Have Kids, They Said… (SiriusXM)

An important update on Nicole as she recovers from her accident.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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On today’s special episode of Have Kids, They Said…, The Davises are taking over! Rich and Sara get real about the struggles of being those parents—the ones with the crying or misbehaving kids at Little League games. Rich spices things up with a bold, slightly sexy business pitch inspired by Sara’s newfound love of smoking meats. The two also dive into some hilarious "Would You Rather" questions. Finally, Rich can’t help but wonder—will Nicole and Matt play along or turn it into one of their signature passionate fights on the next episode?

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Nicole and Rich discuss how parenting has changed since they were kids.

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Rich and Nicole are together in New York! Nicole bar hops ...sort of... and Rich explains the fascinating science of dolphins.

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Nicole is shaking things up again this Tuesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-hosting Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that is exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into their first episode of Satisfying for 2025, and Nicole is furious at Sam for exposing her medical business on air. Sam and Nicole get into their holidays and talk about the movies Wicked and Nosferatu.

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Happy holidays! Just like Nicole crushing it in spin class, we’re not taking a break. Her spin class substitute caught her vibing during a session and gave her some well-deserved praise. Despite the stereotype, sweaty gym-goers aren’t exactly sexy—but Rich and Covino were sleeveless at SoulCycle, looking like the cutest cycling duo ever. 

Rich posed an interesting question: Does Lance Armstrong deserve a pass for cheating, considering he raised millions for cancer research?  Meanwhile, Nicole has taken on a new role as the MC of the school’s fundraiser events, bringing in serious cash for the school. Rich also wonders if it’s weird to befriend other parents when your kids don’t even hang out together. 

The duo dive into listener questions, tackling topics like chore charts, whether a parent is unreasonable for insisting their partner attend a parent-teacher conference even if they’re unavailable, and more. 

Oh, and about “Have Kids They Said," apparently, we can’t promote the show at schools because we’re too smutty and we couldn't agree more.

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Rich and Nicole are back this week and welcome guest Brittany Leigh Ball onto the podcast. The group discussed Rich's list of the week, including the loss of Peanut the squirrel, No-Nut November, and why it is important to acknowledge the little things a partner does for you in a relationship. Nicole and Brittany discussed their son's friendship and their nickname, The God Squad. Producer Jess presented a new segment called TV Dad's Face Off, putting Tony Soprano and Bandit from Bluey head-to-head. Lastly, Nicole, Rich and Brittany answer listener questions about family and the holidays.

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Nicole and Rich discuss serving alcohol to parents at kids parties, trying (and failing) to make friends with other parents, fighting with spouses, and the return of 'apparently kid'.

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Nicole & Rich are on the road this week and absolutely not out of pocket (whatever that means!) with plenty of beachy, ice cream and vacation vibes. Nicole witnessed the best fireworks ever in the history of the world, while Rich reveals the worst thing you can think about when you’re at the water park this summer. We also hear your parenting questions about wedding invitation etiquette, riptides at the beach and what are your kids pressuring you for!?

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Nicole sees if her kid will go fight with her while Rich explores new ways to support your kids' confidence.

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Rich goes over his trip to Mexico while Nicole dissects what to do when your kids lose things. 

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Sarah joins Rich and Nicole to go over how to keep things wild... and mild in the bedroom.

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive headfirst into the chaos once again—starting with Jack Black telling kids to chill with the popcorn and Chicken Jockey (yes, that’s a thing), and Nicole's very specific (and passionate) gripe with a certain type of sports mom. Rich hits his breaking point trying to complete a collector’s set for his kids, and the duo tackles the fine line between arrogance and confidence, which can give Nicole major secondhand awkwardness.

They crack the parenting code on bribery vs. incentive (at least we hope), lay down a new house rule that punishment will never affect family time, and try to figure out if teacher shopping during open house is the new norm. Plus, Nicole’s dreams are absolutely unhinged, and Rich finds himself in a full-on Larry David moment with no idea what to do.

