Every F'n FF (Curtis & Karl & Alex)

Edge... is on edge! This week we're taking a quick ride with Reeve, learning more about Deepground, and getting a weird transmission from a wacky antagonist!

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So we're finally in Edge. It's rainy, broody, and hella shooty. Curtis' controls are broken. We meet a hyper asymmetrical-yet-stylish scientist, help a young scamp avenge his parents' death, and get real wild with cinematography.

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This week we're at WRO Headquarters! After being pickled by Shalua we learn about Lucretia's mysterious thesis. Then Deepground crashes the party and its elevator chasin'!

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This week we're creeping back into Nibelheim! Taking the back entrance we spend some time stompin' turts, then take many elevators to our old stomping grounds. We also take a little detour to life an afternoon in the shoes of our favorite little scamp Cait Sith. I wonder how much the manor has changes since we were last here!

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In which we meet up with our favorite little ninja, and crash our way back to WRO, just in time for some real tragic... and wet... farewells.

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This week we're kicking back and hanging out with our boy Cid and his new ride.

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We've landed gracefully in the good ol' Train Graveyard, and have started an impromptu daycare as we shoot our way towards Midgar's central complex. There we do some fancy IT assistance and have a rematch with Rosso.

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This week we're at Shinra Tower again, albeit in ruins. We take the easily accessible secret entrance to the basement and through many bottomless data centers. Time for major debugging.

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We've made it into the bowels of Deepground! We shoot gargoyles, bugs, and a helicopter AGAIN but this time on a monorail! We're also introduced to Vincent's hot dad, and catch up with Nero for a Western shoot-out.

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We're still deep in Deepground and planning our attack on Reactor Zero, where we let loose in the mako juice, and say farewell to all the various enemies we've obliterated throughout this game. Afterwards, in the chewy center of Reactor Zero, we finally confront the jock in the big chair: Weiss.

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After defeating Weiss(?) we discover Omega still has plans. We then hastily perform a demonic colonoscopy, and put this game to rest. 

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We're back to cover 2009's FINAL FANTASY XIII! We talk about the long road leading up to its release, and the culture surrounding it. We also discuss the epic and confusing opening moments as we crack into the first chapter!

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Now that we're pass all the intro overload, this week we charge ahead and join a militia of baristas– making some orphans while doin' it.

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This week we're exploring the Pulse Vestige and learn a finally get a sense of what most of our gang's motivations are. We discuss shrouds, the music of this game, and meet some spoopy zombies.

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This week we request to speak with the manager, then think back to happier days... Season 3, perhaps.

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This week, Mrzwanzig appears as we awaken in the now-frozen Lake Bresha. He schools us with in-depth knowledge to help us take in the newly introduced Paradigm system!

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This week we wrap up Lake Bresha and go to the mall! Meanwhile Snow has to impress some biker chicks or die trying.

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This week we catch up with Sazh and the crew as we blast off from Lake Bresha, as well as subterranean Cocoon proper, before crashing right back into The Vile Peaks. The party splinters, but we get oodles of juicy flashbacks.

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This week we're finishing out the Vile Peaks! Lightning announces her crazy plan and goes on her own way, with Hope on her heels (and later, hooves.) Vanille and Sazh go on a much jauntier and jazzier trip through a processing plant.

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This week we're joined by our pal Muttski! Together the four of us catch up with Snow, briefly, as he's taken in by the formidable Cid! Then we flash back to Bodhum for a stroll, and then finally knife our way thru Gapra Whitewood with Hope and Lightning.

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Corey returns to help us figure out our mission! We finish out Gapra Whitewood and set our sites on our first town, then check in on Sazh and Vanille in the Sunleth Waterscape, where things are only looking up!

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Corey continues his focus this week! We break into Palumpolum and see where the poop goes in, and food comes out. We meet the working class citizens of the sewers and take a moment to talk about the 2017 Nissan Kicks.

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This week we're still in Palumpolum, this time with Lightning and Fang! We run amok a bit before hitting the streets with Hope and Snow again to stick it to the local police, and spook some locals.

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This week we're finishing out Palumpolum with our good friend StronkChonkler!
We learn more of Fang's whole deal, check in on Snow and Hope, and meet up at the Estheim residence— just in time for the holidays.

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This week, we're catching up with Vanille and Sazh in Nautilus, the City of Dreams! Which of course means nothing can go wrong.

Content warning: (Self-harm/Suicide) 02:07:45 — 02:07:45

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This week we're scheming! With the remaining team of best friends, we plan our break-in to The Palamecia! It's almost too easy...

