HAMMERCRAWL! (N. Phillip Cole)
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| 08 Nov 2018 | Ep011: WoZ Part 8 - Pot Pies and Bad Biscuits | 00:28:16 | |
The story of the Wolves of Zaramund continues! In this episode, we welcome the newest team member, who may or may not be a real doctor. Blessings of Fairuza all around for those who dare venture deeper into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
Episode Length: 29:00 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/008160f9-6e3f-4617-956c-be70275af79b This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 08 Nov 2018 | Ep009: WoZ Part 6 - This Field of Viscera | 00:32:52 | |
High fives all around, it's the Wolves of Zaramund! In our sixth episode of their first adventure, they continue further into the dungeon, encountering wandering monsters, hippy drum circles, and more! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
Episode Length: 32:52 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/0699e21c-60c0-4550-88de-3dc896645bc1 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 02 Sep 2018 | Ep006: WoZ Part 3 - The Power of Fairuza Balk Compels You | 00:35:57 | |
The Wolves of Zaramund continue their first combat encounter in episode 3 - part three of the initial four-episode recording launch. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
Episode Length: 35:56 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/0a8d0a96-2583-4c01-a656-1e098288b45e This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 09 Nov 2018 | Ep014: WoZ Part 11 - Chapter 1 Conclusion | 00:47:58 | |
With this episode we conclude the first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund! We open with more in-character discussion of future plans, and further preparation for the next dungeon. Stick around for a great post-mortem discussion on the events thus far, and the players' experiences with the HAMMERCRAWL! method of role-playing. Thanks for listening, everyone! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Links of Note: Credits:
Episode Length: 47:58 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/0b906b4f-b733-46d5-8569-a6e47994598f This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 17 Jun 2019 | Ep022: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 3: We Have Become Gods | 00:30:45 | |
WAGONCRAWL! 2019 continues in this third episode of the special event, recorded live at Wagoncon in The Dalles, Oregon. Will the new Halfling's streak of good luck continue to bless the party? Listen in and find out! As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
Credits:
Episode Length: 30:45 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/202159e1-bb56-46ed-bf1e-63b2be9ff23d This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 09 Nov 2018 | Ep013: WoZ Part 10 - Back to Town! | 00:30:40 | |
In the tenth episode of this saga, we deal with some post-dungeon, in-town miscellany. There's a lot of rules stuff here, but it's mixed in with a great amount of sweet character development, too. So hang around and get a deeper feel for how some of the background stuff works, and listen to the ongoing comedy! Oh, and meet the newest recruit to the Wolves, too! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
Episode Length: 30:40 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/2866a483-7b8a-4065-ad70-56bb44aab851 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 12 May 2018 | Ep001: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part One | 01:20:56 | |
WELCOME ADVENTURERS! This episode's release kicks off a project that I've been working on for several years now, and I'm thrilled to finally be able to launch this feed. Welcome to HAMMERCRAWL! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous. This episode is the first of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. We've been recording dozens of studio sessions for this podcast already, and this was our first attempt at running the mics during a public event. Despite a few mechanical distractions, I'm glad to say things worked out smashingly! This event was so enjoyable that we thought it would make the perfect kick-off for this podcast feed. I'm excited to share it with you, and I hope that you'll stick around for the many more episodes that will follow. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!