It’s messy, relatable, and hilariously real. Don’t forget to follow, rate, and review! Because if you’re gonna parent through the chaos, you might as well laugh through it too.

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Rich has a story about a drugstore rainbow unicorn and Nicole is correcting Parker about some hilarious mistakes.

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Rich and Nicole are back with special guest, singer, songwriter, and actress, Halsey. Halsey shares her journey as a first-time mom, what it is like to tour with her son, and playing with Legos. Nicole asks her son Keegan about his out-of-this-world birthday wishlist. Rich hates that his kids are starting to tell him that he doesn’t know anything about music, Taylor Swift, or anything really, and Rich needs people to have a respectable foot game in an airplane; just keep them covered and off of people’s armrests. Nicole reveals Keegan was born at 4:20, to Matt’s delight. Plus, we still need you, listener, to give us your podcast listener name.

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Summer is over and Rich & Nicole have SO much to catch up on and share with you! Rich engages his ‘Rules are for Fools’ mantra especially when it comes his kids, while Nicole sees a little rule bending is more for a well rounded teenager. Nicole has a close call on vacation with her honest child - the truthteller Keegan - and you’ll find out who wants to be heard, helped or held and who definitely does NOT want their problems solved by humping away.

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Nicole and Rich are here to wrap up your week with one of their most entertaining and off-the-wall episodes yet! A late-night recording session sets the stage for some hilarious highlights, including Rich's most outrageous strip club story to date, the unforgettable "Stink of 1858," and a laugh-out-loud moment featuring Nicole’s son, Keegan, and his iconic Al Bundy pose, hand in pants, while learning in class.

While Halloween is behind us and Thanksgiving is fast approaching, Rich shares the sweet details of his wife Sarah’s big win at their neighborhood Trunk or Treat event. Plus, Matt and Sarah drop in for a guest appearance, bringing all the family vibes to the episode. Whether you're a longtime listener or new to the show, you’re part of the Village—B*tches, you are. Don’t miss out on the fun!

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Nicole explains how steamy books and TV have impacted her while Rich goes over his latest hobbies.

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In today’s episode Rich is stepping into his calling, coaching little league teams. while Nicole shares the warm fuzzies she gets from spreading a little kindness, thanks to Rich’s sweet reminder that a simple compliment can work wonders. They dive into the Yankees finally loosening up with a new beard policy, give a shoutout to Ignacio Anaya for blessing the world with nachos, and stir up some fun with another round of TV Dad Face Off: Herman Munster (The Munsters) vs. Jack Pearson (This Is Us). To top it off, they answer listener questions about the oh-so-relatable parenting oops of forgetting your kids and the tricky territory of dealing with a sister who’s drinking while expecting.

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Rich and Nicole welcome the very hilarious and delightful Joe Gatto (Comedian, Actor, Impractical Jokers) back on the show! While catching up with Joe, we chatted about his fun new book available for presale called Where’s Bearry?, co-created with his kids! We dig into his stand-up comedy tour kicking off next month and answer your fan questions for Joe, Nicole, and Rich! Just like in Where’s Bearry?, without spoilers, we learn a little more about how to cope!

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On today’s episode, Rich shares the story of his first-ever colonoscopy, which somehow had a less emotional impact than the TV show Shrinking, which left him crying in a corner. Meanwhile, Nicole enlisted her son Keegan to convince her husband Matt to schedule his own colonoscopy. Rich also revealed that even after 15 years together, he and his wife Sara still have a strict no-fart sharing policy. Nicole and Jess take the opportunity to remind Rich he’s gross—just the motivation he needs for his epic workout glow-up in 2025. They wrap up with listener questions, including how to handle kids overhearing "adult time" and which weed drinks Rich enjoys.

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In today’s episode, The Ryans are back and raunchier than ever! While Matt is exhausted after a week spent searching New York City for his lost phone, jacket, and scooter, Nicole is perplexed by the mysterious parent who shows up at their kids’ bus stop dressed like a ninja.
 

