Hold My Popcorn (The Back Row Network)

For week 2 of their Halloween movie month, the boys watched the oddly sensual vampire cult classic: Fright Night! 

The boys were shocked by how sexy Chris Sarandon was in this movie, and that’s all we can say for now…so download the episode and just listen to it! 

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Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games. 

Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images of tits, book worms, old men running, murdering the Irish so they can be your slaves in the afterlife, nefarious wives, the Irish in Africa, Sam Jackson being oddly calm, cross referencing the same pair of tits, and Sean Bean dying in the most Sean Bean way possible

Patriot Games stars Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Patrick Bergin, Sean Bean, Thora Birch, Samuel L. Jackson, Polly Walker, and James Earl Jones.

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Some people have too much will to live.

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An adventure 100 episodes in the making: That’s right for their 100th movie episode the boys are going back to where it all started and rewatched the Spielberg classic Jurassic Park!

Where were the parents of that effeminate boy that Grant threatens to gut with a raptor claw?  How did they bring back the extinct plants? How did Sam Jackson keep that cig in his mouth? How drunk was Malcom when he lit that flair inside of the car and thought he could outrun a T Rex? Why didn’t we get a Jaws/Quint like death from Mauldoon? And where the hell did that Trex come from at the ending of the movie!?

Once the movie talk comes to an end, the gang dives into the 2 alternate endings that almost happened, as well as their dream recasting, and typical closing out stuff…just listen and you will find out. 

This was a good one folks, so hold on to your butts.

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The gang finally wraps up the Harry Potter series! Topics include Neville’s romps after the final battle, Snape’s odd line delivery in the great hall, Voldemort inviting all his friends into the woods so they can watch him beat up a child.

Also, Why did Voldemort give Snape such a violent death when he kills his enemies in a quick and painless way? Why didn’t Voldemort check to see if Harry was dead himself, or better yet, hit him with another killing curse just to make sure? What was up with Neville’s upper cut decapitation swing to the snake?

All of this as well as multiple comparisons to Jurassic Park, and the gangs alternative version of the epilogue on an all new Hold My Popcorn! 

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On a very special mini episode the boys try out a new pilot spinoff titled Mouth Breathers! First up, people who take selfies at inappropriate places.

Places include: concentration camps, religious sites, Hitlers bunker/ gravel parking lot, construction sites, slugs, and even falling off cliffs!

Tim also makes a special announcement. 

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For the last episode of the decade the boys each select the top movie they are looking forward to seeing in 2020. 

Spoiler alert: The movies mentioned are Dune, Wonder Woman 1984, and Bad Boys For Life.

Relatable topics include Olivia Munn’s leaked texts, holding popcorn tubs with holes in the bottom of it, a peeing in Boston public alley contest, and getting fat! 

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Marty’s mom has got it goin’ on. 

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Several white trash New England fishermen decide to fight Mother Nature…and they lost. 

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Space truckers from the East India Company are woken from their nap too early AND THEN THINGS JUST GET WORSE! For week 3 of space month, the boys watched the other 70’s space movie that completely revolutionized the sci fi genre in the sticky, sweaty, chest bursting, cult classic Alien! 

The boys talk about Ash’s decision to try and kill Ripley with a magazine, Dallas’s marital problems, this Xenormorph being the Rudy of space, blow job trauma, and butt bursters...

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The boys watch the last Lethal Weapon movie which means Tim now has nothing to look forward to. 

Where did that massive ghost ship come from? Why doesn’t anyone in LA stop while there’s a high speed shootout?

Also discussed: Rome in the dark ages, choosing Leo or Butters, and in the wrap up section the boys come up with 3 spin off’s to Lethal Weapon 4.

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Or you could call it Medieval poprock and historical inaccuracies. 

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On our final Christmas episode the boys discuss Adam Sandler winning an Oscar, the unrealistic take on New York City where not a single hooker muged Kevin, Max and John attack Tim for picking the last Jack Frost episode, the queer guy eye team fixing up the Grinch, as well as Ric Flair, and Michael Bay films being written around exposition set.

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For Week 2 of our Indiana Jones mini series, the boys watched the first, awful prequel made by George Lucas, and they hated that the film lacked a good villain, plot, characters, and acting! 

Why don’t they have any character background on Short Round, and isn’t it a little weird that this 35 year old man is traveling around Asia with a 10 year old boy? If the plane was owned by the bad guys, why wouldn’t they just shoot them when they were still in the airport? And what’s the point of flying 2,000 miles and jumping out into the middle of the world’s largest mountain range?  Why didn’t they rip Willie’s heart out during the sacrifice? What if Christopher Lambert’s Raiden from Mortal Kombat was in this? 

Also discussed: inbreed British crocodiles, Harrison Ford not being as jacked as he thinks, pre-production issues, trivia, Kate Capshaw being annoying as hell, and the gang decides if Kali Mai would be a better name for a death metal band or a cocktail.

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A young prince, exiled by his murderous gang leader uncle, grows up in a bug eating fringe community. After having a lucid vision of his dead dad in the clouds, the prince returns home to take the throne while his dictator uncle is eaten alive by his own army of killers…this week the boys watched the family friendly Disney classic The Lion King!

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It’s 2020 and the boys are starting a new mini series titled “It’s new to me!” Where each week one of the guys selects a movie they have never seen but always wanted to watch, and for round one Max selected the 1988 nonsense kicking classic Bloodsport, staring Jean Claude Van Damme!

