun! And, this episode includes drop ins by some of our favorite past and future guests wishing Andrew a happy birthday. No idea how they figured out how to Zoom bomb us...we're gonna have to shore up our security.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |    Wilfred Padua @wilfredpadua

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we invited a very funny former comedy class student of mine and Andrew's, Jaci Terjeson. It's really exciting to watch a former student do well in comedy and even better to have them laugh at our amazing jokes. Unfortunately, she didn't do that much on this episode. Check it out and learn about Jaci balancing comedy and kiddos.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Jaci: @jaciterjcomedy

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week from Last Comic Standing and Dry Bar Comedy we welcome Tommy Ryman! The cardigan comes off for this awesome interview.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Andrew and Cory joke about Florida (always), schools re-opening, the "Japan Lizard", and the land of thighs. Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode: patreon.com/homeskool.

First Period: Monologue
Second Period: Cory watch a shootout at 2am in OKC
Third Period: Bad Corporate Gig
Fourth Period:  Free Britney!

This week we have one of the funniest comedians on land, sea, and in the air. He murders at clubs, dominates the cruise ship comedy game, and wisecracks with flight attendants (I assume). Cory's good buddy Spencer James hops on with the bald and beautiful for a fun one. Check it!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Spencer: @comedianspencer

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Cory and Andrew go solo...or tandem. We had a crazy couple weeks on tour (well Cory was local but he golfed a lot) so we didn't write jokes and wanted a chance to BS about it. Not sure any of y'all care but we're releasing it anyway!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

We took a week off so the jokes should be twice as good this episode but they absolutely are not. Lucky for us the guest is twice as good as who we were going to have last week. Don't even wanna talk about that loser! Shannon Whaley is a good friend who is talented, funny, and living her best life but would never call it that. Cory met her years ago at her first ever stand-up performance, developed a little crush, and then she moved as far away as possible a month before he got a divorce. She's says that was a coincidence but we all know better!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Shannon: @theshannonwhaley

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer 

This week Andrew ends his dry spell! We're all very excited for him. We don't do too much kissing and telling but mostly because it wasn't kissing...it was blowing. In his ear you pervs. Listen and laugh. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Jarret Berenstein: @jarretberenstein

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Andrew and Cory prepare for the election and recover from Halloween. Will it be Biden or Trump?? The guy who is in hiding and wears too big of a mask or the guy who hands out candy to children while not wearing a mask because his face is the only thing he doesn't like concealing. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers

Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by comedian and adult skateboarder Taylor Clark. Florida and PornHub are back in the news and thus back in the pod. Keep doing all you can to save the grandmas and remember to DM us for our free vaccine - we'll make sure to put a microchip in ours!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Taylor: @taylorclarkcomedy

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/everett-comedy-night-seattle-showcase-show-virtual-tickets-132842470405

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by accomplished comedian ("The Tonight Show") and podcast host ("Self-Helpless"), the hilarious Kelsey Cook. Kelsey has so many unique and interesting stories and is quite the guest...she's also quite the interviewer and had Cory and Andrew feeling like they were in therapy. After listening, check out her comedy special that's coming out on Epix February 26th (just take Kelsey's advice and snag the free trial).

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Kelsey: @kelseycookcomedy

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

Andrew and Cory are joined by our favorite doomsday prepper, Reverend Bart to talk, well, about EVERYTHING. We cut the episode down a bit but still wanted to give you a detail of all the topics we discussed...

0-2:13: Intro
3:13: Location of the bomb shelter
6:46: What history myths are we learning in school
9:00: Do you do drugs
10:00: What was your childhood like?
17: COVID Preview
18: Shopping for a bomb shelter?
21:00: How big of a bomb?
23:00: What's in the bomb shelter?
25:00: Any specific event in mind?
26:30: Did you have enough toilet paper?
28: Gas masks
31: Dream virus
34:00: Who would you eat first?
37:00: Where is your gun when you sleep?
43:00: Can you vote?
44 Guns laws
50: Gun show loopholes
56: 2nd Amendment
1:00: Should Andrew own a machine gun?
1:05: Supreme Court discussions
1:09: Can we fix the tension in the country?
1:16 Are the frogs gay?
1:18 Election predictions

Alright! We've decided to give you the full meal deal (but no Mexican Pizza) on the podcast but you can still get a little extra on Patreon. Andrew and Cory joke about Ron Jeremy's penis for a loooooong time, a bunch of other sexual stuff, and get pretty dark with some shooting jokes. Subscribe to our Patreon for the video of this episode and some other bonus content: patreon.com/homeskool.