Later, they mull over the pros and cons of city life while contemplating a future move to the suburbs. In a relatable yet mortifying pivot, Matt and Nicole jokingly reflect on their teenage masturbation habits, particularly after an insightful look into their son Keegan’s iPad search history.
 

Who knew that the dirty Google searches of today’s youth ranged from ‘barbecue sauce on titties’ to ‘kissing on the lips’?

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Nicole and Rich take on “Unparenting” and talk through some of their less conventional parenting methods.

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Supporting your kids can be tough, especially when it comes to shaving their bits. Rich and Nicole go over how to handle awkward questions, traveling without kids and if sex during pregnancy is weird. Your favorite parenting “experts” also discuss Matt’s latest knee injury, dressing slutty over 40 and how 40% of Americans don’t have a bestie.

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In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into some classic April Fool's jokes they played on each other. They also debut a brand-new HKTS game: Parenting Roulette, where they want you to chime in with some entries.

Rich takes a unique approach to describing the Yankees' new torpedo bats—spoiler: it’s peak Rich. The hosts also put their spin on The Match Game.

What is Jessica Simpson drinking?! Rich and Nicole discuss in disbelief. And, of course, they wrap up with a love letter to everyone’s favorite comfort food—tater tots. 

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When your partner is wrong, should you tell your kids or should you be a united force at all times? Rich and Nicole discuss this along with raising kids who can't handle arguments and damage control when kids pee on things they shouldn't. Also in this episode, the weirdest relationship ever: Ethan Slater and Ariana Grande, people who should want to see you (but don't), and finishing conversations too early.

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Rich fights his passive-aggressive nature and avoids bragging about Emmy and Nicole’s husband Matt has a zoom crush. 

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Rich is off kids duty for a week which means sex and pizza and Nicole taught her son Keegan something she now (sort of) regrets. 

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In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich catch you up on what’s been happening with Rich and producer Jess in Los Angeles following the fires. Adding humor to your day, they dive into what couples share (and what might be too much to share). Highlights include Rich’s wife Sarah hilariously revealing she thinks she only has one stinky armpit, Jess recounting her first fire-surviving experience, and Nicole sharing a game-changing deodorant hack for women.

Rich also reveals his “smooth balls” shaving recipe—hint: it involves hair conditioner. Meanwhile, Nicole’s son Keegan has a funny moment when he thinks he’s lost one of his "balls." Rich asks about the adorable quirks boomers have when messaging their family, and in the latest round of TV Dad Face-Off, Archie Bunker takes on Herman Munster.

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Nicole suspects her son, Keegan, might be clairvoyant and Rich has had it with stickers.

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Rich faces one of the biggest challenges of his life while Nicole explores ways to deal with her kids bickering. They also discuss the best new way to send out birthday party invites as well as the latest headlines from the divorce of Sophie Turner and Nick Jonas to the NFL. Don't forget: new merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio.

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How would you rate yourself out of 10? Rich has a theory on how people rate themselves and Nicole has a mishap involving a toilet. Also in this episode: Jennifer Coolidge impressions, the mean (and factual) things kids say and the story of how Sara got abducted in a shopping mall.

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Nicole found where her son has been hiding all his trash and Rich is looking for the line between overdoing it and under doing it. 

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With the Super Bowl coming up, Rich and Nicole go over partying around kids and where to draw the line. Rich’s volunteer position turns into “volun-telling” him what to do and Nicole has another story where parents get too intense watching kids sports. The pair also go over the school book fair, parents who take too much time with pictures, and dropping the ball… literally.

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Nicole has new glasses! Which naturally leads to discussing... smuggling drugs through TSA inside bodily orifices? Yep! After that fun detour, Rich & Nicole dish about NYC reducing its rat population using RAT BIRTH CONTROL (yes, this is real), how weird it is seeing a teacher outside of school, and restaurant check splitting etiquette. Plus, they dive into how to keep a younger child occupied at events (hint: stuff their face with snacks) and if it's ok to taste your partner's breast milk. Yum?

