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Anthony (Alex Krause) invites the super interesting Dave Nermalson (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) to a delightful discussion on Anthony’s full name, proper Mexican restaurant etiquette, and the Garfield of it all. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Know What You’re in For w/ Disgraced Prison Warden Anthony B. Watts launches Wednesday June 3rd! That’s right, Wednesday June 3rd! This beginner’s guide to prison takes the form of long-form improv mock-interviews that continuously go off premise for your entertainment. Laugh along as Anthony and company conduct raids, get up to courtroom hijinks, and produce feature films. Every week we’ll post a brand new episode that legitimately (and I mean this) is more insane than the last. Enjoy this preview, subscribe to the show’s RSS feed on iTunes, and check out our website at BigTallBoys.com. Please and thank you. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sweeter Vermouth Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Judge Joe Guinther (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) stops by to confront Anthony (Alexander Krause) on his house arrest, his infatuation with a juror, and eating on mic. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Anthony’s (Alex Krause) biggest fan, Josh Joshua (Jackson Taylor-Dobson), uses his one phone call to get Anthony’s help with stealing tasers, his upcoming trial and subsequent after-party. [This was the first episode recorded in quarantine, we apologise for some odd audio]. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Anthony (Alex Krause) talks with the Santa-Clausian Klaus Herzog (Jacob Agius) about his newest prisoner-constructed album, being the Zodiac killer, and good raid procedure. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Anthony (Alex Krause) hits the streets to pull off some pranks on Devin McMan (Jackson Taylor-Dobson), before joining forces to save the show from the sound crew's mutiny. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The KWYIF movie is underway! Listen along as Anthony (Alex Krause) enlists the help of guard Steve (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) to make the film as accurate as possible, while also trying to embellish just the right amount. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Sweeter Vermouth Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Night in Venice Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Hurray! Anthony (Alex Krause) is now twelve years old and legally except from recent crimes laid against him! To help back-up these claims of time travel Anthony invites his new step-father Dan (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) onto the show to discuss their accidental wedding, the Olympics, and an abundance of wolves and birds. [We apologise for the crackles in the audio on this one.] Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

When Anthony (Alex Krause) and Sebastian (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) wake up with no memory of the previous night’s scandalous podcast recording, they go on a Hangover-style adventure to uncover the truth, meeting a few Seinfeld impersonators along the way. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Loopster" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Heading on down the highway! Anthony (Alex Krause) and Kyle (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) are going on a road-trip to go pledge a frat. Join them as they meet The Flash, listen to the best moments of the show, and as Anthony reunites with an old flame. [At some point in this episode we accidently change the name of a character from Elizabeth to Melissa. We here at KWYIF would like to apologise and acknowledge that this unprofessionalism has resulted in mass-firings in a fit of rage from the gentleman that both made the mistake and wrote this fantastic description.] Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Night in Venice Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

GASP! There’s been a murder! That’s right the tenth episode of KWYIF is a movie-length improvised murder mystery. Length is the benchmark of quality! Join us as Alexander Krause and Jackson Taylor-Dobson play far too many characters to fit into this description and each learn the value of growing out of skating. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

It’s that time of year again. The annual 2020 Prison Olympics are a go! Join Anthony (Alexander Krause) and his fellow commentator (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) as they break down this years events in this special 20-minute bite-size episode. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Do you know what a fire in a podcast studio means for Anthony B. Watts (Alexander Krause) and James Herman (Jackson Taylor-Dobson)? Sure, danger -- but it’s also an opportunity to meet new friends. Join these two idiots as they leapfrog through the wide world of podcasting one premise at a time. (Logic Warning: Some fire fighters inexplicably jump off buildings in this episode). Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ The Dread Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Gymnopedie No. 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Virtutes Instrumenti" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Pump" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

It’s time for some introspection. In this week’s episode Anthony B. Watts (Alexander Krause) meets with Daniel Duckinson (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) to discuss bettering yourself, animated ducks and locking your father in a cabin. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We wish you luck! That’s right, on the show’s first season finale we’re graduating with a degree in Judgery. Join Anthony B. Watts (Alexander Krause) and a cavalcade of old and new faces (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) as we bid farewell to tertiary education the only way we know how (with a botched circumcision). Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Gymnopedie No. 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

