Beef And Dairy Network (MaximumFun.org)

Natasha Hodgson, Stevie Martin, Amy Gledhill and Daniel Rigby join in this week as we meet Milky Man.

Written by Natasha Hodgson

Editing and sound design by Andy Goddard

Episode art by Tom Crowley

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A Bad Gut Feeling / Experia 

Claustrophobia / Lennon Hutton

Merry-Go-Round-And-Round / The Fly Guy Five

Still Rivals / Dream Cave

Over the Fence / Roots and Recognition

Mike Bubbins, Tom Bell, Amy Mason and Alasdair Satchel join in for this episode in which we respond to the alarming rise in beef burglaries in the past year.

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Natasha Hodgson, Henry Widdicombe, Tom Crowley, Mike Wozniak, Lucy Farrett, Tim Bick and Hal Lublin join us as we say goodbye to Bimpsie.

By Benjamin Partridge, Natasha Hodgson, Henry Widdicombe, Tom Crowley and Mike Wozniak.

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Henry Paker, Lucy Farrett and Mike Wozniak join in for this episode, in which we speak to Michael Banyan, who has returned to the UK after his period of exile in Spain.

By Benjamin Partridge and Henry Paker

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Cody Dahler and Tom Neenan join is this month as we hear from professional diver, Nicholas Summers.

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Small Strokes / Martin Gauffin

Circling Sky / Moon Craters

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Lloyd Langford, Monica Gaga, Chris Cantrill and Nic Redman join in as we find out all about shocking levels of Bovine TB in the UK.

By Benjamin Partridge, Lloyd Langford, Monica Gaga and Chris Cantrill. Thanks to Nic Redman.

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Kevin Eldon joins in for this episode in which we speak to Professor Colin Plenty from the British Farming Rare Breeds Society about the recent sighting of the rare pygmy cow. 
 By Benjamin Partridge, Kevin Eldon and everyone who phoned the Beef and Dairy Network answerphone. Thanks to Gemma Arrowsmith. 
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Matt Lees and Gareth Gwynn join in for this episode, in which we visit the International Beef Library and play an original copy of the videogame Beefy Boy.

By Benjamin Partridge, Matt Lees and Gareth Gwynn.

Includes music by Ozzed (Ozzed.net) licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Chris Cantrill, Amy Gledhill, Anna Leong Brophy, Tom Crowley, Tom Neenan, Nadia Kamil, Mike Wozniak and Linnea Sage join in this month for a live show which took place at London Agrimedia Con 2023. 

WATCH THE LIVE SHOW RECORDING WITH YOUR EYES HERE: https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29410/29414

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Evening Melodrama Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Henry Paker joins in for this episode which features an interview with Bovine Poet Laureate, Michael Banyan. We also hear some of your letters on the topic of cows’ eyes.

By Benjamin Partridge and Henry Paker. Thanks to Beth Eyre.

Lid Licker poem by Rob Auton (www.robauton.co.uk) with original music by Timothy Tate (www.timothy-tate.com)

Music:

“Introspection” by Eric Matyas

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Bilal Zafar and Esyllt Sears join in this month as we speak to the CEO of the Beef Marketing Board.

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Venice Gondolas / Trabant 33

Lost Lovers' Theme / Bonn Fields

A Dream Lost / Bonn Fields

Matt Apodaca and Tom Neenan join in this week as we hear about a new company rolling out hot pie vending machines across America. 

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Soul of America / Roy Edwin Williams

Truck Drivin Guitar / Roy Edwin Williams

Happy Trails / Erik Fernholm

John-Luke Roberts, Mike Shephard, Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker, Louise Robb and Linnea Sage join us this month to find out about live light entertainment stalwarts, the Beef Brigade.

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Lindy Hop / Vendla

Baroque Hornpipe / Traditional

Catch Up / Falcon Dives

Gentle Dreams / Sight Of Wonders

A Way Of Life / Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen

Henry Paker and Theresa Thorn join in for this episode, an exclusive interview with Michael Banyan, the former bovine poet laureate who mysteriously disappeared earlier this year.

By Benjamin Partridge and Henry Paker. Thanks to Theresa Thorn.