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In this ‘sode, we’re watching HG-Rich-TV and using candy as “kid-bait”.

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How do you handle rude dance moms, family fights over TV’s and friends taking their sick kids out in public? Nicole and Rich give their hot takes on these topics and more, like what body parts they’re willing to expose for a joke and the unexpected side effects of edibles.

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Nicole and Rich are back with an update about the podcast and get straight back into it! They discuss who has the best-looking feet, how to deal with 4-year-old tantrums and if YouTube’s Ms Appleberry is the best teacher around. Rich asks Nicole when - if EVER - is the right circumstance to cover our friend's babysitter bill? Also find out why snail jizz gets a special shout out.

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How early is too early for “the talk” and how much detail do kids need? Rich and Nicole go over some big topics like having more kids, dealing with meltdown triggers and shopping at Costco.

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Nicole and Rich ask themselves, at what age do you stop picking your kids boogers? Rich wants the fan listener name to be the MTC (Mid-thrust Club), but Nicole isn't sold. She is giving all of you, listeners, until next week to lock in your Have Kids They Said.. fan name. Nicole's son, Keagan, AKA Baby Bruno, is sick, leading to a barf sesh all over Nicole and Matty's fresh linens. In December, Rich is volunteering to be in the school's lion mascot costume, and he can't wait to shine! He might be planning his dance moves as you read this. You don't need to be a parent to enjoy this show. Share the podcast with your friends!

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Do parents need dress codes for dropping their kids off at school? What's the best way to trim your kids' nails? Rich and Nicole have the answers.

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Nicole and Rich debate whether Santa can be used as a threat and Nicole remembers how her family celebrated Hanukkah growing up.

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Nicole is still recovering from Glick Fest 2021 and Rich weighs his preferences for curb appeal vs. a** cheeks. 

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Keegan’s #winning has got Nicole on edge and Rich’s workout equipment is rebelling. 

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Rich discovers his calling and Nicole recounts a mortifying letter sent home to friends about their son.

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The Hawk Tuah girl reigns supreme this week and has Nicole questioning what her technique is truly used for. As the heat rages on, the team reminisces on ice cream truck goodies such as the Wrestling Ice Cream Sandwiches, Blue Bunny Tweety Bird Ice Cream Bars, and Otter Pops. Rich introduces us to pebbling and a new game called Bullshit or Beautiful, and spoiler alert: Nicole is thrilled! Together, they examine an experiment of a couple who said yes to their kids all day.

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In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole have a sad announcement to make. But fear not, for there are many funny and lighthearted updates to share in the aftermath: As Rich enters his juice cleanse era, he is asking that the Village Bitches please refrain from [playfully] fat-shaming him any longer. Meanwhile, Nicole is displeased with both of her kids: her daughter Parker uttered the words “nipple piercings” out loud on the train, while her son Keegan decided to pee in a bucket during a visit with a friend. In other related news, Rich is navigating his children being picky eaters and has turned to Instagram for some hilariously unrealistic advice. Lastly, after binge-watching the latest of Netflix’s trashy reality dating shows, Nicole and Rich wonder whether they could predict who their partners would cheat on them with.

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We learn how to properly blow (out candles) and while we're waiting for the Spice Girls reunion, Taylor Swift teaches us about what "fortnight" means. Rich continues to be a sport fan but please no farts. Nicole and Rich ask the big questions: Do we worry about the end of the world? Is the best era of women’s sports here? And what is the right protocol with kids' parties and no gifts? But if you're under 45 years old and your name is Barbara, Nicole & Rich wanna know you! Give the IG a follow and send a DM!

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Nicole is stuck on the couch and Rich is in direct competition with his daughter's teacher.

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Nicole and Rich jumped to conclusions and debrief after the recent Royal news and they wanna know: when did you get it wrong? Meanwhile, they whip through some insightful parenting advice thanks to your questions on sleeping, how many precious years do we have with our kids and how to find time for your sex life while parenting. Also, we have some hot tips on baby names, and how P.F. Chang's determined Rich’s kid name. A friendly reminder that this podcast is definitely not safe for kids, it’s for parents only!

