Flavor Text (Marena and Sunny)
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| 11 May 2022 | Episode 2- Yawg, What is in Your Heart? | 01:56:30 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay Episode two of the Flavor Text Podcast has us reading Chapters Three through Five of The Thran! We are introduced to the budding Revolution and a growing need for every protagonist in this book to attend an empathy class. Click the link below for the document/links about the history of The Thran and Yawgmoth in card depictions: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hz-js95DtsISrnLMlHT191b_5vMmg58y/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=109528985751658612468&rtpof=true&sd=true Find the Flavor Text tumblr here! Feel free to ask questions or submit funny memes for podcast discussion. https://theflavortextpodcast.tumblr.com A big thanks to everyone from the MTGVorthos subreddit for commenting and listening! | |||
| 11 Aug 2022 | Episode 8- Oops! All Machines | 01:23:29 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay Episode Eight of the Flavor Text Podcast is watching Halcyon go down the drain in 48 hours or less or your money back guaranteed. Happy Birthday to Magic the Gathering! If you'd like to read along with our little birthday surprise, follow the link below! https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/75t4r6/found_a_review_of_magic_the_gathering_circa_its | |||
| 08 Sep 2022 | Episode 10- Gaslight, Gatekeep, Yawgboss | 01:04:25 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is theflavortextpodcast@gmail.com. Episode Ten of the Flavor Text Podcast is about kinkshaming dead planeswalkers. Oh, and Yawgmoth dies. He's totally dead. 1000% dead. 0:00 - Intro and Flavor Text Requests 23:25 - Chapter Summaries 52:49 - There is No News and We Must Scream (Sheoldred Elk Card When?) You can find Sunny's work here or here. Listen to the end of the episode for information on how to win a free commission! | |||
| 07 Oct 2022 | Episode 12- Heart to Heartstone (The Thran FINALE) | 01:46:34 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is theflavortextpodcast@gmail.com. Episode Twelve of the Flavor Text Podcast wraps the Thran up. We look at the Thrilling Conclusion, Related Cards, and how clown tribal is connected to everything. (It's not.) Go ahead and click here if you'd like to see all of the Thran-related cards we discussed in today's episode! 0:00 - Intro and MTG News 22:32 - Chapter Summaries 48:54 - The Thran Flavor Text Compendium | |||
| 16 Jun 2022 | Episode 4 - Sadako versus Norn | 01:36:55 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay Episode four of the Flavor Text Podcast has us reading through Chapter Ten of The Thran! Part Two has a whole lot of Yawg loving and a whole lot of questioning just what goes on in the Caves of the Damned. You are Legally Required to submit your answers to this poll regarding today's WWE-worthy matchup. https://forms.gle/UH8B8ip55BePE8zg7 | |||
| 01 Jul 2022 | Episode 5- With Apologies to J. Robert King | 01:22:11 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay Episode five of the Flavor Text Podcast has us apologizing to J. Robert King for getting it all wrong. We've misunderstood him this whole time. We were so, so wrong. Also, Yawgmoth is an absolute chad on main. Take a glance at the forbidden back cover of the Thran and send us your opinions: who the heck is on the back here??? | |||
| 28 Jul 2022 | Episode 7- Phyrexian Watersports | 01:34:37 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay Episode Seven of the Flavor Text Podcast is worse than the title suggests. If you're surprised by now, you haven't been reading! We also discuss some recent card revelations for probably way too much of the episode. | |||
| 26 May 2022 | Episode 3- R E V O L U T I O N | 01:29:20 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay
Episode three of the Flavor Text Podcast finally sees the REVOLUTION. Will Gix overthrow the establishment? Will Yawgmoth have a consistent personality? Will Rebbec stop making an ascension metaphor for five seconds? Join us and find out!
