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| 31 Dec 2017 | Preview Episode | 00:30:45 | |
Laurie and Chris discuss Halloween candy and pig bladders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 16 Feb 2018 | Anthony Bourdain and Jen Agg | 01:27:55 | |
Our executive producer (and Laurie's boss) Anthony Bourdain stops by so Chris can demand an apology for getting attacked by monkeys. Later, Jen Agg talks about owning The Black Hoof, Grey Gardens, Rhum Corner, and Cocktail Bar in Toronto and Agrikol in Montreal, and her book, I Hear She's a Real Bitch, along with d*ck pics, vegan buttholes and ketchup chips. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 14 Mar 2018 | Dance Belt & A Tube Of Chapstick with Helen Rosner & Anthony Bourdain | 01:02:18 | |
Topics: Blintzes. Mustard. Dairy Queen Blizzards. Friendships. Matthew McConaughey. A double order of shrimp. And Unfuck My Life, Anthony Bourdain. Hosts: Laurie Woolever and Chris Thornton Guests: Anthony Bourdain, our executive producer, and Helen Rosner, food correspondent for The New Yorker. Follow us @carbfacepod on Twitter and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 06 Apr 2018 | Orson Brando with Amanda Cohen & Anthony Bourdain | 01:22:50 | |
Follow Amanda Cohen @DirtCandy! Follow us on Instagram @Carbfacepod and on Twitter @Carbfacepod. Topics: Jesus Christ, Superstar. Easter candy. Orson Welles's mistaken film career. The NYT Food section. Amanda Cohen of Dirt Candy. And Unfuck My Life, Anthony Bourdain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 01 May 2018 | Ask Me About Me with Korsha Wilson & Anthony Bourdain | 01:07:57 | |
Follow Korsha Wilson on Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Topics: Late arrivals. Flower beds. Motorcycles of the 1970s. As a Mom. Korsha Wilson. And Unfuck My Life, Anthony Bourdain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 08 May 2018 | Mayonnaise Sandwich with Joe Yonan & Anthony Bourdain | 01:21:46 | |
Follow Joe Yonan on Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Topics: Deadlines. Bitcoin. James Beard Awards. BMs. Chef cosplay. Sexy aprons. Brunch. Things in your beard. IACP. WaPo Food. Voraciously. Snacks. Jelly beans. Ginger. Lotsa likes. And Unfuck My Life, Anthony Bourdain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 18 May 2018 | Maximum Effort, Smallest Possible Return with Brooks Headley & Anthony Bourdain | 01:08:52 | |
Brooks Headley joins us and tells us all about his new Superiority Burger Cookbook! Anthony Bourdain tells us where he would bury Chris’ body. Follow Superiority Burger Follow AJ the Space Boy @ajdigregorio Follow interesting person @matt_bigthink Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter Topics: Twelve-Hour Sudafed. The Interesting People Party. The Special People's Club. Shrimp on a white carpet. Monologues. Loverboy. Crosnes. Veggie Burgers are awesome. Silliness is our theme. Choke me out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 25 May 2018 | A Trowel for Mom with Anthony Bourdain | 00:39:13 | |
Coffee. Yogurt. As a Mom. Anthony Bourdain discusses Harvey Weinstein and Mario Batali. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter Follow Sari (pronounced like Mary) Kamin on Twitter and subscribe to her podcast, The Morning After. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 01 Jun 2018 | Rubber Clown with Gaby Dalkin & Anthony Bourdain | 01:12:48 | |
Gaby Dalkin of What's Gaby Cooking talks about her new cookbook and the warm nut incident; Anthony Bourdain answers "what you smell like?" Topics: Thank you for being who you are. Yogurt/yoghurt. Clowns. Uffizi. Matt Armendariz. Adam Pearson. Follow Gaby Dalkin on Instagram and Twitter Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 13 Jun 2018 | Three Days Later, Dealing with Anthony Bourdain's Death | 00:27:22 | |
Laurie and Chris discuss the death of Laurie's boss and collaborator and this podcast's executive producer, Anthony Bourdain. This episode discusses suicide and death and deals with loss in a humorous way. If you’re not in an emotionally stable place to listen, please do not. Recorded three days after his death, there's no music and no guest. Just two people eating a lot of Hi-Chews and trying very hard to find a reason to laugh. Read Helen Rosner’s essay about Bourdain (The New Yorker). How to get help: In the US, call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255. The International Association for Suicide Prevention and Befrienders Worldwide also provide contact information for crisis centers around the world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 19 Jun 2018 | Ambient Fat with Doug Quint of Big Gay Ice Cream | 01:13:38 | |