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Exclusive to Have Kids, They Said Podcast: Rich finds out the (non at all scientific) SEVEN Questions You Should Ask Your Soulmate and puts Nicole to the test. We then talk about our perfect Starbucks order (and the coffee with the longest title, can you guess?), how there are way too many parties in the park (and whose kid is crashing them all) at the same time, and why we don’t let grandma mind the kids. PLUS, Nicole gets recognized on the subway but (you guessed it) her daughter finds it cringe.

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Hello friends, Nicole and Rich are still on the road, but never fear; the podcast is here! Nicole might not know who Jim Nantz is, but at least she doesn't get the nervous farts from indecisive food ordering like Rich. Together they dive into witnessing how other parents discipline their children, irrational tantrums, passenger princesses and what they hate: is it Matty or Daddy? Nicole shares the wildest "Top That" story she has ever experienced!

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On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich welcome a very special guest—Nicole’s husband, Matt—for a deep dive into the oh-so-serious topic of edging. Rich shares the moment he walked into the iconic Superdome in New Orleans, where the Super Bowl is just around the corner. But being away from home isn’t all glitz and game-day excitement—he gets real about the guilt of FaceTiming his kids at all the wrong times. Meanwhile, Nicole opens up about her daughter’s tough experience with schoolyard bullying and the life lessons she knows she’ll one day have to pass down to her son, Keegan, before heading out to have fun. And we have to ask—when the world is ending, are you fighting tooth and nail to survive, or are you throwing in the towel like Nicole?

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are riding solo without Jess (come back, we miss you!) and diving headfirst into the chaos of parenting, relationships, and random life gripes.

They cover everything from therapy feeling like a brain massage, to loving people who are both great and kind of the worst, plus Rich questioning Sara’s parking skills. Nicole’s “hate list” is growing—couple’s counseling, surprise warts, Parker growing up, and an awkward cheers moment all make the cut.

Things take a serious turn with a tricky situation at Keegan’s school, Rich panics about giving Emmy a core memory, and Nicole saves Matt from a Crocs crisis. Add in OnlyFans stats, a sweet sportsmanship moment, and a “Top That” involving bushes, and you've got one wild episode.

Subscribe, rate, and share with your favorite parent-friend! And hey—what’s on your hate list this week?

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Rich takes on a tough question from a listener and Nicole has had enough with her son’s game show hosting. 

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Nicole and Rich both hate the Brits this week, agree that Cake Pops are a food group for people under five and ponder the cutoff age for having sex in front of your children. 

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Potty training is tough! Rich and Nicole discuss the do's and don'ts along with how to raise kids to deal with bullies. Your favorite parenting podcasters also discuss Rich's experience on set of a porn, toxic masculinity, mononucleosis (mono) and the risks of searching your symptoms on WebMD.

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Nicole and Rich disagree about thank you letters and go over how to raise high achievers according to experts. The two also discuss going barefoot on the plane, Taylor Swift’s latest concert drama and the differences between what parents and childless adults post on Instagram.

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Nicole asks Matt if he'd like to "Soak" while Rich explores new ways to get your kids to listen.

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Nicole and Rich discuss what can go wrong when you jump to conclusions.

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Thanksgiving is over and Rich noticed his friends are getting older and going grey - Is it weird for men to touch up their appearance like women often do? The duo also discuss timid kids and their timid parents and the awkward conversation of paying for play dates.

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole blast off with a chat about Blue Origin’s all-women flight—which, of course, leads to the age-old question: do boobs float in space? Rich takes a deep dive into the world of Alex Earle (for science), sparking a scandalous convo about genetics and pop culture chaos. Matt swings by to answer one of Rich’s classic hypotheticals, and the crew gets real about what to do when your kid starts showing some red-flag behavior—spoiler: calling in the pros is totally okay.

Meanwhile, Rich is spiraling over Emmy’s first big event without him or Sara, struggles to not be a cringe dad at dance class, and ponders the fine art of making mom friends. Plus: the great divorce debate—mediator or lawyer?