It’s been too long! Pull up a chair and crunch down on some solid red, because this week we’re just having dinner. Join Anthony B. Watts (Alexander Krause) as he has a rather normal dining experience with a whole mess of interesting personalities. There’s Bill (Jackson Taylor-Dobson), the happy-go-lucky waiter; Vic (Ben Slinger), the true crime podcast enthusiast; and Trent (Trevor Scott), the 12-year-old time traveller. Again, this is a rather normal dinner. This episode was a blast to record, and if you want to check out Ben and Trev’s podcast Bit Storm, head on over to this link: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453 and give it a listen! Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ The Dread Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Virtutes Instrumenti" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Night in Venice Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

If you can’t beat em, advertise on em. That’s right, we’re doing ad reads! Join Anthony (Alexander Krause) and future guest Tom (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) as they deliver perfect take after perfect take before the one and only JJ Abrams! [Impression not included]. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Whimsy Groove Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ The Dread Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Whoops, sorry about that! Looks like the audio team has accidentally put out an episode of Know When to Quit w/ Destitute Motivational Speaker Robert T. Cooke (Alexander Krause). Well, since it’s here you might as well listen along as Robert and Ryan (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) update the ole will, play ten games, and discuss what it’s like to be cuckolded by a sea an-enemy. Catch you later you dirty skunks! Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Pump" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Gaslamp Funworks Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Join James [Jackson Taylor-Dobson] and Kurt [Alexander Krause] as they wait in the podcast facilities infamous HR line. Passing the time by discussing office Christmas parties, their employers terrific actions, and also getting to the bottom of a potential Undercover Boss situation. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Okay, everyone needs to be on their best behaviour. This week Anthony [Alexander Krause] is joined by the podcast inspector [Jackson Taylor-Dobson], who is stopping by to step-on-up the quality of the production. Join us as Anthony does everything in his power to have a totally normal podcast episode, with a few apologies along the way, and a cupboard of high-concept nonsense by his side. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GOING GOING SOLD! Join us this week for a classic prison auction, filled with ice cream bids and an auction plant who no one can outpace. [Warning: Alex Krause and Jackson Taylor-Dobson get a little loud in this one. It’s an auction after all.] Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Ah, it’s good to be back in these halls! This week Anthony [Alexander Krause] is going back home for a high school reunion. Join us as Jackson Taylor-Dobson plays far too many people in Anthony’s past. Including a teacher Anthony drugged, a best-friend Anthony ignored, and a girlfriend Anthony never actually had. I’m sensing a theme here. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Loopster" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Boo! No, just kidding -- it’s just me, the friendly episode description. But, yes, that title is no lie. Join us this week as Anthony B. Watts [Alexander J Krause] plummets from a balcony and meets the one and only Grim Reaper[Jackson Taylor-Dobson]. Holy Mackerel is this a grand ole Halloween special. The Dread Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oops! Looks like some feed jockeys have capitalised on Anthony’s recent death and pushed their own podcast. Well, que sera sera -- we have nothing else to put out anyway. Join us this week for Dan (Alexander Krause) & Don (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) Montgomery’s show on remaining friends after a divorce...It goes as well as you’d expect. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Gymnopedie No. 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Sweeter Vermouth Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

BEEP! Hello, this entire episode is Anthony’s old answering machine. Listen along as Alexander Krause and Jackson Taylor-Dobson leave messages about chips, birds, and chips. So many chips. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ The Dread Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Join us this week for a good ole fashioned séance. Listen along as Ronnie (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) and Arin (Alexander Krause) try to revive the one and only Anthony B. Watts. Who knew Halloween episodes could have lasting consequences that would need to be resolved in mid-November? Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

He’s back and better than ever! How’s about some scheduling? Join us this week as Anthony (Alexander Krause) and Gary (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) sort out their planners -- with a few costume changes along the way. Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

I MADE MY PODCAST FAMILY DISAPPEAR! That’s right, we’re doing a Home Alone parody with a healthy dose of Bane. A classic Christmas combo! Join us as Anthony (Alexander Krause) is left back at the studio, fighting off a debt collector (Jackson Taylor-Dobson). Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured Wish Background Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This Christmas, say it’s carol singers. Join us as Anthony (Alexander Krause/Andrew Lincoln) confesses everything to Melissa (Jackson Taylor-Dobson/Keira Knightly) through the use of some queue cards. It’s a Love Actually spoof that’s supposed to be silent! Does it translate to audio? Only you can decide. Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured Wish Background Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Yippee Ki Yay! Join us this work as Anthony (Alexander Krause) crawls through the vents in an attempt to do a Christmas Die Hard episode, and not just to spy on his employees (Jackson Taylor-Dobson). Oh the Christmas cheer! Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