TW: Light discussion of rape (J Robert King come find me)
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| 21 Sep 2022 | Episode 11- ...and One for Yawgmoth! | 01:29:44 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is theflavortextpodcast@gmail.com. Content Warning: The chapters discussed here today involve situations depicting drugging and non-consent. If these topics bother you, consider skipping the chapter summaries this week. Episode Eleven of the Flavor Text Podcast involves desperately trying to sandbag horrible chapter content with the birth of clown tribal. Elesh Norn is a confirmed horse girl. 0:00 - Intro and Flavor Text Requests 13:27 - Chapter Summaries 58:00 - Warhammer and UNF Discussion | |||
| 10 Nov 2022 | Episode 14 - The Brother Battle Book by Dr. Seuss | 01:38:13 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is theflavortextpodcast@gmail.com. Episode Fourteen of the Flavor Text Podcast brings us to childhood's end for our titular brothers. We lose a character, we discuss a character that might never have been lost, and also think about roach flour cookies. Mmm, roach flour. 0:00 - Intro and MTG News 9:37 - Chapter Summaries 57:49 - So Much Flavor Text (New Brother's War Cards!) | |||
| 28 Nov 2022 | Episode 15- A Book Worth Marrying a Princesses For | 01:30:50 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is theflavortextpodcast@gmail.com. Episode Fifteen of the Flavor Text Podcast begins part two of the Brother's War and shows us what each of the brother's fates have become! We also have a very, very special guest with us today, we can't believe we got him on air with us. Check out his voice here: https://youtu.be/hjyil6X4bGY Also check out the concept art of the Brother's War here: https://www.mtg-multiverse.com/concept-art#/the-brothers-war-2022/ 0:00 - Intro and MTG News 8:43 - Chapter Summaries 1:12:57 - Sunny's Comic Corner | |||
| 14 Jul 2022 | Episode 6- Deus Ex Dyfed | 01:24:03 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay Episode Six of the Flavor Text Podcast brings us to the halfway point of the Thran! Target book planeswalks, and we discuss the Color Purple. See the writeup of the purple cards here, as well as a brief summary of Yawgmoth Lead Theory: | |||
| 30 Apr 2022 | Episode 1 - Stupid Sexy Yawgmoth | 01:19:10 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay Welcome to the pilot episode of Flavor Text: A MTG Lore podcast! Here we read the Magic: The Gathering books, chapter by chapter and give summaries and comment on how flawless these stories are. Join Marena (she/her) and Sunny (they/them) as we read the prologue, first and second chapters of the 1999 book The Thran by J. Robert King Email us at: theflavortextpodcast@gmail.com The Thran Unnofficial Audiobook by Card Bazaar | |||
| 16 Dec 2022 | Episode 16- Urza's Flying War Crimes | 01:35:45 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is theflavortextpodcast@gmail.com. Episode Sixteen of the Flavor Text Podcast sees a completely normal peace talk where nothing bad happens at all ever. Also, Ashnod did nothing wrong. 0:00 - Rusko, Rusko, Rusko, Rusko... 14:50 - Chapter Summaries and Flavor Text | |||
| 25 Aug 2022 | Episode 9- How to Stop Worrying and Love the Charge Stone | 01:31:56 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay Episode Nine of the Flavor Text Podcast is watching us completely screw up character names and remove knives from our frontal lobes. 0:00 - Intro and Flavor Text Requests 20:00 - Chapter Summaries 48:40 - Dominaria United and Other News | |||
| 20 Oct 2022 | Episode 13- Tocasia's Archeological Summer Camp for Wayward Youths | 01:13:28 | |
Music by Coma-Media from Pixabay. Our email for flavor text requests is theflavortextpodcast@gmail.com. Episode Thirteen of the Flavor Text Podcast starts us off with the first chapters of the infamous Brother's War! We see a frankly staggering jump in writing quality as well as consider a planeswalker who is just a rock. 0:00 - Intro and MTG News 7:39 - Chapter Summaries 55:54 - Sunny's Comic Corner | |||