It’s honest, hilarious, a little chaotic, and everything in between. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe—because parenting may not come with a manual, but at least you’ve got us.

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Should parents still ground their kids? That's today's big topic, but first Nicole's hubby Matt makes a guest appearance to help settle an important debate: is it normal for men to do bathroom push-ups before sex? Plus, in "Top That" we hear why dog owners may want to avoid buying a Roomba and about the bonkers photo requests made by Rich's seatmate on a recent flight.

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Nicole and Rich wonder if you have ever bumped into a celebrity and if they have ever made you feel like you’ve made their day. Rich shares a little about his experience while stopping by Mort’s in Tarzana, CA. Nicole adds to Rich’s list of the week as she gushes over the Olympics this year. We discuss Snoop Dogg, the many Olympians sharing a single bathroom in their housing, and Rich’s overall spicy take on the Olympics. Together, they answer one parent's plea for help as her daughter develops an attitude as she becomes teen, a 7-year-old's new-found hygiene routine, and a couple’s split guilt. 

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Nicole argues with an angry woman over her kids’ safety while Rich agrees to coach a local little league team… and immediately regrets it. The pair discuss avoiding neighbors, Bad Bunny’s dirty pics, wedding rings and growing older.

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Rich as a new diet and it's making him a whole lot happier. Meanwhile everything is not copacetic with Nicole.

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Parents have gone wild this week as Rich is back from vacation and knows way too much about the Spring Breaker crowd. We talk about what 'words' work with your kids, who is the 'fun parent' (Rich? or Nicole?) and then what goes down in the intimacy aisle STAYS in the intimacy aisle. Steamy!

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Nicole is back and gives Rich the full rundown of her time recovering from the accident. Rich gets his summer bod ready.

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In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole break down all the epic fails Rich witnessed while vacationing in Cabo during Spring Break. Plus, he returns home rocking some of the wildest headbands, shares his latest List of the Week, and kicks off his juicing journey.

The duo also tackle a burning question following the astronauts’ return—can you really have sex in outer space? They dive into the drama surrounding the Snow White Live feature, celebrate the anniversary of Final Destination, and answer your most pressing questions, like: Is it okay for your son to have a backup option while dating? What should you do when your son suddenly ditches the family’s favorite team? And how do you talk to your child about their first period?

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Nicole faces the next generation of “calm down, relax” and Rich is impressed with Emmy’s creative lyrical ad-libbing. 

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Perfume might smell nice but it sure doesn’t taste good- Rich and Nicole go over their run ins with perfuming your bits and bobs. They also discuss 9 year olds in Sephora, whether meds should be given to other people’s kids, airplane doors being blown out mid-flight and learning to love babies.

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This week on Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are back with a fun mix of parenting highs and lows. They discuss how to encourage kids in sports without turning them into mini-professionals and whether cursing in front of your kids should be encouraged. Plus, the two wonder who is cleaning their doors at home, with Matt chiming in. And, of course, Rich shares the chaos of his family day at Disneyland. Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and some chill parenting talk!

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Rich and Nicole have the case of the Mondays on a Thursday. Someone get these adult kids a drink! Oscar De La Hoya’s latest banana hammock look reminded Rich of De La Hoya’s fishnet look that he wore for a Halloween party years ago. This was the same Halloween party he and Nicole made-out with the same person. Nicole coined the term Manties: panties for men—but on a more serious note, Nicole's whole household is sick, and ZICAM is saving the day! Please sponsor us! Lastly, parents, when do you tell your kids that Santa is not real or that the cover singer who looks like Taylor Swift at the park isn't her?

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Nicole hates food coloring and Rich has a pressing hypothetical to share.

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What do you do when kids lie? Rich and Nicole have very different parenting strategies when you catch your kid in a fib. The duo also go over lies you tell your partner, the upcoming roast of Tom Brady, and roasting yourself to be a better parent.