Topics include the fact that this is a secret underground fighting tournament that isn’t a secret at all and everyone is really friendly. The numerous plot points that go nowhere, the fact that the movie already assumes that Chong Li is the villain before he’s even introduced, Jackson being a fat Macho Man Randy Savage, and punching below the belt.

Also discussed food position on New Years eve, King Leopold’s Congo, and which Oscar winners are the most likely to punch you in the face. 

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This week on their 9 to 5 series, the boys watched the over-the-top campy movie: Batman Forever, and the episode goes off the rails real quick! 

Max, a diehard Batman fan, explains the preproduction history of why this movie turned out so badly right before the gang rips into the plot: Tommy Lee Jones’s normal side of his face having more scares than his Nerds candy  purple and pink sided face, Nicole Kidman - who was still married to Tom Cruise at the time  - doing a movie with Iceman, the absurd Two Face courtroom origin scene, Robin, who is suppose to be an underaged ward of the state,  looking like a 37-year-old male prostitute fighting off a bunch of glow in the dark Darth Mauls,  Alfred being a liability, Two Face and the Riddler ripping into their brainwave bong, the batman butt jiggle shot in the second suit up montage, the almost full penny porno scene in front of the bat signal, and more! Donald Trump even stops by to warn everyone that the suburbs will turn into a Gotham neon nightmare if Joe Biden is elected. 

Batman 4EVEERRRR was directed by Joel  Schumacher and stars Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, and Chris O’Donnell.

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Cops. Robbers. Pacino. De Niro. Cocaine. Ashley Judd’s Ass. Gunfire. Cocaine. A few nouns that capture the ultimate divorced dad movie: Heat! 

Max and Tim loved this movie while John acted like a burnt out 20 year homicide vet and didn’t really care for it because the boys had to wait 2 weeks to actually record this episode. 

Pacino’s over the top coke fueled performance keeps you engaged in this 3 hour movie, Buffalo Bill dies for the second time in four episodes, Val Kilmer is a top notch Robin to De Niro’s Batman, and Michael Mann makes everyone look cool. 

What else is there to say? Just listen to the episode if you’re a sucker for this movie, you will enjoy it. 

Heat stars Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Jon Voight, Tom Sizemore, Diane Venora, Amy Brenneman, Ashley Judd, Mykelti Williamson, Natalie Portman, and Ted Levine

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The boys are starting their 007 debut series where they will be reviewing each entry of a new Bond actor, but in reverse order.

First up is the initial Daniel Craig appearance where he stars as a murderous psychopath who is granted a license to kill. 

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A Piñata of Death

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A film that takes place on a fake lake that is not named Lake Placid. 

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What Yeeeaaaarrrrr!!!??

The boys time traveled too far and forgot to introduce the show, which doesn’t matter because they had plenty to talk about regarding one of the greatest sci fi/ time travel movies of all time in The Terminator. 

The boys droll over Arnie’s body, yellow page stalking, phone sex, the choice to have the hero be named Kyle, awful love scenes in movies, dogs biting cohosts on air, and much more! 

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In week 2 of their “Summer of 9 to 5” the gang watched the highest grossing film of the year, and one of Max’s all time favorites in  Die Hard with a Vengeance! 

The boys talk about how funny this movie is, the poor fashion choices by Jeremy Irons, angry water, the odd references to both Hillary and Donald Trump, a balding hungover Bruce Willis looking better than his skinny Mr Clean look that he rocks today, and thinking back on the times when Willis still gave an effort in his movies, and much more!

Die Hard with a Vengeance was directed by John McTiernan, and stars Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson, and Jeremy Irons.

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The first movie of the already awful 2021 takes us to the futuristic year of 2032 where the liberals have made America so soft that they need to defrost Sylvester Stallone in order to fight a black criminal, in Demolition Man! 

The boys go into specific detail regarding that amazing action packed opening as well as Stallone’s freakish physique in this movie, the odd no touching social distance high fives, random yabbos, the amazing swearing machine that John hated, loaded guns inside a museum, what to do with the 3rd seashell (hint it has something to do with that VR sex scene)   

And why did they pick to go only 36 years into the future and what the hell happened in between?

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We are now on to one of the most boring HP films in the franchise. 

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#blacklivesmatter

Recorded on 12/22 but who really cares because what’s changed between then and now? Timmy leads a night that most of the hosts already forgot as Max, Bill, John, and Mike battle it out in 3 rounds of bar trivia to see who will win the coveted price of a 45th anniversary Jaws DVD Box set. 

Trivia Topics include:

• Classic Christmas Movie Trivia
• Hollywood Trivia
• Sports
• Great Hollywood Turtlenecks
• Bob Kraft Improv 
• Is it in Austria or Australia?
• Rudy Giuliani/ Mike Pence 

The boys get real punch drunk and also just plain ole' drunk around the 57 min mark during the final round of trivia where they talk about drunken Christmas parties from the past, the TB12 method, and the show stopping Rudy Giuliani/ Mike Pence erotica. 

So if you miss bar trivia, bars, trivia in general, interacting with humans, getting drunk, making an ass of yourself, or laughing at the expense of others look no further because this special has it all! 

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This week HMP is covering 2 early season Law and Order SVU episodes and our resident SVU expert Tim will be leading the shows! 

