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07 Jul 2020 | Please Don’t Vote For Kanye West | 00:35:16 | |
This week Sara, Dylan and Alicia shake off their holiday hangover to talk about everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing the weirdest 4th of July ever and why this year feels different than the holiday has in the past. Next they discuss Kanye West’s announcement that he’s running for president of the United States and whether or not it’s just a publicity stunt. Later they break down the new criticism against “Hamilton” and whether or not it’s justified. Finally they discuss the best way to keep good habits once the quarantine ends.
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14 Jul 2020 | Has Disney World Lost Its F*cking Mind? | 00:34:14 | |
This week Kay, Sara and Amanda are back to talk about everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing Disney World re-opening despite rising covid numbers in Florida. Next they break down the Will Smith/Jada Pinkett-Smith red table talk entanglement drama. Later they give all the details on the looming possibility of Tik Tok becoming outlawed in the US. Finally they dissect the conspiracy theory circulating that Wayfair is involved in a human trafficking ring, and whether or not there’s any weight to it.
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21 Jul 2020 | Mental Illness Doesn’t Care If You’re Famous | 00:38:44 | |
This week Chris, Dana, and Bari get together to recap everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by talking about Kanye West’s most recent Twitter meltdown and whether or not it’s time to start worrying about him. Next they give their thoughts on the extremely volatile Johnny Depp/Amber Heard divorce trial. Finally they discuss TikTok houses and what creators will do if the platform is outlawed in the U.S.
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28 Jul 2020 | Can Taylor Swift’s New Album Save 2020? | 00:42:09 | |
This week Dylan, Bryan and Carlie join forces to talk about everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by reviewing the surprise Taylor Swift album “Folklore”, and decide what their favorite songs are and where it ranks compared to Taylor’s other albums. Next they break down the news of an internal investigation into misconduct at “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”. Later they give an update on all the celebrities who spent their week disregarding quarantine. Finally they discuss group activities that didn’t seem so disgusting before 2020, but may never come back in a post-COVID world.
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04 Aug 2020 | How Do You Stay Creative During Quarantine? Ft. Sabrina Carpenter | 00:53:19 | |
Dylan, Dana and Chris are back despite a HURRICANE to bring you the tea on everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by getting to the bottom of the current scam being run on TikTok by President Trump as he threatens to ban the app unless it’s bought by a US company. Next they discuss the reveal of Tayshia as the new “Bachelorette” after Clare’s surprise engagement. Later they break down the new details in the workplace investigation of the “Ellen” show. Finally they are joined by Sabrina Carpenter to discuss being creative during quarantine and her new movie “Work It”, premiering on Netflix on 8/7.
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11 Aug 2020 | Is “WAP” The First Summer Hit Of 2020? | 00:47:05 | |
This week Dana, Bari, and Mike are back to spill the tea on everything happening on the internet this week. They begin by reviewing Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion’s new song “WAP” and whether or not it’s the first smash hit of summer 2020. Next they discuss a Georgia high school student’s suspension from school after posting pictures of social distancing violations that went viral. Finally they discuss the phenomenon of quarantine envy and whether or not they are guilty of it themselves.
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18 Aug 2020 | Go Back To College They Said, It’ll Be Safe They Said | 00:52:50 | |
Kay Brown, Sean Kilby and Taylor Jackson are back together and start with a conversation about vacationing in a pandemic. They talk about the challenges of getting on a plane right now, the joys of all-inclusive living, and how to relax when you still have to social distance from everyone. Next, they discuss the latest reports from the set of The Bachelorette and share their best theories on what’s really happening. Then they talk about college students returning to campuses across the country, and they’re joined by ‘Intern Reagan’ for an inside look at what it’s like going back to school at Tulane University. Finally they discuss some movie news, including the live-action Mulan going straight to Disney+ streaming for an outrageous price.
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25 Aug 2020 | Kimberly Guilfoyle: Republican Disney Villain | 00:39:06 | |
This week Dylan, Amanda and Chris return to break down all the drama and beef from the world of social media this week. They begin by illustrating the unappetizing viral quarantine meals being served to NYU students now that school is back in session. Next they discuss the viral think pieces circulating the internet claiming that “New York Is Dead” and whether or not it’s an overreaction. Later they share their favorite moments from Kimberly Guilfoyle’s viral, colorful, frightening RNC speech. Finally they break down the twitter beef between Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan over Milano’s alleged behavior on the set of “Charmed” several decades ago.
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01 Sep 2020 | Why Is Everyone Suddenly Obsessed With Selling Sunset? Ft. Heather Rae Young | 00:54:48 | |
This week Chris, Dana, and Mike return to break down everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by paying tribute to the late Chadwick Boseman and breaking down his long-lasting cultural impact. Next, they discuss whether Adele is guilty of cultural appropriation after her Carnival outfit went viral. Then, they talk about the difficulties around making new friends during the pandemic. Finally, Chris is joined by Heather from "Selling Sunset" to discuss California real estate, her upcoming wedding, and all the tea from the show.
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22 Sep 2020 | Is Halloween Canceled? | 00:49:10 | |
This week Dana, Bari, and Mike assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing their thoughts on the first ever virtual Emmy Awards and what this may mean for award shows in the future. Next, they break down Ellen DeGeneres’ monologue apology for accusations of a toxic workplace and whether or not she actually meant it. Finally, they discuss the CDC’s new guidelines for Halloween and whether or not the holiday is cancelled this year.
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15 Sep 2020 | Paris Hilton Has A F*cked Up Past | 00:42:45 | |
This week Dylan, Bari and Bryan assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing JK Rowling doubling down on her transphobic views in her new book. Next they decide whether or not it’s irresponsible for ABC to have Carole Baskin as a contestant on “Dancing With The Stars”. Later they give their thoughts on what could be next for the Kardashians after the cancellation of KUWTK. Finally they present their revelations from the new Paris Hilton documentary and what makes the film a must watch.
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08 Sep 2020 | A Gender Reveal Party Set California On Fire | 00:33:49 | |
This week Dylan, Dana, and Sara return after the holiday (only a little hungover) to bring you the tea on everything happening in the world this week. They begin by breaking down the gender reveal party that started a blazing California wildfire, and whether it’s time to move on from the reveal trend altogether. Next, they discuss the story of a college professor who canceled herself after revealing that she has secretly been pretending to be African American for much of her life. Finally, they decide whether you can still get FOMO from social media content during the pandemic.
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29 Sep 2020 | WTF Is Going On With Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich? | 00:42:57 | |
This week Dana, Carlie and Danny assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by trying to figure out what the hell is going on in the convoluted Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich cancelled engagement. Next they discuss whether it’s time for Americans to de-stigmatize the idea of moving back home with your parents as an adult. Later they discuss tonight’s upcoming Presidential debate and whether people will be watching for the issues or the insults.
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06 Oct 2020 | Leave (Get Out): A Message To COVID ft. JoJo | 00:52:36 | |
This week Dylan, Alicia and Danny assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing President Trump’s Covid 19 diagnosis and the outbreak in the White House. Later they recap the return of SNL and whether or not political humor is as funny when things in America are not so great. Finally, pop music icon JoJo joins the show to talk about her new life as a vegan, how she’s surviving quarantine, and her new official campaign song for the Biden/Harris ticket.
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13 Oct 2020 | Why TF Is Max Ehrich Crying On The Beach? | 00:53:30 | |
This week Chris, Dana, and Bari assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by revealing their feelings on the upcoming season premiere of “The Bachelorette,” in what promises to be one of the messiest seasons yet. Next, they talk about Max Ehrich’s pity party for one on the beach as his breakup with Demi Lovato continues to get weirder and weirder. Later, with the US planning to open travel to London, they discuss whether or not they’re ready to travel internationally. Finally, they tag in Dylan Hafer for a one-on-one interview with pop superstar, Ava Max.
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20 Oct 2020 | Is Hocus Pocus The Greatest Halloween Movie Ever? Ft. Naomi Smalls | 01:05:18 | |
This week Dylan Hafer, Sean Kilby, and Carlie Rice are back to debate the best movies to watch around Halloween time. They start the show with a news story about a cruise ship that may soon be overrun by influencers and Bitcoin bros. Next, they discuss Justin Bieber’s SNL performance and tell us what they think of his newest single. Plus, they weigh in on whether Billie Eillish’s sneakers are actually pink or green, explaining why it’s so hard to come to a consensus on this week’s biggest internet debate. Then they run through the Betches bracket of the best Halloween movies, settling once and for all whether Hocus Pocus takes the crown. Finally, Dylan is joined by Naomi Smalls of RuPaul’s Drag Race to talk about competing on TV, performing in Vegas, and her new virtual one-woman drag show.
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27 Oct 2020 | Has 2020 Been A Great Year For Music? | 00:36:23 | |
This week Kay, Dana, and Bari assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing the concerning record-low ratings for the newest season of “The Bachelorette” and what could be the cause. Next, they give their thoughts on Arianna Grande’s new single “Positions” and whether or not 2020 has been a low-key great year for music. Finally, with the trailer drop for the “Saved By The Bell” reboot, they decide if they’re over streaming reboots and sequels altogether.
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03 Nov 2020 | Which Kardashian Party Violated The Most CDC Guidelines? | 00:45:43 | |
This week Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by giving their opinions on Kim Kardashian’s 40th birthday on a private island and her bizarre hologram birthday gift from Kanye. Next, they discuss Kendall Jenner’s birthday/Halloween bash that has the world pretty pissed at the lack of social distancing guidelines. Finally, they rank which rappers surprised them the most with their last-minute political endorsements.