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When was the last time you had a sloppy joe? Nicole & Rich are back with lots of flavorful stories (and memories) along with The F*ck Do We Know questions for you today about parenting, how you find a great (or just decent) pediatrician, how do you get your kids to eat actual healthy food and plenty more.

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Nicole & Rich are feeling a little OK, Boomer today with everyone showing up with a sigma and rizz, no cap. We get real stuck into JLo and Ben's relationship, why Bad Boys is killin’ it at the box office and how to be the better person through a divorce for the kids. Meanwhile, Rich finds out what graduation ceremonies are like these days (no whooping or hollering!) and Nicole wonders, do the curtains match the drapes when it comes to old men in Hollywood dyeing their silvers.

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Nicole and Rich celebrate their last episode of 2022, tell some of Santa’s secrets and have some ideas for how Santa can enter homes without chimneys (the toilet??). 

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Rich is worried that Emmy is too soft and Nicole is considering sticking a fork in her husband Matt’s eye.

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Nicole and Rich go over The Queen, Airports and Meltdowns. 

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In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are coming in hot roasting Nicole’s husband Matt for not getting a timely colonoscopy, perhaps because Rich was hungry and irritable fasting for his colonoscopy this week. Nicole and Rich skim over politics and (cannot emphasize this enough) are NOT talking about politics. Nicole is exhausted from dealing with sick kids and navigating a breakup with her dentist's office, while Rich experienced the joys (and challenges) of single parenting recently. Plus, we get the scoop on the most epic kids' basketball game New York has ever seen—thanks to Keegan's incredible basketball skills! Here's to growing old together—that’s meant as the highest compliment!

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Today Nicole and Rich recap stories from Coachella and The Masters before discussing acceptable excuses to miss your child's birth. Then, cool mom Nicole laments that her kids are finding her more embarrassing while Rich sounds off on parents who think it's wrong to coach kids in sports to "play angry." And last but not least, Rich reveals he sobbed during the Bluey half-hour special and Nicole recounts how her auctioneer career got effed by a dumb Gatsby font. Top that!

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Rich and Nicole go over Thanksgiving and the unique problems with raising boys.

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In today’s episode, some flies are getting frisky at Rich’s house—some might say they’re fumbling toward ecstasy. Rich recaps his trip to New Orleans, covering all the action leading up to Super Bowl weekend. Nicole and Rich go head-to-head in another round of Battle of the TV Dads, featuring Carl Winslow (Family Matters) vs. Dan Conner (Roseanne.)

They also tackle listener questions on handling concerns over sleepovers, calming kids without shaming them when they act out, and finding the right coaching tone for Little League.

And finally—Village B*tches, let’s give a big shoutout to Rich’s son, Ben, for his 5th birthday! Flood the socials with love!

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Nicole and Rich are starting your week strong with scorching hot tea from special guest Mark Zito from the podcast, This Is Happening. Today's episode quickly became a Jerry Springer show because Rich still hasn't bought his vacation flight tickets. Ryze Mushroom Instagram ads have influenced Rich, and he'll report back if the coffee is a hit or miss. Nicole advises Rich to get off the podcast recording immediately, to call his daughter Emmy's school after Rich shares her latest interaction with another kid at school. Plus, please keep the listener's name suggestions coming!

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This episode Nicole & Rich get really stuck into the many reasons why we can’t have nice things, why people suck and why was Rich scammed so easily by a 7 year old?! You’ll also hear what Chuck E. Cheese and Cardi B have in common, why Nicole has a picnic blanket with her and if Rich made it to his kid's birthday party after travel delays. The woes of parenting and getting the work life balance, and plenty more!

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Nicole is fantasizing about something strange and Rich is becoming a little too casual. 

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Nicole and Rich answer some big questions like how soon is too soon to hit up a recent divorcee? And is shouting the same as child abuse? They also go over the things they miss the most about a childless life and all the latest headlines. From Halloween movies and DJ Will Ferrell to the media and celebrity relationships, nothing is off the table on this Tuesday episode of Have Kids, They Said.