First up- Season 3 Episode 2: Wrath

The police and FBI join together to investigate a series of murders, which are all linked to Detective Benson's cases. Ohhh this one has murdered bodies inside of a body farm, multiple leads that go nowhere, and we learn that Benson still sleeps on a pull out couch! 

You don't have to watch the specific episode to enjoy this episode. Just listen to the boys live, laugh, and love as they discuss the brutal rape and murder of several innocent people in an episode that doesn't have a happy ending. 

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Lets be frank (Hi Frank!) these kids weren't going to do much with their lives anyways, and we all know that their kids would do less, so wasn't Freddy just doing everyone a favor? 

Listen to that hot take that no one asked for and much more, so put on your favorite crop top football jersey, grab that portable TV, and snuggle into bed with the boys for 90 minutes…and whatever you do, DON’T. FALL. ASLEEP! 

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The boys are back and they are talking about a movie that isn’t as good as they remembered…or hoped with the 1995 video game action adaptation Mortal Kombat.

Why is the Japanese God of lightning played by Christopher Lambert? And is Lambert actually Thomas Jane, an android, or just a bad actor? What was going on during this scorpion Johnny Cage fight? Why does the entire movie set look like a party city display? Did they forgot to film 20% of this movie?

Besides the plot points topics include casting what if’s, Sonja being a bad b,  Michael Jackson being one of the fighter characters, Australian rednecks, and John forgot to record for the first 40 minutes of the episode so enjoy his crappy Skype audio quality!

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It’s May the 4th, so the boys watched one of the most influential films ever made: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope! 

Sit back and scream at your phone as the boys discuss Jawa’s being the crackheads of the galaxy, R2D2 being a sassy teenager, C-3PO being a baby back bitch, Leia coming in hot with some big dick energy, Obi Wan acting like a drunk Bob Dylan impersonator, the empire’s missed opportunity to turn the destruction of the Death Star into their Pearl Harbor, and those horrific added CGI scenes. Don’t worry; the gang has a lot to say about Han firing first as well as that awful super imposed Jabba scene. 

To top it off, Tim can’t seem to remember a single character’s name in this movie. 

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Ho-ho-ho! Christmas (and Tim) came early this year. As a heads up, this is a commentary track, but you can still enjoy the conversation without playing the movie in the background. 

Few topics discussions include: What would Mel Gibson’s career look like today if he had called a cab instead of getting into the most costly DUI of all time, the status of lethal weapon 5, Gary Busey’s fantastic fashion style, how much eggnog is too much, Murtaugh blaming Riggs for all of his life problems even though he just met him the day prior, Mel Gibsons grunts, and much more!

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Week 2 of our 007 debut series as the boys watched Pierce Brosnan’s first appearance in GoldenEye: The movie that was not as good as they remembered. 

Former cohost Papa Paco makes his first appearance in 2 years as the boys talk about drunk Russians, sneaky tanks, bad riddles, Austin Powers, 60’s sound effects, and a bunch of other crap that may offend the uninitiated.

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This week Max, Bill, and John break down their selection of movies to watch on Valentines Day. You don’t need to like romantic movies to enjoy this episode, so break out the wine and chocolate, turn on your favorite streaming fireplace video, and get the lube ready because this episode is going to be HAWT AND SWEATY. 

In week 2 of ladies month, Tim’s bride-to-be selected the 1965 classic The Sound of Music and immediately regretted her decision as the boys went off the rails immediately.

Tim rants about the departure of Mookie Betts and the movie Mandy before the boys get into some fun, drunken, and horny facts about Christopher Plummer - aka Captain Von Trapp  - and the actual plot of the movie (5:23 mark) 

Topics include: Maria getting the nunnery and a sorority mixed up, the real reason for having a hall full of mirrors, Christophers Plummer’s weird chin, Hitler watching this movie in a war crime rec room, the lyrics of 16 going on 17, the weird cheese and tomato picnic, the shock of Von Trapp not hitting Maria during their blow out argument, and explosions! 

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Holden McNeely, cohost of Wizard And The Bruiser and Page 7 podcasts, joins the show to talk about wanting to wear Emma Thompson’s skin, lessons his grandmother taught him, and, of course, the 3rd Harry Potter film: The Prisoner of Azkaban!  

Topics include: piles of dead kids on the quidditch pitch, spider night terrors, recreational drugs in the Wizarding World, Lupin giving Harry candy, Hermione being the real MVP of this film, and more. 

Also, what would a real 13 year old do with an invisibility cloak, time travel machine, and a map that shows the whereabouts of everyone in the castle? Hint: it starts with "master" and ends with "bate." Why didn’t Lupin or Sirius take 5 seconds to tell the kids that they didn’t want to kill them? How could Lupin not know there was a full moon?  And how about the irony of being a werewolf and having your last name translate to Wolf in Latin?

Also, Max shares a story about Emma Watson being teased at Brown and much more on an all new episode, so hide your kids because this show is about to get nasty. 

TV/ Movie recommendations:

Bill- Firefly 

Holden- Mrs America

Tim- Law & Order SUV…not SVU

Max- Rear Window 

John- Ken Burn’s Country Music…actually all and any Ken Burns docs for that matter

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There's never enough time…for Belgian Yogurt 

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Carolina Hidalgo from The Last Podcast Network’s “No Dogs and Space” and “Movie Signs With The Mads” joins Hold My Popcorn to discuss the super gothic and super horny 1992 horror film Dracula directed by Frances Ford Coppola. 