Doug Quint of Big Gay Ice Cream joins us, and we've never been happier. Topics: AJ, Space Boy. Retail Nightmares. Finnish discounts. Cheese. Saxophones. Ham Salad. Generous with the Chicken. A lot of appetizers. Andrew Zimmern. Meat, meat, meat. Illinois. Velcro mittens. Phone throwing. Bryan Petroff. Big Gay Ice Cream Cookbook. Pints. Crying in the ice cream aisle. Tuna sandwiches. Astronauts. Lactaid. Kat Kinsman. Petting unicorns. Pie crust integrity. Thin coating of fat. Propofol. My time. Burritos. Michael Solomonov. Lamb fat. Regan Stephens. Traci Lords. Edie and The Eggs. David Harbour. Tape worms. Monkey. Laurie tries Hi-Chews for the first time. If you hear me sneeze. Follow Big Gay Ice Cream on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter Subscribe to the Retail Nightmares podcast. Didgeridoo: You can hear AJ, Space Boy on Episode 153 of Retail Nightmares (listen to the whole episode, but AJ comes in around the 51-minute mark). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 08 Jul 2018 | Open Pit with Preeti Mistry | 01:04:41 | |
Preeti Mistry is our guest, and we are in love with her. Topics: Jennifer Marmor. Judge John Hodgman. Kim's Brother. Cocaine. As a Mom. Just get me to the beach. Top 5 Things to Eat on the Beach (again). Bacon jam. Follow Preeti Mistry on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 30 Jul 2018 | A Positive Attitude with Nik Sharma | 00:48:06 | |
Nik Sharma is our guest, and he has a beautiful new book. Topics: Follow Nik Sharma on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 10 Sep 2018 | A Thing in a Thing with Farideh Sadeghin | 01:11:48 | |
Farideh Sadeghin, the culinary director of Munchies, is our guest. Farideh played a big part in Munchies' new cookbook, Bong Appétit: Mastering the Art of Cooking with Weed. Topics: First grade teachers. A sock full of blood. What's in the box? Zatarain's. Paris. Pomodoro technique. Drake's Cakes. The Flop House. Put a thing in a thing. Terrible people. Follow Farideh on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 21 Sep 2018 | Bucket Salad with Khushbu Shah | 00:59:13 | |
Khushbu Shah, the senior food editor at Thrillist, is our guest. Topics: Gifts. Lashing out. Mellowcreme. Modernist Cuisine. Doing candy corn. The Emmys. Sports are fun. As a mom. Alexander Hamilton. Bowling with Lin-Manuel. Ben Ahr Harrison. Jesse Thorn. Children. Cockfighting. Read: How Ferrero Rocher Became a Status Symbol for Immigrant Families by Liana Aghajanian Follow Khushbu on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 11 Oct 2018 | Tiny Victories with Julia Turshen | 01:04:07 | |
Julia Turshen is our guest, and she has a wonderful new book, Now & Again. Topics: Killing vegetables. Mellowcremes, again. Big moods. Other people’s pets as proxies for verbally expressing emotion. BUY JULIA’S BOOK IT IS VERY GOOD THANK YOU. Follow Julia on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 26 Oct 2018 | Nip-L-Nik with Adam Reiner | 01:07:06 | |
Topics: An abundance. Constructive and complimentary. Cliss. Poppers culture. A septum. Marching bands. I thought you’d love these. Top 3 Life Advice Recommendations. Candy! Blue Raspberry. WARNING: the sound of Pop Rocks. Necco Wafers. Jellicle Cats. Follow The Restaurant Manifesto on Twitter. Read Adam's Food & Wine essay. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 07 Nov 2018 | Minisode: The Election of Lin-Manuel Miranda | 00:05:28 | |
Our special "Election Aftermath" episode. Topics: A sweaty November. Voting. Pod Save America. Lin-Manuel. Puttin’ on the Hits. Proud Mary. Mean Girls. A Star Is Born. Ping pong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 16 Nov 2018 | Pocket Chicken Chew with HI-CHEW | 00:49:02 | |