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Tickets for Beef And Dairy Live in London on 16 Sept 2017: http://bit.ly/beefanddairylive

Mike Wozniak, Linnea Sage and Tom Neenan join us this month as we go deep on cow shaving. Should they be shaved smooth for the summer?

LIVE SHOW TICKETS - LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL 2024:

In-hall tickets: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-2/

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Ancient Italian Church / Trabant 33

Standoff / Nylonia

A Day At The Circus / Stationary Sign

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Because it's #maxfundrive, here's an extra episode made up of recordings of the "Ask A Vet" section from our live shows recorded in 2019.

Thanks to Mike Wozniak.

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Freya Parker and Daniel Rigby join in for this episode, which provides a guide to buying a bull.

By Benjamin Partridge, Freya Parker and Daniel Rigby.

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Natasha Hodgson, Cariad Lloyd, Tom Neenan, Mike Wozniak, Linus Karp and Tim Bick join in for this episode which looks at a worrying trend revealed by the 2020 agricultural workplace injury statistics.

By Benjamin Partridge, Natasha Hodgson, Cariad Lloyd, Tom Neenan, Mike Wozniak, Linus Karp. Thanks to Tim Bick.

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Mike Bubbins and Ed Gamble join in as we find out how Eli Roberts has been getting on with his chimpanzee security guards.

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Music credits courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com :

Rune Dale / A Call From The Wild

Sleeping Vines / I Belong

Trevor Kowalski / Calm Above Clouds

August Wilhelmsson / Appeased Soundscape

Philip Ayers - Global Impact

Jessica Ransom, George Fouracres, Michael Clarke, Henry Paker, Mike Wozniak and Linnea Sage join us this week as we look back over the biggest news stories from 2024. Co-written with Helen Price.

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Sommarpsalm / Traditional

An Abyss of Sadness / Jon Bjork

Ain't Gonna Change (Instrumental Version) / House Of Say

Miles Jupp, Mike Wozniak and Greig Johnson join in for this episode in which we hear about William Hester’s plan to popularize the traditional English sport of hogball. 

By Benjamin Partridge, Miles Jupp, Mike Wozniak and Greig Johnson.

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Adam Courting, Gemma Arrowsmith, Tom Crowley, Stefan Ashton Frank, Hal Lublin, Linnea Sage, Mike Wozniak and Dave Cribb join in this month as we learn about the future of genetically modified meat animals.

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Tom Crowley joins in this month as we hear about how Timothy Van Lindqvist lost his cow. We also premiere a new track from Paul Paul to celebrate the announcement of his first major tour of the USA.

By Benjamin Partridge and Tom Crowley with thanks to Rhodri Viney.

Music: “Butter Making” Lyrics by Benjamin Partridge, music written and performed by Rhodri Viney.

"Eventide: Nocturne", "Eventide: Reverie" and "Eventide: Remembrance" by Roman Benedict.

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Rachel Parris, Shivani Thussu, Tom Neenan and Nigel Crowle join in for this episode in which we react to the latest UK Meat Attitudes Survey, which shows a marked increase in the use of lamb amongst young professionals.

By Benjamin Partridge, Shivani Thussu, Rachel Parris, Tom Neenan and Nigel Crowle.

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Jason Mantzoukas, Natasha Hodgson, Jesse Thorn, Lucy Farrett and Tim Bick join in as we give the podcast a revamp and interview one of the most famous artists and futurists working today.

By Benjamin Partridge, Jason Mantzoukas, Natasha Hodgson and Lucy Farrett. Thanks to Jesse Thorne and Tim Bick.

Tim Bick’s voiceover webpage is here: https://timbickvoiceover.co.uk

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The first in a new mini-series from the Beef And Dairy Network.

“Life is a struggle, life is dog eat dog. Right? I will eat a dog. I have eaten a dog.”

By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Bubbins, Melangell Dolma, Chris Corcoran, Nadia Kamil and Rhodri Viney. Thanks to Hal Lublin and Tom Crowley.

Music credit: Oh Holy Night Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Henry Paker joins us for this episode in which we speak to former bovine poet laureate Michael Banyan, who has started his own podcast.