1st period: Monologue
2nd period: Are school shooter drills safe for kids?
3rd Period: Virus Chat. Once again, Cory has reasonable takes. Andrew demands freedom!
4th period: Andrew watched a comedian get Boo'd off Zoom.

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by the person that we predict will soon be the most famous Armani in the world. It kinda helps that Giorgio got shot but that's beside the point. Ricci Armani is hilarious and charming and enlightens us a bit about gay culture during this last 18 months.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Ricci: @ricci_armani

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

We have a celebrity guest this week! It's just Andrew...he's been in the gossip tabloids all week after quipping about Bachelorette Katie Thurston while she was at a show. In addition, we have a hilarious member of the bald brethren (that sound like a cult), Luke Severeid. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Luke Severeid: @lukesevereid

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week's guest has kids in school and does NOT want to home school them so we spend this episode solving the school shooting problem. If anyone knows about mass shootings it's 3 white guys. We think the episode is still funny. Let us know!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |   Tyler: @tylerboeh

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Andrew and Cory are back at it and this time they welcome their buddy Phil Kop-sin-ski (Kopczynski) to riff until he realizes he might be sleeping on the couch if he doesn't help with staining the deck (DM him for deck pics). So much happened this week in the world, it was hard to keep up with. I mean Trump got COVID and...that's pretty much all anyone's talking about and he loves it so we decided to also talk about it. Jokes about all that, the debates, and the NFL followed by chatting about some of our weirdest Tinder stories and Andrew's new celebrity dating app. Head on over to Patreon for are pretty faces and a brand new idea - video of how the bread is made...you can see how we prep. for each episode! Patreon.com/homeskool

Cory and Andrew welcome our wonderful friend, comedian Monica Nevi and cross our fingers that her patented laugh/snort makes an appearance (I think we got her once during the monologue). 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers

Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Monica: @monicanevi

We're back! And I doubt any of you noticed we left. This week for our social hour we have the creator and host of The Social Hour, Deece Casillas. He's a comedian, baller, and shot caller but not a shot taker - 2 years sober from alcohol but not averse to taking shrooms. Among other things, we talk micro-dosing and how he's never ever traveled with drugs.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Deece: @deececomedy

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by comedian and podcaster ("A Drunken Night Out") Ken Hamlett. We give away his address and other personal info. so be sure to listen so you can steal his ID. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Ken: @kenhamlett

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/everett-comedy-night-seattle-showcase-show-virtual-tickets-132842470405

This week we welcome comedian and German, mormon look-a-like Bo Johnson. We chat about his parents being massage therapists and a bunch of awkward stories about dating and what we believed about sex when we were kids. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Bo Johnson: @theboscout

VIRTUAL COMEDY SHOWS: https://everettcomedy.com

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by their new friend and future, personal therapist Joe "Mr D." Dombrowski. Joe is a hilarious comedian on stage and online. You're missing out if you don't follow him or see him live. And, you're in luck! Following him online is easy and seeing him live is an option - he has a nationwide tour this year!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Joe: @mrdtimes3

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Cory and Andrew go solo...or tandem or maybe duo. We didn't have a plan per se but ended up talking about hell gigs and how to be funny without being dicks. Oh, and we talked about The Bachelor.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we talk sex club comedy shows and parenting with our hilarious and eccentric friend from Portland, Todd Armstrong. Portland's the weirdest city in America and Todd runs the weirdest comedy show in the city so you know it's nuts - which is what you'll probably see if you go to the show. We got to talk to him for about a half hour until his little one pops in and charms our socks off. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  | Todd: @armTODDstrong