The boys and their first ever LAAADDYY (insert Bill Burr voice) guest talk about the main plot points of this visually strange movie. Highlights include: 

Keanu’s horrific English accent, Gary Oldman’s solid C cup on top of his head, vampire freaks in the sheets and where did they come from,  bite victims finding ways to take their top off, bad optics for tongues, how casual Anthony Hopkins was in this movie, using robots as your goons, the movie Air Force One, the weird anticlimactic ending, and living your #bestun-life! 

Also, who cleaned up all the blood in Lucy’s room? 

Quarantine movie recommendations from the Hold My Popcorn crew include:

• The Invisible Man (2020)
• The Witch (2015)
• Night of the Creeps (1986)
• House (1985)
• Waxwork (1988)

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No new ep this week, just Dr Dan.

Enjoy

Due to their jobs the boys couldn't get together this week so instead we are releasing our Die Hard episode from several years ago. 

What kind of company holds a Christmas Party on Christmas Eve? What was better the McClain Christmas note on Tony or Hans reading it out loud? Who hired the police emergency line staff? Why didn’t anyone hear all the gunfire on top of the building, and are tables bullet proof? The answer is no.

Lots more are discussed including family matters and extremely inappropriate Urkle commentary, Mcclain’s obsession with a particular female body part, and Snickers bars.

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In week 6 of our Harry Potter movie series the gang discuss the movie where Harry continues to do a horrific job of spying on people.

Is the Liquid luck the same stuff  from Big Trouble in Little China and why aren’t good and bad wizards drinking liquid luck all the time? Does butterbeer get your drunk and what happens if you cast a spell when you’re hammered? Why did the Death Eaters burn the Weasly’s house then just leave? 

Lot more is discussed I just didn’t feel like typing it here…so you better just download the ep and find out for yourself! 

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The boys are back with a new snow themed mini series and first up is Die Hard on a mountain aka Cliffhanger starting a slimmer Sylvester Stallone, Michael Rooker as a good guy, and John Lithgow with a flawless British accent. 

Nothing but the highest audio quality for this one as Tim forgot to record the first hour of the show so enjoy that. 

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Behold! The most explosive, action packed, bloated, and adjective filled movie review podcast in the game, HOLD MY POPCORN!! ::!BLLAAMM KAABBOOMM PHEW PHEW PHEWW:: 

Hold My Popcorn is a movie review podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously while still discussing a new film each week at length. 

Still not sure if HMP is for you? Well then….I don’t know why you’re still reading the description to a podcast trailer at this point if you’re not at least a little interested! Just give it the ole college try, and hit the play button already, ya jerk. 

Lethal Weapon month has been really hot and sweaty so John and Max are stepping in to cool it down and talk about movie mullets! 

Who the hell is going to listen to this? Answer: Maybe 5 people…so enjoy and make fun of these hair choices at home along with the boys because what else can you do right now? 

The Mullet crew includes: 

Kurt Russell- Big Trouble in Little China

Jean Claude Van Damme - Hard Target

Nic Cage - Con Air 

Kiefer Sutherland- The Lost Boys

Hugh Jackman- Chappie

Chuck Norris- Delta Force

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And wash your damn hands! 

This month, the boys are letting the ladies pick their movies, and first up is the fairy tale love story - produced by Disney - where a wholesome, charismatic street sex worker and a cut throat corporate raider fall in love: Pretty Woman!

The boys breakdown Vivian’s rate structure and how she got upgraded from a hooker to high class escort, the 80’s and early 90’s being one long SVU episode, how the polo scene with Jason Alexander would be completely different with a Seinfeld laugh track, knuckle babies, and Tim recounts a second hand pretty woman story that did not end well.

Then, the show really goes off the rails around the 52 minute mark. 

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It is the last film before their special 100th movie episode, and the boys watched the family-friendly story of a divorced, unemployed actor who dresses up as an old woman in order to manipulate his ex-wife and kids into loving him in Mrs. Doubtfire! 

Lot of movie stuff to talk about such as: unexpected hostility towards interior decorators, Tom Hanks being the pizza gate ringleader, unorganized petting zoos, low blows at case workers, the rare occurrence of a blockbuster movie without a single villain, and restaurant hijinks. Daniel has gotten in so deep that he doesn’t even know who he is anymore!  

Second to last movie of the Halloween season and the boys watched Critters…which was much better than they expected! 

Never seen Critters? Never plan on watching Critters? No worries we did it for you! 

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This week, the boys rip apart one of the biggest disappointments of their movie theater viewing lives as the Indiana Jones franchise jumps the shark with the Crystal Skull! 

Topics include: Cate Blanchett’s awful accent, the crystal skull’s inconsistency, Harrison Ford slowly running away from gunfire that somehow isn’t hitting him, Toby McGuire, bug bite testing, leg crushing, an update on Indiana Jones 5, and much more! 

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Tis’ the season for scary movies even if 2020 has been one big nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! For week 1 of our Halloween Movie Month, Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty/Action Boyz) joins the show to talk about his favorite Freddy movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. 

The boys talk about the vascular Freddy penis monster, TV face smashing, Taryn being an underrated smoke show, the lack of cocaine to stay awake, Nancy being a magnet for dead kids, Kincaid being a cross between Mike Tyson and Fat Albert, and much more! 

Dream Warriors was directed by Chuck Russel and stars Heather Langenkamp, Patricia Arquette, Craig Wasson, Laurence Fishburne aka Larry Fishborn, Ken Sagoes, Jennifer Rubin, and Robert Englund. 