By Benjamin Partridge and Henry Paker. Thanks to Hal Lublin and Angela Sullivan.

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Beef And Dairy Network Podcast is supporting the global climate strike on Friday 20th September 2019, organised by Greta Thunberg and the UK Student Climate Network.

We speak to Gary Burglar, head of sales at Mitchell's Europe, about an exclusive discount offer for Network members.

Thanks to Tom Neenan.

Find out more at https://globalclimatestrike.net

It’s the Beef And Dairy Network’s 75th birthday. To celebrate, we take a look back into our archive with the help of new B&DN archivist Alex Neon. 
 By Benjamin Partridge, Gareth Gwynn, Nadia Kamil, Tom Crowley, Molly Beth White, Tom Neenan and Sarah Thom. Thanks to Mike Bubbins and Hal Lublin. 
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A taster of a new BBC podcast mini-series from Beef and Dairy Network creator Benjamin Partridge.

To listen to more Ray Moss, subscribe to BBC Radio 1's Kench podcast: https://podcasts.files.bbci.co.uk/p061rg3q.rss

Nick Offerman joins in for this episode in which we speak to celebrity adventurer Tusk Henderson about the recent revelations about his personal and professional lives.

By Benjamin Partridge and Nick Offerman.

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Dave Cribb, Mike Wozniak, Nadia Kamil and Tawny Newsome join us for this live episode, recorded at this year's London Agrimedia Con.

By Benjamin Partridge, Dave Cribb, Mike Wozniak, Nadia Kamil and Tawny Newsome.

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Andy Daly joins in for this episode in which we speak to Roy Gluck Jr., the CEO of fast food restaurant Burgers Barrel, about the difficulties the company is having trying to open a restaurant in the UK.

By Benjamin Partridge and Andy Daly.

Music:

Teddy Bear Waltz Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Maggie Nolan join in for this episode which investigates the growing trend for the children of farmers to give up their inheritance and leave farming behind. 

Tickets for our live show on Sunday 18th September 2022 can be bought here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-live/

Streaming tickets: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/online-beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-live/

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Organized Chaos/ Arthur benson

Cheese and Crackers / Arthur Benson

Jim & The Umbrella / Mike Franklyn

Cariad Lloyd, Mike Wozniak and Elis James join in for this episode which looks at a success story arising from Beef Encounters, our beef and dairy industry focused dating app.

By Benjamin Partridge, Cariad Lloyd, Mike Wozniak and Elis James. Thanks to Mark Turetsky.

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Chris Cantrill, Amy Gledhill and Tom Crowley join in this Beefhead month as we catch up with Kenny, Yvonne and Talbot the megababy. Also, actor Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay launches his new Beefhead song.

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Stiff Competition / Martin Klem

Burlesque / Traditional

Sunil Patel, Henry Paker, Karólína Vigdís, Louise Robb and Hester L.C. (@hesmygirl) join in this month as we concentrate on some great British business successes. 

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Hampus Naeselius / Days Of Hope

Beth Granville, Linnea Sage, Mike Shephard, Gareth Gwynn, Madi Savage and Matt Apodaca join in this month as we present Cattle College, a whistle-blowing documentary about the Wyoming Cattle College of the Internet.

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Coal Miner's Reel / River Run Dry

Tapped Out / Jerry Lacey

Dust Bowl - Walt Adams

Question Mark / Dream Cave

My Sombrero For Your Gun / Sight Of Wonders

Lost Tales of Catalonia / Daniel Kaede

Third Wheelin' / Jerry Lacey

Kyrie, Eleison / Silver Maple

Satellites / Ebb & Flod

Fear The Bull / Joe Barros

Return Home / Moorland Songs

National Anthem USA / National Anthem Worx

Epic Thoughts / Enid

Birdsong - They Dream By day

Western Wayne / Roy Edwin Williams

Air-Conditioned / Easy Wheelers

Mike Bubbins, Priya Hall, Chris Corcoran and Tom Crowley join in for this episode in which we hear from former slaughterman turned cult leader Eli Roberts about his return to his home town.

By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Bubbins, Priya Hall and Chris Corcoran. Thanks to Tom Crowley.