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With Sazh and Vanille lost to the wrath of the Flanborg and Thermadon, we catch up with the Alpha Team to go fishing, and fight our way to Sunday Mass.

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We find ourselves, this week, in the mysterious Fifth Ark! Snows sulking, and brands are aching, but we're storming ahead, now with every role at our disposal!

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We fight our way outta the Fifth Ark and blast off to Gran Pulse; all while experiencing multiple consecutive emotional breakdowns and pep talks!

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These week we're joined by Steven of Daycare Dittos! With the game dumping all Gran Pulse has to offer at our feet, we stumble through the first batch of (optional) missions. We discover new enemies, complete some unfinished Cie'th business, and uncover some secrets.

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This week we're still on Gran Pulse, getting deep into more missions! We finally unlock the majestic Chocobo riding, as well as meet a familiar prickly friend. Afterwards we finally dive into the Mah'habara Subterra to tame a deadly hamster ball.

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In which we ride that big ball Atomos to Sulyya Springs, then ascend the mega cloister called Taejin's Tower.

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This week we're joined yet again by Corey to talk all about Oerba! We envision the culture and values of Pulse living, not excluding a friendly robot companion. We also meditate on our character's current state in their journey before looking back towards Cocoon...

Content Warning (Pet Death): 00:50:22 - 00:51:37

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It's a race to the finish this week, as we very gruelingly discuss our flashy entrance back into Cocoon, and make a rush for the capital!

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We're taking the holiday off this week, but Karl leaves a lovely gift under the Cie'thmas tree, reading an excerpt from Final Fantasy XIII: Episode Zero: Promise!

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Now deep in the heart of Eden, we make a dash for Edenhall, where Orphan sleeps—but not before making a few snack stops en route.

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Now deep in Orphan's Cradle, we do a mandatory boss rush before sitting down to philosophize with Barthandelus in his corner office.

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In which we take down Orphan, and Cocoon with it... 

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In which we return to Gran Pulse to address some unfinished business.

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We finally wrap up this game with the aide of speedrunner and FFXIII connoisseur Mrzwanzig and his apprentice (and returning guest) Ninnyz! We talk turtles and cactuar, then announce what the future holds for us on the podcast.

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Today is MAR10! That means we celebrate our favorite mustachioed plumber; and what better time to discuss one our favorite "not-quite-a-Final Fantasy" games: Super Mario RPG from 1996 on the Super Nintendo.
We're joined by Hugo award-winning writer (and author of the recently released Fight, Magic, Items) Aidan Moher, where we discuss the peak of JRPGs in the 16bit-era, and Squaresoft's huge collaboration with game giant Nintendo to make something incredibly unique in the landscape of JRPGs, but still retaining that global appeal Nintendo is known for.

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Super Mario RPG fan and host-in-law Frostwad joins us in speedrunning a whole season covering the game!

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We get our hands dirty with the first-ever Final Fantasy sequel, Final Fantasy II.

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3 orphans walk into a bar...

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In which we go to Bafsk, because we hear they're building something terrible there.

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This week we venture thru the Snow Cavern, and make our way to Kashuan Keep in search of the Sunfire.

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Bee joins us to stick it to the Dreadnought, and discuss which Cid is the best at grilling.

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In which Darmock joins us in slaying a dragon.

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Curtis & Karl embark on their podcasterly journey into Midgar. They befriend terrorists, drop bangles, and tip barrels.

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In which we take back Fynn, and look for a couple of masks.

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This week we finally get that totally one-of-a-kind Crystal Rod, and use it to go fishing.

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Our friend Ceaselessly joins us in attacking the Cyclone that threatens Fynn! We discuss nu metal and finally take on the Emperor!

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Curtis & Karl are joined by friend Ali (aka djantir) for a trip to Wall Market! They go shopping, meet some nice men along the way, and drop by Sector 7 for a slice of pizza.

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Corey once again joins us to see off FINAL FANTASY II. We take the Jade Passage to Hell, talk about the weather, admire the stellar interior design, and think about the legs of Final Fantasy final bosses.

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It's 4th of July and producer Alex has a mic now! We climb golden wires of hope, avoid Noids, discover the World's #1 Dab, and become the first podcast with a bass solo.*
Will we ever have an episode shorter than 90 minutes?

(*please don't tell us if we're not.)

Content warning: (for themes of nonconsensual sex) 
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We've returned after a long Calm to catch back up with Yuna and the gang in the 2003 PlayStation 2 title FINAL FANTASY X-2! Curtis lays down the musical roadmap, and we ponder what CAN this game do for us? A lot, apparently.

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With one mission under our belt, we board our new Airship and get aquainted with our new crew. After partaking in our mandatory rest, we head off to Mt. Gagazet!