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With the premiere of Top Gun Maverick we are re releasing our original Top Gun episode from 2019. Lots of sunburn hairless chests, bromance, and Kenny Loggins. 

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Max and Timmy break down George Lazenby's only appearance as James Bond which may make him the Larkin of the Bond's....or the Chumbawamba of the Bond's....or the Wilt Chamberlin/Charlie Sheen of the Bond's (the guy really enjoyed the swinging 60's).  Regardless, the boys surprisingly enjoyed this one and have plenty of bad Aussie impressions to go around. 

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For the final movie of “Ladies Pick Em’ Month” Johns wife selected the indie soundtrack featuring a Zack Braff movie: Garden State….and the boys surprising enjoyed it!

That said, there’s still plenty to laugh about as they discuss how important the music was to the vibes of the movie, Andrew possibly being a serial killer in LA, Natalie Portman saying the R word like 20 times and possibly being bipolar, Mike Bloomberg NDA’s, a very special jeopardy sponsor tie in, and this movie being real low stakes. 

Also, did true detective base Rust Cole’s apartment after Andrews? Why did Natalie Portman character have epilepsy if it never comes back in the plot? Shouldn’t she have had an attack at a pivotal moment of the movie? How can a rich kid who went to a boarding school not know how to swim? 

All of this and more! 

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The boys discuss their Indy rankings which include:

• Best to worst movie 
• Best sidekick
• Best villans 
• Best deaths

The gang will be back later in the week discussing an 80s kid classic. 

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Since the boys watched Demolition Man last week they thought it would be appropriate to watch the other dystopian sci fi action movie that unfortunately costars Rob Schneider in Judge Dredd!

This might be the most basic, tame, and lazy rated R action movie of all time where the most interesting thing is seeing Stallone with beautiful blue eyes. 

The boys cover the entire sloppy plot as well as the logic of gunfire slowing down when you are shooting from high ground, the misfortune of women never having the opportunity to share a coed locker room with a bunch of old YMCA men, inbred Sybian cyborgs, golden cod pieces, and cops in 6 inch heels. 

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The boys are back with a new mini series of time traveling movies because our real timeline sucks. First up is one of the dumbest time travel films off all time in the cult classic Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure.

Topics include Napoleon going on a double date with several 12 year olds, the odd choice to travel back to the US and Austria multiple times, a missing pudding subplot, cuckolding dads, and much more!

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The gang couldn't record this week so we are re-releasing our Jaws episode from last summer as a tie-in to the 45th anniversary DVD 4K of the 1975 classic film. 

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JAWWWSSS! 

The boys are back and are still talking about snow related movies. 

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In week 5 of our HP movie series the gang reminisces about their drunken performances from last weeks episode before they jump into the movie. 

Topics include Umbridge leaving more physical scars on Harry than Voldemort and making the color pink metal AF, Hagrid spending all of his time and money at the pub instead of recruiting giants and his horrific plan for taking care of his Lenny from Of Mice and Men like brother. 

also, what do Wizards think of magicians, what would your 15 year old self make the room of requirements if you were making out with your crush?  Do bugs fly up Voldamort’s nose whenever he moves too fast? 

Also Bill recalls his love for standardized testing and Tim shares professes his love for Evanna Lynch. 

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See how quickly Bill loses his mind in one of the funniest episodes originally released in May of 2019. 

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After almost 4 months of inconsistent recordings, the boys have finally finished their 007 debut series; they watched the first appearance of every Bond actor playing 007 - but in reverse! Last…or first… is the 1962 classic, Dr No, staring Sean Connery.

This movie has it all: a smooth and charming sexual psychopath who sucks the water out of wet towels, people in yellow face, extra’s doing 15 foot belly flops, a supervillain with weird flipper hands, bikinis, dragon tanks, and, of course, our hero throwing a handicapped man into a vat of boiling radioactive water! 

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This week the boys jump on their undersized bikes and fly across the musky filtered and nostalgic filled 80’s classic, ET!  Grab an extra bag of Reese’s pieces because it might get weird. 

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Max and Timmy catch up after a few months off from recording with some life updates before Max rambles about about his time at CinemaCon.

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The 007 debut series is back as the boys watched Roger Moore’s first entry in the franchise where the dashing British gentleman date rapes a virgin Jane Seymour, battles a handicapped man with a can opener for an arm, and then stumbles into a Smokey And The Bandit knockoff, which concludes with Bond shooting someone with a gun that turns them into a human balloon.

Special shout out to our homeless cohost who apparently recorded his audio underwater. 

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Week 2 which means the second Lethal Weapon. The Boys mention how this was  kind of being a soft reboot, Joe Pesci’s amazing ability to go from a scary psycho to a weak little worm, how weird it is to see Mel Gibson making fun of white supremacist’s, and the logic of covering up a drug operation by blowing up a bunch of cops.

Also discussed: fat people on planes asking for extra food since they had to buy 2 seats for their fat…behinds, Riggs with a pool cleaner as a Mortal Kombat character, planting bombs under a diving board surrounded by water, and Danny Glover’s amazing one liners. 

Also, the boys perfect the South African accent and Patriots owner Robert Kraft stops by.

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This week the gang kicks off their limited series titled “Summer of 9 to 5” where they will be discussing movies from the year 1995 that are celebrating their 25th anniversary!