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we have the hilarious Mike Cronin fresh off of his album recording in Raleigh, NC. It comes out in December, it's called "Thick Worm", it's going to be hilarious, and yes that's a dick reference. Check out the ep. and then check out his podcast "Mr. Cheeks" on all the platforms. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Mike: @bonesnake3

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by clever, ambitious, and very funny Dave Neal. Dave's Bachelor Nation recaps have become insanely popular in the pandemic to the point that the most recent Bachelorette even saw them in her hotel room while she was on the show...allegedly. Also, on this episode we reveal that Andrew isn't the only one to canoodle with someone from Bachelor Nation - Cory has also!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Dave: @dnealz and @sexactuallypod

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we got southern like Brian Kelly with this week's Louisiana native, Chase Mayers. He's the co-host of Buckets of Duckets and a hilarious comedian then Cory and Andrew can't follow. Check him out on the road and on the internet. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Chase: @chasemayers

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Andrew and Cory react to election day (week). After a week long depression and then celebration bender, they take aim at the state of the union and the states of the union. Get your shit together Florida...what's that? Oh, Nevada...wait, Pennsylvania!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers

Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by comedian and good person, Mary Lou Gamba. Tune in to learn how Tennis has replaced Tinder while she's been in quarantine.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Mary Lou: @marylou.gamba

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/everett-comedy-night-seattle-showcase-show-virtual-tickets-132842470405

Oh boy! This week Andrew went from a LONG dry spell to moving in with someone. We're all very excited for him. It's just his tour roommate Jarret Berenstein but still. Jarret is a writer, comedian, producer and Time Out New York's Critic's Pick. Listen and follow his ass. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Jarret Berenstein: @jarretberenstein

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Tone, Tony, Toni! Martinez, former GM of Tacoma Comedy Club and current GM of the St. Louis Helium Comedy Club joins us for...part of the pod. We lost him halfway through but you gotta check out his club. Also, this week we had some killer jokes and fun conversation so listen to the end!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by "Dry Bar Comedy" Kind, Brad Upton. They talk about how eager they are to take the vaccine so they can go back to not getting laughs in person. As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Brad: @braduptoncomedy

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/everett-comedy-night-seattle-showcase-show-virtual-tickets-132842470405

This week we welcome comedian and actor Danny Jolles fresh off of his comedy special "6 Parts" and appearance in a Subway commercial with Megan Rapinoe. Danny enlightens us on the particulars of filming a comedy special at 6 different non-comedy venues and roasts us about our fruit-themed jerk off jokes. He's a peach and that isn't one of them. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Danny Jolles: @dannyjolles

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by a much funnier and more handsome Andrew, Andrew Sleighter, currently from Portland, Oregon. Also, Andrew Rivers writes these descriptions. "Sleighter" as he's known in Seattle and on Saved By the Bell, is one of the funniest comedians to come out of Seattle - he's been on Conan, has a great album and Dry Bar Comedy special out and is about to record another album/special in Portland on October 16th. Follow him and check it out.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Andrew: @andrewsleighter and The Cavalry Podcast

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Cleveland rocks! This week we're excited to have Mary Santora whose album "Hillbilly Boujee" drops THIS week. We not only joke about stinky pussies (Cory and Andrew) but also have quite the therapy sesh. Listen to the end to hear one of my favorite roast jokes ever - and it involves my Seattle Mariners. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Mary: @marysantoracomedy

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by comedian and host of the "Best Champions" podcast, Mike Masilotti. Mike has been busy getting busy with doctor girlfriend and opening up podcast studios that he's about to be evicted from. He's also been writing a bunch of new material since filming his "Dry Bar" special but they're all about his girlfriend - a tactic to make her stay with him. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Mike: @mikemasilotti 

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

This week we welcome our good buddy Neeraj (knee-rodge) Srinivasan (I have no idea). He's a very funny comedian who's had his comedy hub be Boise, Portland, Long Beach, and now Los Angeles. And, he has a brand new show at the famed Hollywood Improv called "Thirst Trap" that you gotta check out if you're in LA. Cory's audio stinks and his Amazon delivery dude needed a signature for all the alcohol he bought but it is STILL a very funny episode. Check it out.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Neeraj: @nipsdontlie

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Cory and Andrew are back with more jokes about the rise of fires and demise of their careers. God doesn't want us to perform but we won't listen! Regardless, we're gonna keep doing our podcast with jokes about everything that's going on in this wild, wild world. This week go after conspiracy theorists, Congress, and Uranus. Hit that subscribe button, listen to our past eps, and head over to Patreon for the video of our pretty faces and some other bonus content. patreon.com/HomeSkool.