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We're taking a trip back to Luca! It's the off-season and we go behind the music... Afterwards we hit up Mushroom Rock to catch up with some familiar soldiers and some old-fashioned storytime.

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There's mysteries to solve, gang! Who left the door open? Is the Promised Land real? How do you pronounce "ZENENE?" How does a tank operate an elevator? How many times can Karl reference The Simpsons in one episode?

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This week we're hitting up Djose to learn about new-fangled machines, and the so-called "big dig." Afterwards we discuss Hypello hygenics, sofa mathematics, and revisit shoopuff gastroenterology...

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This week we're taking a stroll through Macalania Woods to find out where the Guado have gone and catch up with our favorite merchant. Afterwards we return to Bikanel Island to try our luck with Gippal's big dig.

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It's a Hotspot Episode! Our buddy Billy joins us as we make a quick stop to check on the Ronso before returning home to Besaid! There we learn about fatherhood and pregnancy. Afterwards we head out to Zanarkand, which has become bustling with captitalism, scams, and monkeys!

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This week we take the long way down memory lane. We also go mountain climbing, discover old smells, and old jams. Don't forget to call your mom!

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This week we're joined once again by our friend StronkChonkler as we partake in a storming of a temple in Kilika, then blow off some steam back on the Celcius with some musical accompaniment.


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Fly Gullwings fly! We make the tricky decision to return our stolen sphere to the correct faction, but in a heated Sphere Hunter moment, we get burgled! Before retaliating though, we return to Besaid to brush up on our marksmanship in the Gunner's Gauntlet!

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Leaving the spooky memories behind, we venture onwards to meet big birds, bigger birds, big snakes, smaller snakes, and a Naruto cosplayer.

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This week we finally catch up with Shelinda who's gone into journalism in Luca! Afterwards we hop over to the Mi'hen Highroad to see more familiar faces, and wrangle ourselves a Chocobo.

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This week we return to the Moonflow to scalp some show tickets for Tobli! And because you can't put on a show without musicians, we make our way to the Macalania Woods to get the band together.

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WARNING: LONG EPISODE!
We finally made it to Junon! We take a trip to the beach to meet Ecco the Dolphin. We also pay our respects to our new President, and learn all about the exciting progressive economy of Junon... all while definitely not mentioning seamen at any time.

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Steven from Daycare Dittos returns to help us finally get gooned up for our infiltration mission! But first we need to play matchmaker for a growing family of monkeys that have moved into Zanarkand. Hopefully we can find a relaxing spot to unwind after.

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Our good friend Bee returns to help us execute some precise goonwork to retrieve our stolen sphere from Leblanc! We discuss pleasure strats, hot new dress spheres, and a surprising reunion.

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It's finally time for some summertime fun times in Costa del Sol! We go hang out at the beach with old friends and go mountain climbing. We also steal from bird nests. We THOUGHT we were done airing our dirty laundry, but nope.

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Today we partake the craze that's been sweeping all over Spira: Sphere Break! We win (of course) and obtain a fresh new dressphere, then zip over to Mi'hen Highroad to take care of some wacky machina that have gone rogue.

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This week we establish ties with the Cacti Nation, and do our charitable work of escorting tourists out of the Chamber of the Fayth. Afterwards we run up Mt. Gagazet to stop a war on the Guado! Who could have seen this coming?

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Fiends are still pouring out of the temples! We return to Besaid to stop an arson, as well as play hot and cold around the island. Afterwards, we once again sneak into Kilika, uncover a conspiracy under Bevelle, clean out Djose, and get shlooped into the Farplane.

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Our local Japanese translator, transit expert, and friend Corey drops in to help us distract ourselves from tragic backstories at the Gold Saucer and we fail miserably. At the very least we talk about Cactuar etymology and anatomy.

Content warning: (for themes of gun violence)
[58:05 – 1:02:10]

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Having freshly escaped the Farplane last time, we come to terms that what Yuna is looking for might not exist. The gang comes up with a plan to put on a big show for unity, and then we prompty go check in on Shinra's nanny cams to touch base with all of Spira.

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This week we're enlisting Tobli to help promote our concert, but we have to chase him down first! We shake off some stage fright jitters, then return to checking out the Commspheres to touch base with all our favorite Spirans.

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It's showtime... almost! First we need to clear out the Thunder Plains make sure our venue is secure. Then it's time for AMV paradise!

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This week's all about love and the future as we listen in on Brother's lovesick woes, learn the origin of The Celcius, and visit Besaid to finally meet Wakka's heir.

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The great Mi'ihen Highroad Mystery comes to many thrilling conclusions! After we catch the perps, we go to blow off some steam at Mushroom Rock with the Youth League.