Some wonderful, magical people from HI-CHEW are our guests! We are joined by Kayleigh Westerfield, HI-CHEW Brand Marketing Manager, and Jennifer Moling, HI-CHEW Product Marketing Manager. Topics: Hello. Samin Nosrat. Be our intern. Sitcom resurrection. Save $60. What’s on the list? Elbow macaroni. December 1. As a mom. Lin-Manuel Miranda is great in everything. Loosies. Dentists. Ina. Fancy people’s cereal. Boulder, Colorado. Artistic sweaters. I didn’t know until after we were married. Handwritten notes. Help me. Out of meat. The Cajuns of Colorado. Terre Haute. Essays. Memories. HI-CHEW! Follow HI-CHEW on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Read Laurie’s essay about Bourdain on CNN.com. Read It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers by Colin Nissan on McSweeney’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 11 Dec 2018 | Sour S'ghetti with Samin Nosrat | 01:00:00 | |
Fresh from Netflix, we have Samin Nosrat! Topics: Yogurt/yog-hurt. Lamb shoulder. Deal breakers. Beard awards. Religion. Cliss. Poppers expert. Dinner parties. Dim sum. Food Town. Autumn mix. Christmas trees. Coffee. Samin! Follow Samin on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Watch Samin’s Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat on Netflix. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 21 Dec 2018 | Minisode: To Make and Consume Food Is a Human Function of Staying Alive | 00:13:09 | |
It’s a minisode, and we’re all trying to pretend we’re not gonna die! Topics: Are you sick? I found $15 in my backpack. Premium salads. Minimum MFAs. Romaine; e. coli. Watery chicken. Everyone' a monster. Merry Christmas and happy Easter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 09 Jan 2019 | I Like Meat with Mitchell Davis of the James Beard Foundation | 00:54:31 | |
Mitchell Davis, Chief Strategy Officer of the James Beard Foundation, is our guest. He brought snacks! Alternate Episode Titles: Follow Mitchell on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: We love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 17 Jan 2019 | Tender Demon Meat with Kat Kinsman | 01:08:33 | |
Our intern and Senior Editor at Food & Wine, Kat Kinsman is here! Topics: AJ Space Boy. Nando’s. Shout out to the Shetland Islands. All the Woolevers. Farming in Queens. Hot dog stand. Move the hole. Hot Ones. Chris Schonberger. Kat! Follow Kat on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 19 Feb 2019 | Full Dinty with Dennis Lee, Fart Sandwich | 01:14:28 | |
Dennis Lee (a.k.a., Fart Sandwich; a.k.a., Dickhole Dannis) is our beautiful guest! Topics: It came back. Therapy podcasts. Jade eggs. Feeling fresh. Before care. Beards. Grain bowls. Gifts. Six inches. Dinty. Plushies. Carbface apparel. Cake Ones. Cosplay. Real sex. Top five gifs. Bonito flakes. Ponies. Teeth. HalalSnackbox.com. Dirty John. Dennis Lee. Fart Sandwich. Dickhole Dannis. Toaster oven pop tarts. Follow Dennis on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 01 Mar 2019 | Food Shoes with Grace Bonney | 01:33:39 | |
Grace Bonney, founder of Design*Sponge + @goodcompanyzine and author of In The Company of Women, is our amazing guest, talking about the realities of publishing and so much more. Topics: Lin-Manuel Miranda. Dear Evan Hansen. Cool story, bro is not the name of this episode. Avocado toast shoes. Jesus buns. Food shoes. Wide feet. Full Dinty. Herp Mouth. Shoes for Cliss. Busy Tonight. Caissie St. Onge. Heels on the couch. It’s a pump. Straight in the eyes. Dragonfruit. Panic in the Kmart. Exotic candy. Child of a pirate. Take down your birthday. As a mom is back. Abandoned shopping malls. Grace Bonney! Follow embroiderer Tessa Perlow on Instagram. Follow Grace Bonney on Instagram and Twitter. Follow Good Company Magazine on Instagram. Discover where to buy Good Company Magazine Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 19 Mar 2019 | Protect the Eyes with BraveTart, Stella Parks | 01:06:16 | |
Stella Parks/BraveTart is here, and she brought cake! Topics: The big headphones. 3D. LSD. Take half. Meetings. Speaking. Hello, listener. Always something to learn. Creating spaces. Everyone gets arrested. Navigating parties. Lemonade party. A list. Full Dinty, again. She’s ok. A hamster. Alaska. A wide-legged jean. Both eyes. Choose your choice. Greyhound. Flavorful Origins. PorknWhiskey. Wilford Brimley. Oatmeal. Will Scarlett. Follow Stella Parks on Instagram and Twitter. Read Stella on Serious Eats. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 05 Apr 2019 | Cherry Chip with Romilly and Griffin Newman | 01:42:33 | |
Sister and brother, Romilly and Griffin Newman, are our guests! Romilly (recovering teen chef) and Griffin (star of Amazon’s The Tick and co-host of the Blank Check podcast) join us to talk food, Chopped, and bodily ailments. Topics: Murder. JT. Owen. As a mom. Naps. Cancer, a Love Story, by Christen Clifford. Pen15. Cats. Piss Kiss. Travels. Nigella. A little eye. How to Shop. Retail Nightmares. Big ol’ bucket. Cake. Spice nerds. Fergus Henderson. Candy is a gateway to Jesus. Grape Mentos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 25 Apr 2019 | Kai Horn with Yasmin Khan | 01:15:14 | |
Yasmin Khan is here with her beautiful new book, Zaitoun: Recipes and Stories from the Palestinian Kitchen Topics: Happy Cherry. The Greatest City in the World. Malfunctions. Introductions. Kai Ryssdal. Air horn. Durian. All the podcasts. Retail Nightmares is the best podcast. Happy birthday, Laurie. I would not bake for you. The sex lives of public radio hosts. Legacies. KRF. Terry Gross. Ari Shapiro. Nina Totenberg. Don’t look in my eyes. London. France. I see a dead chicken’s head. Mega Fauna. Speedways. OMG so much candy and seasoning and mustard from Marisa Miller! What’s the worst thing you ate? The Heavenly Bed. Boner pie. I’ll bake for you. Just facts. Follow Yasmin Khan on Instagram and Twitter. Buy her book, Zaitoun: Recipes and Stories from the Palestinian Kitchen. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 23 May 2019 | Urinal Strike with Priya Krishna | 01:30:48 | |
Priya Krishna is here to talk about her new cookbook, Indian-ish! Topics: Amy Grant. Baby, Baby. Keith Thomas. Friends. Chris Judson. Amy Jahnke. Growers. Show-ers. Choads/chodes. Sari Kamin! June 15-16, Urinal Strike! Follow Priya Krishna on Instagram and Twitter. Buy her book, Indian-ish! Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 12 Jun 2019 | Catheter Pants with Maggie Hoffman | 01:10:45 | |
Maggie Hoffman, the original “Hello, Listener” is here with her new book, BATCH COCKTAILS! Topics: Sugar. Lunch but it’s breakfast. Train eating. Totes. Retail Nightmares with Alicia and Jessica. Remix. Pants on the inside. She’s got a deep voice, too. Connie Britton is a treasure. Esoteric HI-CHEW. Burger Rings. Weed City. Sloughed off flesh. Truffles in your underpants. A very brief statement on Peep’s. My favorite book of the Bible. It’s Hello, Listener! Julia Bainbridge’s podcast, The Lonely Hour. Follow Maggie Hoffman on Instagram and Twitter. Buy her book, BATCH COCKTAILS! Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 19 Jun 2019 | No Further Questions with The Lee Bros | 01:26:33 | |
The fantastic Matt and Ted Lee are here to talk about their new book, Hotbox. Topics: Ball of goo. Bucket of kimchi. Alison Roman. These are things that happened. They’re real big. No further questions. Chef cruise. @Crust Magazine @anannadroid @hooleil @john_birdsall @korshawilson. Summer camp storytelling challenge. Laurie’s mom. Fiddlehead ferns. @restofesto @ruckerfoad (JT). The Summit Y. Roasted vegetables. Matt and Ted Lee. I will find you. Assignment: Call in your worst summer camp experiences to the Carbface Voicemail Hotline (+1.646.397.3357) or email them to carbfacepod@gmail.com. Follow The Lee Bros. on Twitter and Instagram. Buy their new book, Hotbox. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 18 Jul 2019 | Natural Release | 00:46:58 | |
It’s just Laurie and Chris this week. Topics: Robot voice. Writing. Cliss’ brother. Beyond Goatse. Gilbert. A finger. Cat steam. Straws. Rat piss. Lots of Likes, Miami edition. JCP. Black and white cookies. Mashups. Todd Bridges. Patty Lupone. A Full Dinty house. We recorded remotely (using a podcasting service we will never use again), and the sound quality isn’t great. We promise future remote eps will have better sound quality. We love you and only want the best for you. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 21 Aug 2019 | Performative Radish Rapture | 00:32:03 | |
It’s Laurie and Chris (no Cliss). Topics: Strong Mustard Content. A Rice Krispie Treat is a gift. Texts from family members. No Further Questions. None Pizza Left Beef. Jeremy Renner. Other people’s shoes. Dump and stir. Lemon Bullshit Cake recipe. Friends of the podcast. My love and your ignorance. What Was This Food Network Episode All About? Walgreens cookout. Episode Sponsors: BarkBox: http://getbarkbox.com/carbface Warby Parker: http://warbyparkertrial.com/carbface Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 30 Sep 2019 | Coupons Will Kill You | 00:38:13 | |
It’s Laurie and Chris, with a little Cliss. Topics: JT made HI-CHEW beer and sent chocolate and fig preserves! Chris’ nightstand. Mai sent us paper food! The fish market. Going to the hospital. Dogs and bikes. Mrs. Clark, Chris’ first grade teacher. Hives. Do not blink. A socka fulla blood. A coupon. Saba Jam! A high amount of soft. Do you ever find yourself mad? Summer vegetables. Rold Gold is not Red Gold. The tomato fields of Indiana. A mailed potato. David has a pet named Walter. From behind. Keep your dog on a leash. Hank is puppo of the week. Retail Nightmares is the best podcast. Friendship. Personal Pan Rice Krispie Treats. Doughboys can’t be bought. No penetration of the Cracklin’ Oat Bran. Farley Elliott. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 18 Nov 2019 | Butt Detective with Elazar Sontag | 00:40:25 | |
Elazar Sontag is our guest! Topics: No further questions. A halitosis notification service. Julia and Grace. Peppers. Flavors of Oakland. How not to be an a-hole. Serious Eats. Crust Magazine. Paper Candy Gifts. Butt Detective. Follow Elazar Sontag on Instagram. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Our PO Box: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 01 Jan 2020 | Don't Die from the Vape | 00:04:08 | |
It's a mini-episode with Laurie and Chris (and a sexy robot voice). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 09 Jan 2020 | Like a Hotdog in a Hallway with Farideh Sadeghin | 00:56:35 | |
Farideh is back with a brand-new cookbook! And it’s the very first episode of #CakeOnes. Buy the new cookbook from Farideh and the editors of MUNCHIES. It’s called MUNCHIES Guide to Dinner: How to Feed Yourself and Your Friends! Follow Farideh on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 25 Feb 2020 | Cokers and Poppy | 00:18:20 | |
It’s a mini-episode! It’s just Laurie and Chris, and that is a blessing to you and your life. Recorded before Christmas, this content is TIMELESS. Topics: Billy, chicken pox, clown mouth, Hustler magazines, and dog pregnancies. All this and what our favo(u)rite Food Network stars do on Jesus’ birthday. Sponsored by: Follow AJ Spaceman on Twitter. Follow Melk the Band on Instagram. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 23 Mar 2020 | Grimace's Butthole | 00:52:08 | |
It’s Laurie and Chris, homebound. Please forgive the audio quality. We’re using USB mics. We’re alive and mostly well for now. Alternate titles: GO FOCACCIA YOURSELF LUNAR FOOTWEAR GALLOPING LESSONS I'M COOKING FOOD REAL-TIME GARBANZO FINDER CHICKPEA AVAILABILITY INDEX RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT WHAT ABOUT PROM BLAINE? THE HOTDOG IS A GAPER A HOTDOG DOWN A HOTDOG'S HALLWAY CHICKPEA PERSONAL MASSAGER A GAME OF DODGEBALL FOR MY JUNK BE KIND, DO GOOD, EAT ASS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 31 Mar 2020 | The Oven of Life | 00:27:37 | |
It’s Laurie and Chris. It’s the halting whisper of The Daily. Upstate New York. IGA. Super Valu vs. Super Value vs. Supr Value. The home of ham salad. An unknown self-quarantine. The murder basement. The NYT. Otterstan. Tiger King. Happy birthday, Laurie! Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 07 Apr 2020 | Crossover with Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin | 00:59:18 | |
The co-(g)hosts of the best podcast ever, RETAIL NIGHTMARES, are here! Alicia and Jessica join us through an intricate web of Zoom, phone, and tin cans to help make our dreams come true. Plus, we have the podcast world premiere of BONGO DANCE by Auto Syndicate (Jay Arner and Jessica Delisle!) Listen to RETAIL NIGHTMARES. Order Alicia’s book, SO YOU'RE A LITTLE SAD, SO WHAT? Nice Things to Say to Yourself on Bad Days and Other Essays. Listen and support Jessica’s band, ENERGY SLIME. Follow Alicia on Twitter. Follow Jessica on Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 21 Apr 2020 | Thick White Parts | 00:41:38 | |