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“K2”

“Submerging Blue-Black

By Podington Bear

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Matthew Crosby, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tom Crowley join in for this episode in which we talk to a priest whose views about the life of Jesus threaten to turn Christianity on its head. We also hear about the seemingly unstoppable progress of the Church Of Eli.

By Benjamin Partridge, Matthew Crosby, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tom Crowley.

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Ed Gamble, Mike Bubbins and John Rutledge join in for this episode which features an interview with Phillip Seastram, formerly of the Food Standards Agency, and Eli Roberts, who has started a new venture.

By Benjamin Partridge, Ed Gamble, Mike Bubbins and John Rutledge.

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Music:

“Waves Of Intensity” “Light Touch” “Pink Gradient”

Podington Bear

soundofpicture.com

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Paul F. Tompkins, Mike Shephard and Max Davis join in this week as we speak to Queen Elizabeth II's personal beef sommellier, her man-at-beef.

TICKET LINK FOR LIVE SHOW AT LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL ON SEPTEMBER 16 2023:

Live-stream tickets: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/online-streaming-beef-and-dairy

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Seven Daughters / Fabien Tell

National Anthem United Kingdom / National Anthem Worx

The Garden Repertoire / Francis Wells

Deep South / Biddy Sullivan

Ringing In My Head / Coma Svensson

Lending Your Time / Jonatan Molberg

Flower Market / Fabien Tell

Conquer The Battle 5 / Fredrik Ekstrom

Beyond The Ponds / Francis Wells

Sadn News / Emily Rubye

Marek Larwood, Mike Wozniak, Matthew Crosby, Clarissa Maycock and Tom Crowley join in as we find out about an exciting new scheme to breed a new kind of cow.

By Benjamin Partridge, Marek Larwood, Mike Wozniak, Matthew Crosby, Clarissa Maycock. Thanks to Tom Crowley.

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Josie Long, Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley and Martin Austwick join in for this month’s episode, which was recorded live in front of an audience at the London Agriculture Festival.

By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Wozniak, Josie Long and Martin Austwick with thanks to Tom Crowley.

Music:

Dreams Become Reality Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0(http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/)

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Tom Parry, Mike Wozniak, Catherine Brinkworth, Nadia Kamil and Rob Gilroy join us to look back on last year's disastrous Beefhead Ball. We also sing a traditional Beefhead carol.

By Benjamin Partridge, Tom Parry, Mike Wozniak, Catherine Brinkworth, Nadia Kamil and Rob Gilroy.

Sammy Dobson and Antonis Vlavo join in this month as we talk to a lollypop lady about her encounter with the angelic Agnes.

Streaming tickets for upcoming live show on Saturday 14th September: https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/30528/30529

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Returning Memories / Erasmus Talbot

Aegean Sea / George Prolopiou

Feel So Lucky (Instrumental Version) / Cody Francis

Neil Delamere, Katie Elin-Salt, Tom Burgess, Chris Cantrill, Elis James and Lotte Betts-Dean join in as we learn about a growing phenomenon that is blighting the dating world: beef fishing.

Tickets for our live show on 11 September 2021

In-theatre: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-3/

Livestream: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-11-9/

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Music credits courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com :

Martin Klem / A Look Inside

Jakob Ahlbom / Fracture

The Fly Guy Five / Upbeat Flat Feet

Sage Ourseler / Sinister Passage

Gavin Luke / So Many Secrets

August Wilhemlsson / Moving Area

Gerard Frankloin / When The Ending Comes

Dream Cave / A Subtle Mind

Trabant 33 / Day Of The Hopeful

Christophe Gomma / Little Idea

Line Neesgaard / Still Feel For You

Amy Hoggart joins us as we get involved in the UK Flora And Fauna Trust’s “Field Hour” event.

By Benjamin Partridge, Amy Hoggart, Tom Crowley and Tom Neenan. Thanks to Alasdair Satchel.

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Mike Wozniak and Henry Paker join in as we find out about an attempt to remove Michael Banyan's cow face.