We let our fans vote on the first film and they selected the movie that spawned the late 90’s serial killer/psychological thriller boom in Se7en.

Since this is a phenomenal movie the boys didn’t really go off track but were still able to also talk about Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop products, Deep Blue Sea 3, Fred Durst, and razor appendages.

Then in the wrap up the boys cover casting what if’s, trivia, the HMP questions, and a new limited segment, “Stuff in a 1995 movie that you will never see today”…spoiler alert the internet has really made things a lot easier for cops. 

Seven was directed by David Fincher and stars Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Gwyneth Paltrow, and ...ehh....Kevin Spacey-boo. 

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This week on their “Summer of 9 to 5” series the boys watched the Robin Williams classic, Jumanji!  Everyone was surprised by how emotionally and psychologically deep this film could get at times, while also being surprised by the lack of gun regulation in New Hampshire.

Jumanji was directed by Joe Johnston and stars Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Kirsten Dunst, Bradley Pierce, David Alan Grier, and Jonathan Hyde.

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Maximum escapism, side boobs, and parrots…also Timothy Dalton as James Bond.

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To conclude our Halloween month the gang watched the father of modern horror comedies,  An American Werewolf London!

Besides the plot line topic discussed include: what moors are, British doctors putting people into comas when the hospital is overcrowded, shower sex, English soups, British porn theatre yelp reviews, and Ice Tea asks some ice cold questions. 

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Last full episode for a few weeks and boy oh boy it’s quite the doozy as the boys watched the 1997 snake hit Anaconda! 

Why does J-Low look like a completely different person, but Owen Wilson looks exactly the same? Is John Voight doing a bad scarface impression or a really good Tommy Wiseau impression? 

Plus Max makes a Thomas the Train Engine comparison, and the boys talk about being pants less in the jungle! 

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Its football time and in part one of two the popcorn bros picked the drug snorting, steroid pumping Oliver Stone film Any Given Sunday, where the viewers too can feel like they have head trauma!

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The boys mercifully wrap up the conclusion of Any Given Sunday which goes off the rails pretty quickly as they discuss this NFL Blitz like game accompanieded by Grand Theft Auto like fans in the crowd. 

Besides the plot the boys discuss the risk of having Lawrence Taylor around drugs, Cameron Diaz being super scary in the Counselor, Gucci Mane, jocks jams, barking dogs, and crushing dreams.

Then the show wraps up with casting what ifs, questions, and tv recommendations. 

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In week 2 of our Harry Potter movie marathon, Max mispronounces half of the characters names, but who cares because there are so many things to playfully make fun of, such as: 

Why can’t Harry lie to Dobby? He has no problem lying to all of his teachers! Why didn’t the Wizarding or Muggle World do anything about the prison bars on Harry’s windows? What is the vetting process for the Defense Against the Dark Arts position, and wouldn’t some of the students parents know that Lockhart is a phony?

Also, Bill thinks broccoli rabe is a person, a discussion on how the transformation class is actually an animal cruelty class, Tim shares his personal ginger thoughts on Ron , and more Sorting Hat harassment! 

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Timmy boy is in the captain’s chair as the gang make fun of Sly Stallone for a solid 90 minutes. We’ve got crossing sticks, rocket propelled goats, and soviet tanks docking into choppers….it’s everything you would ever want or need in a late 80’s action movie where the good guys are Jihadist, the Russians are openly the bad guys, and everyone loses! 

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This week HMP is kicking off their epic 8 film mini series covering the Harry Potter movies! The gang does a brief round table to see who read the books before they dig into the plot and discuss hot topic subjects like: How did Hardy not turn into a serial killer? If Harry was such an important person, why didn’t they do anything about him being a prisoner in the Dursley’s house? What were they protecting the stone with prior to the mirror? Also discussed: offensively revised Hogwarts house names, the stupid rules of Quiditch, Harry being an awful student, Dumbeldore being the real villain in the movie series, and the Wu Tang 36 chambers of magic. All of this - including 90s Simpson’s references - and more. Get your Butterbeer ready; it’s Potter time!

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When a Steven Seagal action movie meets a Kurt Russel thriller.

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Yes our Lethal Weapon month might be over but months mean nothing now in the self quarantine age and the boys (cough cough Tm) aren’t ready to say goodbye to the best buddy cop duo as they dive into a Lethal Weapon series wrap up!  

The following are discussed: 

• Box office numbers
• Kill Count per movie
• Trivia
• Then the gang dives into a few questions including:
• Best and worst villain
• Best and worst kill
• Best Riggs melt down

Also discussed: John Carpenter’s music, Princes Leia’s coke nail, and more axe puns! 

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The boys wrap up their January mini series “It’s new to me!” Where each cohost selected a movie they had never seen but always wanted to watch, with the 1991 surfing bank robbery action cult classic Point Break! 

This episode has lots ,and lots, and LOTS of Gary Busey jokes, as well as the late 80’s early 90’s action troupes that you no longer see in movies, the sexual tension between Swayze and Keanu, women with short haircuts, Anthony Kiedis’s weird ear cornrows, the madness of having Tom Sizemore and Busey on the same set, the aftermath of that “Utah..two” scene, jumping out of planes without parachutes, and Ice T from Law & Order makes another appearance. 

Also, why do FBI bank robbery agents need to fish for bricks at the bottom of a pool blindfolded? Does John think that Swayze is Gary Busey? How would a Joan Rivers red carpet interview go with this cast? Also, thank God for John Wick because some of Keanu’s acting in this is not great. 