Laurie and Chris. Living their best whatevers in quarantine. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 14 May 2020 | Full Body Frown with Joseph Hernandez | 00:50:13 | |
Our lives are changed forever by Joseph’s hedgehog. Follow Joseph on Instagram and Twitter. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 28 May 2020 | I Have Filled This Toilet with Shredded Carrots | 00:49:16 | |
It’s Laurie and Chris with their dreams. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 30 Sep 2020 | 'Gina Swoop | 00:35:52 | |
We’re back along with Laurie’s air conditioner. Recommendation: Lisa Donovan’s memoir, Our Lady of Perpetual Hunger. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 20 Oct 2020 | Sad Resigned Little Hotdog in a Can of Water | 00:44:49 | |
Tasting Brach’s Turkey Dinner candy corn. Read all about this new candy corn. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 08 Feb 2021 | We Have To Assume That Julia Child Doesn't Have Trenchmouth | 01:19:27 | |
We’re back, and we brought Julia Child with us. We’re watching three episodes across the ten seasons of Julia's first show, The French Chef. First up is Season 1, Episode 1: Beouf Bourguignon. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 19 Mar 2021 | Tongue Spatula | 01:13:19 | |
Episode 2 of 3 watching Julia Child’s The French Chef. We watch and discuss season 5, episode 3: Queen of Sheba Cake. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 26 Apr 2021 | With Giblets! | 01:27:14 | |
Episode 3 of 3 watching Julia Child’s The French Chef.We watch and discuss season 10, episode 12: Two-Dollar Banquet.Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 20 Aug 2021 | Take Your Power Back | 01:21:36 | |
It’s time for Joyce Chen Cooks! It’s episode one of the series, Egg Foo Yung. Watch the episode here. Read more about Joyce Chen here and here and look at her stamp! Laurie wants you to know the pesticide she used on her son's head lice was Malthion. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 10 Nov 2021 | Viral Vegan Penis | 01:00:09 | |
| 18 Nov 2021 | Chicken Assassin | 01:11:54 | |
Julia is back! We review season 1, episode 2 of The French Chef, with Julia making French onion soup. We’re also joined by directors Julie Cohen and Betsy West to discuss their latest documentary, Julia. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 25 Dec 2021 | Keep Trussing That Chicken | 01:18:04 | |
Julia Child's The French Chef, Season 1 Episode 3 Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 19 Apr 2022 | Pittsburgh Potty | 01:25:31 | |
We are back reviewing Julia Child’s The French Chef: season 1, episode 4 (The French Omelette) and 5 (Scallops). Both aired in February 1963. Laurie discusses the basement toilet in her parents’ home, and Chris celebrates his Sonic the Hedgehog 2 cookbook. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 24 Jun 2022 | Sitz Down, Julia | 00:51:19 | |
We all reaching our breaking point. Sometimes we discover a sitz bath.Sometimes we go to another country and write about sourdough. This is how life goes, and we go on, don’t we? Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 12 Oct 2022 | It's a Me, Mumblecore | 01:31:22 | |
We watched Big Night. It’s a FOOD movie. Like a BIG FOOD movie. Have you made the entire Big Night menu? Oh okay cool GROW UP WE ARE ADULTS. Ohhhh, TIMPANO, It’s a DRUM. What is wrong with you? The world is burning, just make some pasta or whatever and get on with life. Also, we sing a song to Tucci’s penis. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 05 Dec 2022 | Scrub Daddy with Seven-Layer Dip on Top | 01:12:05 | |
We review Ratatouille. Laurie goes international. Chris talks toilets. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 16 Jan 2023 | Like a Hotdog Served Off Ranger Rick's Bottom | 00:57:47 | |
We watched the movie, Burnt, and it nearly broke us. If you don't know Ranger Rick, he'd like to get to know you. After the recording, we realized we didn't want to watch Sausage Party (ever), so we're watching The Menu next. Follow CarbfacePod on Instagram and Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 08 Feb 2023 | The Menu: Girthiest Hollywood Hogs | 00:51:40 | |