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Music credits courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com :

Erasmus Talbot / When Hope Returns

Fredrick Ekstom / Close Combat

John Bjork / A Moment To Myself

Riverworn / Backing Tracks

Mike Wozniak, Susan Harrison, Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith  and Lucy Farrett join in this month as your host celebrates his hundredth episode.

Also thanks to Linnea Sage, Amy Mason, Matthew Crosby, Josie Long, Stevie Martin, Natasha Hodgson and Chris Cantrill.

TICKET LINK FOR LIVE SHOW AT LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL ON SEPTEMBER 16 2023:

Live-stream tickets: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/online-streaming-beef-and-dairy

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Turning Strings Into Hawsers / Christian Andersen

Gone Before You Know / Riverworn

Sad For Now / Claude SIgnet

Quarks In The Cosmos / Grant Newman

Chronicles Of A Mystic Dream / Grant Newman

Isy Suttie, Emily Lloyd-Saini and Anna Leong Brophy join in for this episode in which we grapple with the education system. Is the UK failing Tilly and Davey?

By Benjamin Partridge, Isy Suttie, Emily Lloyd-Saini and Anna Leong Brophy.

Nadia Kamil, Nigel Crowle, Tom Crowley, Clarissa Maycock, Mark Turetsky and many others join in for this episode in which we speak to the head of marketing for the Bovine Farmers' Union and find out how she's marketing beef on an intergalactic level.

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Susan Harrison, Graham Dickson and George Fouracres join in this month as we learn about artificial intelligence and the secret history of Shakespeare's plays.

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Music credits courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Prelude / Trevor Kowalski

A short message to tell you about a new podcast that Beef and Dairy network creator Benjamin Partridge is involved with, along with Mike Wozniak (Bob Trescothick) and Henry Paker (Michael Banyan) - Three Bean Salad. Find it here: https://pod.link/1564066507

Christine Nangle joins in for this episode, in which we speak to one of the winner's from last week's edition of Beef Call.

By Benjamin Partridge and Christine Nangle. Thanks to Tom Crowley and Geoff Lloyd.

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LIVE SHOW TICKETS FOR LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL ON SEPTEMBER 15th 2019: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-2/

Ted Danson, Susan Harrison, David Reed, Natasha Hodgson, Mark Turetsky and Linnea Sage join in for this episode in which we speak to the dentist at heart of the campaign to legalise the use of cow teeth in cosmetic dentistry.

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Mike Bubbins and Ed Gamble join in for the second part of this two-part saga. Eli Roberts. Chimps. Skullduggery.

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Music credits courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com :

Rune Dale / A Call From The Wild

Sleeping Vines / I Belong

Trevor Kowalski / Calm Above Clouds

Jojn Bjork / The Last Of Our Kind

Luella Gren / The Ghost Pirate Ship

Christogger Moe Ditlevsen / Born Sinister

Stephan Rozier / Daughter

Golden Anchor / Surrender To Madness

Dream Cave / Choirs Of War

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It’s episode 950 of Jumanji: CWS with Michael Banyan. This week's guest is actor Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay.

Thanks to Henry Paker and Tom Crowley.

Max Davis, Shivani Thussu, Anna Leong Brophy and Mike Wozniak join in for this episode which is an edition of Beef Call, the Network’s weekly live quiz webstream.

By Max Davis, Shivani Thussu, Anna Leong Brophy and Mike Wozniak. Thanks to Tom Crowley.

Music:

“60s Quiz Show” “Climbing The Mountain” “Gizmo” “Pure Swell” “Swollen Cloud” “Bit Rio”

Podington Bear

soundofpicture.com

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Stefan Ashton Frank, Rose Johnson and Susan Harrison tell the story of the Lord Of The Sun.

Music credits courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com:

Ambient Sun / Cerulean Skies

Abstractions / Aleph One

Aveny /  Roral Ceef

Wombat / Valante

Rose Matafeo, Tom Neenan, Jesse Thorn, Tom Crowley and Nigel Crowle join in this month for a lamb investigation documentary feature special.

By Benjamin Partridge, Rose Matafeo, Jesse Thorn, Tom Crowley and Nigel Crowle.