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This week we go chasing spirits beneath Bevelle once again; this time in the Via Infinito. Afterwards we go visit some totally chill ghosts in the Den of Woe.

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This week we're joined by Justin Taylor of the band KNIGHT OF THE ROUND! We discuss Chocobo racing strategies in the Gold Saucer, then buggy to Gongaga to dish gossip. We also talk froggy statuses, big honkin' Materia, and Baby Bop.

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Today we test out some new Al-Bhed superweapons! Then afterward, riding on the success of Yunapalooza, we put on an impromptu "performance at the Moonflow.

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This week we're doing some more homecoming celebrations at Cosmo Canyon! We learn a new name, ride an old man's apparatus, and learn about the Lifestream! Afterwards we hang around the campfire, go walking into spiderwebs, and do some ghostbustin'.

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Nibel Nibel Heim, Nibel Heimy Ho! We finally made it to Nibelheim, where it all happened. I'm sure there's been some good developments in the past five years since it burned down... maybe they have a Starbucks, now! Regardless we find ourself wandering down memory lane again, cracking safes, meeting a friendly Dracula, and reading some enthralling literature.

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It's Rocket Town, baby! We're doing some aeronautical tourism, as well as some toilet tourism! We meet a 32-year-old baby boomer, get some fresh Shinra Inc. history lessons, and bump into our old pal Palmer! We also chat a little about the new FINAL FANTASY VII: Remake Trailer.

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Joining us this week is Adam Payne from Knight of the Round and BIT X BIT drops in to talk Wutai! Yuffie's yoinked our Materia and someone else yoinked our Yuffie! Cait Sith is a feminist, Vincent is an incel. It's truly omnishambles.

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Guess what? We're back at the Gold Saucer this week! We entertain boss man Dio by gambling to the death, and go on ALL the dates! DA-TES! Do we get lucky? Or do we get our hearts broken?

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Oops! Long episode.
After a successful date and backstabbing we're making our way east to Aerith's grandparents' house. There's puzzles and ghouls galore, as well as some friendly ghosts. What spooks and scares do we find? What time is it? What walls do we punch?

Davesterio's speedrun cut short by Demon's Gate + Lucky 7's -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqzUWa-pfq4

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This week we're visiting the spooky and sensual Bone Village and beyond with our artist and streamer friend Nina a.k.a. TinyNeenja! We go on a big dig for treasure and delights, in hopes to eventually find our friends Aerith and Sephiroth. Hopefully nothing tragic or iconic happens!

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After a smooth and painless trip through the City of the Ancients, we've made it all the way to the Icicle Inn! We check out the local nightlife, get in a fistfight, snoop through a dead man's DVR, and hit the fresh powder!

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Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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This week we're taking on the Gaea's Cliff and descend into the Northern Crater, with our friend Mike Shirley-Donnelly of Curious Quail! We learn about body temperature management, save point lore, stalagmites, and black-haired himbos! Skitters and Topaz drop in as well, and not all is as it seems.

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Greetings friends! Alex, here. This is a bit that was originally going to be at the end of next episode (dropping Friday) but both this segment and the episode went longer than expected, so it's a mini/bonus/mess instead!

For context, last Saturday I came across a kitten on the highway in central Philadelphia who needed expensive medical attention so we whipped up a GoFundMe and boy did people come through! In only a few days, we reached our goal, and on this minisode, we'd like to thank everyone who chipped in and helped this kitten (now named Goose) get her legs back!

Thank you all!
See you Friday!

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We're back in Junon, baby! – and Cloud is nowhere to be found! Alas we move onward, having a real sleepy time with our friend Alex Wimmer! We go for a final jog before being executed and get into slapping fights while the end of the world knocks at our door!

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We find ourselves stumbling to the supposed vacation destination Mideel, where we find an old friend and meet man's best friend! We also get to play dad, hijack a train, and defend an egg!

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Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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In which we punch a kaiju in the dick, put a name to a himbo, and get slimed.

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Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/2XBKpwg

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Once again we've returned to Junon: this time to pull fire alarms, fight Carry Armor, and hijack a submarine! What treasures and horrors await us in the depths of the Gaia seas?

The Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group - horg.com

Muttski - "Welcome to FF Speedruns (Carry Armor)" - bit.ly/2XAGtJV

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Turkey day is over, so today we're hunkering down in the studio and talking about everything Chocobo! To help us on the long road to that sweet Golden 'Bo, our bud Remy came into the studio! We discuss FFVII bugs, nuts, Pokémon bugs, Dave & Buster's, nuts, RNGs, overpowered summons, and nuts!

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