We watched The Menu. Next movie is Soylent Green. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 08 May 2023 | Euthanasia Rub & Tug Café | 01:10:22 | |
We watched Soylent Green. It's people. Charlton Heston, Leigh Taylor-Young, and Edward G. Robinson in his final film role. For our next episode, we are watching Triangle of Sadness unless we change our minds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 15 Dec 2023 | Milky | 01:12:33 | |
WE ARE BACK. AND GUESTS ARE BACK.Monique Henry, the Eatinist Bitch, is our guest.Topics: Whipped cream, Lactaid, Slutty Daddy God, free Bibles, intestinal issues, the worst things and best things we ate. Follow the Eatinist Bitch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 31 Jan 2024 | In My Next Life. (As a Seagull.) | 01:10:53 | |
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| 18 Mar 2024 | Crank the Yank | 00:50:18 | |
Eli Sussman joins us to talk about his new restaurant, Gertrude's, the best and worst things we ate, dirty linens in the basement, and yanking cranks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 15 Apr 2024 | Smooth and Happy | 01:09:45 | |
Follow Bettina on IG and follow her cooking account, @crispyegg420. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 20 May 2024 | The New Jersey of Canada | 01:02:19 | |
Follow Alicia Tobin on IG. Check out our Patreon. We wanted to include My Vag in this episode, so listen to it at your convenience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 07 Jun 2024 | Four Eyebrows | 00:53:44 | |
Eric Kim is our guest. Laurie had a dream. Chris had antibiotics. Follow Eric on IG. Find his work at NYT.com. Buy his book, Korean American. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 25 Jun 2024 | Unrealized Souls | 00:53:25 | |
| 09 Jul 2024 | Wet Sandwich | 00:57:57 | |
Be thankful for Deb's Smitten Kitchen. Listen to The Recipe with Kenji and Deb. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 08 Aug 2024 | Floor Omelet | 01:05:50 | |
Ben Harrison, friend to all, joins us to talk floor omelets. Listen to his podcasts, The Greatest Generation and Greatest Trek, on the MaxFun network. Pre-order Laurie's memoir, Care and Feeding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 18 Sep 2024 | We Don't Run Out of Biscuits | 01:06:20 | |
Amethyst Ganaway's website. Her IG Her cookbook announcement, From the Roota to the Toota Pre-order Laurie's memoir, Care and Feeding Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 18 Oct 2024 | F*CKBOY ECONOMY | 01:02:04 | |
Ivy Knight joins us to talk about her AGENT KNIGHT Instagram video series: https://www.instagram.com/p/C_c_R7zxomz/ Follow her at ivyporkchopknight and Allez Céline. Episode edited by A. Nathan Scott. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 01 Nov 2024 | Dump Cakes | 00:58:31 | |
Richard Hart joins us to talk about the book he and Laurie created. We educate him on dump cakes and Pittsburgh potties. Order their book, Richard Hart Bread. Follow Richard on IG. Pre-order Laurie's memoir, Care and Feeding. Check out our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 11 Nov 2024 | Sneetches Get Steetches | 00:50:21 | |
Youngmi Mayer is a standup comedian and host of the podcast Hairy Butthole. Buy Youngmi's new book, I'm Laughing Because I'm Crying. Follow Youngmi on IG. Order Laurie's memoir, Care and Feeding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 16 Dec 2024 | Vegan Thruple | 00:40:29 | |
Caroline Choe joins us to talk about her new book, Banchan: 60 Korean American Recipes for Delicious, Shareable Sides. Follow Caroline on IG. Pre-order Laurie's memoir, Care and Feeding. Epsiode edited by Episode edited by A. Nathan Scott. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 06 Jan 2025 | You May Not Make A Deposit | 01:18:03 | |
It's just Laurie, Chris, a sterile cup, and a bottle of AriZona Iced Tea. Pre-order Laurie's memoir, Care and Feeding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 07 Mar 2025 | Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Death Cult | 00:51:32 | |
Follow Akshay @akshaycooks. Buy Laurie’s memoir here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 11 Mar 2025 | A Slob Knob for Laurie | 00:38:20 | |
Buy Laurie Woolever’s memoir, Care and Feeding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