Music:

Wedding Etude #1 by Brett Van Donsel: brettvandonselmusic.com

“Dry Air” “B7 Bomber” “Memory Wind”

Podington Bear

soundofpicture.com

Celia Pacquola, Nadia Kamil and Tom Neenan join in for this month's episode in which we talk to Dr Sam Archer about how dangerous lamb really is before talking to Gina Craig, a resident of Boogoo Springs, South Australia, about how the world's first cow mayor is doing after 6 months in the job. 

By Benjamin Partridge, Tom Neenan and Celia Pacquola, with thanks to Nadia Kamil and David Mark.

Music:

“James”

Nick Jaina

needledrop.co

Audio: mansardian/Freesound.org

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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Matthew Crosby, Tom Burgess, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in for this episode as we hear about the latest developments from St Catherine's church in Bromley.

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Joyful Occasions / Ludvig Moulin

Prayer / Arvid Svenungsson

Ain't Gonna Change (Instrumental Version) / House Of Say

John Rutledge joins in this month as we catch up with Len Biro, the oldest milkman in the world.

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Before You Wake Up / Erik Fernholm

Miles Jupp joins in with this month's Rio special, recorded in Rio De Janeiro ahead of the Olympic games.

By Benjamin Partridge and Miles Jupp with thanks to Helen Zaltzmann, Mariana Maioline, Felipe Galvao, Vanessa Del Negri, Regina Souza, Marina De Menezes and Marcellus Lima. Also countless Brazilians on the answer phone.

Music: "At Dawn" by Dana Boule (www.danaboule.com)

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Marek Larwood, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join us this month as we speak to Barry Mizon of the Exotic Seeds Breeding Paddock to get an update on his progress towards breeding an "ultra cow".

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Aqua Flute / Osoku

Mike Wilmot and Mike Wozniak join in for this episode which features an interview with Canadian entrepreneur Michael “Frank” Franklinson, who has invented a new way to combine beef and dairy.

By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Wilmot and Mike Wozniak. Thanks to Mark Turetsky.

Music:

“Den” “Alphabet Soup” “Relinquish”

Podington Bear

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Sammy Dobson, Mike Wozniak, Max Davis, Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Cameron Smith join in this week as we get an update about our weekly live quiz livestream, Beef Call. 

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Mysteries Of The Forest/ Calm Shores

Music by Podington Bear:

“60s Quiz Show” “Climbing The Mountain” “Gizmo” “Pure Swell” “Bit Rio”

The second in a new mini-series from the Beef And Dairy Network.

“Why would a man from the south of Wales in his sixties come all the way to London with nothing but a train ticket and a lump hammer to kill a perfect stranger?”

By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Bubbins, Ed Gamble, Mike Wozniak, Gemma Arrowsmith, Tom Crowley, Sian Harries, Tom Neenan and Rhodri Viney.

Lola-Rose Maxwell, Clarissa Maycock and Mike Wozniak join in this week as we meet the winner of the 2020 Royal Suffolk Show's Touch The Bull competition.

Tickets for our live show on Sunday 18th September 2022 can be bought here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-live/

Streaming tickets: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/online-beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-live/

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Episode 35 – Professor James Harcombe

Mike Shephard joins in for this episode in which we speak to Professor James Harcombe, a military historian with a special interest in the contribution of cows in war.

By Benjamin Partridge and Mike Shephard.

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Linnea Sage, Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith, Tom Neenan, Rajiv Karia, Tim Bick, Hendrikje Alexis, Holly Watson and Madeleine Brettingham join in this month, where instead of a usual episode, we're giving you a sneak peak of our brand new daily news bulletin, the World Beef Bulletin.  

Music credits courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com :

Martin Klem / Trembling Hands

Jake Yapp, Amy Gledhill and Tom Neenan join in for this episode, in which we ask, can you have too much milk?

By Benjamin Partridge, Jake Yapp, Amy Gledhill and Tom Neenan. Thanks to Helen Zaltzman, Martin Austwick, Laura Grimshaw and Luke Doran for production help.

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Amy Gledhill, Chris Cantrill, Sean Morley, Tom Burgess, Jain Edwards, Nicola Redman and Natasha Hodgson join in for this episode in which we catch up with Yvonne Sampson, mother of Talbot the megababy.