Timestamps of Note (We support Chapters!):
Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/2e69e30a-27f1-42c0-97e0-16258949bcf5 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 05 Feb 2019 | Ep016: WoZ Part 13 - Elfsplaining | 00:24:10 | |
The saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND continues on HAMMERCRAWL!, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast. We return to the ongoing story of the Wolves on their newest adventure, delving further into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS! In this episode, learn of the dangers of poking strange statues in weird dungeons, and experience the majesty of the GLITTERING STRIKE! For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly, instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note: Credits:
Episode Length: 24:10 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/3389c55b-28d3-4646-bcc9-5e79a03b80bf This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 08 Jul 2019 | Ep024: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 5: Good Night, Sweet Gary | 00:50:02 | |
We are thrilled to finally present you with the fifth and final installment of the grand WAGONCRAWL! 2019 live stage recording. Care to take bets on who in the final lineup will survive? Another HUGE thanks to the Wagoncon crew for letting us put on this awesome event at this past 2019 convention, right here in the Columbia Gorge. We have a fantastic time every time we go, and we're looking forward to more gaming excitement come 2020! Coming up next in the feed is yet another live event recording, this time from the recent 2019 Gamestorm convention, held every Spring in Portland, OR. Stay tuned for more HAMMERCRAWL! As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
Credits:
Episode Length: 50:02 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/3801bba8-4327-49e9-b902-32846c341bed This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 08 Nov 2018 | Ep008: WoZ Part 5 - The Iron Labia | 00:26:18 | |
The Wolves of Zaramund are back, continuing their delve into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT! In this fifth episode of their ongoing saga, the Wolves take a bit too much delight in "utilizing" the innards of their first dungeon victims... Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
Episode Length: 26:18 (we support Chapter Marks!) Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/4562fbed-18cb-4e3d-a428-3e39a181338a This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 19 Jul 2018 | Ep003: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part Three (and final) | 00:52:10 | |
Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous. This episode is the third and final of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. Once more, a new party of unseasoned adventurers test their wits and luck against the horrors of THE WAGONCRAWL. Listen to see how far they make it! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
Timestamps of Note (we support Chapters!):
Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/4566ce96-7dfd-44cf-85b0-6239b1c65297 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 09 Nov 2018 | Ep012: WoZ Part 9 - That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Evil | 00:31:33 | |
In the ninth episode of their ongoing saga, the Wolves of Zaramund face dangerous creepy-crawlies deep within THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
Episode Length: 31:33 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/4d75afbe-0428-45bc-bad6-68bc9bc676d6 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 25 Feb 2019 | Ep018: WoZ Part 15 - Butt Touching | 00:33:20 | |
In the newest episode of the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND, our crew gets up close and personal with some very angry tentacles in THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS, in a very unpleasant way. No, not that way. Stop that. Don't be gross. It's another exciting and hilarious episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated dungeon crawl podcast! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Credits:
Episode Length: 33:20 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/63b0e185-2d7f-4477-8d4b-1ffbbd25ec6c This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 23 Feb 2019 | Ep017: WoZ Part 14 - I HATE CUBES! | 00:35:07 | |
It's time for another exciting episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast! Picking up where we left off, the WOLVES OF ZARAMUND move ever-so-slightly forward on their first venture into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. Having dealt with the slimy guardian of the first chamber, Dom makes up their mind on the nature of gelatinous cubes. The rest of the party makes important discovers on methods of dental hygiene while dungeon crawling. For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly (well, more or less), instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Credits:
Episode Length: 35:07 (we support Chapter Marks!) Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/64c043f4-e234-4acd-9724-700b5ec4ad57 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 09 Sep 2019 | Ep029: Dungeon Full of Monsters Part 2: Two Mollusks and a Dwarf | 02:37:18 | |
Our special new extended campaign continues with its second session, here on the HAMMERCRAWL! comedic dungeon crawl podcast! While our process is usually 100% generated on the fly through a mix of improv and quick-draw cards, for this campaign we're using the wonderful DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS (by Johnstone Metzger) as the underlying dungeon into which our probably-doomed adventurers are delving. Will Spandrel's will bring order to this chaotic cesspit of evil? Will anyone manage to escape with their limbs intact? Tune in and find out! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
Credits:
Episode Length: 02:37:17 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/8301cf76-4182-481f-a9f2-d1a1373f3b98 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 10 Jun 2019 | Ep021: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 2: Two Halflings, a Wizard, and a Clown | 00:27:41 | |
The super-awesome 2019 WAGONCRAWL! live adventure continues with this second episode! Recorded on stage at Wagoncon 2019 in The Dalles, Oregon. Will Lady Deathfinger's replacement bring a better round of luck to Scooper's Bears as they venture deeper into THE SECRET CHAMBERS OF EVIL? Listen in and find out on this next episode of THE WAGONCRAWL! (ominous music) As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
Credits:
Episode Length: 27:41 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/84274285-d26f-459e-8522-f4c03a9876a5 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 22 Jul 2019 | Ep025: Gamestorm 2019 Part 1: The Bacon was a Lie | 00:49:11 | |
Welcome adventurers to another set of special live recordings! This time around, we're bringing you a three-parter recorded at the Gamestorm convention this past March, right here in Portland, Oregon. As with all of our convention and one-shot gaming events, this game was played "hot seat" style, with new players rotating in every time a party member died in the dungeon. It's always a roaring good time, and this event was no exception! So we hope you enjoy yet another delve into the randomly-generated insanity of HAMMERCRAWL! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
Credits:
Episode Length: 49:12 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/9bb13b12-bd8e-4d90-ac61-8faba1da92c4 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 02 Sep 2018 | Ep007: WoZ Part 4 - For Trippyyyyy! | 00:22:07 | |
In the the fourth and final episode of the initial recording session, The Wolves of Zaramund conclude their first combat encounter. Stick around for the next sessions to come, as the Wolves of Zaramund venture deeper into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT (lightning crash)! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
Episode Length: 22:06 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/9bd04847-d516-41af-993c-486e0521c090 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 29 Jul 2019 | Ep026: Gamestorm 2019 Part 2: The Bone Golem Hates Cats | 00:54:29 | |
The Gamestorm 2019 live event recording continues in part two! This three-parter was recorded at the Gamestorm convention this past March, right here in Portland, Oregon. As with all of our convention and one-shot gaming events, this game was played "hot seat" style, with new players rotating in every time a party member died in the dungeon. It's always a roaring good time, and this event was no exception! So we hope you enjoy yet another delve into the randomly-generated insanity of HAMMERCRAWL! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
Credits:
Episode Length: 54:31 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/aef37181-334f-4849-a45a-513c5c8b1379 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 08 Nov 2018 | Ep010: WoZ Part 7 - Stupid Ideas | 00:47:53 | |
In our latest episode of the ongoing delve into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT, the Wolves of Zaramund learn a hard lesson about disrespecting undead hippy drum circles! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
Episode Length: 47:53 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/afed7137-3d90-485c-9567-8de6452229a1 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 03 Jun 2019 | Ep020: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 1: Lady Deathfinger Does Not Do Gross | 00:37:34 | |
AT LONG LAST, WE RETURN! Sorry for the long wait, folks! The Breakfast Puppies setup has recently undergone a complete studio move and upgrade, which has taken a lot more work than initially planned. But after a break for the convention season, we're back to regular releases of HAMMERCRAWL! This time we bring you the first of the new WAGONCRAWL! adventures, recorded live on stage at Wagoncon 2019, right here in the beautiful Columbia Gorge. We had an awesome turnout of folks ready to cycle through the meatgrinder, scoring us a good handful of episodes to roll out for your listening enjoyment. As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
Credits:
Episode Length: 37:34 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/cbbd5f89-2330-4e69-82cf-794e3310a8ed This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 16 Sep 2019 | Ep030: Dungeon Full of Monsters Part 3: Definitely Cat Magic | 02:34:01 | |
WOO HOO, NATALIE IS BACK! We missed her greatly, and are super extra ULTRA DRAGON PUNCH EDITION* happy to have her join us again for HAMMERCRAWL! This episode is our third recording session of the ongoing new DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS! In this installment of the adventures of THE CRIMSON THORNS, we learn that feline mysteries are afoot, indeed. A new party member joins the crew after a brief visit back to town, and the party gets there, aha, fingers in more than one Chaos Pie... Oh yeah: do you like mimes? I hope you like mimes. This episode's got mimes, miming mightily. * The one with the pre-order bonus of an alternate hide color for Vovine the Bovine, of course. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
Credits:
Episode Length: 02:34:01 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/ced2cc2a-fb4f-4582-a6f5-97893c65ddaa This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 30 Jan 2019 | Ep015: WoZ Part 12 - Another Form of Failure | 00:30:57 | |
Welcome back to another episode of HAMMERCRAWL! the 100% randomly-generated comedic actual play podcast. After a bit of a break, the Wolves of Zaramund are finally back on the mics with a new adventure! Having given up on the Black Lair of the Vampire Count after suffering a few team losses, the remnants of their team gathers together for another foray into a brand new dungeon: THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS! For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly, instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Credits:
Episode Length: 30:57 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/d086c0af-3c1a-4348-b391-5a1894dd041d This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 04 Mar 2019 | Ep019: WoZ Part 16 - The Sleep Sack | 00:34:13 | |
In this episode of HAMMERCRAWL!, the group learns some very important tactics when dealing with an enraged half-ogre. This wraps up another batch of episodes in the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND as they continue deeper into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. We'll see you next time! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Credits:
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| 24 Jun 2019 | Ep023: WAGONCRAWL 2019! Part 4: My Little Corner of Shame | 00:35:51 | |
And the WAGONCRAWL! 2019 event continues! In this fifth episode, recorded live at Wagoncon in The Dalles, Oregon, two new players try their hand at surviving the dungeon, raising the Total Active Halfling Count to 3. Can we go for four? As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
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Episode Length: 27:41 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/db3d689b-547c-4c19-8117-9d86db3dc9c0 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 05 Aug 2019 | Ep027: Gamestorm 2019 Part 3: Feelings are Healthy | 00:30:06 | |
The Gamestorm 2019 live event recording now concludes in the third and final part of this saga. This three-parter was recorded at the Gamestorm convention this past March, right here in Portland, Oregon. As with all of our convention and one-shot gaming events, this game was played "hot seat" style, with new players rotating in every time a party member died in the dungeon. It's always a roaring good time, and this event was no exception! So we hope you enjoy yet another delve into the randomly-generated insanity of HAMMERCRAWL! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
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Episode Length: 30:07 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/db555cd4-dbe3-4630-b657-a9cd0e40266d This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 02 Sep 2018 | Ep005: WoZ Part 2 - My Ogre Senses are Tingling | 00:37:03 | |
The first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund continues in episode 2! This time, we finally step into the dungeon to see what's inside the very first room... This is the second part of the initial four-episode recording launch. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
Episode Length: 37:02 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/dda22aa3-94a3-4f57-b1fa-3e2eb4615a06 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 19 Jul 2018 | Ep002: WAGONCRAWL 2018! Part Two | 00:30:32 | |
Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous. This episode is the second of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. In this session a brand new party of adventurers rise up from the audience and try their hands (and dice) at surviving a randomly-created dungeon. Will these newcomers meet a better fate than their forebears in episode 1? Listen and find out! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Credits:
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| 02 Sep 2018 | Ep004: WoZ Part 1 - Vampire Dingus Leavings | 00:27:49 | |
Welcome to a brand new randomly-generated comedic gaming adventure! This episode kicks off a new series of session recordings with an all-new adventuring party comprised of some of my favorite local gamers. Calling themselves the Wolves of Zaramund, this all-women group (at least initially) joins the HAMMERCRAWL! annals with their very special and very awesome take on a classic tale of spurned-love revenge - albeit set in a Vampire Dungeon in 1997! This initial batch of four episodes was recorded in a single session, and broken down for ease of listening. We have more episodes with the Wolves to follow, as well! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! Links of Note: Credits:
Episode Length: 27:48 (we support Chapter Marks!): Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawl Find out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.co Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/e7342f32-cc45-4e37-86a3-aaa49c229ec8 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| 15 Aug 2019 | Ep028: Dungeon Full of Monsters Part 1: That Garlic-Flesh Smell | 02:33:43 | |
Welcome to the beginning of a whole new adventure on the HAMMERCRAWL! comedic dungeon crawl podcast! As always, every aspect of our play is randomly generated via a mix of random tables, inspirational cards, and pure unfiltered improvisation. This time, however, we're changing things up a bit by taking a stab at an actual published dungeon: the excellent DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS by Johnstone Metzger! This dungeon is a perfect component for HAMMERCRAWL!-style gaming, as the entire structure and flow of it is driven by its own random tables, right down to how the very dungeon rooms are assembled. Starting with this episode we're also switching to a full-session release format. This means each episode will encapsulate an entire play session, resulting in longer episodes that listeners can digest at their own leisure. The files are a tad longer, and the releases will be spaced out by a couple of weeks as a result. Anyway, we have an excellent cast of players once again, and hope you enjoy listening to our chaotic adventures as much as we enjoyed rolling them! Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note:
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Episode Length: 02:33:43 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/f7ca265e-dcdc-4ae9-88f4-037b1b0dcc01 This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||