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by comedian and eligible bachelor, Chris Mejia. Chris gives us an education on the tv masterpiece, The Bachelor on the same week we talk about how we're rabid fans of our friend Katie who brought a rabbit vibrator on the first episode of...The Bachelor. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Chris: @tophermejia and "We Didn't Get a Rose"

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

Another fun podcast. Cory and Andrew join up in person in Portland as these two smoke shows try to navigate a killer monologue full of jokes about wildfires, riots and viruses.

We continue to recap some road stuff, we discuss if homework is good or bad, Cory was audited, just like Trump but he gives out his phone number and then Andrew gets a DM from a lady in the middle of the show and we break it down live because we doubt anybody listens.

Watch the vid and get extra content at Patreon.com/homeskool

Andrew and Cory joke about Florida (always), Grannies Robotic dogs, Portland "burning down", and German sex stuff. Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode: patreon.com/homeskool.

First Period: Jokes!
Second Period: Weekly Check in
Third Period: Winning the Lottery
Fourth Period: Home Economics
Fifth Period: Andrew got Ghosted
Sixth Period: TikTok Stealing Secrets

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by one of our favorite Pacific Northwest comedians, Kermet Apio. Who is by far the sweetest and most empathetic comic we know but is also extremely funny, well-liked, and opinionated - so don't cross him!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Kermet: @KermetApio

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

We sit down (in 3 separate rooms) with Maxi Witrack so three 6's can laugh and chat. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy | Maxi: @maddmaxi

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by Drew Barth - comedian, radio talk show personality, and all around great guy. He's also going to be on Cory's virtual comedy show next Sunday (link below) and he roasts us pretty hard - one of his specialties. We also joke about football and CTE which is fitting because Drew got hit by a car a couple years ago and got a TBI. The monologue is a bit jumbled like Drew's brain - feel free to give us shit. We make fun of him for that because he won't remember. As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Drew: @drewbarth

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/everett-comedy-night-w-drew-barth-virtual-tickets-129639010771

Alright! 5 episodes in, now we're cookin'. No internet problems either! Andrew and Cory joke about Florida (always), the national political party conventions, terrible sports broadcasters, and Carbi B's Cardi P. Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode: patreon.com/homeskool.

1st period: Monologue
2nd period: Cardi B and WAP and Dirty Sex Talk
3rd period: Squirting at Strip clubs
4th Period: More Sexy Talk. Sneaky Sex?

Andrew and Cory welcome Josh Firestine! And he tells us a great story about breaking up a fight in the audience while he was working at a club...as the headliner.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy | Josh: @josh_firestine

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

For this week's episode, y'all can decide what GOAD stands for (Greatest of All D____) but we can confirm he's a great guest. We talk about what it was like to become a stay-at-home custodian during the pandemic and how that made him question custody of his kids. But he doesn't just bully his family, he also bullies movies on his hilarious YouTube series with John Beuhler. Sorry the episode is a little late - Cory got locked out of the account because Zoom didn't like that he was logging in from Canada. Welp, Zoom, Cory also didn't like being in Canada. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Duane: @duanegoad and "Movie Bullies" on YouTube

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we welcome Cory's brother from a different mother the hilarious and hand-tattooed Scott Losse (Loss-E). Scott looked at COVID as an opportunity to retire his jokes and take a break from comedy so when it's fully back he can rise like a Phoenix from the ashes of the rubble that is stand-up (and Seattle) with a new act. He joins us for one of his first forays back in comedy.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Scott: @scottlosse

VIRTUAL COMEDY SHOWS: https://everettcomedy.com
 

Alright! We've decided to give you the full meal deal on the podcast but you can still get a little extra on Patreon. Andrew and Cory joke Earl Thomas & brotherly love, the RNC, all of the acronyms we can't trust, shootings and protests and then talk about us shooting guns and secret shopping. Subscribe to our Patreon for the video of this episode and some other bonus content: patreon.com/homeskool.