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Mike Wozniak joins in for this month's episode in which we do some cooking with TV's “Mr Beef”, Cliff Trent-Roberts.

By Benjamin Partridge and Mike Wozniak.

Music:

“Morning Mist”

Brett Van Donsel

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John Rutledge joins in this month as we speak to someone who has just started a new career as a milkman despite being in his nineties.

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Nostalgia's Friend / Biddy Sullivan

Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley and Sian Harries join in for this episode which mark’s your host’s fiftieth in the host’s chair.

By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley and Sian Harries. Thanks to everyone who called the Beef And Dairy Network answerphone.

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Music:

“At Dawn” by Dana Boule (www.danaboule.com)

"Linen" "Daisy" "Cotton" "Ink" "Ginger" Podington Bear soundofpicture.com

Stevie Martin joins in this week as we meet the relationships consultant employed by the Bovine Farmers Union to try and improve the falling farmer birthrate. 

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Music credits courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Coffee Shop Date (instrumental) / Jaydan Talley

Hidden Path / Cerulean Skies

I Will Arise / Dream Cave 

Tom Neenan joins in this month as we ask Dr Sam Archer to bust some medical myths which are prevalent amongst beef and dairy industry workers.

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Dan Thomas, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tom Crowley join in this month as we hear about how the dairy industry is helping rehabilitate offenders.

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Mozart Piano Concerto No.23 / Mira Ma

Mystical Tension / Dream Cave

Mystery Evolving / Gabriel Lewis

Finding Melody / Gavin Luke

Ease Of Mind / Stationary Sign

Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley join in for this episode in which we speak to Dr Sam Archer about why the National Health Service is refusing to treat Les Cheese after his double heart attack.

By Benjamin Partridge, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley.

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Tickets for Beef And Dairy Live at the London Podcast Festival on 16/09/17: http://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast#.WXUNt1I1SRs

Heather Anne Campbell, Nick Wiger, Sarah Campbell, Moujan Zolfaghari, Jordan Morris, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley all join in for this episode in which we learn about the end of the world. 

By Benjamin Partridge, Heather Anne Campbell, Nick Wiger, Sarah Campbell, Moujan Zolfaghari, Jordan Morris and Tom Neenan. 

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Music includes: “Avec Toi” by Dana Boule (www.danaboule.com)

Mike Wozniak, Rhodri Viney, Dave Cribb, Charlie Hopkinson, Tim Bick, Nadia Kamil, Gemma Arrowsmith, Tom Crowley and Sammy Graham join in for this episode where we reveal the new number to call our weekly live quiz webstream, Beef Call.

By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Wozniak, Dave Cribb, Nadia Kamil and Max Davis. Thanks to Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith, Sammy Graham, Charlie Hopkinson and Tim Bick.

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Katy Wix joins in for this episode in which we speak to Wendy Axminster who is starring a new big budget stage musical.

We also have details of a sweeping product recall from Mitchell's.

By Benjamin Partridge, Katy Wix and Dave Cribb.

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Greg Davies joins us for this month’s episode, as we bag an exclusive interview with the founder of Boffo’s Cow Circus, Boffo.

By Benjamin Partridge and Greg Davies. Thanks to Tom Crowley, Max Davis, Catherine Paskell, Tom Neenan, Lloyd Langford, Elis James, Gareth Gwynn, Alex Adey and Sian Harries.  

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Lorna Rose Treen, Tom Parry, Mike Wozniak and Tom Crowley join in this month as we speak to the woman the tabloids dubbed "The Beef Queen", the winner of the biggest ever National Beef Lottery jackpot.

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Music credits courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Kite Lines / Mike Stringer

The Light From Within /Howard Harper-Barnes

Out Of Time / Martin Klem

Finding Dawn / Marten Moses

Quartet Pizzicato / Trevor Kowalski

Encore Dance / Sight Of Wonders

Micro Evolution / Howard Harper-Barnes

Raintree / DEX 1200

Furna / By Lotus

A Different Landing / By Lotus

In Ruins / Synthetic Tides

Mike Bubbins and Ed Gamble join in for this episode, in which we hear about Eli Roberts's move to Korea.

