Dark Side Divas - A Star Wars Podcast (Stefannie and Chris)

The divas take a break from the clone wars to discuss The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special! It's the holidays, and we felt like being festive. The show is pure chaos, in a good way, and we highly recommend sitting down with your family and watching it. We can't talk about this special without talking about the original Star Wars Holiday special, though Chris wishes he could forget about it. The divas discuss their favorite moments, like how excellent Palpatine is and why Chris loves Tip Yip. Happy Life Day, everyone! We hope you have a wonderful holiday season. 

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss "The Clone Wars" episodes: "Deception" (s4e15) and "Friends and Enemies" (s4e16). Obi-wan Kenobi decides to go undercover to stop a plot to assassinate Chancellor Palpatine. The idea has unintended consequences because many people, specifically Anakin Skywalker, believe he is dead. These episodes have a lot of cameo appearances, and the voice talent is fantastic. Listen to this episode to find out more!

The Divas review the first clone wars episode in the official chronological order, Cat & Mouse ( s2e16 )...wait...Season Two, Episode 16?! Why are we watching out of order?! Stefannie explains why some episodes are out of order, along with covering all of the essential things about this episode - like Bail Organa's cheekbones! Before we discuss the clone wars episode, we briefly discuss why Mandalorian armor is getting canceled, then focus on an episode that introduces us to Admiral Trench, the planet "Christophsisisisisisisisis." We demonstrate how to talk "Clone Wars Narrator" in bed, and WHY IS ANAKIN SKYWALKER BEING REWARDED FOR NEVER FOLLOWING ORDERS?! Listen to our first review of a Clone Wars episode! 

In a special "Disneyland hangover" edition of Diva Wars, this episode discusses The Clone Wars episode "Shirtless Rex,"...Oh, I mean "The Deserter" (s2e10). The divas are a mess in this episode. Things break down about 10 minutes into the show, resulting in hilarity and chaos. Listen to a discussion about reptilian space chicken, sex cloaks, and most importantly - why we love Rex. 

"You are either lying to me or lying for me." In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi Part 4. Obi-Wan is hurt after his first encounter with Darth Vader, and Princess Leia has been kidnapped. The tension in this episode is thick, the action is impressive, and the emotional trauma is intense. Listen to this episode to hear how Stef & Chris feel about this episode. 

How does the crew of The Ghost NOT kill each other? In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode Fighter Flight (s1e4). The crew is getting restless and Hera has had enough, and kicks Zeb and Ezra off the ship to look for some fruit. Stef and Chris discuss the complexities of found family in another hilarious podcast episode. Listen to hear more!

Another clip show from your favorite Star Wars podcast! We go back to conversations about bigots, covid lockdown, and other fun stuff! Listen to hear more!

We recommend headphones for this episode! In this clip show we revisit some of the most infamous moments from the intro section of our podcast.

In this episode, the divas discuss Clone War episodes "Blue Shadow Virus" (s1e17) and "Mystery of a Thousand Moons" (s1e18). It was strange watching an episode about the Jedi struggling to contain a lethal virus during COVID, so the episode 'hit' a bit different than it has in the past. The divas do not hold back, sharing their criticisms of these episodes. Why was a Batman villain in the show? Why did the Jedi forget they have powers, and why doesn't clone trooper armor protect against microscopic organisms when it protects them in the vacuum of space? Listen to another hilarious episode of Dark Side Divas now!

It's a trap!!!! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi Part 2. Obi-Wan walks into a trap set up by the third sister Reva, but all is not well in The Inquisitorious. Listen to this episode to see how the Divas feel about Daiyu, and Prince Leia's reaction to being saved. 

The situation is growing more dangerous! In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss chapters 7, 8 and 9 of the Star Wars The High Republic book "Into the Dark." Our heroes are under attack, and the mystery behind the space station continues to grow. Listen to find out what the Divas think about it!

The Divas took a break this week so we dropped an audio version of our Divas Unleashed episode where we discussed Star Wars Acolyte, the finale episode specifically. We were joined by the amazing @booba_fett , aka Chris! The final episode of Acoylte was a lot, and we had a lot to say. Does the show deserve another season? What were our favorite moments, and favorite characters? Listen and find out!

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In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Mercy Mission" (s4e5) and "Nomad Droids" (s4e6). Before they get into the episode, Chris and Stef get on a short rant about how they felt about Disney Plus day. After their rant, the divas discuss a silly group of episodes focused on our favorite droids: R2D2 and C3PO. Learn how Stef and Chris "evolved" on these episodes when they first saw these episodes. LOTS of things happen in these episodes, and the divas go through ALL OF IT! 

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "The Mystery of Chopper Base." (s2e20)

The rebels have found a base, but it's full of the grossest monsters in Star Wars. Hera is being a powerful Space Mom, and Kanan isn't noticing. This episode also causes some serious discussions between Stef and Chris, so listen to this episode to hear what the divas have to say!

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The Divas are back! We took a short break so Chris could go to Disneyland and prepare for this MONSTER of an episode. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Clone Wars episodes "Nightsisters" (s3e12), "Monster" (s3e13), and "Witches of the West" (s3e14). We loved talking about these episodes, which is why this episode is our longest one to date! We strongly recommend wearing headphones for this episode. The divas get R-rated pretty quickly into this show. 

IT IS VADER TIME!

The Ghost Crew is cornered by the Sith Lord Darth Vader, and how scared are we?! We discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "The Siege of Lothal Part 2" (s2e2). This episode included a ton of "Anakin Skywalker bullshit," because Vader is still gonna work with what brought him to the dance. Will the Ghost Crew and Phoenix Squadron survive?! Don't worry...Space Mom Hera will save us...maybe?! Listen to find out how the divas feel about this episode.

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Ezra Bridger falls into another trap, and is pulled into someone else's storyline. In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the Star Wars Rebels Episode "Twin Suns" (s3e20). This episode is one of the most important story lines in all of Star Wars. The story of Maul comes to an end, and we see the return of Stef's favorite character. Listen to hear what the divas have to say.

Ready for some Sith Star Wars energy?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episodes "Revival" (e1s5) and "Eminence" (e14s5). We see a episode with Darth Maul, Savage Opress, Obi-Wan Kenobi, AND Hondo?! That is insane! The divas discus the events of these episodes, the background story behind why these episodes were aired out of order, and gush over the brothers of Dathomir. Listen to hear more! 

We have returned! Real-life impacted us a bit, and we took a week off. This episode was a bit of a train wreck because the divas had an "exciting" week. The outcome of this chaos is another hilarious and fantastic episode. In this episode, we cover Clone Wars episodes "Jedi Crash" (s1e13) and "Defenders of the Peace" (s1e14). We introduce two new counters, discuss how "Jedi-ish" Anakin Skywalker is, the weird Lemur people, pacifism, and a ton of innuendo! 

Are you ready for the beginning of the greatest love story in all of Star Wars? In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "The Honorable Ones," (s2e17). The Ghost Crew are walking right into a trap....again. Daddy Kallus is waiting for them on a space station designed to build something very big while orbiting Geonosis. I'm sure it isn't something that will come into play later.

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Disclaimer: The Divas have some severe discussion about abuse in this episode. This episode may not be for everyone. We try to make this episode entertaining, but we still discuss some deep things. We understand if you want to skip this one to avoid being triggered. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Star Wars: Clone Wars episode "The Rise of Clovis" (s6e6). The red flag counter explodes in this episode. We see the ugliest relationship dynamic in Star Wars: The Padme and Anakin relationship. The divas haven't been this mad at a Clone Wars episode in a long time, possibly ever. Listen to hear more. 

The dark side is strong with this podcast episode! It was "shark week" for one of our co-hosts, but it isn't what you think. In this episode, we cover Clone Wars episodes "Corruption" (s3e5) and "The Academy" (s3e6). The divas have unkind things to say about these episodes, and they got so mad they almost burned everything down. This episode is the divas darkest episode yet! Listen now and hear why. 

A Labor Day edition of The Dark Side Divas! In this episode, we cover The Clone Wars episode "Heroes on Both Sides" (s3e10). This episode is technically the first episode of a trilogy. Still, so much happens in this episode the Divas wanted to spend an entire episode on it. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! Chris and Stef discuss listener feedback, the Ashoka versus Luke Skywalker controversy, and love bombing. The episode has many political themes, and the show's influence on post 9-11 politics provokes a significant point of discussion throughout this episode. Don't worry, there's a lot of inappropriate Star Wars sex jokes. 

We are at the end of Star Wars The Clone Wars! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we finish the series we've been in for over two years, Victory & Death (s7e12). Stef and Chris can't believe they have made it to the end. We see Ahsoka and Rex fighting for their lives while every clone on the ship is trying to kill them. Maul is causing chaos everywhere, and we have cute droids. The divas can't believe they made it to the end! Listen to hear more!

Saw continues to make everything worse!

For this podcast episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Ghosts of Geonosis Part 2" (s3e13). Saw starts to exhibit signs of extremism. Listen to hear what the Divas have to say!

It is the 150th episode of Dark Side Divas! We can't believe we have made it this far, and we are so excited to talk about one of our favorite Star Wars characters.

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels "Brothers of the Broken Horn" (s2e6). Ezra would rather risk his life than do training and chores, and we feel seen. Listen to what Stef and Chris think about this episode.

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In this episode of Dark Side Divas we present another "best of" show featuring some of our classic moments and conversations that happen during the intro of our episodes. New episodes coming soon!

Ready for more Droid Star Wars action?! You're getting more of it whether you like it or not. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Missing in Action" (s5e12) and "Point of No Return" (s5e13). We meet one of our favorite clones for the first time, discuss the wild west genre, and watch R2-D2 be a hero. Listen to this episode to hear more!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "Droids in Distress" (s1e3). We start the episode off with a discussion around clout chasers spoiling Star Wars, and then jump right into the episode. Which classic Star Wars characters make an appearance, and is Star Tours actually canon? Listen to find out!

Is this the episode where Stef turns to the "Geode side?" In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss chapters 15 through 17 of Star Wars The High Republic - Into the Dark. Our heroes return to coruscant to discover that mistakes were made. Reath is dealing with the death of his master. Affie discovers that her foster Mom is alive, and they have some secrets. Geode decides to go clubbing. Listen to what the Divas have to say about the book!

The divas discuss the Clone Wars episode "Grievous Intrigue" (s2e9). We kick off the show discussing some listener comments from social media, then jump into an episode where we see Grievous execute a devious plot to kill a ton of Jedi - especially Obi-Wan Kenobi. Sadly it doesn't work out for him, despite following his plan perfectly. Tune in to listen for the diva's hilarious take on this episode. 

Sabine confronts her biological family and everything gets real messy! In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Legacy of Mandalore" (s3e16). Sabine takes the Dark Saber to her family but her family's reaction is very complicated, and their ties to the Empire don't help. What do the Divas think of this episode? Listen and find out!

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Our 70th episode talking about Star Wars! We are on the second episode of the "Clone Protocol 66" arc. Specifically we are talking about The Clone Wars episode "Conspiracy" (s6e2). In this episode we see Fives helping Tup in Kamino, while the Kaminoans plot to "help" by killing Tup. WHAT?! The outrage the Divas feel is real, and we don't hold back. Listen to hear their hilarious rantings and ravings.

The gloves come off! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, Stef and Chris have had it with a certain content creator. We also discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Double Agent Droid" (s3e19). AP-5, Chopper, and Wedge go on a critical mission to recover Imperial Codes, which will help the Phoenix Squadron, but something bad happens to Chopper. What do the divas think of this episode? Listen and find out!

The divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes Pursuit of Peace (s3e11) and Senate Murders (s2e15). This episode got a little political, but the divas blame the episodes. They tried to pack A LOT in these two episodes, and our podcast hosts aren't entirely sure why. There's some cool stuff in these episodes, to be sure, 'cause it's Star Wars. Padme gets to be a badass, and we aren't going to complain! The divas discuss the price tag of wars, military contracts, and how Chancellor Palpatine loves the drama. 

Are you ready for Boba Fett?! In this episode we cover The Clone Wars episodes "Death Trap" (s2e20), "R2 Come Home" (s2e21), and "Lethal Lockdown" (s2e22). The divas were looking forward to these episodes, and then they watched them. The divas explain their perspective on these episodes and brutally make fun of them. We also answered some interesting questions about "Darth Revan gatekeeping." Listen to another hilarious episode of The Dark Side Divas.   

We are almost at the end of Star Wars Rebels season 3! We discuss the second to last episode of the season, Zero Hour Part 1. The rebels are getting ready for an attack on Lothal but Grand Admiral Thrawn has other plans. This episode has a lot of bad timing sexiness and a lot of characters forgot they were in a Star Wars. Listen to find out what the divas have to say!

The diva's first episode of 2022! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Kidnapped" (s4e11), "Slaves of the Republic" (s4e12), and "Escape from Kadavo" (s4e13). The Zygerrian arc is full of glorious Anakan Skywalker red flags, Obi-Wan Kenobi sarcasm, and Rex being sexy as hell. The divas take a deep dive into war crimes and slavery and make inappropriate cat noises. Listen for more! 

The Divas talk about Star Wars Episode II (or TWO!): Attack of the Clones. Not our favorite Star Wars. Chris thought he loved everything Star Wars, and rewatching the movie proved him wrong. We talk about the creepiness of Anakin, why the Jedi are assholes, and so much more! 

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the rest of Solo - A Star Wars Story. Stef is on record as not liking this movie but she hasn't seen the movie all the way through in a very long time. Does she change her mind? What other characters in the movie do we fall in love with, and what about that big reveal at the end? Listen to this episode for more! 

In this episode, the Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Assassin" (s3e7). If you listened to our previous episode, you might have noticed the Diva's displeasure for the way many of the characters were portrayed. How did they feel about this episode? Before we jump into the episode, Stefannie explains why she is the destroyer of feminism. This episode includes conversations about hot tubs in Coruscant, how often Padme gets woken up by a lightsaber in her bedroom, and why does everyone in this episode sounds bored? 

Our favorite Star Wars Found Family head to Ryloth to save Hera's Dad from The Empire. Unfortunatley for the Ghost Crew, the commander on the bad guys side isn't some basic overconfident british guy. Listen to hear what the Divas have to say as we discuss Star Wars Rebels Episode "Hera's Heroes" (s3e5).

The Divas cover the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special in this episode, released on November 17th, 1978. We wish we could tell you that this Dark Side Divas episode is not one of our best, considering the content we covered. Still, apparently, we can turn anything into something entertaining. For Star Wars history, this was Boba Fett's debut and the first Star Wars project to be released after the first film. The divas discuss....well....you just have to listen to believe it. This show was pure chaos, and we think you'll enjoy it. Happy Holidays to all of our listeners! 

OMG Star Wars whales!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "The Call" (s2e15). The Ghost Crew needs fuel, so instead of going to a gas station they fly out to the middle of a asteroid belt. We met some legendary Star Wars animals, and some PSAs about menopause.

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DIVAS TRIGGER WARNING: The Thirst is real in this episode!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels "The Lost Commanders" (s2e3). Phoenix Squadron is broken after their confrontation with Darth Vader, and they need to find a base. Apparently Ahsoka knows someone, but who will the Ghost crew find? Can Stef and Chris finish this episode without turning into a puddle? You'll have to listen to find out!

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Ready for more Bad Batch Thirst? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "A Distant Echo" (s7e2). Stef and Chris discuss the C-O-N-S-P-I-R-A-C-Y of The Algorithm, the possible final appearance of Padme in animation form, and the Anakin Skywalker of it all! Listen to hear how Stef and Chris feel about how well The Bad Batch work with Rex and "The Chosen One." 

Hey everyone! We skipped recording this week to emotionally prepare ourselves for the trauma that is Clone Wars Season 6. A while back we had a friend join our YouTube show. The amazing Christina (Booba_Fett on TikToik) joined us to discuss what we loved about The Book of Boba Fett, and what we didn't like. This episode gets pretty thirsty, and it is one of our most popular Unleashed episodes from our YouTube channel. Please check it out and get ready for Clone Wars season 6 next week! 

In this episode, the Divas discuss the Clone Wars episodes "Legacy of Terror" (s2e7) and "Brain Invaders" (s2e8). We kick off the episode with a discussion that causes a stir on a particular social media platform. Unlike the previous two episodes, which were based on World War 2 stories, these episodes are directly inspired by sci-fi horror movies. The divas were grossed out and horrified by what happens in these episodes. Join them as they discuss how gross brain worms are, why Obi-Wan is still horrible, and the official debut of Darth Vader. 

Ready for more Padawan adventures? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Bound for Rescue" (s5e8) and "A Necessary Bond" (s5e9). We discuss how this arc was initially was a spin-off, why Hondo was the main antagonist of this story, and so much more! Listen to this episode to find out what Stef and Chris thought about this episode. 

The Divas return to cover two memorable Clone Wars episodes, "Clone Cadets" (s3e1) and "Supply Lines" (s3e3). We taped the episode a day after Disney announced a ton of new Star Wars show, so Stefanie and Chris were still overwhelmed with "nerd-gasims" about the announcements. The Divas discuss essential topics, such as having a salt addiction and how awesome Count Dooku's chair is. Listen for more!

May the 4th be with you! This episode of Dark Side Divas covers The Clone Wars episode "Bounty Hunters" (s2e17). This episode was a homage to Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece "Seven Samurai" and discuss how the story has been replicated several times throughout the ages, including in Star Wars. Chris and Stefannie discuss the social dynamics of Obi-Wan, Ashoka, and Anakin. Hondo Ohnaka makes an appearance in this episode, and the Divas love him. Since this episode is about "bounty hunters," we discuss a slew of new characters, including which ones seem to last to the beginning of the sequel trilogy. Celebrate the best holiday of the year by listening to another episode of Dark Side Divas!

We are finally at the end of the Clovis arc, and we never see him in Star Wars again! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Crisis at the Heart" (s6e7). This arc isn't Stef and Chris's favorite story arc, but did the final episode elevate the entire story, or did this episode cast further criticism from The Divas? Listen to find out!

We are at the end of the Ahsoka arc! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Together Again" (s7e8). Ahsoka and the Martez sisters are still in jail, so how do they escape? Why does Rafa suddenly forget her character growth in the previous episode? Stef and Chris discuss the answers to these questions and so much more!

WE ARE BACK! In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "Breaking Ranks" (s1e6). A episode featuring mostly kids isn't the easiest episode for Stef and Chris to talk about, but we manage to keep it classy. We kick things off with a important conversation about what Stef has been up to, and then we ease into talking about a Star War. Listen to hear more!

What does that even mean? We don't know; ask Yoda! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Rise of the Old Masters" (s1e5). Kanan Jarrus has to teach Ezra about the force, but is he up to the challenge? The Ghost crew takes on a dangerous mission to save a Jedi Master rumored to have survived Order 66, but things don't go according to plan. Listen to what Stef and Chris say about the episode!

Are these the droids you're looking for? The Divas discuss two Clone Wars episodes, Downfall of a Droid (s1e6) and Duel of the Droids (s1e7). The divas discuss the differences between these two episodes and the other Clone Wars episodes we've covered in the past. Listen to the Diva's theories on this episode. Learn how the Divas think about the episode and how Star Wars is like Pizza by listening to our episode! 

We are at the very end of season 3! On this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Zero Hour Part 2" (s3e22). Grand Admiral Thrawn has the rebels cornered. Ezra is asking Sabine's family for help. Kanan pissed off the Bendu to get it to help out, but that may not have been the best idea. Listen to the episode to hear what Stef and Chris have to say!

Ready for some crazy Jedi action?

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Shroud of Darkness." (s2e18)

Kanan is concerned that the presence of force users is risking the rest of the Rebel Alliance since Inquisitors seem to be able to find them everywhere. They need to ask someone for advice, so why do they travel to a giant butt plug? Listen to hear what the divas have to say.

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In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we cover The Clone Wars episodes 'Landing at Point Rain' (s2e5) and 'Weapons Factory' (s2e6). For the first time since 'Attack of the Clones,' we return to Geonosis. The planet was a giant graveyard for clones and Jedi after the first battle that started The Clone Wars, and these episodes remind us how gruesome this war is. Both of these episodes feature many amazing shots set during a battle that didn't go according to plan for the New Republic. The divas discuss both of these World War 2 inspired episodes in detail, with dark and inappropriate dark humor (of course)!

In this episode, the Divas take a break from Clone Wars to talk about.....Captain EO? Really?! Blame Chris for this one. When Disney purchased Lucasfilms in October 2012, it took many people by surprise, unless you are a massive fan of the Disney Theme Parks. For years Lucasfilm attractions have been a mainstay at several theme parks, and it did not catch Disney theme park fans by surprise when Disney wanted to own Star Wars. Captain EO is a story of the beginning of the relationship between George Lucas and Disney. Stefannie watches Captain EO for the first time, in real-time, on the podcast - and makes fun of it mercilessly. Join the Divas to discuss where Disney was at as a business in the early 80s, Michael Jackson and his weirdness, and robot sex. 

Innovative animation genius Genndy Tartakovsky created the first Clone Wars series. It was an animated mini-series that connected Attack of the Clones to Revenge of the Sith. The show was a massive success and led to the creation of a more fleshed-out Clone Wars series. We see the introduction of major Star Wars characters like General Grievous and Asajj Ventress, and how Anakin becomes a Jedi Knight. The divas discuss important topics like should this show be canon, the state of the Jedi order during the clone wars, Chancellor Palpatine's love of "power pube" robes, and why Anakin is a relentless warrior. Join the divas as they give their thoughts on this version of the clone wars. 

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Relics of the Old Republic" (s2e4). Most of the Ghost crew is standard with The Clones, which doesn't sound that bad, except The Empire is about to find them and do terrible stuff to them. How do Stef and Chris feel about this episode? Listen to this episode and find out!

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In this episode, Chris and Stefannie discuss the Malevolence trilogy, specifically episodes "Rising Malevolence" (s1e2), "Shadow of Malevolence" (s1e2), and "Destroy Malevolence" (s1e3). In one of our most prolonged episodes yet, the divas discuss the first appearance of General Grievous and the Separatist's new weapon. We noted that the Separatists are amazing at hardware, but not the software since the battle droids are entirely useless (but entertaining). Join the divas as you hear about hyperspace lanes, Padme Amidala's adult toy spaceship, and Palpatine's love of causing drama. 

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "Wings of the Master" (s2e7). At the beginning of the episode, Chris turns the tables of Stef, and we discuss Billy Dee williams announcement on Star Wars canon before we jump into the Rebels episode. We see the debut of the "Blade Wing" and learn some backstory about Hera. Listen to this episode to hear what the Divas have to say about this episode.

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What happens when Stef lets Chris talk about whatever he wants? He talks about Disneyland rides, consequential to how Lucasfilm eventually gets bought by Disney. In this episode, we talk about the lead-up to Star Tours: The Adventures Continue. Star Tours saved the Disney theme parks once upon a time, but the golden era of Disney didn't last long. We discuss the fallout after the creation of the original Star Tours, how Star Tours 2.0 came to be, why the ride works the way it works (much to the dismay of many Star Wars canon lovers), and lastly, how this set the stage for Disney buying Lucasfilm. Listen for more details!

Roger Roger! In this episode, the divas discuss Clone Wars episode "Rookies" (s1e5). We tried to keep this episode professional, but we utterly failed within 30 seconds of discussing the episode. We discuss how much we live the clones (again!), Obi-Wan and Anakin arguing over which of their clones are the best, and a discussion on how expensive battle droids are. Listen to another hilarious episode from The Dark Side Divas! 

Is it time for another lesson? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "The Phantom Apprentice" (s7e10). Stef and Chris have much to say about this episode, including one of our last rants about The Jedi Order. Why is Maul staging a war in Mandalore, and why is it because he doesn't want to be alone? Listen to this episode because the thirst is real.

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Through Imperial Eyes" (s3e17). Agent Kallus is in danger of being discovered as a spy, so The Ghost Crew decides to pull of a heist. Meanwhile we see Thrawn exersize, and.um...we spend some time discussing that. What do Stef and Chris think of the episode? Listen and find out!

Isn't family fun?

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Homecoming" (s2e16).

The rebels need more help and a place to land, but Hera has to work with his father to steal an Imperial Carrier, and things between them could be better. Fans of The Clone Wars are fed with many references during this episode, which we get into. Listen to what the divas have to say!

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This is NOT the way!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the Star Wars Rebels Episode "The Protector of Concord Dawn" (s2e13). We see some Mandalorian action in this Rebels episode, and some interesting backstory with one of the members of The Ghost crew. Listen to hear what Stef and Chris thought about the episode!

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The Ghost Crew is looking for "hope" in all the wrong places, or are they? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "Vision of Hope" (s2e12). This episode saw the return of a voice actor from a different Sci-Fi series, and there's a lot of "Fast & Furious Star Wars" as well. Listen to the episode to hear what the Divas thought of this episode!

The Maul of it all!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "The Holocrons of Fate" (s3e4). Both the divas are in a "spicy cocktail" state as we discuss a episode where we see our favorite Star Wars found family being held captive by Maul. We needed to remind ourselves that this is a kids show. Listen to the episode to hear what the Divas say!

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In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Gathering" (s5e6) and "A Test of Strength" (s5e7). These episodes focus on younglings and how The Jedi Order recruits them. We also go into some deep history of The Jedi Order because an ancient droid knows how to build all of the lightsabers. We also get some real "Hondo" action and discuss a group of amazing younglings that likely don't survive Order 66. Yay, Star Wars!

Are you ready for a party on "The Gays Electric?" In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we dive further into Star Wars The High Republic book "Light of the Jedi." We discuss chapters 24 to 29. A group of Jedi are trying to figure out what happened to hyperspace while another tries to find the family that was kidnapped by The Nihil. Why does Chris think he can change Marchion Ro? Listen and find out!

In this episode the Diva's cover the Clone Wars episode 'Lair of Grievous' (s1e10). We discussed the recent news of Gina Carano being let go by Lucasfilms due to her recent social media activity before jumping into the episode. The Divas discuss the aqua sexiness of Jedi Master Kit Fisto, and why we celebrated the destruction of Jedi Knight Nadarr Vebb. We talk a lot about General Grievous, and his...um...pet? Listen to what the Divas think about this episode!

So certain are you...MMMmmmMMmm. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Path of the Jedi" (s1e10). Kanan is nervous about training Ezra after his "padawan" tapped into the power of the dark side, but is his concern all because of Ezra? Sometimes the best way to learn is by teaching someone, but are all tests straightforward? We see the return of a classic Star Wars character, with the original voice actor at the helm. Listen to what Stef and Chris thought of this episode.

How many Insquistors are there?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Always Two There Are" (s2e5). Before Stef and Chris discuss the episode, they discuss the fandom's reaction to the new Star Wars Acoyte trailer. Then, they jump right into the Ghost Crew in search of supplies. Some of them are looking for supplies, and Ezra is trying to avoid the tension between Rex and Kanan. Listen to the episode to hear what the divas have to say.

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In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "Gathering Forces" (s1e9). Ezra is dealing with a lot of trauma after finding a Imperial Defector who also happens to be a former friend of his parents. Kanan decides Ezra needs to test him on the field to try to find forgiveness, and Stef and Chris pop off about the Ahoska trailer.

The divas have returned from the Thanksgiving holiday! Umbara part 1 was our most divisive episode ever (and our most popular). Will the divas top their previous episode with Part 2 of the Umbara arc? In this episode, the divas cover The Clone Wars episodes "Plan of Dissent" (s4e9) and "Carnage of Krell" (s4e10). In the previous episode, Stef and Chris do not hold back their opinions. Don't worry; there's plenty of bad sex jokes combined with discussions about war crimes and tragedy. It's the perfect episode for the holiday season (not). Listen to the episode now! 

Things are about to get very messy in The High Republic! In this edition of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars The High Republic - Light of the Jedi chapters 30 to 33 (We wanted to do more but life isn't being calm for the divas lately). How hot is Porter Engle? How much does Lorna Dee love herself? Listen and find out! 

In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Lightsaber Lost" (s2e11). Ashoka loses her lightsaber and hunts for it with the help of an elder Jedi in the seedy underbelly of Coruscant. The divas didn't think this part of Coruscant looked that bad, but some of the characters freaked them out, and strange discussions about Real Dolls and Hostel Porn take place during this hilarious episode. 

How are we already at the first season finale?!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Fire Across the Galaxy" (s1e15). The Ghost Crew wants to save Kanan Jarrus from The Empire. The only problem is that he's imprisoned on Grand Moff Tarkin's Star Destroyer, parked outside Mustafar. What could go wrong? Listen to this episode to see how the Divas feel about this episode!

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We are back!

Before discussing Star Wars, we had a frank discussion about the 2024 election. Yes, we talk about politics because, like Star Wars, politics is a thing. After the election discussion, we discussed the Star Wars Rebels episode "Imperial Supercommandos" (s3s7). Mandalorians are crazy, as Ezra Bridger notes by the end of the episode. We learn about a new type of advisory with The Empire, and Sabine proves once again she's a badass. Listen to hear what the divas have to say!

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Happy Halloween, everyone! For this episode, the divas discuss the amazing "Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales" available on Disney+. We took a break from Clone Wars and dived right into this fantastic Lego Star Wars special. Stef and Chris both loved everything Lego did and discussed their favorite parts. We briefly discuss which Clone Wars season is our famous (thus far), then jump right into the Lego madness. 

When Star Wars serves "Little Shop of Horrors" realness. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The High Republic book "Into the Dark." Specifically we discuss chapters 18, 19, 20 (I think, with a flashback it gets kinda confusing). What happens when the crew returns to the spooky space station? Does Stef fall deeper into the Geode side? Listen to find out more!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "A Princess on Lothal" (s2e12). Before we jump into the episode, Chris has a formal announcement regarding the controversy surrounding his comments on Kanan's ponytail. Stef questions her life choices. Then we jump right into the episode that involves one of our favorite Star Wars characters. Listen to hear what the divas have to say!

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Ready for more Ahsoka  action?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Deal or No Deal" (s7e6). This story is the second episode in the Martez Sisters arc, but it has a different storytelling style than most Clone Wars episodes we have reviewed. The Martez sisters are over their heads, entangling themselves with a dangerous criminal syndicate. Will the spice flow in this episode? Listen for more! 

Here we go Star Wars Rebels Season 2! In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the episode "Siege of Lothal Part 1." Darth Vader has made his presence felt in the show, and Kanan is ready to work outside of the Rebel Alliance! How do the Divas respond to this episode? Listen. and find out!

Trust is a crucial thing to have when you are always in danger. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "Out of Darkness" (s1e7). Sabine Wren and Hera Syndulla get into a bind because the other crew members "forgot" to read a diagnostic report. We get many details about Sabine's backstory, and where have we heard the name "Fulcrum" before? Listen to hear more!

We are back! After a break, The Divas bring forth their thirstiest podcast episode ever! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "The Bad Batch" (s7e1). We meet Clone Force 99 for the first time, and we witness an animation glow-up that is the catalyst for a lot of emotional pain. We don't like to see sad Rex! Listen to this podcast episode for more! 

In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars Episode "Sphere of Influence" (s3e4). The divas had mixed opinions about this Star Wars episode. Chris liked it, and Stefannie thought otherwise. The divas take a quick detour about OnlyFans, public criticism, Star Wars visions, and The Fandom Menace. Listen to our episode for more!  

We are nearly at the end of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 5! In this episode, we launch into the final arc of the season, where we see Ashoka face her greatest challenge yet. The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Sabotage" (s5e17) and "The Jedi Who Knew Too Much" (s5e18). A terrorist attack destroys a part of The Jedi Temple, killing many people, including Clones. Ashoka and Anakin investigate the attack for reasons we don't entirely understand. Our heroes figure out who did it, but things get complicated quickly. Ashoka is framed for a crime and is on the run. We see the first reveal of The Empire and a very sassy Admiral Tarkin. Listen for more!

Stef and Chris have taken a week off, and we will finish The Clone Wars next week, but we made a remastered version of what has turned out to be one of our most popular and essential episodes in Divas' Podcast herstroy. We have made a remastered version of our discussion about the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. This is the episode where Stef and Chris quit the show several times, and descended into madness by the end of the show. This is also the same episode where we announce a new project. Listen to this episode again for Life Day, or jump in your VR machine in the middle of your living room and horrify your family. I find you adorable. I find you adorable. I find you adorable. 

Happy New Year!

In our first episode of 2024 we discuss chapters 21 to 23 of Star Wars The High Republic "Into the Dark." We get into more of the action as half of our heroes are fighting the Nihil while the other half fights evil space demon plants. As we get close to the finale, what will the Diva's reaction be to The Jedi and the Vessel Crew? Listen and find out!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "An Old Friend" (s6e5). Padme Amidala visits the system of Switzerland; oh, I mean "Scipio." The Republic needs a loan, but the Banking Clan is broke and trying to cover it up. The divas discuss unhealthy relationships, the return of one of our favorite Bounty Hunters, grotesque personal life stuff, and so much more Star Wars! Listen to hear more! 

The dark side has risen with the Divas! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, Stef and Chris discuss the second half of Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. The second half has some of the darkest moments in Star Wars history, but the Divas get ANGRY discussing a specific set of choices with a particular character. The impossible also happens, the realization that Palpatine can be kinda hot. Listen to hear why! 

How messy are the Nihil and why do we love Bell so much? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we venture deeper into the story of Star Wars The High Republic "Light of the Jedi." We discuss Chapters 33 to the interlude. Marchion Ro gives us his full Super Villain review, and a hero steps up as well. Listen to hear what Stef and Chris think about the story!

On our YouTube channel we recently did an episode about the first three episodes of The Acoylte with special guests, Tim and Jim from the Yub Nub podcast! The fandom menace has been out in full force, harassing and hating everyone who dares to enjoy a Star War show that features a diverse cast of characters. We talk about what we enjoy about the show, some theories, and have some fun. Listen to hear what everyone has to say about Star Wars - The Acolyte.

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Ready for the Last Battle of The Clone Wars? Wait WHAT?!

Our favorite found family travel to salvage supplies from a old separatist freighter, but someone is there waiting for them. Poor Rex gets triggered and Ezra has a moment of realization. That's right, we are discussing The Star Wars Rebels episode "The Last Battle" (s3e6). Listen to hear what Stef and Chris have to say!

Are you ready to enter Moralo Eval's fiery dusty box? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Box" (e17s4) and "Crisis on Naboo" (e18s4). The Divas discuss why this arc is a "Fast & Furious Star Wars" story and why they love these stories anyway. These episodes have more appearances from bounty hunters we haven't seen in some time, shady sith plotting, and so many Anakin Skywalker redflags! Listen to this hilarious episode to find out more!