First Period: A monologue of topical jokes :)
Second Period: Cory and Andrew shoot guns at a gun range.
Third Period: Cory breaks down the RNC platform. We get a tad political.
Fourth Period: Andrew was a secret shopper

Welcome back to Home Skool #4

First Period: Monologue

Second Period: Andrew went to a gym. Not on zoom!

Third Period: is COVID as bad as we think?

Fourth Period:  School talk

Cory had slow WiFi, so the audio/video sync looks weird on occasion but we fixed it as often as possible.

This week Cory and Andrew welcome comedy producer extraordinaire, Brandon Lewin. Brandon is founder and CEO of Big Laugh Comedy based out of Austin and is on the forefront of helping it become the next big comedy city. Forget Joe Rogan bringing his sweaty bald head (it's okay, we can say that because Cory has one too) to Austin, Brandon is the one creating stage time for all the comedians there. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Brandon: @biglaughcomedynetwork
VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

We're on repeats! Well, re-bookings. But this one is a good one because Josh Firestine has a roasting podcast and is perfect for our pod. Enjoy me and Trevor Warrants (Andrew) talking to him. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Josh: @josh_firestine

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

When it comes to women, late is the worst but with podcasts it's better than nothing. Cory and Andrew roll solo...or duo this week and talk about Andrew's sexcapades in Canada. Enjoy!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Andrew had to run errands* with his mom so we canceled on our guest (sorry Kris Shaw!) and went for it solo. It's so weird to tell our monologue jokes solo so we kinda incorporated them into our chat instead. Enjoy!

*pick up weed

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy 

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Cory and Andrew welcome local comedy up-and-comer as well as Tik Tok star, Todd Royce. Todd has used his super sharp wit and a clever bit with a catch phrase to amass almost 500,000 followers on his Tik Tok (and he got 403 during the hour that we were recording with him). Check out the ep. and definitely follow him (and me and Andrew) on TT. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Todd: @toddroyceXXL

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

Cory and Andrew take on Florida, Trump, taxes, Kanye, and Betsy Devos. Find the full episode at patreon.com/homeskool 

First period (Monologue): jokes about Florida, Trump, and opening schools!
Second Period (Fake Ad.): Trojan Condoms
Third Period (Geography): how road comedy has been going
Fourth Period (Phys. Ed.): hiking and golfing with Karens
Fifth Period (Potpurri): cheating in school, musicals, and white privilege.
Sixth Period (VisuoSpacial): Trump cognitive test #personwomanmancameraTV

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by the 3rd place finisher of America's Got Talent Ryan Niemiller. He's the 3rd most talented person in America! And, he would have won America's Got Talons because, in his words, he has "weird as shit" arms. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Ryan: @cripplethreat8

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by "Meatloaf" safe word user Gabriel Rutledge - one of the funniest comedians ever from the Pacific Northwest. Among other things, we're gonna talk about how Gabe is going to do Dubai in a few months.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Gabe: @gaberutledge

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Can't 69 with 3 people so Cory and Andrew do this episode as a duo this week. Lots of jokes and even more meaningless and mindless chatter. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by their good buddy who plays an excellent bro on Portlandia, JR Berard.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  JR Berard: @berardjr

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Andrew and Cory welcome Andrew's Tinder match and fellow comedian, Morgan Anderson from Sacramento. We dabble in some 9/11 jokes, history jokes, and talking about Morgan's cancer puss because we know what our fans like. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers

Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Morgan: @itsthemorganator

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by a celebrity guest! Andrew's dad, the much more famous, Bob Rivers. It's a riveting chat that includes drug arrests, Only Fans education, and lots of "back in my day" disagreements. It's a long one (Bob was a radio show host for 30+ years) but it's good until the vey end - check it out!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Bob: @bobriversshow