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Point Break is directed by Kathryn Bigelow, and stars Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, Gary Busey, and Lori Petty.

This is a remastered version of when Max appeared on the Average Joe Comic Show originally aired on October 30th. 

Batman: The Long Halloween set in the early days of Bruce Wayne’s crime fighting career tells the story of a serial killer named Holiday who murders on…you guessed it..holidays! 

This noir crime mystery is considered one of the greatest Batman stories ever told as Bj, Ben, and Max discuss some of the major plot points, the amazing ending, the similarities to The Dark Knight, and also crack some jokes in part 2/2 in the HMP/AJCS multiverse. THATS RIGHT I JUST MADE THAT UP!

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Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit more than a rouge Special Ops Colonel hacking Dulles Airport’s communication systems and crashing a plane with 250 Brits onboard; the boys watched the festive and extremely violent family-friendly sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time in Die Hard 2!

This was a huge hit back in the day in an era where Bruce Willis, producer and cocaine-in-its-human-form Joel Silver, and screen writer Steven E. de Souza were all at the top of food chain and were basically given a blank check. Unfortunately, Die Hard director John McTiernan wasn’t there to veto any of their bad ideas; therefore, we get this scrambled mess where Bruce Willis has an ADR’d one liner every 5 seconds, and none of the villains have any personality. 

Fun times await you, so just listen to the damn episode already! 

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For our second round of masterpiece SVU theater the boys cover a totally bonkers “ripped from the headlines” episode that involves babies in storm drains, honey in inappropriate places, and inserting tubes of someone else’s blood inside of your own arm. 

Once again there’s no need to watch the episode but if you want to follow along its Season 5 episode 5: Serendipity

A doctor attempts to falsify a paternity test naming him as the father of an infant who was murdered shortly after birth along with her mother. He thereby sets in motion a trail of events leading to his own murder and the capture of a serial pedophile.

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The boys hand select several actors who have blown multiple chances in Hollywood due to sex, drugs, and hating liberals. 

Topics include: Tom Sizemore smoking heroin, Colin Farrell’s sex tape being better than the Dare Devil movie he was in, imagining a John Goodman sex tape, Randy Quaid’s sex tape being similar to the first episode of Black Mirror that involves a pig, and James Woods being a racist scum bag!

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BJ and Ben from the Average Joe Comic Show join Max, John, and Bill to discuss their top 3 favorite comic book movies of all time. 

Fun times and lots of inappropriate jokes are had in the only way Hold My Popcorn can do a mini episode…by being longer than a typical episode. 

Movies on the list include: The Dark Knight, Batman Returns, Blade, Guardians of the Galaxy, Logan, Deadpool, Avengers Infinity War, Batman 89, Thor Ragnarok, Spider-Man 2 and more! 

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Happy 4th of July! On this mini episode the boys cover their top 3 Blockbuster Vixens. Will they select their ladies based off of box office numbers, muscle, or will they be shallow and end up sounding like a bunch of horny 13 year olds? Only one way to find out! 

**The gang will be taking a mini summer break after this episode and will return at the end of the month. 

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For game 2 of our baseball movie month the boys went back to the minors and watched the 1988 baseball classic Bull Durham. 

Few things covered include: The Harvey Weinstein approach to baseball, wasting water, Smash Mouth, baseball puns, black lights in Susan Sarandon’s house, and is Julia Roberts attractive…spoiler alert the answer is no. 

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Tims reckoning is here as the boys begin their Lethal Weapon month! 

The bad boys break down the entire plot and discuss things like: Jenny from Forest Gump stealing the opening jumper scene, 3 straight intros of characters who are naked, all the buddy cop tropes that were created in this movie, crazy amounts of eggnog at a funeral, Gary Busey going absolutely nuts half way through this and shooting people out helicopters and moving cars, LA traffic and the amount of people who should have died during the Mr Joshua-Riggs shootout, and who would win in a real fight, Gary Busey or Mel Gibson?

Also, the boys create 2 new horrific urban dictionary terms, Johns beliefs on anti-Semitism aging you 1.5 times faster….and why do movies always have a hard drinking junk food eating leading man who then has a 6 pack and looks like Mel Gibson? 

All of this and  Halloween 3 Dr Dan references, lots of screaming and sax music on an explosive new Lethal Weapon! ….I mean Hold My Popcorn

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Two brothers separated at birth. One is a prissy-karate-kicking-LA-aerobic-instructor who only wears pastels. The other is a karate-kicking-cigar-chewing smuggler from the mean streets of Hong Kong…..and both have horrific Belgian French accents with 0 body hair. 

Strap in because this week the boys are wrapping up their “It’s New to Me” mini series with the ADR filled, Johnny Walker-snot rocketing, roundhouse kick JCVD classic in Double Impact!

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Brendan Fraser before he won an Oscar for Big.

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The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Commando!

On this weeks mini ep the boys are talking about actors who got big…and I mean real big, big ole beef cakes boys…the boys are talking about actors who clearly took steroids to prepare for a movie role.

Topics include Chris Evans with his youth medium t shirts, Chris Hemsworth’s chicken legs, Mickey Rourke looking like a quintessential goon, and Chris Pratt selling out. 

Off topic topics include Boston racism, lion hearts, nose candy and Florida energy!

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On this week’s mini episode Max, John, and Tim discuss movies they have watched the most that includes Jurassic Park memes, method acting gone wrong and much more! 