By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Bubbins and Ed Gamble. Thanks to Helen Zaltzman and Cecilia Chun.

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Live shows:

Machynlleth Comedy Festival - 4th May: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2019/beef-and-dairy-network-beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-live/

Underbelly Festival, London – 1st June: http://www.underbellyfestival.com/whats-on/beef-and-dairy-network

Mike Wozniak joins in as we get to the bottom of why Bob Trescothick wasn’t at the annual Ken Bicton memorial pig run.

By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Wozniak, Elis James and Henry Paker.

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Freya Parker joins in for this episode in which we speak to Lesley Clocks, the sister of Kenrin Clocks, who was badly injured on a Danish Hog Farm.

By Benjamin Partridge, Freya Parker, Sarah Dempster, Moujan Zolfaghari, Nick Wiger, Heather Campbell, Jake Yapp, Gemma Arrowsmith, Cromerty York, Tom Crowley, Nathaniel Metcalfe and Clarissa Maycock.

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Dave Cribb, Mike Wozniak, Nadia Kamil and Mike Bubbins join us for this live episode, recorded at this year's European Barn Doors And Gates Expo.

By Benjamin Partridge, Dave Cribb, Mike Wozniak, Nadia Kamil and Mike Bubbins.

Linnea Sage, Tom Crowley, Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker, Nadia Kamil join in this month as we provide a live version of the podcast at the same time as performing the ancient vows of holy matrimony for a couple called Tanya and Bob.

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Music credits courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Follow Through / Martin Klem

Soaring Heights / Francis Wells

On A Sunny Day / Headlund

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Mike Shephard, Gemma Arrowsmith, Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley, Gareth Gwynn and Linnea Sage join in this week as we learn all about Major Billy Whizzbang, the plucky bullock who served in World War 2. 

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

String Quartet in F Major Allegro/Maurice Ravel

Veterans Day/Francis Wells

A Sad String Quartet/Traditional

Wicked Man/Martin Landstrom

Bierstube Tanz/Trabant 33

Catch the Train/Sinfonietta Cinematica

Celeste Dring joins in for this episode in which we speak to Lucy Bonham, an events planner who is organizing this year’s British Beef Council Annual Dinner and Barn Dance.

By Benjamin Partridge and Celeste Dring. Thanks to Tom Crowley.

Music:

Simple Duet by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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We celebrate Beefhead Day by speaking to Professor James Harcombe about its true origins. Plus new music from Paul Paul.

By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Shephard, Kat Sadler, Catherine Brinkworth, Max Davis, Rhodri Viney and Eugene Capper.

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The final part of our Redeeming Eli mini-series.

"Is he talced?"

By Benjamin Partridge and Mike Bubbins. Thanks to Tom Crowley.

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Music credit: Oh Holy Night Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Humphrey Ker, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Henry Paker, Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tim Bick join in as we mark International Organic Farming Week. Including a poetry exclusive from Michael Banyan. 

By Benjamin Partridge, Humphrey Ker, Margaret Cabourn-Smith and Henry Paker. Thanks to Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tim Bick.

Tim Bick’s voiceover webpage is here: https://timbickvoiceover.co.uk

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Josie Long, Rob Gilroy, Simon Alcock, Gemma Arrowsmith and Julisa join in this week as we find out all about the UK government's Beef Information Centre building programme.

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Music credits courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

I Can See The World From Here / Mythical Score Society

Steep Hills / Mythical Score Society

Unsolved / Mythical Score Society

I Don't Smoke / Mythical Score Society

Freya Parker, Mike Wozniak, Max Davis, Jenny Laville, Henry Paker, Mike Shephard, Tom Crowley and Gemma Arrowsmith join in for this special documentary about former Bovine Farmers' Union bursar Parsnip Flendercroft.

Music:

“Kitten” “Por Supuesto” “Morels” Podington Bear soundofpicture.com

In this month's episode we hear a strange message recieved on the Network answerphone.

By Benjamin Partridge with thanks to Gemma Arrowsmith, Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley, Nadia Kamil.

Music:

Disquiet Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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