It’s a good ole fashioned Christmas telethon extravaganza! Join us as we try to raise money for ‘Children for Charity’ with a whole cast of characters. Including but not limited to the charity representative (Giota Nik), Telephone operators (Nicole Smith/Trevor Scott), Radio star Richard Dercer (Michael Macken), First time caller (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) and your titular host Anthony B. Watts (Alexander Krause). Merry Christmas! Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured Wish Background Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Guilty Boy! On the second season finale Anthony (Alexander Krause) goes to trial for just about everything he has done over the past year. So join us for Jackson playing far too many characters, Kermit the Frog making an appearance, and rampant flashbacks. We’ll see you in the New Year with new episodes each better than the last-ish. Oh, and if you’re into moving pictures check out clips from this week’s episode on the official Big Tall Boys YouTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCseI1_F7Qg-yoNbMYKn-VaQ/featured "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

It’s Anthony’s first day in prison and things are getting weird. Join us for spin-the-bottle, bunk negotiations, and microphone theft from the Wild Boys! Thanks to Amelia Leonard for coming on this week and helping to make one of the strangest episodes we’ve put out (with perhaps the most technical problems). Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

How time has flown by! Relive some of the most malleable moments of the past half-year with this collection of good times. Join us for far too many songs, rampant changes in audio spaces due to pandemic restrictions and did I mention good times? It’s the 2020 Clip Show! Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

It’s Anthony’s first night in prison, and who woulda thunk it, things are still weird. Join us for clapper lights, shiv sharpening and feeding a mouse. Special thanks to Trevor Scott for coming on this week. If you want to hear more of Trevor, check out his podcast Bit Storm by following this link: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453 Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

They have a plan, and that plan’s getting caught. Join us this week for food reviews, cafeteria bullies and the titular milk heist. Special thanks to Trevor Scott for coming on this week. If you want to hear more of Trevor, check out his podcast Bit Storm by following this link: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453 Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Land your blimps and stop on by Eppley Prison for some pressing PA announcements. Join us this week for The Underminer’s colony, a collection of Michaels, and Sully’s first time back in the sky. Hmm, I don’t know if this description really encapsulates what this episode is about. We’re doing PA announcements and things get weird. Enjoy! Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Everyone stay with your buddy and join us for a prison excursion to the local aquarium. Enjoy the vast exhibits, aquarium dunk tank and try your best to not be a li’l stinker. It’s one hell of a day out! Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

It’s all in the title baby! This week Anthony’s counting to 100! Expect all your favourites. 1, 36, 64? They’re here and bringing all their friends. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Rain nor sleet nor snow nor hail, Anthony is confused at all of your fan mail! This week Anthony reads a whole heap of your letters. Special thanks to all of you for making this possible -- but maybe try proofreading your work because some of it read less than fan mail and more like foe mail. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This week we’re trying to record an episode as fast as possible! Likewise we’re writing this description as fast as possible. Speed, Call-backs, Michael Bolton. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This week Anthony meets a laidback guard, and most definitely does not manipulate the man. Special thanks to this character, and more so to the individual playing him (Daniel Lang). Go check out Daniel’s 90’s Nostalgia podcast ‘Pretty Fly’. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Like a game show contestant with a parting gift, you will not believe your eyes! That’s right, this week Anthony’s got those sweet harmonica blues. Join us as Anthony recounts classic tales, and shares classic blues tunes. Boy is he sad! Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Your listening to the Eppley Prison Entertainment Network. Join us this week for countless advertisements for local businesses, as well as public service announcements, political campaign ads, jingles, and songs about pretty much everything. And hey, we mention the Snyder cut at least twice, so if you’re an SEO algorithm could you help a guy out? Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

BREAKING NEWS! Join us this week for live coverage of convict Anthony B. Watts’ escape from Eppley prison. Complete with police statements, podcast interruptions, key witness testimonies, and a healthy dose of good ole news fun. Also breaking news, perhaps even more breaking, this episode serves as the last of Anthony’s tenure in Eppley prison, and sadly the penultimate episode of the podcast. Join us one final time, in about a month, for a big ole farewell to the show! Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oh no, it looks like we’ve run out of episodes. But that’s alright, because this one’s a doozy! Join us one final time for the Rogue’s Gallery Apology Tour. It’s been ten years and Anthony is inviting a series of familiar faces back onto the show to chew the fat, and give him back his last name. This episode has it all: an unresolved mansion murder mystery, adoption paper signing, mowing company hijinks, and a series of endings tacked onto the end because it’s hard to let go. And hey, special thanks to Jackson Taylor-Dobson, an individual who has been on nearly every episode of this production and came back for it’s goodbye. You may not be aware but Jackson voices Michael Phone, Ronnie, Melissa, and has a flawless Kermit impression. He kills it every time. Anyway, enjoy the episode, and thanks for listening to Know What You’re in for w/ Disgraced Prison Warden Anthony B. Watts. Keep your eyes on www.bigtallboys.com for some new content coming soonish. I love you. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Gymnopedie No. 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

I’m back! New weekly episodes weekly, with a new episode coming out every week. This week I explain exactly what’s going to be uploaded to this feed. Join me for the explanation and a nice chat. It’s so simple, you just listen to the thing.

Improvised audio soundscapes. Join me this week for the sounds of the National Gallery of Victoria. Moving chairs, Bonanza reunions and flag exhibits. It’s a lot of fun, and it’d be embarrassing if everyone is talking about it tomorrow and you haven’t listened.

This week I discuss the critically acclaimed Christopher Nolan blockbuster ‘Interstellar’ in a cool calm fashion. It’s a film review but without any of that frustrating review filler.

Podcasting’s a difficult game. It can wear you down. Thankfully, I’m always here to lend an ear. This week Trevor Scott and Ben Slinger stop by to get some friendly advice regarding their podcast ‘Bit Storm’. Could the show be more enthusiastic? Does it need a lil’ stinker attitude? Should it heavily feature David Prowse? Well we’re gonna get to the bottom of these questions, and much much more, on this week’s episode. Go check out ‘Bit Storm’ at: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Sometimes an episode just kind of falls together. Join me this week for a brief discussion of ‘I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson’, and a long discussion of my limited vocabulary.

50 episodes! Can you believe it? I sit-down with the renowned Oprah Winfrey to discuss my many accomplishments and provide some insight into the podcast business. I’m an authority, and Oprah is glad to have me.

In 1977 NASA launched a golden record into space. On this week’s episode I pitch a new golden record that better reflects modern society. What will make the cut? It’s a thrilling reflection of human worth and the insignificance of it all.

Welcome back to another improvised audio soundscape. This time: Geelong Beach. Join me this week for the new season of Survivor, siren songs, and anime volleyball tournaments. Plus, listen through to the end to hear me get distracted by birds. What an episode!

Already scraping the bottom of the review barrel, I discuss my opinion on salads. Then, later realise I could have been discussing Doctor Who. What a roller-coaster episode!

I’m back for some more fan-mail. This time not in character. Join me as I justify the outpour of lovely messages that you have all been sending me. If you would like your message featured you can always send an email to bigtallboys@gmail.com. I will read anything.

Another month, another improvised audio soundscape. This time: The Royal Botanical Gardens. Join me this time for a Shakespeare/Coco mash-up, filling in for your boss, and original sin. Listing three things that occur in the episode makes a description come to life! You’re now invested and have to listen.

On this week’s episode I test Window’s ability to read an episode aloud. Join me as I explore what can and shouldn’t be said. Onomatopoeia? ASCII Art? It’s all fair game baby. Also, open invites for my birthday.

INT. Intro - Magic Hour. Wow, I can’t believe I’m putting this out into the world. Join me this week as I read through my big new screenplay project. It follows a handsome young stud named Alexander Krause, who’s acing his way through podcasting.

A Current Affair have limited scope. Who has time to head down to the store in this day and age? This week I compare grocery prices of leading Australian grocers to leading Videogame retailers. Always wanted to know whether it’s cheaper to shop in Yakuza or Persona 5? Curious if bread has been inflated over the Elder Scrolls franchise? If yes then boy is this for you.

It’s a spooky episode of spooky improvised audio soundscapes. This time, the spookiest of locations, Scienceworks. Join me for spooky planetarium Kia advertisements, lightning shows, and a snake under a veranda. If I keep typing ‘spooky’ you might think this qualifies as a Halloween episode. Boo!

Above all I am an artist, and what’s more artistic than a beautifully crafted huge stinking trophy? This week Nicole Smith drops by to help get the podcast ready for award season. Join us for all of the usual things we always do; such as relationship advice, food reviews, science chats, tech talk, ad reads, and Knives Out casting news. See, I told you, just all of the usual stuff. I would never undermine my artistic integrity by altering myself to appease Spotify. Go check out Nicole’s website at: https://www.blankpagesandemptyspaces.com/

Ka-ching baby! It’s payday. And you know what that means. Money? No. It means I try everything in my power to make everything I enjoy profitable. Does it matter that creating audio content is one of the only few joys in my life, and altering the structure of that to help sell meal subscription services would fundamentally change how I view myself as a person? Of course not. Because there is a chance that I have some of that green cheddar. This week I read copy for the most visible of podcast sponsors in an attempt to prove my worth and earn my rank in an audio landscape that’s becoming increasingly more commercialised. Ka-ching baby!

Who are your friends, really? Like, honestly, in this day and age who do you really have besides me? Exactly. I see you nodding your head as you read this description. Agreeing as I say that I am your longest, closest and most spiritually rewarding friendship. Well, how about you pay that friendship forward, and supply me with cold hard cash? That’s right, the good folks at Cameo have requested that I audition for the website, and I need your help to become a mainstain -- I mean mainstay. For every listen this episode receives I can display an extra digit to the chief marketing executive of Cameo, and potentially get a sit-down interview with their CEO Steven Galanis. Oh, and Steven, if you’re reading this due to Googling yourself, then please know this is all in good fun you absolute idiot -- I love you.

What is a podcast? What is this podcast? Seriously, I need help. It’s about time we figured it out. So, join host Alexander Krause as they try to unravel the mysteries of proper podcast structure, wax on Marvel’s the Eternals, and try out a flurry of new slogan ideas. This is one of those must listen episodes that becomes a beacon for other podcasters to replicate. Don’t be surprised if you hear people reference the ‘Big Tall Men’ episode and say things like “That could never be done today”.

It’s December 1st! So bust out that advent calendar and listen along as I share some fans venting their frustrations at the show twenty-five times over. That’s right, this week I’m reading twenty-five collated reviews from fans, friends and foes alike. So join me as I read thoughts shared by my ex lawyer, concerned mothers and the manager of a Target Country. Did I mention Tom Hardy’s Venom is discussed? It’s a Christmas miracle!

The giving season is upon us, and what’s a better gift than an outline for a new Home Alone film? Kevin McCallister now works for a toy company, and gets wrapped up in what is essentially the plot of Paul Blart Mall Cop. Also, fun fact, if you were thinking of getting me anything for Christmas there is only seventeen nights left, so you should be ordering and sending off gifts right now. What to get me? I’m sure you’ll think of something. Oh, right sorry, where was I? Join me this week as Kevin protects the PAW Patrol Dino Patroller, drives a Model S, and spots thieves on the security offices LG UP80 86” 4K Ultra HD Smart TV.

Tom Holland Feet pics! This one trick will help you lose weight. You won’t believe Emma Stone’s new back tattoo. That’s right! It’s SEHOHOHO. That special time of year were we optimize our search engine by not merely referencing current events, but following them to their natural conclusion. Do you have questions about today’s hottest headlines? Are you unsure of how this qualifies as a Christmas episode? Do you want to hear an original rap? Yep, as the premise falls apart I share a rap. A rap. It’s got all of your favourite SEO people in it and a large section of the American Alt Comedy scene. Why did I write a rap? You’ll just have to listen to sort of find out.

Those dang soundscapes are back at it again, and this time their premise is broader than ever. That’s right, tune in this week for the sounds of Christmas. Lights, Santa, Baubles? You better believe there’s baubles. You’ll be drowning in baubles. Join me this week for va-va-voom Barbie commercials, petitions against firemen calendars, and a musical hit that finally gets down to the drummer boy’s wealth. This really is a big ole Christmas spectacular kind of episode, so I hope you enjoy it. No, I guarantee you’ll enjoy it. Merry Christmas!

Another year another podcasting triumph baby! That’s right, we’re counting down my top ten moments of the year. Real moments. Are you accusing me of doctoring these clips to make this podcast, and in turn myself, appear more interesting? Rude. No. How dare you. Join me this week as I recall meeting my clone, insulting jurors, and becoming unstuck in time. Belated Christmas wishes and happy New Year!

Christopher Nolan has tried and tried again to deliver mind-bending cinema spectacles, but has yet to deliver his trademark style in the podcasting space. Isn’t that interesting? This week I record twenty segments and shuffle them using a randomiser. Will this create a worthwhile listening structure that keeps you engaged? Probably not, but hey, it technically counts as an episode.

Oh the measures we take to find true love. Hinge now does voice prompts, so you know what that means. I’ve loaded up the ole podcasting software, dusted off the ole microphone and screamed at it for nearly thirty whole minutes. That’s right, this week’s episode is nearly thirty minutes long. Join me as I discuss how apps like Hinge enable us to be our true selves, and how the dating landscape is a beautiful garden where love can be plucked like apples from a tree. On an unrelated note, are people still trying to get ‘/s’ to denote sarcasm?

Is this thing on? Are you wanting to get into the podcast game but aren’t sure what microphone is worth your time, money, and mouth? Well, I’m here to help. This week I review a variety of microphones to get down to the age old question “what sounds good?” Join me this week for hypnosis, complicated descriptions, and escaping a swarm of bees. Microphones, they make the world go sound.

Despite what my lazy will-writer will tell you, I won’t stick around forever. So it’s about time that I start interviewing potential replacements for this show. And hey, who better than a man who has made a career on the imitation of others? Join me this week in welcoming Jason Rout onto the podcast for the interview of a lifetime. Plus, we get the lowdown on the man’s involvement in Australian politics and the Harold Holt disappearance. It’s the kind of episode that only comes about once in a lifetime -- or maybe twice -- but definitely not three times.

Drumroll! Ratatatatatatata -- That’s right. It’s more of those blasted audio soundscapes, and this time we’re going big time at Crown Casino. And what more I’m joined this week by the titular and eponymous Jackson Taylor-Dobson! Join us for fire shows, under the sea dances, and Hotel Transylvania tie-ins -- we promise they are tangentially Crown Casino related. Sound me out with a drumroll! Ratatatatatatata!

Alex is back at it again with one of his signature podcasting segments: fanmail! But this time, it’s spelled fanmale. Because it’s a fun portmanteau that reflects the episode’s content. Join me this week for male stereotypes, sympathy crashing, and dead fish comparisons. And hey, if you want your fanmail featured on the show send an email to bigtallboys@gmail.com. If you get an automatic “out-of-office” response that is only a deterrent to bill collectors. Happy mailing!

47 characters! Yep, this week I showcase forty-seven mostly distinct characters in an attempt to get onto the long-running sketch program Saturday Night Live. And what more I do Weekend Update. Yeah, for some reason on top of making up 47 characters I thought it’d be neat to do a li'l Weekend Update. This episode has everything: being confident enough to put in eye-drops, far too many characters named Kringo. and the gremlin that controls Joe Rogan’s flesh suit.

Ring Ring! Who’s there? It’s me, Alexander Krause. And you know what that means? Leaving a lot of voicemails. Join me this week as I cold-call celebrities, distribution studios and catering companies, to try to get the ball rolling on my soon rolling film. Also if you are in need of a projector it might be a good idea to hit up Garry Clements. He lives in Warrandyte, but if he is away the man vacations with his family in Echuca.

B-B-B-Bonus! This week, instead of your regularly scheduled episode, we have a very special bonus episode! Where-in I will be detailing the backing tiers for my brand new film project. I’m talking $10 backing rewards. I’m talking $25 backing rewards. These rewards are crazy, wild, and a third adjective! Also B-B-B-Bonus, while recording this episode I was being uploaded into the net to preserve my consciousness. What? What does that even mean? I’m not sure, but it happened.

You’ve got questions, and I in turn must fulfill the promise of answers. That’s right, this week I explain, justify, and talk about my upcoming film through the guise of “your” questions. Join me for childbearing superiority, Star Wars venting, and some surprise messages from my past, present and future selves. I hope this episode leaves you with a grand ole Skarsgard smile.

In the not too distant future my podcast film is coming out, so I best prepare by watching how the masters did it before me. This week I watch the 1959 smash hit Teenagers From Outer Space, and in turn you will be listening to the audio with my commentary. I am not too sure of the appeal of this episode, but I had a great time laughing about Derrick, Thor and bone guns. If you don’t like it then repeat to yourself “it’s just a show, I should really just relax.”

This summer experience the event of a lifetime! That’s right, we’re making trailers. What kinds of trailers? I’m talking goofy. I’m talking dramatic. I’m talking strange sci-fi nonsense. All of the genres, all of the films, all of the time. Everything Everywhere All the Time? No, not that movie. But I am looking forward to it. I’ve lost track of this description. It’s just good clean fun. The cleaner the better. Oh, and here’s all the royalty free tracks I used, and no I didn’t order them properly: Whitesand - The Lights, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74sLXK3hfdg&ab_channel=Whitesand Ross Bugden -- Something Wicked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuw_O5MU5CE&ab_channel=RossBugden Joe Alfaraby - the Dancing Monkey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJcLLaHh-Do&ab_channel=MixrobaStudio Vespoidea Production -- Music Romantic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ21X6whTkA&ab_channel=VespoideaProduction Music for Video Library -- Epic trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knRAM6AHcKI&ab_channel=MusicforVideoLibrary Music for Video Library -- Classic Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDU4endrdkY&ab_channel=MusicforVideoLibrary MorningLightMusic -- Cinematic Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ryDBnqwhc&ab_channel=MorningLightMusic

Ba da dum! Every movie needs a soundtrack. And every musical needs a musical soundtrack that is somewhat confusing without the accompanying visuals. This week we continue our quest to construct the Big Tall Boys movie. So join me for an introduction from the Muppets three, a sad-sack ballad, and rhyming ye. This episodes a delight and you will be delighted.

If you are listening to this episode than you probably already know what has happened. I, Alexander Krause, have been hacked. And not in the cool Cyberpunk net-runner kind of way. More so in the recorded my credit card in a TikTok kind of way. But it’s okay, because this is the perfect time for me to demonstrate my excellent PR training. So join me as I listen back over the leaks and justify elevator pitches, airplane blackbox recordings and the glory of the PlayStation Vita. I would listen to this episode.

Let’s all go to the movies! That’s right, the Big Tall Boys movie is wrapped, completed, edited, finished and being aired before a live audience. So what better way to experience such a thing than listening along at home? Join me this week for a story that has never been told before and shall never be told again, about the corrupt podcast industry, the Smartless audio vampires, and finishing everything off by listing all of the production companies that helped me make this possible. It’s quote the sode, which is slang for episode.

Tee hee hee! That’s right, it’s the big Easter Scavenger Hunt, and I am the Riddler. Each riddle shall lead you to a new clue, and with each new clue you shall receive a religious parable. So do not fret, for I will uphold the sanctity of this occasion and praise the defeat of death. Join me for bags of sand, Rob Huebel, and the Bible cinematic universe. Tee hee hee!

Australia all let us rejoice in my election campaign! That’s right, I’m running for Prime Minister of a little country down under. But why should you vote for me? Well, let me explain through a series of campaign policies that you will keep me accountable for. So, I suppose if I fail to fulfill these promises then that’s kind of on you. Huh, interesting. Join me this week for nuclear submarines fighting sirens, rules for seven minutes in heaven, and pleading insanity by praising James Cameron’s Avatar. Vote for me!

Keep rejoicing, for these ads are young and free! What’s a political campaign without an aggressive media push? And what’s an episode of this show without a silly premise? That’s right, I’m continuing my Prime Minister election campaign the only way I know how: advertising. Join me this week for monthly chats, attack ads on voters, and nodding at ents. Vote for me!