Then in the wrap up show the boys rant about baseball owners being selfish. 

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The boys are back, and they watched the action-adventure-comedy-Kung Fu-ghost- monster movie that could only be made in the 1980’s: Big Trouble in Little China! 

We’ve got ancient Chinese soccer feuds, Kung Fu machine guns, several San Francisco streets being taken over by Mortal Kombat characters, horrific in-your-face exposition by Kim Cattrall, lethal wind turbine back scratcher weapons, weird man eating catfish monsters, and a confused and clumsy Kurt Russell doing an intentionally bad John Wayne impression whist bringing a knife to a gun fight on multiple occasions. 

This movie is an analogy for a mushroom trip where you are peaking by the start of the 3rd act, so have some extra fluids ready because it’s about to get weird. 

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For the first movie of Halloween month the boys watched Cabin in the Woods- the slasher movie with a TWIST! 

Max covers every monster and prop, John covers his new metal meter based off kills, and Bill covers under his blankets.

Also included is trivia, post production issues, mermen, and of course that elevator scene. 

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To close out Space Month, the boys watched the film where Bugs Bunny is held at gunpoint and threatened to be enslaved, so he kidnaps a retired Michael Jordan and forces him into playing basketball vs a bunch of violent monsters in Space Jam!

This movie had some odd casting choices, so Max lists the 7 players in the 1995-1996 NBA that would have been better than Shawn Bradly and Muggsy Bogues, and two very odd choices: dull and monotone Larry Bird alongside Bill Murray and having the guy who voices Homer Simpson in a live action cartoon movie without actually doing any voice work. 

Also, the boys discuss the fetishization of Lola Bunny and how this movie sparked a generation of furries, MJ’s modest suburban home being a total sham, and the irony of how this movie is centered around gambling.

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t’s week 2 of Space Month, and Timmy boy is back in the captain’s chair as the boys watched the Ron Howard classic: Apollo 13.

Strong opinions are made. Is Tom Hanks’s character a jerk? Is Bill Paxton character the most useless man to ever go into space? Did Kevin Bacon give the crew the clap?! 

All that and actual movie discussions!

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This movie is one big bundle of joy. 

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For week three of Nic Cage March Madness, the gang is flying first class in the action packed aviation extravaganza: Con Air with super fan Digger Bill Dooley (don’t google him - he’s not famous) !

We’ve got a lot to talk about: puns, explosions, fire trucks that spray fire, bunnies, boxes, anti-war rednecks from Alabama, and Ryan Minor.

Also, the boys talk about the actual movie, Con Air:  the human sand crab fight on the plane, Nic Cage not being the legitimate father to his baby, and horrific one liners.

Also, why did all the light turns green at that intersection after Dave Chappell’s fake dead body fell from the sky? Where did Swamp Thing get that war helmet? Why did the 90s love joking about cross dressers and racism?

Hang around towards the end of the show because Bill covers his first list of grievances about the Hold My Popcorn pod. 

So, make sure your seats backs and tray tables are in their full upright position, and hold your popcorn because it’s going to be a drunk flight.

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It’s week 3 of their Halloween movie month, and the spooky boys watched Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow!

Topics include: resting fat face, Dutch waffle/pancakes, porn titles, Alfred once again being a liability, and yaboos….oh yea and the actual movie.

Sleepy Hollow stars Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, the second Dumbledore, Uncle Vernon, Rita Skeeter, Alfred Pennyworth, Emperor Palpatine, Mr Rooney, and Christopher Walken.

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It’s that time of year again where the ladies are picking the movies for the month, and first up is the cult classic story of a rich white woman whose biggest problem is that too many handsome men love her unconditionally in the film based off Nicholas’s Spark’s romance novel:The Notebook!

This movie got the boys real nostalgic for their high school years as they share a few personal stories from their past. They also talk about the odd connections to the classic film The Great Escape, Noah’s multiple suicide attempts to get Allie’s attention, gross beards, Rachel McAdams’ phantom eye brows, the origins of old Southern money, and that super hot PG-13 sex scene. 

WHHOOOHH NEELLLLYYY!

Santa isn’t sick; he’s just depressed, and now, he refuses to work on the 1 day a year he’s expected to: that or he has The Rona. Either way, he’s coughing on everyone. 

Mrs Claus wants to take her husband’s job, but  unfortunately, she doesn’t have the stones to follow through. 

The elves, Jingle and Jangle, are a complete liability, the Miser brothers look a lot like Joe Biden and Donald Trump, and neither of them are getting along. 

Also, Max shares a bunch of awful stories about Mickey Rooney, and the boys come up with a new Christmas movie starring Al Pacino’s character from Heat. 

Just one big jolly Christmas time for all, so listen to the episode - even if you haven’t watched the movie like one of our cohosts. 

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The boys have been missing in the jungle for the last 3 months battling an alien that hunts men for sport, and at long last they made it home. …they also watched Predator.

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To conclude our movies to be thankful for, John selected the slasher horror film where the stalker killers are sharks in Deep Blue Sea! 

Besides the plot the boys discuss rusted out fences in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, Remmy Martin finding Jesus, having emergency shotgun weapons inside a science lab, LL Cool J slowly falling down, Chinese wedding shark soup, baby sharks, and Jeff Bezos money. 

Also the original ending and reshoots are addressed (spoiler its because everyone hated the lead actress) as well as some bat crazy trivia, questions, and the HMP ratings. 

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