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Cory and Andrew welcome hilarious comedian and owner of Cory's other podcast ("Stripper Whisperer"), Casey McLain. Casey didn't get most of our jokes because he doesn't pay attention to politics or pop culture because "who needs that shit??" (nod to one of mine and Casey's other favorite comedy podcasts, "Local News" w/ Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone). Why are we promoting other podcasts in our podcast description?? Doesn't show much confidence! Listen in anyway!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Casey @thecaseymclain

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

We're both busy on the road this week so we pre-recorded a fun chat about Andrew's opportunity to audition for Montreal's Just For Laughs - the biggest comedy festival in the world.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy 

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Cory and Andrew go solo...or tandem. We had a crazy weekend selling out two theaters and a total of 750 seats. So, we didn't write jokes and wanted a chance to BS about it. Not sure any of y'all care but we're releasing it anyway!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

We're excited to have our ghost write, Phillip Kopczynski, on the show this week. He's hilarious and it's a fun episode but also, he has a new special out (filmed at Spokane Comedy Club - one of the best in the country) and we think it's great and want all our listeners to give it a look and a listen. 

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Phillip: @phillipkopczynski

https://www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/phillip-kopczynski-live-at-spokane-comedy-club/

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Andrew and Cory are joined by the hilarious and handsome James Hancock who doesn't just do comedy but, according to him, also acts and models. We get it James! James doesn't hold back on heckling us - starting 30 seconds into the episode. Check it out and laugh at us with him. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  James: @hancockcomedy

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

Cory and Andrew shake it up a little this week by moving the podcast release to Tuesdays and appropriately swapping stories with Mark Normand -co-host of "Tuesdays with Stories". In addition to being hilarious and quick-witted, Mark is one of the hardest working fellas in standup and is constantly writing jokes and talking comedy. It was super fun to open mic some of our stinkers with him riffing and razzing. 

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Mark Normand: @marknorm (Twitter) & @marknormand (IG) 

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

We're back with a guest and it's last week's absentee, Brett Druck aka Steve Hofstetter's bitch - his words, I always thought that title was held by Andrew. Brett is hilarious and you should check him out live and on his podcast with past guest Jarrett Berenstein, "Is This Anything?"

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy   |   Brett: @brettdruck

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Coming in Hot! This week we have the hilarious Nate Abshire on the podcast. Voted "Funniest Comic in the Twin Cities" and with his wonderful debut album "Coming in Hot", Nate makes a great and funny guest. Also, he kicked Andrew's ass in Helium Comedy's "Coast to Coast Roast Battle" so he holds a soft spot in my heart. Give it a listen!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Nate: @nateabshire

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Our good buddy and dream crusher, Trixx, pops in to determine if we need to be canceled. He's the winner of the World Series of Comedy and the Boston Comedy Festival and is killing it on IG. Give him a follow!

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy | Trixx: @comediantrixx

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

Oh my! This week Andrew and Cory welcome a comic who has been killing it the last few years - taking his Dry Bar Comedy fame and successfully turning it into a huge following like we've been trying to do. This week we make jokes about women in the monologue and talk about cancel culture like the toxic men we are! Seriously, though, listen to our takes - they aren't all bad.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Zoltan: @zoltancomedy

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com

Instead of taking a week off, Andrew and Cory hop on a call to talk Thanksgiving, our upcoming tour, and nuance in life and comedy.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy

Andrew's album: https://TheLaughButtonRecords.lnk.to/AndrewFA

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week Cory and Andrew are joined by their good buddy, the hilarious comedian and philosopher, Chris "Bowers" Bowers. Listen in to learn why he thinks death is the answer to all of the world's problems.

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Chris Bowers: @bowerscomedy

Cory's Other Podcast: Stripper Whisperer

This week we have our favorite giggler, Jose Bolanos on the pod. Jose has been taking a break from the stage (and vodka) but working like crazy in his new role on the Brooke and Jeffrey morning radio show that is syndicated all across American and some of Canada (Ottawa and *Edmonds according to Jose). Listen in!

As always, check out the Patreon for the video. Patreon.com/homeskool.

Andrew: @andrewjrivers  |  Cory: @corymichaeliscomedy  |  Jose: @hilariousjose

VIRTUAL COMEDY: https://everettcomedy.com