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10 Nov 2020 | Is Larsa Pippen Spilling The Tea or Looking For Attention? | 00:47:01 | |
This week Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin with the news that had all of New York City dancing in the street, as Joe Biden was declared President Elect over the weekend. Next, they reflect on the life and career of Alex Trebek and what his legacy means to them in the wake of his death. Later, they discuss the drama and fallout from Larsa Pippen’s Kardashian-tea-spilling podcast appearance. Finally, they share what they’ve been watching lately, and upcoming streaming titles that they’re most excited about.
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17 Nov 2020 | Why Is Scooter Braun So Obsessed With Taylor Swift? | 00:39:05 | |
This week Kay, Dylan, and Dana assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by breaking down the complicated and seemingly petty $350 Million sale of Taylor Swift’s music catalog by Scooter Braun. Next, they help Kay recover from the rumors that Chris Evans and Aly Raisman might be dating. Later, they give their opinions on the internet’s reaction to Harry Styles wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue. Finally, they react to some of the newest music video releases from Ariana Grande, Lil Nas X, and Billie Eilish.
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24 Nov 2020 | Were Harry Styles and The Weeknd Snubbed By The Grammys? | 00:40:08 | |
This week Kay, Dylan, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by giving their reactions to the 2021 Grammy nominations, including who they’re surprised scored a nom and who got snubbed. Next, they discuss Twitter and Snapchat ripping off features from Instagram and TikTok. Finally, they rank Thanksgiving foods from best to worst as a preview of one of the weirdest holiday seasons of all time.
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01 Dec 2020 | Are Stans Ruining Pop Culture For The Rest Of Us? | 00:38:39 | |
This week, Kay, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing if stan culture has gone too far after Selena Gomez fans got a joke about her edited out of “Saved By The Bell,” and Millie Bobby Brown deleted TikTok after an uncomfortable encounter with a fan. Next, they weigh in on whether or not Felicity Huffman deserves a second chance in showbiz after landing a new tv show right after being released from prison. Finally, they give you a breakdown of the best things to stream this week while you’re stuck at home.
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08 Dec 2020 | Is It Time To Forgive Olivia Jade? | 00:48:27 | |
This week, Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by recapping Olivia Jade’s appearance on “Red Table Talk”, breaking her long time silence about the college admission scandal. Next, they bring you a Kardashian roundup, after Christmas is canceled in Calabasas and Rob and Blac Chyna continue their legal disputes. Later, they discuss Warner Brothers’ decision to release all of their 2021 feature films on HBO Max, and what it might mean for the future of streaming. Finally, they give their thoughts on the “Euphoria” special.
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15 Dec 2020 | Is Evermore Better Than Folklore? | 00:48:43 | |
This week Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by giving their review of Taylor Swift’s surprise “Evermore” album and how it stacks up against “Folklore”. Next, they discuss what it must be like to be the first person in America to take the COVID vaccine, and whether or not they’re optimistic about 2021. Later, they give their reaction to Shawn Mendes addressing his frustrations over rumors about his sexuality. Finally, they break down Forbes’ list of top celeb earners in 2020, and how poor it makes them feel.
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22 Dec 2020 | Which Celeb Had The Best Year During The Worst Year Ever? | 00:52:50 | |
Bari, Dylan, and Kay kick off the show by looking back on their favorite pop culture moments of a year that still managed to have a lot going on. Next, they look ahead and discuss what they’re looking forward to in 2021. Later, they reveal their 2020 celeb superlatives, including favorite couple, favorite social media follow, which celeb had the best year, and more.
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29 Dec 2020 | Why Do We Care So Much About Hilaria? | 00:41:30 | |
This week, Dylan and Bari are joined by Danny Murphy, co-host of Betches’ “Not Another True Crime Podcast”, to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by breaking down the scandal of Hilaria Baldwin’s fake Spanish branding. Next, they decide who won the Christmas day streaming battle between HBO Max, Netflix, and Disney+. Finally, they preview what will certainly be the weirdest New Year’s Eve of our lives.
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22 Jun 2023 | The Titan Sub Has Everyone’s Attention, Elon Musk VS Zuckerberg Cage Match, & Spotify Broke Up With Harry And Meghan | 00:53:06 | |
While Jordana is in Boston doing U Up Live things, Aleen and Sami are covering all the trending news. Sami is 5,000 feet deep into the Titan submersible drama, and we get the latest details. (NOTE: This episode was recorded before news was confirmed of the Titan sub's catastrophic implosion, ending search efforts this afternoon.) Aleen shares the most recent Hollywood feud… the billionaires are fighting: Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg. Seriously, this is like some South Park type sh*t. Whoever loses should donate everything to charity. They send their congrats to Kourtney Kardashian who is expecting a baby at 44 with hubby Travis Barker. We offer our list of baby names here. The betches share their hottest takes on Harry & Meghan’s split from Spotify before wrapping up with the first installment of “Who We’re Stalking This Week” — hint: she’s a Real Housewife, her name is Kyle, and her husband has been conspicuously absent from her IG posts lately. Get your tickets to UUp Live in Boston and NYC while you still can: link here!
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20 Apr 2023 | Are Kylie And Timmy A PR stunt?, The Summerhouse Showdown, & Jordana’s Back In The Burbs | 00:58:55 | |
Jordana’s officially in the burbs. Welcome back to Long Island, betch. The trio is all together IRL and begin today’s episode with Jordana offering Sami & Aleen her review of Air, giving it a solid 4.25 out of 5. They dive into discussing the hottest new PR relationship in Hollywood: Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet. Then they wrap up with some reality TV tea: debriefing Summer House drama between Lindsay and Danielle, and the latest on Vanderpump Rules. To close things out, we find out the casting list for ‘3 Betch Movers.’
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26 Nov 2019 | #167 Is Anyone In Hollywood Still Monogamous? | 00:52:23 | |
Jordana and Sami start the show with a preview of their Thanksgiving plans and a conversation about sharing TV time with sporting events. They debate whether or not the photos of Justin Timberlake holding hands with Alisha Wainwright mean that he is cheating. Is it ever okay for a married man to hold hands with another woman? They talk about the new Hulu series Dollface and HBO’s Mrs. Fletcher. Next, a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to ask your significant other to pay a greater share of rent if they make more money than you. Could this create a rift in the relationship that could lead down the wrong path? They play a round of The Ranking Game featuring the most popular Thanksgiving foods. Plus, they play another game of Betches Superlatives and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week.
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25 Sep 2020 | Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 3: The Bush Family | 00:49:15 | |
@Betches presents the third installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.
On this week’s episode, Bryan leads us through the family history of one of the most powerful dynasties in American history, the Bush family. First, they talk about the origins of the family’s wealth and power. Next, they discuss the many scandals and highlights of President George H.W. Bush’s political career. Plus, they talk about how nepotism led George W. Bush to walk in his father’s footsteps (and copy his playbook along the way). Finally, they close things out with a game of “Bush or Bull” featuring a collection of surprising facts about the Bush family.
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07 Jan 2022 | Tristan Cheats On Khloe, OMG That SATC Scene, And Our 2022 Predictions | 00:52:10 | |
Are you a fan of puzzles? So is Jordana. She kicks off this week’s episode sharing her love of literal puzzles (the 1,000 piece kind to be exact), which leads into Jordana, Aleen, and Sami talking about a truly puzzling topic—how tf could Tristan Thompson cheat on Khloe K yet again, and have a kid with another woman?! The conversation then shifts to another woman who seems to always choose the wrong men. Yes, we’re talking about Carrie Bradshaw. They discuss how the latest installment of And Just Like That, we’re sorry to tell you, only gets cringier. They reminisce on the OG SATC and pose the controversial q we all couldn’t help but wonder—should Carrie just have ended up single way back then and saved us the time? Continuing on the theme of b*tches with drama, they talk about the latest season of RHOC, including the ins and outs of what makes a good RH—Aleen compares it to a game of chess—and how RHOSLC is missing the ball. The show wraps up with a few pop culture predictions for the new year: Will Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson date? Will Justin and Hailey Bieber have a kid? And who will be the next to break up?
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13 Jan 2022 | MGK & Megan Drank Their Blood, ‘Euphoria’ Teens Are Unhinged, & ‘Don’t Look Up’ Causes A Slight Existential Crisis | 00:57:17 | |
Aleen and Jordana start this week’s ep by sharing their tales of partying hard re: their bff’s bachelorette party. Aleen asked Jordana to borrow a bronzer brush and was shocked at it’s, uh, messy state of being. They then dive into discussing another engagement, one with a bit more…blood. Yup, MGK and Megan Fox actually drank each other’s blood after their engagement. Anywho, recovering from how strange that is, they get into a wild relationship of the familial sort—Jamie Lynn Spears has spoken out about her relationship with sister Britney, who has recently unfollowed Jamie on IG—or as Jordana likes to call it, some typical sister shit. The conversation makes a quick tone shift to remember America’s fave TV dad, Bob Saget, who recently passed away at 65. Aleen shares her deep appreciation of Bob’s most popular show, Full House. Then they chat about another show full of families, friends, and the struggles of youth—only this time, it’s jam packed with sex and drugs. You guessed it—Euphoria! A show that gives Jordana and Aleen a lot of pause about children these days, and makes them realize that by comparison they were prude as f*ck in high school—relatable. Speaking of f*cked up TV, they round off the show sharing their mixed reviews of the star-packed, end-of-the-world movie Don’t Look Up. They wrap it up with a shout-out to Sami—if you’re out there listening, be careful skiing.
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20 Jan 2022 | Kanye Is Coming For Pete, Carrie Bradshaw’s Latest Antics, & Yellowjackets Season Finale | 00:56:37 | |
Meribel, Courchevel, après ski, oh my! Sami starts off this week’s episode by telling Jordana and Aleen all about her luxurious European ski adventures—yes, matching Fila tracksuits were of course involved. We love a good matching moment, which also inspired Sami’s upcoming nap dress themed birthday party—save the date for April, everyone. Then they attempt to dissect all the Kim and Kanye drama, as Kim apparently didn’t invite Kanye to their daughter Chicago’s fourth birthday party, so Kanye pouted on IG Live and then crashed the party. Honestly Kanye, leave the tantrums to the children. And Jordana asks the million dollar question—does Kanye have a therapist? Next, they all discuss the unfortunate nuances of RHOSLC and Jennie Nguyen’s offensive Facebook that was recently uncovered. Trust us, you’re gonna want to hear about this one, and Sami spills all the Jennie Nguyen Reddit tea. Then onto the Summer House drama between Kyle and Amanda (seriously, what was with that contract?), the weekly And Just Like That debrief (shocker, Carrie gets even more selfish), and Aleen and Jordana cover the Yellowjackets season finale. They get into all the questions we’ve been pondering—Where did Misty get those Shrooms? And why didn’t Jackie just go inside? To wrap up the show Jordana, Aleen, and Sami want to hear from you. That’s right, leave us a *glowing* 5 star review if you will, and share all the shows you’ve been loving and what they should chat about next.
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27 Jan 2022 | Wordle Takes Over, Kathy Hilton’s A Bad Aunt, & WTF Is With HBO & Penises | 00:55:15 | |
And the Wordle of the day is…Yup, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are just as obsessed with the online word guessing game as you are. In fact, playing Wordle was Jordana’s highlight of the week, according to Aleen time simply ceases to exist when playing the game, and Sami claims that it’s unifying America right now. It’s just that good. Sami even spills the detes on her mom’s sneaky guessing trick (no spoilers, listen and find out). On to less unifying topics, they dive into Kyle and Amanda’s Summer House drama. Is the relationship’s biggest problem Kyle’s drinking, or that they run a business together? Speaking of Kyles, Sami shares some more Bravo tea. On a Watch What Happens Live, Kathy Hilton just does not know the names of her sister Kyle Richards’ children. No, like it’s literally so rude. Since we’re already thinking of word games, what rhymes with rude? Nude. Jordana sparks the much needed debate on wtf is with all of the nudity and penises on HBO Max? They ofc talk about the episode’s other shortcomings (pun intended): Che and Miranda’s love seems v fake and yes, it’s weird that Lily slept in Carrie’s bed. Then Sean joins to wrap up the show with a game (not Wordle) all about which celeb couples have the biggest age gap. The answers may surprise you.
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04 Feb 2022 | RiRi’s Having A Baby, Wordle Still Reigns, & Euphoria’s Mystery Child | 00:57:57 | |
And just like that, Sami sadly has Covid. Luckily she’s feeling ok and spills the tea on her bougie (but also very handy) new rapid test machine. Or, as Jordana calls it, the Soho House of rapid tests. Trust us, you’re gonna want to listen in to learn more (only downside—no, it’s not bedazzled, but yes, Jordana and Aleen asked). Moving along, pop culture princess Rihanna announced her pregnancy this week and they reminisce about her greatest hits. Pon de Replay, Umbrella…oh, the good ole days. They also pose the q we’ve all been thinking: who in their right mind would wear that outfit during an NYC winter?! Then on to the trio’s true passion: Wordle. Obvi the New York Times listened to last week’s ep and realized they should buy the game—pls don’t blame us. Back to pop culture, they dive into the absurdity of RHONJ cast member Jennifer Aydin’s nose job from Turkey, the absolute chaos that is RHOSLC, and the standout performances from Euphoria’s latest ep (spoiler: more penises). Also, who tf is the mystery child in the family photo anyways? After tuning in, we ask that you comment your fav TV show recs while leaving a *5 star* review (or else they’ll just keep talking about Wordle).
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11 Feb 2022 | Tinder Swindler’s Absurdity, Kardashian’s Never-Ending Drama, & AJLT’s Disappointing Finale | 00:58:07 | |
Howdy y’all! Sami and Jordana are dashing off to Nashville right after this episode, and yes, Aleen is ofc jealous. Sami wishes she could pack her chess board (oh so relatable), but luckily Jordana’s bringing a deck of Monopoly Deal—watch out, Nashville! But before they jet off, Sami and Jordana discuss, well, a literal jet. Yup, they’re talking about Netflix’s Tinder Swindler and all of its absurdities. The private jets, the loans, and the obsessive love bombing. If you’re like Aleen and haven’t watched the exposé yet, then pls fast forward to 24:00—no spoilers! Then on to wealth that we know is real (cause that’s literally all they post about): the Kardashians. Aleen, Sami, and Jordana dive into the Kim & Kanye (& their kids) saga—which is honestly pretty sad—and then chat about Kylie’s new nameless bébé—born on 2/2/22—and speculate child names. The show wraps up with some much needed debriefs. First up is Euphoria’s latest ep—all in agreement that Zendaya killed that performance—and Sami shares a *mind blowing* theory (yes, said theory was found on Reddit). Lastly, the And Just Like That finale with lots of thoughts that we absolutely ~couldn’t help but wonder~. Tune in for the much needed deep dive.
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17 Feb 2022 | Kanye’s On One (Again), Inventing Anna Is Cray, & Josh Safdie’s Muse | 01:00:00 | |
This week, Aleen, Jordana & Sami are in the hot seat (no literally, they’re in person at the studio and it’s warm AF in there). They start off with some *high*ly interesting updates—yes, we’re talking about edibles. For one of our hosts, edibles are like skiing—she forgets that she doesn’t like it so she keeps trying, but it’s always a miss. The brilliant solution? Have a drink instead! Speaking of…um…weed, Snoop Dogg & all of the other nostalgic stars killed that half time show (Aleen was jumping on the couch clapping her hands). Sami wonders, though, if the SuperBowl would consider changing it up and throw in a live @ Betches podcast recording, perhaps? Then onto Kanye’s chaotic—but also really very sad—antics. Pete Davidson dated Hillary Clinton? And that photoshopped Marvel Civil War poster? A lot to unpack here. Onto other chaotic antics: Inventing Anna. While Sami and Aleen couldn’t get through the first episode, Jordana soldiered on—Anna Delvey’s true story is too wild to miss (that Marrakech trip tho). Sami delves into the ins and outs of another wild (and horrific) true story: the Alec Baldwin wrongful death lawsuit. They wrap up the episode chatting about The Gilded Age (including the new, more pathetic version of Miranda Hobbs) and end on a quick recap of Euphoria (Gia, you icon!). Don’t forget to leave that 5 star review and tell Aleen, Jordana, & Sami what to watch next.
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24 Feb 2022 | Britney’s Huge Book Deal, Julia Haart’s Downfall, & Euphoria’s Unrealistic Play | 00:53:41 | |
Last week Jordana and Aleen got drinks (& got blackout), and the week before Jordana and Sami did the same. Enter a *brilliant* new concept: socializing (& drinking) with friends should be considered a hobby. They come to you, dear audience, for name ideas for this revolutionary hobby (send us your recs). And as friends do, the trio gets sidetracked with an impromptu HBO show rating—Sopranos is obvi at the top, but there’s some debate about 2nd & 3rd place. Then onto another star at the top—Ms. Britney Spears & her $15 million book deal (that’s bigger than J.K. Rowling’s btw). Speaking of wizardry, they chat about My Unorthodox Life’s Julia Haart, who has a life so wild it might as well be magic. They discuss her unfortunate downfall before diving into other chaotic TV topics: Summer House’s Amanda and Kyle have hit an all time *cringey* high (that stye tho); the play in Euphoria’s latest ep was v unrealistic; & J Lo and Owen Wilson have no sexual chemistry in Marry Me (but hey, at least we finally got a romcom). Whether you agree or disagree, or if you just have a new show they need to watch, throw us a 5 star review and share your thoughts.
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03 Mar 2022 | Euphoria’s Underwhelming End, The TikTok Dancing Cult, & A Real Housewives Recast | 00:54:59 | |
Jordana’s out on a ~secret mission~ today (stay tuned for the big reveal next month), but Sami & Aleen are here and ready to clown around. They were all at their friend’s wedding this past weekend, and Aleen did some bragging about a certain Marvel (& Gossip Girl) actor who’s coming on the Betches’ U Up? podcast next week. Tune in for the tea. On the subject of acting, Sami & Aleen dive into all things Euphoria. While they have some mixed opinions about the szn finale (that serenade tho), there's no denying Rue, Cassie, et al. killed the acting game. Then onto a show that’s less strong in that department (but the crazy AF story carries you through): Inventing Anna. Aleen formally retracts all previous statements about hating it, as she did indeed end up watching the whole thing. Sami then reveals a different kind of con, well, it’s more like a religious cult for TikTok dancers (you’re gonna want to hear more about this one). They wrap up the ep with a RHOSLC debrief, including how they’d recast the show (Mary should be on RHOM due to her wackiness, ofc).
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10 Mar 2022 | Euphoria BTS Drama, The Kardashian’s Latest Qualms, & Elizabeth Holmes’ Wild Tale | 00:51:24 | |
Jordana and Aleen are holding down the fort this week while Sami skis in Gstaad (say that 10x fast). In more jetset news, Jordana’s leaving for her honeymoon tomorrow (to Sri Lanka & the Maldives—a dream) and Aleen’s taking baby Mila to Naples for the first time (the Florida one, to be clear). But first, a quick trip to pop culturedom. On today’s itinerary: Euphoria’s BTS drama rivals that of on-screen, Amy Schumer accidentally reveals Michael Cera has a baby (oopsies), and RHONJ has a *fab* cast dynamic. They then cover some other celeb news—including Amanda Bynes ending her 9 yr conservatorship (go girl) and the latest Kardashian tea surrounding their new show (talk about a trip)—before discussing TV’s hottest show rn, The Dropout. They wrap up the ep with a quick round of f*ck, marry, shoot—scammer edition, with Anna Delvey, Elizabeth Holmes, and the Tinder Swindler. The answers may surprise you.
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17 Mar 2022 | Pete & Kanye Text Chain, Kim’s Latest Fumble, And Katie & Tom’s Divorce | 00:44:38 | |
On today’s ep, Aleen’s joining from Florida, Sami’s back from Switzerland but is tuning in from LA, and Jordana’s out on her honeymoon. It’s like a game of traveling musical chairs over here (and we’re v jealous). They start on Sami’s current coast, and dive into Vanderpump Rules’ Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz getting divorced. They pose the q we’re all wondering—how much of Katie and Tom’s relationship was just for TV? Speaking of chaotic (& LA based) families, Sami recaps the *insane* Pete and Kanye text convo, and Aleen shares a dream she had based on said texts (out here living, breathing, sleeping pop culture). Then onto Kim’s latest fumble where, (as a billionaire), she tells ppl to work harder—tune in for the debrief. Lastly, the ep wraps up with a recap of Aleen and Josh Peck’s reunion. Yes, the Josh from Drake & Josh—you def want to hear this story.
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24 Mar 2022 | RHONY Is Back In Town, Should Pete & Kim Have A Kid?, & The New Movie You 100% Have To See | 00:56:42 | |
Today’s episode begins in a dream—no literally, Aleen shares a very *unique* dream she had the other night including Succession, Gumby, and a coffee date (she and Sami ofc debrief). Then onto *real* pop culture news that feels like a dream: RHONY is renewed with a part new cast/part OG cast. Can’t you just feel the drama brewing already? Then onto the world of Kardadshians. Pete’s mom wants him to have a baby with Kim, Britney Spears doesn’t know who Pete is, & Kylie Jenner is undoing her son’s name (it was Wolf BTW). Sami & Aleen wrap up with some TV talk including And Just Like That’s szn 2 renewal, the new Netflix movie Windfall (SPOILERS start at 32:00 and end at 44:12), and a quick recap of some current favs: The Dropout, Life & Beth, and We Crashed. If you have any other recs, send ’em our way (with a 5 star review pls).
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31 Mar 2022 | The Famous Oscars Slap, Meghan Markle’s New Podcast, & The Baldwin's 7th Kid | 00:57:22 | |
After much jet-setting, the gang’s finally all here. Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are ready to dig into the sh*t show that is pop culture, but first, a recap of that jet-setting. Jordana just got back from her ~trip of a lifetime~ honeymoon, which included skydiving in Dubai (yes, she was terrified). Jordana, Aleen, and Sami then dive (so much diving today) into all the latest in celeb drama. First up is Meghan Markle’s new female-focused podcast, Archetypes. They have a couple q’s—why is Meghan’s voice different? And why does her intro kind of sound like Mean Girls? Then a quick convo about the topic of the hour (or of the last week, really), Will Smith’s Oscars slap—you know the one. They wrap up the ep with a quick chat about Hilaria and Alec Baldwin—and their seventh child. Much to discuss.
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03 Dec 2019 | #168 Did Dakota Johnson Just Expose Ellen DeGeneres? | 01:10:49 | |
With Jordana and Aleen on the road, Sami is joined instead by Betches employees Dylan Hafer and Bari Rosenfeld. They start the show with a review of several new movies including The Irishman, Knives Out and Frozen 2. They discuss the ongoing streaming TV wars and ask whether or not it’s time to start cutting out the ones you don’t watch. Next, they talk about Olivia Jade’s return to YouTube and Dakota Johnson awkwardly calling out Ellen for not coming to her birthday party. Plus, they discuss Pete Davidson’s strange appeal and the outrageous NDAs people have to sign in order to attend his shows. They play a round of The Ranking Game featuring the number-one songs from each year of the decade. Then they close out the show with another list of Betches Superlatives and their Betch Slaps of this week.
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18 Sep 2020 | Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 2: Hollywood | 01:02:12 | |
@Betches presents the second installment of this 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.
On this week’s episode, our hosts are talking about two of the most storied families in Hollywood history. First, Alicia examines the Barrymore family, from their roots as acting royalty in the late 19th century all the way to Drew Barrymore’s rise to stardom. Next, Bryan talks about the Disney family and how the descendants of Walt and Roy Disney continue to reap the benefits of their labor to this day. Finally, they close things out with another round of Do You Know Who My Dad Played, all about actors whose famous lineage might surprise you.
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22 May 2022 | Live From The Betches Empower Hour | 00:40:35 | |
On this special bonus episode of the @Betches podcast, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen join moderator Ann Shoket (author and former editor-in-chief of Seventeen Magazine) live on stage from the WHH Empower Hour, presented by Heineken 0.0. They start with a conversation about the new definition of “work-life balance” and why it has become such a moving target. Plus, they offer some negotiating tips related to Jordana’s favorite topic, dating. Is finding the right job (and setting expectations) the same as finding a romantic partner? Next, they play a game of “Connected or Rejected” all about red flags when you’re applying for a new job. Finally, they close out the show with some questions from the audience and a pair of stories about cover letter mistakes and the worst interview they’ve ever witnessed.
Thanks again to our presenting sponsor, Heineken 0.0! It’s 0.0% alcohol, and only 69 calories. Now you can. Must be 21+ to purchase. Please Enjoy Heineken Responsibly.
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29 Sep 2023 | Speak Now (Betches Version): Taylor Swift’s NFL Takeover | 00:36:49 | |
It’s us (hi!) We’re back for a bonus episode, betch. This time Sami is joined by our producer Holly for a special edition to the pod: Speak Now (Betches Version.) This week we’re discussing what we think is really going on between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Traylor? Oh wait we’re not doing couple names… yet. We’ve got a blank space for this budding couple and we’re spilling all the tea on her enchanting weekend in Kansas City. Are Donna Kelce and Andrea Swift the same person? What does this mean for 1989 (Taylor’s Version)? And they debrief the Sophie Turner of it all. Speak now or forever hold your peace in the comments if you liked this and want more.
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13 Feb 2023 | Our Rih-Actions To The Super Bowl | 00:30:24 | |
Surprise, Betch. Jordana, Aleen and Sami came together to record a special episode recapping the Super Bowl. Aleen got very into it this year, Jordana’s all about the bets, and Sami could can’t imagine caring that much about something. (She lets the memes find her.) They dish on how they celebrated, what they watched, their best and worst commercials of the night, and of course share their hot takes on Rihanna’s halftime show. So, sit back and have your leftover buffalo chicken dip handy (if you didn’t finish it already) ‘cause this episode's a good one.
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24 Feb 2025 | The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 2 (Special Treatments) | 00:45:26 | |
This week at The White Lotus: writer, influencer, DJ, and White Lotus superfan Tinx (@tinx) joins Sami Sage in the studio to dish all things Episode 2... You know, "this and that."
Tune in to hear them break down the theme song (is it just us or is it getting better?), potential theories around The Staircase, and, of course, the trio of snarky women we cannot take our eyes off of.
Thanks for listening! Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of The White Lotus to hear more recaps, and drop your predictions and comments below!
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30 Oct 2020 | Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 8: The Trumps & The Kushners | 01:01:29 | |
@Betches presents the eighth and final installment of the limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.
This week, we’ve finally arrived at the crown jewel of American nepotism: the Trump family (and by extension the Kushners). First, Alicia tells us where Donald Trump’s son-in-law got his start (under his father’s watch), and covers the various scandals and convictions the Kushner family has under its belt. Next, Bryan tries to explain how Donald Trump’s father helped create one of the most inept (and destructive) presidents in history, and tells us how his children carry on the family tradition of raking in money and opportunity despite their lack of any discernible merit. Finally, they close the show with a game of “Daddy Sent Me” all about famous figures who benefited from being legacy admissions to a prestigious university.
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19 Jan 2023 | Crown Jewels: Spare Revelations | 00:24:11 | |
Check out this special crossover episode between Crown Jewels and the @Betches podcast. To hear the rest of this episode and catch more coverage of Prince Harry's new book Spare, subscribe to Crown Jewels now: https://betches.co/crownjewelscrossover
The gift that keeps on giving! This week, Samantha and Lex are back to dig even deeper into Spare, with the help of @Betches’ own Sami Sage. Together, they discover that a second date to Botswana isn’t as original as Meghan thinks, note the rising “todger” count, and critique the now-infamous line “she didn’t know and I didn’t tell her”.
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03 Jan 2025 | Blake V. Justin, Angelina V. Brad, & Is Meghan Markle The New Martha Stewart? | 00:59:10 | |
Happy New Year, Betch! Aleen, Jordana, and Sami get caught up on the latest pop culture news, starting with the latest in the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni situation. They may have won Betches' Feud of the Year award in 2024, but it's still going strong in 2025. Next, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are finally divorced after an eight year long battle - we'll never know exactly what happened on that plane, and that's ok. Sami and Aleen are excited for Meghan Markle's upcoming Netflix show, but Jordana is less than impressed at the idea of the Duchess of Sussex making jams. Will Aleen watch Wicked in time for the Golden Globes on Sunday? Either way, make sure you're following Betches on socials for our awards show coverage. Our Betch of the Week is Meghan Markle (Jordana's protest vote is noted), and we're sending Justin, Blake, and Ryan to the Caymans for all their shady PR moves.
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10 Jan 2025 | Nikki Glaser's Triumphant Night, Reviewing The Substance, & Jennifer Aydin's Jersey Mike Meltdown | 00:55:09 | |
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami discuss their favorite Golden Globes moments: Nikki Glaser's impeccable hosting prowess, Demi Moore and Zoe Saldaña's first ever Globe wins (even certified Emilia Pérez hater Aleen can attest that she earned it), Zendaya and Tom Holland soft launching their engagement, and Timmy and Kylie apparently still going strong. Then, they give a thorough review of The Substance, and why Demi's performance was so effective, even if some elements of the story didn't quite add up. Finally, Jordana explains Jennifer Aydin's recent outburst at an airport Jersey Mikes, and they share some airport annoyances of their own. Our joint Betches of the week are Nikki and Demi, and Jen Aydin can catch the next flight out to the Caymans to figure out how to talk to service workers.
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17 Jan 2025 | Speidi's Big Comeback, The Traitors Season 3, And... Musical Guest Lil Timmy Tim? | 00:53:59 | |
This week, Sami shares her chilling Facebook hacking experience with Aleen and Jordana, before getting into the headlines. First, Heidi and Spencer have turned tragedy into an unexpected comeback, galvanizing their followers into getting Heidi’s 2010 album to #1 on iTunes. We love their love and we wish them well! Next, Timothée Chalamet is headed back to SNL this weekend as host… and musical guest. Is he going to be in full Bob Dylan mode, or should we be expecting a song from the Lil Timmy Tim archives? After a long enough hiatus that neither Aleen and Jordana can remember season 1, Severance is finally back for season 2. Was their performance art publicity stunt in Grand Central cool enough to get Sami to binge it? Finally, there are a few things the trio *did* watch this week - they share their highlights and theories from the new episodes of The Traitors, and give their review of awards darling Conclave. Our Betch of the Week is Speidi, and we’re sending Lauren Conrad to the Caymans for not making a video promoting Superficial, and for that resurfaced video from The Hills where she made fun of Heidi’s new job.
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24 Jan 2025 | Is TikTok Different Now?, Unpacking Justin Baldoni's Lawsuit, & Emilia Pérez Sweeps Oscar Noms | 00:48:08 | |
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share where they were when TikTok went dark, their theories about how the app is changing, and their favorite memes from Monday's inauguration. Then, they dive deep into Justin Baldoni's new lawsuit and some of the more revealing text exchanges with Blake Lively (aka Khaleesi?). Is Ryan Reynolds the real mastermind behind this feud? What does Jenny Slate know that we don't? There's more to this than what we've seen so far, and we'll be keeping an eye on how things unfold. Next, Oscar nominations were announced yesterday, and it looks like it's time for Aleen to finally finish watching Emilia Pérez, because it came out on top with an impressive, if baffling, 13 noms. Finally, they give their review of fellow Best Picture nominee Anora. Our joint Betches of the Week are TikTok, for pulling a Selena Gomez and coming back online a mere 12 hours after dramatically going dark, and @Bee.Better.Company for helping us decipher the Baldoni lawsuit. We're sending Ryan Reynolds to the Caymans to get his ego under control once and for all.
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31 Jan 2025 | Taylor Swift Engagement Rumors, Meryl Streep’s Great Escape, & Chanel Ayan’s Survivor Mixup | 00:48:02 | |
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami analyze the latest pap photos and rumors around Taylor Swift’s potential engagement to Travis Kelce. Could a pair of gloves be hiding a ring, or is it just freezing outside? Are they waiting until after the Super Bowl to make their big announcement? Is this all an intentional distraction tactic to distance herself from the Blake Lively drama? On that note, Jordana’s entire TikTok algorithm is full of It Ends With Us drama, which prompted her and Sami to rewatch the OG Gossip Girl pilot - and Chuck is so much worse than they remembered. Next, they celebrate Meryl Streep’s incredible escape from the LA wildfires by cutting a hole in her fence and driving through it. Then, Spencer Pratt remains consistent as Heidi Montag’s biggest fan, shutting down fan suggestions that she should join RHOBH. Our Betch of the Week is Chanel Ayan, who mistakenly thought the former Survivor contestants on The Traitors were in fact survivors of real life tragedies. No one is going to the Caymans this week - but if you think there’s someone who deserves it, let us know your thoughts!
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07 Feb 2025 | Beyonce's Grammys Success, Analyzing Blake Lively, & The Fall Of Emilia Pérez | 00:45:10 | |
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share their highlights from the Grammys and dissect Taylor's outfit for hidden meanings. Then, after having read the full Justin Baldoni lawsuit, they try to analyze the strategic mind of Blake Lively, and how things got so messy. What are the chances Blake joins Taylor at the Super Bowl on Sunday? In Oscars news, Emilia Pérez might not be as much of a frontrunner as originally projected, now that Karla Sofia Gascon's problematic tweets have come to light. Aleen thinks Zoe Saldaña might still have a fighting chance. On the awards circuit for A Real Pain, Jesse Eisenberg has been trying to distance himself from the association with Mark Zuckerberg... don't worry, Jesse, you're much more human to us. Our Betch of the Week, presented by Peacock's Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, is obviously Beyonce for her long-awaited Grammy wins, tour announcement, and our favorite meme so far this year. As for the Caymans, we're sending Kim Kardashian's ex husband (who shall not be named) for his red carpet stunt, and Karla for those tweets and her lack of apology.
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14 Feb 2025 | Kendrick's Halftime Show Victory Lap, Travis Embarrases Taylor, & Betches 14th Bday | 00:54:11 | |
This week, Aleen and Jordana celebrate Betches’ 14th birthday, reminisce about their early days growing the company, and announce the launch of Aleen’s new Substack, Please Advise. Then, they get into all things Super Bowl LIX: Taylor getting booed, Kendrick wearing Timothée Chalamet’s Celine jeans and leaning into pettiness at the halftime show, Jeremy Strong’s Dunkin’ ad, Paige and Craig sightings, and more. If you’re as excited about the return of The White Lotus as we are, then tune into Sami’s recap episodes every Monday on the @Betches podcast feed. Our Betch of the Week, presented by Peacock's Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, is Jalen Hurts for his decisive win. We’re sending Travis Kelce to the Caymans for being a little too polite about the man who publicly trolls his girlfriend.
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21 Feb 2025 | SNL 50, Blake Lively's Amended Complaint, & Meghan Markle's As Ever | 00:58:09 | |
This week, Sami catches Jordana up on her recent ski trip (she's come a long way from that first attempt). Then, they share their thoughts on SNL's recent 50th Anniversary concert and special - most notably Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's appearance. Was it a strategic ploy to appear strong in the face of their legal battle with Justin Baldoni? And did Ryan give Blake a heads up before doing that joke? Next, Sami and Jordana break down everything wrong with Meghan Markle's renamed lifestyle brand As Ever, and her public image at large. Speaking of public image, Maya Hawke revealed this week that a large Instagram following is becoming a requirement to getting cast in films. What happened to good old fashioned talent? Finally, they wrap with some White Lotus reactions - make sure to check out Sami's recap episodes and Substack every Monday for a deeper dive. Our Betch of the Week is Cher for her incredible performance at the SNL 50 concert, and Ryan Reynolds can sit next to Jordana on her upcoming flight to the Caymans so he can explain the thought process behind his behavior.
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28 Feb 2025 | Fyre Fest 2, Monica Lewinsky’s Comeback, & Hilaria Baldwin Commits To The Bit | 01:05:14 | |
This week, Aleen and Sami begin with a tribute to Michelle Trachtenberg, in light of her tragic passing on Wednesday. Then, they unpack the news that infamous conman Billy McFarland is back with plans for Fyre Festival 2, featuring a lot of vague ideas and exactly zero confirmed artists. Will Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino make an appearance? Who exactly is shelling out $1.1mil for VIP tickets to the "experience of Fyre" (whatever that means)? In podcast news, Alix Earle's podcast has been dropped by Alex Cooper's Unwell Network, amidst rumors and Deux Moi posts hinting at tension between the Al(i/e)xes. Speaking of Alex Cooper, Monica Lewinsky promoted her new podcast with a guest appearance on Call Her Daddy this week, stirring Aleen and Sami's formative elementary school memories of the scandal and impeachment trial. Next up, they dive into the series premiere of The Baldwins - from Hilaria doubling down on the Spanish accent, to Alec's Rust trial, to their seven (seven!) kids, to the ultimate question of: ¿por qué? Pivoting from trashy reality to prestige scripted, they share their latest White Lotus takes. Our Betch of the Week is Rihanna, for the exciting news about her long-awaited 9th album, and we're sending Billy McFarland off to the Caymans because we know how much he loves an island.
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07 Mar 2025 | Oscars Highlights & Reviewing With Love, Meghan | 00:54:25 | |
This week, Jordana and Sami compare notes on their best and worst moments from Sunday's Academy Awards, including Cynthia and Ariana's Wicked performance, Kieran Culkin and Adrian Brody's speeches, and agism in the Best Actor vs. Best Actress categories. Then, they give their honest review of the first two episodes of Meghan Markle/Sussex's new Netflix show, With Love, Meghan, and cover everything from local bee keeping, to awkwardly correcting Mindy Kaling, and whether this show actually helps us understand who the real Meghan is. Finally, they wrap with some quick-fire pop culture updates featuring Mason Disick, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, and the late Gene Hackman. Our joint Betches of the week are Cynthia Erivo for her amazing live rendition of "Defying Gravity," and Mikey Madison for her Oscar victory. Meghan and Adrien Brody are both getting sent to the Caymans as punishment for simply being annoying.
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10 Dec 2019 | #169 Who’s On Your Celeb Hall Pass List? | 01:02:10 | |
This week Aleen is joined by Betches employees Kay Brown and Abby Lloyd. They get things started with a recap of Aleen’s honeymoon, including a story about traveling back in time and a visit to the spot where Kim K famously lost her earring. Plus, they discuss Abby getting stood up on a date this weekend and what to do when you already got dressed up to go out. Next, they talk about Snooki announcing her retirement from Jersey Shore and revisit why that show was so iconic in the first place. They discuss the controversial Peloton commercial that has everyone outraged, along with the ingenious follow up from Ryan Reynolds’s gin company. They also talk about the banana taped to a wall at Art Basel that was sold for $120k (and subsequently got eaten). Then it’s time to play The Ranking Game featuring some of the best holiday movies from the last 30 years. Finally, they close out the show with another round of Betches Superlatives, including a conversation about embarrassing celebrity crushes and a debate about who’d be most likely to hook up with a famous person.
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23 Mar 2021 | Why Was College More High School Than High School? | 00:57:57 | |
Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back for episode two of the new season, and this week they’re talking all about their college days together. They tell us how they ended up going to the same school (it was a lot like an MLM recruitment) and why they each chose their majors. They talk about what dorm life was like, dating in college, and what led them to join a sorority together. They explain the sorority rush process, and why it felt more like high school than actual high school did. Plus, they explain how their feelings about the toxic elements of Greek life helped shape the Betches brand in the first place. We hear the story of when and where Betches was born during their Senior year, including what their headspace was like at the time. Then they dive into the Dear Betch email of the week, all about the bonds you form in school and when it’s time to admit a friendship has run its course. A listener writes in to ask why a close friend has fallen further and further out of touch, and whether or not she should just move on altogether. Finally, they play a game of “Senior Superlatives” where they hand out awards to one another based on what they were really like in college.
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30 Mar 2021 | How Did Betches Actually Come To Be? | 01:08:16 | |
In episode three of the new season, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are talking all about the humble beginning of Betches. They explain what the social media landscape was like at the time, and how they went from an anonymous Twitter account to a bustling website that kept growing and growing. Then explain how they managed to monetize a company without ever raising any capital, and what the process of growing the business was like in the first few years. They talk about their ‘fake-it-till-you-make-it’ approach to pitching and acquiring clients, and the breakthrough that helped them land their first major deal. Then they dive into the Dear Betch email for the week, all about career choices and new beginnings. A listener writes in about feeling unsatisfied in her current career path and looking for the best way to explore new options. They round it all out with a game of Workplace Would You Rather? where they face some difficult decisions on everything from annoying co-workers to the ideal office environment.
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06 Apr 2021 | Betches And The City | 00:46:06 | |
In episode four of the new season, Sami, Aleen and Jordana are talking all about moving to New York City and what it was like being broke and single in their early twenties. They start with stories from their first apartments in the city, including their battles with cockroaches, gas leaks, and Murray Hill bros. They tell us about the pre-Tinder dating scene and recall in detail the moment dating apps took over (like literally, the actual day the swiping started). They also highlight some of the biggest differences between the city today and what it was like 10 years ago. Then a listener writes in to ask for advice when it comes to leaving your hometown for the first time and moving to the big city. Where do you even start, and how do people make new friends? Finally, they play an NYC-themed game of Never Have I Ever all about of the most common things people do when they visit New York.
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13 Apr 2021 | Mistakes Were Made (In Our Twenties) | 00:51:16 | |
Jordana, Sami, and Aleen start the fifth episode of the season exactly where we left off last time, with the story of Sami’s little-known *gasp* first engagement. She tells us all the details about how she ended up in Israel during her mid-twenties, almost fell into an orthodox lifestyle, and met the guy who would eventually become her ex-fiancé. They talk about how easy it is to feel lost in your twenties, and why we make decisions out of confusion and uncertainty. Aleen and Jordana share some of their biggest mistakes from the past, and talk about why it’s hard to feel regret about experiences that shape you. Then a listener writes in to ask if she’ll ever find closure after a devastating breakup from her first love. Do we idealize our past relationships too much? Finally, they close the show with a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker: Mistakes Edition, featuring some dating faux pas and a conversation about how you would react if your partner said someone else’s name during sex.
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20 Apr 2021 | So, How Did You Meet Your Husband? | 01:00:14 | |
This week is all about how Sami, Jordana and Aleen each met their significant other. They start with the story of how Sami was first introduced to her husband Avi, and why it took so long for them to actually start dating after their first encounter. She tells us how they eventually got serious, decided to get engaged, and had a wedding ceremony in the exact same location where they first met. Aleen explains the way she found her husband Rusty (even though they technically went to high school together) and how their relationship progressed over time, culminating in a two minute dance routine to Mumford and Sons at their wedding. Jordana tells us about getting set up with her now-fiancé Mike and where their upcoming wedding will be. Plus, they tell the story of the time they all did a paper-burning ceremony in Montauk that led them each to find lasting love. Then an emailer writes in to ask if she should stick with her longtime boyfriend for the sake of having children before it’s too late, even though their communication style doesn’t seem compatible. Is it better to stick it out for the sake of your life plans, or is it better to call things off now? To close the show, they play a Newlywed-style game featuring detailed responses from Avi, Rusty, and Mike, proving once and for all who knows their significant other best.
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27 Apr 2021 | You Can’t Hide From Who You Are On A Podcast | 01:05:17 | |
Today’s episode is all about how the Betches founders first got into podcasting, with stories of how Jordana, Sami and Aleen each came to host some of your favorite shows. They begin by listening to a brief clip of their very first podcast discussion way back in 2016 (spoiler: Rob and Blac Chyna were still relevant at the time). They reminisce on how Betch Slapped first got started, and what led them to launch a number of other podcasts including U Up?, Diet Starts Tomorrow, and more. They also discuss what it means to have a “vulnerability hangover” after a podcast recording, the unique feeling of baring your personal life to a huge audience, and the perils of handing out advice to strangers. Then a listener writes in to ask whether or not she should offer some unsolicited dating advice of her own to a friend who’s struggling in the romance department. Is it ever okay to offer guidance unprompted, or is it always best to keep it to yourself? Finally, they pay homage to the first game ever played on the podcast by having a “verbal smackdown” style debate about a very important subject: What is the definitive HBO show?
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04 May 2021 | These Are A Few Of Our Favorite Trips | 01:02:55 | |
On this episode, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen go all into one of their favorite activities: Traveling. They start off with their study abroad experiences during college, and why Aleen couldn’t join them on their adventures. They reflect on the culture shock that they experienced at that age, and how it would later feed into the satirical content they would make at the very beginning of Betches. Then, they get into post-college trips and how different they were from their college era-travels, discussing family trips, honeymoons, and Aleen’s near-encounter with future president Joe Biden on a trip to Capri. After that, it’s time for the Dear Betches email for the week, where a listener writes in about struggling to plan her best friend’s destination bachelorette party as the Maid of Honor. How do you balance the lofty expectations of the bride while being considerate of the costs and logistics for all of the guests? To end the show, they play The Layover Game, where they have to decide which attractions in famous cities around the world they would either visit, check out, or chuck out of their itineraries altogether.
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11 May 2021 | The Land Before iPhones | 01:03:36 | |
This week, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back to talk about the most impactful pop culture, technology, and media changes they experienced in their early years. They start off talking about just how different communication was back in college with Blackberries and BBM pings, and how annoying it was to not be able to turn off read receipts. They also discuss how complicated it was to invite people to parties back then, and how they would deal with the clean up afterwards by invoking the famed “Threshold Rule.” Next, they talk about a few apps that completely changed the way they interacted with their phones and each other, including Instagram, Venmo, and Spotify. They also talk about the advent of streaming services and remember the first shows that made them get a Netflix subscription. After that, they get into a listener email about the world’s obsession with the Royal Family and whether it’s really worth our attention. Is the British obsession with them the same as the American obsession with the Kardashians? To end the show, they play a round of Succession Trivia, where they put their knowledge to the test about some lesser known behind-the-scenes facts about the show and the people involved in it.
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18 May 2021 | The Best And Worst of the Last Decade | 01:02:47 | |
This week, it’s time for the final episode of season 1 of @Betches! To celebrate the finale, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen bring us The Betchies Awards, during which they take a look at the past ten years. They debate a series of categories to chose the lucky winners, covering everything from Betches milestones to overrated food fads to the most memorable viral moments of years past. After that, it’s time for the Dear Betches email for the week, where a listener writes about re-finding her own sense of identity and setting goals for the future after a tough breakup. How can you get specific with your goal setting when you don’t have a clear roadmap for the future? To end the show, they play The Songs of the Summer, where they test their knowledge on the summer songs of the decade through a series of obscure hints, short clips, and hilarious covers. Thanks for tuning in to this season of @Betches, and we will be back in a few weeks!
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24 Jun 2021 | Is #FreeBritney Finally Happening? | 00:57:35 | |
Jordana, Sami and Aleen are back from a brief hiatus to talk all about all the latest developments in the #FreeBritney saga. They start with a preview of Jordana’s upcoming bachelorette party this weekend, including what they’ll be doing and who will be missing out. Then they dive into an explanation of how Britney came to be subject to this conservatorship, why it’s so f*cked up, and the reason it may finally be coming to an end. Is it time for Britney to finally be free of the conservatorship? Then they close out the show with a game of “Quiz Me Baby One More Time” featuring a finish-the-lyrics challenge and some Britney Spears trivia.
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01 Jul 2021 | Jordana’s Bachelorette Recap | 00:51:27 | |
This week, Jordana, Sami and Aleen are back to talk all about Jordana’s bachelorette party this past weekend. First, they discuss a recent rumor regarding Scooter Braun and Erica Jane, which leads Jordana to share a story about meeting Scooter in person. They also talk about the RHOBH secrecy pact, how much the housewives protect each other, and who they hope will return to the show next season. Then they dive into the bachelorette weekend in Tahoe, with stories about how they ended up in that location, almost didn’t get home, and partied all day on a boat (obviously). Then it’s time for the game of the week, as they hand out awards for the standout moments and people from the bachelorette party.
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27 Mar 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 1 (The Munsters) | 01:06:56 | |
Why is everybody so f*cking happy? Probably because Succession is finally back! Which is why Sami and Aleen are *rummaging* through the much anticipated season premier and recapping it all. They’ve already watched it 3 times – one for each Roy kid, unless you count Connor and his 1% – and they have a lot to say. From sad birthdays and “disgusting brothers,” to bidding wars and breakups, they dump out a ludicrously capacious bagful of memorable moments. Then they close with a “We Rate You” featuring Nan Pierce’s finest lines, Greg’s countless faux pas, and a look ahead to next week.
Thanks for listening… You’re our pal. You’re our best pal. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season to hear each Succession episode recap!
Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Recap: Who Deserves To F*ck Off This Week?
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03 Apr 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 2 (Rehearsal) | 01:09:00 | |
Anyone up for some karaoke? The final season of Succession continues with episode 2, and Sami & Aleen – just a couple of regular joes – are recapping it all. The siblings are still scheming, Conn0r’s rehearsal dinner awaits (sorry we’re late, the chopper took off without us), and Logan returns to his ATN roots to inspire the pirate crew. Plus, they dive into Logan’s karaoke room apology as the Gojo deal looms. Finally, they close the show with a round of “We Rate You” featuring their Number One Boy and some deeply uncomfortable moments - Kerry’s audition tape continues to haunt our focus group nightmares.
Thanks for listening… we hear for you. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!
Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 2 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?
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10 Apr 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 3 (Connor's Wedding) | 01:19:10 | |
Somebody get me the best airplane-medicine-expert in the world, because Sami and Aleen have a lot to discuss and the plane is circling. Episode 3 of the final season of Succession was a memorable one, following the bombshell moment when **spoilers ahead** the family patriarch died on his private plane and everybody was left scrambling. How will things shake out now that the true meaning of “Succession” is in full swing – dramaturgically speaking – and what will happen to the family now that Logan is gone? Plus, they share the standout quotes of the week, talk about the wedding-that-wasn’t (but actually kinda was), and forecast some major predictions for the rest of the season.
Thanks for listening… You make us feel like we caught a foul ball at Yankee Stadium. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!
Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 3 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?
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17 Apr 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 4 (Honeymoon States) | 00:55:11 | |
It’s a somber episode this week, but we have a great grief guy for you… well, actually two great grief Betches to recap Episode 4 of the final season of Succession. Sami and Aleen have their Tom Wam lip balm on, and share their thoughts about everything that happened leading up to the pivotal board vote. They give their 5-Waystar Earnings Report review, including their favorite moments from the week, and share a myriad of memorable quotes. Plus, they get to the bottom of Logan’s underlined-in-pencil wishes, speculate about Shiv’s pregnancy storyline, and forecast what will happen next.
Thanks for listening… but you might wanna put down that fish taco, you’re getting your melancholy everywhere. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!
Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 4 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?
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24 Apr 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 5 (Kill List) | 01:10:17 | |
Mind if we perch? The podcast is off to Norway for an @Betches retreat following yet another memorable episode of Succession. Our very own Quad Squad (Sami and Aleen) are back to recap Episode 5 of the final season, and they have a kill list of their own to discuss. They cover Kendall’s Scooby Doo negotiation tactics, Roman’s epic mountaintop rant, and the bags and bags of blood. So much blood. Plus, they share their favorite quotes from the week, and make some predictions for where the future of the company is heading, with or without ATN.
Thanks for listening… but if a podcast collapses in the woods and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation? Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!
Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Episode 5 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?
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01 May 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 6 (Living+) | 01:07:25 | |
Who wants to play bitey? Sami and Aleen put on their matching bomber jackets and take off into the *clouds* with a recap of Episode 6 of Succession’s final season, complete with Kendall’s moment in the spotlight, Shiv & Tom’s reconciliation, and Roman’s firing spree. Plus, they discuss Matsson questionable tweet… he’s very European. They give us their favorite quotes from the episode (deep fakes included) and finish with a forecast for next week.
Thanks for listening…Big shoes. Big shoes. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!
Read Sami’s written recap here: “Succession” Episode 6 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?
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08 May 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 7 (Tailgate Party) | 01:03:54 | |
Can we steal you for a sec? Sami and Aleen woke up on the right side of the coffin today, and they’re back with a recap of Episode 7 of Succession's final season. Matsson’s cracks are starting to show, Shiv & Tom finally fight it out, and Connor’s back in the game. With election night and Logan’s funeral still looming large, they cap it off with their forecast of what’s to come.
Thanks for listening…enjoy your beds, go home, cry. Don’t forget your coats! And be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!
Read Sami’s written recap here: “Succession” Episode 7 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?
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15 May 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 8 (America Decides) | 01:07:36 | |
Tuck your cloven hooves into your slip-on shoes, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap Episode 8 of Succession's final season - and it's finally election night. Absentee ballots are on fire, there's wasabi in Decision Deck Darwin's eyes, Greg's getting busted back down to Greg for the night, and we're down to our last functioning touchscreen. Sami and Aleen share the power rankings for the week, some of their favorite quotes, and cap it off with The Forecast (or perhaps we could call it PENDING).
Thanks for listening… but be warned, for the Conheads are coming. And be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!
Read Sami’s written recap here: “Succession” Episode 8 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?
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22 May 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 9 (Church And State) | 01:06:26 | |
Put on your glasses and cry in secret, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap the penultimate episode of Succession's ever, and at long last it's time to lay Logan Roy to rest. They get into it all, from Roman's bungled eulogy, to Shiv and Tom's reunion, and Kendall's strategic moves. Then, Sami and Aleen award their Number One Boy, Out Of The Will, and Boar On The Floor of the episode, and end with their final Forecast ever.
Thanks for listening…woof, woof. And be sure to tune in next Tuesday for their recap of the series finale!
Read Sami’s written recap here: “Succession” Episode 9 Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?
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30 May 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 10 (With Open Eyes) | 01:54:55 | |
We hope you have a high tolerance for pain and physical discomfort, because it's the series finale of Succession, and Sami and Aleen are back for the ultimate recap. They get into all the biggest moments, from the siblings' brief but sweet reunion, to Peter's special cheese, The Great Reallocation, violent hugs, explosive fights, and the all-important vote on the GoJo deal. Sami and Aleen discuss some fan theories and award their final Number One Boy, Out Of The Will, and Boar On The Floor of the episode. We'll never know if Connor is headed to Slovenia, but at least we have the phrase "face eggs" forever.
Thanks for listening…you can smile, Betch.
Read Sami’s written recap here: “Succession” Finale Recap: Who Deserves To Fuck Off This Week?
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05 Nov 2019 | #164 Which Celeb Breakup Would Be The Most Devastating? | 01:05:25 | |
Sami and Aleen are back and kick off the show with a conversation about all the people missing from Stassi and Beau’s engagement party this weekend, and discuss the drama surrounding Kanye’s Brunchella debacle. Is this the most embarrassing event since Fyre Festival? At 15:05 they discuss all things TV including what’s new, what’s good, and where you should watch. With all the new streaming services popping up, which ones will last and which are actually worth paying for? At 33:40 a listener writes in for help with a light-weight she invited to her bachelorette party. How do you express pre-party concerns without coming off as passive aggressive? At 42:20 they play The Ranking Game with a list of the highest profile breakups of 2019, and ask which celebrity breakup would hit you the hardest. They close out the show by questioning every relationship Taylor Swift has ever had.
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11 Nov 2024 | Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 1 (Ch 1-8) | 00:32:32 | |
Welcome to the first episode of the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami dive into the first 8 chapters of Such a Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter, which follows the story of an influencer who goes missing, and the older sister determined to find her. They talk dream casting for the movie before unpacking everything from snarky Reddit threads and DeuxMoi parodies, to momagers and true crime podcasters. Come back next week for Part 2, where they cover chapters 9-16, and make sure to leave all your comments and theories on Spotify and Instagram.
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18 Nov 2024 | Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 2 (Ch 9-16) | 00:35:19 | |
Welcome back to the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami cover chapters 9-16 of Such a Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter. They unpack the new revelations about Evie and her backstory, Erin’s villain origin story, how Hazel’s unreliable narration may be clouding her judgment, and the Instagram post that changes everything. Come back next week for Part 3, where they cover chapters 17-24, and make sure to leave all your comments and theories on Spotify and Instagram.
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25 Nov 2024 | Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 3 (Ch 17-24) | 00:33:57 | |
Welcome back to the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami cover chapters 17-24 of Such a Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter. They cover the weird vibes between Hazel and Gavin, Hazel’s explosive discovery in Evie’s room, and what parents owe their kids when it comes to privacy. Come back next week for our final episode, where they cover chapters 25 to the end of the book, and make sure to leave all your comments and theories on Spotify and Instagram.
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02 Dec 2024 | Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 4 (Ch 25-End) | 00:35:50 | |
Welcome back to the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami cover chapters 25 to the end of Such a Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter. They get into Charlie’s identity, the true mission of ReBrand, and compare interpretations of the wild reveal in the epilogue. Finally, they wrap up with a power ranking of all the major players. Did you guess any of the twists? Let us know what you thought about how everything turned out in the comments section of Spotify and Instagram.
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20 Mar 2023 | Succession Recap: Season 3 Finale (All the Bells Say) | 01:03:10 | |
We hear... for you. Season 4 of Succession is almost here and Sami & Aleen are going to be recapping every single episode... so why not start where things left off? In this ATN Betches ep, they dive into the finale of Season 3 (titled: All the Bells Say) to refresh your memory on the big cliffhanger, who committed the latest betrayal, and what we think may be coming next. They rate the episode on a scale of 1 to 5 Waystars, recap all the pivotal scenes, and share their favorite quotes from the episode. Then they close things out with "We Rate You" by ranking the week's Number One Boy, who's Out of the Will, and which character is Boar on the Floor.
Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!
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13 Jan 2021 | I Couldn’t Help But Wonder… Will The SATC Revival Work? | 00:49:23 | |
Bari, Dylan, and Dana are back and start with their immediate reaction to the Sex and the City revival coming to HBO Max. Will the show work without Kim Cattrall, or is it destined to disappoint? They talk about the rumors of Kim and Kanye’s impending divorce, and admit they should’ve seen this coming. Next, they discuss Armie Hammer’s DM scandal this week, telling us whether or not they think he’s a real-life cannibal. Plus, they explain what’s going on with Azealia Banks freaking everyone out with her dead cat on social media. They also break down the relationship drama that lead to Olivia Rodrigo’s hit new single ‘Drivers License’ and tell us who the song is really about. Finally, they close the show with some Betchflix conversation, including a reaction to Queen Victoria’s wild week on The Bachelor and their review of Netflix’s (overly) sexual series Bridgerton.
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20 Jan 2021 | Joe-Chella: Our Inauguration Review | 00:45:16 | |
This week Dana, Bari, and Dylan start the show with a conversation about *gasp* living without internet in a pandemic. Then they tackle the biggest topic of the week: Clare and Dale from The Bachelorette suddenly calling it quits after what seemed like a legitimate connection on the show. Did they break up because Clare was too focused on having children immediately? They also discuss the other biggest breakup of the week, with Ben Affleck splitting from Ana de Armas and throwing her cardboard cutout in the trash. Next, they review the inauguration celebration from earlier today and tell us which celebrity performers they’d want at their own ceremony. They also talk about this weekend’s special Euphoria episode and rumors that Timothée Chalamet might play Willy Wonka in the next adaptation. Finally, they close the show with a review of the new Netflix series Bling Empire and tell us why you should be watching WandaVision on Disney+.
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27 Jan 2021 | Behind The Scenes Of Bling Empire Ft. Kane and Kevin | 00:54:51 | |
Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back and start with a breakdown of what’s going on between Kristin Cavallari, Jay Cutler, and a Southern Charm cast member. Plus, they explain what the cryptic IG post from Kristin and Jay was all about. Then they react to JoJo Siwa’s inspiring coming out video, how she deals with the haters, and why it’s valuable to her generation of followers. They also offer a reaction to the latest episode of Euphoria and why it stands out from the last one. Finally, Dylan and Bari are joined by Kane and Kevin from Netflix’s hit new series Bling Empire to talk about the first season of the show and how people are reacting to it. They tell us what went on behind the scenes, why they get along so well, and what may be coming in the second season of the show.
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03 Feb 2021 | Has J.Lo Really Never Had Work Done? | 00:49:59 | |
This week Bari and Dana have a lot to say about 'Bachelor' drama and what happens when the biggest villains of the season are gone. Then they react to J. Lo saying she’s never had botox and the backlash that ensued. Do we really believe celebrities like her when they say they haven’t had work done? They talk about Kylie Jenner ignoring social gathering bans and throwing Stormi a third birthday party with family in attendance. With the Super Bowl right around the corner, they talk about The Weeknd’s upcoming halftime performance and share their favorite Super Bowl commercials. Finally, they close the show with a reaction to Jeff Bezos stepping down as Amazon CEO and a Gamestop Stock drama movie coming to Netflix.
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17 Feb 2021 | The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison Problem | 00:45:13 | |
This week, Bari, Dana, and Dylan start off with the drama engulfing Bachelor Nation: Chris Harrison’s insensitive comments that resulted in him temporarily stepping back from the show. They give a brief overview of everything that has gone down so far and then talk about implications and what the show’s future could look like. Then, they go into some Prince Harry’s and Meghan Markle’s baby announcement! They also discuss the couple’s upcoming tell-all interview with Oprah that has the rest of the royal family shaking in their boots. What will the couple reveal? They round it all off reacting to the Cruella trailer, which features Emma Stone playing the infamous villain. Will the movie live up to the hype or will Emma ruin 101 Dalmatians forever?
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24 Feb 2021 | The Bachelor Drama That Just Keeps On Giving | 00:45:31 | |
Bari, Dana, and Dylan start off this week with another update from The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison drama and discuss Matt James’s statement on everything that has happened in the past few weeks and what the next steps could look like for the show. Then, they run through a few more Bachelor updates, including Clare and Dale apparently getting back together and a bizarre pairing involving Hannah Brown and Jed Wyatt. After that, they go into Kim and Kanye’s official divorce news and what’s next for them as they go through this period. Will Kim drop West from her name? They end the show by sharing what they’ve been watching lately and what’s worth binging.
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10 Feb 2021 | How Did The Weeknd Spend $7 Million On That Halftime Show? | 00:53:48 | |
Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back this week, and they start off with a recap of the biggest sports event of the year: the Super Bowl. They breakdown the mixed reactions to The Weeknd’s halftime show and the somewhat forgettable ads. They also give their picks for the best Super Bowl halftime show of all time. Then, they discuss the ‘Framing Britney Spears’ documentary and react to her treatment by the media throughout her career, the limited viewpoint of the documentary, and whether her conservatorship has any merit. They then react to the bizarre viral cat lawyer video and Rebecca Black’s new remix to commemorate 10 years since ‘Friday’ came out. Finally, they cover Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley’s surprise engagement and debate whether Shailene has ever watched an episode of The Bachelor.
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03 Mar 2021 | Why Did We Even Watch The Golden Globes? | 00:44:31 | |
Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back this week with a breakdown of the Golden Globes, giving their impressions on the show in general and sharing thoughts on why this was the least-watched Globes in modern history. They also give their picks for best-dressed of the night. After that, they dive into the latest from Hilaria and Alec Baldwin, and how the internet reacted to their surprise baby announcement. They also get into a controversial joke from ‘Ginny & Georgia’ made at the expense of Taylor Swift, and her response to the whole drama. They round it all out with what they’re watching this week and what’s worth checking out.
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10 Mar 2021 | Royally Shook | 00:48:45 | |
Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back this week and they start off with a few important announcements about Betches’ 10 year anniversary and what’s next for the podcast! Then they dive in to the topic that everyone has been talking about: Oprah’s interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They start with their expectations before watching and also breakdown all the notable moments from the interview and all the astonishing revelations. They go into Meghan’s journey into the family, her treatment by the Firm, and her struggle with mental health through it all. Then, they end the show looking back at the past year now that we’re at the one year mark since we’ve been in lockdown.
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16 Mar 2021 | The Secret To Staying Friends For Life | 01:03:40 | |
The Betches founders (and original Betch Slapped hosts) are back for episode one of this ten-episode season celebrating the tenth birthday of Betches Media. Aleen Dreksler, Sami Sage, and Jordana Abraham return to talk about the origin of their friendship (going all the way back to childhood) and some of their favorite memories together. From their earliest recollections of each other (guess whose screen name was CurlGurl) and how they met, to the time Aleen invited everyone over to make crepes and check out her new iPod, they tell us where their bond began. They swap stories about how they messed with one another in high school, dealing with disappointment, and what they would do differently (hint: they’d care a whole lot less about grades and drop band class much sooner). Plus, they tell us the secret to staying friends for so long, even after starting a business together. Then it’s time for the Dear Betch email of the week featuring some advice about “girl code” rules when it comes to an ex. A listener writes in to ask whether or not it’s acceptable to start dating a high school friend’s ex-boyfriend now that they’re several years removed. Finally, they play a game of “Who Knows Our Friend Best?” all about some of their most embarrassing secrets and earliest memories together.
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17 Dec 2019 | #170 The Final Slap (Sort Of) | 00:56:27 | |
For the final time this year, Sami, Aleen and Jordana are together and start the show with a recap of their busy weekends, including Jordana's long trip, Aleen getting a Peloton, and a trip to see Alanis Morrisette’s new Broadway show. Plus, they talk about Jordana and Sami’s form on the ski slopes last week. Then they make an exciting announcement about the future of the show and tell us what’s to come in the new year. Next, they talk about the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and speculate about the future of that show. A listener writes in to ask how to skip a bachelorette party without hurting the bride’s feelings. Is it okay to tell someone you can’t afford to join them for both their wedding and the bachelorette? They then reminisce about some of the best (and worst) moments from the first year of Betches’ existence, sharing stories from their time in college. Finally, they close out the show with a Betch Slap and a debate about Apple TV+.
Be sure to check back in the new year as we debut the @Betches podcast!
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