I’m hitting golden soil and girting that sea! That’s right, it’s an election trail! Every state a new speech filled with campaign promises and a vague understanding of what you’re all about. Perth? Danger Five. NSW? Robot maids. Queensland? Royal Commission. Join me this week for misplacing the twelve apostles, Tom Cruising around, and reminding you all to please drape your sex dolls. Vote for me!

My beauty aint rich nor rare, as it turns out I am everywhere! That’s right, it’s election night in the multiverse of madness as we jump forward a week to see the futures that could be. Winning? Losing? Hot? Not? Well you’ll have to listen to find out. So join me for Beautiful Mind’s disease, unconfident soundboard buttons, and describing yourself in one word or curd if you are a custard. Don’t vote for me!

Am I hearing double? Yes, yes you are! It’s Alex on Alex in the most Alex way possible: contrived podcast premises. Because this week I am being interviewed by an alternate version of myself. Will this lead us both to form a deeper understanding of ourselves? Or will we simply discuss pointing at balloons on our father’s shoulders, jumping into Hurley from Lost’s photo like Mario 64, and our shared financial domination fetish? I think you know the answer.

A completely scripted sode? Yeah, YEAH. It’s exciting and equally neat. But what more it’s impressive. Intimidatingly so. How can I live up to this in future episodes? Who knows. Let’s not think about that. Instead just listen to scripted discussions on Tril-by dates, taking a quick semaphore, and tongue twisters about Corey committing cremation. I wrote 8000 words for this one, so you better listen to at least 1000 of them [threat].

Ka-Ching! That’s right, we’re selling out! How you ask? Well, I answer then continue, we’re going to condense down chunks of this episode into TikTokable portions that will attract a wider audience. So join me as we condense discussions on my perfect Stitch impression, Jim Davis’s will, and the best day to confront your partner on whether you’re being Punk’d.

Let’s start getting reorganised! That’s right, we’re nearing the anniversary of this podcast so why not make fifty two changes to the show? Join me this week for a good laugh, a large amount of Nintendo references, and the Kelvin Klein underwear grease tray. That’s it! That’s the whole description! I’m not messing around anymore. Straight to the point with this from now on. Read this, and then click that play button, or the share button. Actually, yeah, just press the share button, you can skip this sode.

It aint March, it’s merch, and it aint exactly madness. This week we’re doing a structured bracket to help us come up with the perfect item for the Big Tall Boys store. Sixteen ideas. One bracket. You don’t want to miss this one. Join me this week for innocuous kangaroos, SPF adjacent sunscreen and wet and ready clay models. Helpful tip: if you hit play the episode will start.

For he’s a jolly good fellow! That’s right, this episode come out reasonably close to my birthday, and what a perfect time to listen to some close celebrity friends talking about me at various functions and events. Join me this week for Big Sicken with Donald Glover, nodding big with Leonardo DiCaprio, and the great big purpose of Tim Allen. And before I forget, happy birthday.

We’re fifty episodes into this show and it’s about time we start reusing premises more often. That’s right, I’m reading advertising copy, and sharing anecdotes of brand deals falling through. It’s a rock solid premise. Join me this week for blowing out your Wallace and gromet, misusing your dad’s Macintosh, and being on the receiving end of a trolley problem. Oh no, someone else is about to listen to this, you better hit play and beat them to the punch!

They’re out there, and we’re listening to em! That’s right, this week I’m listening to clips of aliens and giving them a authenticity rating from 0 to 5 roses. So join me for journaling shame, dreaming of hey batter batter, and reconciling with being a Goober. Will the episode fulfill the premise or be derailed through convoluted introspection? Listen to find out, but also yes.

There’s 52 episodes in a calendar year, and gosh dang it, I thought there was 51. So it looks like you’ll have to listen as I complete some necessary paperwork. Join me this week for Google Docs always making me the skunk, not negotiating with the sensors, and ordering a glass half full for my guests, because I’m an optimist.

What a year! I can’t believe it’s been a full 365 since we last premiered. And what more a tidy 52. So let’s look back and relive all of the moments through a big glorious reprisal. Join me this week for the side-car data backup, the boy who cried Punk’d, and clearing earwax to listen to your siren vent about work stuff. Thanks for the year of cool fun fresh fun, and check out my new show ‘One Last Late-Night Talk Show’ on the Big Tall Boys website every Monday!