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In today's episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by the incomparable and hilarious Alyce Chan (MOMCOMNYC) as they tackle some of parenting's toughest questions: Who’s your favorite kid? Where do you draw the line on conversation topics with other parents? And should you really invest in Bitcoin for your kid’s college fund?

In last week's TV Dad Face-Off, Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) took down Peter Griffin (Family Guy). This week, Johnny Rose (Schitt’s Creek) goes head-to-head with Jack Pearson (This Is Us), with Alyce introducing a new twist to the debate—do we judge TV dads on their parenting skills, or whether we’d want to sleep with them?

Finally, the trio answers a listener’s burning question: Should parents tell their kids Santa isn’t real, or leave it for someone else to spill the beans?

Catch more of Alyce’s comedy at momcom.co and on Instagram @momcomnyc.

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Wether it's singing songs or passing gas, kids can be loud. Parents can be too- and sometimes, we wish the kids weren't listening...

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Nicole and Rich are back in the studio for a very special Have Kids, They Said... episode! Nicole sets the record straight, triple-checks the facts with the help of listeners, and gets to the bottom of Bill Nance, the famous fisherman, and Jim Nantz, the famous American sportscaster. Some might say that Rich is dealing with the consequences of his choices by going on the longest road trip ever with his babies and can’t understand why they aren’t always in the best of moods. Stanley T. from the Morning Mashup makes a special appearance and drops some parental wisdom that Nicole and Rich truly appreciate. Nicole and Rich may have just found their parenting Yoda!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Is there such a thing as trashy parenting? Rich and Nicole react to the viral trend outlining some parenting red flags. They also discuss getting recognized in public with their families, the best place and time to wrap gifts, insane baseball contracts, and how a man and some pumpkin bars have ripped the internet apart.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Nicole and Rich wrap up your week, exhausted by Elf on the Shelf and the added challenge of keeping the Santa myth alive. Their advice for parents participating in Elf on the Shelf? Use your worst penmanship to keep the magic going!

Do the holidays bring out the most awkward conversations with your kids? Nicole experienced it firsthand during last weekend’s road trip with her children. Their curious questions included: What do clouds taste like? What’s cremation? and Can you smile at someone and say they have an ugly face without being mean?

Meanwhile, Rich and producer Jess share their love for Home Depot, but Nicole is still frustrated that they didn’t help Matt secure their Christmas tree on top of their car.

And you won't want to miss Today’s Top That featuring donut eating, football watching, and freezing in pajamas—because what’s the holiday season without a little chaos?

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Should you be putting your kids on social media? Nicole and Rich discuss the potential impact of putting your kids online. Also in this episode: Rich tells his wife to steal sushi, Nicole's kids give her curfews, and all of the weirdest headlines on Rich's feed.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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With kids, or without kids, that is the question- especially when making plans. In this episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the awkwardness of planning adults-only events, whether or not you should let your kids win at games, and what happens when a lice outbreak happens at your kid's school. Also in this episode: Rich has to coach a violent child at little league and Nicole has to deal with awkward noises during a wedding toast. 

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Matt joins Rich and Nicole to discuss how to get better prices at the grocery store, how to ask kids to do chores and the wonderful world of Hibachi.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Rich and Nicole struggle to give thanks when Nicole is walked in on (again) and Rich begins to feel insecure with his looks.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Sometimes you have to show your kids who's boss. Rich and Nicole discuss how as well as small lies they tell their kids to get them to behave.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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This week Nicole and Rich asked themselves, ‘Is Candy Corn a perverted candy?’. Rich shared with Nicole how he’s celebrating his 45th birthday by booking an appointment for a colonoscopy. Nicole and Rich question whether or not you have to go to every event your kid has and help a mother figure out how to act when she thinks her kid is ugly. Nicole is worried her son Keegan is becoming a pathological liar, and they discuss how to handle a kid who can’t stop lying.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Nudity, confrontation and tampons are just a few of the topics Rich and Nicole tackle on this ‘sode.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm