Believe It! A Naruto Podcast (Believe It!)

The Chunin exams begin and we’re all riled up — mostly because we’ve just exited an alternate reality. Team 10 who? Join our new Konohamaru fan club and listen along as we meet new characters like some animator's Groucho Marx dad, Te-mami, and sex icon Rock Lee. The lists are long, the judgement is plenty, and we dodge talking about major plot points like it's substitution jutsu. 

This episode of Believe It covers Naruto episodes 20-25, dubbed.

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It's the historic 30th episode of Believe It! and it's time for an iconic duel. No, it's not Duncan vs. Liam... or Dom vs. Steven. Naruto and Sasuke finally have their long-awaited anime battle, and the hosts speak on it for about 10 minutes total. In true Believe It! fashion, ghosts of classic goofs make their triumphant return. 

Duncan realizes he may have been hexed. Liam's always getting ghoulish. Dom has problems with hand-wings. Kt has an impeccable aura. 

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Some of the hosts have (allegedly) committed Naruto Crimes. The punishments are doled out accordingly: a filler episode, Orochimaru body horror, and more Choji.   

Sasuke hard carries the team through the Forest of Death. Naruto’s belly is so full and his head is so empty. Sakura shows up to the fight, and Dom unabashedly joins the Sakura fandom.  

This covers Naruto episodes 26-32, dubbed.  

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Kakashi: Old gay dirt. 

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You know what time it is! 

Naruto has finally defeated Pain, saved the world, and now... we're back in OG Nar? Yeah, sure, ok, we want to get off Naruto's wild ride. Prepare for a chaotic one and our hottest take about Naruto yet... 

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We're back with another full-cast show, as Dom returns (wow, airhorns, kids cheer) - and just in time for Naruto to get good actually! We finally witness the shocking reveal that Tobi is Obito, Obito simped Rin, Rin simped Kakashi, and now the Worst Uchihas You Know are together again.

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Obito is finally defeated (we think), and apparently immediately after that is a good time for Hyuga family filler. Liam shares his darkest moments, and never send Duncan a heartfelt DM.

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Welcome 🅱️ack to 🅱️elieve It! A Naruto 🅱️odcast. Eyeliner Ginger Sasori is finally revealed, and has a 🅱️anger of a fight against Sakura and Lady Chiyo. Deidara runs from Naruto and Kakashi. Team Guy is caught in a twap. 

🅱️om is a proud husbando. 🅱️iam's living ghoulishly. 🅱️t has an issue with radios. 🅱️uncan goes rogue.

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Naruto and Sasuke fight Obito, and we talk about it in exhaustive detail.

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It's time for a Sasuke solo arc (boo, hiss) involving kekkei genkai, secret islands, and a girl who looks like a child but is definitely for sure older than you, actually. We also discuss modern art, and Liam has a late lunch.

In today's episode, we revisit Orochimaru's Lair for some impressions (you're welcome), wonder if Madara misses being a little silly, and give you some tips on how to commit car crimes. Real villain hours, you know how it is. Life's weird and made weirder by the fact that we still have to watch Naruto filler. 

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This covers episodes 316-319 of Naruto: Shippuden, kindly dubbed. 

Welcome back to Believe It!, a singalong podcast about Ramen-topping Spiralman. Let’s talk about it! The sand ninjas are back — new moves, new fits, and the perfect matchups to make the Leaf Village look like incompetent babies. 

Shikamaru gets dommed by Temari (Dom wishes). Kankuro iron maidens a man with his new puppets. Gaara of the Desert-Sand has an RPG level-up and swoops in to save his new adopted brother, Drunk Lee, who shows up to fight Kimimaro even though they should both be in hospital beds. 

Naruto and Sasuke are in time out before their big fight. But if you need to speak with them, please consider this our voice acting resume. We can get you in touch. 

This covers Naruto episodes 123-127, dubbed.

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Sending our thoughts and Catholic prayers to Naruto and Sasuke, who are dead. Sakura is doing her best CPR from the inside. Guy Sensei is about to get in the fight and theY GAVE TENTEN A GUN.

Kt is excited to talk about hotties like Jiraiya and Sakumo again. Duncan submits a thought experiment to introduce a new villain; Liam runs with it and, if Duncan’s face during recording meant anything, accurately predicts rest of Naruto.

This episode covers episodes 414-417 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed.

We're back in canon, and the plot is shmoovin'! The Kages have all gathered to discuss the little Sasuke issue, Naruto embarrasses himself in front of world leaders (again), and... Duncan eats a microphone? 

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The hosts share their dark anime histories before diving into 7 episodes of Naruto — which is, by any metric, way too many. A trusted source says they could have easily skipped right to Shippuden. It’s called masochism.

But hey, it’s 2020. We’ve all got time to watch anime, listen to a tasty double-length pilot episode of a Naruto podcast, shop online for Kakashi body pillows…

This pilot episode of Believe It covers Episodes 1 to 7 of Naruto, dubbed. 

The gang says goodbye to “Zabazu”, reminisce about 9-foot-long (in bed) Haku, and witness Kakashi’s herd of dogs. Liam has beef with The Great Naruto bridge and proposes a new name. The Anbu are ninja-cops. The love list dies. Join us on our most unhinged episode yet, as we convert our trauma into yet another episode of Believe It! 

This covers Naruto episodes 17-19, dubbed. 

More Kakashi backstory as Baby Kakashi meets Baby Itachi. More Danzo, more Hiruzen. You know the drill. We also discuss Naruto mainstays like Liam's new coworker, Bop-It meta, and walruses.

Filler is ramping up as Guren is learning to feel feelings. Yukimaru is still talking about home. Kabuto is a 9-to-5 villain. Something about a demon turtle. The Leaf Village ninja break off into some very fun squads, and crush Guren's team of freaks and geeks. 

(Here's the backhand video, as recreated by Kabuto:)
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This episode covers Naruto: Shippuden Episodes 99 - 103, dubbed. 

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We're finally finished the filler arc, it's a Christmas miracle! 

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It's our 60th Episode, and it's a real Believe It! return to form. Team Asuma ft. Kakashi embark on their revenge mission, managing to ambush (?) Hidan and Kakazu. All according to plan? We hope? Shikamaru cures his depression with tactics games (Dom relates), Orochimaru has some trouble new bust-related lore, and more!

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We continue along with flashbacks as we get a budding romance between Hashirama and Madara. What could go wrong?

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Gaara fights his dad. Naruto encounters Pain and Itachi. The hosts have the biggest fight in Believe It! History (TM). Kt unfurls the BMW lore. 

Starting this month, Believe It! episodes will be available early for patrons! We will be taking a few weeks off in December in order to roll out these changes, so if you don't want to miss a single week of Believe It! goodness, check out our Patreon!

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Our audio setup is in shambles but our vibe remains intact.

Jiraiya novel is OVER, Itachi light novel is NOW (after we quickly resolve some infinite tsukuyomi stuff for the rest of the cast)

Orochimaru imparts some of his classic wisdom on a really young child. Itachi Uchiha is misbehaving. Sasuke’s mom is throwing it back and turning it out. 

This covers Naruto Shippuden episodes 449-452, dubbed.

If you thought there was a historic heatwave happening outside, wait until you hear the heat of this week’s episode baby! Gaara is kidnapped and fed to dragons, Team Kakashi make their way to the Sand Village, Sakura is useful and beautiful and intelligent and solos the verse. 

Liam and Duncan still love the blade. Kt has some harsh news for anyone looking for a beach episode. Dom is Ginger Curry (on the court). 

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Finally, this episode comes out on July 1st, which is Canada Day. We thought it would be important to at least mention the recent (and not-so-recent) atrocities that our country continues to gloss over in regards to Indigenous people of Canada. Feel free to check out the resources below to donate to an organization that benefits the ongoing struggles of First Nations people in our country, or to educate yourself on their history. 

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Thanks guys, fuck Canada. 

In this episode of Believe It! a Nyaa-ruto Podcast, the Akatsuki have sent in some reinforcements to throw off the Leaf Village squads. Itachi has a David Lynch fight with Team Kakashi. Might Guy takes on the newly-christened, newly-remembered goblin Kisame. The hosts get far too heated discussing animal facts and fringe anime communities. You know, the usual.  

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The hosts get one thing right with this episode of Believe It!: They probably WOULD disappoint Tsunade.   

Tsunade goes to fight Orochimaru, gets some backup in the form of a Sanin reunion, and there’s a fight. And that’s the plot — but that’s not what we talk about. Naruto has some cool guy moments. What if Tsunade punched Orochimaru right out of his skin like a shedding snake? That would be poggers.  

Listeners, you get to meet a dark side of Dom this week. Kt does a rare impression, but you'll have to listen to find out who. Liam’s brain is full of haunted instruments and the devil. Duncan wages an ongoing war against theatre.

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This covers Naruto episodes 93-96, dubbed.

Friends, our brains are absolutely fried from marathoning Naruto Shippuden filler. We finally finish the Sora arc, as the zombies are defeated and Sora is revealed to be a synthetic jinchuriki and Asuma kills the sweet potato man... Does any of this sound real?

Or does it all sound like... ... ... a dream?

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It's our birthday! We're 100! The hosts are rewarded for their efforts with some of the best Naruto we've seen in a while - the full backstory of Kushina and what happened the fateful day of Naruto's birth! 

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It's our Super Special 20th Anniversary, and everyone's invited! If you don’t want to hear almost nonstop talk about Tsunade and how much we all want her to punch us in the face, this might not be the episode for you. In fact, Believe It! might not be the podcast for you.   

Dom has high hopes for Itachi. Liam threatens going to make powerpoint presentations about snakes. We all pine for the days when we were more like Naruto — young, innocent, and didn’t know anything at all about Orochimaru. Crack a drink with us and join the chaos. You can actually co-host Believe It! with us this week, there’s a spot open.   

This covers Naruto episodes 90-92, dubbed.

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The dads are dead, Neji's dead, and Hinata gives a TED Talk to inspire the troops. We talk about the future of post-war Naruto, wonder what Sasuke's up to, and all the regular Believe It! shenanigans.

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In this week’s episode, the hosts go to training camp! All of our most beloved boys are back and ready to play. Hinata is working on his good jumps while Kageyama is still stuck trying to learn how to be a Good Teammate. Tsukki gets omega boomed by his older brother but don’t worry, his best friend in a Dics shirt is here for him. Everyone gets blessed with BBQ. Also, ACAB (sorry Daichi).

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This covers Haikyu!! episodes 31-36, dubbed.

Sasuke defeats Killer Bee, absolutely no issue, no help, skill diff.

And then... ... ... filler.  

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In an episode of Believe It! without any jokes whatsoever, the hosts solemnly discuss their favourite moments of the first few fights of the Chunin Exam tournament. Sasuke still can't read, but has somehow recently learned the word "Avenger" to compliment his Copy+Paste Jutsu. Orochimaru is basically a good guy to Liam, turning Garbage Boyz 2 Garbage Men. Dom has Shikamaru big brain. Duncan reveals his first real Naruto ship (aside from himself and Hinata).  

Sakura and Ino have one of the greatest fights and moments of character development in all of Naruto so far (Dom is writing this so he gets the final word hahaha suckers, Sakura rules Duncan drools).  

This episode of Believe It! covers Naruto Episodes 38 to 43, dubbed. For more ninja fun, follow us on Twitter at @believeitcast! 

This week’s episode, the hosts discuss the beginning of the Sasuke retrieval arc. The idiot boy squad is formed, Sasuke cuts class to try drugs from the worst dealers, and Choji gets his last bite in more ways than one. 

Other topics include: questionable IQ scores, Leaf Village internet forums, original characters from your childhood and onward, Rock Lee in a full face of makeup, and formative playground games. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 110-114, dubbed.

Just as we reach the dramatic climax of the war arc, there is a two-part filler story about Mecha Naruto.

We talk about it.

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I'm gonna be honest, there's a lot of Dream talk in this one. Yeah that's capital D Dream the Minecraft YouTuber, as in the guy who got absolutely cooked by Gumball in an Uber and released a video of it the day before we got together for this recording session. 

If you're a Patron this might still be relevant and timely. I hope it's still relevant and timely when this episode goes public tbh, I really believe that's what Nicolas Cantu meant when he said he was an Albert Einstein level history book maker. 

But also: Hammered Housewife Hinata, Chunin Exam gossip sessions, Tsunade's dream, and Dan is a worm. 

Lots of real traditional values explored this week: the importance of the family unit, Catholicism, kind deeds. 

Kishimoto is determined to rob us of all our money and all our joy. We meet another Jesus Christ figure and he's the Christiest one yet. The Sage of the Six Paths clearly has a favourite son, and we reveal a new character in the Believe It! Podcast Universe (BIPU). 

Liam has to sit down and watch all four episodes and feels vindicated because he hated Naruto before it was cool. Thanks for the breakfast sandwiches, Liam. You'll never read this but you make them the very best, and the sauce mix is perfect. 

This covers episodes 464-67 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. 

It's Episode 69, and you know what that means - we finally get Kakashi's backstory episodes! Duncan Any % speedruns through Sasuke finding his last friend, Jugo, and then we spend the next hour sincerely talking about Naruto and the implications of these episodes for maybe the first time ever. 

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On this episode of Believe It!, the hosts have all had terrible weeks... only made worse by eight more episodes of Naruto filler! Naruto takes the worst princess in the world on an escort mission, Ino goes on a date with Fat Elvis, Lee builds a dojo, and Duncan forgets to watch Monster House (2009). 

Duncan talks cheap therapy options. Liam poses Monster tea. Kt has two thoughts and a new Twitter bio. Dr. Animals warns against having chameleons as pets.

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Welcome to Believe It!, the podcast where we dive deep into Kishimoto’s... classic story Naruto. We finish the Minato and Kushina backstory, discuss Kishimoto's suspect writing, and ponder how else this story will be ruined.

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Welcome back to Believe It! The sound ninjas are kind of handing it to the idiot boys in their respective fights. Kimimaro vs. Naruto is the equivalent of fighting 50 toddlers. Kiba uses his dumb brain and his dumb dog and ends up probably bleeding out in a river. Shikamaru, however, deserves a round of applause for his powerful jazz brain. 

Hot new Orochimaru just dropped, which we are very happy for because dude was literally melting in the least sexy anime shower of all time. Kimimaro rolls in and shows us his SWEET BONES and we are sorry for messing up his name, he is extraordinary and not a pervert.

Dom learns that she doesn't need to be the one for her to step on you. Kt crowns a new king atop the lovelist. Liam asks permission from the man upstairs to write fanfiction. Duncan has a complicated relationship with John Green. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 118-122, dubbed.

Dom's back baby, and we've entered Kakashi-based filler just in time for spring. Will this season be a Baby Kakashi Backstory Banger or more filler mucky-muck to wade through? Let's find out!

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The big taijutsu fight between Guy Sensei and Madara begins and we are sooooo worried (we are not) about Guy dying (he won’t), so we give Madara a new nickname and personality (DJ of Death). 

Does the Sage of the Six Paths watch all of his reincarnated enemies-to-lovers sons do the… fanfiction stuff? What do Sakura and Obito talk about in the hell dimension? Why’d they draw Kabuto like that? 

This episode covers episodes 418-421 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. 

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Unfortunately, we've collectively said "I'm In Hell" so many times with this show that those words have lost all meaning. We see the final bit of Obito's backstory, and then inexplicably get dumped into Akatsuki Formation Era as Yahiko and Konan flirt a little and meet an unhinged Uchiha.

Sorry this was late, I forgot it was Thursday. Help me learn temporal awareness by signing up for our Patreon and yelling at us in Discord!

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Thank you for coming along with us everyone, we will never watch Naruto again.

It's definitely Madara this time probably, and we talk about it a lot, and we feel like we know him a lot more and our opinions all change for sure. BUT IF THAT'S MADARA THEN WHO'S UNDER THE MASK???????????? 

If we say anything weird this week it's part of our Justin Roiland impression. 

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This covers episodes 320-323 of Naruto: Shippuden, wubba lubba dub dubbed.

Another week where filler rules, and literally for what? 

A circus-coded duo steal Naruto's identity, Temari fights Konohamaru, Dom falls in love, and Shino has a training arc. We also talk about basketball, conspiracies theories, and shifting. You know, regular Believe It! stuff. 

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Hey Believe It! teens, welcome to the MacBook retrieval arc -- the one where Dom's laptop leaves us for Orochimaru and who knows when we'll get it back. We're only about 30 episodes into Shippuden so honestly we have no clue. While we're in technology limbo, we didn't want to leave you hanging. So, here's an exclusive episode FROM THE VAULT, BABY. 

The hosts watch Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow. Liam comes up with some much-needed improvements for ninja locomotives. Dom is validated when Sakura gets to make an impact on the story. KT gets about five seconds of young Kakashi and you can probably guess what that does to her brain. 

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Thanks everyone for your patience, we should be back on track real soon! 

Too many nuggies! Naruto resumes his training in order to switch his chakra nature, and we see our first glimpse of the new Akatsuki duo, Hidan and Kakazu. We are gifted one more episode of filler as Ichiraku Ramen Shop stops selling ramen. 

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In this episode of Believe It! we ditch the filler and get to the good stuff. Naruto and Sasuke have a hugely irresponsible fight on top of a hospital. Sasuke is down horrendous and chooses to follow the dark path of the Gucci belt. Sakura confesses her love for Sasuke, begs him not to leave, and cringes out the whole podcast. 

Kakashi is, once again, a great dad. Shikamaru gets promoted to Chunin, which begs the question: is Team 10 the best team in Naruto? Duncan gives the other hosts a simp intervention. Everyone learns and grows from it, surprisingly. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 107-109, dubbed.

2022 has rolled around and our Believe It! contracts has expired, so Dom has gone on strike while he re-negotiates terms. His demands? No more making fun of Sakura, everyone stop talking over each other so he can edit the show easier, and each co-host needs to publicly acknowledge that he could actually pull off Pain's look better than Pain does. Anyway, while our lawyers get things sorted out, the rest of us talk about our experiences with Naruto so far.

Welcome to Sasuke!!! A Naruto Podcast, where the hosts have finally finished OG Naruto! The gang get a great send-off with some surprisingly good Naruto filler. Naruto gets a new beautiful boyfriend. Gaara briefly navigates the education field before fighting dicksword. Ok, there was still some bad filler.

Duncan didn’t deserve to be blocked #freebelieveit. Liam is a Kony defender. Kt’s trying to avoid the cookies. Dom walks the fine line between “sheesh, women” and “women… sheesh!”

#ShippudenSummer begins next Thursday! Please spam that hashtag on all of your favourite summer activities and fire fits for the community to see! 

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We're off the boat! We polish off two more episodes of filler, and then Naruto finally begins his training by Killer Bee. More Kakashi/Gai/Yamato drama ensues. I wonder what Sasuke's up to... 

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We enter a fresh new filler hell because this arc is 18 EPISODES LONG, SURPRISE!!!

Tsunade wrote Jiraiya's book for this excellent dream within a dream where the kids are all 12 again and Minato is alive and the Hyuga eyes are more valuable.

If the show is allowed to imagine whatever they want for this long then we can do chalkra talkra and pretend the Sannin and Dan are at a house party and make excellent jokes about Joe Biden fighting the resurrected former presidents. 

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This episode of Believe It! is much like Kakashi and Lee's comas - a "mental trauma only" type thing! 

The hosts discuss some extremely stacked episodes of Naruto: Itachi and Kakashi face off, we finally get Sasuke's tragic backstory, and Itachi and Sasuke finally have their long-awaited showdown... which only adds pain to Sasuke's No Good Dirty Rotten Week. 

Kt bids you welcome to Itachi-world. Liam surprisingly hates Itachi the most out of everyone, and comes in hot with the fantheories. Dom continues to create his own Tsukuyomi nightmare realms for hosts and listeners alike by editing this podcast. 

Luckily, there's no Orochimaru this week. Hope that'll last! 

This covers episodes 82 - 85 of Naruto, dubbed.

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In this episode of Believe It!, the hosts watch the last round of the Chunin exams. After a brief chat about all the cursed Naruto merch to sift through this holiday season, there’s an uncharacteristically serious discussion about Edgy Neji’s tragic backstory and his reasons for being (sad).  

It quickly gives way to Choji’s Chip Corner, Uchiha eye transplant jutsu, and “my dad can turn your dad's brain into mush.”   Dom has a complicated relationship with Japan. Kt has a worse diet that Naruto. Liam and Duncan bury a hatchet.   

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This covers episodes 60-64 of Naruto, dubbed.

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The hosts witness Team 7’s first encounter with child-murder-soldier-ninja Zabuza, spitball ideas for a way cooler Naruto, and ponder the ever-important question: what’s a bingo book?

Liam’s a contrarian bitch; Kt simply isn’t watching the same show. Drink every time we call Haku beautiful. Let’s go wild! 

This episode covers Naruto episodes 8-10, dubbed.

Trigger Warning: At minute 45, Believe It! cast talks about Orochimaru's toe length for a while. Please listen at your own risk. 

Believe It! is back and ready to burst on the haters! In this episode, we cover the aftermath of the Naruto/Gaara fight and the assault on Leaf Village. Duncan reveals his Akatsuki-apologism with nonstop Itachi simpin', as the rest of the cast falls in love with Cooler Sasuke. Kt can't move past episode 12, as an unsuspecting character returns to her love list. 

This covers Naruto Episodes 78 - 81, dubbed. 

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Banger episodes abound as Zetsu clones lead to some fun Naruto episodes, but that doesn't stop us from talking about ants, baby Steve Irwin, Among Us, or Versingetorix. 

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He's dead! He's finally dead! Sasuke vs. Danzo concludes in thrilling fashion. Karin is lightning-bolted. Sakura shows up, ready for lies. **** Danzo!

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Shoutouts to all our bingly sprangly blingo blorbos. We talk about Danzo in the Five Kage Summit, Sasuke being too far gone, and Naruto (the boy, not the show) being cringe (well, also maybe the show). 

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Tune into this episode of Believe It! and listen as the hosts recount a fever dream that they shared. There’s just no way these were real episodes of the television program Naruto. Topics discussed include: Sasuke’s dino chicken nuggets, Professional Japanese Animator Jeremy, and the cave — you know, the Phil Collins cave. 

Duncan makes a GOOD JOKE and definitely DOES NOT threaten treason. Dom becomes Sasuke in more ways than one. Liam is so happy that his cohosts are down so, so bad.   

Drink every time someone sighs, groans, whimpers, or admits to having blacked out while watching the episodes this week! (Actually really don’t do this. Believe It! is not liable if you do something you regret).

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This covers Naruto episodes 101-106, dubbed.

More Madara/Hashirama backstory this week, right before returning to the present where Kakashi and Obito are about to unpack some trauma. Sasuke has another new (old) snake team. Tsunade is still cut in half oh no.

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MORE FILLER, HOORAY! We creep closer to the end of this filler arc like a reanimated dirt man, as five completely separate plot threads start and resolve within five episodes. There are zombies, another battle between Naruto and The Hussy, and the show really tries to make "Danzo" work. Stop trying to make "Danzo" work. 

... But hey, Bluebird is still a banger! 

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This week’s episode of Believe It! covers the Neji vs Spiderman fight. There’s spider butts and sticky spider silk and Neji doesn’t die. As it turns out, that’s not quite enough to fill an episode, so the hosts also touch on some other franchises, free of charge, because you deserve it. 

Whiplash warning and Super Mario Odyssey spoilers. There’s some Shikamaru speculation including the fact that maybe his mom wrote 12 Rules for Life. 

Dom is a Saiyan with alcohol. Duncan and Liam agree on something. Kt has a Naruto thought. We all share a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon and discuss our post-timeskip hopes and dreams because there’s no way we aren’t living through a filler arc right now… right? 

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This covers Naruto episodes 115-117, dubbed.

We've finished the Kakashi backstory arc, but also a new Zelda game is out.

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This week on Believe It! is a doozy as the hosts get comfortable in the New Believe It! Studios with some fun new additions to the pod (wow)! We meet a mega pervert croptop artist named D̶o̶m̶ Sai, the new Team 7 squad leader Yamato, and are introduced to two of the most bizarre vibes we've ever seen with Danzo and Tobi. 

Seriously, what is going on. 

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Remember when we pulled a prank and did a Haikyuu episode and you've all been begging for us to watch it for 3 years?

The Stuff Podcast S1: Hit It Til It Breaks is live now, with new episodes coming every week.

We WON'T BE POSTING HERE ANY MORE!!! Go follow the new show to keep up with Kt, Duncan, and Liam as we talk about volleyball (for now) and whatever comes next.

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Thanks for listening and coming with us on this ride!

The immediate aftermath of the first round of the Chunin Exams leaves the hosts feeling existential, but the Pervy Sage Jiraiya quickly becomes their entire reason for living. The whole gang finally unanimously love Naruto Uzumaki, who apparently just needed to ditch half of the cast of the show and adopt another father to reach his full potential. Liam takes the cast on the strangest (holiest) derailment yet. Kt ships Gaara and The Moon (who is a "she"). 

This episode covers Naruto Episodes 51-54, dubbed. 

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In Naruto this week, we wrap up? the first? half? of the Jiraiya YA fanfiction arc. The Sasori 100 puppets fight happens again in this universe. The Masked Man is revealed to be Neji's father, and a village gets blown up. You're definitely following the plot and all of these words make sense to you, right? 

Anyway, we do more Dan slander while Tsunade gets drunk, unpack some more dreamworld perceptions, and discuss a completely hypothetical jacket theft. 

This covers Naruto Shippuden episodes 437-440, dubbed.  

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This week on Believe It!, the hosts address some truly problematic Naruto filler, tackling toxic diet culture and issues with the justice system. Also, International Superhits, Punk-o-Rama, and Europop. 

Get a sneak peek trip to the Shores of Shippuden Summer where the monkeys serve you drinks and the birds call you names. Liam puts on his glasses and boosts the overall intelligence on the podcast. Duncan immediately lowers it with the worst hypothetical question that man has ever asked. Kt offers entry-level bounty hunter jobs. Dom wishes he was that dough. 

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This covers the god-forsaken Naruto episodes 159-168, dubbed.

After the deaths of Naruto and Sasuke, we revisit Konoha of yesteryear for a filler Chunin Exam!

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Welcome back to Believe It! where we're back to the opening scene of Naruto Shippuden! Team Kakashi finally find Sasuke, who is stronger than they ever could have thought after being a bad roommate to a pervert and a doctor. 

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We literally can't believe he's back. 

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Alright stoners and weedheads light up and LISTEN:

No Naruto this week but we like hanging out and making podcasts so please enjoy this mistake we made. :-)

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Hey y'all! 

Apologies for no new episode this week, we had a couple of life interruptions, but we didn't want to leave you totally hanging, so this is a teaser trailer / sneak peak at a new project we've been working on for the spooky season... 

Episode 1 coming October 10, 2022. 

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This week’s episode of Believe It! covers some Anko backstory (feat. a mermaid), a snotty rich kid, a classic doppelgänger mission for the worst ninja in the village, and Kt’s new favourite episode of Naruto.

Liam’s brain is empty and spiteful. Dom is looking for his butt queen. Kt almost explains one whole episode. The feds show up and Duncan has a panic attack. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 169-177, dubbed.

The war is finally upon us. Nasty snake man Kabuto has resurrected an army for Madara (and has a brave new look), Gaara is the War King of The Free World, and Konan's death has Dom devastated. 

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Welcome back to Believe It! filler hours. Naruto is killing time on missions looking for bugs and exterminating a cult. The hosts are coping fabulously in sing-song. 

Do the Seven Ninja Swordsmen Of The Mist have a type? Is Hinata a very brave ninja, aux-cord DJ, or lifelong barista? Will Temtem be the first character to commit a war crime? How exactly did Boruto get Fox DNA in him? 

Liam spits bug facts. Duncan never stops defending his waifu. Dom blows everyone’s little baby brains. Kt is a sadge Sag. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 148-158, dubbed. Too many episodes!

Haven't we done enough? 

Gurren and Naruto fight and are eaten by the Three Tails, hopefully bringing us one step closer to the conclusion of this trainwreck of an arc. Brinji has gone rogue. Liam finally gives us his theory about the Uchiha. Dom is watching Boruto (but skipping the Naruto parts). Duncan is confirmed not Italian. 

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In this week’s episode of Believe It!, the hosts ponder friendship, murder, and mangekyo logistics as the fight between Naruto and Sasuke begins. Who tops? Is Sasuke mid? Could tsukuyomi work on smooth orange brain? 

Kt and Dom get ready to awaken their mangekyo sharingans while Duncan and Liam argue about Uchiha clan politics. The one thing we can agree on: AUAB. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 128-131, powerfully dubbed.

Some real Plot is happening in Shippuden now that there's 40 episodes left. Luckily, we have Kishimoto on the show this week to chat about why he made some of these special authorial decisions.

We've finally been introduced to the real Big Bad Guy, so we have some thoughts about past villains in Naruto and the chain of command that they follow and who is actually awesome and who we wish the best for in Boruto. 

Aliens in the mall, aliens in Naruto, aliens in our actual real lives. 

This covers episodes 456-59 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. 

*Parody *In Minecraft/Roblox/Overwatch 2

Team Guy triumphs over their clones by being stronger than they were yesterday (wow!). Sakura gets some snake-based intel from the dying puppet man. The hosts imagine what's going on back in Orochimaru's hideout, and pick fights with just about everybody.

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In the most unhinged episode of C̶r̶u̶i̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶W̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶M̶y̶ ̶N̶a̶k̶a̶m̶a̶ Believe It! yet, the hosts descend into insanity, chipping away at Duncan's will to live like an Orochimaru curse mark. Liam writes fan-fiction on air, Kt's lovelist gets a last-minute shakeup from a returning Kakashi, and Dom can't stop talking about Adam Sandler. 

This episode covers Naruto Episodes 33-37, dubbed. 

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Join us as we dive deep into the life and times of Danzo. How did he get to the top of all of Konoha's government and military structure? What do those sharingan eyes do when no-one's looking? Who is he without Sarutobi Third Hokage's love? 

Itachi is a cat, Sasuke is an unknowable blob. 

Take a shot every time you hear Duncan sigh like he wants his life to be over immediately and you'll feel 10% as bad as he did on this day. We are terrible guests at parties. Liam is short. 

This covers episodes 453-55 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. 

Uh oh, the Naruto filler is... good? 

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You know what's worse than a Mecha Naruto filler arc? Regular Naruto. We return to the war arc, where we discuss the show losing the entire plot... unlike HBO's The Idol, airing every Sunday at 9PM EST.

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ONE LAST FLASHBACK CAN WE GET A SALUTE o7 

It's baby backstory power hour which is not what we signed up for but we make the best of it. Remembering Jiraiya, appreciating young Orochimaru, thinking respectfully about Tsunade (as always). 

Witness our great big brains talk about riding dinosaurs and bug facts trauma dump. 

This covers episodes 480-83 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. 

Bonus: What do we do after Naruto? Will you pay us 1000 dollars to watch High School DxD?

Ok, maybe we were wrong about filler being good... 

Naruto has a mysterious illness and needs to be vaccinated (sound familiar?), Tenten leads a squad, a team of animals rock Lee’s skull, and then SakuInoNar go on a mission to save Lee’s spinal column.   

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It's over for him.

Welcome to Believe It! A Naruto SpeedrunCast Pod, where we are once again trapped in a toady filler hell. The gang fights the worst group of villains maybe ever; a child says "home is where somebody still thinks of you" 800 times; Naruto farts. Is that everything? 

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Kakashi and Obito finally have their emotional fight - which is unfortunate because we just saw Spot vs. Miles Morales who showed us what a fight with a Hole-Man could really be like. Sasuke has returned, is unimpressed by war, and wants to be Hokage. Orochimaru is out doing sidequests.

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I'm going to level with you right now, I'm pretty drunk and not much happened these episodes. Orochimaru is still the worst. Kabuto is an AB blood type. The hosts go to war with the Zodiac, Meyers-Briggs, and numerology. 

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Finally. Finally! Grab your surfboard, hit the waves, because at long last it’s #ShippudenSummer! The hosts are back with the first few episodes of Naruto: Shippuden! Nardo’s back after years of training (looking buff and cool and hot), and it seems like Gaara might be in trouble as two new Akatsuki make their move. Duncan can't wait for the hosts to be ~400 episodes deeper into this series. Liam knows exactly what Diedara sculpts with (this isn't even a bit, he just knows). Kt can’t believe Sasori might be ugly actually? Dom finally feels gratified being a Sakura stan now that she moves mountains with her fists. Be sure to use the #ShippudenSummer hashtag for all your dope Summer 2021 activities, and make some new Believe It! pals along the way! — Ahhhhhhhhhhaaaa! Made you look, subscribe to our Patreon, gimme gimme.  patreon.com/believeit

Hey everyone! We're back from our hiatus and using our newfound holiday cheer to get through the War Arc of Naruto Shippuden. Lots of things happen this week , for example there is a clam. The Sound Four return, only to leave us on oe of the wilder Naruto cliffhangers when everyone is sent to hell.

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Oh wow!

This week, the Believe It! hosts learn that Naruto is so bad for your eyes. Between puppets, bugs, and half-transformed demon Gaara, it’s really not worth looking. Duncan gets to talk about the plot of Naruto for one full minute. Does Dom just know the whole Pokédex? Should you ever send an Orochimaru gif to a lover? Did Kt miss an opportunity to say “Gaara-goyle” and decide to just write it here instead?  

We finally see Gaara's tragic backstory, which almost makes up his current-story grossness. Everyone loves Temari a lot. Sasuke’s Chidori brings out the worst in us, and we are mostly (not) sorry about that. Finally, Naruto and Sakura join the fight. 

Somewhere out there, Orochimaru and Sarotobi are still fighting. 

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This covers Naruto episodes 74-77, dubbed. 

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We finally get a villainous exposition dump from Madara-Tobi-Obito-Danzo about Itachi's true intentions, prompting Sasuke to have an incredibly normal and regular reaction. 

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Naruto saves the day, Sakura stacks another L, and Sasuke has spammed his eyes so hard that he went blind. Naruto Shippuden, ladies and gentlemen. Karin discovers Sasuke sucks, and the hosts discuss completely regular things like Kishimoto going to lunch and The Jar.

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Sakura and Ino pay Sasuke a visit in the hospital, only to be blessed with finding Lee instead. Naruto lives out his (Dom's?) perfect day before the ultimate test from Jiraiya. The entire cast ends up in the hospital for your new favourite horror film starring Gaara, and watch the longest monologue known to Naruto. Liam still has beef with the logistics of the Sand Village's plan; Dom muses that Gaara's walls of sand might be ~emotional~. 

Last but not least, Kt receives a special on-air birthday gift from a very special (avenger) person! A big thanks and shoutout to Yuri Lowenthal (the English voice of Sasuke), who you can find and book on Cameo! Just in time for the holidays!

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Hey guys, we’re back. The show is going to look a little different and we’re still figuring things out, but lots is the same: we are thinking about scientific inaccuracies in Naruto and talking about bug smells, piss, and warm beer.

Duncan is holding us hostage to watch the rest of the second Chunin exam arc — you know the one. It’s Liam’s time to shine with some YouTube lore. Kt got kicked in the head by a horse every single year and it shows.

Some housekeeping, if you don't quite make it to the end of the episode:

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This episode (kind of, mostly, in a way) covers episodes 402-413 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed.

It’s done. We have effectively completed the plot of Naruto. Somehow still not done the show though.

The two boys wrestle, Kt’s prophecy comes true, we get ready for our victory lap in the last few weeks of the show.